Krystal Kahler, better known as “Danish Mary,” who replaced Mary Rambin for a New York minute on the shitshow known as Non-Society, is getting married (not to herself). A bachelorette party was thrown in anticipation of every girl’s most speshul day, and none other than another former Allison sister, Meghan “Pointy” Asha, was in attendance. A good time was had by all, but we respect Krystal’s privacy and so no photos here.
Who wasn’t invited? Julia Allison, of course. Pointy never would have shown up had the sister who betrayed her to Gawker been in attendance. Not to worry, Krystal cut Donkey out of her life long ago. Plus, wannabe woo grifter Julia has to spend every waking minute practicing for her debut with the Ballet Felch, AKA Avocado’s Inhuman Experience.