4 weeks ago? You’d think she’d be out there with this, she looks skinny and the sunlight is washing out the plastic, she should be pleased…
She actually looks good. There, I said something nice.
I wonder how long she has been in Chicago? She HAS to be living in the OMG downtown Condo or with her parents.
I wonder where Lilly is buried …
(as in: which state, & by whom)
She looks extremely good compared to what we have seen in the recent past. Well-rested, relaxed, fit, and nowhere near as overly posed as she usually is.
She’s thinner, NOT fit. Her legs are totally untoned. She is not exercising.
Agreed — no upper arm definition either.
That’s one of the best photos of her in years. She looks like an ordinary person, not a freakish gargoyle.
I’m on my phone, so I can’t really see the pic. Has it been confirmed as recent, and not from years ago? And if it is only four weeks ago, she’s probably packed the pounds back on, as she seems capable of only drastic dieting for a temporary purpose.
Good for her. She looks unbloated and is actually doing some physical activity. Hopefully she’s living with her parents and getting serious help.
Look at me being nice!
Those stumpy bowlegs are still unfortch.
Post-break-up weight loss?
But, I agree; physical activity, no caked-on makeup, no “my life is tots fab” smile or weird pose. She is still contorting a little for the camera, but overall, this is the best she has looked in years. I really hope she is getting help and actually trying to be genuinely happy with her life. Unfortunate stumps? Yeah, but a huge improvement.
I wonder if she will realize/accept that Yearbook photos and this photo look so much better than practically anything she has ever posted. Just please, please work on the inside too, m’kay?
Yep, she’s mentioned in the past that the best thing about a break up is her drastic weight loss.
Good for her. Agreed that she looks pretty.
Hope she’s getting lots and lots of therapy, and then a job.
The women she is with look so normal – do we know who they are?
Agreed, she looks so much better than usual.
I am not sure who Cheryl is but according to her IG, she was at that Spain wedding Donkey was at. I think the person on the right is Callaich de Wenghart Ryan or whatever the frack her pretentious name is.
paging Chesley Manley Bottomy and Gorham, esquires!
Yep, she looks great on the outside.
Inside, however, it’s still black and gross.
Have any of her victims received amends during her “cleansing” period? Just curious if Ellsberg is having her do any actual repair of the wreckage she’s created in the lives of others, or if her rehab just consists of not posting much online.
I don’t care if she ever gets help, although I doubt we’re in any danger of that happening. The ONLY way she would ever get help is if she truly bottomed out. And scurrying home to mommy and daddy’s sterile home(s) after bring dumped by a gummy-mouthed unemployed grifter from a family that embarrassed her doesn’t count as bottoming out.
She’s not emotionally or mentally healthy enough to keep at a good weight for any length of time.
Anyway, after all the shit she’s done to people and never apologized for, she can still go fuck herself. I do not wish this nasty cunt well.
Wow around the world on everyone else’s dime and she ends up back where she started? Haha she really is past her experation date.
She looks really good here. Not sure what the people harshing on her legs are talking about.
I agree. No make-up trowel in sight, mouth not gaping open in the usual look at me and my amazing life posturing; she looks like a typical American girl at the beach with friends. No need for body snark, a few pounds heavier or lighter, short or tall. Her problem was the utter lack of style that led to poor fitting and badly accessorized outfits along with too much make-up and fakery from hair to teeth, eyelashes, to hooves. This is a rare picture of her looking natural and unstudied for the most part. (If someone was taking my picture in a bikini you can be damn sure I’d contort too!)
She looks fabulous. Maybe the Internet blackout is actually helping her!
Exactly. She looks fine. Body-snarking on bowlegs is really stupid. Like, you’re born with them. Snarking on bowlegs is like snarking on any other kind of deformity.
I’d rather snark on her inability to behave like an adult.
D0nkey got a weekend pass?
I agree, she looks sooooo much better here! Is it the calfectomy? ;-p
But … she’s still contorting for the camera … her abdomen is aimed at 2 o’clock & her shadow cracks me up …
And her expression (while not a gaping maw, thank greg!) looks pretty strained, like she was there under duress …
Ha! Good eye on the shadow. R to L is normal, normal, then WTF.
She looks great. Normal, healthy, happy. Good for her.
I’d be a lot more complimentary if she wasn’t still buying Twitter followers. That’s the big clue that she hasn’t changed.
But at least she isn’t posing her ass off here or trying to impress anyone, so there’s that.
Julia Allison’s most recent (not her first rodeo!) purchase of a fake Twitter-base of fans in the ‘stans is the only currency Julia Allison has as a potentially relevant sheister — any company or person who aligns w/ her in the future deserves to be mocked, be it for their lack of due diligence, their utter stupidity, or be they shifty grifty birds of a feather
::waves HI to grifter graduate, Devin Stetler, THE “HEALING” CHEF::
Boat shoes or GTFO.
i feel like i missed something…what is this boat shoes thing?
There were boat shoes combined with thmart-person glasses worn by Donkey (maybe fece-book photo, last couple of months, photo supplied by a diligent catlady.) Several among us speculated it was a practice shoot for her forthcoming book jacket portrait. You gotta see it. I searched but could not find. Diligent catlady, help us out.
Just google “Julia Allison” — it comes up as part of Google search results bio / bile — it’s a contrived profile pic Julia Allison added to her Google+ acct when she first began her 2013 pretense of being off the grid (while concurrently buying more than 130,000+ fake Twitter followers).
Lilly looks sedated. And still, that unfortunate wrist tattoo. Forehead acne.
Wow, what a terrible photo. I’ve never seen her look less like herself (which would normally be a good thing, but in this case just gives me the sads for her).
aren’t those just moccasins? What’s the beef with moccasins? geez—
They’re Topsiders. Preppy boat shoes.
Me! Me! I posted it when I saw it.
Sorry, I rarely do fuck all of value, so I have to applaud myself where I can.
She also wore the smart glasses boat shoes combo at the Amber Ray grifter-life-jump-start whatever that was that the frat house! So funny next to Devin in his chef outfit!
THEY’RE IN MY VINTAGE GUCCI BRIEFCASE, OKAY? GAWD.
Posing with that ratty briefcase has to be one of the most embarrassing things she’s ever done.
Nah. Just look at the wallpaper on this page. At first glance, you’ve got: Easter Kinder Whore; that yellow-green toilet cozy dress she wore in the subway station while doing one of her inane lip dubs; the Slutty Flag costume she wore shortly after 9/11; the wangs with the sweater set; old-lady-as-school-girl (the short coat and thigh-high socks, topped off with pigtails); the sheer black top over the black padded maternity bra she wore on New Year’s Eve with OMGJACKMcCAIN!; the weiner-in-a-too-tight-romper phase.
Everyone is SO. NICE!
Yes, she’s looking normalish! Finally a natural look!
Keep the make-up off!!
ja-ja-ja-joker face, ja-ja-joker face.
while the eyes of the idol with the iron head are glowing
I love that song.
Dammit. Click through for the comment to makse sense: http://bildr.no/view/dXdUaEpm
What the hell is going on with the bottom lip.
D0nkey’s chiclets scraped off a few layers of mawstick.
Breathe through the fear makeup!
Less bloated, still haggard as hell though.
I’ll admit she looks good. Who knew she actually had a wide set vagina?
We all have wide set v’s (and p’s) when we stand like that with our legs apart, ass in the air, and torso stretched upward. Try it!
legs apart = diminish the bowleggedness
raftass in the air = flat stomach
contort far left = curves = torso pointing east x northeast
Maybe she’s working at a concession stand?
Anyway, there’s a Cheryl Mainland who is the marketing director for (wait for it…) PromGirl.com
What is she selling? Corn?
Maybe Mulia Mallison is doing social media for PromGirl.com … their fb page is pretty juvenile, & this, does it look familiar?
Wait. Wut? Who are the plastic hookers?
Maybe she’s working the Charles Foreman angle while she’s in Chicago. Welcome home forever Donks.
OT: Did any of you see this?
But… Paultato Head was inside!
By which you mean: Paultato Carr has his head up his ass.
I have been obsessing about this all day. Those two (Lacy and Carr) are such horrible, horrible cunts.
OMG. That’s insane. I knew SL was unappealing but I can’t believe those emails.
I have been obsessing about this too. and also Bustle.
Holy shit, these people are just so fucking gross.
My favorite comment from that post:
WOW. I’m just amazed that Paul Carr didn’t threaten to cunt punch this poor guy. First, who the fuck is Paul Carr? And no, I will not Google him. In fact, I hope that someone entrepreneurial starts a Rick Santorum/Dan Savage-kinda Google search campaign. Second, why is he jumping to the defense of Sarah Lacy? Is he one of those white knight types?
He strikes me as the kind of guy who goes to bars in loafers and boating shorts and has one too many Rolling Rocks and tries to pick a fight with the smallest guy in the bar and tells his friends to “hold him back.”
Paul Carr, I may not know who you are, and I will most certainly never Google you, but I hope you receive a torrent of cunt punches and have to reinvent yourself as Bryan Goldberg.
He used to update a site called ispauldrinkingagain.com that kept track of his sober days but its been taken down. Maybe he’s on the sauce again.
Paul Carr may as well go back on the sauce … he’s just as belligerent sober as he is drunk … such an angry little bitch.
Dry dunk Paul Carr, ladies and gentleman.
Lacy is just a piece of shit who takes herself WAY too seriously. Always has, always will.
I meant: Dry drunk Paul Carr, ladies and gentlemen.
Sorry, I very very drink.
She had a baby, you know. A WOMAN in TECH with a BABY. So brave!
She had TWO babies, which I’m pretty sure is a first in Silicon Valley or anywhere ladies do business.
Lacy and Carr’s emails were so insane and also insane I couldn’t finish them. I blushed, I was so ashamed of two people I’ve never met.
It’s not a tumor, it’s cankleshausen
Thank you, Prof. I was over here trying to give myself last rites.
And what Lacy wrote IS extortion, isn’t it? Was she not trying to extort those people?!?
Well, as per Sarah Lacy’s mandate,
it’s *NOT* a negotiation …
I had to stop reading because the impulse to buy a plane ticket to CA, show up at Paul Carr’s semen-encrusted sweat-sock bedecked hovel and yell “Google me!” when he opened the door was becoming overwhelming and I have, like, tons of filing to do.
Hahahahahahaha the stupid caved-in little dolt is running amok in the comments.
“You’ve fucked with the wrong people!”
Who does this dried up little sofa-surfer skidmark think he is? Princess Leia?
I think that’s a fake.
tried to insert a picture, i’m a fuckwit, sorry.
oh it did work!
prof to the rescue
I Googled Paul Carr.
Evidently he is a short, ugly, common, drunk, untalented homeless English person who puts up a ragey front but is in fact about as intimidating as a carpet moth.
I would buy that same bikini. Damn, Donkey’s gettin’ all normal, and not dressing like a prom-queen wannabe freak.
Anybody had her Summer schedule handy?
I am just wondering if Chicago is where she was supposed to be 4 weeks ago.
Yup, seems so:
I know this is not a popular theory around here, but I think there was no meltdown or breakup.
She is just bouncing around the country with no purpose as usual, only that now she does not post about it on the Internet every 5 mins.
all three of them have the legs of a 70 yo on the brighton beach boardwalk
I dunno.. This doesn’t look like the current Donk we all know and love. This photo looks like it’s from someone’s archives they just posted on FB for posterity.
Can anyone verify this?
That is not the face of 2013 Julie Albertson. Or maybe they can reverse some of the effects of discount plastic surgery and fillers these days? (I guess if we can land men on the moon, maybe?) Or does Donk really look that different without 14 layers of Clown Spackle™ trowelled on??
Oh, damn.. It is recent.. http://instagram.com/p/b7qqsiHV_B/
She has another of Donk, too. 6 months ago at NYFW, http://instagram.com/p/Ve49S1nV2n/. And last September she and her man borrowed some of Julie and Devin’s clothes, http://instagram.com/p/P7gNZEHV_A/..
In the NYFW fauxto, is that D0nkey’s videographer in the background, *not* videoing Julia Allison’s fake interview while holding her fake NBC mic?
Can I just say that I fucking hate Instagram filters that make pictures look like faded-out 70′s snapshots? I hate it so fucking much.
Precision, focus, clarity, color: these are all available on everyone’s phone now. As a kid in the 70′s getting prints where the color balance is so off and washed-out often had the adults saying, “Aw, this one didn’t come out so well, too bad.” Maybe it’s just me, but Instagram filters that intentionally make photos to resemble shitty 70′s photography just annoys me to no end.
Also, I’m kind of an amateur photo historian, if that doesn’t sound too boastful or grand. It’s my favorite thing to look at 19th and 20th century photography and guess what year the pic was made, or close enough to the decade (19th c. especially). Anyway, I haaate Instagram’s filters, trying to make a 2013 pic look like 1971. Hate it.
And in a hundred years, if this planet isn’t a scorched hellhole of droughts, famines and wars, I wonder if any future photo historians will figure out how to tell the authentic from the faked.
It’s not that serious.
Actually, it kinda is. It’s a pandemic of shitty art and when aliens find our burned out ruin of a civilization in a million years, would you want them to see 1970s faux-crap instagrams or 900megapixel jpegs when they start debating whether they should clone our pathetic DNA.
Presumably those curating or excavating, so to speak, any of our ruins will have improved technology, just as the technology used when excavating historic or prehistoric sites was more advanced than the tools our predecessors worked with when they left things behind.
And that’s not to say anything newer is better, obviously. I can remember digging up old medicine bottles that were so intricate and ornate…medicine bottles! Now everything is plastic. But – that was digging through what was obviously a trash heap, something someone thought was worth so little they pitched it. Today, you find those in antique stores, people collect them.
I’d guess and hope they would be able to separate the quality from the lesser stuff, the stuff that was a tool with a purpose and the stuff that was simply art, fun, decoration, etc. Archaeologists aren’t idiots.
I know you’re kind of joking, but a lot of the talk about how the only good art is old art has a whiff of “KIDS THESE DAYS” and not only is it not that simple, there is a constant stream of awesome and awful art produced all the time. It’s plentiful.
Sorry, which one is her? I suffer from face-blindness.
Have you also developed raft ass blindness KS?!! Crikey, it HAS been too long.
Looking closer, i’m going to guess she’s the anorexic on the left smuggling a key of coke in her snatch.
This is an appealing picture that appears to show three normal women.
I assume it slipped through a hole in the space-time vortex from the mirror-image alternate-universe-planet version of Earth that rotates around the sun directly opposite our world.
BIZARRO JULIE ALBERTSON AM NICE, LOOK LIKE NORMAL PERSON, WORK HARD, DATE BIZARRO SUPERMAN.
DATE BIZARRO DEBBIE SELTZER WHO HAVE PEEN AND MONEY.
Sliding doors, bunny!
She doesn’t look healthy. She looks severely deflated in the chestal region. Dropping weight quickly without gaining muscle tone is NOT a good look for anyone. Her LEGS actually look better than her torso in this picture imo. At least they have some muscle/fat layer to them.
Yeah…for me this look is cringe-inducing because it looks like she is starving herself.
Actually, she is deflated in the chestal region. Those tits she used to brag about and claim other women were so fucking jealous of? Yeah, they’re cutlet inserts. I guess she can’t afford the waterproof ones for swimwear.
Then why wear a strapless bikini top? Why wear a strapless ANYTHING? Obvs. her tits are the kindof tits that need a little support. No crime. A lot of otherwise perfectly nice tits need a little support to look their best. Does she think she has the perky, sparrowlike tits of a waiflike, Loli ingenue for reals? Is that what she really SEES when she looks in the mirror? Really? Mind = boggled.
Yes, she really does have a sort of reverse body dysmorphia, in which she believes she looks far better than she really does. She has really deluded herself into believing that she’s a tall, beautiful, 20-year-old model type.
When she used to wear the cutlets in her bra all the time and bragged about her tits, I think she actually believed it.
Just shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way? I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does!!!
Wonder if her bulimia has made a comeback.
Flabby flabby flabby mcflaberson
I doubt she was ever bulimic. Just because she claims it doesn’t make it so, especially given her long history of self-serving lies. And her lies become even more pity-seeking when she’s been busted in yet another selfish, anti-social stunt.
I just came up with a new theory! Dunno how likely it is, but:
Remember about a week before she disappeared, she claimed to have been punched in the face by a random homeless man? It was a lie, obviously, but maybe it was concocted to explain bruising, swelling, etc. from a botched round of new plastic surgery. And maybe then when she realized that wasn’t going to fly, she decided to recuperate off the grid, and the picture above shows the results?
IDK. I’m bored.
I had the same theory! I commented on that thread that she was lying so that way if anyone saw her bruised, she could say it was’nt from a new nose job
Julia Allison couldn’t even afford to pay attn during the time she tweetlied to her bought-&-paid-for fake twitter followers that she’d been punched in the face by a homeless man — no way she could afford anymore cheap-ass plastic surgery — my contention was, still is, that it was all a ruse to get Dad$er to insist that she come home where it’s safe (& live rent-free in their condo while he tries to find her another job like he did the aborted stint for TMS).
I concur. I also think it might have been a ploy to get Debbie’s attention, to make Debs feel sorry for Donkey and maybe guilty for bringing her to live in such a shithole.
Regardless, she always looks like she got punched in the face.
Congrats, Girl In The Middle. When’s the Baby due?
Not sure if you’re snarking, but she really is pregnant …
So, re: the Pando debacle above, there’s now a response from a “Sarahcuda.” When you get to the point where you’re so fucking ridiculous that no one can tell the difference between the real you and satire, it’s probably time to hang up your shtick. The comment:
Okay I’ve spent 24 hours debating whether to do this and decided ultimately that I’m not one to shy away from a fight. So here goes. Sam Biddle you are a piece of human shit. I don’t know why you have decided to single out me personally and PandoDaily for this string of abuse. I don’t see any articles ripping VentureBeat, GigaOm, TechCrunch, Business Insider etc. yet all do the same thing that PandoDaily. But here’s a guess, maybe you don’t like girls playing in your sandbox? Maybe you, like unfortunately too many others in tech, think it’s a boy’s game and girls should stay on the sidelines and look pretty.
Sorry to disappoint you but there’s a reason people call me Sarahcuda and the emails you cited (as if you’d broken some huge scoop, LOL, considering we have been reporting on that story on WITN for a fucking year) are just proof of how I roll. You pull a knife, I bring a gun. It’s the Pando way. Someone tries to rip me off, well, no thank you very much, I will attack you back and use my widely read blog to destroy your company and your reputation forever.
On that note: according to my attorneys your article is clearly defamatory, and we will be happy to litigate if that’s the route that you and your obnoxious slave-owner Nick Denton wish to pursue. Or, we can settle this another way. By our calculations your defamation and libel have cost PandoDaily $500,000 in damages. We’ll be nice and call it $100,000 instead. So you have 2 choices. Pay us the $100,000, and we walk away. Or give us $100,000 in free advertising space on Gawker properties to promote PandoDaily and the portfolio companies of our investors, who, let me remind you, include the most powerful people in Silicon Valley and would happily pursue litigation if only for the chance to put the sleazy cold sore that is Gawker permanantly out of business. And, Sam, know that I will take every opportunity to use my blog to smear your reputation simply by telling the truth about you, forever and ever, until Google search for “Sam Biddle” brings up nothing but bad things and you are seen as so toxic that you get hounded out of the business and can never work again. Paul Carr will do the same, as will all of my other friends (household names, very influential).
So now the ball is in your court. You have until Monday to decide. Then the lawyers get involved and we go nuclear.
That can’t be for real. For one thing, too many sentences are capitalized …
No *asterisks* = Doinitrong.
Yeah, it wasn’t until the third paragraph that I thought this was a parody.
I love Paul Carr is not in the same category as the “household names, very influential” friends. Apparently they don’t need Googled.
*I love THAT… Ugh.
So Sarah Lacy sees Paul Carr as some witty British intellectual. And he sees her as some kick ass Yank bizness woman. And they both think playing at Big Man On Campus suits them. Hilarious.
Whatever. Team Biddle. “Sarahcuda” needs to sit down and stop threatening to sue/bad mouth everyone at the drop of a hat, your only serious offensive plan being SEO and ranking abuse is totally a sad tactic, so obvious and it just doesn’t fucking work. Like she’s really going to rally a bunch of people with actual money into suing a “fellow” “journalist”.
Parody and the real thing
Voigt-Kampff empathy test.
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you see Sarah Lacy. She’s crawling toward you. You reach down and flip Sarah Lacy over on her back. Sarah Lacy lies on her back, her belly baking in the hot sun, beating her legs trying to turn herself over. But she can’t, not without your help. And you aren’t helping. Why is that?
Because I’m an android, or she’s a raging cunt. One of the two. “We had no problem selling out the room. We never do.” Burn bitch, burn.
I have no idea what you are referring to but I love the reference.
Snapping turtles, I think …
Albie, that was evocative, sick and hilarious, and I enjoyed it thoroughly. xo
bladerunner ftw voight kampff test
Clearly it’s because she is a woman in tech.
Wait. “Woman in tech.” Woman IN tech. Technology woman. She IS a replicant and has been slyly telling us for years. My god, you’ve done it!
Entitled bitches like her w/ no real credentials or knowledge of the field are the whole reason there even IS hostility towards women “in tech” in the first place. My husband’s great uncle is Thomas Nies and I play txt based mmorpgs, I got about as much of a tech background as this poseur. That is to say: not much. IMMA EXPERT ON CUTTING EDGE COMPUTER STUFFS SOMEBODY GIMME MONIES TO START A TECHIE BLOG NAO.
cannot stop laughing at the image of Sarah Lacy flipped over on her back, beating her legs against the hot, hot desert sun. Day made.
cannot stop laughing at the image of Sarah Lacey flipped over on her back, beating her legs against the hot, hot desert sun. Day made.
I’m no stranger to unpopular ideas. I have to say, anyone suggesting that chick on the left looks “healthy” or “better” is wrong. She looks like an anorexic. It pains me to say that because she might read this and feel as though she is on the right path to weight loss.
I’ve had personal dealings with this issue and I want to state for the record, as a het male, the chick on the right is the one that looks the most healthy imho. Girls, please don’t starve yourselves. Please. You will find a man that loves you for your mind and not “10-15″ pounds. Stop obsessing. We love your mouth, not your gut.
The one in the middle probably looks hotter than hell when she’s not pregnant.
She looks like she hasn’t been eating enough or drinking enough water to fill out her skin, agreed, but she’s outdoors with other people, not wearing a ton of spackle, in a cute swimsuit. Like a normal person. If we didn’t know her and we saw this pic, we’d probably think “That girl looks a little tense and run-down, cute pregnant girl, cute earth-mothery blonde girl, nice to see women out having fun in the sun, whatever.”
Compared to the JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK HORRORSHOW reaction I usually have when I see a photo with Julie Albertson in it, this is astonishing.
I’d like a side-order of nonsense and a smidge of self-righteous, blind speculation with your opinion.
What crawled up your ass and died???
KS … D0nkey is sucking in her gut & arching her back to make he stomach look flat, & she’s contorting so hard that she’s popping a clavicle … if she was wearing a one-piece in this pic, you wouldn’t say that she looks anorexic, you’d say “Look at that Re-bar clavicle!”
FYI … ^ THAT is an anorexic in a bathing suit.
Yeah, you are right. If she isn’t contorting, she has a serious case of Scoliosis.
Shes in really good shape.
Yeah, for a beer bottle.
Saw this on reddit and immediately thought of le donk.
He betrayed me by not falling in love with me after all those days. ☑
Body Type: Used up ☑
Job: Unemployed ☑
Pets: Dislikes cats ☑
-I can be anything you want me to be I swear I am not that attached to my identity ☑
Paul Carr is a pretty good reason to support anti-immigration policies. Fuck you Paul Carr. Go back and eat some sheep shit in your backwater country. Fucking Scottish people. Jesus.
I didn’t know he was Scottish.
I like Scotland, personally.
Wouldn’t tar them with this dingleberry’s particular brush.
OT: am getting up to speed on serial killer, Israel Keyes, & like … whoa!
Listening to audio now: http://www.alaskadispatch.com/article/20130409/audio-tapes-reveal-serial-killer-israel-keyes-wish-be-executed
WHAT? is his story w/ those close to him? Something there that he’s shielding …
Alexandra Jamieson @deliciousalex: @JuliaAllison loved our carob brownie double date in LA! 12:27 PM – 18 Aug 13
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