Right here, everyone. Watch ‘em all, in particular the outrageously rude Rachael Zoe barge-in and PencilDonk’s live-action douchebaggery.
Also, there is no way in a million years PencilDonk — who looks far skeevier live action than he does in photos — meets even half her ridiculous “check list” qualifications. Dude is clearly a profoundly dim bulb. Nice sunglasses while you’re interviewing people, tool. People love that; not being able to make eye contact while they’re talking to you.
And it’s so very professional to be walking around with an NBC mic flash but asking serious designers questions about your own assinine obsession with the color pink and plastic tiaras. I am sure NBC must be thrilled.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, I’m a jerk I couldn’t resist.
Donkey and Devin Stetler fighting over the stolen NBC mike flag is so telling and very eerie – um… Devin Stetler, no one is going to see this footage, girlfriend. Also, he is fugtastic. He truly is not attractive at all – the gums… they are plentiful.
http://vimeo.com/channels/julianyfw/49970822
john waters lookalike on a bad day
telling also: he only gets first name credit
Cringing so painfully when he has his mic pointed toward the person who’s not talking.
JOURNALIST
major wrinkle-age crows-feet,
and he’s what? 30?
I think she’s drunk or medicated during this.
She is Phoebe Price and Debbie is the new Lilly.
How on earth did Debbie get press creditials from NBC? Is that even a working mic? When I worked in broadcasting the organization took mic flags and credentials very seriously and accounted for. These tools have no business taking up space and time at FW. If Debbie is a code monkey couldn’t he have come up with a more authentic looking platform than vimeo? Debby gives me the creeps, there’s seriously something “off” in a pernicious “bizarre tragedy in MDR” way about him – I think Julia might be getting in too deep with these crazy eyed grifters. I can’t fathom how this meets with her parent’s approval.
Also touching interview subjects is not cool.
I noticed that too & I was cringing for that woman’s sake.
Neither of them has press credentials but Donkey is such an expert liar that she muscles her way into FW. Even though there’s no way she could be paid for this (“pays my rent”, my ass) and FW makes her feel so awful about herself, per the Wall Street Journal.
Donkey, you never make any sense and nobody likes you.
Julie did some coverage for NBC NYC NonStop a while back, but she wasn’t working for them last year when she did this “direct to her Vimeo” thing with the out-of-date mike flag, so I’m sure the same is still true.
Reposting here because it definitely bears repeating:
That’s an NBC New York Nonstop (the generally never-watched, late night, hotel and taxi cab) mic flag. They probably can’t be bothered to request it be returned and/or let her keep it to film her nonsense spec pieces that I’m sure they a) never even air or b) pay her pennies in order to use as filler. Notice that donkey is super careful to keep the NBC logo side out, but Debbie is a bit more careless with the mic and you can see the flash of the NY Nonstop logo on the side. Funny stuff.
Remember last FW when donk was spotted in the background of a clip of a REAL NBC reporter backstage at Betsey Johnson? Donk working for NBC = “I have a talk show on NBC” = NY Nonstop purchasing old TMI Weekly clips from Next New Networks.
I take a cab nearly every day and I have never, ever seen a JA piece air. These are tragically bad.
Warning, word vomit!
Nice Greg; then it’s confirmed that these never go anywhere at all anymore. I do remember a commenter having remarked that they’d seen a TMI weekly ep in a cab at one point but that was eons ago when NY Nonstop did the purchase from NNN. More than that though, it wouldn’t surprise me if she was just making these and never even trying to submit them anymore. They seem to be more reel fodder so she can maintain an appearance of relevancy. She hates fashion week, she just needs to attend and “cover” it so it looks like she actually has a job and because she thinks it such a thing when it’s kind of been “over” for years now. Most likely, she hopes that it will result in her being granted access to other events and that she can mislead someone into thinking she’s a real working reporter for any outlet.
Her goal every fashion week is simply to rope that poor, overworked cameraman in for the job, use the never-reclaimed mic flag to get into events she’s pretending to cover, and stalk the photographers she’s come to know over seasons for the sake of having “TV personality Julia Allison” pop up on Getty Images and wherever else. This is also where legalese and stretching/massaging comes in: she might ACTUALLY fill out credential requests appropriately with NY Nonstop, which people can verify actually does exist, so it’s not a blatant lie. That – along with her bloated, outdated bio and the fact that due diligence hardly appears to be a thing these days – can probably get her in the door if she’s lucky. When she’s at an event, I have little doubt the “Nonstop” part of that affiliation gets dropped entirely, or people simply aren’t familiar with it and assume it’s more than what basically amounts to public access programming.
I’m also willing to bet she gets rejected for far more events than those to which she gains access. NYFW press access isn’t that hard to come by, we know her tactics for crashing shows and taking up any front row seats that haven’t been filled, and I’m sure at this point she just pretends to be her own intern or assistant when putting in requests for that buffer that implies legitimacy or importance. But iirc, she (or was it MMBH) was actually caught – either by someone who saw her or on video when she didn’t know the mic was on – claiming to work for NBC. At that point, people are too involved with the craziness of the event to confirm if you are truly a representative of the outlet you’re claiming, and if you’re waving a mic with an NBC mic flag and have a cameraman in tow, more often than not you will probably be given the benefit of the doubt. The tell is her non-appearance at the really big shows; they’re airtight with credentialing, ticketing, and security, so her strategy doesn’t work there.
Thank you for this. Yes, that brings me back to when Donks and Mary were doing the livestreaming from the shows. (Which Mary claimed was the “first ever” such livestreaming. Lulz.)
And it was indeed Mary who was heard telling someone they worked for NBC. And also talking shit about actual celebrities in attendance. Sad Bitches, party of two, your table is ready.
“Michelle Trachtenberg is looking rather hippy”
-MMBH
MT: more brains and talent than MMBH would have in 10 lifetimes. MMBH has never struck me as being a much better person than our Donkey.
Agreed. MMBH is a trashy, dumb, entitled piece of shit with apparent eating disorders. She is horrifically thin and seems mean to boot.
Agree on the dumb and entitled parts. I don’t care much for her looks but I think the working out for hours each day is more a result of being dumb, entitled, and idle. At least she has stopped pretending to be a “consultant”.
She’s not mean – she’s hungry.
This is a great summary of the chapter of @JuliaAllison @NYFW, I feel like it needs to be somewhere in an RBD FAQ’s section.
Thanks PWS and Brayella.
I swear that while, for the most part, it IS donkey shamelessness about misrepresenting herself (I really couldn’t even call it ballsiness; she’s little more than a liar hoping to avoid being caught) that gets her access to certain things, it’s also on the gatekeepers reading through all the bullshit and spin she’s putting out there failing to take a minute to verify. She is nowhere near the VIP access type she loves to present herself as. She is not an invitee; she reaches out for events as press/media and, more often than not, you can be in so long as the existence of whatever/you can be validated by google. It’s just kind of laziness all around, but then again, people in these industries DO have far more pressing things to worry about that a random that slips through the cracks.
I called after FW last year to see whose pieces they were showing, and they listed the people whose clips they had up on their website. No Julie.
Now they’ve revamped the whole NY NonStop shmeggege and rolled it into the NBC 4 New York umbrella, with all the FW videos coming from LXTV. She is using a mike flag that’s got the old logo for NBC NY NonStop (outdated last year at the latest), and NBC NY NonStop doesn’t even seem to make Fashion Week videos anymore.
Sad direct-to-Vimeo videos with outdated mike flag, ahoy.
Holy fuck, that’s sad and weird.
I keep wondering about this: what does this sadsack actually LIKE? She’s uninformed and ignorant about FW, she doesn’t appear to read (skim) anything other than self-help books, she doesn’t ever talk about music or theater or anything other than pink, tiaras, and herself. Doesn’t cook or check out anything that isn’t sad and touristy in any city, rides a stupid bike with a stupid embarrassing nickname, drives a low-rent model of her status-brand car.
I mean, there is no there there beyond “I want to be famous.” I would like her (maybe) if she were heavy into something, or interesting at all, but she just … no. nothing. I learn nothing from her, ever. Surfacey, common, and vile.
THIS to the zillionth degree. She has a dog, but never talks about animals. She has a Devin, but they don’t go anywhere or do anything that isn’t grifty or thought up by someone else. She has a bike, but doesn’t go anywhere or observe anything while riding it.
Does she have any art or books or knick-knacks or whatever around her apartment, that make it look like anything more than a hotel room?
Pretty sure I saw her once in a cab but like years ago. Maybe the bing commercial? Those cab tvs are universally loathed. I turn it off IMMEDIATELY. Everyone does except for tourists.
Seconded.
I sae her once while in a cab talking about some store in soho. She was on when the cab started moving so I watched for 10 seconds and then turned off. Must have been at leastb4 years ago.
I was in a cab with a 5 year old and even he turned it off immediately. “So annoying,” he said.
I don’t know why I don’t turn it all the way off but I mute them as soon as possible. I kind of like Cat Greenleaf’s stoop interviews.
I watched the P’Trique one because I was hoping she would be funny to a Donk, but unsurprisingly Donk didn’t know her so she didn’t care to give P’Trique the set up.
Then I scrolled past the Rachel Zoe interview because I knew Donkey wouldn’t ask “hey, remember that time I called you a literal retard and then acted a fool on my own reality show on the same channel as your wildly successful one??”
Finally, I found the Devin Stetler one and all I could think to myself during the first two “interviews” is that he reminded me exactly of a darker-haired, gummier, touchier, less skeevy, and less attractive version of my ex-boyfriend. So basically I mean that they are the same build, have a similar voice, and one has overall better facial features than the other (thank God it was the one I was touching). Anyway, I got to the Julesie part of the video and they really are made for each other, aren’t they? I never thought that if Donkey were a biological man she’d be a tall lanky one, but, hey, I’ve been wrong before.
What is the PTrique backstory?
As far as I know, it’s a persona famous for a youtube video “Shit Fashion Girls Say” that was a pretty successful answer to that “Shit Girls Say” video.
And now she just appears in other places as if she’s some sort of fashion icon. It’s just a character that keeps making rounds in fashion sites/sights/cites and it’s giggle worthy most of the time.
She’s also a special consultant of some sort on the new America’s Top Model.
Donkey wants Devin Stetler to put a ring on it… go to 4:45… JACY, YOU WILL GET YOUR WEDDING. Praise Greg!
http://vimeo.com/channels/julianyfw/50184115
Look at the way she nods and blinks and is clearly not listening to a single word most of them say. It’s particularly noticeable when she’s talking to the hot young black kid. I know we’ve seen it/said it many times before, but her “serious listening face” is so hilariously stupid.
After seeking PencilDonk in the flesh, I too agree we will have our wedding.
AH HA HA HA!! JA and the lady at 2:30! Are AWESOME!
Check out G.I. Ho in the background giving our little Cotton Candy Dandy a catwalk’s worth of side eye for jumping in on his NWFW territory. There’s competition in Doucheland, PencilDonk. Watch your back.
Sorry– *NYFW* (not NWFW)
Seriously, whose outfit is more ridiculous? That’s a tough call.
Clearly Devin’s. I have the exact same outfit the other dude is wearing, except my ascot is bigger and is a different color.
<3
He’s just like Donkey, he thinks he is so creative and stylish when really he is just painfully out of place at FW.
cheap clothes cheaper accessories no grace no style
And apparently he picked the prom theme. Lame.
The Pink Sid and Nancy of the grifter set
LOVE!
he looks like he’s doing a bad impression of miles fisher doing an impression of tom cruise
This comment gave me LOLzies, thanks.
LOL
Blue Steel Ken Doll meets Sargent Ringbuster of the Little Yellow Scarf Platoon.
Could someone please tell me why something called “Fashion Week” is full of people who appear to be costumed for a Halloween horror film set in 1989?
I need a GIF of G.I. Ho strutting on camera and back out again. So good.
That would make for an amazing gif. Please, someone!
So the rumours about a Max Headroom revival are true?
Hahahahah G.I. Ho, this is like every worst gay cliche all rolled into one. It looks like spring 2013 runway for a Ken doll.
The only people missing from the shot are
THESE GUYS:
I love how they are camped by the information booth – not exactly “inside.” did Julia and Debbie take turns operating the camcorder?
Funnies:
- Asking people about dating, pink and tiaras at Fashion Week. Is this the new angle she’s trying to spin? “I’m tired of putting in work (hah) and having to pretend I’m actually here for a reason, so I’m going to ask random, pointless questions under the guise of shaking things up instead of discussing fashion!”
- LOL at the entire Padma interview and the fact that you could tell right away that donk was going for the camaraderie angle and lead in with “I was just on a Bravo show myself!” or something to that effect. Padma brought the delicate shank, and I liked it.
- Advice from the dating people: no lipstick, keep it simple when it comes to the outfit, stay away from salads. All very lol when it comes to donkey. The best were the blonde that was over the top and louder than donk (she appeared to unsettle her a bit and it was too funny to observe) and the woman in the red dress. “I’ve been married for so many years by now”. LOLs at donkey asking her for advice about when you’re at the engagement stage. WUT? Will there be a wedding?? I kant.
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the Padma one is the only one I’ve watched (so far) and now I totally love her. Every single time Donks asked her, “So what do you think of _____?” (pink, tiaras, Kate Middleton, etc) and she responded with “Well, I don’t really spend a lot of time thinking about______….”
And also the look of disdain when Donks explained what her Bravo show was about…I LOLed.
The padma interview was seriously PAINFUL to watch
The Padma interview is DONKEY from beginning to end. So terrible.
It’s my understanding that Padma is stoned on The Pot pretty much all the time. Which is more than okay, whatever. Try to imagine being really high, fucking stoned, when a garish hosebeast comes at you with a (fake NBC) microphone, jabbering inane stupid-ass questions. About pink!, and tiaras! Padma did a pretty good job of not laughing right in Donkey’s fucking face. Like, “what the fuck are you talking about again?” Padma brushed her off pretty perfectly, I think. “What a weirdo” she was thinking, as she strode off for her Champagne and a limousine.
this looks nothing like someone who escaped from the mental hospital.
i could very easily visualize the above woman as a villain from the 1960s Batman series, alongside the Bookworm, Egghead and Marsha, Queen of Diamonds.
Julia ain’t lookin’ too tightly wrapped either.
I love RRR!
“Princess Toadstool Interviews Belletrix LeStrange in Manilla Metro Station: World Agog.”
My six-year-old son is obsessed with Bellatrix LeStrange, because, and I quote, “LOOK AT HER FASHION.”
My youngest goddaughter thinks HBC is the most beautiful woman ever and wants her mum to dress just like that.
Mum had to explain that doctors can’t dress like movie stars, and that Ms. Bonham Carter’s outfits are right for her job as a movie star but wouldn’t be practical for Mama’s job as a doctor.
Mama is a doctor to people with drug and alcohol addictions, so when she told me about it I said “Maybe J. is inventing a new ‘scared straight’ approach via fashion?” but no.
J. (who is five) is going as a princess firefighter for Halloween. She is constantly thinking outside the box.
Is that dead grandma’s nightgown making an appearance at fashion week?
It’s from the “costume chest” from the Wilmette Adult Day Care Institute at the lake.
Complete with pudding stain?
Padma Lakshmi ain’t havin her shit.
http://vimeo.com/channels/julianyfw/49970821
She is certifiably insane if she thinks that interview went well.
Oh, wait…
I love how she has her cell phone in most of the video. She’s so classy and important that she can’t be bothered to give her beard her phone for 2 minutes?
Padma is serving up serious thoughts, like:
“Who-fuck is this Donkey holding a mic two feet away from her mouth while screaming a question at me?”
Compare JA’s plastic hair, skin, clothes, and jewelry to Padma’s natural beauty. Padma is a decade older than JA, yet she looks younger, fresher, and more comfortable in her own skin (I hate that expression, but it fits here).
Holy shadeballz, waiting for a death-ray of some sort to come shooting out of those eyes!
Lots of love and light and Bach. This is the first Donkey video I’ve seen in over a year, probably because Padma Lakshmi is the first person in a long time who got temporarily sucked into Donkeyworld that I find vaguely interesting, and wow, so much more amazing than I expected. Some GREAT screengrab material, I must say. Also, love the VERY subtle delivery in the “inside scoop” (mwa ha ha ha ha!) line. Also, love Donkey’s apparently non-fake shock when it becomes apparent that not everyone spends a lot of time thinking about Kate Middleton. Also, props to whoever called “Casual Bridal” earlier. Also, holy shit her voice and laugh. Also, this was amazing.
Padma acted like Donkey stopped her on the way to the bathroom.
She tries to be self-deprecating, but it doesn’t read like that at all.
My 7 year old daughter just peered over my shoulder as I was watching this and said: Mommy, her cheeks are too big and why is she so obsessed with pink? A 7-YEAR OLD, PEOPLE!!!
RBD Junior Auxiliary material, clearly.
Ha! I love this idea. The RBDJA should have merit badges. I Learned How To Spot a Mental Illness.
Awesome.
Ha, Padma asks Julia: “what kind of show did you have?”
JULIA: “I had my own show! Want an interview with me?”
[INSERT NAME]: “What kind of show did you have?”
JULIA: “Isn’t the color pink awesome? Hawwwww!”
[INSERT NAME]: **tries to back away slowly**
Big effen WAHHHHHH!, D0nkey …
Grow UP!
You know how certain images of her make you particularly stabby? Like, unhealthily so? For me, it’s the clip where she’s “running in little circles” on the beach, on one of her Miss Advised faux dates. The photo above is a close second.
After all these years, I still find it funny that she does these interviews for ‘vimeo’ and they never see the light of day outside of this website. I’m shocked NBC doesn’t grab the mic back or sue her.
Oh, calm down, Cloven. She never says outright that she’s working for NBC. She only looks, talks, and acts like it. She can’t control what other people deduce from the NBC mic she’s holding. Don’t take it so seriously.
I am loving “Calm down, Cloven.”
Nice white bra, asshole.
Also, nice frosty-white eyeshadow throughout (except the one “interview” where it’s frosty mauve.) Where does she even get that shit? I don’t think they make it anymore; she must have dug it out of the bottom of her filthy make-up bag that she hasn’t replaced since (OMG New Trier!) high school.
There are a lot of great shimmer powder eye shadows out there. But the thing is you’re supposed to use those sparingly, for just a bit of highlight. I don’t know why she puts it on with a spatula.
She uses good brands, shockingly. But she wears full foundation + heavy concealer + pigmented powder + highlighter. It’s insane.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WHITE SHADOW. WHY. At least put some fucking shading in the crease. God forbid she go edgy and do a smokey eye and pale lip or something. She sucks so much.
Is it just me or is she worse in these videos than she’s ever been?
Nope, not just you at all. It’s really funny (or strange and worrisome), too, because even as insipid as her choice of topics happened to be, you’d think someone who appears to think and talk about NOTHING ELSE but those very things would do much better at off-the-cuff interviewing about them. It’s not like she had to prepare, do background, or even really think at all! That’s how you know she’s just dumb. The color pink, tiaras, dating, Kate Middleton, and (with Debbie, anyway) prom. How sad.
Yeah, those hours long conversations about architecture and all those novels she’s read just don’t seem to have had any kind of impact. Weird.
Are most happily “partnered” people as obsessed with dating/first dates as she is?
louder more intrusive ruder fatter worse makeup worse hair worse clothes
What’s up with the Mattel earrings? Aren’t those the ones that come with the dress up Barbie princess outfit and shoes.
Unwatchable. God, she is pathetic.
I had a REAL PROBLEM with her interview with P’trique. She was ass” OMG you’re a GAY! With a WIG! and a DRESS! OMG OMG! I’m gonna call you ‘she’! You’re in a dress! OMG! ”
Not that he gave a fuck, but for me, it was so painful to watch her treat this obviously intelligent and hilarious person as a GAY PINK THING. She had nothing else to ask him and was incapable of carrying on any kind of conversation. She and Devin both seem really stupid and vapid. Not just dumb but vacant. Blank. Nothing going on upstairs.
(That image is from the book ‘The Twits’, by noted asshole genius Roald Dahl.) Yes I mean it sincerely he is a real asshole and IMHOP a real genius.
I think many geniuses are assholes. But I love the asshole who gave us The Witches.
P.S.: I smell dogs’ droppings!
Nonsense, Loren Feldman and Matt Beauchamp haven’t posted here for ages.
Right, ’cause Matt’s dead and Loren’s institutionalized — least, that’s what I heard here!
yea I thought Matt fell off a ladder or something like that and broke his crown
They all fall down.
some facebook creepin’ reveals that the gummy bear is from Modesto, my own podunk California hometown. i have friends who went to high school with him.
My first guess was Stockton or Modesto, but that was based on stereotypes. I didn’t think he’d actually be from there. Wow, Julia’s going to just looooove visiting his family at the holibrays. LOL.
Yep, Modesto, parents from Modesto and Oakdale (or Escalon, I forget).
I had a little stalkerazzi going on the family, and his parents seem like really sweet, hardworking people who love them some Jesus and volunteering at their church and being grandparents, and do not deserve a snobby social climber like Julie in their lives.
wow, she looks terrible in most of these.
i know it’s been said before, but i think there is something really going on. her hair looks downright matted in some of these clips, her face looks even more busted and bloaty and i feel like it’s nothing but obvious she has to dumb down conversations with devin in order to communicate with him.
and wow, that padma interview. girl hang up this fake interviewing stuff. you can’t even use these pieces in a reel.
I almost feel sorry for making fun of him because it’s really too easy and he sort of makes me sad. But since they are obviously BOTH trying to make him happen, fuck it.
He is exactly what I thought he would be – sort of hot from his pics but when he animates, it’s just no all around. Sort of exactly like her. No substance, talent, wit, or humor. Not remotely attractive. Just lame. Why is he even THERE interviewing people??? How is that professional on her part. “OH HAI everyone here is my boyfriend no one knows or cares about! He’s gonna be a STAH!!!” Does she not realize how embarrassing this is trotting this chihuahua around like he’s a thing? I don’t.
That’s what so sad about her new “transformation” re: authenticity. The word doesn’t mean what she thinks it means. She thinks it means “The authentic me loves pink tutus, so I’m not going to be inauthentic by giving them up.”
If you want to be in the fashion world, be in the fashion world. You don’t have to be young or thin or hot, unless you’re actually walking the runway (and even then there are models who aren’t traditionally pretty.) Look at every single person in the background of her “vimeos,” and every single contestant on Project Runway. You don’t have to be skinny and beautiful, but you do need to have passion and drive and creativity.
If you want to reject the fashion world, then do it. Nobody forces you to be around hot models. They’re just people doing their jobs; they’re not the enemy.
Nobody forces you to be around hot models.
Models are eeeeevilllll!!!
Models make @TimSykes waltz in from the Maldives!
Models make @TimSykes insist @JuliaAllison lose 30 lbs!
Models make @JuliaAllison drink BPC & have the ceiling cats!
“trotting this chihuahua around like he’s a thing ” – LOL!
although in all fairness, Chihuahuas have way more personality than he does
Is this a set up for her new “I fail so you don’t have to. Buy my book!” scam? Because this is just indescribably bad. Makes her older stuff look sophisticated in comparison, and that was painfully bad as well. WTF?
Until now, itwasn’t. But you just gave Donkey a brilliant idea.
I thought she realized that the red hair looks awful on her (and most people who aren’t really redheads). Guess not.
I’ve seen the future, and it’s not pretty. There’s room for only one pretty pink princess in Los Angeles.
Who is this chick?
Love the scuffed shoes.
Kitty Que Sera, Hollywood voice-over artist and pink lover.
(I love the scuffed shoes, too! Quite the donkish touch.)
Also? For whatever reason, every time I scroll down to this picture, I think I am looking at a grown woman sitting on a kiddie potty and in the act of wiping after making mommy happy by doing a poo.
Angelyne will always be LA’s First Lady of Pink.
YES. This.
Why does she blink so much? It really freaks me out. Just blink like a normal person.
I’ve always thought she was sort of pretty. I was shocked when I watched Miss Advised and she looked really terrible but I attributed it to the fact that she was freaking the fuck out about how her storyline was going to be on the show. But, holy hell, she’s declined even further. She really is the last person that should be at fashion week. What about her lipstick in that Padma video? It is like she inherited granny’s stash of sample-size Avon lipsticks. Take a nap, Julesie, and maybe lay off the salt.
The boyfriend thing is just bizarre every way you can look at it. I keep looking at him and thinking that followers of mommyblogger trainwrecks will finally know what happened to Sandi Benson’s ex-husband. He went on a starvation diet and found a new set of grifter friends.
WHAT YOU THINK YOU LOOK LIKE
WHAT YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE
so huge, so sorry
Hahaha love the Grey Gardens reference. Annnnd that leads me to, have you seen The New Normal?
N0t yet– should I?
so happy! No apologies. This is brilliant.
Yes, it’s hysterical and I think it’s the second episode the little girl does a spot on Little Edie. She’s creepy good.
She wore a hideous shade of pink lipgloss too at one point that clashed with her pink dress. I can’t stand her fucking awful wedding party makeup anymore. That is some serious junior beauty school makeover for a cheap wedding shite.
Donk was “giving away” tickets to a fashion week show on her blog once during the TMI Weekly days and I emailed her since I was going to be down in the city for the day and thought it would be fun since I’m in retail/manufacturing but have never been to the tents. She emailed back giving me specific directions to an entrance with a security guards name saying he always just “let her in” and to flirt with him a little bit, but that didn’t work to bring things that make it look like I am working the event. She told me not to make eye contact with them as I walked in and if they asked me anything just to keep walking “with a purpose”. Ever since then I knew this bish was a fraud with a hijacked NBC mic. Embarrassing. Needless to say I didn’t waste my time trying to sneak into an event uninvited. She’s a joke and this new boyfriend….awkward & FUG.
She didn’t say she had actual physical tickets. She meant tickets in a metaphorical sense. Call down Kevin. That was years ago. I’m disturbed that you even remember that.
Holy shit is she a train wreck.
What’s even more troublesome is that you find it disturbing that someone else would be so concerned. In the name of every divine tumbleweed and holy cricket on earth, she’s a SUPERSTAR– We should ALL be concerned!
But mainly I just wanted to use that screen name because that was a good one @ADonkeyIsAnAss.
wow. that is disturbing. confirms one’s worst fears about a Donkey.
That is super creepy. She’s done lots of crazy shit, but this is definitely even surprising.
Unbelievable.
No, srsly.
The actual tickets only went to people she thought she might profit from, like Jamie Beck.
bingo (wings)
I feel shameful just thinking about it. Is this what a canklehausen feels like?
The Rachel Zoe “interview” (filming someone else’s interview) is possibly the most embarrassed I’ve ever been for Donkey.
Rachel Zoe seemed to be trying to angle Julia Allison out of the frame; she all but completely turned her back on her.
Also she abused Rachel in the past yet acts like she is all in awe of her?! I couldn’t find it on nonsociety since it was probably deleted- but what a wackjob.
No need! It’s embedded at the bottom of RBD. Look down there ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ all the way down on the left.
Wow, I feel like a noob that I didn’t notice that! HA, thanks!
You can find it on her site here too:
http://juliaallison.com/literally-what-is-wrong-with-rachel-zoe/
Oh, and also here on NonSociety:
http://julia.nonsociety.com/post/1417611285
From the Padma ‘interview’:
Julie: “Well, apparently the color for Naeem’s spring collection is pink. So, I got the inside scoop on that.”
Padma: “Oh, I see. Well I’ve been back there.”
Julie (interrupting her): “Was it pink??? I didn’t go.”
Padma (rolling eyes): “I don’t necessarily remember a lot of pink. But maybe they’re keeping that under wraps.”
Julie (acting shocked and surprised): “HA! It’s secret pink.”
Calling Julie out on her bullshit right to her face. TEAM PADMA.
I just cringed my way through that video. LOL. It’s so painful. Padma hates a Donkey. But sadly, Donkey is so unaware and crazed, I don’t think she even knows she’s being dismissed and mocked.
the whole so-called interview is all and only about Julia Allison. Julia Allison covers Julia Allison pretending to cover Fashion Week, with famous unwilling props. My head hurts.
So your girlfriend of less than 6 months makes you dress up in pink and ask inane questions to strangers and your first instinct isn’t to run?
From Julie’s super cringe-y Rachel Zoe ‘interview’, where she moves in on someone else’s interview and assaults Rachel at the end with a question:
Julie: “Are you gonna start designing baby clothes now?”
Rachel: “At some point. But not right this second. I’m pretty busy right now.”
Julie: “Maybe for the second baby?”
Rachel (looking very irritated): “Uh, maybe, maybe. Yeah.”
Julie (talking over Rachel): “Yeah right. He’s the best accessory.”
Rachel: “I just wanna get through this first, you know?”
And her name is spelled ‘Rachel’ you dumb bish. NOT ‘Rachael’. God she is dumb. Count down until she fixes it. Oh wait, that’s right. She never reads here.
She got right into Rachel’s vagina on that one didn’t she? It’s just not cute to suggest “another child” to someone in such a flippant manner. I didn’t see the video (my flash player ain’t up to date…and doesn’t seem to want to get up to date) but from the transcript Rachel seems really startled by Julia’s clueless maternal manner. Who knows what’s going on in Rachel’s private life. There could be heartbreak about a second child or really strong feelings about NOT wishing for a second child. Julia is equal parts clueless and rude.
Julia is so clueless and rude. Rachel Zoe is a total workaholic and is so passionate about her multiple projects. It’s annoying to be asked about the state of your uterus by a stranger. She clearly wanted to talk about her fashion line. Plus, Rachel had so many hangups and reservations about getting pregnant the first time and got into huge fights about it with her husband on the show. Although she definitely loves being a mother, another baby is surely a sore subject with her.
Rachel Zoe is a cunt too.
I am beginning to think everyone Julia has interviewed is a cunt (with the possible exception of Betsy Johnson, who seems legitimately loopy and completely not full of herself). There is probably a reason for this.
She might be a cunt but I recently bought the most beautiful RZ dress at Century 21 in NYC — a lovely champagne-colored, ’60s-ish cocktail dress. Love it so much.
What say you bitches? And is it too pale to wear to an autumn wedding?
http://www.lyst.com/clothing/rachel-zoe-trapunto-shift-dress-beige/?ctx=211006
Jacy, to answer both questions: Yes. No.
@Jacy
That’s really cute! I think you can definitely wear to an autumn wedding. The style is very fall. Maybe go with black shoes and bag, like in the pix?
Hosiery? Opaque black tights? Or nude fishnets?
I also have a really cute pair of plum-colored, pointy-toed kitten heels that might look cute. With nude fishnets and a metallic purse of some sort. There is a bit of a metallic thing going on in the fabric.
Sounds great. I love nude fishnets. And I was also thinking metallic accessories would work.
Thanks Dr. Gary! Much appreciated!
A little metallic could liven it up and make it modern without being tacky. Good luck, I’m sure you’ll look great.
*Note: I am not employed as, nor do I publicly advertize myself as an “ACCESSORY EXPERT”.
That dress is really pretty.
Jacy, that dress kills. It is Jackie O only sexy.
Love the dress, and it’s perfect for a wedding. I think black tights would be too heavy though. I do like black shoes and bag.
Very cute dress. Very mod. I’d accessorize it with a mod suitcase and some dancing mod wolves.
Oh, I won’t categorically deny she has talent – merely that her personality is horrid.
I like the dress but wouldn’t wear it to a wedding – it’s a bit too modish, IMO (unless you anchored it with fairly conservative accessories).
Read through the other suggestions and they all sound great, but still not for a wedding. A sleek little fundraiser or a nice cocktail party with possible press, sure.
Donk’s quote from her blog about Rachel Zoe being “literally like a total retard” shown in the lower left corner of the page is perfect for this post.
Holy. Shit.
I just watched Devin’s interviews.
“Hello, I am a deer in the headlights. DOH! A female deer! Pardon me, gay man with new face painted across the original one you fried off in the tanning booth, do you know you are wearing pink? How about you, Munsters TV Film bag-lady? You do! Good for you! Now back to my girlfriend. Julia, where do I put this thing?”
I like the part where he is talking and forgets to talk into the mic.
Crazy-eyed microexpressions are up there on my “favorite things” list:
Also– Is his head blocking a neon “C”?
Crack is whack.
I don’t like to body snark but wow –Her head is humungous and face so bloated! The muppetness just doesn’t go away even when she loses weight.
Padma to Andy: “Off with her head.”
Next week’s announcement that Miss Advised will be revised without JA. Plus the other two have been plotting against her.
Cannot wait for her spin and subsequent spiral.
Rare photo of two women both caught thinking “what the fuck is this cunt on” at the exact same time.
Padma me no likey Except that I hope she drained every dollar out of Salman Rushdie that she could.
I loathe him like no other. I’m sure I’ve said that before, but he is as rapey a man as I’ve ever, ever met.
He’s completely loathsome and sadly, Donkey’s too old for him now.
I had to review his memoir/biography of his alias and I had to take a shower every 100 pages or so just to feel clean again. My fingers got all pruney and everything.
But did you vom in the shower?
Ew!
I can’t stand the man.
And what a talentless asshat he is on top of it.
I’ve never understood why her screen caps are so bad. Most professionals are pretty good at keeping their faces in certain ways so the pause moments aren’t quite so dreadful. It is her need to always be posing, contorting, and fake emoting that results in all that weirdness.
No, that’s just the way her face looks.
Waddya mean?
& why is Donkey wearing a ring on that finger?
Who wore it better:
CAPTCHA = knock off
Why oh why does she carry her phone with her while doing her interviews? Just WHY??? (She even points it out so she must think…what???? It’s cool to own a mobile phone???)
Is if D0nkey ass leap?
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING EYESHADOW IT’S INSANE
ALSO THAT NOSE
JAYSUS. It’s LITERALLY white eyeshadow FROM LID TO BROW. WHAT THE FUCKING SHITFUCK.
He looks stoned without his sunglasses on. And yeah, lame. Not as hot as in his photos. Too skinny. And she is trying WAY too hard to be relaxed. I also feel like when they have sex she probably never is allowed to go on top, because she would break him. Guaranteed.
Hey I could be wrong…but I think I am not. There is no way that guy satisfies her “talented lover” criteria.
I just made myself sick even thinking about that.
“Delicious” I believe was the word. Vom. And I totally agree with you. Sexually “delicious” men — VOM — in my experience tend to have a lot going on between the ears. This guy is a borderline ‘tard.
There is NO WAY this guy has gotten laid a lot. Absolutely no way. And…I guess you can be good at fucking if you haven’t gotten much, but let’s be serious. He’s a class-A tool and I’m sure that reflects in his bedroom activities.
They are both just too lame and skeevy for words.
Congratulations, Donktard, be grateful that your 15 minutes (long over) shined brighter than many, but you have to reconcile yourself that it is OVER now. You look 47 on a good day, your boyfriend has CRAFTSMAN tattooed on his ass and nobody cares about you. You have no job, no source of income except Dadsers, no discernible talent, and you’ve surrounded yourself with snake oil salesmen thinking this will make you rich by associatioin. Go home, marry Pencildonk and repent in leisure. Sincerely, Grifty
Has she been to meet his parents yet? She’ll love Modesto. Just like Palo Alto, but with charming trailer parks.
She expects us to believe that she is gonna love meeting his family in Modesto? Donkey, please! Its a long way from a family compound in Sedona.
Could I go on record as saying maybe his parents are nicer than the McCains?
Couldn’t be hard, really.
But not nearly as famous, rich, powerful and wealthy and rich. So, she won’t care.
Oh, I know.
Remember in August when Donkey yapped about what a valuable quality “nice” was, and how important it was that people be “nice” to HER:
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
One of my favorite things about my boyfriend is that he’s really, really nice. Nice is such an underrated quality nowadays.
JuliaAllison @JuliaAllison
(besides my mom!)
In fact, I would go so far as to say “nice” might be the most important quality to look for in your man. Who knew?!
I’m sure his parents are nicer and more honest. But the difference is so extreme in terms of social class…
You know someone is in love when they say about their lover, “He is just SO NICE!!”
She describes herself as SO NICE, so seriously, what does that mean? That he’s a complete demonic asshole?
I find it telling that she has not brayed about meeting them yet.
And that’s where it always goes south. I think parents/family ALWAYS figure her out.
The next step for Julia and Devin:
Lily! That’s right!
I just rewatched that line-drawn Pokemon Parody video on YouTube from like five years ago so +1 for you.
From Flusher Price’s twitter:
“The people you want on your team should cheer & run alongside of you when you’re losing the race, not just pose for the photos when you win.”
Any chance that’s about Donkey?
Not impressed with Toilet if it is.
Hey Toilet – you’re a user. You used Julia for what you could get out of her and quietly decamped once the TV cameras shut down. Please do not play Little Miss Hurt Feelings. It ill suits you.
Hard to say here, really. Toilet has been radio silence for awhile now and moved out of the ~*apartment they shared*~ with no fanfare whatsoever. Why would she choose THIS opportunity/moment to shadily shank a donk? It’s not like she needs her at all anymore. I agree that she’s a user just like le donk, but I don’t think this is a butthurt situation. Girlfriend spent the episodes and offshoots (spreecasts) hemming, hawing and making faces at things Julia said for a decent enough amount of time. She got Lewis (for whatever that’s worth) through donk association and she clearly skidaddled without even donk saying a word about it, which may or may not have been due to her having unceremoniously lost yet another “sister”. I won’t say (nor assume) the parting was amicable, but I’d think this tweet from toilet was about something else entirely.
Maybe it’s FROM D0nkey …
Flusher Price may be keeping friends abreast of sobbing 4:00 a.m. texts rec’d.
Maybe it’s FROM D0nkey …
Flusher Price may be keeping friends abreast of sobbing 4:00 a.m. texts rec’d.
SS; NSF — hairpin trigger sausage snapper, I guess …
Here is why Julia will never be hired to be a “host” professionally (from someone who “hosts” professionally):
She has ZERO passion for what she covers. If she did – if she actually cared about fashion, and the tents, and the designers – she would manage to create compelling content that changed each year, that steered clear of asking “What’s your inspiration? What’s the trend? Are you nervous to show at the tents?”
She is completely ignorant about the topic she’s covering. She doesn’t give a shit about fashion. She gives a shit about Donkey. So much so, that she’s now trying to create compelling content (LOLOLOL) about herself and her pathetic fashion choices – pink and tiaras. And then makes the interview about herself by modeling the fucking tiara!
Here’s a tip, DonkDonk, from someone who makes good money doing this with a legitimate mic cube – the focus of an interview is not the interviewer. You are there to pull information out of your subject and educate your viewers by using the knowledge you’ve acquired by passionately learning about your subject. I know, I know – you’ve never passionately learned about anything but yourself, hence the difficulty of “covering” anything for you. Smearing vanilla frosting eye shadow all over your face and then asking people if your two favorite things are cool DOES NOT AN INTERVIEW MAKE. You are a fraud.
PS: Debbie
♥ your username
I have one more rant to add (I’m a little drink):
I have worked for a few news organizations, and NEVER would I ever have a friend or “partner” shoot an interview on camera that was branded as being from said news organization, nor would I post it online.
It’s extraordinarily unprofessional.
Not that I am surprised, but seriously: FUCK THIS DONKEY.
I wonder what that’s about? Do you think Debbie threatened to break it off since his time in the spotlight on season 2 seemed like it wasn’t going to happen? Maybe she had to get him camera time or else he’d walk?
He is her K-Fed and she is giving him his Popozao moment.
underrated comment
Ding ding!
dead.
LOL
This comment wins.
Does that mean he’ll get custody of the queefs?
Seriously!! I work a lot markets for wholesale buying etc and I wouldn’t even dream of bringing my other half with me to that even! SO UNPROFESSIONAL and quickest way to lose all credibility. Fashion Week is like going to the Empire State Building for her…just another NYC tourist stop…she brings her dad, boyfriends, new girl crushes etc to gawk at celebrities and dress “pretty”. She is a complete fraud in the worst way. Hey Donkey – GET A REAL JOB YOU LOSER.
+1 My thoughts exactly….
Great username, and a great rant. This right here is THE thing that made me a sad obese hater. I know she does amazingly nasty things to people in private etc., but for me, it’s this. The staggering lack of fucks given about virtually all subjects she claims to be “an unabashedly obsessed fan girl” of, or (it’s hard to decide what’s worse) “an expert” in. She doesn’t even know shit about the color pink! (ringing SchiapWTF) She doesn’t know anything, and sees absolutely nothing wrong with that. When I first read in 2011 that she asked the internet for questions she should ask WHILST “covering” FW, I knew all there’s to know about her journalithing, and that was a point of no return.
“Staggering lack of fucks”. So well-put Helena, as always.
One of my favorite moments was her Twitter-sourcing for her favorite restaurants. I don’t think it ever occurred to her just how moronic that was. I mean, it was lulzy to the max but how does she expect anyone to take her seriously, at all, under any circumstances? (If she wasn’t such an asshole you’d just want to pat her on the head and feel sorry for her that she was born dumb.)
What’s fucked up is that “being taken seriously” is beside the point. Being noticed and getting what she wants (i.e. landing a boyfriend) are all that matter to her. All of her lazy energy is spent on those things and those things only. Being a good partner/friend/daughter/sister? Forget it. She is and forever will be a taker.
I still am waiting for her to obo him. She has burned her SF Valley bridges to the ground. So I guess all she has left is snake oil salespeople and grifters. Karma
The complete lack of awareness (or at least plausible deniablity) Julia has about the sadness and emptiness that is her life depresses the hell out of me. I can’t even bare to press play on any of these videos at this point.
Having watched a couple of them, I think you;re doing the right thing.
The thing with Julia is that, at her worst, I find her more depressing than hateful. There’s the stupid, obnoxious shit she does, which I personally find great material for the lulz…and then there’s her “I am trapped in my own personal time-space continuum and I don’t even fucking know it” side, which makes me start thinking about skyscraper ledges.
Honestly I have old videos of my kids interviewing each other on camera when they were 5 and 6 and they understood that you have to talk into the mic/mike in order for the sound to be captured.
It’s depressing to the extent it impacts others’ lives. That Donkey has no awareness of the emptiness means she feels no pain. I have compassion for those she’s fucked over (even those too stupid to know it was happening) but not for Donkey herself.
I think what we are seeing here, folks, is Shared Psychotic Disorder (aka Folie a Deux), Donk being the inducer.
Mr and Mrs Stetler Snr, if you read here, you need to get your son away from the beast and all should (slowly) get back to normal (although he has been extremely entertaining). God bless you, you poor luvs. You have my sympathy.
So Donkey dresses him up in pink and lets him play “reporter” for a few minutes, even ordering him to ask about tiaras. She is an emasculating bitch and I don’t even understand how he allows it unless he is a complete dimwit, which he clearly appears to be.
When D0nkey stuffs Tinkerballz in a soft pet carrier & takes him to North Shore for the Holibrays, I hope Robin sits them at a kids table during the big dinner.
Did Little Julia move in with Taryn Southern? From her Twitter “Came home to find bestie/wifey @juliapricemusic had done all my dishes so that I’d be less stressed. Crying”. If she did that must drive Donkey craaaaaazzyyy..
@JuliaAllison
Just watched the 2nd episode of @MindyKaling’s The Mindy Project & it is the best thing ever to happen to me that doesn’t involve sugar/men.
@mindykaling
@JuliaAllison thanks Julia!!
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH.
I thought donkey was just bashing her less than 6 months ago. I just can’t with this mess anymore.
Without glasses I thought it said “sugar/meth”.
“OMG men are the best thing to ever happen to meeeee.” Shut up you motherfucking imbecilic donkey.
Congrats, Donkey! A target actually replied.
I can’t wait for the insane follow up now that you are practically sisters!
First it was Gossip Girl and then The New Girl. I wonder if Mindy’s character will be Julia’s new sartorial inspiration, prompting Julia to wear scrubs or a sparkly dress + white coat combo.
I didn’t like the second episode. Mindy comes off as a pain in the ass.
It’s just not that funny. I thought the second one was slightly funnier than the pilot, but I don’t think I have laughed out loud once. Sort of cute? The new male nurse is promising. But that’s about it.
The reason she likes it, as always, is that she is equating herself to the lead character in that chick is a cutesie fuck-up struggling with her weight who is desperate for a man. Didn’t someone tell Mindy she needed to lose 30 pounds in the first episode? And what do you know, Tim Sykes said the same thing to Donkey a week later. THEY’RE TWINSIES!!!
I confess: I liked it pretty well, & liked it at least 17 X more than “NEW GIRL” (wtf is w/ that screeching guy on there? so annoying, just like Charlie on IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY).
Mindy Kaling is fucking overrated and if she’d been a white male comedy writer would have never been given the time of of day.
There I said it.
Mindy Kaling is fucking overrated and if she’d been a white male comedy writer would have just been another one of the boys
What an asskiss. Jesus. Wash the shit residue off your nose, dickhead.