I know we have touched on this before, but this hypocritical tool:
I haven’t checked my Facebook news feed for two weeks since I’ve been in Costa Rica. Two *EXTREMELY PEACEFUL* weeks where I didn’t hear anything about the politician whose name shall not be mentioned, or any other fear based topic or humble brag or whatever other crap people post.
Given how much better I feel, I’m seriously considering just not checking it ever again.
Related: I also very much want to move to Costa Rica. Facebook is just not very exciting when you can surf your way through a sunset.
a. Is she not the queen of posting hectoring lectures 24/7 about what a hellscape the world is?
b. I WAS IN COSTA RICA I LOVE COSTA RICA I AM GOING TO MOVE TO COSTA RICA SO I CAN SURF THROUGH SUNSETS EVERY DAY LIKE I DO WHEN I GO TO COSTA RICA. No humblebragging there at all. Also, the jump shot, even in a fucking creek in Costa Rica. Oh honey. There are a ton of sloths in Costa Rica. I wonder if that’s why she feels so at home there.
For the past year I have just found this botoxed hippie sloth so boring, I can barely pay attention to her. But every now and again the inner asshole re-emerges and I realize — she’s still here. The same tool she’s always been. CWAA.
“I do nothing and barely move while hanging out in Costa Rica. Just like Julia Allison! Although she does nothing everywhere!”*
*Apologies to sloths, who are cute and actually support themselves