This year for our year in review, I am going to spend a few posts highlighting stupid shit Julia Allison has said or done this year because she’s a stupid shit. For instance, remember when she was an entertainment journalist (WTF?) who went on CNN to bitch about how Native Americans shouldn’t waste time writing letters and do something about the problem of them being stereotyped as firewater-loving alcoholics? No? Then watch and remember:
She was rightfully called a racist idiot by a Native American lobbyist because she’s a racist idiot, and she responds by being all smarmy about it. Being called a racist idiot was unnecessary because Donks has never done or said anything that would be construed as racist by our First Nations, like wearing a feather headdress for a bachelorette party.
You’d thought she would take a dose of Shut The Fuck Up (no you didn’t) and that would be the end of it, but nope! She doubled-down by saying that her inappropriately appropriating the Native American culture is not the reason Native Americans are alcoholics. Even I was flabbergasted by the tone deafness of it all, and I don’t really ever flabber my gast with this bitch anymore. She combated the racist accusations by trotting out a black kid. It was apparently Debbie’s younger foster brother according to you disturbingly good internet sleuths. Then she tried to distract everyone by making fun of Jason Calacanis’ fauxtoshoot, to which Helena cried, “AS FUCKING IF!”
Yeah, so that happened. The whole episode was crazy enough to drive a Native American to drink. Donks later claimed that she was going to be invited back to CNN at the end of March for another panel. Surprisingly, that never, ever happened.