Creepy Con Artist Ali Shanti Institutes “Mandatory Blowjob Class” For Employees & Goes Yoni Steaming With Her Mother

We’ll return to Donkeywood soon, I promise, but Skankatron’s latest fiasco is worth a post. The old raunch drank an entire pitcher of the Landmark Kool-Aid and is now trying to sign up marks. Why not start with your mother, eh, Ali? You’ve tried to fleece her before. Are the kids next? No need for college when you can get them to front your newest scam!

Of course this idiot would eagerly join a cult. She’s even doing the Landmark argot, which is just so odd, e.g., saying the program “sucks so bad.” Apparently the stratagem is for you to trash Landmark so others can’t?

The asshats have been cheering Skankatron on, including Kc Baker and J Matthais Bennett. Remember him? Jess Johnson’s roomie? The maroon who flew to a woo conference but had no money for a return ticket home? He was stuck at the airport and begging via FB for someone, anyone, to send him some cash. In return, Matthias would give you FREE coaching lessons!

A tipster sent us some (more) shocking intel on the old raunch. Our source worked for Alexis Martin Neely, reffering to her as “a manipulative con who never displays any shame for her actions.” The souce indicated “Alexis/Ali would work people to the bone and try to pay them garbage, much less than what they’d rightfully earned.” The source eventually had to take Ali to the labor board. “Everyone who gets pulled in runs away screaming after six months … this is a woman who took her staff of 3-6 females to a mandatory blowjob class. I kid you not.” I wonder if Christina Morassi was demonstrating. You can’t make this shit up.

The internet never forgets, Skankatron:

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100 Responses to Creepy Con Artist Ali Shanti Institutes “Mandatory Blowjob Class” For Employees & Goes Yoni Steaming With Her Mother

  1. I need Likes to validate my own feelings says:

    Mandatory blowjob class?
    She is coercing what is essentially rape to lesbians and any unwilling participants.

    This sick sick bitch needs to be taken out to the woods and left to be eaten by bears.

    I literally can’t even begin to understand how she thought that was in any way appropriate for her employees.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:


    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      How was she not sued for sexual harassment? Very telling that people are only around her for six months. I truly feel for her employees and marks.

  2. Tingolayo says:

    “Enrolled my mom” is a phrase I’ve never uttered. Took my mom to her doctor’s appointment, yes.

    I personally feel that the person to whom you should turn for bj advice is not some deranged woo like Pamela Madsen or Christina Morassi, but the actual recipient. Maybe Regular Lizard Man was there to…. never mind, I need nachos.

    I think it’s best that I refrain from commenting on the mom’s appearance.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Patty McCormack approves Mom’s hairstyle!


      • Morrocanwear...I love you dance video! says:

        …And Ali’s treatment of her mother. At least mom hasn’t been driven to suicide by her bad seed.

        • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

          Not yet! Give the shantress a few more months.

        • Julia Allison's Epileptic Daunce says:

          Maybe her mom is an acid casualty or something? Imagine your kid “flying you up” to the ATL last-minute to go to a cult meeting, then going to a spa at dark o’clock to do weird-ass shit, and then sleeping on the floor of someone’s house?

          My mom is game but she’d be like OH HELL NO.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      1. The mom (even at her advanced [probably my] age) is way prettier than Skankatron, which may have been a contributing factor to how Skanks turned out.
      2. I don’t understand about the vagina steam-cleaning; they’re steaming hot already. Also, ice sauna? Also, I can’t imagine doing these things with my mom; we’re perfectly content to meet for steak frites followed by shopping at Saks.
      3. Are they crashing with Smellsberg?

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        P.S.: 4. When is Skanks going to abandon the turkey-feather hair ornaments? Nits for days. THIS is her signature style?

      • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

        The mom is a plastic surgery victim and so representative of what you’ll see in the Miami area, lots of 60-80 y/o mutton dressed as lamb with years of obviously bad work done. You can see this freak show on parade at any area supermarket or mall.

        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          You’re right; she does look like a scary/pretty doll, but I don’t think Skankatron’s own approach (rhinestone eye embellishments, turkey feathers, bejewelled incisor) is an improvement. Surely there is a middle ground?! (Maybe some high-quality moisturizer w/ sunscreen. And a good night’s sleep.)

      • melting marionette says:

        also: who takes their phone into a sauna? nekkid people be there, so it’s against the rules.

  3. Dcmbr Song says:

    So, so sad. And not even a hotel for Mom$.

    • Wolf, Hemmingaway and Khaat Whores says:


      When I read that they went to a 24-hour sauna, I thought “that’s a nice way to say that you can’t afford a hotel”.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

        But Skankatron has million dollar businesses and nets at least 35k/mo, according to her words. Could she be dissembling?!

        • Wolf, Hemmingaway and Khaat Whores says:

          Yes, and she uses sheets for curtains and plywood for flooring because of the homey (as in Home Depot) look.

  4. DJ Telexfree Making Beeps and Boops at Dirt Festivals says:

    The saddest thing is the old roach has children. And their father can’t or won’t help them escape

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      How can he? Ali’s got him chained to the house. She’s even sent nasty missives to her listserv that call him out. On one occasion she berated him for driving the kids to school while drunk.

      • Stalker is the New dancing among the tech equipment says:

        that’s productive. I’d be calling the goddam cops.

  5. Razzmatazz says:

    She’s such a phony. She probably went to that place because it’s known as the spa that people on Real Housewives of Atlanta visited.

  6. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    The idea of a MANDATORY blow job class really razzes my berries. Who the fuck does scamster Alexis Martin Neely aka Ali Shanti aka sperm-burping whore dawg think SHE is to deem what’s needed in someone’s sexual repertoire based on what she presumes is their sexual preference (or does she just flat out not hire people who don’t get w/ men?)

    I don’t know why I care, but that shit just goes all over me. Is she starting up a brothel?

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Who else but a madam would require employees to attend a seminar on fellatio skills?

      Also, the goddesses live outside the sexual binary, which I would usually applaud but not when one is banging anything with a pulse.

    • Because, for fucks sake. says:

      I hate giving blow jobs. I’m sure there are woman out there who like it, but sorry. I do not. And if someone made me take a class in it as part of my job? FUCK NO.

      • Morrocanwear...I love you dance video! says:

        It doesn’t even matter whether or not you like blow jobs. To require employees to take any class like this is so beyond inappropriate that I have a hard time believing it happened. Perhaps if there was no HR (likely) and the employees all felt like they were not in a position to find work elsewhere ( maybe?) then it might be true.

        • Morrocanwear...I love you dance video! says:

          I mean, I totally believe that if anyone was going to do it, then it would be Ali, but why would those employees actually go?

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

            The tipster referred to Ali as aggressive, highly manipulative, and belligerent. I would have gone just to get her to shut up.

          • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

            I’m sure she sold it as “team building” or the like. Her “staff” always appears small in number and it’s tough to be the one to stand up to your boss, even if you know what they’re requesting is wrong or illegal, especially if you need to keep your job or fear retaliation. Also, remember this is a woman who had a table full of dildos at a “business” conference.

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

            With whips, chocolate bars, and a huge bag of weed next to those dildos. That’s what I call a Morassi profeshunal!

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        I like it, but not at work. And if I were going to do it at work, Shantitown couldn’t afford to pay me what I’m worth for it!

      • Darling dearest communicates with grace says:

        i doubt they were told it was a BJ class. It was probably something like “a seminar on harnessing your inner energy to seal the deal” or “making your client happy”

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I wonder if they were told it was a seat-filler exercise for a Christina Morassi soft-core porn on ecstatic home study …

  7. Because, for fucks sake. says:

    I feel like every picture posted of these people looks like it’s part of an ad campaign for Undiagnosed Mental Illness.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Shantitown comes off as a Freudian hysteric and always appears to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown in her myriad of videos.

  8. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Gee, Renata Adler really let herself go.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos)for says:

      Best cultural reference ever on RBD? I’ve only read A YEAR IN THE DARK, Adler’s book of NYT film reviews, which I give big props and have had to defend on more than one occasion.

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        I’m of two minds about Adler. She is undeniably one of the most intelligent writers of her generation, yet her near-psychotic sniping at colleagues (particularly Pauline Kael, who certainly had her flaws) tarnishes her oeuvre for me.

    • DJ Telexfree Making Beeps and Boops at Dirt Festivals says:

      This reference was tots! unexpected

    • Tingolayo says:

      No words… dead.

  9. Tingolayo says:

    OT: I’m having issues with storing photos in the cloud, so I’m pulling a Donk and crowdsourcing. I’ve thinking of going no-desktop at home, and just using a laptop or tablet. But I’m an expired basement dweller who feels safest with my all photos on a hard drive at home, plus backed up to a usb drive or (gasp) CD.

    My iMac is at a dead end with OS updates.

    • Pass the Nachos Please says:

      Have you checked out what refurbished computers are available from Apple? When you get to the site, scroll down to the bottom and click on “Refurbished.”

      Also what about a Google Chromebook and Google Photo (as a 2nd backup)?

      • Tingolayo says:

        I know zilch about Chromebooks; it’s just windows with the Chrome browser?

        • Pass the Nachos Please says:

          It’s the Chrome OS. You login to the notebook. The OS updates automatically in the background. You can add apps i.e. Evernote, Dropbox.

          I have an Apple MBP but bought a Chromebook because almost everything I do is through the Chrome browser. If you can get to something like a Best Buy, you can try it out and see if it works for you. On my main Windows desktop (at home), I do have a Crashplan subscription and that machine is backed up.

        • Pass the Nachos Please says:

          JFaing myself to add this link about the Chrome OS:

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

      Laptops usally have plenty of USB ports where you can connect a hard drive for back up purposes. Just make sure you buy one with a USB 3.0 (blue plastic tab, much faster that USB 2.0) port.

      Also, laptops and tablets usually come with a slot for SD or micro-SD cards that can be used for backup purposes. The prices have dropped so much that you can now get a 128Gb (that’s enough for 5000 photos at really high-res or 10,000 songs) for about $35.

      I would stay clear of Apple, since their devices tend to be designed to make you spend money on their services.

      • Tingolayo says:

        Thank you! iCloud is driving me crazy; I’m scared I’ll pull a Donk and lose my photos unless they’re in a physical format I can hold in my hand. Even so, I keep thinking iCloud will steal my photos off my iMac.

        • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

          Also, Apple makes the Mac Mini, which is the closest thing to a reasonably-priced desktop you can get in the Appleverse these days.

          It does NOT come with monitor or keyboard, but you may be able to reuse what you have.

        • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

          Sidenote: iCloud has cost a few people their marriages because the phones sync to the cloud. I know of one divorce personally.

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      Some advice I was given: back up then back up again then back up again.

      I have a laptop only, and a 1 terrabyte hard drive plus Carbonite which runs in the background and backs up 24/7. If CDs and usb drives are working for you and you also have a hard drive for b/u, maybe that’s enough?

      I don’t want to sound like a commercial but Carbonite saved my ass once. I subscribed as a “buycott” when they dropped their advertising from Rush Limbaugh after he said something particularly egregious. Totally worth it.

  10. juliaspublicist says:

    She’s JUST discovering Landmark?

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

      I am not sure WTF that Landmark post was.

      Some kind of reverse pshychology advertising technique? SK3B never says anything without a financial ulterior motive.

      The whole thing made me think of those shady Internet ads that say something like “Beware of supplements! They can kill you!” and when you click they tell you that it’s fine to buy their brand, and only their brand.

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      Maybe she’ll discover sunscreen next.

      • Tingolayo says:

        You might get your wish:

        “Prime My Body market three nutritional supplements and an ‘anti-aging skincare system’.
        Hydrate Luxe Daily Moisturizer – $60
        Lift Firming Cream – $99 (6 tubes)”

  11. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    The old raunch just sent out a listserv email, all about how her million dollar businesses allow her to fly at the drop of a hat to San Diego or someplace else, anywhere that she doesn’t have to home school her children. Sure, Ali.

    “I flew to San Diego at the last minute for an event hosted by some of my Encinitas chosen family peeps. That is one of the things I really do love about having a business that earns millions — I can pretty much hop on any flight at anytime and get to where I want to go, when I want to go there.

    And that means that I often get to do quick trips for special events in California while I get to love living the daily/family life in Colorado, which is way better (in my opinion) from a day to day living perspective.

    But guess what? There are also a lot of things I DON’T love about having a million dollar plus business. And I was totally trapped by those things (and my thinking about them) for many years. As a result, even though my business brought in $1.5mm of revenue, it was almost totally dependent on me, and I couldn’t seem to breakthrough to the next level. It was SO frustrating! Mostly because I knew that my work in the world wouldn’t be able to survive without me, if I didn’t take action and make some shifts that seemed to keep me stuck for nearly ten years.

    All of that begin to shift about two years ago, when I went through Justin Livingston’s LEAP program.

    Finally, today, I am breaking through where I’ve been stuck and now I’d like to share some of that learning with you.

    So, if you’d like a million dollar plus business (or already have one and want to get that business to a place where it can survive and thrive without you), I’d love to invite you to listen in on a Facebook LIVE I am hosting with Justin Livingston this afternoon. I don’t have the exact time yet, but if you make sure to “like” my FB page here, then as soon as we go live, you’ll get notified.

    While you are there, you can check out my recent videos about my time at the Landmark Advanced Course and my FB Live from Thursday with Danielle LaPorte.

    To your eyes wide open life and income,

    PS — No interest in million dollar businesses, but you’d love to listen in on my interview with Danielle LaPorte, in which we covered her White Hot Truth about an energy healer who brought some serious dark energy into her life, and how she handled it? You can find the recording of the Facebook Live with Danielle LaPorte here. You are going to love hearing how she answers the question from one listener: “what do you use to gauge when you need to move on from your current path of spiritual dependency? a feeling? an answer from a prayer? guided by god?”

    • Malformed Face says:

      She talks too much

    • Psycho-delic Ballerina says:

      Oh, LOL Ali, seriouth bidness ladee with a Facebook LIVE conference today at, oh, I dunno when, just hang around on Facebook all day you MILLIONAIRES!

      Also this Justin Livingston guy is running another marketing for coaches racket… and name dropping Eben Pagan. I’m guessing Ali gets a cut of every person who signs up for his training.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        She’s a click-through goddeth!

      • Tingolayo says:

        I cannot say this enough: Donk has truly found her people (although she’s still the only one who doesn’t have any type of job or business– even a grift– going).

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      $1.5 million with a judgment that caused her to file for bankruptcy. Fixed that for you Alexis.

  12. Razzmatazz says:

    Nisha, supposedly the sanest of the woos, may be engaging in one of the dumbest practices I’ve ever seen from that group:

    Where does the permission seeking end? Does she ask him if he wants his butt wiped? Whether he feels like eating? Nah, he’s being fussy, no more eating, he knows what’s best.

    Obviously he has explicitly consented to the entire world seeing his photo and serving as a human embodiment of virtue signaling.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      How dare Yahoo post a photo of her spawn! Seriously, that woo grifter sends a tearful email requesting that we never post a snap of Snookums yet she has plastered him all over FB.

    • Dcmbr Song says:

      On IG she still lamenting her old marriage her breakups with the same person over the years etc etc, at her age she just went and got pregs with who was at hand… It’s sad but may it work out for the child

    • Whatever says:

      Omg I read the stupidity of the article, her face and her spawn is plastered in the article. Honestly you are not the first person to invent this a common practice , sorry noodles. So has lots of time, since she has a nanny too. Elitist privilege woman who relives her past and talk about how lucky she is and how much respect she has for single women. Blah blah yes noodles you have reinvented the wheel and have taken full credits for it, are you going to sell this πŸ’© too as part of your scam?

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        Oh, you know she’s going to monetize that!

      • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

        Of course she is going to make some money out of it, the one true unifying woo principle is ABG = Always Be Grifting.

        Oh, and I am sure already considering the possibility that her 6-month-old son is going to become a rapist, is going to positively influence his upbringing.

        Well, at least she is using “he” and “his” when she talks about him. Remember when she said she didn’t want to force a gender on her child?

        What. A. Tool.

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

          Did she run to Yahoo and beg them to do a story on her and Crow? Did her agent put this together? I guess she’s whoring the kid out to the highest bidder.

          ABG, indeed.

    • Whatever says:

      The Yahoo!’s responses are hilarious wow we are not the only ones over 1900 comments about stupid and self serving our raving noodles really is. Honestly she must be so embarrassed and humiliating.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        Oh I didn’t read those. Thanks!

      • Because, for fucks sake. says:

        The comments were beyond spot on. It kind of gives me a little more faith in our society that people are calling this bullshit for exactly what it is.

  13. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    Skankatron’s latest FB post is just puzzling to me. All about weed and educating your community? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE UP TO NOW? Is she pushing pot in some sort of pyramid sale scam?

    Ali Shanti
    14 hrs Β·

    Hey Boulder people. I’m hosting a meeting this Wednesday night to share a business model you may be very interested in if you love hemp, getting paid to educate your community and have been seeking that elusive income model that fully supports you while you support others and build community.

    Over the past few months, I have been quietly building a team to do my own due diligence in this business and I’m beyond impressed with what I’ve seen and experienced myself.

    I’ve been looking for a business model I could confidently share with the men and women in my community who are healers and artists and creatives, and are ready to create sustainable incomes, but not so interested in creating their own products or big companies like mine.

    And I’ve found it.

    The company rocks. The business model is solid, sustainable and will allow you the freedom to create the life and income you want while you develop leadership skills to serve you and your family.

    The product is the best in industry.

    And the people are fantastic.

    My team just got back from the launch in Houston and they are seriously fired up.
    And because the formal launch just happened, when you join up this week, you get to be part of the Founders Circle.

    Best bet if this is interesting is to join us Wednesday night.

    PM me if you want more info and I’ll share the details of the meeting when I land back in Boulder (flight taking off now). ❀

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      big companies like mine

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      God, she’s so SLIMY.

      Isn’t Fozzie in the hemp business?

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

        Whatever she’s cooking up is really shady. She responding to FB comments with “PM me, I can’t talk about it here!”

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:


      Weed pyramid scheme.

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        LOL… Alexis Neeley aka Ali Shanti, we’re onto your shenanigans!

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      Translation: I’ve been looking for a MLM scheme that would appeal to the woo crowd. This one is new so I’ll be in on the ground floor. Now I need some gullible suckers. Hit me up Goddesses, let’s get this grift going!

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      It cracks me up that she talks about her huge business, but is so obviously looking for get rich quick schemes. Ali Shanti/Alexis Neely–no one believes you’re rich or successful in any way.

      • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

        She’s so desperate ALL THE TIME and it’s obvious to anyone with a double-digit I.Q. When you can’t afford curtains or put your mother up in a hotel when flying her up to Atlanta to “enroll” her in the Landmark cult …

        • ShesJustStupid says:


          Anita M. Burke
          Is this a multi level marketing business model?
          LikeShow more reactions Β· Reply Β· 13 mins

          • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

            Jeremy DeWeese
            I want inπŸ˜πŸ™ŒπŸ»πŸ˜Ž

            Ali Shanti
            Yes!! PMIng you.

            Sara Katelyn Yeater
            I’m distracted by how stunning I find you in this picture…Good luck with your meeting. πŸ™‚

            Callan Rush
            What’s the company? Do you have to be local to Boulder?

            Ali Shanti
            Ali Shanti I’ll PM you. Don’t have to be local, no.

            A sucker’s a sucker, eh, Skankatron.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Dear C. Ru$h:
            USD is the only requisite @ this time.

    • Psycho-delic Ballerina says:

      It is an MLM scheme selling PrimeMyBody Hemp Oil / CBD. (Source: click on her cheerleader / uplevel marketer Jennifer Peck’s open fb page and lo! Jennifer just returned from the “launch” in Houston.) Perhaps she is not naming it because she doesn’t want folks to google? Or perhaps she doesn’t want folks to get involved on their own and instead wants them to buy a sales package through her (which is how she makes $$)?

      It’s interesting that there are a LOT of videos / blogs online including the words “Prime My Body Scam” which turn out to be positive reviews of the PrimeMyBody pyramid scheme. It is almost as though it is a sales technique to draw in downstream affiliates who are attempting due diligence. Or to clog google results for the company name +”scam”.

      Anyway – come ON Ali, ANOTHER mundane MLM scheme?? I am BORED with you.

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        I think all of the MLM scams discourage mentioning the product by name. It’s always “my supplements” or “my products” so the mark can’t look up any info. It also acts as bait to help the scammer sell: they have the opportunity to pitch in person if the sucker has to contact them to ask about the products.

      • Tingolayo says:

        GOLDMINE. Thank you.

        Hemp oil apparently costs about $10 for 8 oz. But Shanti’s MLM sells a “nano enhanced” hemp oil at a whopping $149 for 1.8 ounce.

        This sounds very ethical, very in-line with hippie values, and like a great way to serve your community:

        • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

          When are they going to arrest this woman for fraud and mete out some jail time?!

  14. Creeped Out says:

    I stumbled upon this website looking for some information on Ali Shanti’s talks. I have to say…. y’all are creepy as fuck! I had no idea that entire groups of people would waste their time stalking someone and posting their Facebook statuses on a website to bitch and moan about. You’ve taken stalking to the next level — congratulations! Losers.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Then you surely saw information about Shanti’s shady history, including her many con jobs. Sure hope we helped you dodge a bullet. You’re welcome!

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