A Rollicking Woo Grifter Roundup!

Our burro has been liking posts from various tribal con artists and presumably posting the drivel coming out of Rain’s “musician” FB page, but otherwise she’s been AWOL. Not so for the gods and goddesses with whom she consorts.

Nisha Moodley made a confession: she wants things! Best schedule another “women’s retreat” if you want more herbal potions, heh, Noodles?

#pleasurableconsumergoods
#capitalistswine

Jena la Flamme went to Mexico to “heal from past trauma” while learning some grift enhancements. Voila! Feminine Radiance:

~ WHAT IS THE FORMULA FOR RADIANCE? ~

My life changed when I was introduced to the idea of feminine Radiance.

Until that moment I had a judgement against being “flashy.” I wore black most days, not because I loved it, but because it was “practical.”

I felt miserable about my shape, self-conscious of my appearance, and awkward about my sexuality.

I stayed home alone in lonely isolation, not ecstatic solitude.

These were not fun days or nights.

I thought controlling my food and exercise would be the answer to feeling better about myself, but I was wrong.

To my surprise, it was tuning in to my feminine Radiance was the spark that did the trick.

When you allow it, it shines out to the world like a light, brightening the way for ourselves and others.

It’s something you can turn ON and turn UP at any age of stage of life. As women we have an infinite amount of radiance available to us, IF we have the courage to find it and let it out.

To show you the practical steps I used to gain this courage, and to go from feeling bloated, heavy, and pre-occupied with food and my weight, to loving my belly, feeling light on my feet, and celebrating the magic of my female body, so that you can do the same,

I’m offering a free Masterclass called:
The Radiance Formula: How to Lighten Up, Feel Gorgeous, & Shine Your Light with Confidence and Grace

In this live online Masterclass I’ll be sharing:
— How to look and feel lighter, physically and emotionally, and feel liberated with food and your body
— How to feel gorgeous, and be comfortable with being attractive and receiving attention
— How to be a source of light, and operate in the world with power, confidence and grace

I’m teaching this live class twice this Memorial Day weekend.
On Saturday, May 27th, at 3 PM ET | noon PT
And on Monday, May 29th, at 3 PM ET | noon PT

Reserve your spot here and join me live if you can for a dynamic session.
https://www.jenalaflamme.com/masterclass/

I’ll be freshly returned from 2 weeks of intensive studies of feminine Radiance at a women’s retreat in Mexico and I’m excited to be sharing these ideas and practices with you, as I personally glow like never before.
One of the keys of feminine Radiance is not doing it alone so join me and we can do this together.
Join me for The Radiance Formula.

With love,
Jena la Flamme

Who doesn’t dream of being a flashy goddess? Sign me up, la Fraud!

Meanwhile, Jena’s Deadbeat Dad of a husband is supposedly seeing his children for the first time in over six months. Fivehead posted a couple of eyebrow-raising fauxtos.

Lazy grifter on wheels:

Dueling manbuns:

One of Jena’s regular houseguests, stomach-churning Christina Morassi, took the profits from her ridonkulous “PleasureCEO” conference and ran away to Paris:

Over in Boulder, Ali Shanti is awash in bitcoin fantasies, and one of her former pieces posted his most flattering fauxto ever. Wait, could Fozzie be the grandson of George W. Bush?!

Finally, lordy, lordy, look who’s turning …

Rogue? I can’t.

Bottom Picture: We’re lost without you too, Judy!

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58 Responses to A Rollicking Woo Grifter Roundup!

  1. Razzmatazz says:

    Damn, that is a HARD 40 for Ellsberg.

  2. Handbag Is Not A Toilet Baby says:

    I have things to say but just. cannot. It’s all too much. You are the BEST, Gilly, to sort through the morass of all their obscuring verbiage, make sense of it, condense it for us.

    • Life is unfair says:

      Seconded.

      • Morrocanwear with Antlers says:

        Gilly is the real MVP here. Every time I need a laugh, RBD comes through for me, and Gilly’s willingness to sort through the mess that is Ali’s life is nothing less than heroic.

    • Dcmbr Song says:

      7thed

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Aw, shucks. It takes maybe an hour to comb the woo archives while simultaneously creating an RBD post. They make it SOOO easy, and I’m trying to keep the site going while our burro is on hiatus.

      • Stalker is the New Emperor of Nachos says:

        You are a true <3ist!

        • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

          No, no, I am nowhere in Jaahass Magic’s league. The caterwauler explains:

          “A couple of months ago my friend Nature invited me to come and create some magic on Meditation Mountain at Lightning In A Bottle. In that moment I knew these women needed to be with me. They are heartists in every way. They see and draw forth my love, wisdom and beauty, and I theirs, and they make everything a little brighter in my world <3

          For those who are curious, "The Heartist" is a new archetype, and a way of engaging with life, that beckons us to express from a place of love and creativity. When we love this fully and express this freely, we BECOME a force healing and nourishment that heals the planet, by awakening and activating the human heart (first and foremost, our OWN!)

          The alchemy of heARTistry happens when we fully engage with our inner Lover, our inner Artist and our inner Healer. When we allow ourselves to be present, tapped in and turned on. When we realize that nothing has to be excluded, suppressed, ignored, avoided, or left out. When we feel safe enough to play the full range of our human experience. When we invoke our own sense of belonging."

          Once again, a woo has reached the highest level of being!

          • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

            Does it ever get better than this? Wondering which minorities they trashed before they burst into song.

          • Stalker is the New Emperor of Nachos says:

            ….wow. Never seen that video before. That’s some Silver Sneakers aerobics fierceness right there!

          • donkey schoen says:

            The Blandigo Girls.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      Sort through the morass(i). Saw what you did there.

  3. BunnyBingo says:

    Okay.

  4. Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

    The world lost a hero today, Amy Reed, and these fuck-up-its will continue to tell anyone who will listen that they’re “saving the world”. If they only knew what real courage looked like they’d shut down their social media accounts in shame. We are in no danger of that ever happening though. UGH.

  5. Donkey Schoen says:

    Hubba hubba Fozzie!

  6. Dcmbr Song says:

    Does the kukoo have five (!?) offspring as it seems on his IG
    May spiritess not make it six with the fivehead, ahwoo

  7. Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

    Ellsberg is going to treat his birthday guests to “a creative piece” he just authored?

    It sounds like. So. Much. Fun.

    Sign me up now, please!

    • Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Hopefully it wasn’t any of his erotica. I think he posted some of that crap on FB, but I didn’t have the fortitude to read any of it.

      • IMeantItAtTheTime says:

        And thank God we never had to see his “intentional porn” that sent Muse Magdalene running for the horizon in tears.

        • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

          You just made my skin crawl.

          I need an infusion of nachos.

    • Aggressively Stupid says:

      Woos really have a thing for performing at their own parties. Is it because that’s the only way they can get people to watch/listen to their drivel?

    • DJ Telexfree Making Beeps and Boops at Dirt Festivals says:

      “May I show you?”

  8. Rhinestone Technology says:

    “Lovership.”

  9. Stalker is the New Emperor of Nachos says:

    So bulimia is something you can just turn off right? That’s what Jena’s implying. Radiance is something you can turn ON and turn UP at any age of stage of life. so disordered relationships around food, you can just decide you’re done with that and it’s over. Yeah?

  10. Stalker is the New Emperor of Nachos says:

    Ellsberg presents Pimp my Office! Make sure your cat5 cable runs in an upward diagonal to invite positive energy into your space! When using a pre-Amazon cardboard box for extra storage, be sure it’s made out of maximum post-consumer recycled content. Use the rich brown of the cardboard as a transition color between the greige filing cabinet and the babyshit yellow walls. FONZ SHUI.

    • DJ Telexfree Making Beeps and Boops at Dirt Festivals says:

      Clearly suffering from Post-Golddigger Stress Disorder. Symptoms include empty bank accounts, cardboard furniture, ruined credit

  11. Tingolayo, shaman on roller-skates says:

    Oh Jena, you are SO COURAGEOUS to face the world with that enormous, 400-lb body of yours! Look at that hideous, huge belly hanging all over the place! Life must be a constant struggle for you, with all the cards stacked against you. You are such an inspiration to The Planet, you should go on a speaking tour with Lizzie Velasquez.

    What the fuck is a Masterclass? Why the fuck is it capitalized? Why do these delusional woos always come back from a vacation in a “magical, exotic” locale and think they now have a PhD in Divine Radiance or Goddess Wisdom or Sacred Masturbation? How does buying an apple become a business transaction? How does a grown man have time to stay up all night in anticipation of his “birthday party,” like an 8-year-old?

    Donk has truly found her ridiculous people.

    • Tingolayo, shaman on roller-skates says:

      JFA: “Maestro Ollie teaches I…”

      Is Jena appropriating Rastafarianism now?

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      This is what makes her whole “Pleasurable Weight Loss” shtick so annoying. Her “before” pictures show her maybe 20-25 pounds up from her current weight. Maybe I should teach people how to have great skin, seeing as I had a couple of pimples every month in my teens and now get dryness on my forehead in the winter. Oh, the struggle! I have to remember to wear Pleasurable Sunscreen and Pleasurable Moisturizer! But don’t worry, my seminars will tell you how to love your epidermis.

    • Whatever says:

      The best commentary on these wacko doodles like ever. I would add the horrific, pathetic and outrageous display of cultural appropriation starting with la fraud, magicless cat screams, la donkey, and la shady in boulder.

  12. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    That “singing” photo. Every day and all day, I tell you. Poor roommates, whoever they are.

  13. Psycho-delic Ballerina says:

    I imagine Fivehead’s insurance fraud investigators are admiring the full range of motion displayed in her fb pic. Isn’t she claiming a shoulder injury? What a maroon.

  14. Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    Because when I think integrity, I think Ali Shanti. Just posted:

    “Money (and how we be with it) is one of the greatest reflections of the truth of who we truly are.

    If you claim to be conscious, my hope is that you will look deeply at how you work with this powerful energy because you may see some shadows that could be keeping you from who (and how) you truly believe you are.

    Recently, I’ve been incredibly tempted to get in on some opportunities that could result in me earning BIG money in a short period of time.

    And, I’ve said no. Saying no hasn’t been a simple decision for me. The idea of getting rich quickly is such a great temptress. I can convince myself of all sorts of things when a lot of money is on the table. Especially when it seems easy.

    But I know that the thrill of easy money comes at a great price. A price that is far greater than I am willing to pay.

    Now, that’s not to say that earning money can’t be easy. It certainly can be! When I am in alignment, money comes with ease and grace and flow, and I never have to worry about having what I need.

    Perhaps these get rich quick opportunities ARE in alignment for the people saying yes to them (and I certainly hope so because they are being shared by some folks I truly believe have the very best of intentions and huge hearts), but I simply know too much about how they work, who will be hurt, and what happens in the end for the people who aren’t as savvy, for these opportunities to be in alignment for me.

    I align with my integrity and say no, thank you. I intend to create a world that works for everyone, not just me, or those who got in at the top. heart emoticon”

    So she passed up another pyramid scheme opportunity? Probably because the short con was so shady, the old raunch would have ended up in handcuffs.

    • Aggressively Stupid says:

      “Now, that’s not to say that earning money can’t be easy.”

      Because the get rich quick schemes SHE’S peddling are totally legit. It’s all those other schemes that are the problem.

  15. Rhinestone Technology says:

    I’m going to teach hair transformation classes because my hair was frizzy when I was a teenager and I lived in mortal fear of humidity or rain after sleeping on huge rollers to straighten my hair. Then hair products hit the scene and now I have a head of frizz-free radiant curls and the confidence of an empowered goddess! I embrace the morning dew, dance in the rain, take selfies all day, and stare at myself in the mirror without a second of flinching!

    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

      You’re joking, but I would spend serious bucks on that class. The struggle is real.

      Sincerely,
      Margaret Atwood’s hair, on a good day.

  16. Gilly Blake, PowerpussyCEO Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    There went Paris. After Morasshat leaves, they’re going to have to hose down the 5th arrondissement.

    #skankCEO
    #pushingcelluliteinpublic

    • Tingolayo, shaman on roller-skates says:

      That could get you 5150’ed in Paris.

    • KC Baker's Appalling Baby Dance. says:

      Is she going to dance at Moulin Rouge or something? Why on earth would she walk around like this in public?

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