What In The Doily Is This Bitch Wearing?

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  1. Dawn Kiebals: Heeling Kook ❤ Devin Stetler: Healing Cook says:

    Maybe she’s auditioning the top half of wedding dresses in anticipation of that thpethul day.

  2. monday, blowing the rocks says:

    Good god

  3. Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

    Is she pregnant, or just gaining back the weight she lost?

    • Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      Weird, I saw the way devin’s hand was on her stomach and thought the same thing.

      • Telexfree Antofagasta says:

        “Does BABY brother BRITT think he is just going to take attention away from MEEEEEE??? Without any conthequenthess? We’ll see about that! DERVIN! D! Get over here right NOW! I WANT A BABY! MEEEEEEE!!! Don’t worry Gummers…this way we can guilt money out of my parents FOREVAH…”

        Do it, Donkey. Turn your little Baugher money-burning machine up to INFERNO. You all deserve it.

    • JFA says:

      IF she’s fucking pregnant and I’m still not I’m going to officially fucking kill myself. This bitch does not deserve a kid, and she should NOT have one. That poor child.

      Also, what in the ever loving shit is that outfit. She is such a fucking hick. Everyone in my family now wears jeans to Christmas. Because we are not fucking assholes. I’m not even gonna start on the shirt. I jsut can’t really.

      Any man who poses for a pic like this, I’m sorry but he is a gay. The end.

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        Pregnancy would be one of her more interesting excuses for not fulfilling a contract. Can you imagine her Delicate Flower routine? Because no woman has ever held down a job while expecting, obvs. So tiny and cute and bloated and barfy.

        Happiest. Pregnancy. Ever. (TM)

  4. Prom Party Burnout says:

    Ok…flipping back and forth between Donk’s FB pics….the top looks like the top half of her Mother’s wedding dress…

    Ugh…that skirt and its very large, plaid belt is whoriffic!

  5. Donk, Donk. Who's There? says:

    What an odd pose. Forced as usual. And she’s embracing…herself?

  6. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    I bet that is NGMB’s skirt. I had one like that in the ’70s. And I also caught that this was the top half of a wedding dress. Tho tranthparent.

    • monday, blowing the rocks says:

      Tho creepy

    • Suicide by Ballet says:

      Kill me for remembering this, but I seem to recall La Donque shopping for long tartan skirts “for the holidays” back in her hot days. For some reason tartan=the birth of Christ.

      • Greg'sWife (literally) aka DirtyLakeMichigan says:

        Yes. I agree. That skirt is recycled. I remember it showing up here maybe when she went to the club with her parents one Christmas (??) I know she’s worn it before.

  7. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    Huge plaid cut on the bias does no one’s hips any favors. Nice try to conceal the Donkey girthiness with strategically placed hands/puffy lobster claws, though.

  8. Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Wow, repurposing a table cloth into a skirt, Brit is really rubbing off on her.

  9. Albie Quirky says:

    It’s a Boxing Day miracle!

    Both fine items are probably from the NGMB Collection. Mama Bird would never give away her wedding dress.

    • Telexfree Antofagasta says:

      “White Holiday Heritage” from the NGMB Collection. Only at Wilmette Estate Garbage, Inc.

  10. SURROUNDED BY BOOKS BECAUSE I AM AN AUTHOR WITH BOOKS says:

    Did she steal the tablecloth from an irish pub and wrap it around herself?

  11. new year new you grammarian says:

    scratchy acrylic looking lace; supposed to have a camisole under it, not just a bra
    escort’s pants look flammable

  12. new year new you grammarian says:

    google
    skirt from etsy
    http://juliaallison.tumblr.com/post/1370525561

    ivory lace blouse from my parents’ basement costume closet! LOL pic.twitter.com/8tOh7jE8
    https://twitter.com/JuliaAllison/status/246084982647431169

  13. Tingolayo says:

    They always look so awkward together.

    His watch is ridiculous.

    Nice Joker mouth.

  14. Baned says:

    Prego pose, ewww.
    Can some Hater tell me if there are still plastic Pelts in there?
    And why no Ugly sweater on Dervin?
    It’s worrisome .

  15. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Nice to know Julia Allison did indeed find a San Fran church w/ Midnight Mass services in which to stage her latest fauxtoshoot w/ her fake boyfriend, Devin “NOT a Chef” Stetler.

    • new year new you grammarian says:

      church? looks like an apt bldg lobby or a marriott lobby

      • frequent liar miles says:

        It’s probably comfy & delightful Houston’s or Hillside or whatever the hell it’s called now. No doubt where they had their Xmas celebration, despite Derpin’s mad Brussel [sic] sprouts skilz and Donkey’s corresponding homemaker talents. Have yourselves a dreary little Christmas …

  16. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

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    • tonyamichaela says:

      Thanks!

      Also, I forgot which commenters were discussing it, but I appreciated the recommendations of Many Lives, Many Masters and Old Souls on a previous post. I’m not really into that type of thing, but my mother definitely is and frequently skypes with a medium. I bought them as a Christmas present, I think she’ll really enjoy them!

  17. JFA says:

    Everything about that guy is a fucking tool. DOES SHE REALLY NOT SEE THIS? I’m genuinely curious, does she really not realize that absolutely not one person is jealous of her relationship with this fucking guy? I wouldn’t go near him with a ten foot pole. There is not a single thing attractive about him.

    god, shoudl’nt the goddamn novelty of having an OMG BOYFRIEND! have worn off by now? Also, what is this approaching 2 years? Still no ring honey? LOL!!!!!!!

    I’m predicting a new year’s engagement because they are both the tackiest, least original fucking hicks in existence. If it doesn’t happen by then, it ain’t happening darling. Perhaps she’s the one holding out because even SHE knows he’s lame as fuck. honey, just say yes if he asks. You cannot afford to be choosy, like at all.

    • JFA says:

      Also the body language tells all here. I literally took zero pics at xmas yesterday. Beecause I am not fucking 12 and xmas doesn’t excite me anymore. Seeing all teh kiddies is really fun for about 1 hour, then there are 5 toddlers around and I just wanna drink and take a nap.

      GET OVER HOLIDAYS ALREADY. No one believes you are happy, and furthermore, no one fucking gives a shit. I just can’t. I really cannot. I don’t know a single couple this year (esp without kids) who posed in front of a fucking tree like this.

    • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

      Of course she knows what a total tool he is. But this is the best she’s gonna do. She can’t land a wallet, or even a shlub like Prom King. She couldn’t land a guy if she tackled him and tied him up.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      I cannot believe they’ve been together (whatever “together” means) this long. Coming up on two years!

    • Cowboys & Brayliens says:

      The engagement didn’t happen on their month-long trip to Europe, why the f would Derpin pop the question in San Francisco? (or ever?)

    • SURROUNDED BY BOOKS BECAUSE I AM AN AUTHOR WITH BOOKS says:

      She desperately needs it to counteract the attention drain that will result from her superior smarter brother’s baby. If she can’t land a ring AND she’s suddenly an afterthought because all the OMG attention is being doled out on little brother, his hot wife and their beautiful baby, Julia is going to FREAK THE FUCK OUT.

      • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

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      • Albie Quirky says:

        I wonder if Britt went on the job market for professorships this year? That would be the trifecta—grown-up job, lovely and intelligent wife, new baby—while Sad Older Sister had a shitty apartment and an embarrassing eunuch.

      • JFA says:

        See I don’t think she gives a crap about the baby. I don’t think she has any desire to procreate. And I feel like she’s probably pretty used to being ignored by now.

        For some reason I really think he is lame enough to marry her, because he is THAT lame, and maybe she’s still holding out a year or two to OBO him. If nothing by 35, she’ll deign to marry him. I bet.

        • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

          She may not want to procreate and deal with all the responsibilities that come with it, but she sure as hell wants the attention.

          I got the distinct impression that she was hurt and pissed that he didn’t propose during the Eurotrash hick tour. She made a big deal about it being their first anniversary together and how romantic the trip was and they were going to an extended event wedding. From the online clues she dropped, she seemed angry and bitter toward him. As if he didn’t come up with a ring, as she expected.

          As for her OBOing him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If she could do any better, she would have done so already. She has nothing whatsoever to offer any normal (or close to normal) man. She’s a nasty, boring, self-absorbed, overtly greedy, manipulative, loud, crass Donkey with a busted face, poor hygiene, no friends, tacky taste, no job, and will eventually have an inheritance nowhere near what she needs it to be in order to attract and keep people around her.

          • Nosferatu-tu says:

            I think she may truly believe that when she “interviews” all the “famous founders” (and ASHTON!!!) for her OMG Book!, that one of them will fall madly in love with her and she will then be able to OBO Derpin. Until then, she will keep Derpin around as long as possible (or until he runs screaming into the night…again).

            It’s debatable (dating worms) whether she would prefer to be engaged before her attempts to OBO. In a Donkey’s mind, she probably thinks that would make her seem more desirable to any wallet she is targeting. After all, engaged = someone wants me and you all better hurry up and woo me with shoes I will blow you for before I get snatched (haha) off the market.
            YOOHOOOO you better HURRY, boys!! Tee Hee HAW!!
            *obligatory tit thrust and vulgar vag exposure*

          • Queen Neferteeri Is Chortling Derisively! says:

            Of course she believes that at least a few of the men she thinks she’s going to interview will also fall madly in love with her. And yes, she would prefer to be engaged, even to a loser like Derpin, because getting engaged and having a big wedding are more important than anything else in life.

  18. Piggy in Plaid says:

    I’m confused by the drape of her skirt. Are the folds just a little weird, or is it like a pieced together piece skirt of fabric scraps? Where does one even buy something like this? Seriously, where?

  19. Bravo's Bitch says:

    Cheap and hick. Boyfriend and/or outfit. And she’s fat.

  20. Stolen Barbie Talks aka Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Where has ‘Brian,’ been? Shouldn’t he be telling (yelling) at us that she’s so happy, not to be engaged. That she didn’t want it to happen when everyone gets engaged, at Christmas, she wants something unique and special just for her, like Valentine’s Day.

  21. Donkey's Anger Farts (aren't welcome at Christmas) says:

    This is the kind of ridiculous shit she wore when she thought she was auditioning to be Mrs. Pancakes.

    Also, her face looks melty.

  22. Train(wreck) spotting says:

    This outfit screams Full House Christmas special. The only difference is that Aunt Becky could have pulled it off, ’90s sleeves and all.

  23. Train(wreck) spotting says:

    Side note: anyone seen the new, super weird ad for Versace Eros cologne? The male model has a decidedly Derpin look.

  24. Tribune Slingbacks says:
  25. Fail Whale says:

    My grandmother’s Christmas table dressed better than her this year.

    Such a sad state of affairs for Donkey. I’ve been following from the beginning (when some of the first lip-syncing Little Mermaid vimeos were posted) and sometimes it is just shocking how different-yet-totally-the-same her life is today. Still so desperate.

    I hope 2014 brings us the super-sad wedding special we’ve been waiting years for. I can’t believe how close we got to it this year! DERPIN!!!!

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