Totally Ethical: Debbie Posts Glowing Review Of Girlfriend’s Condo While He’s Living There

Oh Debbie. An esteemed lawyer of your stature — someone who’s representing heavy-hitters like Bravo and, after all — should know just how skeevy, unethical and fraudulent this is. What would Airbnb think?

Here’s Debbie’s review posted, with his headshot, on Julia and Julia’s OMG Marina Del Bray Paradise OMG OMG Airbnb posting:

The title was spot on! This was a gorgeous beachside getaway for sure!! Julia was so sweet and made sure i had everything i needed to relax  [EDS Note: Including another blowjob, amirite??!?! Or does she ONLY give those on the second date??] (the whole point of my trip there). Upon entry I was delighted by the sparkly cleanliness of the place as well as the calming decor and relaxing dim lighting (every light in this place has a dimmer!!). It was quiet and spacious with a FANTASTIC kitchen stocked with all the tools I needed to make a nice dinner for two. The bedding was especially nice as well- better than luxury hotels and I slept like a baby. The morning light in the living room was stunning and so nice to wake up to. Having access to the rooftop, I did some yoga in the sun facing the ocean. What a sight! Even parking was a snap on pacific ave just outside the front of the house. I’m keeping this place on my short list for a quick, relaxing LA getaway [EDS note: Or, you know, living there]. MDR might be my new favorite beach! It’s so private! I also discovered the cow’s end after walking down on Washington- really cool cafe! Highly recommended getaway with an incredibly friendly and considerate host. Thank you!!

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237 Responses to Totally Ethical: Debbie Posts Glowing Review Of Girlfriend’s Condo While He’s Living There

  1. monster (Single and Mingle) says:

    “Upon entry…”


  2. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    I smell* a Little Debbie revision in the making,
    so I’ll leave this here for posterity:
    (*Doesn’t something always stink in D0nkmark?)

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Thanks, I’ll add this to the post.

      • umm says:

        these two are complete hucksters… I wouldn’t be surprised in the least…if this is just one of their scams.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      And again w/ the “Beachside” !
      More than a half block+ from a beach does not = beachside.

    • says:



      • says:

        And this one. (Notice the matchy matchy with these two FB screen caps and the October 2012 date on Debbie’s post! Aw, JABa’s signature style! How precious.)


        • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

          Like I always say, when you thought things couldn’t get any gayer, Debbie outdoes himself and posts a picture of him sucking on a long, cylindrical object.

          • says:

            This picture is another classic example of JABa trying too hard: “Omg, I have a new bff! Let’s pick her up at the airport with a Welcome Home sign!” And then pathetically failing: “We need to wear children’s birthday hats and blow party horns, too!”
            Less is more, donkweinerheimnarcissicunt; less is more. [Yes, I see what I did there. Illustration by example, bunnyboiler.]

        • Freeloading Musketeers says:

          What is with the key around her neck? She also wore it in that airport bathroom photo, didn’t she?

          • darling dearest says:

            I think she did — it confused me then too. It’s a big key, so it doesnt seem like a symbolic “key to my heart” type of bs. Is it the key to his apartment?

          • Dyspeptic says:

            It’s got to be some grifter-approved “spiritual” symbolism. Got. To. Be.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            It’s a stretch, but maybe D0nkey is pretending to be involved in the A21 Project, which is Oct’ 18th’s ANTI-SLAVERY DAY.

            You know, FOR ALL THE GIRLS (& so that she can name-drop twitter-stalk Ashton Kutcher)

            Natch cheap-ass raft-ass is too chintzy to buy The ‘official’ KEY2FREE necklace that the A21 Project sells for a mere $25 donation, all of which makes it just a little more believable.

          • Freeloading Musketeers says:

            It’s almost like a taunt, wearing it like that. It’s the key to something of his, or something he wants, and he has to go through her to get it?

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            She had it on in at least one of the Fashion week videos too. I saw it and thought wtf, is “Latchkey Child” the new black?

        • sausage curls/fingers says:

          If I was tossing my hard earned paychecks into her rent for that money pit I’d want more than last minute construction paper signs and $0.50 party hats when I arrived.

        • CaptainGary` says:

          Maaaybe the saddest thing since “Black Beauty.”

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        One of these brays, D0nkey will slip & type what she’s really thinking, subliminally:
        B0y. Pay for me.

      • JFA says:

        Did y’all know she had a BOYFRIEND?!?!? If you didn’t you do now!!

        most boring status update EVER. Christ, you are 32 fucking years old. No one cares that your crankypants dad is coming to visit. My lord.

        • JFA says:

          She has a boyfriend!!! They live together!!!! BOYFRIEND.

          • says:

            JFA, my huscat would love you. For the past 5+ years he’s been saying the same things re: oversharing on the interwebz. It absolutely confounds him (1) why anyone would write the kind of crap that JABa has been spewing online since Gawker confirmed her belief that she was endlessly fascinating, and equally, (2) why anyone would read it.
            That’s where I come in … I don’t write much online about my personal life at all, but I love reading the whole spectrum of horrifically banal (JABa) to brilliant — I especially love the serendipity of random link surfing. He doesn’t get it from either point of view but every comment you write, he’d be “EXACTLY! SEE? JFA knows what I mean!” xo

        • Prof. F Camping says:

          she’s always bizarrely cataloging and listing events as if they were of some significance — look, i achieved something!
          – parents arriving in 24 HOURS OMG!
          – dad’s first visit, mom’s second!
          – i moved here a year ago, i’m a big girl now!
          – devin made dinner!
          – i read a book on the beach!
          – i picked up amber at the airport!

          memo to donkey: none of this shit counts. repeat: none of this counts for anything!

          • Dyspeptic says:

            but, but, but….those kinds of things make a Donkey so relatable!! Stars: they’re just like us.

          • Greg says:

            She reminds me of the way I write when I am drank. Overexplain-y. I may have posted this before when I was in the wine but I keep thinking it.

          • JFA says:

            I’ll never understand who she thinks cares about her boring fucking mundane existence. OMG PARENTS VISITING ZOMG!!!! ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


          • JFA says:

            ZOMG first bowel movement taken since BOYFRIEND moved in! ZOMG!!!! First cuddle on the couch watching “Jersey Shore” together ZOMG!!!!!!!!!! We both just polished off some Ben & Jerry’s (SHARED SPOON ZOMG!) ZOMG!!!!!!!!

          • Prof. F Camping says:

            @Greg: the overexplainy manner is also an indication that she is lying lying lying. anyone trying to obfuscate always makes up inane minute details to try to validate the story. and/or, her life really is that sad. no content, so she has to write about every single bowel movement to keep up the pretense of being so in demand and living such a happy full life.

          • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

            I think that both of your answers are correct, Prof, PLUS: Donkey might have been inside, but there IS nothing inside her brain or mind or whatever. She “loves to share!!” but has nothing to say, see the staggering lack of fucks given about the universe, that is another reason she keeps cataloging this tragically sad shit.

            IMO it’s actually perfectly possible to have interesting things to say even IF you do nothing but sit on your ass with your toyfriend (which, I’m still convinced is a stupidass “business partnership” more than anything else, although I’m not sure if the alternative, meaning TRU LUV /in the Donk sense of the term of course/, wouldn’t be even worse) and fret about your OMFG parents’ visit. You don’t have to travel the world or save lives or make fuck you money or fight cancer or quilt or be a thex exthpert to have interesting things to say. Thing is, you have to be interested in SOMETHING. Maybe have some thoughts about the idiotic book you “read” on the OMGbeach, or put together a couple of sentences about what’s happening in the part of the country you’ve OMG moved to, or “share” a story (Level 2: a story not involving you) from Momsers OMG first visit to “your” stupid place?

            But no, this is our Donkey, a journalist writing a book. LOLZ, next time it will be Momsers’ third visit and Dadsers’ second! So captivating! How do you make an income?

          • Norse Horse says:

            Excuse you all! Donkey’s boring quotidian details aren’t dull details from a sad, damaged life. They’re adventures. Every day a new challenge, things like making a salad. Even just dealing with cucumbers is a learning, growing experience, every day.

  3. Snow says:

    I think #iii / fraud (in the terms of agreement) may be more applicable since he is misleading airbnbers (e.g. that he doesn’t live there and isn’t writing a “glowing” review for his gf):

    or post, upload, publish, submit or transmit any Content that: (i) infringes, misappropriates or violates a third party’s patent, copyright, trademark, trade secret, moral rights or other intellectual property rights, or rights of publicity or privacy; (ii) violates, or encourages any conduct that would violate, any applicable law or regulation or would give rise to civil liability; (iii) is fraudulent, false, misleading or deceptive; (iv) is defamatory, obscene, pornographic, vulgar or offensive; (v) promotes discrimination, bigotry, racism, hatred, harassment or harm against any individual or group; (vi) is violent or threatening or promotes violence or actions that are threatening to any other person; or (vii) promotes illegal or harmful activities or substances;”

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Yes, good catch. I didn’t have time to go weeding through the site — appreciated.

      • Snow says:

        No prob. I tried reading through it all but couldn’t, so I searched for fraud bc that’s the first thing that came to mind 🙂

  4. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    I also discovered the cow’s end

    Wrong animule, Junior — we call her D0nkey.

  5. New Year New You says:

    Devin Stetler and Mr Ed, separated at birth:


    PS: Horse who fucked a donkey.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      Too late, Twinkerballz!
      You will never shake the d0nkey now!

  6. says:


    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      I narrowly avoided peeing a little …

    • Albie Quirky says:


      Now that we see the full transplendence of his amazeballz LOFT it is even more horrific than we thought it would be when we mocked His Shirtlessness on the couch.

      Jesus, the sadness of the grift. The tables alone make me weep.

    • CaptainGary` says:

      Does he have to put a wad of napkins under those tables to make sure they don’t wobble?

  7. JFA says:

    This guy is sad.

    • JFA says:

      Honestly if I had created in my head the lamest version of a boyfriend for JA, it would not have even approximated the level of toolishness that this dickhead embodies.

      • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

        He really is dumb as fuck, which Julie’s Princeton Papa had to OMG! discover within a few moments in Debbie’s “presense.”

        • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

          Her father is weird and seems to have a diminuative personality, yet both Debby and Donks probably are both freaked out that Petey will realize just how vapid Goat Soap is. Read that DMCA letter again. He’s barely able to string words together.

      • sausage curls/fingers says:

        I understand she can’t do much better anymore but, Christ, to sink so low? Not even hot, skinnier than her, no job (let alone not even being an OMGfounder), not famous, no money to leech off of, culturally unaware, dumb as a box of rocks and completely nutless. I wouldn’t have even given this dude my real number at a bar and she’s living with him.

        • JFA says:

          but he’s SO NICE!!!!! And has absolutely no semblance of a life, so he can just borrow hers until she tires of him! And she got to save face and land a man after the “Miss Advised” shitshow painted her as the undateable lunatic she is!!!!

          she wins!!!!!!

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            That is really what so much of this relationship is about for her, right? Face-saving. She came off as a complete fucking lunatic during that show, exactly as her “haters” have always portrayed her. She desperately needed some dude, any dude, to go out with her so she could combat the truth. And this dumbass just happened to be willing to be set up with her. Really makes you wonder sometimes.

          • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

            My favorite moment was when she SO proudly announced on Twitter that she has BOYFRIEND. Like as if everyone was sitting there on pins and needles after the show’s finale, waiting for the big reveal — then clapping at their Twitter streams. Pathetic.

            Girl needs to get a job and some purpose to her life.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Right, and not just a job, but some real, authentic (HELLO!) interests that aren’t just things she’s glommed onto from some other person who she thinks has it all figured out.

            I really have to wrack my brain to come up with someone as parasitic as she is. She does not have a creative bone in her body but LOVES to latch on to anyone she thinks has some sort of successful con going on. If I were a fiction writer instead of a nonfiction type, she’d be a great character in a wacky mystery novel.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            Whom she thinks. Ahem. Um, err, oops.

          • JFA says:

            Hooves: Pretty sure she didn’t just announce it on twitter, but also on FB, her Elle column, and the Bravo Blog. She also pre-announced it that a big reveal was coming a few days before.


          • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

            JFA — Lol, you’re so right. I wish I could replay that series of events over and over again. So smug. So, so sad.

  8. JFA says:

    I also feel like saying, if you are so hard up on paying rent that you have to force your gay boyfriend to write glowing reviews of your apartment so strangers rent it for a few nights here and there, perhaps think of moving. Give Dadsers wallet a break for once.

  9. idiotbox says:

    do you guys think it’s possible that the donkey wasn’t aware of the letter? Hear me out: the letter was so obviously a joke, I can’t imagine that the donkarina wouldn’t just be like, “let Daddy draft it.” Methinks, Debbie Seltzer lacking a white horse and a penis, wanted to protect her lady. I imagine he sent a winky text when he discovered the website to be down. “You needn’t worry about a think now, baby. Also, I REQUIRED them to keep my name super secret. Hot scissor session later tonight?”

    I REQUIRE that this comment be kept secret, btw.

    • Coveted Vag Space/Du says:

      definitely not.

      she is in full holier than thou, ‘for all the girls,’ internet bullying persona. she posted two articles on her fb, exactly 12 hours ago:

      — about mob theory, and how anonymity makes people animals, specifically calling out: “When you are in a group, you may feel a shared responsibility and so less individual responsibility for your actions. In this way a morally questionable act may seem less personally wrong. You may also feel a strong need to conform to social norms.” and:

      where she calls out: “”What I want to observe, then, is simply this: when people invoke “free speech” to defend a person’s right to take pictures of unwilling women and circulate those pictures on the internet, they are saying that it is okay to do so. They are saying that society has no legitimate interest in protecting a woman’s right not to have pictures of her body circulated without her consent. Her consent is not important. ”

      In other words. She’s in on it. And she put her Ivy league, big word, feminist hat on to “secretly” share the deep thought around her trying to shut this site/cite/sight down.

      High horse donkey is the worst donkey.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Can we deviate to that subject specifically, for a moment?

        When I read about ViolentAcrez being outted, I mulled it over & vacillated how I felt about it, but I kept coming back to being on the side of Michael Brutsch, which is where I ultimately settled.

        Not because I am on board w/ any of his creepy habits. No, very much to the contrary. Matter of fact, he sounds like someone I’d detest in person.

        But here’s the thing: Fucking w/ someone’s livelihood because you are in disagreement w/ their online actions? Not cool. If what he was doing crossed a legal line, then turn him into authorities & let them sort it out — in no way is it up to the Julia Allison’s & the Adrian Chen’s of the world to play judge, jury & executioner on someone’s else ability to remain employed.

        • says:

          I struggled with that example, too, Brayella. And I also landed on the side of Brusch.

          Chen could have written that entire story without identifying the man or posting an accompanying identifying picture. Chen could have stated plainly that yes, Gawker knows the guy’s identity and has been in contact with him.

          The results would have been the same or, I beleive, better. But only if Chen’s purpose was to discourage that individual from continuing his practices on Reddit and to also illustrate that anonymity can be fairly easily breached. There was absolutely no need to out the guy by name, photo, etc.

          Unless, that is: (1) you have no clue how professional journalists operate and (2), you want to get revenge on Reddit because you’re butthurt the commenters there overwhelmingly write you off as a total joke. [Bingo!]

          In no way do I defend Brusch or his practices. Of course what he was doing was wrong and he was well aware of that. He had no consent and was therefore exploitative. He and his cohorts know full well that rarely would they have received consent had any of them actually asked. (I say rarely because => /gonewild.)

          If Brusch was breaking the law, then he should be charged and subsequently receive a fair trial. This episode on Gawker reeked of an ego-driven witch hunt, particularly on Chen’s part, and I believe it will backfire on him and Gawker in a big way.

          • says:

            Oh, and donkey?

            Before you get all release the hounds with “But RBD doesn’t have my consent either!! And that’s exploitation!!”, let me remind you that it’s called fair use, darlin, excerpted examples from the original used for broader social commentary.

            But I know a social media expert like you is aware of all that, right? And that’s why you are so rigorous in maintaining the integrity of your “brand” online. Not like some dummy who posts thousands upon thousands of pictures of themselves and makes exaggerated or contradictory claims then expects to be showered in adoration and praise! You’d never do anything that clueless, amiright?! You’re an expert!!

            The material used on RBD is either stuff you’ve posted yourself, JABa, or posed for in the hope if would reach larger distribution. We here at RBD just happen to have a different interpretation of what that avalanche of “look at me” antics actually illustrates about you and your “brand” and we like to get together and discuss those interpretations.

            So? All good? Ya, thought so.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            Thanks, Blink — you articulate it much better!

        • New Year New You says:

          “Violentacrez decided to create a safe space for people sexually attracted to underage girls to share their photo stashes. I would call these people pedophiles; the Jailbait subreddit called them “ephebophiles.” Jailbait was the online equivalent of systematized street harassment. Users posted snapshots of tween and teenage girls, often in bikinis and skirts. Many of these were lifted from their Facebook accounts and thrown in front of Jailbait’s 20,000 horny subscribers.”

          Fuck Brusch. Post photos of his house.

        • idiotbox says:

          It’s always hysterical when she aligns herself with the exploited and defenseless victims. She may feel like a victim but she did this to herself.

          I hate to say it, but I really wish that Annie Lalla’s session wasn’t interrupted with donk’s crocodile tears. Take this as a lesson, Julie. Look within yourself and identify the evil, manipulative, money-obsessed famewhore and work on fixing it.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Live by the sword, die by the sword. I wouldn’t have written Chen’s article, but I wouldn’t have violated others’ privacy and bragged about it for e-peen like Brutsch did. For years.

          When you get into a race to the bottom, you wind up at the bottom.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Brutsch shared the names and potentially identifying information of minor girls with people in r/ creepshots, after all.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            I did not know about that, Albie. Was that part in Chen’s article & I just flat-out missed it?

            See, this is where I get into the back & forth w/ myself over who was least wrong vs. most right.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            According to people on SomethingAwful, he would say things like “Of course I can’t doxx her for you, but this is [Firstname] at [Name of High School] in [State]” which was both a nod to Reddit principles of anonymity and enough info for people to find her and get more pictures, often from online albums she (or her friends and family) thought were private.

            I can’t verify this myself, because I don’t use Reddit, but these Something Awful posters were among the group that had done the investigation that shamed Reddit into shutting down the “jailbait” subreddit a while back, so I think it’s likely they’re being accurate.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            I still think Chen’s article was clearly written for the scoop value, not to get the bullshit to stop. Which is why I trust the Something Awful folks more on this; they’re just angry at how horrible this crap is, they don’t want clicks or to go on the TV or whatever Chen wants.

            One of the things I hate about Gawker is the way they dress sensationalism and clickmongering up in the guise of investigative reporting.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            So, Chen comes at it from the standpoint of making money on the outting, cuz it’s his job, & by the same token, he is okay w/ costing someone their job. Chen’s bills are more important, doncha know?

            Lest you think I don’t care about girls being exploited, that’s not true, & I think the SA folks sound pretty awesome for effectively shaming someone (a bunch of someones) into doing the right thing in regards to young girls.

            Eh. Ya know, if the employer looks into online stuff from the work site & turns out that he was doing this shit from there too, great, they have a reason to fire him that’s 900% better than simply disapproving of what he does in his off-time, (like Jack McCain’s lolyer wanted, right, D0nkey?)

            I’m not coming from the free speech angle like so many others, but rather the vigilante justice attitude of Chen, et al. Okay for Chen, then why not okay for 4Chan to mete out some ‘justice’ too? Name names, post google maps, sic ’em!

            The righteous ones need to volunteer for jury duty.

          • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

            Did Brutsch get fired? I haven’t seen anything about that? I think there does need to be some space online for anonymity, especially for unpopular ideas–even (or especially) ones I disagree with. Westboro Baptist Church people are awful, but I’m glad I live in a country where they can (with some limits, obvi) say what they want and I can ignore them or say what I want back to them.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            He has said that he got fired.

      • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

        I feel I should have an opinion on the Chen article, but it was so GOD DAMN LONG!

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      My guess is that Dad$ers has made it clear he wants nothing to do with her Internet cease-and-desist shenannigans, so she pestered Debbie (I mean “Devin Stetler”) until he drafted something and sent it.

    • New Year New You says:

      Yes scissoring is the only thing going on with Devin Cojones Stetler:[img][/img]

      PS Devin Stetler than image should go into your Google pics results now.
      Devin Stetler Devin Stetler Devin Stetler.

      Don’t fuck with The Internets Devin Stetler.

  10. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    What a tool!

    So he lives in downtown LA but goes to Marina del Bray to relax?

    “My next LA geataway”? You live there, you lying scumbag.

  11. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    So “Dandy” Stetler is moving in with Julia? I thought her whole goal was to move to San Francisco eventually. I don’t know… I think she has a deadbeat on her hands.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      Who do you think you are?! Debbie is busy, busy, busy at her office in LAX’s Chili’s, an L.A. getaway when the pink in Marina Del Bray gets to be too overbearing.

      Seriously, the last time Julia tried to shut down her snark site, the scheme juices were a boilin’ and a McCain was about to shanghaied. Something’s about to go down and she doesn’t want us on the google radar.

      • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

        But San Francisco is the land of OBO. Tech-wizardry happens there…and she wants that kind of guy and that kind of money.

        I mean, sure, Devin is the Chili’s Lawyer-in-Residence, but I think Julia is giving him lunch money.

        THIS IS NOT HOW THE DREAM WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! I guess I’m so invested, I am truly sad for her.

  12. sausage curls/fingers says:

    The raving sections he adds to make the place seem worth the price are hilarious. The… bedding is nice?! Better than a hotel! Please believe that and come here instead! So private! FANTASTIC kitchen!

    As if any of that would be worth the AirBnB price, let alone the rent.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      I’ve stayed at the downtown Standard for $150. Devin Stetler’s sad studio with dumpster dived furniture o’ plenty ain’t gonna beat out the Standard.

    • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

      It would be so weird to pay 300-400/night and still have almost no privacy. And to be sharing a place with someone like Julia who doesn’t really respect privacy at all anyway. The whole thing is just… weird.

      • Tingolayo says:

        Imagine having to use to the toilet, but a donkey’s locked in the bathroom.

        • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

          While Lilly’s muffled yaps are heard nonstop from a bag under a seat …

          • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

            Never mind; wasn’t thinking about dog-less internat’l flight. AmBrae will be Lilly-sittin’.

  13. Princess WideStance says:

    Poor Debbie. His Attorney at LOL office ain’t even in Chili’s. It’s Chili’s Express. Damn.

  14. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    I love how the dim bulb was so impressed by the dimmers. Sweets to the sweet.

    • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

      Most recessed lighting trim is made for halogen bulbs and is run in a series of 3-4 lights. You need dimmers because you can’t turn on/off individual recessed lights and these bulbs are typically several hundred lumens each. Halogen also uses a lot more energy than LED and LED bulbs cost like 5x as muchs, so halogen + dimmers is the best way to be energy efficient.

    • Grammarian says:

      my old ranch house has open rooms and little overhead installed lighting so the lights there are have dimmers, to manage what in a better designed house would be turning on and off more installed lights. not ideal, but it’s a cheaper solution than installing more lights or having a lot of lamps

  15. Fameless Shamewhore says:

    “…a…kitchen stocked with all the tools…”

    He got that one right.

  16. [REDACTED]'s mom says:

    In order to write a review on Airbnb, you have to have been an actual guest who booked through the site. And the only way you can book a place is if you pay in advance. Otherwise, hosts could get their friends to write whatever they want. (And, by the way, there is a separate place where friends can give references, without having actually booked via the site, but they are designated as “friends” and those do not count as “reviews”.)

    So some sort of payment took place in order for that review to have been solicited from the “guest” and published. Payment and refund, I suppose.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      Unlike her pelts & hooves, D0nkey actually launders Little Debbie’s allowance.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      I’m sure Julie thought of the Airbnb fee as an “investment”, just like buying Twitter followers.

      She has no fucking moral compass whatsoever.

      Besos, Motherlod! Hope all is well with you.

  17. Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

    “Sad Table With One Chair” might be the funniest thing since substandard caulking.

    • Fake Kidney Infucktion says:

      “Substandard caulking” sounds like a great name for Devin.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      I was quite taken with “Best electric kettle I’ve ever used.” Enough so that I considered, briefly, dropping my time-tested handle (which dates from the Jurassic) in favor of BestElectricKettle.

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        I don’t know how many electric kettles I’d have to use before I realized one was the best. I think it would have to be the same number of jars full of my own urine that I had hidden in my living room.

  18. Prof. F Camping says:

    btw, i fully approve of your new twitter background image, JP. 😉

  19. Albie Quirky says:

    Twinkerballz, your shenanigans are shitty and embarrassingly chintzy. Is this how you’re going to provide social media reputation management services to your clients, with laughably hubristic DMCA notices that are full of lies, and shill testimonials shocking in their threadbare sleaziness?

    Devin Stetler, look at your life! Look at your choices! I think the folks back home in Modesto wouldn’t recognize the Devin Stetler they once knew. Your frat bros from the Kappa Gamma chapter of Sigma Nu at Cal Poly Pomona would be freaked out that you’ve become a wannabe’s lapdog and lackey. Get out while you still have your microballs reasonably intact!

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Devin Stetler did scrub his sad “Movember” page from the Internets, though, so nobody will see his uggums skeevy facial hair that nobody, not even his Kappa Gamma bros, paid him as much as $1 to grow. For men’s health!

      Beautiful work, Reputation dot dumbass.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Better scrub faster, Little Dancer!

        • CDB says:


        • idiotbox says:

          this may be the flu and dayquil talking, but I so, so love that comment with that photo I can’t stop laughing and accidentally blowing my nose.

    • Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

      Was he really a Sig Nu? Gross. They’re ALWAYS he biggest tools.

  20. Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

    Time for a break from Marina del Bray’s tackiest con artists. Let’s ponder a Deep Thought from Donkey enabler Kristin Thorne!

    “The other day I drove by a street named Banana Street. Could you imagine writing ‘Banana Street’ on your résumé or job applications??”

  21. New Year New You says:

    Jacy, I can haz question?

    Yesterday when the site was down, FUCK YOU DEVIN STETLER, I went searching for the emergency shelter rebloggingnonsociety @ blogspot, and it appears to be no more or been made private. Is it no more, or has it been made private? Or was it all a dream?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I made it private. But if we get shut down again, for more than a few hours, I’ll open it back up and we can reconvene there.

      • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

        Just so dumbs like myself know where to go in an emergency, the URL is _______ ? I want to save it in my browser favorites and also stash a comfortable blanket, pillow, and a month’s worth of gluten-free rations there.

        (I ask for the URL because wasn’t was shut down for “Terms of Service” issues at some point?)

  22. Brayniac says:

    I love this feature

  23. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    My Parents’ House

    Reviewed by RRR

    Well, I can’t say this was worth the money. For one thing the hosts are a pair of highball-swilling Rockefeller Republicans who pay absolutely no attention to you, their guest, though you stand in front of them miming “pay attention to me!” for thirty-plus years. Then there’s the little fact of the food: everyone for forty miles is “dieting” so there is none. Plenty of booze, in fact enough to float the navy, which kind of makes six yards of hash out of the whole “dieting” business. The decor is strictly unrelieved 1835 downstairs and everything has a little chunk of wood under one leg to keep from rocking back and forth on the seasickness-inducing slanted floors. Upstairs is drafty as hell and full of carpet moths the size of dinner plates. There is a swell view of acres of lawn waiting to be cut, again, by you, to “build character.” There is also a spite hedge. There used to be swimming pool, but the manager of the establishment got sick of everyone using it and had it filled in. I thought there was a tennis court but I finally found the album and evidently there was a ping-pong ball table outside one summer. Plus there are three cats, two that hide under the bed and one that you wish would hide under the bed. All in all, I recommend giving this place a miss and staying at that well-known establishment, Cousin Esme’s, where XXX-rated nightlife is provided free of charge to anything with a penis and not a few things with vaginas every Friday once she manages to get the cork out of the sauterne.

  24. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    “Every light in this place has a dimmer!”

    Well there’s me sold.

    “I slept like a baby.”

    The implications are disturbing.

    “I also discovered the cow’s end…”


    No, God, no.

  25. Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

    WTF is up with his mouth? That close-up scared the fuck out of me (and it takes a lot to do that!)

  26. Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

    I feel like I missed something. Why was RBD down a while yesterday? Was it a DDS attack? Copyright claim? Or the admins spent the money on Yandy costumes?

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      See the post directly below this one.

      Debbie threatened legalese.

    • Prof. F Camping says:

      Miss Debbie sent a DMCA infringement claim to the host (the letter in the previous post), and we didn’t see the emails soon enough to respond. Once the “offending item” was removed we were back in business.

      • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

        sorry, I didn’t see there were 2 posts today. I’ve been used to 1 per day (or 1 every few days)

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        Now I’m thinking of Debbie Jellinsky screaming “Deb-or-ah!” at her Spanish maid.

  27. fig says:

    This really is proof that Julia is an idiot: trying to be a public persona and also a gentle scammer. While she might think the self-made publicity helps her scams, it really just alerts people to what a dishonest person she is. Why does she not see that? Does she just assume other people are even stupider then herself?

    And my real question is what it always has been: does this work? Does she actually make money this way?

  28. Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

    This might be a bad day to say this, but I feel nothing but genuine sads for Debbums. Poor guy. So many layers of sadness.

  29. Albie Quirky says:

    Hey, y’all, Devin Stetler (of the Modesto Stetlers) wants to help us “make impactful change” in our small businesses, per his website at . I’m sure Devin Stetler didn’t learn that kind of fractured English at California State Polytechnic Institute, Pomona!

    “Impactful”—I die.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Oops, sorry, I meant California Polytechnic State University, Pomona. Where Devin Stetler matriculated.

      • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

        Did he go to the Pomona campus on the San Luis Obispo campus? (Also, which is nicer? SLO is supposedly an amazing place… not sure about the school but I hear the weather is fab)

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Pomona. I hear SLO campus is somewhat more selective, and a nicer facility, but I have never visited either.

          • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

            People rave about SLO as a place to live on this other blog I read. SLO and Santa Barbara.

            Is Cal Poly Pomona one of of the 5 Pomona colleges or whatever? If so, maybe Goat Soap knows Emily/ “Cupcakes & Cashmere”

          • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

            She went to Claremont McKenna, so I’m just wondering if Goaty might’ve hung around with the Pomona/Claremount types? Or if they would shun Cal Poly?

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            @AQ that’s what I’ve heard about SLO
            @DSIO Cal Poly is not one of the Claremont colleges; its a public school, part of the California State University system

          • Donkey Ho-Tay says:

            I went to Pomona College (the Claremont Colleges one) and at least when I was there, Cal Poly Pomona was looked down on by the Claremont kids who even knew it existed—it wasn’t too close to Claremont and I think they were a big agricultural school with lots of commuter students. I’m sure it has good programs, but it’s not probably one of the easiest Cal States to get into.

            That kind of stuff doesn’t matter much to me, but I find it hilarious that Julia wanted an Ivy League educated guy and instead got Devin Stetler from Cal Poly Pomona. You know she’s got to be pissed.

        • Tingolayo says:

          SLO is a beautiful town. Cal Poly’s engineering school has a good reputation and excellent employment opportunities for grads (from what I’ve heard.) That’s why I was confused by the grifty goatfuckery– I thought he’d gone there. I don’t know anything about Pomona.

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      “Impact” as a verb has been one of Mr. Silkypaws’ pet peeves for a LONG time. I’m not sure he’s ever heard of “impactful,” but he’s so going to learn the cold hard truth about it soon.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks (Try the Chilean sea bass!) says:

      The ghost of Al Haig is weeping. “No, no, Devin! That’s ‘operationally impactful change, business-wise.'”

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Debbie just keeps bringing the LOLs:


      “A non-existent word coined by corporate advertising, marketing and business drones to make their work sound far more useful, exciting and beneficial to humanity than it really is. This term is most frequently used in “team building” seminars and conferences in which said drones discuss the most effective ways to convince consumer zombies to purchase crap they clearly do not need or even want.”

    • JFA says:

      I don’t understand. Do these fools realize to do a job you have to actually know how to do the job? Like, to hold yourself out as an expert generally requires some combination of education, experience and proven results. Not just saying, “Hey! I am a web expert developer entrepreneur techie life consultant who will help you develop a better business/website/life.” Based on what exactly? Your lack of any discernible talent, skills, employment or reputation?

  30. anon says:


  31. CheckHerHead says:

    I contacted my friend who manages customer service at Airbnb to see if this can be flagged/reviewed/taken down, and any actions that can be taken to her account.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      RBD Rule #1: Don’t poke the donkey!

      • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

        Well unfortunately Goat Soap has already broken that rule. Most likely as early as “date 2”.

      • Worrisome Pelts says:

        Preventing her from using a friend’s employer to defraud the naive seems like an exception to that rule.

        • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

          Be nice to know if AirBnB vets allegations of deception.

        • juliajane says:

          I agree, I hope Devin’s review is removed. I use Airbnb and rely on the authenticity of the reviews, they shouldn’t get away with compromising that.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            I own and rent vacation property in Florida and I have to say it is totally unethical and lame to have your friends post reviews. If you are above board you let your customers speak for themselves. What an idiot, Twinkerballs, to shill and use your real name. Look, Twinky, that does not absolve you, it just reveals you as a dumbass.

          • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

            Anyone notice that Stevin Detler’s two reviews from the same person were undated? Probably more of the same back-scratchin’ going on there.

      • CheckHerHead says:

        I know! I thought this might be a worthy exception. I’m so sorry if I’m reflecting RBD poorly. Definitely not my intention.

        I did not mention any involvement other than personal concern.

        Apologies to all.

        • Worrisome Pelts says:

          We’re a community of people who bitch about an asshole on the internet, you don’t owe anyone an apology for acting on your best instincts. Julia is attempting to scam your friend’s employer and its customers. Pointing that out does not reflect on RBD in any way, but it does speak well of you.

        • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

          As long as you’re not accosting her in public or sending letters to her parents saying what a slut she is you should be fine. Also, if you were thinking of shaving your head and taking up racist puppet shows I’d probably pass.

  32. Norse Horse says:

    So I guess the bitch is going on her spiritual journey to South America.

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    I just bought the Khataland YoFoMat Travel Yoga Mat in Magenta (of course) for Peru!

    Yeah, you won’t look like an asshole at all.

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    I think it’s finally time to admit I purchase my toothbrushes based on how cute they are.

    Because you are a retarded child. Good of you to admit it.

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    Another question on this fine Monday morning! Anyone know of a chocolate that is super delicious but dairy free, gluten free & organic?

    Yes, but this magic chocolate only exists in fairy-tales. God, you’re annoying with the chocolate thing, a “Cathy” cartoon. Ack! Go fuck yourself.

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    I was told to start taking a probiotic before my trip to Peru – question: are there better & worse brands of probiotics? Anyone have a rec?

    Yes. That probiotic yogurt Jamie Lee Curtis shills for? Take a carton of those and shove them up your ass, one at a time. Works wonders. Don’t you have ten doctors on every coast and in Chi? Ask them, you stupid bitch. Enjoy Peru, their Spit Soup is really delicious, you’ll love it.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      I actually do know lots of dairy free and gluten free organic chocolate brands, because my stomach doesn’t work properly, but I would never tell Julie Albertson about them. Fortunately, her grilled-cheese-sandwich-eating lying-ass ass doesn’t really need the information.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:


      • JFA says:

        I have a solution:

        – Go to Whole Foods.
        – Read the fucking labels on chocolate bars.
        – Spend dadsers money and try a few.

        You’re welcome, dickhead.

        • Tingolayo says:

          … and look at a few of the natural health magazines they have at the checkout stand. But then you’d have to waste time reading. Maybe there’s a listicle for that.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      The succinct “go fuck yourself” is really all that needs to be said, isn’t it?

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      She allegedly has not had dairy since forever, now she is gonna load up on yogurt? Um, she’s gonna be in the airplane bathroom for the entire flight!

    • JFA says:


      I’m so over her organic bullshit. just eat a fucking twix bar and STFU already. You are not a yogi and no one is impressed.

  33. Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

    From Debbie’s AirbrayNbray nonsense…
    “From sf bay area. Now living in downtown LA. Self employed web developer who enjoys biking, cooking, and fun in the sun. I travel as far and as often as financially possible.”

    Since when did Modesto become “bay area”

  34. Aggressively Stupid says:

    This is the saddest relationship the Donkey’s ever had. I’ve followed her long enough to know that homeslice is the antithesis of everything she’s ever wanted in a guy. He’s not rich, famous, intelligent, or her all important quality, “fascinating”. Can you imagine Jules introducing this moron to Sklar or RVV or, really, any of the d-bags she used to try to impress in NYC?
    Not that I think that she deserves better, this is just a major indicator of how far she’s fallen.

    • Tingolayo says:

      Wow, he actually got up early in the morning and prepared ahead of time and put effort into making sure everything was just right… what’s he doing with the writer who whines if she has to actually write a few paragraphs over the weekend to earn her “dream job”?

  35. Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

    OT, Basement Book Club Call: I’m re-reading “Juliet, Naked” by Nick Hornby and somehow I’m much more confused about the ending than I was when I read it for the first time. I don’t remember what I thought, but this uncertain feeling just wasn’t there. (Devolving much?) If anyone cared to discuss it, that would be greatly appreciated. Since I’m specifically interested in talking about the ending, this needs a massive SPOILER ALERT slapped on it. XOXO, haters.

  36. How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

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