Did I read in the previous post’s comments of how low Judy has sunk in terms of both suitors and gal pals? Let’s sink even lower, shall we?
You’ve seen Jena la Fraud shooot out of her mother’s uterus and into girlfriend Rio de Janeiro. Now feast your eyes on this holiday representation:
Not surprisingly, the illustration accompanies a shill for one Amanda Noelle – do any these asshats ever use their real surnames? – founder of Aphrodite University:
Silent Night, YONI Night…
Women…Your yoni (Sanskrit for vagina, or pussy–not a dirty word anymore!) is the seat of your power. Of your confidence, creativity, and connectivity to all life.
This is the Lost Gospel.
Your pussy is connected to the brain via the pelvic nerve, which branches out from the base of the spinal cord to the cervix.
Your pussy is the “mind of the Sacred Feminine,” or “Lower Brain,” while your brain is the more logical, “mind of the Sacred Masculine.”
We just aren’t designed just to work solely from our heads in the dry old masculine manner.
Without an awakened pussy, women get stuck in their heads, manifesting relationships, businesses, and lifestyles that just don’t align with who they really are.
This leads to depression, insomnia, breakups, breakdowns, and burnout.
Yet when we unify the pussy with the brain at the heart–we can create anything out of pleasure.
That’s why in on January 3rd at 5pm Pacific, I am running a live workshop on setting goals with your Sacred Feminine energy, and I am gonna BONUS just you ladies complimentary access..
Because I want your 2017 to be magical, and for you to come into your sexy goddess superpowers in:
+Your sacred sexuality
+Your soul purpose
+Your financial freedom
+Your Twin Flame Union/soulmate relationships!
This 90-minute(ish) womb workshop is called New Year’s New Yoni: Manifest a Juicy 2017 With Your Sacred Feminine Power.
Call in your most juicy and successful 2017 imaginable with ORGASM.
Click here to nab your complimentary spot –
Beloved, I wish you a very merry Christmas, Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanza, and 2017, and I look forward to seeing you and your sexy yoni in the New Year right here.
XO, Dr Amanda
PS: Join me on January 3rd by snagging your $197 value ticket to New Year New Yoni!
Not to worry, Dr. Amanda also shilled for Jena & DJ Deadbeat Dad’s Caca(o) fest tonight in Berkeley:
Jena & Sacha, who didn’t see his children for Christmas and clearly has no intention of returning to Switzerland anytime soon, did manage to spend Christmas with patron and fellow bisexual Patrcia Ellsberg, as well as dear Rio:
Update: Green Card secured! Jena & Deadbeat are getting OMG! married: