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first fw without this mess will be a vast improvement
How Frock Grammarian, you are hardly subtle these days.
She’s staying in TriBeCa again YUCK. She was at Kula Yoga, probably because it’s cheap. I really ate it when she’s in New York. The NBC mic thing is hilarious though. I think it’s interesting that she’s not drawing attention to it, but other people are.
Where are all the I MISS MY MAN tweets? Lots of talking to Mommy. Wanting two opposing things. Looking for tickets to the Grammys. Something’s off.
This. She asked someone to TAKE her to the Grammys. She wasn’t looking for tickets so she and DevDev could go. I think that was a not-so subtle YOOHOO, BOYS! THE CLAM DUNGEON IS OPEN FOR SMELLY, TEARFUL, STRATEGIC BUSINESS!
Of course, knowing Donkey, there’s less to this than meets the eye. But it would be delicious if her beard contract expired at the same time as her inheritance from Grandmother.
May I ask where she asked to go to the Grammys? Isn’t it at the Nokia Theater in LA, and she’s in NY for OMGNYFW? Bitch don’t make sense.
I was just wondering this, too. Grammys = LA. FW = NY. What’s the deal Donkdonk?
My guess is that she wanted an enviable excuse to ditch the rest of Pretend Fashion Week. When nobody took the puffy, desperate bait, she pulled out Plan B: Nutty Granny’s Memorial Plaid Blazer and Ballet Outing.
Poor Donkey, wherever she goes, there she is.
Worrisome Pelts: “When nobody took the puffy, desperate bait…”
Talking of all things Puff-y, since we’re discussing Grammy’s, and we know Donk loves to bust out her ‘gang’ signs, I’ve got a rap name for her.
Instead of Puff Daddy/Diddy (whateverthefuck),
Julia can be Puff Donkey.
Respect.
Never the D0nkey = “Puff Diddn’t”, eh?
Debbie was purely for Season 2 purposes.
Now that’s in the trash, it’s only a matter of time. We’ll look back on it as being one of the saddest things she’s ever done.
I think I was rung, but I don’t think I want to answer.
“YOOHOO, BOYS! THE CLAM DUNGEON IS OPEN FOR SMELLY, TEARFUL, STRATEGIC BUSINESS!”
Sorry Yoo hoo! I couldn’t resist. How could anyone possibly resist the lure/lurid of that description!?
Green. I forgot green.
I think Mrs. Baugher just called Julia fat
I think you learned about subtext.
Let’s try some Momser’s transbraytion.
Momsers:
“Need a well toned back for this!”
Transbraytion:
“Julia, why are you texting me pictures of dresses that only look good on a 5’11″ 160lbs professional 20-year-old model?
Julia, dear, why are you texting pictures of dresses neither you or I could wear?
Listen, daughter dearest, why are you texting me pictures of dresses at all?
You should get a real job instead of prancing around fashionistas, for God’s sake, you do this twice a year thinking you are going to land a dream job that never comes because you have no talent and no interest in developing one, your father and I are sick and tired of your costly shenanigans.
PS: Devin is gay”
160 lbs professional 20 year old model? Is this the Lane Bryant show?
Silly, they don’t show Lane Bryant in the tents. Lane Bryant IS THE TENT!
yeah she’s probably somewhere around 100 lbs, no?
120, if she’s 6 feet tall. She doesn’t look gaunt, from the back at least.
I thought that’s what 138 looked like…
I’m 5’10″ and wasn’t that thin at 120. Models be skinny, yo.
Would have been better if she said “You need suits and not gowns, get a job.” More aggressive/aggressive to momers passive/aggressive, but it’s a start.
New name.
Good answer, Mama Bird! The judges would also have accepted “Get a job, and maybe you can buy yourself one” and “I have no daughter”.
Ha!
How much sharper than a Gucci pin it is to have a thankless donkey.
Sorry, I didn’t read all the way down-thinking the same thing.
Back in the day, when NY NonStop existed and the NBC mile flag was still stolen, but at least bared that logo – wan’t a Donkey flitting around to various Fashion Week events and parties? Now she has time for yoga, the Grammys and the ballet?
PS, she is basically advertising she’s a nobody because she agent has access to those tickets… he just gives them to his top clients.
Is she just basically blowing of he shows today? She tweeted about giving tickets away and she’s gong o the ballet at 3pm.
Why is she in town again?
Fascinating! I just saw this same program the other night! I can’t wait to hear Julia Allison’s take on it!
It’s almost like she’s just given up. We knew she couldn’t get into any good shows or parties, but in the past that hasn’t stopped her from at least pretending she was in demand. She didn’t specify what shows she had tickets for. For all we know, she didn’t have any tickets and she’ll cover it by telling anyone who asks that she’s already given them away.
C’mon, Donkey! At this rate there won’t be any Manniversary trip to Europe. We deserve some entertainment!
I wonder if the word is out on her. I mean, we’ve heard in the past it is and everyone loves to point, laugh and snicker but maybe someone called her out on her shit and she’s not going to even dare to party crash.
Yeah, she’s tweeting about “sleeping in”, during FW. Such a hard worker!
Whoops, I meant her agent has tickets to the Grammys but I’m guessing he’d give them to someone bringing in $$$$$$ to his agency rather than a loud Donkey.
The Duck Dynasty people!
Oh those baughers!! Such cards, all.
Seriously why is this pointless exchange tweet worthy?? She really thinks all of her and her families farts are precious.
Why did she think that was funny/interesting/revelatory re: her mother? Can’t figure out her thought process there.
A guy I dated some time ago does that, constantly posting inane, totally unfunny (makes the Boogers seem like the Cosby family) exchanges between him and his shack up. I think he does it so people will know that he’s living with a woman.
Julia could NEVER wear couture. First the obvious reason, she does not have the means. And second, truly (and don’t kill the messenger) couture designers only want to fit 3 sizes (2-6), that is all.
I was a Chanel Ready to Wear Specialist (buyer) during college and the first piece of Chanel I ever purchased was a pastel pink and blue twinset. I am normally a size 2 and had to purchase the twinset in an American size 8, that’s how small it runs. Insulting to the ego and the wallet alike. (I still have it 15 year later-why it pays to invest in good clothing).
The true couture designers would eat Donkey alive. We had a designer by the name of Zoran in town for his trunk show (ordering ahead of the season-for the men on the page). He designed clothing with no button, zippers, snaps and was all one size (Amish person’s dream). My client, who had spent over $300,000 that year on clothing, was an American size 10, an accomplished business owner, and stunning lady- she put on a $4,500 jacket and $900 pair of pants. Zoran walked up to my client and said “I do not design clothing of fat people. Take it off.” He refused to write or fill the order.
Unless you are front row and a celebrity at a fashion show it’s not really cool to wear a designer or to be dressed by a designer-the industry crowd frowns on it. Usually the big shows are for industry insiders like advertisers/editors, buyers and very rarely a high end customer (spending over 1 million a year) from Saks or Niemans. The reason I know this is that my customer who had been been insulted by Zoran was asked to be a guest at Fashion week for the Prada show (it was a really big deal-strings on ever level were pulled to make it happen). I can assure you whoever wrote in a previous post a few days ago that Donkey was selling tickets to fashion week (was either donkey trying to sound what she thought was impressive) or someone who has never been to fashion week. People with billions of dollars have been turned away from some of the biggest shows.
Donkey will not be dressed by any known designer ever and will continue to wear oompa loompa poof dresses that she begged to wear. She’s too clueless to know that wearing your own clothing unless in the front row is more approriate. You think she would have picked up on that by now since she’s been “covering” fashion week for so long.
It’s not that European sizes run small. It’s that American sizes run wwaaaayyy tooooo big. They are out of step with the rest of the world. American Size 6 is about a 12 in Europe.
True, Americans tend to get defensive and pissy about it though. One of my best friends worked for Oprah and they had to cut the size 10 tags out and sew size 6 in if they didn’t want her to be an absolute bitch. I also had clients by 2 of the same item size 6 and size 8 for fat/skinny days.
Mariah Carey, same deal. She needs to believe she is a 4, apparently, and apparently her minions sew in tags that make her believe she is the size she needs to be.
… which is sad because Mariah looks great and some of us d00dz like curvey women
curvy
Sorry, I had a MMBH moment w/ my keybored [sic]
There’s no 12 in Europe, though. European-manufactured clothes are supposed to be standardized but are all over the map: French 44 is Italian 48 is German 42.
Clothing sizes in every country are just basically useless, and you either have to get measurements or try everything on to see what fits.
In the UK, I guess is what I mean. I order a lot of stuff from British clothing companies. I am an American 4 or 6. The clothes arrive with 10 and 12 tags, and I want to blow my brains out. And most European chains, like Mango, offer British and American sizing on their items and the difference between UK and U.S. sizing is dramatic.
Oh, yeah. But they were never the same. US sizes were first standardized (by agreement from garment manufacturers, and there have been some FTC white papers through the years) with size 14 as the sample size, with 35-28-36 as the fit model’s measurements (at 5’2″). And they have grown in height and volume as the US population did. UK sizes have never been standardized, ever, so they wander all over. Apologies for Daily Mail link, but this is absolutely hilarious.
Deborah Ann Gaetano is fucking gorgeous.
That said, why is she wearing clompers?
Why?
Oh, British sizes look American, but really are not! I am so much bigger in British than American.
i buy a lot of boden online — don’t judge, i am a prep school mom — and us 8 is uk 12
Grammarian: I would never judge. I buy tons from Boden. Cute dresses and I just bought the sweetest yellow collar-less trench for the spring. However, they at least have the decency to sew the American size into the clothes. Dorothy Perkins stuff arrives with the British size and yo, my 6 here arrived with a size 10 tag and it caused trauma.
Albie, that link is fun. I have a less fun story to tell though, something that has scarred me 4 lyf: last year, I bought a size S black jacket that fit just right. I proceeded to browse through the racks, WHILST still in the same shop AND looking at items manufactured by the same brand. I stumbled upon a cotton blouse that looked sort of interesting, and upon closer inspection it turned out to be size XL. I thought: “Hey, this is weird, it doesn’t look that big.” I tried it on, and I swear to Satan it was too tight. Ya get me? Size S jacket, not too small; size XL blouse, too small. Same store, same brand. It was a very Baudelairean moment when I felt a breath of wind from the wings of madness.
I could understand it with one item size S and the other M, due to different cuts or whatever, but S / XL? I don’t think so.
I get vanity sizing and different brands using different measurements etc., plus I also occasionally buy stuff from Asian brands that assume everyone is a tiny (and cute!) Asian, so I don’t freak out when I have to buy XXXL instead of S or M. However, based on the jacket / blouse (same brand!) story, I think one of the problems with sizing is simply the staggering lack of fucks given by some manufacturers. It’s like they subscribe to the Donkey School of Integrity.
I have two skirts (Ralph Lauren, don’t judge, I am a frumpy 48-year-old) in the same style in two different colors. And by “same style” I mean “they are both named Miranda (or something equally idiotic)” but one is blue and white paisley (I SAID DON’T JUDGE!) and one is brown and pale burnt orange paisley.
Blue Miranda is size 12 US; Brown Miranda is size 8 US. They fit exactly the same. It’s not a tag mismark, because I took both Mirandas into the dressing room at sizes 10 and 12, and the Brown Mirandas in those sizes were way too big.
The same exact design from the same maker should be the same size, but my guess is that each color of the skirt was made in a different factory.
And that was when I decided to stop paying attention to sizes forever and only order online stuff if I could get actual measurements in inches or cm.
Exactly. Sizes are useless more often than not in my experience. Which is one more reason I don’t think it makes sense to cling to the notion of being “Perfect 10″ (in British terms; wasn’t there a song with that title back in the 90s?) or size S thankyouverymuch or remove tags to make self feel “thinner” etc. Everyone should just feel free to relax and pay some old bills, is all.
You must be delightful to sit next to at a dinner party.
Ha thank you. I learned so much during those years but have had two lifetimes since then, it was nice to look back (and timely since I’m cleaning out my closets today).
I thought this was really interesting! I love it when catladies/gents share insider-y details.
Sorry, but isn’t couture the one place where you can be as fat as you want, since the stuff is made to your specifications anyway? You just need the insane amounts of money it takes to get appointments and pay for the stuff.
Yes, true couture is one of a kind but it’s based off a model’s body (the muse). You can only add so much fabric, etc. regardless of money. Zoran, Black Label Armani, Chanel, Prada, Gucci etc. is acutally considered Designer Sportwear and not couture. Either way no Donkey allowed.
Yes, but they have to make a whole dress for you from scratch, because as BjB says the existing designs are designed around a size 34 or smaller (German sizes) model’s body. So the pattern makers need to start over. I know Oprah does it, but not sure how many other super-rich fat ladies do. The English couturiers who dressed the late Queen Mother of England hired ladies her height and volume to fit muslins on.
My iPad thought I meant “to fit Muslims on” btw.
Ha. She would not be amused.
hahahaha. Would that be a FATwa? *groan*
*groan*? Nah, it wasn’t terror-able, Nosy
All this sounds so insufferable. I’ll stick to Mumu Barn, thanks. Although, I am on a hunt for a men’s houndstooth scarf and you people owe me.
http://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/ermenegildo-zegna-houndstooth-scarf-item-10243191.aspx
Lovely, but dear god I am so poor. I need to start hooking.
Mama Jacy, won’t you turn some of the RBD donations into spousal support for our papa?
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_17?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=houndstooth+scarf+men&sprefix=houndstooth+scarf%2Caps%2C255
thanks for the link. Now I wants me one!
There we go. That’s more my price point.
This is why I stopped going to fashion week. The cuntitude is off the charts. And they moved to Lincoln Center. And my friends in the fashion industry all had nervous breakdowns and stopped working in the fashion industry and summarily stopped giving me tickets. So. Maybe it was more that than the cuntitude per se. But still.
You want me to lose ten pounds of ugly fat, Zoran? How about I rip off your fucking head?
Ha ha ha ha I cannot believe Zoran was a dick to a lady about being fat; his entire career is made on rich fattish ladies buying his stuff at Saks and Neiman Marcus and Liberty and Printemps and wherever the fattish ladies of Italy shop. Every plump rich lady I know has a wardrobe of Zoran and Eskandar with Eileen Fisher for casual.
i never heard of those first two brands until i went to the older rich lady boutique near me; racks were full of them in only large sizes
This Zoran’s dickish comment reminded me of something I read ages ago, an extremely snotty 80′s London boutique where they had a contraption at the front door so that overweight people literally couldn’t get in the door, physically. And the owner bragged about this! Pretty cuntish, amazing.
NH-OMG that sounds worse than a sorority. Not as mean but kinda funny, I used to super glue quarters and dimes outside the Bennetton I worked at in high school. Hours of enjoyment.
Put in Bravo terms, that “emerald frock” would have had its designer voted off Project Runway at the very first challenge. It’s fine, but it looks like something from Pattern Making 1A. Or the mother/daughter fashion show at the high school.
Dear Greg, she uploading a pick of a proposal on Facebook WHILE SHE’S AT THE BALLET (allegedly).
I’m surprised she hasn’t realized that that is Bieber’s manager’s brother yet. And I hate that I know it but I saw it on his twitter account yesterday.
Who is this Maria Maio on her Facebook, and will someone please punch her in the taco?
Seriously, could she be any further up Donkey’s ass?
Is that the weirdo shilling her makeup artistry whilst sucking up to DonkDonk? Repost her cray, please! I remember some laffs from the past.
i will start a taco punching fund, seriously. I just cannot stand her cray.
Helena:
Julia on facebook:
So today I woke up and decided I wanted to go to the ballet! Concerned there weren’t any tickets left (it’s at 3 pm), I called the NY City Ballet’s number, and due to the storm & lots of subsequent cancellations, there were tons! Not cheap, but worth it. Now I’m headed to Lincoln Center to enjoy two hours of Balanchine. I only wish my Grandmother could come with me … I’m inviting her in spirit.
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Maria Maio She’ll be there all Lilly Pulitzer’d out
and:
Julia on fb:
Soo … Who wants to take me to the Grammys? Anyone? Anyone?? Bueller? Bueller?
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Mike Davis Want to and can are 2 totally different things.
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Maria Maio I say we crash that shit… just sayin’
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Maria Maio pretty sure they wont turn us away.. I will bring my press credentials an a powder puff.. you know all official like
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Maria Maio if those kooky salahi’s could crash the white house gates this should be a piece of cake
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Shelle Mannion Too bad, we just sold our last tickets yesterday. We had six, wish we had known.
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Julia Allison Booooooo
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Maria Maio 6????? sold them???? yesterday????? oy vey, ave maria santa banana! Mon dieu! Ach mein Gott!!
seriously, I cannot stand that bitch.
Seriously, she doesn’t know the Grammys are in LA?
Bwahaha! Thanks, boxie.
Do I understand it well that Ol’ Donk doesn’t even acknowledge this MM loon? It would be fun to know whether the two loons actually met (for high tea or other). Because I don’t know, but maybe Donkula finally got herself a deranged stalker? This “I say WE crash the shit” would sound weirdly possessive from someone 1) I never met and 2) I don’t even respond to online. Of course, Donkster is WELL used to people not responding to her, so maybe this sounds more normal to her than to a sad obese bully like me. Anyway, from the past I remember this Maria Maio character was mostly informing the Donkey over and over again that she is a makeup artist and can paint her Donkey face. Which, I’d estimate her makeup artistry to be on a level similar to Donkey’s journalisting, but at least she appeared to be “hustling” or whatever. Now it sounds like she’s just stupidly yoohooing at Donkey for no reason other than hoping for a Donkey interaction, which, even more fun.
MM HAS painted donkey face before, she’s just angling for another PAYING job to do so again.
Donkey, unfortunately, is not here to make friends, so unless MM is offering to do her makeup for a TV appearance or event (I know, I laughed too) GRATIS, she isn’t gonna bite. MM will die trying, though.
Oh, NOW it all makes sense. MM should have high tea with the poor guy whose dad’s moving company moved Donkey’s shit last year. Although IIRC that guy, unlike our new friend MM, didn’t sound like a tone-deaf tool and has probably happily forgotten about Donkey by now.
Kash Money, you are sexually delicious!!!
As for who wore it best, I’m gonna say the overweight drag queen with the fake hair, tacky accessories and clownish makeup.
Oh sorry, to clarify, I mean the one on the right!
ICE BURN!
As Donkey would say, that is both Amazeballs and HYSTERICAL! (Also, obvs… the girl on the right.)
She wore her grandmother’s paid jacket and the freshwater pearls to he ballet. Why all this grandma obsessing while she’s in NYC? Shes so irritating. When s she leaving again?
Also my theory based on nothing is that Debbie is getting a little distant and she’s freaking which might also explain the recent friending of his Dad on fb. Why now? They’ve been deliriously in love for over six months or whatever.
And she had dinner at Bolud Sud and said BEST DINNER EVER!
1. Wonder who she’s with?
2. She’s definitely trying to yank Debbie’s chain
Earlybird special at Boulud Sud, damn. Wonder if the Ghost of Grandmother was there with her.
A+
Oh, and Debbie lists his location as San Francisco on LinkedIn. So he moved permanently?
Talking of SF, I’m desperate for an update in the next few days about whether Prof and others had a meet up there to observe grifters in the wild.
Or is that later this month? SS, SF.
It was today and I missed it. I’m sad! And it was only a few blocks away from me :/
Great to see you again, Nurse! You’ve been missed.
Yay! Tsaritsa!
Sorry I was away for so long., I’ve missed all youse cat people dearly!
Though it is nice to know that I can take a break from a Downton Abbey marathon and see that Donkey Boo-Boo hasn’t changed a smidgen.
we had a stakeout complete with binoculars
no actual grifters or donkeys were spotted, but you can see what they are up to: #boldsf. they had many a whiteboard tacked up in the windows.
btw, julia is still listed as a mentor on the bold academy website. think she is going to show in SF in the next seven days?
SF-ers, email to join us next time (RBD meetups: not just for stalking!)
She’s supposed to be going on Valentine’s day to meet Devin Stetler.
Thanks, Prof. Hope you guys had fun. Wish I could have been there, but I’m about 18 hours away….by plane.
Her itinerary had her in SF for 14-17Feb I think? As Malf says below, I think the plan was to be with HER MAN!! FOR SEXUALLY DELICIOUS AND ADVENTUROUS VALENTINES DAY!!! Sorry for the allcaps; when I imagine Donkey it always sounds very loud.
It was a bit fruitless as far as grifter-sighting but fun. And the Professor is virtually the anti-Julia Allison.
She also went to the ancient baths/spa in TriBeCa and said it was her second time there and that the experience made her want to move back to NYC. Of course she won’t but my spidey sense is really tingling. I think she’s with some dude.
Ah yes, the “ancient” baths of NYC. Built by the Romans, you know.
It’s the name of the place
http://www.ancientbathsny.com/
Figures she’d like this pretentious place.
I like it because it’s way cleaner than the Russian baths. But agree that it is as pretentious as fuck.
Ah, thanks SS. Alls she had to do was capitalize it to make it clear, but She’s Just Stupid. >gong!<
It's still a dumb name for a spa, I think. Makes me think of centuries of mold, mildew, fungi and athletes' foot, rusted pipes and half-naked old men beating themselves with birch sticks.
She’s the only person who’s ever lost someone to a death didn’t ya know? Poor granny died at the young age of 107 after a life of comfy privilege and seemingly good health. What a tragedy.
I can’t deal w her nyc musings. So glad she got the fuck out of my city. Truly blessed she never discovered brooklyn. She still thinks she’s
Carrie Bradshaw traipsing around to fancy places treating the city like some sort of resort. Go away you fucking hick.
How many of us celebrated when she moved out of her pink boner-killer box here?!
I know. It was so great when she left. I really hate the fact that, when she’s here, she’s stays so close to me. What the hell is she doing here? She’s half-assing FW . Is she really crashing with some friend for a whole week just so she can go out to dinner and spas.
And imply that she’s out with other boys. This is about trying to make Debbie Seltzer jealous.
He’s probably more jealous of her… out with boys! Yum!
I’m sick of her ostentatious My Grandmother mourning and moaning too, another excuse for whatever emotional fuckstorm is allegedly on her tiny brain. probably as an excuse to fuck off on whatever obligations she’s been blowing off. Not to make much of this, but I lost my Dad in October, and I’d never dream of bring it up constantly as some plea for sympathy. She’s the worst.
<333333 oh baby. hugs.
Sorry for your loss.
sorry for your loss
my dad died when i was a teenager. grown ass adults weeping over 90 year old wealthy racist grandparents for more than a minute can step right off the grief and bereavement sweepstakes.
Do we know that NGMB was racist?
“Multiculturalists thwart free speech”
- Marilyn Baugher
Prof Camping posted the most obvious link but “once upon a time” I remember searching around a bit and NGMB really did seem to be quite insensitive about minorities. Some would say in a harmless way (she was a privilege old white person, what could she be expected to know about civil rights, etc). I would say she had the education and the exposure to form an opinion (hello, she lived through civil rights era, had a great education–U Chicago, I think, and lived near a major city). Thank God there were other people from NGMB’s generation that stood up for positive change. Remember–NGMB loved Nixon, hated Kennedy, etc. And Robin Baugher worked for Dick Nixon. I believe she even met Peter Baugher during that time, so it’s safe to assume Petey was a fan of Dick in more ways than one…
Oh no! I’m so sorry for your loss.
I’m so sorry to hear that, Horsie. *hug*
I hear ya. My mother, a Julia in her day, is dying a long, painful, humiliating death from cancer and most of my friends and colleagues don’t know because I don’t bring it up because I am not a fucking weirdo who needs people to let me off the hook re: professional and social obligations/feel sorry for me.
Also — she’s 82. People in their 80s generally do tend to get sick and die.
Strangely enough, you know what else I haven’t done since learning my mother’s likely got a few months to live, at best? Tweeted about how to become an angel investor.
So broken up, our donkey.
Are you dealing with your mom’s situation OK? I hope so.
I wonder what it will be like some day when one of my parents is sick. I’m estranged from them, as are 2 of my other siblings*. Soon it will be 6 years since I spoke to them but really all my life I wanted to get away from them. It was a very troubling situation and inertia took over, they never changed, yada yada. Still, I think when they are sick someday, assuming I hear about it somehow, it might be hard. I know that I could only have a good relationship and life if I got away and luckily they’re 55ish and healthy so hopefully won’t have to think about that for a while…
*ironically the only brother who talks to them is closeted and my parents are conservative Republicans; I’ve always wondered how that works out?
I have never been really close to my mother — she had me late in life as a desperate attempt to stop my father from leaving her and so she never really treated me as anything but an insurance goal and/or a nuisance whom she resented having to mother. But because she is so motherfucking crazy and needy, she has certainly been a larger-than-life presence in my life. She is an NPD headcase extraordinaire. But her illness has humbled her and made her a nicer person, and she’s being very brave and stoic. So I am a bit conflicted about what to feel, why I am feeling it, etc. But I’m OK. I am very close to my siblings, since we all survived her, so we just talk about it amongst ourselves, not on fucking Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Hugs and kitty kat nose taps for all you catpeepz who have lost family members or have family who are seriously ill. It must be really infuriating to see Donkey carry on in the manner she does, parading around in NGMB clothes/jewellery and tweeting/fb’ing all the time. Don’t let the Donk get you down. Us jealous haterz stick together and the basement is here should you need to vent/reminisce/talk things over. I’m only a newbie here, but it’s clear there are many wonderful, caring people that make up this community.
I am sorry to hear this Jacy. I know you’ve been frank (without oversharing) about your ambivilance to your mom and her difficult personality. I hope there is some closure for both of you as it sounds as if the situation might be making her more aware of human limitations.
I wish you all the best, Jacy. It is so hard to be with someone at the end of their life when there is unfinished business between you. Hoping the rest of your mum’s life is as comfortable as possible for her, and for you and your sibs.
I’m glad you have your siblings, Jacy. That must be terribly hard.
It’s not so bad. But thanks, I appreciate the kind thoughts of all you cat peeps. But if I go missing here and there for days at a time, that is likely what I am dealing with.
I’m so sorry, NorseHorse.
Hugs norse horse, I also lost my dad in October, while going through some significant healrh problems. It drives me nuts when people complain about minor issues, and they haven idea what I’ve been through the last 6 months.
Hey, hugs to you to, and to Jacy,and to everyone here with the kind words. I really wasn’t fishing for sympathy, but damn, you people are good people. I meant more that, her NGMB mourning is over the top and manipulative and schemey. And as people have noted, there’s sorrow in all our lives, worse than Julia’s here. We don’t bruit it around constantly is the diff.
XO to everyone though, loveyas honeys.
TOTS over-the-top and manipulative. And really low-rent, to be honest. Have some class, you attention-seeking toolbag.
Wow. So much love and hugs to you Kutt, Norsey and Mama Jacy for everything you’re going through right now.
I fully apologize for being late with my condolences, but it’s really like I’m (for the first time) feeling straight up anger with a donkey. It’s a weird feeling that I don’t even quite understand, so I’ve only been able to comment on her lesser things.
You are real people feeling real things for significant people in your lives and if her nonsense FB post earlier and the latest one are anything to go by, she is once again going to trot out the death of her grandmother for column fodder. Why? Because it was someone who LOVED HER apparently more than she even feels her own parents (who created and continue to enable this monster) ever did. That’s all that matters.
Forget about the woman herself, it’s about JULIA and her usefulness to JULIA even after her passing. It disgusts me on so many levels I seriously just can’t even. It’s so painful to see people legitimately hurting about a loss when this asshat just utilizes such loss for her own means.
I know what you mean, Fool. I had a similar feeling “wow, this donkey is such a vile disgusting piece of shit it’s not even funny anymore” after the “I was inside” incident. And it never completely went away, BTW.
Hugs to you, Knocked Up and Jacy. I am also glad to hear that you and your siblings can support each other during this time, Jacy, and I do hope things get somewhat better between you and your mom. xoxo
The “I was inside” was horrible and definitely still sticks. I guess it was just not shocking to me because I was pretty much onboard with her having lied during her college days about having been raped in order to get out of having to do an assignment and having missed classes. Anyone who has the gall to lie about something so incredibly serious (then years later be FOR ALL THE GIRLS! How can we help, Ashton? Tucker Max paid $X to rape me!) is just… ugh. Not something someone who’d experienced such a horrific thing would see fit to joke about later or candidly discuss when it happened to their OWN MOTHER. Also calls into question every single time she talked about the close relationship she has with her mother. Except, of course, when her mother disowned her because she was being stalked by Jacy – a lawyer in Seattle – or some shit. Like, really. It just takes ONE THING and then it’s like everything comes rushing back!
Agreed. Hugs to all of you! I wish I had something to say that would truly communicate just how much I hope that you all get through these situations with as much peace as possible.
As for a Donkdonk. Why did she bring the blazer/pearls get-up to NYFW? It’s not like she lives in the city/has her closet available. I wouldn’t think that’d be something she pack in her typical PROMMMMMMM filled carry on. You don’t think she actually planned to publicly (faux)grieve do you? That’d be so unlike her…
I am sorry for your loss, Knocked Up, and hope your health problems are better.
I’m sorry to hear about your loss, NH. And my best wishes to you, Jacy, as you deal with your mom.
I don’t have a problem with her mourning her grandmother. I do have a problem with her splaying it all over twitter or facebook or whatever.
I also think there is something wrong in donkmark. No “miss my man so much” tweets or facebook statuses. But she posted a pic from last year when she was eating chocolate because Pancakes didn’t obey her orders to fly to NY to grovel at her feet for Valentine’s day.
She’s definitely being extra braggy. She’s either kicked out of FW (as if she ever belonged in any capacity) or something’s wrong in Devmark.
I’m still holding my breath for her take on the ballet. Here, let me: Interesting choice of ballet programming that each finished with a huge cast finale despite vast stylistic differences, no? The conducting and counting for Stravinsky is pretty exciting, don’t you think? That is some Karinska costuming, huh Donkey?
Also, my best meals ever are the ones made with love by my huscat. But that may just be me. (So sorry, Debbie.)
Something’s Wrong in Devmark would be a brilliant screen name.
It’ll be something like “The ballet was stunning!! I wish I’d never given up dancing”… from the Halloween ballerina who couldn’t even manage a releve in the costume pointe shoes that she wears like stilts.
Thank god she’s not in LA, where she would have full access to all of her stupid tutus/petticoats. I’m sure she would don one if she were and post the fauxto along with something like Tingolayo suggested.
NosferDON’Ttu-tu
Oh fuck off with your rich-kid schtick, Donkey. Fashion week? Ballet? Sykes? If you were really rich I’d see you rocking an Aston, some Hermes “bangles” (see what I did there?), Instagramming the copter in your mommy and daddy’s sprawling yard and showering yourself in the Midas touch of Ace of Spades. Instead you’re hoofing it in five-year worn YSLs, reusing prom dresses even 15 year-olds would laugh at, and halitosis-attacking some poor dentistry student file your low-budg veneer chompers.
The only thing worse than rich kids is some fugly cuntbag pretending like she’s rich and cultured. #houstons #jcrew #chainbitch
Exactamundo!
#chainbitch
SICK BURN!
I assume retweeting her beautiful sister in law (um er oops!) has something to do with reminding Goat Soap where she’s been
Meghan McCain ‏@McCainBlogette
I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
Retweeted by Julia Allison
A+++
Or that Debbie too can easily move on just like Jack did and find someone hot, smart, well-traveled and employed! (Jack’s wedding is in June, I swear, the cray is going to be served with a side of more cray).
Jack’s wedding has to be a huge factor in the soon-to-be aborted three week manniversary “jaunt” through Europe. Among other things, it will give her an excuse to pretend that she is invited to her Best Friend’s wedding, but simply HAS to take some memememememe time to process National Lampoon’s European Donkey Vacation.
OMG that is really smart. She has to do something to be visibly unable to attend the wedding (other than, you know, so not being invited).
I mean that you are smart, Worrisome, for decoding a Donkey’s tangled web of lies. Not that she is smart. She couldn’t be valedictorian of a turnip truck.
That is really insulting to the many fine turnips I have known, Albie.
It is true, Dyspeptic. Turnips are useful and delicious, unlike Julie Albertson. But they are both lumpy!
Oh my gosh, Alb. That is the second time tonight I’ve literally L’ed OL at something you said.
Yay, mccakez! It’s like all the cats are coming home to the basement for Craymas.
Hahahahaha! Debbie is creepy, unemployed, and seems more than a little slow. I don’t see hot, smart women who can take care of themselves financially being particularly interested in him.
Touche, I stand corrected.
I think he must be employed now if he’s moved to SF. If there is tension, maybe it’s from him saying: Hey, I got a job, why don’t you try to get one?
And she would interpret that as Debbie not loving her for who she truly is.
I do believe that’s a checklist violation!!!
Brilliant, Jacy. The Julia in my life starts screeching, “Why do you want to crush my dreams?!,” whenever someone points out that his parents won’t live forever, so he might want to, you know, look into ways to support his children on his own.
Maybe Debbie is growing balls? I don’t have a sister but if I did I really wouldn’t want her dating some loser like Goat Soap and it has nothing to do with him not going to the “right” kind of college or having a “good job”. It has everything to do with him lacking a spine. Now that you raise the possibility of him growing a sac, I don’t know what’s creepier – going along with Julia’s chronic slothfulness or trying to “change” a 33* year old who very clearly only wants to be a “kept woman”.
*birthcray is coming up soooooon
I believe she is turning 32, not 33. You are slipping.
Must be a glitch in TigerNet, JFA.
Maybe European Love Tour 2013 is in jeopardy. I don’t know many employers who give 3 weeks vacation within the first 6 months of employment.
She’s probably constantly texting him and screaming at him for not having time for her or liking any of her Facebook posts. How fuck, Debbie?
Malf, “How fuck, Debbie?” is going to be my new WTF. Namaste.
He’s probably just there for contract work that will be done by the time he needs to jet off with Le Donk. And it’s not only the three weeks in Europe, but a week in Tahoe coming up for birthcray.
His fb still says he lives in LA.
Oops, guess I was wrong on Donk’s age.
Hopefully her gelding remembers her birthday and plans another birthday chicken party. I can’t wait!!1
“Her gelding.” I just howled out loud in a quiet public place.
Debbie has updated his website with lots of case studies. My guess is that he is finally facing financial reality, looking for some freelance contract work and knows he has to stop being Donkey’s neutered lapdog to do that. I also get the feeling he likes traveling a lot and maybe isn’t so inclined to settle down and get hitched to donkey with a ticking biological clock. But if this is true, the whole reserving their married domain names baffles me. I don’t think he did this just as a defensive move.
My pet theories on that are either that Donkey brow beat him into it or that Donkey registered the domains herself under his name.
Jelly Roll:
Meghan McCain ‏@McCainBlogette
I’ll tell you in another life, when we are both basement catpeople.
Retweeted by Julia Allison
Who was MMcain tweeting this to? Was it to Donkey, or is Donkey just forcing her way into other people’s twitter conversations again?
Julia’s comment: “Have you ever wanted to simply eat tuna straight out of the can?”
Or maybe: “I wonder what it would be like to do a BM and then cover it up with tiny hard pellets.”
Or maybe: “Last night I went into the alleyway, fucked someone random and yowled about it until someone threw a shoe at me.”
Except her response to the last would probably have been “Do it again and hope they throw the other one because, hey, free shoes.”
Okay, I’m dead.
Jeez, I thought the first one was real– that’s totally something she would post, the whimsical, free-spirited scamp! So kooky, so unconventional.
It was just a general tweet – which is why it’s extra weird that laDonk retweeted it.
Now MegaT’s tweeting to Laura Ingraham and Glenn Beck that they once hurt her, and could they please call her so they can talk.
Wondering when Donk’s going to retweet that and add her support for “all the bullied girls”!
Checklist Violation would be an excellent screen name.
Reply fail.
Crawling back to the basement now.
Yep, it would. Brilliant of Jacy. I love how the user names originate.
Heh heh…
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/horsemeat-found-in-british-supermarkets-may-be-donkey-8489030.html
bwahahah! My cat is looking at me wondering why I just burst into laughter.
She tweeted that she wishes the baths were naked and single sex or couples because its so sexy . Gross image
God, she gives me fardo.
Wow. She really wants someone to ride the skin tags. I hope Dev took all his belts when he moved out.
I love how she has to go to expensive spas to escape her very stressful existence of not having a job and not paying her own bills. Nonstop staying up til 5am Facebooking, not waking up for work the next day, hanging out with her fellow unemployed boyfriend, and having literally zero real world responsibilities gets ROUGH.
seriously what is she relaxing from? what is her life? I can’t deal – she is 10x worse than the julia in my life, who drives me up the wall with how “busy” she is (parents pay for apartment and all expenses, university part time and behind in all of her two courses, works at a job where she can facebook 100% of the time 6 hours a week) and how tired she is and overwhelmed and “how much she has going on.”
Yeah, let’s not forget she is about to go on a three fucking week European vacay followed by (or precipitated by?) a one week tahoe bday bash for herself. She’s an asshole. I take comfort in the fact that she has no human emotions so it’s not like she’s enjoying any of it.
SO BUSY is the new SO BLESSED
Actually, she said it was “sexist.”
I’d ask her WTF, but it makes as much sense as anything else she ever says.
That’s funny. This new “sexual awakening Julia” skeeves me out.
She reminds me of the “bags of sand” scene in 40 Year-Old Virgin. No one who has and enjoys sex talks about it the way she does.
So gross. She and Debbie are soooo gonna be one of those aging balding overweight hippie couples on Real Sex 248 in 20 years…at a group sex self affirmation couples reconnection nudist yoga retreat, chanting and studying/acting out the karma sutra on camera. Ew. Do not want. They will be like the couple played by Will Ferrell and Rachel Dratch, Lovahs or whatever…being all spiritual new age-y and overshary/PDA’ing and everyone around them gags. They are basically that now. Just stop.
I’d say the Garrick Club was the most sexist place ever, but what do I know.
My vote goes to Augusta National, recent window dressing notwithstanding.
Augusta National admitted a conservative female billionaire and a neocon GW Bush cabinet member with a Ph.D.. That doesn’t scream diversity to you?
She’s tweeting from Carolina Herrera, confirming I really should just go back to not following her. “Ladylike decadence!” Oh boy, the random thesaurus fashion review generator is at it again.
Love this. How many shows has she been to “this season?” One?
https://twitter.com/JuliaAllison/status/301000342848536576
She always goes to Herrera. She must have a contact in that camp.
I used to kinda like Herrera. But association with donkeys tends to reduce my estimation.
Also, the particular outfit Donk that chose to illustrate her point is completely fug.
The photo she posted of the Herrera show has a model with boobs sagging down near the belt, and the long skirt has a (faux?) fur edged hem.
A Donkey can relate because she has a low-hanging muff and, without her chicken fillets, sagging boobs of her own. This could be why she loves Pancakes’ belt so much; at least her boobs can be close to a part of him.
(Calm down, Donkey. Satire. Actualize.)
+1 for “Actualize”
I thought Virginia Woolf was dead, but here she is turning an old Hudson’s Bay blanket and a muskrat into a skirt.
Almost nevers mother in law is friends with CH-I’m sure she bugged for an invite.
I remember 5 or 6 years ago she was asking for guys to take her to the Super Bowl but said she wouldn’t make out with them. Who’d waste a ticket on that?
It truly is a cold day when even Jimbo is off the donkey train with a “NEXT!”. A cold day, indeed.
As the world turns.
Delurking here. This may be completely out of line to post but it is publicly online. Has this wedding photo of [Redacted] ever been seen/discussed?!
http://blog.noahkalina.com/post/28419863484/jake-and-robin-20120722-just-married
I think it’s hilarious and they both look amazing but yowza!
You might want to label that NSFW, eyeball bleach required.
Yes. Yes it has.
Penis.
The pencil dick was discussed at length. Ahem.
Pencil? {looks at picture again}
That’s one thick pencil….
I looked again and I stand by my statement
Her labia are the size of Debbie’s balls.
Sorry but who are these people?
He reads Ayn Rand, she has a dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnce company.
Both are free spirits and much better and freeer and more spiriter people than you.
I see their free spirit and raise them an ounce of respect.
He sees your ounce of respect and raises….*ahem*
His mom is awesome.
TRUF.
Seconded on that
haha yes and I love it/them/his mom so thanks for the refresher!
Oh god, dadsers has flown in for he day to go to a fashion show with her. These people suck.
Wowsie. Someone must have had a melt down.
Maybe he’ll stage a 5150.
Think she got dumped?
Then again, Daddy in town means FREE DINNER
She has no job and can fly home whenever she wants. She probably hasn’t wanted to go home because both parents are anti-Debbie and/or are going to ask her when the fuck she’s going to get a job. If he flew to her, something must be up.
Dadsers likes attention as much or more than Donkey does. He’s also a practicing attorney. It’s entirely possible that he’s in town on business and stayed an extra day to muck out the stall and pose for a fauxto op.
Plus, you just know the “I’m so sad granny died” bit also: makes dadsers putty in her hands. (wonder how often she’s used the ngmb allegiance to play her dad against her mom) AND serves to let her bring up “so when are you guys going to get that house sold?”
did she post that on her FB? it’s not on twitter.
Pettifogger’s Angels.
God, she is such a tool.
Yes on Facebook
Tights and Jewel tones with a retread pose. She’s so unoriginal and ordinary, I’d almost rather see her in a tutu
Is that her Grimace? To clarify, I was talking about her face.
Isn’t that picture from 2 years ago? I spy Jordan and Lasagna, so it can’t be from this week.
Maybe even three years ago, I think? Pancakes was 2011; Jordo was long gone by then.
Yes, I discovered the Amazing Burro Show in summer 2010 and Jordan was already a sister of the past by then.
Does Daddy not ask where her “sisters” are from three years ago? So many sisters, so many former friends. Would that not give you pause as a parent?
Fat jelluz haters, one and all!
I can see how that gets lost amongst the 1,543,211 hints that his daughter is a raging personality disorder, and a donkey.
I swear it’s like they forcibly remain blind because they don’t want to come to terms with having failed completely as parents so far as she’s concerned. Their 2nd child seems to have come through, grown up and adjusted just fine, but maybe that’s more on HIM than them. They can’t understand what they did wrong with the first one and the WORST part is that they don’t even want to know or try to correct it (late as it is for that, really). I’m not even sure they hate Debbie so much as they know he isn’t about to be the one to take a donkey off their hands/out of their responsibility.
One could really only hope that Pettifogger’s flight to NYC to accompany his daughter for yet another completely pointless attendance at Fashion Week came with a very requisite “come to Jesus” talk. One could really only assume it didn’t and things aren’t changing a bit when he leaves. C’est la vie.
Pettifogger looks so pleased with himself in that photo. He also looks like a complete tool.
I think you guys are right. He loves the attention too. Donkey had to get it from somewhere. She probably was encouraged to be a special, spechul snowflake or else it was a case of desperately trying to compete with her brother (and losing) and the parents patting her on the head and dismissing her; leading to bigger and bigger attention seeking antics from Donkey. Ugh, it gives me rages and the sadz to think of all that wasted money, education, opportunity etc.
I think they “forcibly remain blind” because they refuse to even consider that they have “failed completely as parents”.
And ‘come to Jesus’ talk = hahahah! Love it.
I swear it’s like they forcibly remain blind because they don’t want to come to terms with having failed completely as parents so far as she’s concerned.
It’s not *like* they forcibly remain blind, they *definitely* forcibly remain blind. They not only enable, but encourage her assholery.
It still cracks me up that Dad$er got all indignant about what’s said here and fired off those laughable letters to people here, while not saying a word about the pics of her in bra and panties, sitting on a random old man’s lap while sucking on a cigar and spreading her legs to the camera.
Or how this place was somehow interfering with her professional image (yeah, you can giggle, too!), but wearing the Easter Whore outfit to church then snapping pics of her in that get-up next to Mom$er doesn’t.
I can only wonder what he thinks of his little Second Date Blowjob Queen.
Katrina Zilch was in this picture, so I don’t think this was before 2010. Katrina was part of the “NonBusiness” for a relatively short time, mostly in 2010, I think. (Someone correct me if I’m wrong, which is entirely possible. Keeping track of the “sisters” is tougher than partial differential equations.)
Feb 6, 2010 – Nov 9, 2011
Those are the first and last dates of her posts on the horizontal scrolling turd.
Hmm, it could be 2009 as well because I remember that Jordan bolted from HS around February of ’10.
Donkey used to use Zilch for tickets before Zilch formally became a “sister” (NS contributor). So my guess is the Spring 2010 FW which would’ve been in Fall of 09.
Also, Lasagna started looking hefty in 2010 and I remember people asking if she was knocked up with a “Ravioli”. Lasagna looks good in this picture, so Fall 2009 is my final guess.
Wrong, AFF
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
NonSociety Announces Launching of Style Contributor Katrina Szish
New York, NY – February 8, 2010: NonSociety, an online social platform wherein the contributors share their opinions via their personalities with an interactive audience, announces the launching of their newest contributor, style expert and television personality Katrina Szish. Just in time for New York Fashion Week, Szish joins the current NonSociety team — domestic bliss expert Jordan Reid and founders Julia Allison and Meghan Asha — and will kick-off her NS lifecast with coverage of the Fall 10/11 collections.
yadafuckingsnoozeyada
How hilarious that she put out a press release on this shit. Sooooo funny.
“an online social platform wherein the contributors share their opinions via their personalities with an interactive audience” = A FUCKING BLOG. My god that never stops being funny to me. You are describing a blog, you moron. It’s not a special pink princess fairy corporation and you are not a “founder” of anything.
And I know of you like Jordan, but “Domestic Bliss Expert” is absolutely ridiculous and means nothing. And she’ll never get a complete pass from me for participating in this jokey shitshow.
Also yeah I’m gonna guess JA wrote that. It’s wordy for no reason and just a jumbled mess that conveys nothing.
“Donkey used to use Zilch for tickets before Zilch formally became a “sister” (NS contributor). So my guess is the Spring 2010 FW which would’ve been in Fall of 09.”
Brayella, I specified that she had hung out with Zilch at FW *prior* to Zilch “joining” NonBusiness.
As I suspected, Zilch became an official “sister” in early 2010, but she spent time with Donks at FW the prior season.
Oh wait, Zilch and Jordacted overlapped? Interesting… I guess that does contradict my guess. I can’t keep up with all the “sisters”.
May I ask where she landed after she was launched?
Fall 2009 is my final guess is what I was responding to — here’s D0nkey & Dad$er in the same duds (scroll down) w/ date of Feb 22, 2010.
Katrina had just come onboard. There was even some tweet stuff between she & D0nkey about all D0nkey’s “NS Girls” going to Asspen for Birthcray.
[Jordacted] got stranded; Kenny got fired; the Eagle Flew at Midnight (or w/e that plant in the comments was, way back then).
Everything but D0nk’s pelts unraveled Feb ’10.
Oops. link http://juliaallison.com/tag/fashion-week/page/6/
I just went to look at the eunuch Debbie Seltzer’s corporate website and noticed a signal absence of his world-class redesign of JuliaAllison.com.
Hmmmmmmmmmm…
too early — what?
Not sure how long it’s looked as it does now, but Debbie’s site is now copyright 2013 and a 2010 design of his has a spot in his portfolio of work, whereas donkey’s site (which we know – with shirtless photographic proof – he did in 2012) is nowhere to be found.
“Curious by nature and adventurous by habit, he integrates his discoveries of the world and people into his trade to build solutions with character and substance. He prides himself on bringing integrity to his creations – and never missing a deadline .”
I guess having your name hijacked in google results attached to someone representing NONE of these things might cause an issue when it comes to actually getting hired for work. Maybe he went to SF and someone informed him she was career kryptonite. Greg knows he wouldn’t have figured that out otherwise.
Thanks, Leffy.
Tonight I: watched The Bachelor, read a love poem by Robert Louis Stevenson, penned a Valentine’s Day card, wrote a column about love and loss to be published Feb 14th, and ate 5 (gf) cookies. I am a cliche of a woman right now.
No, wrong there, Donkster fuckhead, you’re a cliche of a 13 yr old spoiled brat.
And can’t believe this (gf, yeah right) idiot is STILL peddling the tale of Granny’s demise for (pissy) money and sadz attention. I think I may have been following this little train-wreck soap opera for too long . She used to amuse me, now I just hate the bitch.
SERIOUSLY. I didn’t read comments to see you said the same but are you KIDDING me? First of all, no, none of that shit is going down on MY V-day and I seriously can’t. I can’t.
“penned” a V-day card? Have a seat.
“wrote a column about love and loss”? if this is about NGMB again she needs to have several stadiums full of seats and take every single damn one of them. Straight up gross, wrong and disrespectful.
“ate 5 (gf) cookies”? Is that supposed to be “I was good/controlled!” ED talk? I just… no. “I had 5 of them, but they were gluten-free, so…”
Just… stop everything. Stop everything right now, donkey.
you are not a cliche of a woman. you are a big failure. leave us womenfolk out of this – we want nothing to do with you.
I love your user name.
Also: Donkey, you are a human rights violation.
She just thinks she is so precious and adorable. She is mistaken. Just shut the fuck up, you dim, cliched sad sack.
Also I love her recent FB post which is honestly one of the cheesiest proposal thingies I have ever seen, a guy kneeling in front of his gf and proposing in front of a van gogh painting. “Whoa, this is magical!” She adds. HOly lord in heaven STOP. You are 32 goddamn years old, grow the fuck up and get over your wedding obsession, that is one of the most cliched vomitorious things I have EVER SEEN. It’s an anonymous couple in the midst of a rather trite proposal, who fucking cares??? This is the shit that touches her. She really is the walking embodiment of a hallmark card.
Except that sometimes people are happy to see a Hallmark card.
WHAT IS SO FUCKING MAGICAL ABOUT A CHEESY PROPOSAL??? Jesus, did the guy hire the photographer to follow him and his girlfriend into MOMA? So corny! She is just so corny for thinking this shit is “magical.” It’s literally retarded.
JFA. Breathe. You forgot who we’re discussing here. You forgot that you’re talking about someone who hinges on her identity as being “different”, “creative”, “special snowflake”, “unique” when it would be NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE if not IMPOSSIBLE ALTOGETHER to make her more trite and basic than she is. Remember this.
LOL. I sometimes cannot handle the trite!!!! Especially when she tries SO HARD to be SO INTELLECTUAL (ballet! poetry! Lots and lots of back!).
Georgetown University graduate right here.
“Lots and lots of back” is especially funny in the light of JP’s post.
She’s up until 5am again, I’m guessing no morning shows to go to today? I can’t believe she’s not leaving until Thursday. Also…what a shitty houseguest. Up all night, sleep all day…
Have we ever talked about the fact that Debbie doesn’t lst his relationship status on hs fb page? Or have photos of donks up? Maybe that’s because he’s not my friend, but no one would think this guy had a girlfriend just scanning his page.
I take that back…you can see donks in photos where she tagged him.
I wonder if it’s on his Grindr page?
Chortle.
He def still has it on his page that he is in a relationship wit hher, if she has on her page “In a relationship with Devin Stetler,” because I believe she couldn’t put that if he didn’t also have it on his FB. But he made it unviewable to public. Not sure if it was viewable to public before, but I sort of remember it was?? I am not sure. He’s def not publicizing the shit out of their relationship in any case. Could be that he is simply more normal than she is/not perpetually 12 years old.
*EMERALD* green with envy! Julie’s posting FB pic of the Jenny Packham show! Breathing through my anger and reminding myself I only have about a week and a half till my apt to try on wedding dresses (Jenny Packham trunk show in DC…whoot)!ARG! Why can’t I blow off my job and play fashion journalist for a day?!?!?! Shut up about my Jenny, Donkey!!! She’s MINE!
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Julia Allison
about an hour ago near New York, NY.
I’ve covered New York Fashion Week for 12 seasons, and every year I have a handful of truly magical moments. Jenny Packham’s show was one of those. I bow to a designer who can channel femininity, grace, beauty and elegance with such intensity. Wow, wow, wow
Of course trotting out the whole “12 seasons” thing. Yes, yes you are very important. She never stops using “magical” for everything.
If someone knows about femininity, grace, beauty and elegance, it’s a LOUD filthy clumsy clomping imbecile donkey clad in too-tight polyester and adorned with greasy pelts, frosty white eyeshadow and four frosty white veneers who likes to show her unfortunate hind legs to the world. Also, Easer KinderWhore.
You are on fire these days.
And the Easer typo is hilarious.
I’m home battling a flu / cold / whatever. As I’m sure many sad obese haters can testify, it increases the snark.
HEH about the Easer typo. It sort of does work, doesn’t it.
Seriously! I picture her in a white, floor length, super-sparkles version of the “Never-in-Style Donkey Unifrom” for her wedding…not Jenny Packham! Note to Julie….your rafta ass won’t fit!
OT — another Chris Dorner standoff unfolding – coverage: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-live-cop-killer-chris-dorner-shoot-out-with-police-in-progress/
This guys is psycho!
OK, we have to submit some Donkeyisms to this Tumblr but it provides no way to submit shit and I am no long on Tumblr.
Cat ladies, activate!!!
http://tweetpairing.tumblr.com/
LOL’g at the conspiracy tweets but wow, for-realz psychos: https://twitter.com/WeRChrisDorner
https://www.facebook.com/WeAreAllChrisDorner
Jelly Roll posted this further up thread, but I thought it bears reposting in case it was missed:
“As for a Donkdonk. Why did she bring the blazer/pearls get-up to NYFW? It’s not like she lives in the city/has her closet available. I wouldn’t think that’d be something she pack in her typical PROMMMMMMM filled carry on. You don’t think she actually planned to publicly (faux)grieve do you? That’d be so unlike her…”
Considering Donk has posted her upcoming ‘column’ will be, once again, about “love and loss” and the basement is laying bets it will be about NGBM (oh hahah, well, actually it will be about JULIA, but ostensibly about NGBM), was Donk’s wearing of the blazer/pearls so she would have a fauxto of herself in it to include in the column? Possibly accompanied by a corresponding photo of NGBM wearing it at one time? It would surely be a great way of taking up even more column inches by having 2 photos in it, and thereby saving Donk from having to squeeze out more words (and faux tears). It would have the added benefit of saving everyone from having to read more of her ‘writing’. Can you imagine how insufferable this already ineffably insufferable creature will be come the OMG 1 year anniversary of NGMB’s death? And which charity is Donk’s ‘fee’ for this ‘column’ be donated to? Headbands for Ho’s?
This totally makes sense. Nothing spontaneous about the trip to the ballet then. All planned. Gross.
For those of you with ailing/dying relatives I guess I can officially join the club. I’m a full grown up in school and I keep crying in intervals. My grandpa who was the healthiest, most together 90 something year old got admitted to the hospital for a fall over the weekend. Had to stay because they found all this extra stuff wrong with him (most likely because he was so stubborn about going to the doctor) and seemed to be doing a lot better and might have even gotten to go home. I just got a phone call he had a heart attack and is now unconscious and on a respirator and they’re giving him last rites because they don’t know if they can wean him off of it. All I can think is how I feel like such a piece of shit for not going to visit him right away when he was in the hospital. Instead I was always doing homework or going to rehearsal or class or whatever. I had one phone call with him where he could barely talk because he was so thick tongued from pain killers. I feel like the worst most neglectful granddaughter in the world and even more awful for my mom. Maybe that makes me one step away from Julia for being a grown up and feeling terrible about this but so be it. I feel like someone dropped me into an alternate universe. It was such a good day and now it’s all different.
Don’t feel bad. When we are younger and these thing happen, either we are clueless (until it happens to us) or in denial. Don’t beat up on yourself, as you get older (if you are not an asshole) you get more tuned in to the plight of aged relatives. As the trite saying goes, live and learn.
Do NOT beat yourself up. Grandparents certainly would not judge you for not getting there to visit. They really don’t, especially if they know you have a lot going on in your life, and are not at ComicCon doing sweet dick all. So seriously, don’t add to your grief by piling guilt on top of it. You already feel bad enough.
All we can do is our best. You did your best and didn’t understand the urgency of your grandfather’s condition (and maybe nobody did?) so you called to tell him you loved him instead of dropping everything to be at his side. That’s okay, really it is.
I am so sorry for the loss that’s facing you and your family. Your love for your grandfather really shines through in your post. I feel sure that it came through to him in your phone call.
All my best to you.
wise advice here – our thoughts are with you skye.
joining the club, it’s been a weird week: my dad passed away back in new zealand three years ago, and now someone has hacked his email. i keep getting messages from his address – quite an emotional shock seeing his name in my inbox.
Ah geez, that’s like when I started getting junk mail at a new address in my mother’s name 10+ years after her death, & my last name had even changed. I never could piece together how that happened.
MM – xtra.co.nz & yahoo were hacked over the weekend & everyone’s accounts sent spam messages to everyone in their address list. I’m sorry to hear that that happened to you.
I am thinking he is lucky to have you for a granddaughter, judging by what you have expressed here. Hang in there.
I think grandparents prefer to know their grandchildren are living a full life. The greatest gift you can give them is the joy they feel even when facing the end knowing that you are livinga productive, fun life. When my grandfather was dying I too was in college and he wanted to give me money to pay for my classes. I didn’t take it because my youth didn’t understand that he knew this was his end.
In hindsight, I wish I did take it. Only for the reason I now recognize it would have been his last gift and he would have felt true peace knowing it went to something good.
Your grandfather would want you to be there for your mother – his daughter – because he’ll want to know his own daughter has someone who loves her just as deeply as he does. I guarantee he would not want you to feel guilt or regret.
She is such hick. Matt Damon is ‘normal’ … ‘ya’ll’ My God her life sucks.
What the fuck was that tweet all about? Is Matt Damon known for being a crazy-ass celebrity weirdo? He married an ordinary non-celebrity and has four kids and by all accounts is the most “normal” guy in Hollywood. Why is she such a stupid motherfucking dumb-assed cliched moron?
Well, she probably thought this was a real thing: http://www.tvguide.com/News/Matt-Damon-News-Toilet-Strike-1060889.aspx?rss=breakingnews&partnerid=mediaite&profileid=breaking
Look it’s not like I thought he’d live forever or that he’s not old. I know that. Its just what happened to just dying in your sleep? Why force people into making these decisions. This is fucking awful. I’d rather have him just gone peacefully in his sleep. Not this lunacy. This is crazy playing a waiting game. And my poor mom. This is her dad and it breaks my heart. She lost her mom 3 years ago. That’s the worst part of this is seeing the effect that its having on her. You’re never ready to have your parents go. I hope and pray so so much that my parents just go peacefully in their sleep when they’re a ripe old age and after having had a nice day. I will probably lose it even then. But this just breaks my fucking heart into a million pieces.
I sometimes think that when a loved one lingers, it serves the purpose of allowing us to come to terms w/ their passing & ultimately to let go in an unselfish way, as in wanting them to suffer no more rather than to remain here for is.
Sorry, I’m not articulate, but I hope that helps, & I hope you & yours find peace.
(*is meant to be ‘us)
You’re right Brayella and perfectly articulate. Either way it sucks for those left behind.
I know I don’t want anyone feeling a moment of guilt or remorse when I go. That said, since we all reach the end anyway, I just want everyone to to be ok and to know I’m ok. And that things happened just as they were supposed to.
My deepest condolences to your mom. My dad passed this past October. The worst was that we had to see it coming for over a year, after he was diagnosed with cancer and operating couldn’t remove it all. The bitch of it was that he had had a heart attack back in the mid-90′s and had lived for quite a bit longer than his bypass surgeon had initially told him he would. I really expected to get a call one night that the end was sudden and quick. But nope, we had to see it coming in slow motion. I was out of state and couldn’t be there through most of it, but I was happy that I got to fly back and see him a few months before the end, when he could still hang out some.
At 76 I think he had quite a few good years though, and the I’ll always appreciate the lady that did his bypass surgery giving him over a decade and a half more of time he wouldn’t have had otherwise.
My condolences to you Snowflake. My dad had a stroke 5 years ago on the same day my sister was giving birth to her daughter. It was a day of extreme highs and desperate lows. We, (my siblings and I), always thought my father would have a sudden end. Especially because of his hard-living lifestyle choices. He’s still here, half the man he used to be yet damaged enough that he doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.
He’s 72 and I hope he makes it longer.
Ever since that ‘day’ every time I see my parents’ number on my caller ID my heart skips a beat not knowing it could be the goodbye I’m dreading.
Hey all! It has been a while. I just wanted to report a REAL LIFE Donkey sighting — my first one in about four years. Right near the Time Warner Center area, bright pink jacket, looking fairly normal and just texting walking across the street. Just wanted to report! Crazy to see her in real life.
you should have yelled PROMMMMM at her to see what she would have done…
A+. PROMMMMMM!! = LOOOOOONACY!!
Melting that is weird. Maybe it’s like he’s saying a very prank like hi. I am so messed up. Not going to school tomorrow. Going to the hospital instead. No idea how I am gonna sleep. I want to crawl into a dumb rom com movie or something. All this stuff just hurts so bad. The worst is that my mom is going thru this. But also? My supposed “friends” from my hometown all turn farting wrong into a 5 alarm fire for each other and go into handholding overdrive. I definitely updated a status of mine on Facebook (go ahead, roll your eyes, ha ha) about this day sucking hardcore. Zip. Nada. I am totally directing all my bad feelings at them right now. I just can’t get over this…what happened to just passing away peacefully in your sleep at a ripe old age? Sorry for emotionally vomiting all over here. I feel so Julia-esque right now.
I’m so sorry. I hope you can get some sleep tonight and that you can see him tomorrow.
The last time I saw my grandma she was in the hospital with cancer and I didn’t know she was terminal. I had just graduated from college and was moving to Seattle shortly thereafter. The last thing she said to me was “Enjoy Seattle” in a voice very unlike her – she was a very chirpy woman and the way she said it was more like a blessing.
I didn’t make the funeral (I was nannying for a pregnant woman out of the country; her husband was setting up their new home in the US and I couldn’t leave her), and I have always felt shitty about that. I do honestly feel like my grandma gave me her blessing the last time I saw her and she wouldn’t have begrudged me for (my?) not being there.
TL/DR: Grandparents understand, I think better than parents sometimes. Good thoughts to you.