The JellyD Yoga Video Will Soon Be Upon Us

That’s right, the terrified victim of America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen is soon putting his video up on YouTube. That’s Donkey to the right, lying there doing, I suppose, what she does best. This was filmed, by the way, almost two months after he dumped her — the end of March, and the dumping was at the beginning of February. Oh JellyD. Never a good idea to “remain friends” with a lunatic.

As for JellyD, he doesn’t say much about his Miss Advised experiences. When he’s asked, his eyes bug out in fear and he says it was a fucked up, wild story, but he won’t provide any further details. Who can blame him?

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354 Responses to The JellyD Yoga Video Will Soon Be Upon Us

  1. How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

    Wow. The soles of her hooves are never not nasty, amirite?

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      Calm down, Kevin. She’s a neat freak who lives in sparkly cleanliness.

      • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

        Yeah, right!

        PSA FOR A D0NKEY WHO READS HERE NEVERY DAY:

        Disinfectant Wipes To-Go
        [img]http://tinyurl.com/HoofHelpers[/img]
        Git you some of this & take a swipe or three at those nasty hooves on the regular, m’kay? Or just stop by a Dollar General & throw a Dad$er Buck at some Shea Butter Baby Wipes (you can also use those to wipe that waxy sheen off your face).

        CLEAN YOUR STANKY SELF UP ONCE IN A WHILE!

  2. Albie Quirky says:

    Why are her hooves so dirty?

  3. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    This was the last thing Richard Simmons saw.

  4. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    That is nam-nasty. Yuck. Yoga, it’s just gross sometimes.

  5. stalker says:

    What is this shit i don’t even.

    This reminds me of “The Situation”‘s workout video which was streamable and roundly panned on Netflix. He basically spends the whole time alternating between feels of his muscles and the women he’s “training.” Ridiculous.

    This video further shows how people will whore themselves out for fame. I shouldn’t still be surprised and appalled by this but I am.

    • JFA says:

      Seriously. This is like a disgusting circle jerk of terrible people who all clearly hate each other but lack the morals or ethics to admit it and find something better to do with their time. I can’t stand fucks like this.

      She’ll just never stop bottom feeding for scraps of negative attention. She has never realized that the world is laughing AT HER, not with her. This shit is rapidly getting stank as she ages.

  6. Waltzed in from the Maldonks says:

    Peter and Robin Baugher must be so proud. (If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said this, I could buy Donk a bar of soap for her disgusting feet.)

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      But who will buy the bleach for my brain?

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I can’t even imagine being a former speechwriter for a president and having to acknowledge that the height of my daughter’s “career” was wheezing like an idiot on a low rated reality show.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        Out of curiosity, are we sure that momsers was a “speechwriter for Nixon?”

        I mean, we’ve heard the Donk donk say it, but does that make anything true?

        • New Year New You says:

          I googled it once, oddly enough no mention of a Robin.

          Nixon did apparently have the first female presidential speechwriter, Vera Someone.

  7. stalker says:

    OT: Hey Brayella and the others that were on the Gawker/Reddit here on RBD yesterday, here is a perspective I quite like:

    http://www.popehat.com/2012/10/16/a-few-words-on-reddit-gawker-and-anonymity/

    My favorite quote:

    I don’t worry about Gawker writers and editors molesting my girls. However, if my girls were molested, I’d expect Gawker writers and editors to try to find ways to monetize it, use it to drive traffic, come up with banal, weakly ironic hipster-douchebag quips about it, pay witnesses to offer lurid details about it, and try to find clumsy and demi-literate ways to connect it to politicians they don’t like.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      Hence the name “Gawker.”

      When people complain about Gawker, it reminds me of my Denton dealings* back before the site was so roundly agreed to suck Donkey balls. Dude seriously has no fucks to give about any offense he may ever cause anyone. If he can turn disdain into clicks, he will (see also: Donkey). Otherwise, being pissed at Denton is like being pissed at the weather. Except the weather will eventually change. Yeah, not a good analogy after all.

      *Always amicable. I never expected the Dark Lord to be anything but a dick. He never disappoints on that score.

    • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

      Huh. Yeah, good article; thanks for the link — I’m bookmarking this author.

      Contrary to what I said yesterday, I’m hard-pressed to disagree w/ this:
      ‘So why, exactly, should Violentacrez expect to have a protected right to be free of those consequences? Put another way — why should someone who devotes himself to upsetting people, and who promotes creeper forums, not be treated like someone who devotes himself to upsetting people and promotes creeper forums?’

      I’m so easily influenced by a good argument, I might be a good trial atty’s wet dream. :-| ‘Be prepared to own it’ is a good policy that comes to mind.

      Then there’s this, which brings us back On-Topic RE: D0nkey:

      ‘But we’re not required to take you seriously or refrain from criticism. We’re allowed to call you out, or even to point and laugh.’

      HAW!

  8. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Serious question: has Julia EVER worked with anyone with actual cred/social standing/public following? I’m not even saying talent, just perception that the person was not a complete loser/douchebag/badly-dressed self-aggrandizing twat.

  9. moonshinedonkey says:

    You mean she didn’t attend Elle’s Women in Hollywood last night? I mean, she’s a star now, so HOW ODD!!

    She would’ve swept Robby Pattinson away with her nast donkey shoe!!

  10. Miss Mix a Lot says:

    It looks like the girls in the video are doing the “happy baby” pose.

    For some reason this screenshot lowers my (already now soaring) opinion of Jelly D.

  11. SirClompsAlot says:

    That screen shot looks like an SNL skit.

    For god’s sake she has HUGE dirty feet!

    • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

      But the sausage snappers are in direct proportion so as to maintain a grip on the squicky hooves which are in proportion to maintaining a low center of gravity (calf implants!) while contorting the raftass for narcissistic “Do Me!” fauxtos.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      The size disturbed me more than the dirt. Those are Julia Child feet.

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Oh god now that I’ve watched it they really do think they’re doing like “Dick in a Box”. Shit. Everyone clicked “die” right?

      Julia would totally kill my yoga boner. I guess now we know why she’s suddenly into yoga.

  12. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    VERY interesting comment on amber rae’s latest blog post… i think the catlady who predicted a reality show w/ amber and julia in LA was onto something.

    Can’t wait to see you on Bravo!! So glad you’re finally here in LA!

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Why doesn’t she say she moved in with her friend Julia and HER BOYFRIEND?

    • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

      AmBrae also linked to a bloh post about her ‘two month’ experience, & she may or may not have found D0nkey on Craigslist. Too boring to go back & retrieve the link. Thank me now.

      • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

        Chit!

        * blob
        * experiment

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        that’s the same blog post i just linked to, darlin

        • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

          I know, I know. Reading-comprehension fail — for some reason, I was taking it as you saying it was someone’s tweet to her.

          I dutifully slunk off in shame for a self-imposed timeout.

    • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

      I’d never seen that photo of Amber Rae before. If she’s out and about and hears someone scream, “You killed Caylee!” I’d advise, as her attorney, that she run all the way to Costa Rica.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      Do you think her friend Geada feels slighted that she is not also a colleague like Terri, new like Julia or dear like Shannon?

      • Spoutless Teapot says:

        Ugh these gregdamned GRIFTERS! did you read the absolute shit written on the right side of her blog? i can’t even with this whole crop of narcissist losers.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks (Try the Chilean sea bass!) says:

      Perhaps Amber Rae, who moved to LA to start a business in SF, will be appearing with the other stupids in ‘Silicon Valley.’

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        That’s probably it. I bet Donkey is hoping to somehow be featured as a friend/roommate.

      • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

        She might appear in Silicon Valley season 2 (if that gets picked up). She may even appear in season 1 since she started a relationship with Sarah Austin’s ex Bear just weeks after they broke up…. but she’s not friends with Hermione or Sarah. My guess is she has her own show or is pushing big time for it.

        I couldn’t handle reading that whole blog post — does she have a new startup? Technically she started the Bold Academy while in Colorado.

    • Tingolayo says:

      I still think that Bravo must be paying the rent on MdB. How could she afford the rent? Would her daddy really hand over a check every month to his unemployed daughter?

      • Steven Detler says:

        NGMB inheritance paying for: rent, Peru, NYFW, Burning Man/RV, auto lease, Devin Stetler’s expenses. She will be out of $ by 2013.

  13. Casa Del Sweden Is A City, Whatever, It's Miss Cast says:

    Hey, guy on the right – the ’70s called, they want their look back.
    *I’d still hit it tho*

  14. bitchface says:

    looks like a spoof of LMFAO

  15. Dr. Gary says:

    I thought you guys were exaggerating about Julie’s giant feet. Then I took a closer look and WTF???

    [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2n1b0v5.jpg[/img]

  16. sausage curls/fingers says:

    I’ve never seen a worse case of cankles. There’s hardly definition between her heel and her ankle. Sometimes I almost feel bad for her. Girl is just so… wide.

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      I have a theory about this and Donkey’s personality, but this theory of mine that I own is very thin at both ends, although much thicker in the middle, so for now I’ll keep it to myself. I do own it though, and what it is, too.

  17. Who do you think you are? says:

    I’m sorry, I can’t not look at whatever grody business is happening with the second guy on the left.

    Also, this video is a parody about yoga, right? I can’t bear to waste precious minutes watching any of the jelly’s other videos.

  18. featherbrained says:

    I had a patient the other day, in therapy, who was fixated on something present on her “pubic mound.” Each time she said it, I barfed a little in my mouth. All I see in this picture are PUBIC MOUNDS.

    • Skirt Pull says:

      How is it appropriate for you to share that very personal info on this website?? Reeeeal professional.

      • Don Quixote says:

        Yeah, I immediately know who the patient is based on that description.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          I know, right? How many women have pubic mounds, after all? I KNOW THAT PUBIC MOUND LADY

          • turtle tits says:

            delurking after years (!!) of lurking and once being a butthole about this site to thoroughly and publicly (pubicly) laugh at this thread. Love it. Seriously, everyone’s talking feet and all I can see is cooter spud.

          • Solidarity cat says:

            Mons pubis. That is all.

          • CUNTBunnies! says:

            When I was in high school, my BF and I used to steal the Ls and Us from teh “PUBLIC AUCTION” sign at the auction place just outside of town. By the time we graduated, he had QUITE THE COLLECTION of Ls and Us in the back of his crappy escort. I dunno why, but this reminds me of that.

            Also, Skirt Pull, I’m still genuinely curious: are you from AK too?

          • Don Quixote says:

            It’s nice to know I’m not the only one worried about my pubic mound!

          • binders full of women says:

            Have you heard about the Mars Pubic Mons?

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            I prefer Pubic Almond Joys.

          • Jacy says:

            OMG the almond joys comment — killing myself.

          • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

            View of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars.

            [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8erzoK2r81qznvrxo1_400.jpg[/img]

        • Skirt Pull says:

          Ok, imbeciles, it’s not about identifying the patient. It’s about the trust between therapist and patient and not belittling or making fun of shared information on a website or with one’s family or friends. What’s said in the therapeutic setting stays there, content and all. This is Ethics 101.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Calm down, Kevin.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Pssssttt … Featherbrained is not her real name.

          • JFA says:

            Jesus christ, it was an ANECDOTE with literally zero chance of ever identifying said patient. calm the fuck down.

          • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

            I represent my co-commenter whose goal is to halt barfing in the mouth.

            I REQUIRE that my name be kept confidential from impactful commentary on rebarfing.com.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            “Jesus christ, it was an ANECDOTE with literally zero chance of ever identifying said patient. calm the fuck down.”

            AS I SAID, ASSHOLE:

            How would you feel if your therapist, or doctor, went home and talked about and made fun of your issue (ie “I barfed in my mouth”) with friends, family, or broadcast on Facebook? Even if there is NEVER A CHANCE of you being identified, sharing information that was disclosed in the context of a trusted space and worse, belittling the patient or making fun of him/her. If you were my clinical psych students, I would fail every one of your asses and potentially expel you for doing something like this. Integrity is what you do when no one is watching, and integrity as a mental health professional is what you do with your patients’ information even if it has no chance of harming them. Being respectful, being professional. It’s not that hard.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Even mental-health professionals have the right to bitch about their jobs under silly pseudonyms in the comment sections of obscure, barely read websites. Come on now.

          • JFA says:

            TL; DR

            YOu are tiresome. Everyone seems to agree.

          • JFA says:

            I also love getting lessons about being “respectful” from someone who has just called me an asshole on the internets.

          • stalker says:

            yes, I agree. Calling us imbeciles and asshole makes your argument invalid.

          • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

            This is Ethics 101?

            Shit, I thought it was some wacko website about this crazy chick obsessed with tutus.

          • JFA says:

            FUCK YOU STALKER FUCK YOU. TRY BEING RESPECTFUL AND HAVE SOME TACT YOU FUCKING FUCK.

          • stalker says:

            Oh my!

            [img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2cp91JpvS1qzbrrvo2_500.png[/img]

          • turtle tits says:

            don’t internalize the pubic mound.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            Just calling a spade a spade, dear heart. If you tell me to fuck off, I’ll say it right back to you. And if you’re acting like imbeciles and assholes, I’ll say it. But I will NEVER belittle or make fun of a patient’s information to anyone. It stays in the therapeutic room. And if you’re a therapist or a doctor who doesn’t know that, you need to go back to your first year of graduate or medical school. People have gotten fired for this – psychologists, doctors, teachers.

          • JFA says:

            You’re right. Clearly doctors are NEVER allowed to tell ANY ANECDOTES about patients EVER. This also goes for lawyers and clients. NEVER TALK ABOUT A CASE EVER EVER EVER OUTSIDE THE OFFICE EVER. Zero details about any patient interactions or client representations, to anyone, ever, is the hard fast rule, always and forever, or else DISBARMENT AND LOSS OF MEDICAL LICENSE ALL DOCTORS AND LAWYERS.

            Consider us all schooled!

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Yeah, let’s hear about that anonymous doctor getting fired for describing an anonymous patient’s untraceable complaints. Who prosecuted the case, Devin Stetler, attorney at LOL?

          • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

            Well, working in the non-profit culture world may I just say that Mr. Museum Board is a fat bag of wind.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Skirt Pull would have flunked Oliver Sachs.

          • New Year New You says:

            Freud should never have discussed Dora.

          • New Year New You says:

            The majority of human beings are largely unethical. Discuss.

          • New Year New You says:

            Also @Skirt Pull it is largely unethical to call your fellow commenters “assholes and imbeciles” inside of the snark chamber. You may need to resit your first year in Donkology.

          • New Year New You says:

            Many doctors belittle their patients whilst they are in the consulting room. Discuss.

            Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I’m done.

          • Frequency and Burning says:

            I don’t think Featherbrained could possibly be a therapist at all if that’s all it takes for him/her to “barf in their mouth”.

          • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

            How the hell else are therapists supposed to get their daily chortles?

          • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

            I worked medical for more than 13+ years — docs talk about patients & so do staff, both medical & clerical.

            If you want to naively believe that none of it ever makes its way online, then you best steer clear of The Angry Pharmacist & Doctor Grumpy in the House & any number of the other snark blogs written by medical professionals.

          • featherbrained says:

            I should not have said therapy, not that I care to explain myself. It was more of a crisis intervention. I do long, short, crisis, and health promotion counseling. I get people’s concern. I’m sorry I said something.

            Sorry if I offended people.

          • featherbrained says:

            I also will say every mental health professional and doctor who works at a large clinic or hospital needs to unwind. We keep the identifying info within the building. I don’t even tell friends these stories. It’s revealing IDENTIFYING INFO that’s the issue. Not any little ditty or silly story.

            Also, in my post grad training, giggling about intense patient interactions is actually considered good for self care.

            And, no, all you people getting your yearly physicals aren’t the patients professionals need to debrief on.

            Further, SUPERVISION is required for my licensure. I have group supervision. We discuss cases out in the open. I have no idea if all those in the room respect confidentiality but I trust they are professionals.

          • LickedRandisCake says:

            My sister got therapy during a period of time in college – from the college health department. Staffed by pyschologists who were also professors. Her doctor published a book and either he gave it to her or she picked it up somewhere, I can’t remember the exact details.

            In any case, as she read through it, she came across a case study of someone that sounded famililar. Someone she knew. Someone just like her. It was her. I imagine that’s how many case studies/books are published. Luckily for her, the therapy worked by then, she’d found her sense of humor and she had a good laugh over it.

            But, I imagine every case study/medical book ever written was done so on the backs of actual humans in treatment.

          • featherbrained says:

            Licked Cake,

            That is totally unethical. A therapist is supposed to write a contract with a patient to use a case for publishing. Further, the patient and therapist must agree on how to identify the patient and which elements to change in order to conceal identity.

            What happened to your sister is completely unethical.

          • idiotbox says:

            I know you’re coming from a good place with this (minus the name calling) but think about Patient HM. Undeniably, anyone who met him would be able to identify him as Patient HM, but all of that was acceptable, because his name wasn’t publicly known until after he died.

          • LickedRandisCake says:

            I agree, though I will say hers wasn’t exactly a unique case. College girls with anxiety/stress issues are a dime a dozen. I should probably have mentioned that part. My point was that nobody on campus was pointing and laughing. My guess is a lot of his former patients read the same thing and thought they saw themselves in the exact same case study.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            @How Brayella Got Her Groove Back

            I love The Angry Pharmacist. Wish he/she would post more.

          • juliajane says:

            This whole argument is so ridiculous. You need to get a sense of humour. Featherbrained did nothing wrong.

          • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

            I will say that in this long commenting exchange of “Private Practice,” turtle tits wins.

      • Frequency and Burning says:

        I seriously doubt “Featherbrained” is a therapist reporting on what they heard a “client” say the other day.

        Featherbrained a licensed professional would be embarrassed to say what you claimed. A real therapist has the professional fortitude to hear a lot worse than that.

        If you really truly are a therapist, your lack of respect for your patients makes me feel sorry for them.

        I suspect what you really meant to say was “I was in group therapy the other day and another patient said “pubic mound” and it made me barf in my mouth”.

        • JFA says:

          How many user names do you have anyway?

          She’s a real life social worker, I know her apart from this site. Nice conspiracy theory though, dickhead.

          • Frequency and Burning says:

            It’s funny that you should get so steamed now that Featherbrained has apprised us that no, she is not exactly a “therapist” and no she didn’t really even “barf in her mouth”.

            So the comment was basically fictitious to begin with. Which was apparent.

            There is a world of difference between debriefing after a difficult or ridiculous patient and claiming to be a therapist who almost vomits during a consultation because they hear a patient say a completely unremarkable phrase.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            LCSWs are therapists.

          • Featherbrained says:

            This is so boring. I never said I barfed in my mouth. You are tiresome.

          • Frequency and Burning says:

            Imagine if Julia Allison said what you said, that some person in crisis almost gave her the heaves. You’d be the first one to shit all over her for saying such a thing.

            No moral high ground for you. Not yours.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            What’s your deal, anyway?

            This was one of your comments in April. So why are you still here?

            I’ve been a catlady for 3 years. I’ve been away for a little while, and since I’ve come back I don’t really understand what the blog posts here *mean* anymore.

            People here are so caught up in their hatred of Julia Allison and hating everything she does that I think many of you have lost perspective. Your ire and hatred is not proportional to who she is.. She’s a lame nobody – she’s not Henry Kissinger or Rupert Murdoch. She’s not worth all the code words and the photoshops.

            When the TV show starts a whole lot of new people are probably going to come here, and I think they are probably going to dislike you lot just as much as they dislike Julia. The vitriol expressed here is completely disproportionate, some people here look like just as big an asshole as her.

            I guess most of you think you’re just as hilarious and justified as you always were but I don’t. Aloha.

          • JFA says:

            Jacy, Jesus Christ this person is sad. Now i feel sorry for making fun of such a sad person. Obviously a self-loathing freak who cannot stand that they are just as awful as the rest of us snarkers. Nothing worse than a self-righteous self-hater.

          • featherbrained says:

            Your understanding of “crisis” is much different than the clinical version of crisis. This person was in crisis due to an obsessive thought pattern. She’s doing great, FYI. And that’s because I’m great at my job. PUBIC MOUND

        • featherbrained says:

          I have an LCSW.

          I go to therapy myself, as is recommended for all those in the field.

          There’s such a thing as transference and countertransference. Hell there’s even “HATE IN COUNTERTRANFERENCE” look it up….tons of papers. Therapists have emotions about patients. We aren’t robots. That’s why good supervision is so important.

          • idiotbox says:

            Featherbrained have you seen this (semi OT) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCvmsMzlF7o

            I thought of it cause in the talk, Brene Brown says she sees a therapist who sees only therapists since they can see through the BS.

            Good TED talk, i think. xx

          • featherbrained says:

            Idiotbox. I have watched Brene Brown’s Ted Talk. I thought it was excellent. And she’s damn right.

            I recently switched therapists because I knew that I was getting away with bullshit self analysis.

            Glad you brought this to the fore. I do appreciate a lot of Brene Brown’s written.

        • Skirt Pull says:

          Agreed, with this and your comment in April. The site has jumped the shark, is no longer entertaining but toxic.

          • New Year New You says:

            And yet here you are. Calling people assholes and imbeciles.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Aloha. Don’t let the ukulele hit you on the ass on the way out.

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            Excuse you! This site gives excellent book recommendations and travel tips! Plus, we discuss Downton Abbey. Hardly toxic.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            Exactly. The site brings out the worst in me. And yet – the worst in me is better than 90% of what I read here. The body snark. The abject hate. It just crosses the line in so many ways.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Hey, easy solution — leave. Jesus, why would you continue reading a site that you despise. That’s why I no longer read Jezebel.

          • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

            Allow me to hand, you, Skirt Pull, a solid gold dildo as your award for being so much better than 90% of us than you are at your worst. I, of course, do not suggest you insert it up your business, as that would be a low remark. Better you mount it on a small wooden platform and place it above your mantel, the better to study it pensively as you smoke your evening pipe. “Snow is general, tonight, all over the county,” your aged aunt observes in an Irish accent, begorah, whilst stitching her shroud. “It is,” you murmur, wondering about the girl on the Staten Island Ferry you glimpsed while having a small character role in a classic black and white film directed by Orson Welles. Hee-Haw, says the girl, waving a pink handkerchief and merrily unaware of you and your scruples.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Feeling love for you.

          • helobabe says:

            PS: Crotch Fruit

      • Whitleymariongilbertwaynemeetsscarysadshaw says:

        Go back to Jezebel please.

    • featherbrained says:

      Also “Barf in my mouth” was too strong. They were a provocative patient and kept saying PUBIC MOUND PUBIC MOUND PUBIC MOUND PUBIC MOUND. It was nothing more.

  19. melting marionette says:

    i want to know why he is waving around a bottle of pee.

  20. 2nd date Humvee says:

    This guy is exactly what SF is – douchey, barely relating to anyone, hyped beyond any reasonable level of actual talent, and so obvious he’s literally a fart in a small car. A donkey fart.

    • Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

      Doesn’t sound like anyone I know in SF, sounds more like LA.

  21. Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

    I’ve done me some yoga. Haven’t we all?
    Lotus position, check.
    Squish your boobs together and lean forward?
    No, I don’t remember that pose. (Maybe it’s a west coast thing.)

    [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2zsrvok.jpg[/img]

  22. idiotbox says:

    can someone fire off a cease and disease letter to mr jelly d? He totally jacked our yoga boner…
    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6c0114b575/yoga-boner-jelly-donut-feat-daveed-diggs

  23. How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

    #Ad
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  24. How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

    “A good mind is a terrible thing to waste.”
    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/33za4pw.png[/img]
    CALM DOWN, DEVIN!
    No D0nkey brains were harmed apparent in the making of this video.

    • moonshinedonkey says:

      someone with interwebz skills embed this shit.

      • Fake Kidney Infucktion says:

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/udKSO.jpg[/img]

        • idiotbox says:

          to be dumped, don’t you have to be in a relationship first?

        • LEFOOLIEH says:

          Again with the rage barely masked by a saccharine smiley face.

        • Ex Spurt says:

          I GOT TO LIVE THIS, PEOPLE!

          I GOT TO GIVE THIS DUDE A BLOWJOB WHILE HE CRASHED ON MY SOFA AND THEN TELL THE TV ABOUT IT, PEOPLE!

          Stay classy, Donk.

          (I wonder if she slaps Dev about? And I’m kind of being serious here)

          • Grammarian says:

            why do white dudes want to rap?

          • stalker says:

            Serious answer: probably. She slapped her brother all his life and thinks it’s SEW KEWT.

          • Barking Mad, Intel Advisor says:

            Remember all the hits taken by her first couple of “dates” on the show. It seemed that hitting and punching are just part of her usual behaviour. Made me feel kinda sick, like I needed anything else about JA to make me sick.

        • JFA says:

          She’s so painfully unfunny.

        • Jelly Roll says:

          This kills me. She’s one of two people in the universe who bothered to comment on this atrocity.

          Of course she did. She literally can’t help herself. Dear Greg.

        • darling dearest says:

          “my normal yoga”

          yes, you are enlightened and shit. we get it.

        • Tingolayo says:

          “Every woman’s” fantasy…. meh. Men are allowed not to be in love with you, and they don’t necessarily deserve to be beaten up for it.

          How is it different than her normal yoga, wherein she needs to be photographed or it doesn’t count?

          • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

            She really needs to stop with the “every woman” “all the girls” bullshit. You know nothing about how normal people operate, feel free to sit down.

            It’s actually pretty hilarious (like most of the tragic things about her), she claims to be a special snowflake and “not your average girl” because she wears tiaras and spent about 15 first dates (so full of original thoughts!) doing ZOMG adventurous stuff like horseback riding, i.e. things that almost LITERALLY every 12 yo girl likes, but she’s in full “I speak for the whole womankind” mode when she spouts various kinds of nonsense that’s either mind-numbingly dumb or downright sociopathic (physical violence, fear of bread and pasta, 20 years of imagining big poofy wedding, ew girls don’t want to see dick pix ever!!). Idiot.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Helena, this is an amazingly good point. She is so lacking in self-knowledge that she thinks she’s original at her most cliched, and normal at her most extremely inappropriate.

  25. Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

    OT, bunnies: ethical dilemma. Imagine you get an offer to get involved in a very interesting (financially, too) work project, something you’d love to do. Thing is, the offer comes from / through a former classmate who really wants to be friends with you, but you’ve been pretty much carefully avoiding her for years, because 1) although a nice person, she’s kind of dumb and boring, and 2) she’s had some kind of bizarre girl crush on you since you were teenagers, and can get seriously uncomfortable being around (example: she likes to talk about “your beauty,” both face to face and in front of other people, embarrassing as fuck). What do you do?

    • Grammarian says:

      run

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        My sentiments exactly.

      • Barking Mad, Intel Advisor says:

        Yes. I’ve been there and the paycheck is not worth the toxic exposure.

        • Powerful Moms with Fantastic Sons (aka Cindy M's Med Cab) says:

          Working with crazy/incompetent/whatever kind of negative people is just so awful. I’ve done it and it makes a good job seem horrible. She’s dumb and sounds crazy? That mix makes me nervous for you!

    • juliajane says:

      I guess it depends on how much you would actually be working with this women during the project and if you think you can handle her behaviour. Is it an opportunity too good to pass up?

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Take up yoga.

    • Ex Spurt says:

      Do you need the work? Are you able to have a difficult conversation with her? Otherwise, I’m with Grammarian.

    • stalker says:

      If you think you will actually get to work on this project AND get paid, then go for it.

      However, often this just becomes a situation where the person is using “work” and “money” as a lure to get you near and then nothing actually materializes.

      So ask yourself, “Nifty or grifty?” Nifty, you could probably handle the weirdness #whilst depositing dat check. Grifty…pass.

    • Fameless Shamewhore says:

      I’m not sure that this is an ethical dilemma, as I see no ethical reason to turn down the job. But I would say from my experience that working with people you like, admire and respect is very, very important – and the opposite – working with people you basically don’t think much of, for whatever reason – usually turns out badly. Just my 0.02 €.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      sounds like a lovely Kobe steak filled with ground glass.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Don’t do it!

    • Tingolayo says:

      I wouldn’t do it. If you’ve been avoiding her for years, keep doing so, IMHO.

    • Fat Freddys Cat says:

      Well, Helena, I’m gonna go against the flow here and say “go for it” and quickly add that I will pay top dollar for exclusive ownership of authentic girl-on-girl POV vid. iPhone format okay; cinema verite very desirable. Clear sound pays extra. Double any other offer you may get if captured in work environment. DM me, kay? kay.

    • Greg'sWife (literally) aka DirtyLakeMichigan says:

      Sounds like your internal warning system is going off. Sometimes, the money you’d make isn’t worth what it would cost you you.

    • fig says:

      I think everyone is right in saying don’t do it. But if your ethical dilemma is lies in thinking there is some kind of implied job for friendship bargain and you would feel bad if you took the job but did not pay up in friendship, I’d say you would be fine in taking it. Because the implied trade is just unreasonable. But then I am German and we separate work and private live pretty strictly.

      “Arbeit ist Arbeit und Schnaps ist Schnaps.”

    • [REDACTED'S] mom says:

      I think your hesitation is very likely intuitive (vs. stemming from some sort of mental pros and cons list) and should absolutely be honored.

      Please make note of my advanced age and life experience (i.e. fuck ups I have created and regretted) when considering my advice.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      Dumb and boring is already a “no” but add “bizarre girl crush” and I have already broken the sound barrier in leaving the room.

    • moonshinedonkey says:

      Big mistake. She’s probably exaggerating sweet job gig to be closer to you.

      In high school there was a girl who was obsessed with my boyfriend. She was a year ahead of me and a teacher’s assistant for a couple of my classes. A couple of years after she graduated, she worked as an employee to my dad, got the same car and haircut/color as me, actively tried to steal my boyfriend (they were involved in the same theater company), and when I came home to surprise my parents one college weekend, found her sitting on my childhood couch, stroking my dog’s head…

    • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

      I had a “friend” like that for many years, and she died. So you could take the job and pray.

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      Wow, thanks for taking the trouble to respond, everyone. You all rock. Food for thought, etc.

      It’s all rather vague at this point, so I don’t really know how involved SHE would be in the project if I agreed to work on it, for example. I’m a bit nervous about even asking for details though, because that would already mean having to communicate with her in a non-vague way.

      Fig: “if your ethical dilemma is lies in thinking there is some kind of implied job for friendship bargain and you would feel bad if you took the job but did not pay up in friendship”: yes. You’ve managed to decipher my half-coherent babble, that is the “ethical dilemma” part of it. The girl never did me any harm (other than making me feel nervous, embarrassed and bored, sometimes all at once, or, as Donkey would put it, simultaneously equal parts), and she is a nice person, so I don’t want to feel like I’m “using” her in this, and based on experience, I really can’t be friends with her.

      Of course, that is just a part of this, there’s also the question of whether it’s worth the trouble (and potential worse trouble), and I realize that no one can quite decide on that one for me. Plus, Stalker and others, I also know what you mean about this gig perhaps not actually being as sweet as she might make it sound, that has crossed my mind as well.

      I will say that this chick would make a great Donkey sister though. I have no reason to believe that Donkey has a problem with dumb and boring people, and a (tiny and cute!) female who loves to go on and on about how beautiful and smart you are? What more would Donkey want? Maybe I could sell this chick to Donkey for some Sephora gift cards?

  26. OMGPearskank says:

    This picture looks what I imagine to be the opening sequence of some pseudo new-age porn if there was such a thing.

    Also, all of these people are gross and sad Julie fits right in. The End.

  27. A Donkey is an Ass says:

    People still think auto-tune is funny?

  28. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    Am I the only one who thinks this video is an unfunny piece of shit?

    • CaptainGary` says:

      Nope.

    • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

      Nah. It’s a nexus of dull whiteboy-isms.

      I’m a dull white boy so I recognize my kind.

      • CaptainGary` says:

        Agreed. Like that “It’s getting real in the Whole Foods parking lot” crapfactory, it’s just some douchebaggy “Stuff White People Like” ripoff, which was of limited risibility itself.

        • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

          Nothing funnier than upper-middle-class white guys acknowledgin’ their debts to the streets. CHECK IT OUT HE WAS HOMELESS LOL AND HE HAS A 40.

          CHICKS IN YOGA CLASS GIVE ME WOOD.

          I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS.

          SINGIN’ BOUT DICKS I’M SO UNHIP I’M HIP Y’ALL.

          White guy rap only works if it’s genuine, stripped of irony and fully committed. And even then it’s a hard sell.

          • Grammarian says:

            flight of the conchords, barely

          • A Donkey is an Ass says:

            Flight of the Conchords are legitimately funny because their lyrics are clever and they’re really talented at deconstructing any genre for parody.

            This is just a sad assclown whose friends tell him he’s funny so thinks he can be a comedian. This is basically someone performing a Lonely Island song at a high school talent show.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            But he dresses as a jelly donut! SO RANDOM MONKEYCHEESE!

    • Cowboys & Brayliens says:

      Nope.

    • Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

      I kinda liked his other video about his mom. What’s with the 40s though.

    • bitchface says:

      no, he’s trying way too hard. A tweet would have been sufficient (and maybe even funny). An entire video with bad effects and poor everything else that included Julia Allison? Unforgivable.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      It was a cute idea that went on for four minutes and 30 seconds too long.

      I admit I laughed when the yoga session leader said “we were sent here by Shiva to destroy you.”

      If only.

  29. Steven Detler says:

    Discover the secrets to creating the perfect steamed crab dish!

    Devin Stetler has refined his in-the-shell crab recipe for 8 years. Aside from the recipe and cooking walk-through during the session, he will show you where the top sushi restaurants in LA get their fresh seafood, a prime laundromat on Pico, and how to cook to perfection with simple, healthy, and natural ingredients. Also, we’ll sniff some stolen panties from the building’s laundry room.

    http://www.experiencela.com/calendar/event/41890

    What to expect: Please arrive promptly at the starting time- We will season and set the water to boil. I will have purchased the crab ahead of time (same morning) to save travel time during our sniff session. Cooking time is only about 20 minutes once our water boils, and then we eat!

    * Price Includes: Price of 1.5lb Crab, Ladies’ drawers & Beverages
    * Parking Information: Street Meter Parking / All Day Lots
    * Pilsner Provided: with Proof of Drinking Age

    • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

      …. the (good) sushi restaurants in LA are buying from the wholesale-only markets, aka trade only. Cute overstatement, though, debby.

      -T

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Are these people allergic to real jobs? Is this a thing now to not have full time employment and instead just wander around doing miscellaneous junk/services that no one really needs?

    • Whitleymariongilbertwaynemeetsscarysadshaw says:

      Omg is this for fucking real? I just woke up my huscat with my snorting thinking you had wrote a hilarious piece of fiction. Get a real fucking job Devin. Scratch that. How about just fucking volunteer for two hours? Walk some pit bulls or clean some litter boxes down at the shelter. CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY. Teaching people how to eat crab is as good as you can do??? Good Greg…

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        Not to defend the Twinkerballs but this appears to be just a social thing that a guy new to LA did last year to meet some new friends. He also did a cigar “tasting” thing and posted something about goat’s milk after he attended a soap making class (ergo, “goat soap.”) The guy’s a tool but these things seem pretty normal.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Since when does it take 20 minutes to boil crab? it would be so overcooked.

    • Cowboys & Brayliens says:

      Step 1. Go to Santa Monica Seafood, on Wilshire.
      Step 2. Buy crabs.
      Step 3. Steam crabs.
      Step 4. Lightly dip in Sriracha.

      Stetler, you fucking talentless buffoon.

      • JFA says:

        He really is a buffoon. I looked at a couple of his FB profile pics. He gets like, zero likes on almost anything…one of them was liked by someone seeming to be his father, asking for a copy for christmas or something to go on the piano. She is really dating someone this boring. I mean, who cares, he is a boring stupid nobody, except wow, he’s really in over his head dating America’s favorite sociopathic do-nothing z-list famous for no reason princess of pelts. Then I clicked over to Tim Sykes page and promptly wanted to kill myself. Her choice of friends and lovers is just so telling at this point. She will never, ever, ever again be able to land another Lodwick type. Ever.

        • JFA says:

          If you are going to post a silly stupid photo of yourself jumping into the air at Burning Man, it’s kinda painful to see that absolutely no one you know thinks it’s funny or cares. He’s just sad.

  30. Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

    This is completely fucking retarded.

    The premise is stupid. The writing is dull. I guess the production value is good, but then the fact resources like that go to tripe like this just makes it all seem even sadder.

    Who is this JellyD idiot?

    Really, this is the worst. Also Juliar’s feet are goddam disgusting.

  31. The Final Rose says:

    Julia checked in at NBC-Universal Studios with a winky face on Facebook two hours ago. It must be exhausting to be her.

    And if Bravo is renewing that shitshow, I’m coming for you, Andy Cohen.

    • Norse Horse says:

      They should have a show where Donkey and Jill Zarin are roommates, or go on a road trip. The sad-adult haterz community would explode.

      • Mini Driver says:

        Hot damn. I would love to see Jill’s face when Donks explains to her that she’s totally down with the Chosen People, oy vey!

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      I don’t get it. Any reality tv catpeeps want to add some theories as to how this show could be renewed. Can it be part of a packaged deal? Maybe Bravo wants to work with Tisdale and Co., so they have to renew Miss Assvice as part of the deal?

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Unlikely that Blondie Girl would be that attached to either dud show Miss Assviced, or that they wouldn’t shake things up with a new cast even if they were.

        More likely that her agent got her a meeting with someone that she is going to fuck up as usual.

      • Tingolayo says:

        At this point it would be pretty sadistic of Bravo to put JA in another show– they know that the few viewers they have, just watch the trainwreck to mock her. Bravo gets a lot of mileage out of trainwrecks like Kelly of RHONY, but that show has viewers and Miss Advised didn’t.

        I think people give JA gigs for the same reasons they give Octomom gigs.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Maybe she is pitching a new show.

    • JFA says:

      God forbid she has one meeting leading to absolutely nothing that she doesn’t brag about.

  32. Pelts O'Glory says:

    So JellyD literally hasn’t responded to or acknowledged JA in months! Even after she’s “moved on” with goat soap, she of course had to post a two-part comment on his funny or die video. I’m so curious to know what exactly went down between these two…their one-sided ” ;-) friendship” makes no sense. Correct me if I’m wrong, but she literally left her grandma to make this video after he dumped her. Help a cat lady get some clarity.

  33. Lady Donk Donk says:

    Jelly Toolbag McFilterVocal Donk Sucker. If my girlfriend fucked or sucked on that dude, well holy shit Tossed Salad must be totally upset with his plight in life – but honestly at least Jelly Toolbag is trying to MAKE something… more than can be said for Debbie Tossed Salad.

  34. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    This is telling. She sends love to her former bff OMG we’re sisters Flusher and gets no acknowledgment from her. No comment. Not even a “like.”

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      I think it’s telling that she has 1100 friends, supposedly 76,000 fans and still she only gets a handful of likes on her posts. You’re so engaging, donkey! Your “friends” are tired of your shit!

      • JFA says:

        At least 90% of people who like any of her shit are fans in the stans.

        I’m so over her. how batshit insane and narcissistic must you be to have BOTh of your profile pics be of yourself in fucking sparkly hot pants?

        I honestly wish she would go the fuck away forever. She annoys me to no end.

        • MissAssvice says:

          She has torched her bridges with enough c4 to blow up a small town. I expect it to get really bad for her when randi has her premiere in nov. Though as much as the valley has been complaining about Randi’s show they may end up on the same persona non grata island.

          • SirClompsAlot says:

            Coming this fall to Bravo: Persona Non Grata Island!

          • JFA says:

            Meh, she’ll go on pretending like she is OMG SO HAPPY for her best friend FACEBOOK”S SISTER. She just always finds a way to make herself SEEM relevant at least, to anyone who is too stupid to know better. I am just so sick of her antics and persona and bullshit at this point. Same story, different day, and it’s not even entertaining anymore. She’s just merely irritating.

  35. MissAssvice says:

    Goat soap and his shenanigans are a new low even for Donkey. She has hit the bottom of the hipster grifter scum barrel with this one. She goes from multi millionaires to jobless and no future. No obos on the horizon either because even the brogrammers think she is crazy. Sad sad state of affairs indeed. Momsers is probably so disappointed in her lol

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      No future?! Didn’t she do a FB check in at NBC? Mess Despised Season 2 or a Jules & Gummy shitshow could be up next on Bravo! Note: my best friend is a big honcho at CBS. Perhaps I should start checking in there when visiting, twat it to my fan in the ‘stans? HINT: No one cares, Julia, other than your ever receding band of snake oil salesmen and bottom feeders.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      Nah. Not QUITE the bottom.

      She gave Tucker Max a miss. Yeah, he’s a bestselling whatever, but still. Better a million miles of Debbie’s gumline than the single inch of Tucker’s fully erect wang.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        What makes you think she gave HIM a miss?

        • Mazen Princeton says:

          I would tend to agree with you (and highly doubt that she gave Tucker a miss) except that RRR was there that night of the rape “joke”/auction.

  36. Subsidized Donk Den says:

    So Donkey just linked to a blog post by Amber Bray re: how she was “inspired” to move to L.A. for two months (http://heyamberrae.com/post/33707311574/open-to-receiving). In it, Amber links back to Donk but NOT to NS, to a new site: http://juliaallison.com/

    Best part? Under the “best of” tab, Donk mentions launching “Lifecast 2.0.”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      The new site was masterfully hand-coded by Debbie Seltzer (of the Modesto Seltzers) and it is bleeding-edge WOW

      for 2004

    • darling dearest says:

      julia has a place on the website where you can sign up for a weekly newsletter. Does anyone here receive it?

      • MissAssvice says:

        The stupid newsletter thing is so six months ago for the hipster grifters. They were doing newsletters to increase their brand reach bullshit. Sorry but her site and newsletter are old. Debbie needs new skills. Maybe Debbie should go do Dallas

  37. my blocked writing says:

    SUPER OT:

    You guys give the best advice, so I thought I’d give my question a shot. I’m trying to impress an artist-type boy I like by adding more art to my place. Most of my six-figure income goes to vintage prom dresses, so my budget and, ostensibly, choices are limited.

    I like good abstract art as well as primary colors, bright colors in general and geometric shit.

    I’m not super knowledgeable of artists and art styles. Every time I decide to search in earnest on websites like art.com, I’m so overwhelmed by really bad coffee-shop art and like the same 3 Andy Warhols that I become exhausted.

    Sources for taste-level-approved prints/posters? Artists about which you are excited?

    And before you suggest it, yes, I am going to crowdsource via twitter and @ tweet my ex-boyfriend with this question as well.

    Thanks & XO

    my blocked writing

    formerly eyegloss

    formerly a fetus

  38. Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

    Bright colors and geometric shit makes me think Victor Vasarely. The first art exhibition I’ve ever seen, or the first I remember anyway (I was about 6 years old), was full of his works and I’ve liked him since then. Probably because I haven’t evolved, but anyway.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Vasarely

    http://www.vasarely.com/site/site.htm

    Sorry, I don’t know how hard it can be to get some Vasarely prints or whatevs. Mondrian is probably more “mainstream” in the US, if you’re into that sort of thing?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Mondrian

    But I don’t really know shit. Paging Stalker!

  39. Tonyamichaela says:

    Not sure if this has been mentioned, but this post is really funny in light of how minor her role in the crappy video was:
    http://rebloggingdonk.com/2012/03/20/finally-called-out-on-her-woohoo-road-trip-stage-of-grief-donkey-explains/

    She had to leave her grandmother’s side to fly to LA and then drive seven hours to SF for work! It was pre-arranged! She had a professional obligation to star in a music video about boners! She is all about self-improvement and spirituality these days.

    • Worrisome Pelts says:

      She was doing her OMGBestie a solid! She knew she’d be America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen by the time this video dropped! How could she deny her friend the benefit of her celebrity?

      She’s in this for All The Girls! And Guys Without External Genitalia! And Rapping Pastries! Even though she has Ceiling Cats! What a giver!

    • Tingolayo says:

      Work. WORK. “Work.” Yeah, riiiiiiggggght.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      As Donkey’s never had an original idea in her head, I’m guessing she’s following Perez Hilton with her latest shtick . Perhaps hiring Oprah Winfrey and Deepak Chopra as her spiritual advisors is next?

  40. juliaspublicist says:

    Can you just imagine her conversations with DeStorm after this? “I was in a rap video, yo!”

  41. ShesJustStupid says:

    She’s off to Peru for an “entrepreneurial awakening” for two weeks. Brave soul, wish her luck.

    • JFA says:

      Oh jesus christ.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        I know, right? If there’s only one thing I take away from following this dumb dumb for years, it’s how grifter-y the world is. I mean, if you google “entrepreneurial awakening” there’s all kind of crap that people apparently will pay money for. I would never have known. Thanks Donks!

        • Tingolayo says:

          Isn’t it great how transformations and awakenings, spiritual and otherwise, can be planned and paid for in advance?

          Myself, I usually gather my thoughts and feelings after the fact and realize, “I’ve learned something from that!” It must be nice to order enlightenment on demand. I must be doing it wrong.

          PS Don’t entrepreneurs have businesses?

    • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

      Here’s your entrepreneurial wake up call, Julia. Debby, you’re her +1 so you get a twofer on this one.

      AFTER THE PEP TALKS YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING AND IT WILL TAKE A LARGE PORTION OF YOUR WAKING LIFE AS WELL AS SUBSTANTIAL EFFORT.

      That was in all caps to underscore that there is no undocumented shortcut. Entreprenuership is synonymous with work.

      Thanks guys, that’ll be 1500 bucks. If you want to smash some broken glass into your face so you feel like you had a “life altering” experience, go ahead. The important part to take away is that it’s a job, not a French word that means enthusiast.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Do you know that they eat Guinea Pigs in Peru? There can be no coincidence.

    • bitchface says:

      entrepreneurs don’t go to awakening camps. They’re too busy CREATING THINGS.

  42. stalker says:

    I would like to note that I finally cracked and stopped at Dunkin Donuts on the way to work and am now enjoying an actual jelly doughnut.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Did it have a stiffy?

    • virgil reid says:

      hahaha! im kind of in the mood for one myself given these posts…

    • Julia's Jowls says:

      Oh my GOD. This…

      In 8 hours, I’m leaving the country for the Entrepreneurial Awakening retreat in Peru Oct 19-Nov 1. The group will be embarking upon an inspirational journey deep into indigenous Peruvian culture designed to awaken to our deeper life purposes so that we can bring it to the world through our work … Wish me luck on this adventure. Love to you all. xx

      There is very little that pisses me off more than rich white people expecting brown/poor people to enlighten them. It’s just so condescending. I mean, is this sentence even serious??? Awaken to our deeper life purposes?” She’s gonna take ayahuasca and come back braying about how much her life has changed or whatever… but I would never, not for a million dollars, travel with her to Latin America. Can you imagine? I can’t handle people who act like it’s so. brave. to travel outside of their comfort zone into a new culture. When will people like her realize that other cultures, especially indigenous Latin American ones, aren’t there to teach you? Many people are living in extreme poverty and trying to hold on to their history and ancestry whilst being systematically oppressed by some pretty destructive social/political/capitalistic forces. I get that tourism is important, but I don’t know. To talk about visiting places like that just so that THEY can enlighten YOU is disgusting to me.

      • Julia's Jowls says:

        Gaaah wrong reply! womp womp. Response supposed to be to ShesJustStupid

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        Is this the shitshow she is going on (except this one starts in December)?

        If so it costs $4400. She really is plowing through her inheritance, isn’t she?

      • Fauxto of Dorian Bray (In Reverse) says:

        I am practically giggling with delight at the thought of her eating guinea pigs, drinking spit liquor and getting altitude sick in the Andes. Can you imagine tripping on ayahuasca with her braying about her special purpose? *shudder*

        • Julia's Jowls says:

          Bahaha. Full disclosure: I went on one of those amazon “adventure” trips. Mistake! Got left in the middle of the jungle with a tarp, a hatchet, some blankets and our backpacks. It was… not enlightening

      • Mini Driver says:

        Not to mention that she’s already done this. She was an exchange student and went to Central America — I want to say Guatemala but I’m too lazy to look it up. I remember she said that she couldn’t make jokes in Spanish or understand them, and her fantastic sense of humor was so essential in communicating with people. She more or less refused to leave her host family’s house because this purported absence of humor made the world unbearable. Much like her freshman year at Indiana, this experience is conspicuous because of how little she mentions it in light of her constant talk about high school and college.

  43. solidarity cat says:

    Catpeoples, there is a great rebloggingdonk shoutout/discussion in this episode of Mike and Judy show with the blogger behind STFU parents. The discussion starts at abt the 15 minute mark.
    http://www.heritageradionetwork.com/episodes/3073-The-Mike-Judy-Show-Episode-60-Blair-Koening-and-STFU-Parents

  44. Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

    “…we’ll get off the Julia Allison thing because most people don’t even know who she is.”
    “That’s the meanest thing you can say about her I think”

    gold

  45. CaptainGary` says:

    Sorry if this has been discussed, but Juliar linked to her new roomie/OMGBESTIE’s “article” in FastCompany and…well, it’s just what you think it would be:

    http://www.fastcompany.com/3002168/8-signs-youve-found-your-lifes-work

    I found it interesting that NOWHERE does this Amber Rae state what it is she actually does for a living. She “helps people lead the life they were meant to lead”? She started a “life accelerator”? She “looks at the clock at 12:21 and notices she’s still creating”? What the fuck? WHAT is she creating? More methods to separate saps from their money?

    I swear, Grifter Julia is my favorite Julia; and, not coincidentally, the saddest Julia ever in a long line of sad, sad Julias.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      One of the signs that you’ve found your life’s work is that you “experience frequent flow?”

      Ew.

      • Emily Gould's Trusty Google Alert says:

        A friend of mine had that and it turned out to be an absorbed twin. Something to think about. But not before eating.

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