In Case You Were Wondering Why The Site Was Down. . .

. . . you can find an explanation here.

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  1. Donkolnikov says:

    oh wow. debbie threw down the gauntlet.

  2. Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

    Debby’s clearly doing this for Petey’s benefit. “I may be ball-less, dickless, lazy, unemployed, dumber than your donkey, and living off your money, but I’ll protect Little Edie (and Littler Devin) from the big bad internets.”

    Fuck you, Stetler.

  3. t-bone says:

    Bravo on violating Youtube’s terms. How did you do it? I thought it was for everybody?

    Apparently, Jackasses are the only ones who can criticize themselves. How dare you use freedom of speech to criticize Donks?

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      The youtube accusation is indicative of just how dumb Debby indeed is. Any violation appears to possibly be one image from one post.

      Fuck you, Stetler.

  4. sausage curls/fingers says:

    WAIT WHAT? Devin Stetler is now being recruited to scrub her internet history?

    PS: Plagiarism, stole a grapefruit, cheesey skillets, stole Jack McCain’s belt, e-mailed tips to her hate site, was an unwanted house guest at Jack McCain’s Coronado home, licked Randi Zuckerberg’s cake

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      P.S. Flunked journalism class, ripped off convenience store, light fingered Lucy after your tiara, exploited high school boyfriend’s illness for attention and sympathy, grade z drag queen lip synching the top 40, porno skirt in the middle of winter, auctioning off disgusting sweats on ebay, culturally illiterate, inveterate liar.

  5. Fauxto of Dorian Bray (In Reverse) says:

    Every time a website goes down, a Ken doll gets his nutsack.

  6. Julia's Chin Implant says:

    How did this result in the site going down? I thought it was self-hosted?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Not entirely. They gave us 48 hours to explain and we didn’t see the emails. Then they took the site down temporarily, until we had a chance to address/look into the complaint.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        aww, poor Donks and Debbie. they must have been so thrilled with themselves. Actually I thank them: this is a pretty fabulous development in terms of the flagging narrative Miss Julia Allison. There are still surprises to be had! On to life changing adventures in Peru. But will our Donkey be back in time for Halloween?? So many questions.

      • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

        Seriously they need jobs (paying ones). That letter was laughable.

  7. Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

    [img]http://i.imgur.com/36nUl.jpg[/img]

    • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

      … also the elle.com mention would fall under a little-known legal doctrine called “fair use”.

      Seriously, of all the avenues of legal complaint you could possibly have dreamed up against this site/sight/cite, you choose the one that probably has the shortest route to utter defeat?

      Glad to see Julia’s still calling the shots for her legal team. God knows this worked so well last time.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Did Pettibogger draft the letter & then give Debbie a one-way ticket to Chile after (s)he signed it?

        • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

          yeah, seriously. what, debbie was in “chile” on “business” aka emailing hostgator from the chili’s at LAX?

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            I represent my client
            [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1q6-M0X-EvA/Sz5G2B5u2HI/AAAAAAAAFZE/U9BKl_C2g58/s400/donkey-big+poop+hat.jpg[/img]

      • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

        So many things fall under “Fair Use” that it should be an auto reply anyone makes a complaint about this site. This site is clearly parody/criticism/commentary. It’s arguably educational, too, such as when we discuss epoxy grout or 6″ diamter recessed can lighting. The only thing we really couldn’t claim in a Fair Use defense would be political commentary. Even the laziest law student in an IP class would get this question right on an exam.

  8. drdonkula says:

    See, that shows what I know. I thought you had to be the copyright holder to file a DMCA takedown request.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Me too! WTF? I don’t know why HostGator paid any attention to it. Maybe there is something I am not understanding.

      • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

        IIRC (and I’m now 2.5 years removed from having to professionally give a shit) the request is supposed to come from the owner but there’s a certain pressure to act that can cause overzealous responses.

        However, 512(f) provides for some remedy against misrepresented claims – Diebold got hit for $125K for this several years back.

        • Software Monkey says:

          Last time I checked, the copyright holder (or their representative in this case) can request takedown, but has to take action in court within X days of the takedown going into effect. If he doesn’t take action before the deadline, I believe he can’t continue making the same takedown requests — IIRC.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      wouldn’t you think? when i first saw the notice i thought debbie must have been the photographer for the “offending” image in the post (on elle.com, of her sparkly green shoes). but no, it’s “stephanie jones”, and i doubt debbie seltzer is the agent or representative of stephanie jones, elle, or any other entity mentioned in the letter.

      so fuck you goat soap. hostgator complies with all requests, legit or not, because they don’t want to get in trouble.

      i kinda hope debbie does send us a list of the “152″ other violations, and i hope he uses his fancy (=nonexistent) letterhead (lol!) on an undated letter REQUIRING that his identity be kept secret. use comic sans next time, debbie!

    • Tingolayo says:

      Also, that looks like it was taken from a “user agreement,” i.e. for registered users of elle.com. Imagine if Bravo went after everyone who used their images .

      I wonder whether iVillage protects themselves with this type of legal clause: “. . you shall not modify, make derivative works of, disassemble, reverse compile or reverse engineer any part of the Covered Sites.”

    • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

      You can file a complaint but you do have to be assigned the right to do so.

  9. Bethany says:

    Whaaat! This is wild. Me and my cat Frosty are behind you guys all the way

  10. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    I bet Lilly’s leash & sweater look really cute on Debbie.

  11. drdonkula says:

    I like that when you google “Devin Stetler” the very first result is an article from this site. The Google + page for someone named Devin Stetler comes up after that.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I wonder how much of this attempted scrubbing was on behalf of Julia. I’d be pretty upset about my sullied web history if I were Devin Stetler.

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        He is offering his services to fix others’ online “presense” when he can’t even fix his own.

      • Random Snowflake says:

        I can see why Devin Stetler might want the site taken down :)

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/YGvMn.png[/img]

        • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

          I am in love with whomever posted that so google picked it up. It now gives him an excuse to break off this fake romance once and for all.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I actually feel no malice towards poor dumb Debbie. After seeing those Fashion Week videos, I realize we are dealing with a vapid surfer dude who never really evolved intellectually beyond age 15, which is why they get along so well. But unlike his demented GF, he doesn’t seem to be rotten at the core — just dumb. And dong-less.

      Let’s go easy on the poor dumb boneless bonehead. He tried to do something valiant for his scheming egomaniacal shrew of a woman. He was too dumb to think of anything that would work. But at least he tried. That oughta earn him a few pats on the head or even an attempt to suck off his pencil tonight.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      Google’s first Devin Stetler result: “Is This The Latest Victim of America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen?” Debby’s religious ‘rents must love that! Oh, ‘scuse me, Petey’s paying the rent now.

      P.S. Fuck you, Stetler.

  12. OMGDonk says:

    Is GoatSoap running an online reputation defender now? How convenient for our Donkey…[img][/img]

    • OMGDonk says:

      LAST TRY

      • OMGDonk says:

        [img]http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p549/PancakesMcCaine/ScreenShot2012-10-14at115344PM_zps7e88b299.png[/img]

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Dear Twinkerballs: I want you to fix my online “presense” using misspelled fourth-grade reading level words. Cheers!

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            OMG Twinkerballs.

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

            His whole website is so terribly designed. So much embarrassment for him.

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            He should stick to cooking crab legs, making soap and offering sartorial guidance to the Learning Annex set.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            He has 20 years no make that 15 years experience! Debbums has been engineering web cites / sight / sites since he was 10!

            What? a fucking tool.

          • iblow4shoes says:

            I noticed he has content on his site now. The experience examples he shows seem to mostly be setting up CMS with Drupal. I assign this type of task to out least experienced developers where I work.

        • mule on rouge says:

          [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/20udemg.png[/img]

          And so does your girlfriend.

        • JFA says:

          Ugh, she so totally wrote this for him. Does she wipe your ass for you too? “HELLO!”

          It’s like her, as a man, minus the evil, and it’s SCARY.

    • Tingolayo says:

      She should scrub her whole image, and re-brand herself. Since she’s no longer seen as “journalist,” “insightful,” whatever, she should attempt to capitalize on whatever positives she has left. Cut your losses and move on. Teresa Giudice, one of the most detested Housewives in the history of the franchise, managed to write (?) a well-reviewed cookbook. (Since JA seems to balk at actually writing, however, a book might not be the best idea.)

  13. OMGDonk says:

    [img][IMG]http://i1155.photobucket.com/albums/p549/PancakesMcCaine/ScreenShot2012-10-14at115344PM_zps7e88b299.png[/IMG][/img]

  14. Dr. Gary says:

    EL-OH-FUCKING-EL.

    When I started reading the letter, I thought, ‘oh, I guess we know why Dad$ers was in town this weekend.’

    But then I got page 2 and had myself a hearty chuckle.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      p.s. Devin Stetler, Is This The Latest Victim of America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen?

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Once more, with feeling —
        p.s. Devin Stetler, Is This The Latest Victim of America’s Favorite Second Date Blowjob Queen?

  15. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    That letter is too funny for words. It’s like the scene in Good Will Hunting where Ben Affleck pretends to be Matt Damon at the interview and tries to sound smart.

    This guy is as stupid as he looks. And Donkey. Oh Donkey. Give it up. Just stop. We’re not going anywhere. If you want us to stop, stop being such an asshole. It’s that simple.

  16. KashMoney says:

    the claim has him swearing under penalty of perjury that he is the copyright holder (or their agent).

    um, no.

    it’s like how jabba thinks she owns pictures that people take OF her. this is 101 stuff, people. the photographer owns the rights to the pic, END OF STORY.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      Donkey is all up in the Creepshots controversy on her FB, and you just know she thinks it somehow is all about HER and how her image is used by creepy creepy others in ways she doesn’t like. Of course omitting the salient step in the process where she first posts said images to the internet so people can admire her and possibly OMG envy her.

    • Software Monkey says:

      In the letter, he certifies himself (under penalty of perjury) to be acting on behalf of elle.com, etc. I think that’s going to be a serious problem to elle.com’s attorneys, and I think it also opens him to a perjury claim. But what the fuck do I know?

  17. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    So let me get this straight, Devon Stetler is now posing as the fake lawyer of Ms. Julia Allison, America’s Favorite Second Date Blow Job Queen.

    And even though Devin Stetler required his fake posing as a lawyer be kept confidential, it was not, which makes Devin Stetler an even bigger laughing stock than for say, having no dick and non-deep dicking around in Julia Allison’s green skin tags.

    Okay, up to speed.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      Actually, Devin Stetler is now posing as the fake attorney of one Stephanie Johnson, a professional photographer. Wonder how she’d feel about being misrepresented by Donkey’s dickless wonder.

  18. KashMoney says:

    [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/9hkjfo.jpg[/img]

  19. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    The funny thing is… (if you’ve had as much vodka and Fresca as I have) she almost had me convinced she didn’t care about us anymore and had truly moved on. But now her boyfriend Devin Stetler looks even more laughable than yesterday, and who thought that was remotely possible

    • Who do you think you are? says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Despite public sucking up of Tim Sykes and shilling for overpriced Whore-o-ween costumes, I was beginning to wonder (though not really believe) she had Calm down, Kevined.

      I was even thinking that we were running out of material here and that the comments – forgive me, all – were treading into mean for meanness’ sake territory. I should have known better!

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        I agree totally. I was wondering if she’d finally wised up because she wasn’t Tweeting/Facebooking something outrageously stupid/asshole-ish/wildly dishonest/unjustifiably self-aggrandizing several times a day anymore, but only once a week or so. I was thinking if she could cut that down to once a month, RBD probably would have no reason to exist.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        yup, I thought the scheme and rage juices that were ever on the boil had subsided to a simmer. That maybe at long last Julia Allison had internalized some of the life lessons she swears up and down she learned during the fateful shooting of Miss Advised. Like you said, WDYTYA?, I should have known better.

  20. Dr. Gary says:

    [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/23uvh8n.png[/img]

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      DEAD. DEAD. DEAD.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Beautiful.

      I have rarely laughed so hard. I am so sorry you had to deal with this nonsense, Jacy/jp, but it is a cornucopia of hilarity beyond compare. I died, rolled the stone away from my own tomb, then died all over again.

      • sausage curls/fingers says:

        I feel so guilty because when I saw the site was down a part of me hoped she was behind it. The lulz have been lacking and this made up for it. So sorry JP and Jacy. So fat.

    • Wonkeye says:

      Spat coffee. Thank you! And thank you, Debbie Seltzer, for bringing the LOLs.

    • Greg says:

      brilliant.

  21. Norse Horse says:

    Debbie Seltzer can go fuck herself. I was going to say, “that takes some balls”, but we all know the tragic story there. Kiss my ass, Debbie, and you too, Julia Baugher. Yer fucking awful, and we have this First Amendment thing. Kiss it!

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      Parody, fair use, and the First Amendment live at Reblogging Donk, and I’d like to take this opportunity to raise my Campari to the the one and only Larry Flynt!

      P.S. Fuck you, Dumb Debbie (I’ll stop soon, Mama J. I Promise.)

  22. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    Devin Stetler, imagine if you put as much effort into looking for a job as you did writing this letter… oh, wait.

    BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  23. CurlingIronsAtDawn says:

    Doesn’t one need a law license to represent another? Isn’t this why agents are all lawyers? And to refer to someone else as ones “client” certainly implies attorney. Devin needs to be careful not to engage in the unauthorized practice of law.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Agents aren’t all lawyers by any means. And PR firms also have clients, for instance.

      Twinkerballs is impersonating a grownup, though. Badly.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    • darling dearest says:

      only about $1 per 45 cent postage stamp of lodwick’s face. What a deal!

      But you know if anyone tried to make stamps of jule’s face, her team of legal representatives would be all over that.

  24. Norse Horse says:

    Also, Devin Stetler has no dick at all. I’m talking about Devin Stetler.

    And I’m imagining a late-night sitcom called, “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler”. Based on “Mary Hartmann, Mary Hartmann”, “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” will be an exploration of modern mores and ways. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” will show us the way we live now. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler”will explore social issues, such as seeking fame without achievement. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” will be powerful drama, when one parasite opportunist attaches herself to another. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” will blow your mind in its realistic depiction of lazy narcissism. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” shall win many Emmys when I get it off the ground. Unfortunately, everyone in Hollywood is appalled and repulsed by the lazy famewhores in my script for “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler”. Which, I take as a mere setback. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” has massive potential, and I am holding a casting call in Marina Del Rey this week, for an actor who can really embody my idea for “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler”.

    Oh, but he’s in South America, on “business”. Those people who survive on llama milk and meat really need his tech expertise. Even though they’ve never seen a computer. “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” is an amazing project that needs to happen. I won’t let my script for “Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler” go away.

  25. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    He has a list of 152 other violations available upon request. To which I say, Debbie, YOU READ THIS WHOLE SITE, and you still want Julia Allison’s green skin tags?

    PRAISE GREG WE’RE GETTING OUR WEDDING!

  26. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    IN THIS CORNER:
    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/6dwqp3.png[/img]

    VERSUS, AS CAPTCHA SO ELOQUENTLY CALLED IT:
    ‘toy soldier’

    RELATED:
    Chile is experiencing an upsurge in medical tourism for gender-reassignment surgery.

  27. Random Snowflake says:

    The best part of this whole thing is learning that Devin Stetler also frequents this site.. I wonder if after a nice romantic Devin-cooked dinner they make a nice fire in the fireplace, open a box of wine, and retire to the sofa to catch up on the latest RBD post?

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      It also says Donkey is forever unchanged even after her consultation with Annie Lalalalallalala. Donkey, forever scheming, forever failing.

    • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

      “Take me to your darkest place, Julia, and tell me what winces you.”

  28. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    OT: Jacy, if you have a sec to check an email I sent you …

  29. Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

    The very first thing I did upon detecting some Donkey legalese was to scroll down to the name on the bottom of the document.

    When I saw this ridiculous collection of words came from DEBBIE SELTZER I damn near fell out of my chair laughing. A serious guffaw. Legit lol. Oh my. Where do I begin?

    Oh, how about this. HIS CLIENT?!?! WHAT THE GREGGING FUCK? This is just like last time when Juliar cribbed from some of her Daddy’s form letters in an effort to make them more intimidating. She ever copied and pasted one of those confidentiality footers to put on the bottom!

    Devil Stelter is a dim bulb queer with no balls. Guess what Twinkerbell, you engaged in a clearly fraudulent relationship with a bloated mental patient to get your name out there, and now you’re pissed it’s not going so well. Go fuck yourself, Debbie.

    • LickedRandisCake says:

      Excuse you. Tortoise Inference is too a valid legal term. Or was that Tortilla Insurance? Tortuous Insolence? Her Daddy said so. Just like its not really stealing if you “find” someone’s tiara. That’s just called Permament Borrowing! It’s perfectly legal like and shit.

      The only thing that could make me happier right now is a rousing round of Substantiated Rumor Time.

  30. Fameless Shamewhore says:

    “I represent my client…”

    But the letter is *from* Devin Stetler himself, right? I iz confused!

    What if yourself is the client?

  31. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    BUSTED:

    Speaking of Devin Stetler’s lies and Devin Stetler misrepresenting himself – how’s this: Devon Stetler leaving a review for Julia Allison’s Marina del Rey condo on Air B n B when um, HE LIVES THERE. Um, er opps!

    Reviews (2)

    Reviews From Guests

    Devin
    The title was spot on! This was a gorgeous beachside getaway for sure!! Julia was so sweet and made sure i had everything i needed to relax (the whole point of my trip there). Upon entry I was delighted by the sparkly cleanliness of the place as well as the calming decor and relaxing dim lighting (every light in this place has a dimmer!!). It was quiet and spacious with a FANTASTIC kitchen stocked with all the tools I needed to make a nice dinner for two. The bedding was especially nice as well- better than luxury hotels and I slept like a baby. The morning light in the living room was stunning and so nice to wake up to. Having access to the rooftop, I did some yoga in the sun facing the ocean. What a sight! Even parking was a snap on pacific ave just outside the front of the house. I’m keeping this place on my short list for a quick, relaxing LA getaway. MDR might be my new favorite beach! It’s so private! I also discovered the cow’s end after walking down on Washington- really cool cafe! Highly recommended getaway with an incredibly friendly and considerate host. Thank you!!

    October 2012

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      Someone please do a sexually delicious screen grab of this:

      https://www.airbnb.com/users/show/1474931

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      And you can book Devin Stetler’s downtown condo!

      “OMG Sexy Industrial DT Studio Loft”

      DEAD

      https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/532973

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Are those pictures over the bed from Trader’s Village???!?

        • Jack the Ferocious Bulldog says:

          Actually stencils of fine art photographs shot and slain by Hunter Gorham in exotic locales.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        & what is that to the right of the tv? Looks like a sewing machine. ZOMG, is he D0nkey’s seamstress?

      • Dr. Gary says:

        “OMG SEXUALLY DELICIOUS DT Studio Loft”

        Fixed that for you.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        From a review of Twinkerballz place:
        “… the best electric kettle I’ve ever use …”

        Now THAT is just sad.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          So much lulzy goodness. And all in one night. Praise Greg!

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          Sadder than the 3 obviously dumpster diver kitchen tables pushed together… that only have one chair????

          Table for eight, one chair. Sad Debbie.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            What’s about the Cute & Tiny™ ottomans??
            D0nkey needs one each per stanky hoof.

            Ima go back & look closer at those tables … am betting that there’s at least one leg shimmed up w/ a folded cardboard beer coaster.

            SEXY!

          • Dr. Gary says:

            Sad table is sad.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Who wants to bet that the OMGthexaydowntown loft is situated over a tattoo parlor or some bookie’s place that fronts as a dentists office? & smells like the Korean takeout place three doors down? & has a neon light from the strip joint across the street flashing in the windows all night?

      • Exhausted Drag Hag says:

        What’s the fascination with dim lighting from these 2 dim bulbs?

      • Ex Spurt says:

        OMG That Place is a Dump.

        That’s fucking hilarious.

    • Random Snowflake says:

      Hmm.. so Air BnB allows tenants to post ficticious “reviews” to mislead potential customers? Someone needs to dispatch a legalese letter to the Air BnB folks to alert them to this fraud and misrepresentation.

      Devin Stetler is really batting 1000 in recent days..

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        This is the scam: He bought a series of nights from her. He was charged for those nights plus Air B n B fees. When Julia got the money, she paid Devin back and probably fronted his Air B n B fees. So for a twenty bucks or less (I assume he only “fake” booked one night), Julia bought herself another review – positive reviews push you to the front page or Air B and B plus con other people into renting your place.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      this is too funny. I’ve been missing the belly lulz lately, but they are SO back. Thank you, Devin Stetler.

    • CaptainGary says:

      Wow, Donks even wrote it for him – that is, unless these two tools are taking writing/grifting classes from the same grifters. But what are the chances of that?

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Definitely has Julie’s hoofprints all over it.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        So the guy is paying… I’m guessing $1600 a month for his Downtown dump… no one is renting his place save, 2 to 4 nights a week – why not dump the place and lose his security deposit… if he’s happy living in Marina del Bray? Unless… Devin Stetler is not so sure about a Donkey?????

        • juliajane says:

          And how in the hell is he paying for his OMG Sexy Studio when he is unemployed anyway?! So many questions…

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            They’re besties w/ waltzing Syke-0, (best-selling author, ex-hedge fund manager & self-made multi-millionaire trader & teacher), so why doesn’t he just “Learn How To Make $30,000 in 7 Days!”? After all, The 7 Amazing Video Lessons Are Free!

    • Tingolayo says:

      OT, but… you let strangers rent your place and sleep on your sheets and have access to everything in your closet etc? If you’re a renter, do you tell your landlord? I wouldn’t want my tenants giving out keys, security codes, etc., to a rotating group of strangers.

    • Sake Bombardier says:

      “The morning light in the living room was stunning and so nice to wake up to.”

      SOLD!

    • Grammarian says:

      “Upon entry”

      living walking waking nightmare

    • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

      OMG, I thought this was a parody. “Sparkly” cleanliness?! Also, what Pizza Hut did he steal that kitchen island multi-table thing from??

      This is a beautiful ending to a site outage.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Little Debbie’s termination pkg from his last paying gig must have allowed for him to take anything he wanted from the office break room.

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      One of Flusher’s friends should really convince her to take her name off this thing. The duo of Donkey and Devin are going to continue to make asses of themselves. Flusher is going to suffer guilt by association.

  32. moonshinedonkey says:

    What an amazing entrepreneur! At least he can write a letter.

    FUCKING NOT.

    • moonshinedonkey says:

      #devinstetler #tech #fuckingadonkey

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      Forget the content, he doesn’t even know how to justify paragraphs.

      The letter looks like it was written by an 11-year-old who is using Word for the first time.

  33. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    Hey, D0nk!

    What’s the secret to your awesome relaysh w/ Pencild0nk?
    That you can blow ‘im w/ your gaping maw shut & your chiclets clenched?
    [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/8vngch.png[/img]
    P.S. Your chinplant is getting awfully shifty …

  34. Princess WideStance says:

    Devin Stetler, I REQUIRE that you report to Jack McCain’s lawyer. She has some very pressing matters she would like to discuss with you. She could get you fired, you know… oh, wait.

  35. Snow says:

    Serious question, why and how does he plan to enforce the “you are required to keep my name confidential”? That makes no sense

  36. Princess WideStance says:

    Ahhh. Christmas always comes early at Donkton Abbey. Debbie, would you be a sweetheart and fetch me a mulled wine?

  37. Sacred Scrapbooks (Try the Chilean sea bass!) says:

    [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZBwB4E7edbs/T_QM6yfI3oI/AAAAAAAABIE/zWr41Jj-ao4/s1600/knight-in-shining-armor.jpg[/img]

  38. Tingolayo says:

    Oh dear, he had to type or paste the words “donk” and “crazypelts.”

  39. Aggressively Stupid says:

    Most men wouldn’t proudly refer to the woman their dating as “my client”. Goat soap is not most men.

  40. New Year New You says:

    Dear Devin Stetler,

    Grow a pair.

    PS: Dude who fucked a donkey.

  41. ShesJustStupid says:

    Oh god, so so funny. Glad to know this site bothers you Debbie. Also, you have one of the ugliest apartments I’ve ever seen.

    All of this makes me so grateful that Donks did Miss Advised because it made her look like a lunatic with the added benefit of stripping away her imagined right to not be ridiculed. So now it’s about copywrite violations.

  42. ShesJustStupid says:

    Also how OBNOXIOUS is the whole “You are REQUIRED to keep my name confidential”? Says who, asshole?

    • JFA says:

      That’s my fave part too. Tards.

    • fig says:

      Even funnier is that he must have send this and then went to South America. Or pretended to go to South America. Do you think they have delicious secret agent role play sex?

      • Greg'sWife (literally) aka DirtyLakeMichigan says:

        Or, better yet – maybe Devin Stetler has no idea he sent this letter. If he’s in South America how do we know Julie didn’t do this herself? Oh Devin Stetler what have you gotten yourself into?!

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      Everyone has a right to face their accuser, & besides, doesn’t D0nkey always bray, when getting called out, that no on should be allowed anonymity on the internet?

  43. JFA says:

    Dadsers Esq. so clearly drafted this. Guess we know what he was doing in town.

    Just give up already, losers.

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      Not even….

      I think he probably googled “copyright takedown notice” and wrote the “letter” just to calm Donkey down.

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      Dadsers didn’t write this. Dadsers, for all his faults, is still a practiced and accomplished attorney. And by all appearances intelligent.

      This was written by someone with zero grasp of the english language trying to string together important sounding words and his interpretation of legalese.

      • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

        Yeah, if this were the work of Dadsers Esq it’d mark a shocking decline in basic legal writing. This letter is so barely literate and struggling to say what it is trying to say that it’s pretty clearly the work of someone who has never sent or received any sort of legal correspondence.

        It’s also clear from this letter that most Disney Junior programming would be a bit above Debby’s level. Say what you will about Donk’s tortured writing, this Drupal-skinner’s attempts at the written word rival Hiroyuki Nishigaki’s achievements in incomprehensibility. Come to think of it, maybe I’m being rough on him… Based on this his TOEFL scores must be horrible.

        • Devin Stetler's Incompetent Orthodontist says:

          Kind of OT, but is Drupal really looked down on that much? I know someone who is some kind of Drupal admin or code monkey, he does seem kind of dull, I just want to confirm if my suspicious about Drupal are correct?

  44. ShesJustStupid says:

    Donkey’s fb status at 3am LA time: “in love.”

    They are perfect for each other and for the Grifter Group they now belong to. I’m afraid this is the final frontier.

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      Oh, I think it gets better from here. She is fully outside the mainstream now. She is ensconced in this crazy grifter world with nut jobs and lunatics. And she has to be the absolute nuttiest of them all.

      This has the potential to get so so so much better.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        She’s also the laziest of them all but by no means the most moneyed of them all … how soon before she has Little Debbie knocking off grocery stores, or some equally nefarious swindle?

        It Will Get Better

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      It’s like the old “so blessed” Tweets she’d send out right after doing something totally psychotic, like sending the email to the fiancee.

  45. umm says:

    I love how you published his name and phone number…LOL

    • Mandy says:

      Absolutely fantastic. The level of idiocy of providing his personal number along with his name to RBD and honestly expecting RBD to not post the information along with the rest of his DIY take-down notice is astounding.

  46. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    Yo, AmBrae …
    How you like your new roommates now?

  47. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    Wish I could find a copy of Loren Feldman’s RBNS “subpoena” …

  48. Records Custodian says:

    There is no way to sugarcoat this or say it nicely.

    Devin’s “document?” As laughable and, as someone above said, very much like Ben Affleck in the interview scene in Good Will Hunting, is only a few shades more ridiculous than the ones Julia’s dad sent out on her behalf a few years ago.

    It was very clear NO ONE in Julia’s dad’s law firm actually reviewed his cease and desist before it went out, let alone anyone with any experience in copyright/trademark/right of publicity issues. It was, frankly, embarrassing. I know for certain that it was considered an embarrassment at his firm.

    I suspect letter Devin letter writer had a little help from one of Julia’s dad’s former cease and desist letters. Like his grifty, greasy girlfriend, he isn’t afraid of a little plagiarism.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      I know for certain that it was considered an embarrassment at his firm.

      As embarrassing to PettiBogger as was PettiBogger’s own blundering Remove anonymity in attacks by cyberbullies Chicago Tribune article?

      I look forward to the day when D0nkey & Little Debbie have their respective hooves & dainty little feet held to the fire for any number of unscrupulous business dealings that they perpetuate online (WHO? won the Target gift card, D0nkey?? Elaborate on that 20 years of “engineering” experience, Debbums!! Hoodwink Airbnb readers some more, you two shilldebeasts!) — when they turn on each other in self-defense, it will be the ultimate Cyst & DeCyst.

    • idiotbox says:

      But I think Devin’s letter is missing certain Julia “My Daddy is a lawyer” Allison touch to it.

      First of all, debby’s letter is obviously a joke. I mean an idiotic attempt to sound serious. Which makes me doubt that Julia was a part of it. I think she’s a foot-stomping, pouting and spoiled rotten brat, but I think when she delivers her message she at least TRIES. Debby doesn’t try.

      Donkey is a moron, sure, and I may be wrong, but Debby’s letter doesn’t sound like something Julia would cosign. I don’t think that Julia is stupid enough to think that Devin has any right to argue for the fucking copyright (guffaw break) of youtube (i am tearing up), gawker (AHAHAHAHAHAH) or fucking elle.

      Please let me be wrong.

      • idiotbox says:

        For example, I think donkey would’ve never written “I REQUIRE that my name is kept secret”

        She would have written something much more pompous quoting previous laws, threatening further legal action.

      • Records Custodian says:

        I am telling you, Julia’s dad is far from a legal authority on anything anywhere near this area of law, and that certainly didn’t stop him from using a mouthful of utter legal nonsense to make a copyright argument. Even funnier was when he conflated trademark and right of publicity law with copyright law.

        Also Devin? Section 6126(a) of the California State Bar has criminal sanctions for someone holding themselves out as an attorney (e.g. “I represent”). I’ll forward them your letter, and you can supply them with your bar card to avoid any sanctions.
        “Any person advertising or holding himself or herself out as practicing or entitled to practice law or otherwise practicing law who is not an active member of the State Bar, or otherwise authorized pursuant to statute or court rule to practice law in this state at the time of doing so, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by up to one year in a county jail or by a fine of up to one thousand dollars ($1,000), or by both that fine and imprisonment.”

        • idiotbox says:

          $1000….that’s a lot of days you’d need to sublet your OMG *SEXY* STUDIO LOFT ON airbnb in your, devin boy. Better start rentin’!
          Unless you’re hoping youtube pays you for representing them…..[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/23uvh8n.png[/img]

  49. BrayDotCom says:

    Wow! This is comedy gold. Best part is where he REQUIRES that his name not be disclosed. The care bear stare never works for your gf either, man.

  50. Hobby Partner says:

    Pretty sure that lol’yers are not allowed to sleep with their clients. Something about legal ethics, professionalism, yadda yadda…

  51. Lady Donk Donk says:

    Please dear god tell me Tossed Salad isn’t THAT much of a fucking moron!!!!!

  52. Lady Donk Donk says:

    Dudes, fat cat ladies, grown men who masturbate too much, I commend you all for not being Tossed Salad, aka Debbie, and/or the Donk. You can all be proud. There is a reason to live! To see what these twats do next.

  53. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20121012.gif[/img]
    smbc

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  55. Life is unfair says:

    Others have done this so much better, but I was kind of inspired today:

    152 Ways (with apologies to Mr. Simon)

    “The problem is out there on the ‘net,” she said to me
    The answer is easy if you take it logically
    Please won’t you help me in my struggle to be free
    There must be 152 ways to kill the hate site.

    She said the posters are so rude
    Furthermore, I hope my changed life won’t be somehow misconstrued
    But I’ll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude,
    There must be 152 ways to kill the hate site
    152 ways to kill the hate site

    Pretend I lived with Jack, (hack)
    Buy some new fans, Stan
    Just be my boy toy
    And get myself free
    Let’s go to Peru, Drew
    You haven’t the least clue
    I’m wearing a key, Lee
    Just get myself free.

  56. Julia's Chin Implant says:

    Shouldn’t it be Steven Detler?

  57. Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

    “I REQUIRE that my name be kept confidential”

    Hahahahahaha. That was the best part of Debbie’s letter.

    He also somehow claimed to speak for Elle, YouTube, Bravo, and Gawker? Beyond nuts.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      What a ‘tard. Seriously.

      • Goat Soap's Incompetent Orthodontist fka Mazen [elite college] fka Afghani Facebook Friend fka Braying Mantis says:

        By the very nature of being someone’s lawyer you can’t request to remain anonymous. That’s why it’s such a big deal when people put their reputation on the line to defend unpopular people/causes. Debbie doesn’t even have the balls to use his name when defending his heehaw-ing, 2nd date BJ-giving, failed-famewhore girlfriend.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      With apologies to Dr. Seuss…

      “I am the Stetler. I speak for the Elle
      And for All The Girls whose lives you’ve made hell.
      I speak for the YouTube, a series of tubes
      Which is how the net’s seen by us Modesto rubes
      I speak for the helpless and innocent Gawker
      Who spent the last decade telling you all to stalk her.
      “Who her?” you may ask – my love’s not disguised–
      The star of the Bravo hit called Miss Advised.”
      He spoke no more, for the old Once-ler man
      Had spilled from above that evening’s bedpan

      • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

        I speak for the helpless and innocent Gawker
        Who spent the last decade telling you all to stalk her.

        lulz

      • donniedriveby says:

        Julia sighed and she moped, she was clearly blue.
        If he didn’t do something, his balls would be too!

        He exclaimed “She’ll be glad when I spoil their fun!”
        He typed up a letter; and the dark deed was done.

        When the site went black, and his donkey did bray
        Debbie’s tiny testes grew two sizes larger that day!

        [img]http://imgur.com/bBWbT[/img]

  58. Debbie Seltzer, Esq. says:

    I’m a LOLyer and RBD has been my nightly guilty pleasure for months now…had to delurk on this one. Oh Debbie. Ohhh dear. His letter isn’t on letterhead, doesn’t even name his “client”, and he just blurts out random legal terms like Elle Woods did in Legally Blonde when she went to get Paulette’s dog back from her ex’s trailer. (Subject matter jurisdiction! Habeus corpus! Good faith basis!) Plus, his signature isn’t notarized, so how can he “swear under penalty of perjury” to anything, let alone that he represents all those OMG entities? You can’t just put yourself under oath and start swearing to things, someone authorized to administer oaths has to do it. Omg. I can’t even figure out if he is trying to impersonate a lawyer, or an agent, or what. He is so embarrassing. My cat Mr. Whiskers could have meowed out a more professional letter than that!

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      It is to laugh.

      • How Brayella Got Her Groove Back says:

        Jacy, do you plan a follow up to Hostgator w/ a notarized, signed, sealed & delivered compilation of all the reasons that they should have recognized what a joke that letter was?

        I’m only halfway kidding — can’t see what it’d hurt if they had a better knowledge of what’s bogus & when not to get pushed around, or by extension, push their customers around.

        I gather that they were nice & basically just passed the buck, but still …

    • Mom in a Minivan says:

      I concur on all counts. I used to be a LOLyer (before my minivan days), and I found the letter to be delightfully entertaining. Thank you, Debbie, for this amusing gift. It’s been a wonderful way to start the week.

    • Greg says:

      Love your handle!

      • Debbie Seltzer, Esq. says:

        :) I feel a little bit bad for Debs, googled DMCA notices and guessing he probably did too and used some random template, but totally didn’t understand what it all meant and thought he could use it to defend his Donk. I think I have Canklehausen.

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      I laugh out loud every time I read the letter.

      The unintelligent grifter.

    • Fauxga Party! says:

      Since you’re a lawyer, you would know — you can’t just say “And by the way all this is private” in a legal document, can you?

      • Debbie Seltzer, Esq. says:

        Definitely not in court docs (most are public record). I don’t do federal copyright stuff at all, but from looking at the DMCA, these “takedown notices” are just letters that the copyright owner can send to alert a site that they are using the owner’s work and ask for it to be taken down. You have to state that you own the copyright and provide your name, address, and phone number so the recipient can contact you. That’s the whole point-you can’t keep your identity (or your faux client’s) confidential and yet claim they own a copyright. Who is his “client?” What copyright do they own? How is he authorized to act on owner’s behalf? His client’s goal is to halt terms of service violations? HUH?? It is to laugh/vom/make your head explode.

        • Mazen Yale says:

          I am pretty sure that youdon’t have to be the copyright owner, you can be an assignee. You still need that nexus to ownership, though. Debbie’s only connection is that he’s fucked a Donkey.

          • Debbie Seltzer, Esq. says:

            Yes, agent authorized to act on copyright owner’s behalf can send a notice too it seems. And yes, being the BF/ GF/lovah of a Donkey doesn’t count :)

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