John “Like Buttah” Buttaz, founder of The Garden of Eden, the monthly woo shitshow in Encinitas, needs your help!
Leave it to creatrix Julia Allison to come up with a solution:
But will Sacred Earth be as exciting as the orgy-friendly smellfest “Unseen?
“Daddy, I’m scared of the loud glitter monster! Can we go home, please?”
Yoo hoo, Devin Stetler! If you’re not too busy dirty dancing with Papa Chevalier’s heterosexual husband …