Of course leering Schmachtenberger loves this picture. He’s hitched to polymorphous, polyamorous bondage queen Roxanne DePalma.
Not to worry, Rain! Any hints of same-sex love are only for all the boys. Just ask Flim Flam as she heads down the aisle today with green card wannabe Sacha Nielsen.
In other news,
Madame Tuusaud a Balthazar fingerbanger discovers sugar is poison! Last month on GMA:
Bottom Eyeroller! Ali Shanti makes her “many” friends’ suicides all about Ali:
Just say no!
Update: Of course …