Julia Allison, frequent butt-squirter who infrequently adheres to her strict gluten-free diet, is gushing about her plans for an extravagant European vacation, fresh off the hooves of begging for someone, ANYONE, to pay her $6200 rent that she can’t afford. Yes, our Donkey-Ho-Tay is going to Spain! And she needs your help!
Devin and I are planning a three week trip to Europe this coming May (for Meagan Marks’ wedding in Spain, but also to travel around, and celebrate our one year anniversary!) If anyone has suggestions of where we ABSOLUTELY should go (or if they know friends … particularly friends with castles, LOL, message me!) And what do you think of Venice at that time of year? Romantic or overdone?
If you can please plan the entire itinerary for their romantic vacation. This sexy pair of lovers are currently preoccupied with the enjoyment of their permanent vacation. And be sure her pretty, pretty princess fantasies receive the royal treatment by arranging for free stays in castles. She’s willing to bring her own tiaras. Just one caveat: there will be no Debbie does Donkey in either Lake Como or Milan. Julia would be quick to remind you of noses past when previous lovers would fly her to Europe on a whim because she set her pussy powers to “Gold Digging Whore.”
Wow, this lampoon of a European vacation is four months away, and Julia is already reminding her unemployed boyfriend that she didn’t have to foot the bill the last time she went to Europe with a dude.