Julia Allison insists she’s a high-profile bidness lady advising “several clients” on media branding. But there’s scant evidence of Donkey’s involvement anywhere. What does seem to be on the level is her involvement with third-tier middle-aged DJ Rain Phutureprimitive’s “career.” She even took to the stage with her beloved at Red Rocks. God bless the Canadian catlady who managed to save that epic performance:
Phuturephuckphace recently spun the same prerecorded set he’s been playing for years at Jess Johnson’s Garden of Eden. Donkey also took to the stage there, performing among several more accomplished dancers and doing some fire breathing. I found a clip of this online, but the image was so dark, I wasn’t really sure we were watching Donkey. We were.
Still literally shaking, Donk? A little birdie told us you’ve been clomping about the stage at all of Rain’s playdates! He’s now the laughing stock of the dirtfest crowd because of your amateurishness. That scared of groupies, Shamoolia? Next time, Chad, hire a professional.
Look who’s still posting on Rain’s “fan” site:
Liminal? That ain’t Rain, that’s Donkey.
Our burro also continues to suck up to folks who are far more successful than she could ever hope to be. Why do they give her the time of day? How might you feel if you had someone fawning constantly over you? Trust me, Donkey is good at sucking up. Dadsers and Nutty Granny Money Bags taught her well.
As Baugher said back in the day, I am losing my will to parse. Creatures such as Ali Shanti and Jena la Flamme are far more interesting than the hick from Wilmette, but we’ll always give Judy pride of place.
TTFN. I’m off to go Pussy Crazy with Christina Morassi!