Dirty Dancing: Devin Stetler Gets Sensual & Sweaty With Papa Chevalier’s Grandson/Husband

Just doing what straight guys do everywhere. I particularly enjoyed Debbie’s Tom Cruise drug face at the end of the fucked up tango:

Bottom Video! When Devin banged donkeys and not men:

Bottom Picture! Together forever – what is their secret?

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102 Responses to Dirty Dancing: Devin Stetler Gets Sensual & Sweaty With Papa Chevalier’s Grandson/Husband

  1. Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

    This did not cause me feelings in my pants.

  2. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Um … how many times do ya suppose they practiced that twirl?

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Until they got it right? Presumably on the 40th try, long after they’d shed all their clothes.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Yeah, I think these two are well into finish-each-others-sentences territory — definitely more chemistry there than he ever showed w/ Mulia Mallison during their boyfriend-for-hire courtship — he must be so relieved to finally be out.

  3. Failed Mercedes C Class Leasee says:

    Please tell me I don’t look like that when I attempt to give my seven-year-old a whirly greeting but he goes in for the full toddler hug and I’m just not strong enough to hold him very long.

  4. Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

    I loved the photos of the Hot Felon at NYFW. I mean, he’s no Deborah Goat Soap, obviously, but still. http://rare.us/rare-people/hot-felon-jeremy-meeks-made-his-modeling-debut-during-new-york-fashion-week/

    • Princess WideStance says:

      Wow. From a Stockton jail cell to NYFW. Apparently he’s got three kids, so I’m glad he’s getting some work.

      • Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

        It really is one of my favorite stories. I genuinely love it when someone turns their life around. And damn, he is PRETTY.

  5. "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

    Devin is more like Donk than I ever realized.

    • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

      Right? I had thought he would likely become a normal SF guy after escaping her clutches. I was wrong.

  6. Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

    Nothing surprises me anymore with these idiots.

  7. Afghani RAINBOW friend (TM) says:

    Is Debbie out now? If so, congrats I guess??

  8. Princess WideStance says:

    I love how Debbie bro’s out at the end. “Dude!” It’s OK, Debbie. You don’t have to go all the way if you don’t want to.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Then one of them says, “Let’s do it again!” With clothes on or off this time, Debbie?

  9. Razzmatazz says:

    Nobody puts Debbie in a corner.

  10. My daddy grabbed my boobie as he walked me down the aisle says:

    Nice ass grab during the twirl

    Have not seen such a not so subtle grab of a body part between 2 people dancing since, well, you know!

  11. My daddy grabbed my boobie as he walked me down the aisle says:

    I love the end part where its like ‘ yeah, we killed it bro, high five’

  12. Veruca Salt Lick says:

    This is even more homoerotic than Top Gun.

  13. Donkey of Oz says:

    Jonny Knoxville once told me, I have a tip for you…. okay, what’s the tip? And here Devin, you may want to listen to man’s wisdom….

    If you take the tip, Jonny said, you have to take the shaft.

  14. Playa con dios says:

    For the tahoe shuffle video or whatever it was

    I speak for every heterosexual man in the western hemisphere

    Cotton panti booty shake on couch = not sexy

  15. melting marionette says:

    bottom pic: those fucking shoes.

  16. Lily's Third Eye says:

    Meh, looks like they are having fun. And taking a lot of X. And perhaps hiding in hedonism rather than being politically active but – seriously I don’t care who or what they fuck or flirt with of whatever gender. For real, that dance at least looks happy and more graceful than my wasted dancing , so Mazel tov, I can’t hate. I just hope they are calling and marching…

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      +1. I’d rather live in a country where this behavior is tolerated (and ridiculed, too, why not) than in the cloud cuckoo land of the glorious past being marketed by the right. If the woos don’t see the danger and aren’t being politically active, then what can you say, some people are dopes.

      • Jena la Flamme's Bogus Insurance Claim says:

        +1000000 Devin and his fun friend should be an inspiration to us all. Rather than be ruled by frightening thoughts of impending war with Iran or martial law, these two dreamers are dropping happy hallucinogens and discovering their inner Nijinsky. They are reaching the next level of consciousness, and that’s more than I can say and probably you too.


        • Stalker is the New Swanky Pants says:

          I fourth this. I thought it was strangely endearing. Maybe I enjoy seeing guys put themselves forward for the male gaze, I dunno. Maybe the patriarchy causes me to give them a pass. I dunno. PARTY ON DEVIN!

          • Twitter Banned by Julie says:

            agreed– kinda cute, and they are having fun.

            Is the other guy in a speedo? or under-roos?

          • Not! Random! says:

            Agreed, except for the drug face at the end. If you wouldn’t do it sober, best not to do it on camera while stoned out of your mind.

        • Jena la Flamme's Bogus Insurance Claim says:

          It’s enchanting and I’m nearly in tears. Add more drugs and sweat and Devin and the braided one might permanently dismantle the patriarchy. Who knew Papa Chevalier was a genius?

          If Devin plays his cards right, he might be able to reside permanently at Castle Ayahuasca.

          This is how you play the game, Jena.

    • Hot Foot Lurch is Not My Guru says:

      Nobody is hating. For anyone who was around during the Devin years, it’s just an interesting turn of events given that there was a lot of speculation about his orientation while the two,of,them were together. It’s just validating. Nobody really cares what he or any consenting adult does, it is just an interesting fact given all of the things we talked about then.

      • LickedRandisCake says:

        I just think they look like they are trying to be all “serious dancer moves” and instead come off looking dumb and uncoordinated. I do too, when I dance, but, I don’t film it so, I don’t feel guilty for laughing at them.

        Devin looks like he’s in Skeletor territory again too. Male Mo- DUH-ling must be as soul crushing as dating JA was.

  17. Pass the Nachos Please says:

    So many nachos. I was able to watch it until some of the twirl, then it became unavailable.

  18. Stalker is the New Guacamole: The DJ Avocado Remixes says:

    Can we talk about this, it’s hysterical! https://twitter.com/MrJacobs21/status/808865115646885888

    a sad, sort of lonely bud being lopped off under dollar store grow lights.

    • Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

      SAD! One should only cultivate and consume drugs in Michel Madie’s Mansion of Pleasure.

    • Julia's Size 2-4 Dress with Pubic Lice says:

      I didn’t realize he was self-proclaimed Pimp Lion! bwa. How does he have 15k Twitter followers?!?

      • Stalker is the New Guacamole: The DJ Avocado Remixes says:

        my thoughts exactly! How?? but with no retweets?? And I thought Pimp Lion was the nickname we gave him. LULZ.

      • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

        I dared to check his Facebook feed.

        Wahli still leaves him pictures of hearts (with an envelope inside!) in the comments.

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        He’s likely legit following 1,400 people, shows 16.4K but subtract the 15K paid followers/following and that’s probably the real number he’s following and I don’t think may are legit following him much less 15K people. The Shanti/Baugher school of fake followers, so he may have picked up more than originally suspected.

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Khaat whores says:

      Oh, dear!

      I can’t even imagine the stench of that coat!

    • Tingolayo says:

      His twitter feed looks like it belongs to a teenager, not an adult who gave a lecture on parenting.

    • Handbag Is Merging Her Two Identities says:

      Oh dear.

    • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones & Ghosted Book Deals says:

      Can we talk about how this deluded one day thinks he’s going to win a Grammy? This really is what happens when everyone gets a trophy. People like him really do believe that it’s possible to get a participation trophy in real life.
      Get off the drugs, get some real mental help and get a fucking job,
      Without softness but with the dose of reality clearly needed

  19. A-Game Content says:

    I mean. You do you and love who you want and more power to you. But viewed through the Papa lens, it seems exploitive.

    It just seems tawdry to me. Anything w Papa does.

  20. Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

    The bottom picture reminds me that His Mesh-Shirtedness came in here and schooled us all about how Judy and Debbie’s love was eternal, and how Judy had really changed, and how we were all just shallow, malicious bitches.

    Okay, I will cop to the last as being true for myself! But not for anybody else in this basement of love.

    • Gilly Blake, CEO, Donkey Disparagement Industry Gilly (and the entire Cosmos) says:

      Those were some good times. The greasy gargoyle predicted J&D would be lifers, or last at least five years. A couple of REDers ran into Smellsberg around this time and reported how off his nut he was.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Well, if anyone knows lifers, it’s …. oh, wait. Is it three or is it four divorces that Smellsberg & La Phlegm have between ’em?

  21. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    Donk is total dead weight in that last photo. No wonder he dumped her.

    • Moroccanwear Loves You Rain says:

      It is the prequel to the photo of him hauling her stiff, pointed toes, corpse down the beach.

  22. playa con dios says:

    would have been hilarious if the actual music sequence began with:

    Now I I I I I’ve, haaaaaaad, the time-of-my -life….

  23. playa con dios says:

    i would have even accepted:

    I’ve been meaning to tell you… …I’ve got this feeling that won’t subside

  24. Malformed Face says:

    Guys, remember when I told you there was a 47 year old Donkey in my city…? The one who sometimes posts 41 times a day to instagram? You have to see this! It’s more terrifying than Debbie and my belated valentine to you!


    • Ali Shanti's Pubic Lice says:

      Oofa. The food all looks pretty good though.

      • Malformed Face says:

        PS, those pictures, the ones in the dark of food? She prints them in a magazine (aka stapled papers at Kinkos) and tries to sell them. Because she is a journalist.

    • Albie Quirky Sending Hugs says:

      Um. Gosh. I am surprised that Judy has never thought to describe herself as a “spiritual gangster.”

      They could totally be sisters. It is a little bit terrifying.

    • Helena (The Same Amount of NOT) says:

      There’s a picture of food (pie?) with human feet next to it. I KANNOT.

      Also, I see heavy emphasis on tulle skirts (check). The “magazine journalisting” is a nice touch as well. Thanks, Malf!

      All that said, I might be wrong, but at least she seems interested in the food and bars and also makes an effort to describe some art (or “art”) here or there. IMO that gives her an edge over our Donkey who’s never interested in anything.

      • Malformed Face says:

        The art is a recent development of shape shifting for a current mark – so like our donk.

        She is very interested in food but is known to terrorize restaurants with a “don’t you know who I am” – expects to be comped everywhere – will then order 8 entrees, asked that everything be boxed up and then not leave a tip.

    • melting marionette says:

      goal digger = gold digger?

    • I can't says:

      Ohhh I live in Denver too! It’s not bad enough we have the woo’s so close, now we have this? Her singing that song made me….uncomfortable is an understatement….

  25. Mrs. Gilly Blake says:

    Anybody notice that Julie is no longer accepting friend requests on FB? I think the policy changed three – four days ago. Does our burro need some peace and quiet so that she can prepare for her next vacation from vacation-itis?

  26. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    Donkey has been lying pretty low these days, but her recent Pinterest activity has been interesting: former Engagement Photo inspiration board has morphed into Couple Photo Shoots or some such, she has added some “edgy” (read tacky NSFW) items to her Boudoir Photo Shoot Inspirations, added lots of dramatically styled pregnant and breastfeeding ladies to her Goddess board, added a new board (co-created with Ryan Anus, I mean Allis) called something like Our Co-community. Also some board relating to branding OMG entrepreneurs called NCH (? – can’t recall) Inspirations. And finally, most tellingly, she continues to add to her Wedding Magic board, which has a disproportionate (as Donkey would say) number of pins compared with her other boards. The more some Donkeys change, the more they stay the same.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Interesting ….

      NHC / Jordan Greenhall –> the “reinvent” guy who inspired Donk’s “reimagine” website –> he was hiring; he’s a wallet ….

    • Malformed Face says:

      I always thought the most terrifying thing to a man would be casually dating a woman and finding her wedding inspo board – but nope, definitely her “styled breastfeeding boudoir photos” would be all the more horrifying.

      Doubling down on preggo announcement in 2017, or by Birthcray 2018.

      Um, er oops.

      • Winchester House of Fauxtoshoots, Microphones, & Ghosted Book Deals says:

        I think the prego shots are because she thinks that makes her look normal. She won’t have kids, even she knows she’s too lazy.

      • Playa con dios says:

        Thats what i thought was going on this past fall, but was not the case

    • Grammarian says:

      all just things she will never have

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