Donkey’s “Girls” Get All Dolled Up & Film Themselves Exploiting The Elderly For YouTube Dollars

Donkey was AWOL for over a week, including VD – SHE LOVES YOU RAIN!! – but she popped in this morning, around 2am California time, to post this condescending-as-fuck video of “my girls Julia and Taryn.” I’m sure they’ll be some defenders here – the comments on Flusher’s FB page consist of fanboys telling her how beautiful she is – but this appalling VD stunt annoyed me to no end:

No wonder no actor/musician of any repute will have anything to do with these narcissistic youtube whores. No wonder Toilet Julia is dating a con artist in the Shanti tradition. Ask me how I really feel!

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91 Responses to Donkey’s “Girls” Get All Dolled Up & Film Themselves Exploiting The Elderly For YouTube Dollars

  1. melting marionette says:

    airborne pollutants present in nyc snow will not add to his intelligence level.

  2. Stalker is the New Guacamole: The DJ Avocado Remixes says:

    Who are these traitorous basement dwellers consorting with the enemy and giving comfort to the Toilet One?

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Sorry, I didn’t mean RBDers; I literally meant grown men living in their parents’ basement. I reworded the post.

  3. WTActualF Bunnies says:

    It’s creepy the way that TJ stares at the camera. Feels like she’s trying to eat my soul. She couldn’t even pan down to the flowers while talking about them without doing it selfie style.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Pretty sure Flusher Price is just in it for self-promo, since she gives off an “Ew, old people!” vibe before & during while talking about belly button guy. Taryn strikes me as genuine, though, going so far as giving kisses in addition to hugs.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      I think she’s looking deeply into her eyes in the camera, her one true love. These soulless fucks will exploit anyone or anything in the hopes of getting their video to *go viral*. There is no antibiotic strong enough to cure these parasites.

  4. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    No doubt he’s going commando under that flowing rayon wrap-pants garment even despite the weather.

  5. Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

    Attention whores like Toilet Julia and Taryn are the worst.

    Do you really need to do a professional-quality youtube video of your “selfless” act?

    How much money did you spend in roses vs. make-up, videographer, lighting, clothes?

    How long did you stay at the nursing home? How much time did you spend in front of the mirror doing your hair, picking the perfect RED outfit etc?

    Showervomming with rage right now.

    • Tingolayo says:

      At the end– which you were probably too busy vomming to notice, and who can blame you– they thank their “donors.” So they didn’t even pay for the roses themselves.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      The video disgusted me. My ten-year-old learned about a local soup kitchen during a social studies class and we’ve been there several times to feed the homeless. I’ve never posted about this activity on FB, never patted myself on the back in comments to friends, and I sure as fuck wouldn’t film us helping the less fortunate.

      I hate these people.

      • Tingolayo says:

        A local church hosts a sort of “pop up” meal and toiletries giveaway for the homeless. They welcome volunteers, and completely, 100% do not allow photos.

        • Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

          I did a good deed yesterday (not on the order of feeding the poor, but calling in a favor from a famous photographer for a cover of a poetry collection of a young black poet who might not get any attention any other way), and I walked into the kitchen and said to Mr H, “I did a thing for someone. I won’t speak of it again.” He and Little H were appropriately proud of me and that was that.

    • Helena (The Same Amount of NOT) says:

      I didn’t even click the video and I know I hate it. Regardless of the execution, the idea itself is so incredibly off-putting.

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        I avoided doing so at first, but just checked it out. Appalling. And so telling that they picked such an upscale Assisted Living Facility (though not apparently lakeside), free of drooling, pants-pooping, state-subsidized, actually needful people.

        • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

          I have a few friends on FB who work at similar facilities and said there’s also a dress code. Among all the other things already mentioned, JP laughing that an older man wanted to touch her belly button is utterly disgusting, and should never have happened had she been dressed appropriately.

          She also edited out the part where she patted an older gentleman on the head like a dog. (Or I missed it-it’s painful to watch-for many reasons).

  6. Tingolayo says:

    Condescending AF. I hope they got photo releases from the families of every single one of those people. Maybe they don’t want a video of their father eating with a bib plastered all over the web as part of these bitches’ vanity project.

    A nursing home is a HOME. It’s these people’s residence. You don’t just waltz in and film them eating lunch, no more than you’d walk into someone’s house and film them. Also, some of these people are married/have partners. Don’t assume they’re all lonely and desperate for some dipshit in a half shirt who’s half their age to be their Valentine.

    Finally… “Watch us be selfless and give away roses! And thanks to the people who actually paid for the roses, cuz it wasn’t us!” Donk has truly found her tribe.

    • Tingolayo says:

      JFA’ing to rant: a dear friend’s father had a stroke and had to move to assisted living. He still had a wife, and they were still in love after 55 years of marriage. He wasn’t a prop or a mascot. I would cut a bitch who tried to flirt with him, give him a rose, film him while he was being fed with a spoon, and call him her “new, old boyfriend.”

      My mom’s 85-year-old boyfriend was in the hospital with congestive heart failure (basically in palliative care.) He didn’t need a dumb dipshit in a half shirt to take pity on him; my mom was his valentine. Old people are still people.

      • Failed Mercedes C Class Leasee says:

        All of this, yes.

      • Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

        The depth psychiatrist James Hillman says that the way we treat the elderly at their most vulnerable reflects the horror and contempt we feel at our own bodies and their decay. I have found this to be true without exception.

      • Moroccanwear Loves You Rain says:

        We take our school to a long term care facility to sing with the residents. We teach them new songs and sing ones we know they will recognize and sing with us. Since we go regularly, friendships are made. Guess who benefits most from this relationship? Well, actually probably me, because there is nothing much more beautiful than a group of ninety-year-olds and their preschool friends singing Peace Like a River.

      • This is quackery, Julia! says:

        My mom has younger onset Alzheimer’s. I want to treat her like normal, and celebrate her like my mom and do all the goofy shit we would be doing if she weren’t at the stage she’s at (can’t dress herself, needs help showering). I feel caught sometimes, like, Am I being a condescending shithead? Should I be hiding this, or just letting it be a part of normal life, because that’s what it is? She’s not in a home, but it’s a constant struggle.

        I’d never want to ostracize anyone being kind and good to her, but … some fucking publicity stunt? Fuck this shit.

        • Tingolayo says:

          She’s your mom, so you probably have some idea of how she’d want to be treated and I’m sure you do a good job. The people in the video are total strangers to Toilet Julia and Dumb Sidekick, and they’re using them as props.

          I think I pretty much know what my mom would want kept private. I would flip my shit if someone (especially some dopey stranger) filmed her in an assisted living center/nursing home/hospital and put it online to make themselves look like they were doing “charity work.”

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Honestly, the burnt yams would probably have been better.

            I wish they had encountered some grumpy old dude like my dad, who would have read them the Riot Act, including “God Save the Queen.”

          • Helena (The Same Amount of NOT) says:

            Or the 78-year-old guy I dated when I was 21. Well, he didn’t live in a home, he was actually jet-setting it up between Firenze, Amsterdam and New York, but still.

            I agree that the burnt yams seem quite lovely in comparison.

            Quackery, I’m sure you do a great job and I think it’s awesome of you to take care of your mom AND put thought into what is right for her.

    • Records Custodian says:

      There is no way they obtained the proper releases.

      Each violation of the right of publicity under CA law is a minimum of $750, plus disgorgement of profits. There are YouTube ads on that video, which is precisely why they made it. This was for profit, not an act of generosity.

      Right of publicity claims survive the death of the person by 35 years (if memory serves). There is at least 30K worth of liability in that video, and hey – the statute provides for an award of attorneys fees as well.

      Smarter girls would take it down, but no one is ever going to confuse Julia Price with a smart girl

      • AnnaPelt is Happy at 138 says:

        Jesus Christ! This terrible idea just got worse.

      • Playa con dios says:

        A lolyer i am not

        But i would think that if they did this on private property, let alone a place of residence, let alone seniors, and they did not get permission from each person to film them, then not good

    • Veruca Salt Lick says:

      Agreed with all of this. In addition, as a lolyer, it seems to me that some of these residents may be suffering from mental impairment or dementia which may prevent them from actually being able to give valid consent to be filmed. I have a 90 year old grandmother with dementia (she just turned ninety this week-woohoo!) and I don’t think she would be in a position to give knowing consent not would I want her to do so. CWAA.

  7. Afghani RAINBOW friend (TM) says:

    Is toilet Julia still dating lewis Howes?

  8. brand new lover is a better song than you spin me round says:

    forgive me for my lack of hipster awareness

    is there an official name for the selective shaving of facial stubble into an hourglass shape between lips and chin, flanked by deer antlers?

  9. brand new lover is a better song than you spin me round says:

    in all seriousness, this reminds me of my senior year in high school, where i had to do some community service as part of a religion class with a buddy of mine

    we went to a couple of senior centers and volunteered to deliver the mail. we dreaded the thought of doing it, until we saw how happy and grateful they were just to see somebody new, and be able to talk with somebody for a few minutes.

    it was very humbling and fulfilling at the same time. the thought of taking pictures or selfies or videos while doing it is appalling

  10. Grammarian says:

    they all shop at the same crappy woo wear shoppes for their frockes

  11. I was kind of excited for BOOK (formerly Nickelodeon Chic) says:

    Taryn is apparently dating a founder-who-sold-his-company-and-is-now-a-VC guy I actually really like. I opened up Facebook on Valentine’s Day and he’d posted a cute picture of them and I was like “aaaaaaaah RBD invading real life halp halp”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      She’s very pretty and also the VC crowd looooooves them some actors, however tenuous their hold on that title might be. Cf. the second Mrs. Musk.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      “VC guy I actually really like,” something that I will say.

  12. ethel-egg says:

    For some reason that video played with English captions for me cos I guess in NZ we don’t speak English? Whatever.

    Haha however their comment of ‘happy valentine’s day’ came up as ‘how valid’ so … relevant??

  13. Playa con dios says:

    Fake post regarding claimed act of similar good deed in 3 2 1…

  14. play con dios says:

    safety alert: camera interview driving is distracted driving

  15. Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

    Donkey posted her asslick to “my girls,” which also tagged youtube narcissists Flusher and Taryn, over one day ago. So far, she has received seven likes, four from fans in the ‘stans, and one comment, a “love you” from Flusher.


  16. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    A friend of my mother’s was a great opera diva – a very generous and warm-natured person, but also a tad eccentric and not always the best at thinking things through. When she heard that the band schedule to perform at a nursing home was unable to make their date she kindly volunteered to appear and sing selections.

    She swept into the room attired in satin and sable and launched into the “Jewel Song” from Faust. She was greeted 20 seconds into it with “What the fuck is this shit?”

    One choking fit later she meekly asked the audience what they would like to hear.

    She wound up singing “Drink to me only with thine eyes” for three hours.

    There is a lesson to be learned there and she admitted as much later (although subsequent experiences with her led me to believe that she never quite understood it herself).

  17. Razzmatazz says:

    New workout video, Tit Thrustin’ With The Oldies

  18. Jullia Allison Bouger says:

    I cannot watch this video, for I feel sad enough about the concept without witnessing the tragedy first hand.

    Everything about this is wrong, as so many people have already so elequently stated, so I know I’m preaching to the choir. People who talk down to and infantilise old people, disabled people are the fucking worst!

    They’re just living their lives, and I’d hazard a guess that they’ve faced and come through many more challenges, tragedies, hardships and victories than these shallow morons have (or ever will) but yet they’re subjected to this embarrassing nonsense as though they should be grateful for the attention from these “pretty girls”!

    Go fuck yaselves you attention whores, if you really want to make a difference in people’s lives, maybe volunteer a this age care home (without your fucking phone videoing every move you make), find out what people really need (like being read to, play cards with etc) and fucking do that.


    • Fameless Shamewhore says:

      This thirsty this. A thousand times this. They are the worst and the video is very painful.

      In particular, in the final shot, when the two morons sum up and say goodbye, we see that Toilet Julia has stuck a rose in her hair. Ie she has taken a rose – one of the roses purchased with money donated by others for the benefit of the seniors – and taken it so that she can look “pretty”. And just that little touch is so sickening and says it all.

      • Tingolayo says:

        Tee hee haw, aren’t old people funny when brain disease makes them lose their social skills and they try to touch the bellybutton of a woman who puts it in their faces and asks for a kiss? The man probably thought Toilet was a stripper looking for a lap dance. (Also, kissing immuno-suppressed people? WTF?) Did you notice my bellybutton? I have a bellybutton! Check out my Facebook for more totally spontaneous fauxtos of my bellybutton!

        I used to take my dog for pet therapy visits to hospitals, nursing homes, and a children’s shelter. I had to be background-checked and get a TB test. Photos were not allowed; someone would have a Polaroid camera so we could give photos of the animals TO the residents.

        • melting marionette says:

          love that you did this.

          mom-in-law is in an aged care facility and they have a person who comes in regularly with a golden retriever. interesting to see that it’s sometimes emotionally taxing on the dog at the end of the visits; she looks exhausted sometimes at the end.

          reminds me of when judy was in he pseudo-volunteer phase and wanted to get lilly certified as a therapy dog so that she could cart her everywhere she went.

        • Grammarian says:

          yes, same, took my lab mix for pet therapy visits after having him certified by the local aspca. he loved it. he was jesus and buddha on four legs.

  19. Sir Lurks, drug-evangelizing-fest-pushing-tech-jargon-spewing-special-snowflakekinder says:

    At the risk of sounding like an asshole: years ago, my high school class made several trips to a nursing home to talk with (and ultimately write about) seniors who volunteered to share their life stories, and all I can really remember is that the lady I spoke with really, really loved to share her concerns about “the blacks.” At length. Over multiple conversations.

    Really would’ve put a damper on the OMG Cute Old People viral video attempt, but I guess you can easily avoid that by not actually sitting down to talk with any of them.

  20. Fameless Shamewhore says:

    OT: new career thoughts from Pimp Lion.

    Michael Jacobs
    12 hrs ยท
    I’ve been thinking a ton about what I really want and like recently. One thing that I always really liked was coaching and having conversations with people.
    I always liked helping people, even if it was just a simple conversation we had.
    So, I’m excited to announce I’m taking phone calls again. If you’d like to be a part of my donation-based coaching program, send me a message here on Facebook and we can schedule a time to chat.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Donation-based? What, is he thinking he’s a non-profit & doesn’t have to report or pay income tax on it? (I’m taking ph calls again, do let me know!)

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      I’m trying to figure out what sort of person would benefit from his advice. I suppose, theoretically, that such a person could well exist, but wouldn’t they be unable to figure out how to use a phone in the first place?

      • DevinsEx says:

        I miss the innocent days when we talked about the Boukder dentist’s trip to the loony bin. These woos are absolutely heinous and only out for a buck, every single one.

      • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

        I laughed out loud while eating lentil puffs and the result was not attractive.

    • Darling dearest communicates with grace says:

      “I’m kinda lonely and broke, call me and maybe give me some money?”

      • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

        “I’ll scratch my nuts, smell my fingers, and pick lint out of all my body hairs as I talk to you about your problems.”

    • Grammarian says:

      i like to sleep late and read books. you can send me money by paypal.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      Wow these people really don’t get sales at all. Everything they do speaks only ever about their needs. He needs money. He’s not qualified to answer phones at an office much less give any kind of advice on anything.
      The utter arrogance behind “I’m taking phone calls again,” well stop.the.presses. Organized funded teams have coaches everything else is fraud.

  21. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    Poor Fozzie. I hope he is nowhere near any firearms.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      I fear he has serious mental health issues. He also wrote about having a severe substance abuse problem – Ali Shanti’s favorite quality in a partner – and followed that up with silence and posts about dope. Now this sterling SUCCESS wants to coach others? Earth to planet Xenon?

  22. Playa con dios says:

    Nose job????

    Boob job???

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