a. What kind of dick would ask this question, unless they’re trying to get her to reply in an offensive way because, well, you know, natives should just stop drinking if they don’t like people making fun of them being drunk.
b. Really?
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b. That was seven years ago! Calm down, Kevin!
“Four noses and seven years ago Robin & Peter brought forth on this internet a new donkey, conceived inside, and dedicated to prostitution…and that all blowjobs for shoes are created equal.”
the smiley faces give me the ragies.
God, I hate her old columns. Such SAC rip-offs. That AM NY one is also vaguely anti-Semitic, no? I’ve never read the word “Jew” (and half-Jew) so many times in one piece of writing.
And how fuck is she 1/4 Jewish?
It’s certainly a obsession with quartiles that I find disturbing and reminiscent of the Nuremberg Laws, but that’s my personal problem.
And I completely forgot about this AM NY gem when she was at the peak of whatever it was she had going on then.
More than bordering on poor taste and full of lazy word play (imagine how clever she must have thought she was)“I Love Jew. It Had to be Jew. Born to Make Jew Happy. I’m a Slave for … okay, enough. Not a minute to soon.
Robin’s mother was Jewish (Phyllis Jacobs Stickney). Or something.
Maybe, maybe not. But from pics and shit that Donkey has posted, both parents are quite active in their church, so IF Robin’s mother was Jewish, they certainly didn’t accept it.
Well, Phyllis’s father was Jewish for sure. Don’t know if her mother was Jewish or if she was raised Jewish, but Robin certainly wasn’t.
My huscat (Jewish) was astounded to see the Easter Kinderwhore photo, not just because WHO DOES THAT but because he had assumed she was Jewish. He says she looks like all the girls from his temple in Cleveland Heights.
And Donkey has made some profoundly ignorant and offensive posts about Judaism. Like the time she put up a pic of herself in a New Years Eve hat and noisemaker on Rosh Hashanah. Or the time she posted a video that was a spoof of that awful Mariah Carey song “All I Want For Christmas,” in which the MC-lookalike blamed Jews for killing Christ, among other things.
She’s an offense to humanity, that Julie. Agree that the Jewish people have suffered enough without adding her to your burdens. Plague of Donkeys!
The 11th plague, just in time for Pesach.
I hate how she tries so hard with her vocabulary. It’s not conversational, it’s “insert the word of the day” into whatever she’s doing. She thinks it makes her look like a real writer but it only makes her look like a total amateur wannabe who thinks this kind of thing actually works.
When was the last time Momsers and Dadsers were mentioned/acknowledged/visited? I smell something iffy in the family camp. Birthdays usually create at least some obligatory family recognition. Brother Britt too, what’s going on?
They are all REALLY sick of her shit. This latest cold spell started when she started live-tweeting NGMB’s last days/funeral.
Do you speak from a place of knowledge?
I don’t know. Daddy flew in to visit Donkey during Fashion Week and even attended shows with her, didn’t he?
We have speculated many times about trouble in Wilmette, but each time momsers and dadsers have proven themselves to be the same clueless enablers they’ve been since childhood.
Well, she could hardly boast about Mom$er & Dad$er’$ birthcray present, since it was likely a check covering stall fees.
Julia’s so not racist all, maybe she can add Meagan Good to her collection
http://onechurchla.org/blog/
What was Devin’s excuse for not going again? “Sorry, but Brent & I are going watercress shopping in SF, and then we’re off to the Tenderloin to try this new gloryhole everyone’s been raving about.”
Brant! And the watercress! Oh, blast from the past!
I want to know about the watercress thing.
Start HERE: http://rebloggingdonk.com/2010/08/12/uh-oh-it-looks-like-katrina-has-been-hitting-the-vino-nobile-di-montepulciano/#comment-150849
That thread is pure gold. Why wasn’t I around for the splendid days of Way Straight Brant and his watercress inexperience?
Is Mini Driver still around? He/she was killing it.
I wonder if Katrina ever misses us?
Oh my Greg! That’s the former Regent Showcase, where I saw MULHOLLAND DRIVE, MOULIN ROUGE, DANCER IN THE DARK, even attended the red carpet premiere for MEMENTO back in the day and when I only lived a couple of blocks away. Please note: what now appears to be a griftery, new agey space for rent–Marianne Williamson is apparently scamming there every Tuesday night–in not in WeHo but rather in a heavily Hasidic section of Hollywood. Being 1/4 Jewish when convenient, Donk should feel right at home.
Yeah, the Uptown in DC was renting space out to ministries a couple of years ago – while still showing films in the evenings – dunno if they still are. at least CVS hasn’t taken that wonderful space over as they have pretty much every other movie house in DC.
The Uptown was renting out space when I lived in DC. I remember seeing signs when attending Jackson’s KING KONG. I’m just happy the space and the curved screen are still there–so few single standing movie theaters remain,
through the early 2000s there were three multiscreen theaters in Dupont alone; now nine. Theyve brought back the West End as an art/international hiuse but tiny screens. Growing up, i had five theaters within walkng distance of our hose in Tenleytown. such a desert now…
I designed the prototype for my photographer friend’s book on Baltimore’s crumbling movie palaces:
http://www.baltimorebrew.com/2012/12/11/flickering-treasures-in-search-of-baltimores-lost-movie-palaces/
Thanks for posting this link, Jordache, and I’m happy to donate to Ms. Davis’s project.
Re: DC, the lone remaining Dupont theater, the Dupont 5, became a CVS right around the time I was moving away from the district. Never mind that there was another CVS less than a half block away.
When is was a wee lad, I went with my grandparents to the 5100 Wisconsin, the Outer Circle, the Uptown, and the AFI at the KC, which unfortunately resembled an auto body shop. Only the Uptown remains. Ineffable sadness.
Whenever I see that godawful td bank where the outer circle used to be I want to throw a brick through the window.
Can’t stand those ugly TD banks! When I was a kid there was a theater next to Rodmans and one on Jenifer and Wisconsin. I loved the Outer Circle even though it always smelled moldy – great international and independent films.
I love that theatre.
So do we think Donks and Debbie have some kind of open relationship? I mean, she spent Saturday might alone reading an anti-monogamy book….
As someone mentioned in the previous post, something does seem *off* about this:
I don’t know why I bother, but who thinks that last line is:
(did) ‘some more discovery on’ ? LOL, kinda makes ya wonder if Chef Beardette is drafting more legal documents.
I don’t think he’s smart enough to know discovery is a legal term. I think he’s just using his new age speak.
Yes, I think that is what it says! I keep laughing thinking about what is discovery could be. If he meant the legal definition, he’ll have to call up Costumes R Us to get a lawyer costume to alternate with his Chef getup. Maybe he could order a dark suit and bulging briefcase.
I hope legal beagle Chef Beardette gets
a wig that rivals D0nkey’s sausage curls
The wigs are too funny! I am choking on my soda over here
LOOK I HAVE A CALL WITH JERSON OKAY WE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS YOU ASSHOLES OKAY? HE THOUGHT MY JOKE WAS FUNNY AND NOT HYPOCRITITORY BECAUSE I DONT EVEN POSE THAT MUCH AND NOT WHILE STARING OUT IN WINDERS ONLY A LITTLE AT BUNNING MAN AND MAYBE SOMETIMES WITH CAKE OR A LIBRAY SOMETIMES BUT NOT EVEN THAT MUCH ANY MORE OKAY? YOU ARE ALL STUPIDS AND THIS PROVES THAT IM STILL FRIEMDS WITH RICH PEOPLE OLAY AND THEY TAKE MY CALLS STILL SOMETIMES.
I KNOW SHANNORN ELIEZABETH SO FUCK YOU.
YAY DONKSAD
Can’t stop laughing at this rant.
Indeed. The sole purpose of sharing that exchange was to share the “call with Jason” part. Donkey is so freaking donkey.
So predictably freaking donkey. We can often predict her next move.
Never leave us donk sad.
Yeah, if you showed that to me with no history, I’d think girl really likes guy, guy is noncommittal. Plus, even ignoring Julia’s LOVE OF MY LIFE etc etc, I wouldn’t call that the text exchange of a couple who’s been going out for close to a year. I’d guess, like, six weeks. There’s just a distance/overexplanation there that you lose even with good friends, never mind your partner.
Yes! That’s what I was saying on the last post. It reads like people who are casual or just getting to know each other. Not people moving in together/supposedly have been living/traveling/grifting together.
It’s called WeHo, dummy.
What is she trying to prove to whom by posting this? That she’s not clingy, Mr Pancakes, thank you very much? That she does give space? That she has the religion thing down? That she is doing respectable things with her time, Mum and Dad, so keep sending the cheques she so richly deserves?
As usual, all it does is make everything she tells us about her epic and spiritually fulfilled relationship seem even more off than usual.
Is it just me, or does Deb look like he’s got some crazy Meth Eyes in this pic?
IS IT JURST ME OR DOES MY HAT NOT FIT ON MY LUSHUS AND NATURAL HAIRS?
The hat is probably trying to run away from the smelly, greasy pelts!
giggling out loud. I love donk sad
Is she missing a tooth? Wtf.
She forgot to put in her Toddler’s & Tiara’s flipper.
Nice hat pull, Donktard. And why is Debbie’s hand always right on her tit when he’s hugging her from behind?
In other “Foolia tries this religion (realigion?)” news…She is soliciting people not just for ideas on where to go on the continent of Europe, specifically mentioning “not Italy or France” where she and Deb can go on a spiritual awakening trip like their Peru adventure. But in Europe. To understand her Jewish 1/-100 I would suggest a sobering trip to Auschwitz. However, I’m not sure there are any shamans that she’s looking for.
Belgium.
Street frites are absolutely a spiritual awakening.
This is a reference to the link/old Julia column where she she basically says if a guy is Belgium he can’t possibly be Jewish. such an ignorant twat guess she’s never studied the holocaust part of her heritage.
From Julia’s FB (so sorry so fat I can’t do a screen shot) -
More specifically, I’m interested in spiritual tourism (anywhere, but especially Europe). Similar to what Devin and I did with our Peru trip (visiting a shaman, experiencing the magic of the region). Tourism that includes personal growth of some sort … you know?
Yeah Julia – we know. We know all about it. And surely if there’s religious awakenings to discover in the country of Peru, the continent of Europe, a virtual hot bed of spiritual awakening according to…well, history, should really work out for you.
Spiritually enlightened people with spare bedrooms and couches.
This. She’s shopping for free lodging.
There is no magic to experience in Europe, donkey. None. It’s really boring. Just stay home.
Excuse you, of course there is! It’s called Mediterranean Magic: http://www.adventuresbydisney.com/europe/mediterranean-cruises-vacations/
a jewish grandparent? really?
Robin’s mum.
Is that why white gloved, snag a man, anti-multiculturalist NGMB wouldn’t deign to dine chez Peteyfogger?
Do we know that for sure, or just basing it on her name?
She said one of her grandparents was Jewish, and we know it’s not Herbert Stickney, William Baugher, or Marilyn Sill Baugher. That leaves Phyllis Jacobs Stickney.
She also lies. A lot. Might be true, might be a creation of her warped mind.
What does her comment about “I tend to think it’s closer to 3/4, but whatever” mean? So sorry so fat (and stupid).
0.625
LOL I meant what is she implying about herself (or her family or?)
It means Donks think Jewish guys have fat wallets so therefore she is 3/4 Jewish and therefore marriage material for a wealthy Jewish dude. Nothing more than that.
Sort of like how she changes her political beliefs, depending on who she’s trying to impress. Or how she takes on personae like serious bidness ladee, hipster chick, fauxga enthusiast, pearl necklace-wearing Stepford wife, New Age nitwit, and so on, depending on the guy she’s trying to land.
Exactly. Piano-player for JellyD — fuck that was funny.
One day, when the cray is at a lull, you guys should put up a poll, to figure out everyone’s favorite persona from over the years.
Add: Carrie Bradshaw 2.o; tech founder; sex columnist vs. prude
Oooo there was a piano-playing Donkey? I missed that.
What about the one of D0nkey learning guitar chords?
Oh, that scene where she picked up Jelly D’s guitar on Miss Advised and tried to play it…horrible.
interesting; i thought they were west coast wasp wasp wasp wasp
Wed, Feb 20th, 2013 — 132,519
Sat, Mar 10th, 2013 — 125,221
Where did 7,298 Fans in the ‘Stans disappear to, Julia Allison?
Drones!
This comment should be framed and hung on the basement wall.
LOL Crafty.
125, 213
Ha! Once again, D0nkey is having her deflated raftass handed to her on Twitter re: SugarGate. #TeamTracyLovesEdie #TeamChelseaHunter
But have no fear: D0nkey has got this!
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison Leaving @OneChurchLA inspired to fight the good fight, against darkness, evil, negativity & hatred. To fight for love, joy, health & peace.
This “One Church” operation is paying her, right? So One Church = next Cheesy Skillets?
To fight for love, joy, health & peace…and the silence of the smoke alarm:
@JuliaAllison: Good morning, gorgeous people! My smoke alarm finally stopped screeching about not having batteries – victory! Today will be a great day.
10:39 AM – Mar 10, 2013
What the hell?
Huh? Is she being literal or this some kind nonsensical self help bullshit. My smoke alarms peep when te battery is low, when there’s no battery they are dead. I’m sure she’s never replaced batteries, let alone change a light bulb, in her life.
She probably means that the TaskRabbit she’s been calling & texting & emailing since 4:00 a.m. finally got over to the stall & changed batteries for her.
most people change the batteries on jan 1 of every year and call it a day
Maybe it’s a regional thing, but around here it’s strongly encouraged to change ‘em 2 x a yr (every time change).
batteries – or brain – not included.
She’s such a fighter! Keep making the world a better place, Julia.
Truly spiritual people don’t need to announce it. How much more self-congratulatory can she be?
That’s aimed at her haters — the cat ladies, hipsters, people who run errands at their desks, soda manufacturers and the Navajo.
CULTY!!
A good way to go about that fight is to go on tv and belittle the valid concerns of an oppressed minority, then react like a little bitch when one of their representatives calls you out on twatter. Really, a good start.
Fuck off.
Countdown to her commentary on this article:
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/etiquette-redefined-in-the-digital-age/?hp
3…2…1…
“My OMG best friend/tech superconnector just wrote this. And to all those of you asking: I DID NOT contribute to his divorce.”
Ugh. Why do petulant rants about everyone not using technology in the same way even get the time of day? Maybe what’s good for you isn’t good for me, Nick Bilton, so maybe you should eat a dick instead of wasting everyone’s time by taking the time you said you don’t have to whine that you don’t have time to read a simple Thank You.
Who is that joker? What a dick. The part about ignoring his dad made me sad.
The part about mostly communicating through Twitter with his mom made me equally sad.
Could Bilton be talking about people like Donkey in this excerpt?
Ha ha, as if anyone would think that (about the divorce). The former Mrs. Bilton is button-cute and smart about food stuff (trained as pastry chef, etc) and is sweet as pie. I wish her all the best without that buzzkill Bilton dragging her down.
I hope you didn’t send a text or email that said “Best wishes.” Some people are so rude!
must vent. girl from my old job i suspected was cray but didn’t really know has started showing up in my feed posing in dressing rooms in dept stores in formal dresses, and is pushing 35. omg omg omg omg the cray
Wait why? Very sadz.
Can jews survive Julia Allison???? The jewish half of me is terrified!!!!!
We survived Egyptian slavery. We survived 40 years wandering in the desert. We survived the Holocaust. I fear for us, now that Donkey is claiming some Jewish ancestry. Almost makes me want to convert.
related: as a jew, i fear we are losing control of the media (sara silverman)
But we’ve got Julia Baugher. Maybe she should change that to Julia Bauer, if she wants to land a Jewish wallet!
This One Church thing sounds really creepy. From the front page they talk about “Artists And Professionals” as being the community, which sounds like from the Scientology playbook. Also mentioning things like success and affluence. But get these bits from their “Statement of Faith”:
http://onechurchla.org/about/our-faith/statement-of-faith/
“We believe in a secondary baptism of the Holy Spirit, which is a spiritual baptism of the Spirit and spiritual fire. This baptism comes from Jesus Himself and activates the believer for powerful demonstrations of the person of Jesus for the purpose of bringing people to Him.
We believe that the various manifestations of the Holy Spirit operate today and at least 9 of them are biblically confirmed. We believe that every believer has access to these gifts.
We believe in spiritual language, which includes various types of speaking in tongues. We believe in the mature use of these gifts in public settings.
We believe in prophecy, the ability to hear the voice of God and speak forth that voice for exhorting, edifying and comforting.
We believe in the reality of the spirit realm that includes angels and demons.
We believe in the reality of Hell, not as a place that God sends people, but as a reality that the forever rebellious set their fate upon. Hell is reserved for everything dark that refuses to submit to and be rescued by the Creator of all. God has no allegiance with darkness or evil. God is love and light forever.”
There’s more, but it basically seems like Evangelical Christian, speaking -in-tongues, preaching about Hell and damnation, perhaps some snake- handling. All with a shiny face on it. Deeply weird. Seems like this was Debbie’s idea, I am guessing. I guess it was a matter of time before she joined some sort of cult in LA, but wow.
I believe in soda.
I believe in you. Also, I love you and snorted aloud. You and flatface. I also love flatface. But, that is all. And maybe Jacy, all the time, and JP some of the time, rather most of the time. But, that is really it. God, I miss the like button.
I am a little drink. It’s my first time here in the basement being drink. Why did I wait so long?
That’s what she said!
I believe I can fly.
god speaks to me me me me me me me me is one of my main objections to religion
It’s definitely some kind of Evangelical thing trying to snag people with the promise of networking. The parentsers’ pastor at the Kenilworth United Church would be appalled.
Debbois’s parents’ church in Modesto at least does charitable work. This One Church just seems like a blow job from Jesus.
“… like a blow job from Jesus.”
My Catholic soul just shot coffee out of my nose.
Nieces Nash is a member – I liked her on Reno 911, Clean House not so much. Julia’s inserted herself into some pretty ridiculous scenes but she definitely seems like a fish out of water with ths crowd. I bet she never goes back.
Apparently, they taught her how to resist evil, the negative, and haters and turn towards the light, or whatever she babbled about just a but ago.
If you’re going to go cult, this is a boring one. LA has so many more flashy, sexy ones.
But this lovely glossy video about you, you, you at One Church is Julie personified. I can’t wait until Christa Black loves her into wholeness.
http://vimeo.com/61313459#
“No one does you, like you.” “We’re going to have cupcakes.” It’s perfect.
It’s pretty garden-variety Pentecostal. Weird, sure, but not remotely Scientology or Scientology-like, unless I missed that part about the Assemblies of God having an Air Force with a 10 billion year contract, etc.
Entertainment focus: that’s not uncommon and mainly just draws in starfuckers.
I meant that their public face, their outreach, their homepage, puts a shiny emphasis on “Artists and professionals”. Scientology does this too, that privileging of “artists”. Because a lot of struggling actors consider themselves artists. This org seems to be going for the same crowd of lost people in LA. Promising connections and a gospel of success. That is how the PR resembles Scientology, how they lure people in.
Just as an aside, what sort of Church brags about having “professionals”? It seems to mean, “poor people need not apply”, this is for a better sort of person. I mean, is this a Christian church or a social club or whatthefuck? It’s profoundly un-Christian to advertise how you cater to “professionals”. Very class-based. Kind of sucks. This seems like evangelical Christianity presented as a networking event. Sounds ghastly.
I’m vaguely aware of something like that in NYC also. I’m not sure if it’s the same church, but there is a church that tries to lure actor-types (who may feel a bit lost, lonely and overwhelmed after leaving their hometown to pursue their dreams of stardom) with promises of networking opportunities with other actors, among other things. Grounded actor friends of mine have told me that they have been invited to attend and that they declined because they were suspicious of the cult-y aura of that particular church.
It’s not a real religion if they don’t handle snakes.
Sarah Silverman is a fucking not-funny cunt who hates herself – she should hook up w Julia allison
and who pulled your chain today? i like her and i think she’s awesome.
This is some funny shit & I loved her …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfoF6MhgLA
But when I saw one of her shows, I get very uncomfortable w/ her racist schtick, it didn’t feel like humor anymore …
(+ the ONLY thing I ever liked Ben Afleck in)
Did you see Argo? I thought that was pretty good and he didn’t annoy me.
Argo’s grand fun and Affleck is a much better director than he is an actor.
I second that, and she was lovely to me when we sat near her table at Swingers in L.A. about a year ago. And Sarah’s dad is the best dad ever: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2219614/Sarah-Silvermans-dad-attacks-rabbi-accused-Jewish-comedienne-lacking-basic-desire-feminine-soul.html
that’s an awesome story
omg she is SO FUNNY and not racist
@chesca: I remember the shitstorm when Ted Danson did something like this.. I wonder how Sarah gets away with it?
I’m really confused now. That made me cringe. I honestly and genuinely need to know why this is ok? Everything I’ve been taught since forever tells me this is never, EVER ok. I really don’t get it.
@Chesca – is this genuinely humorous? Or are you being sarcastic? (I ask this in a want-to-know, totally confused way)
Okay, THAT made me laugh (in an ‘OMG I can’t believe I’m laughing at this!’ caught-off-guard kind of way, so maybe I’m a hypocrite? Not intentionally; some of her stuff was just painfully harsh; YMMV).
Brayella- I get what you’re saying and since the pic didn’t open for me and I had to open it in another tab, it shocked me in that OMG, wtf?, weird-laugh, cringy way. I must be dumb but is it ever ok for a anyone, no less a white person, to do this? IDK… ss/sf
GW, I don’t know. I’m hard-pressed to attribute racism to spontaneous laughter where no ill-will was meant. Hell, I’ve LMAO at a very creepy joke knowing full-well I’m no pedophile; sometimes it’s just the element of surprise?
I’m trying to remember the context behind Derek Zoolander’s blackened face in that coal miner scene … memory escapes me other than having jumped & laughed all at once.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd90RizzJ9k
I don’t recall that Ben Stiller caught backlash for it (but what do I know? I don’t see a movie until well after everyone’s done talking about it.) I do know that he is listed among many other entertainers who’ve performed in blackface: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_entertainers_who_performed_in_blackface
I laughed. Sue me.
@greg’s wife i wasn’t being sarcastic. this isn’t the first time SS has pulled this “hilarious” black face bullshit.
OT: I suspect my 15 yo sweet kitteh has renal failure and will be taking him in to see the vet. I’m heartbroken, anybody here go through this? He’s skeletal, lost maybe 5 pounds in the past six months (and was not fat to begin with), is drinking water like crazy and peeing outside the box, also his fur has lost its luster. I’ve had him since he was 8 weeks old and he is the best cat I’ve ever had. I can’t imagine losing him.
So sorry. We lost one of our cats, our first cat, last summer due to colon cancer, and I still can’t think about him or talk about him without sobbing.
Also sending you lots of love. It’s so tough losing a little critter.
I’m so sorry, Rosalie. My heart goes out to you.
I haven’t been through this, but I also have a kitty I took in at 8 weeks. My little Petey. Love her dearly. Just want to send you some Cat Lady love.
Yes. I hope your vet can help. I know a cat that had another two good years after treatment for renal failure at a similar age, so it can happen!
Sorry to hear this, Grifty.
Thinking about you and your kitteh.
I’m so sorry to hear this. I hope the vet can help him. I have two kitties and I love them with all my heart, so I can imagine what you must be feeling. I haven’t dealt with your exact issue, but our male cat has had urinary blockages in the past so I worry about him 24/7. I’ll be thinking positive thoughts for you and your kitty. Please keep us posted.
Our male cat had that too. I knew he was in ‘pain’ and got him to a vet ASAP and the doc didn’t know if he could save him. He was already going toxic. That was almost 4 years ago and he’s a good ole’ fat tabby cat and we still have him. I worry about it too though.
Thanks so much. I just can’t imagine how in six months he goes from being amazingly healthy to looking like Auschwitz kitteh. I hope we can turn this around, he has a lot of living to do.
I lost a cat to kidney failure – I gave her sub-Q fluids for ~8 months. My current cat has something going on; I’m giving him sub-Q fluids with the reasoning that it can’t hurt and might help.
FWIW, I was deathly afraid of needles but this is a manageable thing you can do for your cat should you decide to do so. It’s so hard to think of losing them.
This happened to my beloved girl-kitty last year. The vet prescribed IV fluids daily and some meds. I also have two friends that had the same issue with their cats. It is a bit challenging to have to do the IV at first but you’ll get used to it. I don’t think the cat feels it, it was more the idea of it that was unnerving. It is possible for him to get back to reasonable health, though. Best to you and your sweet boy…
Honestly, the humane thing would be to put him down. I know that is hard but it’s not about how you feel, it’s about how the animal feels and it’s suffering if it’s skeletal.
Ah, the return of Brainy Julie! She must be working on her book (Eat Better! Pray Better! Love Better!) or her tv pilot (Sex and Girls In The City):
@JuliaAllison: I didn’t have my copy of Aristotle’s Ethics from college, so I just went to Amazon & it’s FREE! I love technology.
9:14 PM – Mar 10, 2013
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison: Can I just go back to college please? Learning all day long with brilliant professors & friends, reading the classics, sitting on the lawn.
9:22 p.m. – Mar 10, 2013
And here it comes, fans, her first big insight!
@JuliaAllison: I find it amusing that Aristotle argued the happiest & most virtuous life was that of a philosopher. Convenient … As he was a philosopher.
9:44 PM – Mar 10, 2013
Having completely absorbed the Nichomachean Ethics and summarized it in one observation in well under 10 minutes, time for more twitter!
@JuliaAllison: And then there’s this, by the always entertaining modern day Aristotle, @JasonSilva : http://vimeo.com/38260970
9:51 p.m. – Mar 10, 2013
Oh honey, when the Healy Gates shut for the last time on your raft ass, the Georgetown administration heaved a sigh of relief. No more constant monitoring of a donkey who barely graduated. No more games, no more mugging for attention, no more grapefruit embarrassments, no more skipping classes for “rape recovery” in the Hamptons. Stay away, Donkey. Stay far, far away.
Oh my Guh-REG, what bullshit, painful to read. Aristotle? This is the case of another poseur thinking they can absorb the greatness of tremendous thinkers by osmosis, by merely claiming to be reading them. Okay, raise your hands if you think, “reading the classics, sitting on the lawn” took up more that twenty minutes of her time in college. If it ever happened. All those boys to chase around! It’s the most clichéd description of an elite colllege experience ever. I’m surprised she didn’t describe what she was wearing then.
Oh, I can’t stand her.
“that”=”than”. SS, sf.
“reading the classics, sitting on the lawn”
Scary Mandolph has appropriated that persona, D0nkey …
NEXT!
Yes, you can go back– it’s called grad school, and it’s loads of fun when you’re an adult who’s also trying to hold down a job. Or hoping that there will even be a job when you’re done.
Just read a fucking book and quit braying about it. Nobody’s stopping you. You have all day, every day. Your boyfriend Debbie might even lend you his copy of Twilight: New Moon or wha’ev’thefuck.
Any SXSW catladies?
On her Facebook from Saturday night:
“Would you rather read a book about happiness, love, wisdom or faith? (ie: which one of those words grabs you most)”
Is she planning to write (lol) a self-help book?
Write a book? She can barely motivate herself to read a book. Bitch doesn’t have the work ethic to put together a book proposal, let alone a book.
Ve maintain unh strict “vun drop” policy…so..sorry Jewish buds…she is.
From Julia’s twitter, ” old school paper books” on her nightstand. Paperbacks maybe? Also the stack consists of mostly self-help books that were published after she graduated. Also she’s really into The Bachelor now after watchng the finale and Sheryl Sandberg. So many straws to grasp. What.A.Dick.
You know what truly towering intellects do? They become obsessed with The Bachelor and tweet for hours about it and then cry while watching it. Aristotle, yo.
Oh I see she meant ” old school.” But ” paper books, ” that’s so Asha.