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  1. new year new you grammarian says:

    that rug looks dirty.

  2. Albie Quirky says:

    UGH forever.

  3. Donkey's Anger Farts (are sagging in the New Year) says:

    Good Greg.

    She’s so incredibly lame.

  4. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    TEEMING with bacteria!

  5. Albie Quirky says:

    I assume this is an Airbnb place? How delightful for the owners to know that skanks fucked on their rug,

  6. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    Aww, Debbie must have found a twink to screw. How sweet.

  7. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    And look who still has Lilly.

    https://twitter.com/Julia__Hodges

    • Wolf, Hemmingway and Bleeker says:

      I am glad that Lilly seems to have rebuilt her life in a Donkeyless way.

  8. Malformed Face says:

    This a sublet she got from friends of Meagan Marks.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      More like frenemies. Megs and her fiance both know what Donkey likes to do on other people’s couches.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        No, that was one of the other Me(a)g(h)an(n)(e)s. Dotson, maybe?

        Marks is married now. It was her Spain wedding that Donkey embarrassed herself at in stripey ugly dress, etc.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      In NYC or SF? Think she’s in NYC at the moment.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        NY, yes. For the Thorne nuptials.

        Thorne posted wedding pictures to her work Facebook page. So embarrassed for her.

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Thorne introduced her to Debbie, right? I wonder what his connection was to her?

      • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester says:

        Wait, this is SOMEONE ELSE’S place? What the fuck? Keep your danky lady juices at home bitch.

        • Yes, remember her fire hazard, fireless place has a heating unit in front or some strange shit?

          • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester says:

            I don’t know why when that pic was posted people assumed that was her place. Wasn’t it from Craigslist or something?

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            It was from a home improvement suggestion site. All the signs pointed to Donkey. (“…my boyfriend and I just moved into a place in the Marina with a corner fireplace…”, convenient timing, same writing style, etc.), plus on her Pinterest page she posted a picture of a corner fireplace. It was a no shit Sherlock moment that it was her.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Apartment Therapy. And it was signed “Julia”.

          • She posted a gas fireplace from a rental. So odds are if she does have one in, her own full time rental, it’s worse than this set up, from a 1970′s porn. I guess, it’s just wishful thinking on my part that she is decorating around a nuclear reactor in the middle of her living room.

          • Albie Quirky says:
        • frequent liar miles says:

          You underestimate the Nancy Drew skillz of the cat basement denizens, JP. Or at least our grasp of logical analysis. Or at least our OMG Burning-Man-creative-ecstatic inventiveness. Thanks a lot, Betty Buzzkill.

  9. Malformed Face says:

    I thought happiness was being finger banged at Balthazar????

    I guess she meant it at the time.

  10. social shysters says:

    Please refrain from trying to find a reflection in that glass fireplace. PLEASE.

    Also, I love how she thinks sugar and free speech should be illegal, but rubbing her nalgas all over a stranger’s floor is A-okay.

  11. Wolf, Hemmingway and Bleeker says:

    If I was the owner of the rug, I would have it tested for STDs as soon as the Donkey leaves the premises.

    • wonkeye says:

      Who’s going to vacuum up the fallen green skin tags?!

      • Frequent Liar Miles says:

        They will be stuck in there inextricably, like when my persian cat, who likes to loll around on the deck, somehow got a little garden slug wound up in his belly fur, and I finally had to cut it out. It was horrifying — GAG! (But not as much GAG! as the thought of green skin tags imbedded in a filthy shag rug.)

      • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

        Or fix the giant dent in the rug from her raft ass?

    • Freeloading Musketeers says:

      I think at this point it just needs to be set on fire.

  12. Come the fuck on! No warning and I just ate.

  13. Helena (Roasted By The Power Of Salt Alone) says:

    So horrible.

  14. Prom Party Burnout says:

    So what?! Is she going to publish her instagram account?

  15. new year new you grammarian says:

    also, purely imaginary — not actually happening

  16. Who do you think you are? says:

    I’m starting to think her strategy for getting rid of us is to gross us out so hard we don’t come back.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Imagine sharing with the world that you fucked your weirdo boyfriend on a grimy shag carpet in front of a sad gas fireplace as though that is something special and wondrous. As someone said earlier: Same as it ever was.

      • Donkey's Anger Farts (are sagging in the New Year) says:

        Tho thensual.

      • new year new you grammarian says:

        not believing it happened; thinking it’s a passive aggressive wish

      • The Artist Formerly Known as Random Snowflake™ says:

        Donk totally wants us to picture her naked on a bear skin dirty shag rug with her man eunuch boyfriend in front of a fire dimly lit gas fireplace.. Hawt.

      • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

        Imagine that’s the highlight of her 2014.

  17. Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

    Baaaaaaaarfffffffff

  18. BunnyBingo says:

    Barf. Dave Morin liked this on Instagram.

  19. BunnyBingo says:

    And how do I get the image of nekkid Derpin and Mulia out of my brain, help!

  20. new year new you grammarian says:

    this moved as a news story

    Wal-Mart recalls ‘Five Spice’ donkey meat in China after tests reveal fox
    By Adam Jourdan, Reuters

    SHANGHAI, China — Wal-Mart Stores Inc has recalled donkey meat sold at some outlets in China after tests showed the product contained the DNA of other animals.
    Wal-Mart will reimburse customers who bought the tainted “Five Spice” donkey meat and is helping authorities in eastern Shandong province investigate its Chinese supplier, the firm said late on Wednesday on China’s Twitter-like Weibo. The Shandong Food and Drug Administration earlier said the product contained fox meat.

    Donkey meat is a popular snack in some areas of China, although it only accounts for a tiny fraction of overall meat consumption. In 2011 China slaughtered 2.4 million donkeys, according to country’s livestock industry yearbook.

    Wal-Mart, French grocer Carrefour SA, McDonald’s Corp and KFC-parent Yum Brands Inc among others, have come under fire before in China over food safety issues, a sensitive topic in a country riddled with scares from a fatal tainted milk scandal to recycled “gutter oil” used for cooking.

    • Frequent Liar Miles says:

      This made me sad. Please Don’t Eat the Donkeys.
      :(

      • Gonzo Nose (formerly countmeindaisy) says:

        Wonder if Pancakes and the other ex boyfriends got that memo…

        Never the donkey, eh?

    • Tingolayo says:

      I laughed at “tainted” because I am 12(-)years(-)old.

    • mcakez says:

      Not to up the ante on sadz, but in China ‘fox’ is a legal loophole term that really means dog. Not in every case, obviously, but there is a big animal rights battle to do away with it or at least get things properly labeled, because people who will buy coats labeled ‘raccoon’ or ‘fox’ probably wouldn’t if it was labeled (more accurately) dog.

  21. Gonzo Nose (formerly countmeindaisy) says:

    Off topic post here, BUT, I do believe I know which website a Donkey is using to suppress this wonderful site from appearing on page 1 of her Google results:

    http://reputation.com

    Dad$ers money well spent.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      Really not said to be mean, but we have known that for years. She used to shill for them and featured them on TMI, I believe, when they were Reputation Defender.

      • Gonzo Nose (formerly countmeindaisy) says:

        It’s not mean at all! I didn’t realize she’d already shilled for them. Figures, they’ve got their work cut out for them…

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          Good call, though, based on the information you had. You are now ready to move up to the next level of your PhDonk program.

  22. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Is she just appropriating this? http://365grateful.com/

    • Albie Quirky says:

      I think she would say she was “participating” in it.

      • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

        Then I’m glad she’s taking time from her career in writerly writing to participate in someone else’s idea! So unselfish!

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester says:

      It’s the new coffee art project!

      • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

        It’s the new getting an MBA!
        It’s the new fitness challenge!

        • frequent liar miles says:

          The new selling Non-society for fuck-you money! The new four- or five-bedroom home in SF! The new runaway hit documentary series!

  23. Checklist Violation says:

    who lays naked on a rug that’s not their own? especially in a rental? both options are hideous and rude. If I let my friends crash in my place and they rolled around naked on my rug, I’d be weirded out. If I rented out my house and found out these two lazy idiots were rubbing their junk all over everything I’d rent a steam cleaner and spend the weekend trying to remove all trace of their grossness.

    • Checklist Violation says:

      what angle is she going for with this post? who cares about this but us? WHATEVER PANCAKES YOU MAY BE HAPPILY MARRIED TO AN ACCOMPLISHED, EMPLOYED WOMAN, BUT YOU’RE NOT WRAPPED AROUND A GUMMY UNEMPLOYED WANNABE LINE COOK LIKE A BEDAZZLED ANACONDA!

    • Miss Mix a Lot says:

      I do not understand this either. This is incredibly rude and awful. I would be more than weirded out, I would be furious if someone did this in my house.

  24. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    ‘… because the fiber strands on a shag rug are extra long, they can be dirt and bacteria magnets. According to Brightnest.com, salmonella and E. coli thrive on pet dander and human skin cells, which we shed when walking across a rug barefoot. Disinfect your shag rug regularly to help prevent disease transmission.’

    Eww, donkey dander, gag me.

  25. juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester says:

    Aw, I wrote a post on this and made a Star Wars reference, but didn’t see this one. Anyways, I’ll put what I wrote here:

    Not grossed out yet? Dave Morin certainly wasn’t. And now we know that Julia’s apartment is carpeted in the skin of a beast from the planet Hoth, and that the space in front of their fireplace is not occupied by a space heater, but by the writhing, sweaty naked bodies of Donkey and Derpin, doing it animal style in their 70′s sex den. Just think of all the dank juices her floor pelt mopped up and the guttural grunts and moans to accompany the new age lovemaking soundtrack.

    And now you can be grateful that you now have that image impregnated in your brain.

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester says:

      Also, when I wrote that I totally didn’t realize that this was not her apartment. Ugh, keep that shit at home.

    • Norse Horse says:

      I’m not saying that Donk’s vag is probably like when Han Solo sliced open the Taun-taun beast’s belly to stuff Luke inside, and all sorts of nasty stuff came out. No, I’m not saying her sex life is like that at all. I’m not.

    • Helena (Roasted By The Power Of Salt Alone) says:

      “Planet Hoth.” You kill me. (Even though, or maybe because I had to google that.)

    • bitchface says:

      “is carpeted in the skin of a beast from the planet Hoth”

      LOL

      Related to the cousin planet, Sloth?

  26. LEFOOLIEH says:

    Low self-esteem is feeling the need to publicize your naked state for an audience (or really, specific people in a sad and vain attempt to get them to give a fuck) so they can possibly, maybe (read: never) think of you naked. Let’s try this again:
    “Happiness is being cuddled up on a soft rug in front of a roaring fire in the winter entwined with your love.”

    Is that so hard? It’s still wordy and try-hard in light of the subject at hand, but it’s far less clearly desperate and transparent as fuck.

    • frequent liar miles says:

      You know, sickening as “being naked” is vis-a-vis La Donk, I somehow prefer it to her usual “thnuggling” references. But that’s just me.

    • Jen says:

      Agreed. How embarrassing that she’s so desperate to be envied that her judgment is so lacking here.

    • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

      And the next time she goes whining to Dad$er about how mean the internets are for ruining her professional reputation, perhaps he should remember this. Just like how he went after random people with threatening letters, when the truth is that his evil bitch of a daughter did far more to trash her own rep than 10x the number of catladies could ever hope to do.

  27. Dr. Gary says:

    [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/w6qc6g.jpg[/img]

    Also, Happy New Year to all the cat ladies.

  28. Busted Donky Face says:

    Why does her instragram still have photos of pancakes? If she is so happy and naked with her Rent-A-Boyfriend…and pancakes is happily married. Makes a lot more sense to keep it private. Does she still need the validation?

  29. JFA says:

    I’ve said this before…anyone remember that funny sketch that was on SNL with Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch (Sp?) as that nauseating middle age couple of liberal arts school New England professors who were always calling each other “lovah” and being really inappropriately affectionate in front of their guests, like eventually licking each other’s faces and stuff, only so that Will Ferrell in the end could freak out and express last minute rage at something minor because we all know these freaks who profess to be SO IN LOVE WITH THEIR LOVAHS! are closet rageaholics? Yeah. That sketch is Julia Allison and her homosexual boyfriend, not even in 20 years, but like right now.

    You are making people fucking sick, and you are not as funny as Rachel Dratch. Just shut the fuck up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JnHnMV2Yqs

  30. ShesJustStupid says:

    Brit’s comment on the photo: “#tmi?” Not as enthusiastic as her husband apparently…

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Just noticed that. So it’s true what they say about Dave Morin, huh? He’s a perv with a taste for a donkey, also known as skanky chicks? And his wife has to tolerate it? What a douche. If my man had liked that disgusting post, I would have handed him his ass on a platter.

    • Tingolayo says:

      Go Brit!

    • wtf says:

      it should be #tmi! there doesn’t need to be any question mark. It is too much info.

    • JFA says:

      jesus, the one time probably ever i will say “go brit.”

      she even took a picture of the rug lest people don’t believe YES SHE IS REALLY ON A SHAG CARPET IN FRONT OF A “ROARING” FIRE RIGHT NOW AND TAKE THAT REDACTEDS!

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Mulia Mallison is soooo lame w/ her descriptives!
        That fire is decidedly *not* roaring by any stretch.

  31. LEFOOLIEH says:

    mahbad, posted in an old post by accident:

    U GUIZ.

    Julia Allison
    21 minutes ago via mobile
    Escaping to Costa Rica for the next ten days … If this flight takes off! The New York snow made it a bit of a treacherous journey to the airport at 6 am. But what’s a journey without a proper hurdle in the way of your bliss? ;)

    HAPPINESS TOUR BEGINZ

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      Also, kinda lulzy, random headline from US Weekly – “7 More Years! Kristin Cavallari’s Hubby Jay Cutler Signs Big Bears Deal”

      Isn’t she on baby #2 with him now, too? I know donk is blissfully nakedly happy with derpin and all, but Kristin should watch out for emails about that one time he liked her headband and she only drank water at Hub51. OVERLAP, if you will.

    • Tingolayo says:

      The journey IS the destination! Actualize!
      –Derpin Seltzer

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Julia Allison: I’m at Newark! My man is at JFK headed back to SF …’

        Of course he is. Headed far away from a D0nkey, that is. Her “man” though? Heh, yeah right, whatever.

    • darling-dearest sexy baconface says:

      escaping from what?

      • Tingolayo says:

        Life.
        Reality.
        Herself.
        Her un-comfy, un-delightful “home.”

      • JFA says:

        Exactly. Because what JA needs, really, is a vacation from doing nothing and being a codependent loser with no life.

        OMG NY COLD WEATHER I HAVE ENDURED YOU FOR 3 DAYS. Her life is a series of photoshoots, it’s just very sad. Oh I’m sorry, and humblebrags. And pretending to be in loves.

    • debatable dating worms says:

      I happen to know that she’s not the only RBD reader headed there. It’s a big country, but maybe there will be a Donkey sighting!

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        It’s a big country, but just like Western Europe, the people you don’t want to run into tend to make themselves seen/heard/felt wherever you go. I ran into a pair of assholes in Dublin once and then saw them in Rome two weeks later. It’s like a particularly repugnant form of magic.

        • frequent liar miles says:

          So true. We call such parties The Ubiquitous Polskys in my family (based on an irritating couple from our town who just kept popping up in the most out-of-the-way places on our travels. And then we would feel compelled, for the sake of politeness, to pretend that it was oh-so-great and a delightful coincidence to run into them.)

          • new year new you grammarian says:

            a very wealthy friend went helicopter skiing and ran into three people she knew. surprise, not. small, the world is.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Of all places. ::sigh:: People of Costa Rica & the whole experience of their laid-back attitudes will be lost on D0nkey. Worse yet, she’ll leave the locals w/ an impression that North Americans are a contemptuous breed.

      I hope Customs quarantines her raft ass.

      • Donkey's Anger Farts (are sagging in the New Year) says:

        I guarantee she’s going there to meet with ex-pats. Donkey would never meet a local. I mean, they’re brown and probably poor. Ick. The only locals she’ll meet will be the ones serving her.

        But you’re absolutely right that she’ll miss the whole point.

    • Bray-the-cray-away says:

      Long time lurker… First time poster… What the hell is she escaping exactly?? Besides herself…

    • pelts, glorious pelts says:

      Nooo! I am going to Costa Rica next week (on my OMG! honeymoon, and i’m way past my expiration date.) I do not want to experience the Donkey in the wild, but if I do I’ll report back!

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        Congratulations! You have fulfilled a woman’s only purpose and can now balloon up to the size of a small, surly, gold-digging blimp. (Or so believeth the Donkey.)

    • Has there been a ‘name donkey’s book’ post yet? I better not have missed that!

    • debatable dating worms says:

      I wonder if she’s really traveling, or if this is an excuse to be off the radar while she recovers from more plastic surgery.

  32. A-Game Content says:

    Did Allie give birth yet, I wonder? This trip seems timed coincidentally to avoid the arrival…

    • Life is unfair says:

      Good call, AGC!

      Due date is January 10, according to Allie’s FB.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Oh, that is brilliant. That is exactly what she’s “escaping” from. She hates it so much when anything good happens for someone else.

      I hope everything will go well for Allie and baby, and that Britt and Allie will enjoy being parents.

      • BunnyBingo says:

        Yes totally a way to avoid having to give attention to Allie and baby. She must be so jealous of Allie at this point.
        And seeing her parents so excited about Britt’s family would probably push her over the edge. Maybe her trip is in fact an act of public service :)

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Spkg of Baugher’s, has anyone looked at PettiFogger’s page recently? His last Fecebook post is a link to Mulia Mallison’s Non-Sobriety blahhhg (fauxto-chopped profile pic included) where she name-drops the senator’s son (who got away) & the dog (who also got away) … am guessing that was Dad$er’s last proud moment …

      Note that D0nkey took time to explain away the delay in writing about the Sweden trip, while three years later, no Sweden post ever materialized …

      [img]http://s14.postimg.org/wq6ojt5gx/delayed_donkey.png[/img]

      Boy, are her editor & publisher in for a surprise ;-)

      • Helena (Roasted By The Power Of Salt Alone) says:

        Bwahahahaha! I totally forgot about Donkey’s trip to the city of Sweden. That was awesome. “Why do you people keep asking me about Volvos?”

      • I just lowered my number of days I think she’ll keep up her ‘grateful’ crap from 15 to 5.

      • Franchesca Ramsey (@chescaleigh) says:

        According to the carplusvacation.com press release found here
        http://news.cision.com/carplusvacation-com/r/win-your-dream-vacation-to-west-sweden-and-skane-through-carplusvacation-com,g561290

        “In addition to the sweepstakes several high-profile lifestyle and travel bloggers will be participating in the campaign by documenting their adventures while traveling throughout Sweden. Their experiences will live on the CarPlusVacation.com website as well as their own platforms. “The trip has been absolutely unbelievable. Thanks to the incredible planning of the West Sweden Tourism Board and Tourism in Skåne , I was able to see and experience so much. It’s actually ridiculous how awesome Sweden is and how much there is to see and especially EAT here!”" said syndicated columnist and television commentator Julia Allison”

        The website has of course been updated, but at the time there were profiles for few other bloggers there. So…Julia was of course lying.

        • chesca says:

          weird, I have no idea why it put my full name like that. sorry :P

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Absolutely unbelievable that HuffPo didn’t swoop down & snatch up that incredible, ridiculously awesome shillpiece.

        • JFA says:

          “ridiculously awesome!”

        • CaptainGary says:

          Oh man, this is one of my favorite episodes in the past few seasons of the Donk Show. I mean, why lie about going on a blogger trip? Why in the HELL does she have to lie to make it seem (only to her, of course) that she was so Gregdamned special that Sweden ONLY reached out to her and that she didn’t even have to blog about it? So fucking weird, mental, psychopathic, whatever-you-want-to-call-it…

          • no bullshit grammarian says:

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            “West Sweden and Skåne are hidden gems among tourist destinations,” said Lotta Thiringer, US Director of VisitSweden. “Here you can experience everything from outdoor adventure to fine dining at Michelin starred restaurants, exquisite landscapes, fascinating culture, and top notch shopping in the cities of Gothenburg and Malmo.”

            In addition to the sweepstakes several high-profile lifestyle and travel bloggers will be participating in the campaign by documenting their adventures while traveling throughout Sweden. Their experiences will live on the CarPlusVacation.com website as well as their own platforms. “The trip has been absolutely unbelievable. Thanks to the incredible planning of the West Sweden Tourism Board and Tourism in Skåne , I was able to see and experience so much. It’s actually ridiculous how awesome Sweden is and how much there is to see and especially EAT here!”" said syndicated columnist and television commentator Julia Allison

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      • JFA says:

        She’s such a fucking liar and a bitch. I can’t.

  33. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    So how many vacations is this now for her in the last 12 months?

    • Tingolayo says:

      How many days per year does she actually spend with Derpin? With Lilly?

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Every day Lil(l)y’s with Cute Julia is a good day for Lil(l)y. Cute Julia seems to take good care of her!

      • JFA says:

        what scares me is that it seems like whenever they are in the same place, they are attached at the hip. does he have any life whatsoever? codependent relationships, so hot right now.

  34. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    Just got a chill. Do you think she’s going to be the Margaret Mead of the Plagiarized Happiness Project? I can just seeing her asking indigenous people in tropical climates “What makes your kind of people happy?” “Surviving another day, you stupid bitch!”

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      D0nkey will never get her head around the locals of CR being happy in spite of a marked lack of material possessions, that is if she even leaves the resort & sees the smiling faces of a family of four on a motorcycle instead of in an unaffordable leased Mercedes.

      • new year new you grammarian says:

        the corollary: one of the JIML used to go to CR often, (until she stopped failing upward) and loudly proclaimed when she got back that you never had to tip anyone more than a dollar because that’s a lot of money to them and that’s all they’re used to

    • Jack the Adventurous Bulldog says:

      I’m thinking Donkey’s “happiness” interviews with folks in developing nations will be along the lines of Lola Heatherton’s “Way to Go, Woman” special in which she descended upon a horrified “Mommy Teresa” tending to the ill in Mumbai. Never forget: “sisters” Lola and Donkey are doing it for all the girls!

      [img]http://heim.etherweave.com/weblog/archives/lolateresa-thumb.jpg[/img]

    • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      I had that awful Courtney loves Dallas show on and she is very JA, right down interviewing interns, who she’ll not pay and will end up being her therapist. (fuck andy cohen-makes $2 million a year and gives us that shit)?

      FA, Taylor Armstong and a gal J, are proving my therory that more women sociopaths are being flushed to the surface because of reality tv. She said she’s not porn star, she’s right, ‘star’ would be a stretch, not unlike her ass that was penetrated on film for money.

      • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

        He got what he wanted out of the deal. Publicity. He’s doing interviews all over the place. She’s an idiot and he is too. He just realized being linked to her could hurt his image, and he’ll get paid more this way for being ‘real.’

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Maybe Jelly Donut, deeply regretful of his portrayal on “reality” tv as a love interest of Julia Allison, (or that handsome man named Chris? or DeStorm Power? or 1st-Date-Dude-used-for-moving-heavy-boxes?) got to him in time to warn him that no amount of money would ever be worth the fake ASSociation w/ a psychopathic asshat?

          Greg knows heeling kook Devin “NOT a Chef” Stetler certainly doesn’t appear to have anything in the way of credibility or gainful employment to save / fall back on. …

  35. frequent liar miles says:

    OT, but I just saw the Gluttony Girl, I mean Gluten Free Girl, down at the Ferry Building, snapping selfies left and right, so I figure it’s just a matter of time before I similarly encounter A Donkey in the SF wild (after she returns from her business trip to Costa Rica, of course.)

  36. JFA says:

    Sorry if this has been talked about before but, I’m sure many of you have seen the documentary “Blackfish” which is an expose about how horrible Seaworld is, how badly they abuse their animals and how callous they are with regard to both the truth, and how they treat their trainers (multiples deaths/seriously injuries etc). That documentary…I just couldn’t for weeks. I was talking about it nonstop with people, following the legal developments with Seaworld…it’s taken off like a rocket, and it’s awesome, the amount of bad publicity Seaworld is getting. Anyhoo, just wondering if she’s encountered any flack for this considering her “highly publicized” lol, sponsored shill trip to Seaworld. I wouldn’t mind revving up the ole’ twitter I never use to tweet her about it. She should be ashamed of herself. Literally. I think I just might do this. I wanna see her squirm. Seaworld is literally one of the worst places on earth. /rant

    • Jack the Vibrationally Congruent Bulldog says:

      Great documentary! On my top ten for 2013 and short listed for the Oscars. As for Julia Allison, do you think someone who’s never missed a Drew Barrymore rom-com has even seen a documentary? And we know how she’s treated Lilly over the years so why would animal abuse even cross her radar? Unless CNN asks her back to participate on one of their idiot panel.

      “What’s your response to Blackfish, Julia?”

      “Delicious! My incredible boyfriend made it for my last night. He’s a world renowned chef! Did I mention I have a boyfriend?”

    • K_Swizz says:

      I turned off Blackfish when I realized it wasn’t a documentary about the life and times of Brynden Tully. #familyhonorduty

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      She’ll just say “that was so long ago, I’ve changed/why do you still care?”

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        She meant it at the time!

        • no bullshit grammarian says:

          People let me tell you
          I work hard everyday
          I get up out of bed
          Put on my clothes
          ‘Cause I got
          I got, I got bills to pay

          Read more: Aretha Franklin – A Deeper Love Lyrics | MetroLyrics

      • JFA says:

        Seriously. “That was 4 years ago! You should be ashamed of yourself!”

        That gawker article about it…i’m too lazy to link to. Where they basically call her out about how she hasn’t disclosed up to that time she was paid for her time there. “Of course I was paid! I can’t not be paid for three days of my time!” Yeah, your time is so valuable. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

        Guaranteed she’s seen or heard about the documentary and is keeping her gaping maw shut because she’s embarrassed as hell. If I were associated with that hell on earth I would hide my face from the world forever.

        • JFA says:

          SHe still has “Seaworld” mentioned in her online bio on her webpage LOL infinity! Look for that to be scrubbed in 3…2…1..

          “Most recently, she has partnered with brands like Intel, Kodak, Cisco, Tresemme, Armani Exchange, Axe, Caress, Degree, Seaworld, T-Mobile, Volvo and Pepsi’s Propel.”

          “recently” being, you know, all of these things happened 4 years ago.

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          This is the article. The response from the Izea guy in the comments is especially funny. Assuming he is the one telling the truth about what he paid for, Princess Donks-a-lot cannot even speak legalese properly.

          http://gawker.com/5261628/julia-allison-shills-for-sea-world-updated

          • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

            Oh, the good old days! When people didn’t immediately break out in hysterical laughter when she claimed that she couldn’t take 3 days away from her week without getting compensated.

            How many faces ago was that?

          • JFA says:

            I think they still broke out in laughter honestly. No one was ever buying her bullshit that she was a “tech founder.” God what an asshole. She has in her bio on her website some shit like “entrepreneur” and “founder of tech startup” or some shit. Nothing new there but it never stops being hilarious. She has mentored over 50 individual women! Like her intern Charslie! She makes them wait in her lobby 2.5 hours then mentors them on returning her underwear for her. Such a role model, that one. “how to get everyone on the internet to hate you, land on a failed reality series, never have a job, and secure a book deal for a book that will either never get written or no one will read.” “how to take 5 years to write your book proposal: running on steam.” Like I cannot think of a single conceivable bit of advice she has that would help the careers of anyone. She has no career. Just a series of missed opportunities and failures. Cunt.

          • JFA says:

            how to have numerous columns fail. how to not dress for an interview. how to burn bridges forever. how not to act in a television appearance. how to pretend you actually have income when you don’t. how to try to leverage having a boyfriend into pretending your life is fabulous.

          • JFA says:

            Passive aggressive tweets 101: How to counterattack and play fucking stupid when someone calls you out on your bullshit. God i can go on all day.

          • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

            Plenty of people bought her bullshit. How else did she get the shill deals that she got back then? And what about the number of people who, at least in the beginning, gravitated to RBNS because they tried to be friends with her and were rebuffed? They thought she was hot shit then.

  37. marina bitch says:

    Saw Debbie wandering the streets alone the other night. He’s exactly what the pictures make him look like, where Donkey is like way less scary looking in real life. She really fucks up her whole body for a photo, so obvious. Derpin is probably staying busy stealing ideas for his “healing” “chef” “menu” from the local restaurants.

  38. marina bitch says:

    It’s a tiny neighborhood I’m not giving too many details on purpose.

    • Jack the Vibrationally Congruent Bulldog says:

      Yeah. sure.

      • Witless for the Defense says:

        I wouldn’t really blame MB if that is the case. I have used other names, left out/changed occasional details about Donkey sightings or been deliberately misleading about who I got particular information from so that if she tried to come after the source, she would chase her tail or get in a snit at the wrong person. Donkey Avoidance Maneuvers are a fact of RBD.

        • Jack the Adventurous Bulldog says:

          Me too. But this reads like utter bullshit.

          • Worrisome Pelts says:

            The sad part is that she totally could be in CR desperately posting to her derision site. If it were anyone else I wouldn’t even entertain the idea.

          • AFGHANI FACEBOOK FRIEND says:

            What would be really funny is if Donkey was the one coming here and “tipping us off” about Debbie trolling for cock.

          • Jack the Adventurous Bulldog says:

            The thought had crossed my mind.

      • marina bitch says:

        I dont care about where you are but I have to fucking live here and feed you people anything remotely interesting by staying anonymous. It’s.a.small.neighborhood. Fuck off.

    • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      I’d heard, first hand, that the Donkey is even more frightening in the wild. Is this post foreshadowing that Donkey and Debbie are dunzo? Something smells like donkey dung here.

      • new year new you grammarian says:

        au deux in costa rica, or solo?

      • marina bitch says:

        She’s really normal looking in real life, she’s quite small but her ass is still huge for her body. It’s really amazing how much effort she puts into looking nothing like herself in most photos.

        • no bullshit grammarian says:

          you sound like you know her so well

        • Monday, blowing the crack rocks says:

          No, she doesn’t look normal in real life. She looks 10x better in fauxtos, mainly because you can’t hear the incessant braying. But to say she looks better in real life is just false.

          • Witless for the Defense says:

            You hear and sometimes smell her first.

          • Tingolayo says:

            In the candid photo we saw of her at the juice place– just a “normal” day– she had the greasy pelts; picked acne; the bank of bucktooth, capped Chiclet teeth; and the permanent Joker mouth that’s been frozen by fillers and Botox.

            Maybe not as jarring as the layers of spackle and the too-small polyester kiddie-pageant dresses and the crazy poses, but still scary and WTF.

          • marina bitch says:

            I post here under a different name and have been doing so for many years. I’m tryin to stay completely off her radar. Didnt say she looked better just really normal looking as in plain AND she really is small. Maybe you’ve seen her months ago but when I see her on the streets here she’s been quite thin, minus the raft ass.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            I can vouch that this is a regular, long-time commenter and I respectfully suggest we could ease up. One person’s “normal and small” is another person’s “hideous and bovine.” I appreciate the sighting deets, Marina Bitch. Carry on!

          • new year new you grammarian says:

            tiny and cute ® ™

        • Jack the Adventurous Bulldog says:

          I’ve seen Julia Allison many, many times–the mods will vouch for me here–and she’s not small, unless you consider 5’4″ tiny and cute. Donkey can look attractive on some days, but when she trolls on the makeup, which is often, she can look a good 5-10 years older than her actual age.

          • leftboom says:

            While I do agree that she makes herself look utterly ridiculous in pictures, I met her in person and really didn’t think she was fat – at all – in any way. All (most?) of the other stuff on here is warranted but I continue to find the body snark to be so strange.

          • Jack the Adventurous Bulldog says:

            All of these screen names I’ve not seen before and their voices are so similar … I didn’t say she was obese; I said she wasn’t tiny and cute. That SF juice video of Donkey with unkempt hair and acne is how she looks much of the time.

          • leftboom says:

            well i suppose “tiny and cute” is subjective…but i actually meant to reply to the comments above about her “raft ass”. i’m probably projecting about my own “raft ass” here by saying I really don’t think she’s got a big ass…or big anything.
            and i comment infrequently, but under this name.

          • new year new you grammarian says:

            it’s worrisome

  39. Meteorologist grammarian says:

    Is someone tired of their rented line cook

  40. Meteorologist grammarian says:

    Yes exactly

  41. Devin Stetler 's Healing Personal Pan Pizzas™ says:
  42. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    She’s crowdsourcing travel destinations again.

    Julia Allison
    January 4
    What is the one domestic and one international place you’ve visited that was absolutely UNFORGETTABLE?

    • Tingolayo says:

      Do people ever answer her? Does Vito Puspito Oo Nugroho chime in? How about Telexfree? Or Lache Lache Si Lache Lache Lacherson?

      • Donkey's Anger Farts (are sagging in the New Year) says:

        [img]http://davehulihan.com/uploads/east-vs-west/gODZzSOelss_014.jpg[/img]

    • no bullshit grammarian says:

      the place i remember, duh

    • Norse Horse says:

      Since I’m not that derpular and don’t have a head injury, I pretty much remember every place I’ve visited. I mean, what? She seems to mean, “AWESOME” which isn’t the same as unforgettable. Why is she asking these inane.. oh never mind. It’s Donktown. Do you think she gives a fuck though about other people’s responses? Isn’t she in Costa Rica? Clearly living for the moment, bleating stupid shit on her phone. Greg.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      I love that someone posted “Guam”.

  43. Andy Whorehol says:

    She was in Miramar, Florida a few data ago, supposedly in Playa Puntanera now doing “yoga with new friends.” 32-going-on-19-year-old-college-student is how her life appears now; only without random hookups and keggers.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Isn’t Miramar where Annie Lalalala lives?

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      There *is* a Miramar in the republic of Puntaneras, Costa Rica …

      D0nkey is on braycation in a beautiful country, & yet she resorts to “sharing” Julia Price’s silhouette-on-the-beach pics on her Fecebook page instead of her own pics? What’s up w/ that (besides the obvious attempt to fool her Fans in the ‘Stans into thinking that’s her, of course)?

      Seems like she’s either there at some retirement resort w/ herp arent$ & that’s why Derpin had to stay home, or she’s in San Jose for the 4x-less-expensive cosmetique surgery & is poaching CR beach pics while recovering.

      • A-Game Content says:

        I just doubt her parents would go to CR days before Allie was due to give birth.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Wasn’t my first bet either, cuz w know Dad$er would be all over that shit, fauxtographing D0nkey in her bathing suit.

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        I bet you are right that it is Miramar CR and not FL. A friend of mine went to CR a couple of years ago to get veneers on most of his visible upper and lower teeth. Total cost was 2500 including a place to stay. I wonder if she has decided to “fix” the chompers again? She did crowdsource about cosmetic dental work last year.

    • SURROUNDED BY BOOKS BECAUSE I AM AN AUTHOR WITH BOOKS says:

      friends lol

  44. CaptainGary says:

    Imagine my surprise, fellow catpeeps, as I was e-flipping my iPad edition of the New Yorker on Monday night, when I saw a mention of our Donks in Lizzie Widdicombe’s always-tiresome Talk of the Town profile about a Burning Man fundraiser in NYC!

    http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2014/01/13/140113ta_talk_widdicombe

    You need an account to read it, but the relevant part reads “When it came to Obamacare, the writer [sic] Julia Allison offered a bit of advice: “If people took self-reliance…as a central tenet of health, we’d have people taking really good care of themselves. Since I’ve been to Burning Man, I haven’t gotten sick.”

    Because when I think “Julia Allison,” I immediately think “healthy and self-reliant.” Also, it’s your fault if you’re unhealthy.

    Begin rage…NOW!

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Hey, waddya know? I haven’t been sick since the last time I was sick either!

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Burning Man was in September. Big fucking whoop. I just had my first cold in six years, bitch.

      What the heck does “take self-reliance…as a central tenet of health” mean, anyway? That’s fucking mind over matter woo woo speak. Given that she didn’t have health insurance before, I wonder which plan she opted for. I’m sure her six figure (ha!) writing advance threw her into a high dollar plan category. How self-reliant is she going to be about her health insurance now? Stupid bint. Even the most pacifist among us would jump for joy if we could punch her in her stupid face.

      • new year new you grammarian says:

        it’s also right wing talk radio kill the poor conservative bullshit

        if all those poors would just not get sick they wouldn’t need healthcare

      • SURROUNDED BY BOOKS BECAUSE I AM AN AUTHOR WITH BOOKS says:

        She always had insurance. Her parents paid for it. She is a cunt.

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          *dingdingding*

          It was always legalese. Her parents wanting her to get a job with health insurance NEVER meant that she was uninsured; it meant that they were tired of paying for her insurance.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            So she was lying all those times she made a point that she didn’t have health insurance? I mean, it’s plausible she was lying, but it doesn’t seem like she was in the context of the blog posts.

          • Worrisome Pelts says:

            When she thought she was hot shit and used to tell interviewers that her dad wanted her to get a job with health insurance, I think her parents were still paying for her and wanted her to grow the hell up. At some point she may have gotten insurance through a non-parental route and lost it, hence the fit about her alleged Ceiling Cats diagnosis keeping her from getting insurance again.

          • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

            Good point. She may have gotten it during her gig with Star, and then being the loser that she is, she didn’t use COBRA or get a private plan, which meant no more continuous coverage. If she had uninterrupted coverage, pre-existing conditions would be covered.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      WTF is she even saying? Is Julia Allison admitting that everyone except Julia Allison took care of Julia Allison at Burning Man, an event where self-reliance is key? Because that sounds about right that of course she’d blame others for her lazy raft-ass getting sick.

      But wait! The Healing Cook didn’t everlastingly heal her beforehoof?

      #TerribleWriterJuliaAllisonWritesTerribly

    • Tingolayo says:

      Donk isn’t self-reliant, she’s a parasite. She’s also the opposite of a Burner– she shows up in an RV stocked with plastic tutus and doesn’t do anything herself nor make anything herself. She’s a poseur.

    • Tingolayo says:

      And poor people should stop eating OMG sugar and should ask their dad$ers to buy them some organic bbrrussellss sprouts and kale from the closest Whole Foods. Maybe poor people should go on a healing journey to Peru!

      Donk is a dumb, shallow, asshole who has no clue how the real world works.

    • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      OMG I want to stab her brutally with a tongue depressor until she bleeds out. Is she really saying that all healthcare reform needs is for everyone to pay a tax to the tutu wearing grifters? Wow, problem solved. Thanks Julie, who has never healthcare. She cannot ever have children. Ever.

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        The idea of her having a child while uninsured is hilarious. That’s a dose of healthcare reality I would not wish on anyone but a Donkey.

        • AFGHANI FACEBOOK FRIEND says:

          You know Peter Baugher would just end up footing the bills. Which is appropriate, Petey reaping from which he has sown. Moral hazard, yo.

    • Donk, Donk. Who's There? says:

      I’m self-reliant. I also have an OMG-huscat and two kittens who rely on me. And damn if I don’t catch every cold and stomach bug they bring home. What am I doing wrong?

  45. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    Please don’t make me read the article, but what does “Burning Man” have to do with not getting sick? Is it America’s Medjugorje?

    • Tingolayo says:

      Nothing. She’s dumb. And NOT self-reliant by any stretch of the imagination.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      The piece is great because it mocks the idiots who are trying to market Burning Man as some utopian blueprint for the world. Donkey is just one of these idiots, and insinuating herself with her grifter contacts has given her access to meetings like this. And then instead of sitting back and observing, she opens her pie hole and tries to spout some pseudo-profound knowledge, instead revealing what a fucking poseur tool she is. You’d think she invented Burning Man, and she is exactly the kind of asshole who is ruining it.

  46. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    Speaking of grifter Burning Man types, Ellsberg has become very touchy lately on his Facebook feed. Anyone who challenges his stupid platitudes gets attacked. Between this and the way he attacked the panel in India, I think he’s really showing a face of his personality that is maybe even more unattractive than his skeevy physical appearance.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      He’s got crud in his psyche! Or is it just gluten?

      Michael Ellsberg 15 hours ago via mobile
      “The world’s newest eating disorder:
      Gluten guilt.
      (After eating a burrito with a flour tortilla.)”

      Gina Knepell “Right!?! You hardly want to admit you’ve eaten gluten, depending on the crowd you’re running with!”

      I want to think that she’s razzing him intentionally. I hope so. Michael smEllsberg is allegedly a “writer”, correct? But can he not read for himself? Because what about all the unhealthy preservatives that have forever been listed on tortilla ingredient labels long before “OMG Gluten Wahhh!” became the mantra of food issue poseurs* everywhere?

      *(fakers like Julia Allison, not people w/ actual gluten issues)

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        Read his post and responses from January 5 about men who see women as playthings. And then prepare to shower vom at his description of sex play with the Phlegm.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          The mulish woman views men as her wallets.
          -[Redacted]‘s X infinity

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/zpcnzij.jpg[/img]

    • AFGHANI FACEBOOK FRIEND says:

      The idea that people should not challenge these vague platitudes and meaningless statements is a big problem here and now in the U.S. The idea that people should not think for themselves is dangerous. The idea that they should not be able to say what they think is dangerous. The idea that they should not be able to say something to liars, charlatans, thieves, scammers, etc. is dangerous. It’s what allows all the dark money in politics to go unchecked and mostly unquestioned. It’s what allows corporations to prey on ignorance or detachment. It’s what aids and abets mass stupidity in our culture.

      Michael Ellsburg wants to have it both ways — he wants to predate on stupid people. But he also wants to play victim if he’s called out on it. And not called out in a personal way (like calling him a greasy gargoyle, which is actually kind of a fair criticism, LOL). No, you can’t even make a substantive or factual challenge to his stupid statements. He turns it into bullying or victimhood. Reality check: bullying implies a power imbalance. It would require the critic to be unnecessarily harsh to someone who could not defend him/herself.

      Calling people out on utter BS is one of the great joys of life and should be a celebrated activity, almost like a sport. We could even hold the super bowl for this sport on K Street in DC, where we really need it. If it wasn’t zero degrees here today I’d go outside and start training now :)

  47. Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Michael Ellsberg

    January 4
    .

    Take any dark feeling–anger, resentment, jealousy, rage, envy, outrage, fear, loneliness, separation, confusion, despair.
    When did separation become a ‘feeling?’ You can feel detached (emotionally), but…

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      It is not a feeling. As for the rest of his post: Transbraytion–”I am off my meds and I’m here to show you that you can embrace your dark side too!”

  48. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    Uh-oh!

    Debbie is in San Fran home alone while Donks clip clops around Costa Rica with Toilet Julia..

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/J3dsIpc.jpg[/img]

    What could possibly go wrong?

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I think TJ is (was?) in Hawaii, actually …

      • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

        The point is that Debbie is alone in San Fran.

        Will the greatest love that ever existed withstand the test?

        • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

          Daddy didn’t want to foot the bill for gay boyfriend too. He’ll be gone by the time she comes back (if he has any dignity left), oh wait, what am I saying?

  49. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    Uh-oh! Debbie is in San Fran home alone while Donks clip clops around Costa Rica with Toilet Julia.
    [img]http://i.imgur.com/J3dsIpc.jpg[/img]

    What could possibly go wrong?

  50. holy loosers says:

    wow. you guys need to get out more. I am friend nor foe… but what a colossal waste of time!

    some people don’t eat. really. how about spending your time doing something constructive?

    who the fuck cares about any of this?

    sorry, can’t waste my time checking replies. Just thought I would try to impart some wisdom.

    let it go.

    do some good.

    peace.

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