While we wait to hear about Donkey’s epic New Year’s Eve and to find out if Ryan ever got back to her re: those “goal setting” templates, I thought we’d check in on her woo compatriots. Fozzie, back with his bros in California, told the “bullshit” crew he used to hang with just where they could stick their “spirituality.”
TinynCute spoke up about how the polyamory racket privileges horny middle-aged men and Ali Shanti.
Ali Shanti spent NYE with Robert William Love, Jr., AKA The Jazzerciser, who looked like he’d escaped from a 1974 Ken Russell movie.
This one deserved its whole own post. Robert you are so rockstar.
Jess “Caterwauler” Johnson, Julia’s love-ah with the dulcet chords, and some equally ridiculous woo posted an annoying as fuck promo for an upcoming women’s empowerment shitfest. Hey, we all gotta eat!
Finally, Michael Ellsberg praised ex-wife Jena la Flamme for coming out of the closet. Uh, wasn’t she already out some time ago?
I’m so proud of Jena la Flamme for coming out publicly today. (See #11 via her link below.) Jena, you are such an inspiration for us all to follow our pleasure in life. I’m so happy you are now able to share out loud this great source of pleasure in your life. I love you soul-sister!
In October I met a woman called Ria with whom I promptly fell in love. I’ve been bi-sexual since I was a teenager, and though I came out to my family and friends back then, out of caution, I never let my sexual orientation be known in my public profile. Until now.
When gay marriage was legalized this year, I thought, ok, Jena, it’s time to come out of the closet about being bi-sexual. Why are you insinuating that you only love men? Why are you hiding that you love women in this way too? What are you worried about? Finally the discomfort of concealing my truth has become greater than the risk of letting it be known, so here I am, coming out in my blog.
Again, I thought we’d been here before. Several times. But I wish Jena and Ria the best. Seriously.
Dammit to hell! Donkey posted her NYE fauxtos right after this post went up. Behold, a quintet of tacky exhibitionists!
Bottom Fan in the ‘Stan: Monika de Myer!