Silence from Social Justice Donkey – the world has missed her dozen daily outrages. Are she and ILYR still talking a vacation from vacation-itis with Mary & Meaghan 6.0? A January marriage and honeymoon? Surely Julia doesn’t want another sistah to beat her down the aisle?
Scanning the woo landscape, I see Ali Shanti’s scheme juices are a brewin’. Her latest beau, like all prior suckers, is in recovery for alcohol and drug addiction, but the old raunch is making inquiries regarding Eau de Marijuana:
Meanwhile, beloved Rainbow Michael Haynes keeps posting yawn-inducing videos about his sobriety – do the woos ever do anything without recording it for posterity? He’s also posting creepy vids of himself and SK3B:
Jena la Flamme posted a new FB cover fauxto of the grifter goddesses:
Jena and her betrothed, Sacha, AKA DJ Deadbeat Dad, will be dancing for us tomorrow night in San Francisco, where they’ll be joined by Michael Ellsberg and the usual suspects. Amazingly, Jena found time to write some verse. Yes, the pleasurable layabout is a poet!
Finally, a self-proclaimed iconic moment with uke master Jess Johnson:
Bottom Picture: Sparkly, Spackley NYE Donkey!