Holy Yoni! Hippie Donkey Dragged Dadsers To Birthcray 36 Lovefest

Has Judy finally reached rock bottom? She’s miles away from [REDACTED], even Greasy, and apparently wants to drag her daddy down with her.

Not surprised? Is Judy obsessed with vaginas, too? Did Petey partake in birthcray yoni worship?

#pleasurablebonding
#daddyissues
#expired

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182 Responses to Holy Yoni! Hippie Donkey Dragged Dadsers To Birthcray 36 Lovefest

  1. Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    Has Ryan Allis gone full-on woo? C’mon, Ariel Fucking White?

  2. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    Tone deaf Judy starts to sing different words before she corrects herself.

    Also, I think someone’s Dad is at the orgy (sitting at the end of the couch).

    • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      OMG! It’s Dadsers!! Did he force her into rehab after being forced to witness Ariel and her yoni and god knows what else?

      • Stalker is the New FDA-approved combination of infrared and mugwort says:

        BEYOND AWKWARD. Who brings their DAD to a polyester orgy? I’m canklehausen to def over here.

        • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat Whores says:

          Well, Dr Lallallalla probably would, judging by her wedding video.

          Oh, wait, was that a rhetorical question?

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Dad$er clearly got the invite in time to pack his trusty red cords, but just how long did Pettifogger play along before it all got too cringe-worthy, even for him, a man who buys Victoria’s Secret for his baby burra?

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        Wow, I missed that too when I first saw it. In my defense I was trying to catch the dripping blood from my ears.

    • Jenna's Lions says:

      The most basic of all basic 80s love ballads that is on about 5 radio stations at any given time for the last 30 years and she doens’t even know the words to the fucking chorus. BUT OH I WILL SING ALONG LIKE I DO!

  3. Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

    90% of the people at the “party” look positively bored.

    The Donkey looks as fake as ever. Her facial expression just screams “I can’t sing, but I am going to pretend to be a free spirit who is enjoying herself nonetheless”.

    • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Do you think they perked up when Ariel brought out her yoni cloth dolls, insisting guests role play?

      • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

        Probably not.

        They all must be bored to death of those dolls which, BTW, are just IKEA heart pillows with lips glued on.

    • Telexfree Antofagasta says:

      Holy balls. CRINGING. That was simultaneously so lame AND fucked up at once, what the hell was he doing there?

      #thishasgottobethebottomright
      #makesthemodestostranglerdayslooklikesuccess

  4. Tone-deaf and beautiful MEMEME says:

    This is amazing. I just audibly snorted.

  5. dinkledonkle says:

    I’m going to need a minute to process Dadser’s casual polo shirt at this orgy. WHO DOES THAT (brings her dad to an orgy/goes to an orgy with his daughter)?

    • Stalker is the New FDA-approved combination of infrared and mugwort says:

      I just want to comment over and over WHO DOES THAT. My mind is so baughled.

  6. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    Trying to see who else was there. I think I spotted Jahhs canoodling with someone. Couldn’t freeze frame (RIP J. Geils) to see anyone else other than her and Dadsers.

    And yes, Donkey phoning it us as usual And like I said in the other thread, making other people dress up in outfits she dictates, follow her party script, and make her the center of attention. See also matching holiday sweaters and PJs, nephew 5k in sub-zero temps, prom night with Andrew on MA, Fashion Week with Derpin, her narcissistic self-wedding, the PFA onesie birthday singalong. I’m sure I’m leaving some out. No grown adult wants to do that shit. I hope Dadsers sat there and finally realized his daughter has morphed into Baby Jane.

    • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

      Saw Jennifer and Bryan also, entwined next to Dadsers.

      • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

        Ew. I hope they weren’t trying to talk him into dragging Robin to one of their awareness weekends. Those two are so creepy.

  7. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    daddy

  8. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Who’s that in the background, on a laptop, is that Dad$er’s phuture phun-in-law?

  9. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    CAPTION CONTEST!

    donk

  10. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    This is a sitcom, right? I mean, none of this can be real.

  11. ShesJustStupid says:

    Again, for all those people are are like “Momsers and Dadsers are making her come home!”

    Never. Happening.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Yep. Is it just me or is Judy higher than a kite in the video?

      • Malformed Face says:

        So high. On the bright side, LOLs for all of us until the day we die. I never want this to end so thank you, Peter Baugher!

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      Seriously, why would they ever really want her to come home? Yes, it’s the logical thing and the best thing for their daughter but it appears they are as selfish as she. It appears they pay to keep her away.

  12. Malformed Face says:

    ENABLING! YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT, PETER BAUGHER!

  13. Twitter Banned by Julie says:

    Do you remember 30something ???

    Yeah, this is NOT like that at all.

  14. Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

    HOLY

    SWEET

    BABY

    JESUS

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      You took the words right out of my mouth.

      HER FATHER IS NOT SITTING THERE SUFFERING THROUGH THAT INSANITY IS HE????? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  15. Razzmatazz says:

    Dadsers has his toothpick legs spread wide and that right hand isn’t visible. Maybe he’s a closet freak who likes to watch?

  16. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Maybe Petey likes to watch.

  17. The Tortuous and the Hair says:

    The way they’re dressed reminds me of the 80’s cult, the Rajneesh. They used to wear the “colors of the rising sun.”

    http://www.pbase.com/zidar/image/92862462

    http://www.pbase.com/zidar/image/68201728

    Photoshop contest!

    http://www.pbase.com/zidar/image/92862700

  18. ShesJustStupid says:

    No food, no drink, no fun.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      I know, right? Plus the dirge-like musical stylings. Petey is no doubt longing for the relative fabulosity of the University Club’s annual pancake breakfast.

  19. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    Feel like we found the sniper behind the grassy knoll.

  20. LickedRandisCake says:

    I don’t know….I’m thinking JA was not completely honest with Dadsers about this party. I’m actually going to go so far as to say it was not an actual orgy and just a woo fest where they smile a lot and sing and talk about free love but don’t actually do it. I see no dildo/chocolate table here. Also, I just cannot believe anybody other than Ma and Pa Ellsberg would ever actually want to attend an orgy with their child.

    Anyway, I know I shouldn’t but, I actually feel sorry for the guy. I am cringing for him from the awkwardness. He went straight home and did what all parents do who are saddled with 35 year old kids who don’t support themselves. Cry.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Or worse. He jerked off.

    • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      It must have been horribly awkward, what with Jen nearly on top of Bry and Bry practically in Dadsers’ lap, not to mention that couple undulating at Petey’s feet. I’m thinking Donkey received a few ultimatums after this fiasco, one being that she get her hippie ramblings off the internet or the cash flow would dry up.

      • LickedRandisCake says:

        Like, there was plenty of room on that couch without them having to be all squashed up against Dadsers. Creepy AF!

      • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

        Is that Noodley and Nvmbr on the floor?

        • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

          I’m not certain. The bearded tool on the guitar is one Joe Muscatello, who has plastered his mug all over the woos’ FB pages. Self-promotion taken to almost parodic extremes.

          • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

            Wow, what an amazing outpouring of support for this album! Thank you if you posted, mailed, purchased, or even just listened. It really means so much to me.

            Just in case you haven’t heard yet…https://joemuscatello.bandcamp.com/album/the-truth.

            AND it’s also available on iTunes, Apple Music, Spotify (http://spoti.fi/2p8rTKI), and SoundCloud (www.soundcloud.com/joe-muscatello) so you never have to be very far from The Truth 🙂

            A very special thanks to…

            Bryan Franklin for teaching me everything you know about music production (even when you didn’t realize it). For making electronic music accessible to me. That really cannot be overstated. And for showing me a completely new way of making music; with intention. Seriously, you were the inspiration for this whole thing. I wouldn’t have done it without you. I love you! Thank you!

            Rain Phutureprimitive for spending so much time in the studio helping me get the mixes just right. For really believing in me. That thought got me through a lot of uncertainty in this process. For making music that inspires the hell out of me! And for showing me a real life model of what it looks like to be an artist in this world. It’s really been a gift having your in my life. Love you buddy!

            Alia for being my soul sister and bringing such awesome feminine energy to this album. It feels so much more complete knowing your production aesthetic & presence is on this record. And for playing our track, Exhale, on the dance floor for hundreds of people and giving it life through the creation process! Love you!

            Chris James for your sharp ears and feedback as I worked through countless versions of each song. For showing up at every live show with your technical prowess and really caring that I sounded great. Thank you for being a brother. Love you man!

          • LickedRandisCake says:

            Do people actually make music without intention? Was Beethoven just piddling on the keys? Did the Beatles just meet for tea and biscuits one day and, whoops, there came out Please Please Me?

            What in the FUCK are these assholes always going on about??

            And Ariel White…..what you have with your yoni is what society calls an obsession. It’s weird. It’s offputting. It’s not necessary. It’s not productive. For the love of all that is holy, go get yourself some time on a therapists couch, please.

          • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

            I think what he probably means here is that there were people who coached him to actually record an album instead of just talking about doing it “someday.” It means finishing songs, testing them, arranging them, finding a producer, side artists, etc. In his case, I’ll give him a pass. Where I laugh is when they assign intention to something that doesn’t require a lot of thought or work.

          • LickedRandisCake says:

            Read it again. Does not come across that way to me at all. Still sounds dopey.

            I bow to your ability to translate the woo in to fully functioning, tax paying, human form.

          • my greg it's full of stars says:

            No, saying you’re doing things “with intention” is woospeak. I believe that like all things that should be nuked from outer space, it came from The Secret and the Law of Attraction.

            It goes a good ways toward explaining why no hippie has made a good song since the early 1970s and possibly earlier.

  21. Tingolayo says:

    It looks so forced and un-fun. They remind me of the Lambda Lambda Lambdas and Omega Mus being forced to sing “So I say I gotta be free, so I say I gotta be me.”

    Donk tries so hard to seem deep. It’s worrisome (but hilarious.)

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      “Forced Fun” is what I think everyone who deals with Julia thinks when she “throws a party”

  22. Never the Bride says:

    This is fantastic. He may be on a wider orbit than even she! I hope that Momsers sees this.

    • Stalker is the New FDA-approved combination of infrared and mugwort says:

      That’s what I’m thinking. How high are you, Peter? Cos you don’t look SOBER, hon.

  23. Princess WideStance says:

    I just wonder: what was Dadser thinking during all of this? Was he like, psyching himself up, trying to be cool with everything? Was he cringing inside?

    My guess is the woo was coming at him faster than he could rationalize it. “This is so weird, these people are just being free…..Gahhhh, who is that massaging my tiny calf?? Get me out of here!”

    • my greg it's full of stars says:

      I’m sure there’s a pop culture term for dads who treat their adult daughters like six year old princesses, and I’m sure that’s what’s going on here. But wouldn’t someone who feels that way react strongly when they see their “princess” becoming such a degraded being? I don’t have a daughter and didn’t have a sister (or a dad!) but I would think sitting in a room with the grifters, deluded scenesters and dippy dropouts would give him more insight into his princess’s life than all the life affirming emails he’s been sent.

  24. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    I remember in the waning days of Nonsociety, Dadser came to NYC for what Judy called a “listening tour.” He met Karp, and various as-if tech friends, and not long afterwards she was living in the condo in Chicago. The trip was clearly a “what the hell is she doing in NYC and why am I paying for it” adventure for Pa Kettle and Little Judy.

    Just look at his judicious mien in that clip, listening, listening, assessing that circus of freaks (“there’s nothing wrong with Judy, she just hasn’t found her way yet, she’s NOT insane and, after all, I am the only adult in this or most any room and my little girl just needs a nudge in the right direction, plus the rents here are batshit. But I’m glad I brought my red pants, they’re rather spiffy.”).

    My prediction is one last Burning Man, then back to Chicago.

  25. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Just judging from the still image above, I am guessing that Daddykins is not enjoying himself. The body language is pure Annoyed Tarantula with a side order of Ew Poop.

    I am trying to think how high I would have to be before I invited my parents to an orgy.

    Fuck, there aren’t drugs enough.

    I’d sooner do nummies off a toilet seat with Patrick Bateman.

    • Stalker is the New FDA-approved combination of infrared and mugwort says:

      He’s got his legs wiiiiiiiiiiiiiide open.

      I wouldn’t put it past her to slip him a mickey. “Daddy you’ll feel so good! No don’t drive, we’ll take an Uber.”

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      He looks like he’s trying to stake a some real estate on that couch and keeping the creepy couple from encroaching.

  26. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Just judging from the still image above, I am guessing that Daddykins is not enjoying himself. The body language is pure Annoyed Tarantula with a side order of Ew Poop.

    I am trying to think how high I would have to be before I invited my parents to an orgy.

    Fuck, there aren’t drugs enough.

    I’d sooner do nummies off a toilet seat with Patrick Bateman.

  27. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    1. This can’t be the house Donkey is sharing. Whose is it?
    2. These people practically live on hallucinogens. Were they tripping balls in front of Dadsers?
    3. 99 Luftballons?
    4. When is the last time you threw yourself a birthday party and invited people over to
    sing campfire songs? Yeah, me neither. Her second year in a row of this kindergarten bullshit.
    5. Donkey is sure going to miss Camp Grounded after it ends this year.

    • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Did you see the Sapphic couple way back in the corner?! Not Jaahass & her honey, but the two reclining on the daybed. Balthazar revisited?

      Also, I was so fucking busy yesterday, with a phone growing out of my ear and driving all over god knows where, that I just realized this event was birthcray, which Ariel does note. EPIC MOD FAIL! I need a greg damn vacation!

    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

      In response to Hot Foot:

      1. That white couch looks familiar…

  28. donkey schoen says:

    Sorry in advance for this downer of a post and I’ll try not to be ME, ME, ME but my dad died two weeks ago. We didn’t have the closest relationship at all but he was devoted and loyal to my family. If we needed anything, he was there for us. He was successful but responsible and left my mother well taken care of. I am heartbroken and will miss him.
    Ok, end of eulogy… My dad would have taken one step in that freak show of a room, looked at these self righteous pricks and would have immediately turned around and walked out in a second. And forget about supplementing this “lifestyle” for a month, let alone several years.
    This is, frankly, an embarrassing display of disrespect by Donkey to put her dad in this situation and a ridiculous example by Dadsers of enabling his entitled brat. They are perfect for each other.

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss.

      And, yeah, what the hell? I will never ever understand Judy’s relationship with her parent$.

    • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

      So sad to hear about your dad. It is so hard to lose a parent. Mine will be gone 20 years in June.

    • melting marionette says:

      sending hugs, ds.

    • Tone-deaf and beautiful MEMEME says:

      I’m so sorry for your loss.

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      Sorry for your loss Donkey Schoen.

    • wonkeye says:

      So sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family.

      And yes, I can’t imagine any sane person bringing their to a party where chips and dip are nowhere to be found, but dry-humping and finger-banging are happening on every surface.

    • Morrocanwear Loves You Rain says:

      I’m so sorry. I hope you are doing well.

    • Donkey Schoen says:

      Thanks all. I appreciate the kind words so much.

  29. donkin donuts says:

    i can’t

    is this real

    why is he there

    what

  30. Darling dearest communicates with grace says:

    But what if he really enjoyed himself? He found his people

  31. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    I wonder if they played Pin the Raftass on the Julia?

  32. Stalker is the New FDA-approved combination of infrared and mugwort says:

    Julia: Come on Daddy, yes i go to parties to have sex with women so all the boys can watch, but it’s not like I do it for MONEY!

    Peter: [weeps into his checkbook]

  33. Tone-deaf and beautiful MEMEME says:

    Also: Why would you even post such a potato-y video?

  34. Because, for fucks sake. says:

    I feel like they’ve entered into Dr. Phil territory. So much wrong on so many levels. Ewwwww. Just Ewww….

  35. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Maybe Donk should have just shown Dad$er the corporate S.N.A.G. video instead ….

    It’s a permanent vacation.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWPtoge8n54

    (& I hereby decree Ol’ Raunch the “Ashmom”)

  36. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    So right after this, she took down her FB page and we heard rumors about her moving to the Marina.

    I just don’t see her father cutting her off completely, and I don’t think she will ever go back to Chicago unless she is 5150’ed. She is in too tight with these moron woos. She’s scraped the barrel and found her peeps. I can see him cutting her allowance each year but not cutting her off. I just can’t imagine how she will support herself in CA with the occasional charity freelance jobs from Ryan and Brit.

    • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

      The Mission, not the Marina.

    • Princess WideStance says:

      She has convinced herself that Chicago = failure. California = thuccess!

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      She wasn’t going to leave NYC, until she did.

      As I recall, the condo she rented was sold. She carried on a charade for several months about moving to LA, including complaints about the cost of “cross-country” movers. During this period, she put a deposit on a “penthouse” in a rental building where one of the guys from Gossip Girl lived (Twilight Zone music here), but an hour later that was off (no doubt after taking to her father). Then she decided she was in love after all with Prom Thing, because free place to live, but he wasn’t having it. She wound up back in Chicago, where her father (allegedly) helped her to get the ridiculous TMS column.

      Maybe it will be different this time, because there’s nothing like the TMS column to use as a carrot, but with her father approaching retirement I think her only way of staying in SF is to get a jerb and pay her own way.

      Or maybe Dadsers discovered his 70s disco soul and he and Momsers will be moving to SF to party down into the sunset.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Mom$er be staying wherever her grand-babies be, I’m thinking, but Dad$er retired & Donk back in the hood might be enough to send her ’round the bend — how hilareballz would it be if Dad$er bought a place in the Mission for himself & staying there is all the future $upport he offers Donk? Gay Gardens, yo.

        • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

          I was joking about Dadser going electric boogaloo, but I think that shutting down her social media was the quid pro quo for a period of continued support (to show she’s serious about her “year of foundation”–remember that one from a few months back?–but mostly because she’s an embarrassment).

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Ditto. Tots joking backatcha.

            RE: the shutdown, though, I feel like that’s more to do w/ unfinished court biz.

          • Tingolayo says:

            SS, she didn’t really shut down her social media, it’s simply that she is TOO BUSY to even think about it. Unlike the rest of us, she doesn’t live on the computer all day– she has IMPORTANT WORK to do, what with changing the world and all. Facebook seems so silly compared to the seriouth endeavorth of Julia Baugher, such as… um… pretending to meditate in public, getting her makeup done to go for a walk and pose with a miniature horse, and staging her self-help books.

            Being a woman in technology, and an entrepreneur, and a thought leader, it’s not necessary for her to have an online presence at all… oh, wait… never mind.

      • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

        Hmmmmm … as Lurch notes, Donkey is in DEEP with the woo grifters. She could slit Lilly’s throat in front of these asshats, and they’d praise her for getting rid of anything that would stand in the way of self-actualization. There is no judgment in shit-for-brains city.

        Dadsers won’t ever pull the plug completely and no friend of the family will ever again be talked into giving her a job. She’s only going back to Chicago if Petey & Robin decide to have her committed.

        Speaking of Robin, she’s fairly level-headed and I cannot for a second see her socializing with the faux hippies who populated Donkey’s lovefest. I’m convinced Momsers and Burro are not on speaking terms.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I do feel like Mom$er keeps her at arm’s length for sanity’s sake.

        • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

          Yeah I also suspect that Robin and Judy aren’t on speaking terms (for the nth time), and that’s why Dadser was dispatched to SF with his pair of red cords.

          I don’t think they’d have her committed–the meaning of her behavior hasn’t sunk in that far–but I think with retirement approaching, they could feel they’ve done their duty by offering her a free place to live in Chicago and some walking around money, but as things stand now, all they’re doing is subsidizing a kind of hedonistic, aimless life that is so very un-Wilmette.

          • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

            In addition to subsidizing their adult toddler in CA, I keep forgetting that they also pay monthly association fees on the condo, which I bet are not cheap, along with utility bills, any maintenance, and special assessments.

            It is not cheap having a parasitic daughter who refuses to grow up.

            Speaking of cheap, those Disney outfits are so tacky and flammable-looking. Donkey’s bound to love them.

  37. BunnyBingo says:

    Father-daughter orgy, what’s the prob?

  38. Lulularouse says:

    This is a little off, but did anyone watch Aquarius, the Mansonesque drama starring David Duchevny? The whole thing with donkey and daddy has me flashing on the lawyer dad on the show — the creepy guy who hangs out with Manson and then with his Manson-family daughter and Manson… Anyway, this social co-mingling really shouldn’t come as any surprise since boundary issues are one of the hallmarks of codependent relationships. Or maybe he’s put her under some kind of paternal/house arrest… Monitoring everything she does with the aim of getting her under control? Having babbled all this I have to admit my only real question is: did our little hostess come up with the color-themed party so that her dad’s ever-present red pants wouldn’t be an embarrassment?

    • Because, for fucks sake. says:

      Yes – I watched and that whole Dad and his gay lover twist was something. But after seeing this video it makes me think it’s not really out of the realm of possibility when people are tripping balls and and have no boundaries. So creepy….

  39. Wolf, Hemmingaway and Khaat Whores says:
  40. Exhausted Drag Hag says:

    Theory based on zero evidence: she’s “earning money by “managing” the airbnb’ing of the Chicago condo.

  41. Veruca Salt Lick says:

    I’m going on a trip to Mendocino in May with someone I’ve just begun dating and looking for a place to stay. Is Julia in that area? I’m looking at Airbnb but I’m a little worried that we’ll end up at Chez Julia if we go that route. Definitely not down for an orgy.

    • Morrocanwear Loves You Rain says:

      Please end up at Chez Julia and take photos and many, many notes.

      Special request for a photo of the interior of the medicine cabinet

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        We actually drove near to Judy’s stall this fall, when we were driving from Scotia to Petaluma! I know this only because we took Ranch Road, which made me think “Old Raunch Road” because Gilly. And then later in the winter, it came up here that she was on (or just off) Ranch Road, so…

        My husband was teasing me the whole time we drove through Novato, saying, “Maybe we’ll see your friend the Horrible Woman.”

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      OMG I love Mendocino. So beautiful the coastline. JABA is in Novato, a good two hours south, so you should be safely outside the plague zone.

      Go to the beach glass beach, it is amazing. Also all the fish restaurants have great fish. The Little River Inn is good for drinks, and a beautiful space, but the actual food is very 1990s country club, so I would skip dining there because there are lots of very good little restaurants.

    • WTActualF Bunnies says:

      OBSESSED with Mendicino! Not to out myself but I stayed at this AirBnB in the winter – it was lovely (definitely a splurge but the pictures dont do the space or the view justice):

      https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/603955

      I also suggest Jenny’s Giant Burger in Fort Bragg for cheap and delicious burgers. And there’s a darling little bookstore in Fort Bragg (can’t remember the name off the top of my head but if you walk around the main drag, it’s right there.) We took the PCH up and went through Anderson Valley on the way home which was lovely (all the redwoods!) and stopped at the Boone Valley Brewery. Have so much fun!

  42. Afghani Dadster Friend says:

    Dadster is ~70 years old at this point. I would think he would be pretty concerned that he’s entering his twilight years with his daughter a complete parasitic wreck. Robin obviously wants no part of this. Peter’s ability to tolerate this really perplexes me. Does he feel responsible for “creating” her by enabling her? Does he feel guilty the job he set up for her in Chicago didn’t work out? So weird.

    • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

      I would venture a guess that they don’t know what to do at this point. I’m sure they thought she’d be married by now and someone else’s problem. If they insist on her coming home, then she’s a different kind of burden on them and on her brother’s family. They let this go on too long and now they are stuck in rinse, lather, repeat mode. She wants to be forever daddy’s princess, no matter where she lives or what she does, and be self-soothed by the same silly little rituals she’s come to rely on to get her through her empty life. And such a waste too, when she had so much more opportunity and privilege than 98% of other people. The intervention needed to happen half her lifetime ago. It seems too late now. The only time she will be forced to start growing up, if at all, is after her parents pass away.

    • BunnyBingo says:

      I get the impression Dadsers loves that she is a disastrous mess that is totally reliant on him. Julia seems to act somewhat flirtatious / seductive around him and he doesn’t seem to mind. The whole thing seems fairly sick.

      I picture Robin with her fingers in her ears repeating the words “my family is completely normal”.

      • Afghani Dadster Friend says:

        No choice left but to embrace the craziness, I guess? The problem I would have with this is, Julia stands to inherit a decent sum of money at some point. Given her instability, loser friends, drug use, addictive personality, and lack of real need for money (no offspring, thank Jesus)… Why not give nearly everything to Britt and Alli and ask them to give Julia only enough to get by? Giving Julie a large sum seems immoral and possibly dangerous.

        Bonus picture– this is my son saying good morning today, thought I’d share with the Catpeeps… He’s already promised me he’ll never make me attend a sex party when I’m old and gray.
        http://picpaste.com/8e88b214bcb42683fb889e3e6cc14f5e.jpg

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Precious baby boy right there.

        • melting marionette says:

          so cute. love the mischievous little smile.

        • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

          Look at what people can make out of things they have lying around the house! Precious little person, those eyes kill me.

          Judy is a walking advertisement for a spendthrift trust, for sure.

  43. Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    OT: Jean la Flamme still hasn’t been able to rope anyone into living with her and Antlerface. Move-in date now changed to May 1.

    ~ Seeking a single or couple to live with me with this view ~

    Friends of FB, can you please help me?

    I’m looking to spread the word to find my ideal roommate. A single or a couple.

    Someone aware and wonderful to live with.

    Sacha and I live in a townhouse with this view from our backyard. This is magical, mystical West Harlem. We have half the top floor available for sublet: 2 adjoining rooms (office/lounge & bedroom. Furnished or unfurnished, as you like. Private kitchen and bathroom with a clawfoot tub. Backyard. And so much more.

    Available May 1. Please comment & PM me for details.

    We’re calling in our perfect match that will be deeply nourished by our open-hearted home.

    #pleasurableliving

    • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      The least *aware* person doesn’t want someone aware living with them because they’d never live there.

    • melting marionette says:

      they’re not tried the craigslist? or maybe they have, and would-be renters catch a glimpse of mr. patronushead and run screaming for the hills.

      • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

        They have tried Craigslist and reportedly were trying to rent the space for $1600/mo.

        • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat Whores says:

          $1600 for two rooms with a private bathroom sounds like a good deal for Manhattan.

          I wonder why they are having so much trouble renting it.

          Does the place smell really bad? Are sexual favors to Sasha part of the deal? Only category-5 woos are allowed?

        • Never the Bride says:

          Because “open and wonderful” means “you have to have pleasurable sex with antlerhead”

      • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

        Maybe it has something to do with his hobby of banging pots and pans to produce mystical musical vibrations.

    • Granmarian says:

      And so much more

      That sounds terrifying

  44. ShesJustStupid says:

    Meanwhile back at Shantitown, she’s whining because she has to take care of work, kids, etc. Posted a photo of herself at some dirt festival with this:

    “Missing her …
    Can you relate to getting so mired in the day to day of life and work and business and kids that parts of yourself feel lost or left behind?”

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      Send your kids to school, and that will free up seven hours of your day and allow them to get an education instead of serving as your narcissistic supply. You weathered valise full of chicanery and chlamydia.

      • Winchester House of Faxutoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        And herpes. Have you heard that people are sharing their yoni eggs and it’s transmitting herpes? Also see: dido table

      • Weathered Valise Full of Chicanery and Chlamydia says:

        Can I please steal that for my username? It’s perfect!! (And Ali needs a phenol peel at this point, fuck TCA.)

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      Essentially she misses running around dirt fests, doing drugs and screwing anything with a pulse.

      Parenting is the toughest job you’ll ever have, Ali, but it’s a little easier when the kids are actually attending a school and learning subjects other than DJing and modeling.

      My God, I loathe this woman.

      • Never the Bride says:

        Sewing a casing into a tablecloth and hanging it on a curtain rod is 7th grade home ec. A lot easier than parenting. And poor Alexis Neely, the #1 Georgetown grad attorney, can’t even do that.

        Her daughter will model what? Coat ghouls?

  45. Lulularouse says:

    That photo of JA teetering on a bunk bed holding a Barbie doll. What. The. Hell. Is. THAT???

    • Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      It’s Jankles in a FREE Yandy costume. They would gift the old burro with flammable Halloween costumes if she shilled for them on Twitter. Seriously.

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