Donk’s FB post on “rebounding” — such a ringing endorsement when you can’t even be arsed to write your own review of the product and instead lift directly from the website like the lazy weasel you are.
Health Recommendation: Has anyone ever tried a rebounder? I did some research on rebounding when I was still living in NYC and found www.QiBounding.com had the best rebounders – and have had a pink rebounder from QiBounding ever since. I try to jump every single morning – it’s amazing for your joints and your lymph system.
The rhythmic bouncing motion of rebounding stimulates the lymph fluid’s circulation throughout the body. Lymph fluid – which you have twice as much of as blood – acts as the body’s metabolic garbage disposal system and is directly related to the immune system. Here’s the catch: the lymph system does not have a pump (like the blood has the heart) and only moves when you move.
Rebounding, which is all about movement, gives your lymphatic system and therefore your immune system a fantastic boost. and has a harmonizing influence on your thyroid at the same time.
From the QiBounding’s website:
The Lymph fluid
The rhythmic bouncing motion of rebounding stimulates the lymph fluid’s circulation throughout the body. Lymph fluid – which you have twice as much of as blood – acts as the body’s metabolic garbage disposal system and is directly related to the immune system. Here’s the catch: the lymph system does not have a pump (like the blood has the heart) and only moves when you move.
Rebounding, which is all about movement, gives your lymphatic system and therefore your immune system a fantastic boost. and has a harmonizing influence on your thyroid at the same time.
What??!?!? So what???? What’s the big deal??? Don’t take it so seriously!!! Who cares?? I find it strange that you care so much!!! I am a journalist!! There is no such thing as self-plagiarism!!! How can I plagiarize on Facebook??!? That is impossible!!! I am doing QiBounding a favor!! They don’t care if I plagiarize from their website!!! They’re paying me, I can do what I want!! The rules don’t apply to me!! What’s the big deal?? Who cares???
What??!?!? So what???? What’s the big deal??? Don’t take it so seriously!!! Who cares?? I find it strange that you care so much!!! I am a journalist!! There is no such thing as self-plagiarism!!!
Unless she wrote the copy for the QiBounding site, it’s plain old plagiarism, not self-plagiarism.
I know, I was just trotting out one of her other brilliant observations as a “journalist.” Love that she defended that guy so passionately only to see him get fired in disgrace.
She is a total jinx. If she likes or endorses you, RUN LIKE HELL!
All I’m hearing when I read this is Fred Armisen as Joy Behar. “So what?! Who cares?!”
“So what? Who cares??” was my first username back in the day….Memories…
#HowDareYou
#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre
She, “did some research”! She’s like Marie Curie or Jonas Salk. Give her a break, trampoline research is hard!
Calm down!
You non-bounders are so negative.
You need to stimulate your lymph fluid because biology!
The universe will provide.
Cheezy skillets!
“I did some research” = copy & paste from one source. Let’s not forget that this is how many of her Tribune Media Services internationally-syndicated technology column Social Studies was written.
Exactly!
She is a walking, braying concussion.
I was actually a “journalist” out of college and found it so tedious to basically rewrite press releases I found another profession. You need to put your time in humping lower level crap like this assignment in your 20′s and then you love up – supposedly – to higher level vision positions. But in her defense, some of these PR releases are basically written for you. And it’s total bullshit to rewrite a product description “in your own words” anyway. Journalist = salesman.
The problem is that she didn’t credit it. All she needed to do was write: “From the QiBounding website …” and put it in quotes.
But even on a Facebook post shill, she cuts and pastes without credit and tries to pass off someone else’s prose as her own. God she is dumb, lazy and demented.
I’m a journalist (or at least I am when I’m not unemployed; right now I’m freelancing while I look for FT work), and that’s not entirely accurate. There are few jobs I’ve encountered when what I’m expected to do is rewrite press releases — if that’s what you’re doing as a journalist then you’re working for the wrong people.
My thoughts exactly.
Same for me, too. Press releases are for helping me decide whether to cover something, and if I do, to give me basic background info that I don’t have to pester someone to get.
If an employee is very young and has few clips or references, a media outlet will often put him/her in a “rewrite press releases” role for a few months while the editors make sure that he/she is a functional human who is able to meet deadlines and doesn’t plagiarize (Certain people would not have passed muster…) and also assess what kind of beat he or she would be best suited to. If you’re not out of this role within a year, your employer sucks, because either they value you enough to give you real work or they should have the balls to politely let you go.
Sorry you had a shitty job, but a) that isn’t what journalism as a whole is about, and b) that’s irrelevant to Julie’s Facebook shill, because that’s not journalism.
this is exactly what is wrong with the fashion/lifestyle bloggers: they are just shills calling themselves journalists
OT, but Jeep has apparently paid for MMBH to attend the Detroit Auto Show this week as a “brand ambassador”. WTF? Do these brands never learn?
MMBH had demonstrated that she knows next to nothing about cars except as status symbols (even then she b*tches about them). Laughs for days…
My favorite out of that set was a picture of a car’s wheel that she captioned, “I love a good rim job
”
She is such a classy girl, our Donks.
The person above me was quoting MMBH.
Right up there with Meghan Asha and her famous “money shot” quote.
yes!
i thought you were joking about mary’s “rim job” comment, but no, she actually said that! she can’t spell chrysler or delorean correctly. her content hasn’t improved since she was mazda’s brand ambassador a few years back. that shit was (is!) painful to read.
I would think that a competitor would pay her to attend as a “brand ambassador” for another company…
Now, that is the line of work that Donks could have plenty of success pursuing.
Did you graduate from the Harvard Business School, by any chance?
No, but I’ve been thinking about getting a tote bag with the school logo and having someone take pics of me jumping up and down on campus. Does that count?
on a mini trampoline?
Only if you ask nicely!
MMBH just tossed out the term “ghetto fabulous” to describe a new Cadillac model. http://maryrambin.tumblr.com/post/40523322472/ghetto-fabulous-cadillac-concept-car-to-celebrate
I just can’t with these morons…
Anyone else notice how MMBH keeps misspelling Chrysler while “working” the auto show? She keeps @-ing some rando who hasn’t tweeted since 2009.
Social media expert, my ass.
@chrystler CEO
Chryst, MareMare BeachHair, get it together!
Morons is almost too kind a term for them. This is the direct text, cut and pasted, from Mary’s Tumblr:
This is the tumblr for my lifestyle blog MoreThanMary.com – a site that offers you my tips and tricks in fitness, fashion, food, and travel, so by the end of the week it’s like you’ve read a magazine written by someone you trust.
To get the full experience of the content and browse posts on fashion, fitness, cooking, travel, etc extensively, visit http://www.MorehThanMary.com
Yes. That’s right.
She misspelled the url of her own website in the sentence that suggests that you visit it. Facepalm.
I’ve also seen her spell it “MoreThenMary”. With an “e”. Granted, it was a while ago, but I just just can’t….
Also, whoever told her that “by the end of the week, it’s like you read a magazine…” was a brilliant bit of marketing must have done it as a cruel joke.
Isn’t this photo from the shoot they did when Megtard Asshat Parka* thought she was going to be a fauxtographer?
*Meggers is basically harmless, but I can’t resist the opportunity to mock a former Donkey handler.
no, that pic of julia was taken well before nonsociety launched.
http://rebloggingdonk.com/2009/09/04/meghan-asha-adventures-in-fashion/
I stand corrected. And appalled.
mean mean mean mean mean mean mean face
Honestly I had to look up what a “rebounder” was (I just always called them trampolines). My initial reaction was a “Rebounder” is some grifter term for a relationship expert who helps people “rebound.” From the copy I got the vague understanding that bounding is some sort of pink band you put on your body to regulate blood flow. Seriously, I may be re re but that was what I thought.
I had the same thoughts re: rebounder. I do believe that non-donkeys call it trampoline and generally don’t consider it the Temple of Sacred Lymph Fluid.
Currently grifting for free castle stays in Europe…
‘Devin and I are planning a three week trip to Europe this coming May (for Meagan Marks’ wedding in Spain, but also to travel around, and celebrate our one year anniversary!) If anyone has suggestions of where we ABSOLUTELY should go (or if they know friends … particularly friends with castles, LOL, message me!) And what do you think of Venice at that time of year? Romantic or overdone?”
Why isn’t she using her Cheesey Skillet fuck you money?????
Why isn’t she using AirBNB?
Why doesn’t Debbois get a say?
Stay the fuck away from my continent, Donkula.
Fortunately, it’s very likely that this is just another “trip to Paris and Morocco with my bestest sistahs” that in the end somehow turned into Donks being so very very sick that she had no other option than to go take some fauxtos in the desert. Impossible to digitally alter because they were taken with a cheap Canon camera, no less.
Incidentally, one of my father’s friends does own a castle. A small one and most of it was (re)built in the 21st century, but a castle nonetheless. I am very much recommending Donkster+Debbums to him. I’m sure he’ll be excited to have the opportunity to host an ugly American braying barnyard animal plus a griftery girlfriend.
Three weeks in Europe? Who is paying for this?
No, seriously. Who the fuck is paying for this?
Just because she claims she’s planning it doesn’t mean it’s going to happen. If she actually followed through on everything she said she was going to do, she’d have an MBA from Harvard or Stanford, among other things.
And, yeah, I still think a major (if not total) part of the reason she bailed on going to Paris and instead went to BM was $$$.
Also, does this not suggest no Season 2 for Miss Advised? Wouldn’t it likely be shooting in May if it gets picked up again? Maybe this is all just face-saving.
But even so — indeed, where is the money coming from? She can’t make rent on her own but she can afford a three-week European vacation?
She’s probably cashing in miles for the airfare and plans on grifting accommodations.
Hey Donkey. I have a recommendation! See how I put exclamation points at the end so that you would actually look at it? Cuz shit sparkles catch your attention, here are mine ***********
Why don’t you do what fucking grown people do and do this thing called fucking RESEARCH into trips that you care about by exerting energy and finding things to do in places you give a fuck about (LIKE EUROPE!) so that you and your fag hag can have a great old bearded time in France. You can touch boobs and he can suck some cock. You’ll make grifter money, you’ll excel at your respective odd jobs (I won’t call them talents, cuz let’s be real, your ex, who I’ve had enlightening convos with lately, with would hardly call your sex talents…well, “talents” at all….). It’ll be amazetastic.
Why are you the retardedest of retards? I feel so sorry for you. The amount of fun I had tonight is incomparable to amount of fun you’ll ever have in your entire life. So sad, so sad. Have fun with Debbie in the the Euro. Make sure you take some of that fuck you money with you!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox fucking barf oxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
yours truly,
someone who has more money and love in life!!
P.S. i hope you’ve taken care of those disgusting ingrown hairs your ex keeps rattling on about. fucking nasty.
This pic means Please sir can i have some more (info) ??
On the vomitus fb Europe vacation post, she responds to someone’s Lake Como suggestion by saying that she’d already been there “with another lover” and she was trying to go places she hadn’t been with another man. They’re going to celebrate their one year anniversary (vom). Isn’t this also about the time the lease is up on the condo?
These are the things that make me somewhat jealous. Bitch literally does NOTHING and never works yet gets to travel about ten months a year.
Get a fucking job you stupid hag. You deserve a vacation w your ugly gay boyfriend less than literally anyone I know. I hate her ass. Also just buy a “lets go Spain” and stfu. No one cares.
Meh, don’t envy a donkey. She can’t even appreciate the places she travels to– the best part for her is taking self-portraits with her phone camera in the airport. Everything is “gorgeous” and “amazing,” yet she never really “gets” it.
She travels for distraction, because– despite all her trite new-agey posts about yoga and inner peace and whateverthefuck– she can’t sit still with herself. (Actually, she’s a tourist, not a traveller.)
She’s an obnoxious, tacky hick wherever she goes.
Jesus, she really said another LOVER? Always reminds me of the Ferrell/Dratch sketches. GROSS.
They could go to Greece and have moussaka.
Gluten free tzatziki & saganaki!
I don’t think there’s a Houston’s on Santorini, so that’s a no go.