Pain is wanting things to be different than how they are.
Let’s have a little contest. What is Donk talking about this time? What would she like to be different, other than every single element of her entire existence?
My guess: “A boyfriend with a visible dong, two balls and a brain.”
You go. The funniest one will get crowned something special and will receive a pretty plastic tiara and/or a donkey toy of some sort. That’s right, I’ll buy one of you fuckers a present.