Toilet Julia Flees Pink Tutu Psycho Palace, Amber Rae The New “Danish Mary”

So she’s replaced one skinny brunette with another, huh, without acknowledging that her beloved roomie, the talented musician she loved so very much, who was LIKE A SISTER TO HER, has moved out? Very interesting.

I have never heard of this chick and know nothing about her. I pity the fool, however, who has to live with Donk and Debbie for even a short period of time. Hope you like looking at dudes with no balls parading around in short shorts while his “girlfriend” sobs brayingly after sex, Amber!

 

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356 Responses to Toilet Julia Flees Pink Tutu Psycho Palace, Amber Rae The New “Danish Mary”

  1. Jack the Bulldog says:

    The lovely Amber Rae (sounds like an Irish setter) runs ” a real-life school for superheroes.” Such grifter claptrap is right up Donk’s dumb alley.

  2. Donkton Blabby says:

    “MY PARTNER”

    LOLOLOLOLOL. Also, PencilDonk is now living with Mrs. Donk?! Which means the ultimate grifter is being grifted! LOL some more.

  3. Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

    Live in gay partner of opposite gender, this might be her first “authentic” life event in years.

  4. Jungle Area says:

    I think she started using drugs at burning man. She’s doing the hippie thing a little too hard.

  5. Bunburying says:

    let. it. implode.

  6. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    don’t pity amber rae, it’s all good up in grifterville with her too.
    also, SO EXCITED for the fall season of the donkey show. Halloween is coming, i expect some good (gay) costumes and pumpkin pie baked by mrs. debbie seltzer of marina del rey.

    [img]http://www.helloloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Mj-thriller-popcorn-o.gif[/img]

    • Princess WideStance says:

      Oh, Halloween. The most donkiful time of year.

      Nothing will ever compare to the sad ham hock ballerina, crying and braying and driving around LA, hoping to run into poor Toph. Those were our salad days!

      • Who do you think you are? says:

        I don’t know – the slurry Firefox costume she wore to a professional (? maybe grifter) conference and then on the plane home, all while by herself & friendless was a Hallmark of Sad. (Of course, sadder still was that she shipped the stinky thing off to some “intern” who was thrilled to receive it.)

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      Debbie might find a more suitable partner at the WeHo Halloween Parade.

  7. Frequency and Burning says:

    Those of you who are constantly throwing around the word “gay” as a negative are starting to sound a tad bigotty.

    • Factory Seconds says:

      A few of them have rubbed me the wrong way, but I think that the commenters just think the relationship is inauthentic.

    • A-Game Content says:

      I think it’s important to critique A Donkey using words A Donkey can understand. Fat, gay, etc. I don’t care about weight or whether I have a white picket fence existence, but A Donkey has always wanted to be a thin trophy wife with a gay son to dress in a tutu. I’ll never believe any attempts by her to say otherwise.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I hear you. I don’t mean it as a slag.

      • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

        Same here. It’s bothered me from the beginning.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          I’m sorry, lover! To be honest, I don’t actually think he’s gay — I think he lacks a scrotum and a wang, is all.

          • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

            That I can accept. Because clearly he needs tweezers to have a piss.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            I bet her dildo/vibrator collection has never come in so handy! What a change from BeerCan Greason!

          • AFGHANI says:

            If you’re right about the relative merits of Greasy and Goat Soap, there’s no way that comparison hasn’t been on Julia’s mind the past few months.

          • New Year New You says:

            Can we find the the pic from when she did yoga with Greasy, and he had a tent in his pants.

            Professah FC?

          • CUNTBunnies! says:

            This?

            [img]http://i53.tinypic.com/33nkh7l.jpg[/img]

          • bitchface says:

            lol swimming cat

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            There was also the Some E card she made for him, which basically told him his dong was enormous.

            PencilDonk must be so thrilled.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            Wait, but that sounds more problematic. You think he’s straight so you call him “gay” as a way to weaken him, to propose the idea that he’s not into the relationship at all, and joke that he has no genitals?

            Because clearly gay men don’t need penises or testicles, nothing of that sort because they aren’t men.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Actually, when I look back, I haven’t ever called him gay in a post. The commenters have called him gay, and they seem to suggest it more so because they cannot believe anyone is truly, willingly in a relationship with Donkey, and that they must have some kind of arrangement, or that she’s so desperate for a boyfriend that she has a gay one.

          • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

            [img]http://i54.tinypic.com/20axnnt.png[/img]

            [img]http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/a10ead865bf864afcbe98578cb038fc9.png[/img]

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          You’ve lost me. I don’t think I have called him gay very often. When I called him a tinkerbelle in the yoga video, I meant he seemed effeminate in his short-shorts with no balls and a dong. And wee.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      [img]http://i.imgur.com/jkWVN.png[/img]

      • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

        Funny how you see a certain picture of Devin (like the header of his facebook timeline) and you think “Wow! That is SO GAY!! There couldn’t possibly be a gayer picture of Devin Stetler” and then…. something like this surfaces.

        And on, and on, and on….

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        LOL, I love you, Prof.
        Best. Screamgrab. Evuh.

        Seconding whomever says that gay references are aimed at D0nk’s authenticity fail — that’s all I’ve meant by any I make.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        SO. GOOD.

        Julie is so boring now. Thank Greg for you cat ladies, still bringing the lollies.

      • New Year New You says:

        He practically has a vagina in that pic, look at the eeny weeny camel toe. Camel toe in minor.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      It’s only negative when you refuse to acknowledge it. (a la, LaDonkDonk)

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      I am only using the word “gay” in its usual sense: homosexual.

      • Burra Fea says:

        Me too. I thought many catladies were using “gay” in that way too, not like a group of middle schoolers trying to be cool. I legitimately think he is a homosexual male.

        • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

          Agreed. So do I and I generally think that’s the context they are talking about.

        • Frequency and Burning says:

          “Legitimately” or not, you aren’t calling him “gay” as a compliment are you? It’s expressly intended to demean him.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            I think he’s gay, with neither positive nor negative connotations. In all of the pics of them, I just get a STRONG vibe that he’s just not into her. Not attracted to her. Not turned on by her. I believe he’s with her only because of what he thinks he can get out of pretending to be in a relationship with her.

      • Gone with the Drapes says:

        Gay is not the insult; the issue is the total lie of passing off a fake gay boyfriend as one who is not gay

        • Tingolayo says:

          For, me it’s
          1. She brays about this ridiculous list of qualifications for the perfect man, and they’re are really shallow (Ivy League degree, hot car, etc.) You just know she’s been closed-minded about “guy who weighs less than I do” or “guy who doesn’t have a high-powered” job. Then she falls for DS, proving that lists are BS.

          2. She overshares in words and photos, which begs mockery. “Here I am in camel-toe spandex shorts!” (OMG, she photoshops herself) or “Here’s my hot boyfriend in camel-toe shorts!” (OMG, he’s less endowed than she is).

          3. She seems to change her identity to fit her current object of desire; now her object of desire is a blank slate she’s trying to Donkify.

  8. EyeRoller says:

    Holy shit it’s “Three’s Company”, except in the original version Jack Tripper is straight pretending to be gay, and in this version PencilDonk is, well…

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      If this chick has a hot body, Donk is going to go mental for two months. She’ll be Janet to Amber’s Chrissy.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      I knew there’d be a “Three’s Company” reference before I got to the end …

      HERE’S THE THING! It’s not necessarily well-known, but “Three’s Company” is a rip-off of a British sitcom called “Man About the House”, (I know, right?) & that was spun-off into (because he cooks!) a sitcom called “Robin’s Nest” (story line of that one is that roommates Vicky & Robin got married & Robin’s father-in-law finances Robin’s foray into the restaurant biz).

      “Devin’s Feedbag” … if Dad$er will front, I’ll watch.

  9. Albie Quirky says:

    Well, that sisterectomy went smoothly.

    Let’s see how long it takes to reject the new transplant.

  10. Tingolayo says:

    1. Finally she’s referring to him as something other than The Boyfriend. Nope, she never reads here.

    2. What exactly is “inspiring growth”? Does she mean “inspired growth”? Is “growth” her new thing?

    3. “Devin-cooked meals”…. adults cook for themselves, or otherwise manage to feed themselves. I swan, it’s like she just discovered adulthood. Who knew? You don’t have to eat out every night, or rely on a friend’s vegan chef! You can stay home and eat dinner alone/with friends/with your family, at your own table. I bet that none of you are evolved/transformed/grateful enough to be able to realize that a home-cooked meal is one of life’s blessings. It’s like she’s playing house.

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      Inspiring growth: you inhale a cupcake and your cankles grow.

    • KS says:

      I’m no doctor but she might want to have that growth checked out..

    • Pelts Off the Charts says:

      She is indeed playing house, because I see no job in sight for her nor for Debbie. It must be fun to look forward to a fall of yoga, bikes and meals. I’m looking forward to a fall of teaching, meetings, grading, writing lesson plans and paying bills. Possibly a few trips to the gym and some tv-watching thrown in…

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        Tots playing house.

        @Tingolayo About “Devin-cooked meals”: Adults feed themselves? Um, she is still not feeding herself, she found another mom to cook for her. Not an adult. Still playing house.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      It’s so sad because it’s not like “Devin cooked meals” is intended as some kind of “Oh, Devin is a great cook, you have to try his homemade quiche!” thing. It’s just a “Devin will cook for us because I’m so adorably hapless that I can’t even make toast! LOL!” quip.

  11. Coveted Vag Space/Du says:

    so….

    i am sitting here with my fellow real life tv exec colleague, doing tv exec things — she’s not full RBD, but has dipped in and out of the donkey show for years (since jacob+julia days) and she just said this fucking horrifying and potentially terrifyingly insightful thing about this post:

    “huh. so who is this person? this new girl? it’s strange a perfect stranger is moving in with julia and only for two months? (amber’s fb page states she already knows she’ll be in SF for january and february). i mean, the amount of time she knows she’ll be in MDB is about the amount of time it takes TO SHOOT A TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!”

    so, fucking catladies — i must ask: IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE SEQUEL OUR DONKEY HAS DREAMED OF??!!

    as a tv-related desk errand runner, i have to say — my friend my fucking be on to something.

    DEAD DYING DEAD PLEASE SOMEONE TALK ME OFF THIS LEDGE.

    • EyeRoller says:

      I was thinking that’s how many months are left on the lease she’s stuck in and can’t afford on her own, and after that it’s over.

    • KS says:

      An interesting theory.. maybe they are going to run around filming each other engaging in pillow fights and slathering frosting on each other while talking about synergy and paradigms and send the raw footage to Bravo in hopes of stimulating interest in another season.

      Or maybe Donkey just needs Amber’s rent money to pay for her car.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      [img]http://www.gifcrap.com/d/2117-4/Buster+Bluth+from+Arrested+Development+is+excited.gif[/img]

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      And the name of the show shall be “Grifter Haus”

    • Dr. Gary says:

      NO!

      *climbs onto ledge with @Coveted Vag Space/Du*

  12. idiotbox says:

    I, for one, am not at all surprised that little Ms. Devin Stetler moved in with the donkerina. Forgive me if I sound like a bigot, but isn’t moving in together soon after doing it a traditional thing for lesbians to do?

  13. KS says:

    Awesome. Three people who have no clue how to Google anything living under the same roof. They should film it! Oh wait.

    New nickname time? Amber Bray seems too obvious.

  14. EyeRoller says:

    Can we please call her Amber Bray?

  15. Norse Horse says:

    Don’t have a snappy nickname for her but.. she’s no Amber Lamps, to be sure.

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/amber-lamps

  16. ShesJustStupid says:

    Omg…Debby herself referenced 3s company in the comments.

  17. Lady Donk Donk says:

    My nonsexual life partner, Tossed Salad.

  18. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    YAS! the donkey show is back on with a refreshed cast and i’m so excited i’m like:

    [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/7/9/e9bf64b9-4521-4052-bf8e-37ae1b6422e2.jpg[/img]

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Oh, Prof, you complete me.

    • Tingolayo says:

      *yu xiang eggplant lodged in esophagus*

    • Pelts Off the Charts says:

      That one and the rioting Middle Easterners screaming for their “Social Studies” column just SLAY ME. HILARE!!!

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      How is that I never before noticed Concert Security Guy leaning in to get the 411 on La Donkque?? I can just imagine his next move:

      “Situation in progress; looks grim! Alert veterinarian to stand-by!”

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        I think it captures the moment that he did a double take – noticing that instead of pointing the camera at Ceelo, this chick is making a video of herself.

  19. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot says:

    Do you think Toilet Julia left because the braying Julia didn’t give up her list after Julia devoted an entire Casio ballad to it?

    • Jelly Roll says:

      You know, oddly enough, TJ does actually “do” things. I think we can all agree that she’s a terrible musician. But that’s what she wants to be AND she’s actively working towards that goal. (She writes song, she performs, she records, she promotes her work on her own and when it’s required.)

      She probably couldn’t take all the constant griftiness. Donkey and Grifter Bray should get along like gangbusters.

      (Well except for that whole “she’s 1,000xs prettier than the Donk” thing)

      • Jordache & the Pelts says:

        Except that she’s dating a grifter who Jul’a “dated” and seems to play with the grifter community easily ( whatever happened to that site she and Julia started?) they’re all grifters.
        Amber Rae is baby grifter.

  20. Stinky Velour Couture says:

    The new girl with the unfortunate name looks very young. Is she 22?
    Julie’s story is now so low-rent. Even in the high-rent MDB condo and the leased MB– tacky and boring.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      i’m guessing she is 25-26. seems she went to miami university as well, same as taryn and toilet. is that the connection?

      • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

        Different schools — Miami U is in Ohio, Toilet & Taryn went to U of Miama in Florida.

        • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

          Oops, misspelled “Miasma” ;-)

        • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

          yeah, i know the difference. my bad, she did go to miami of ohio.

          • Who do you think you are? says:

            Ugh, so did I. Along with Paul Ryan. I wonder what sorority she was in. (Not to slag sororities, but the MU scene was a nightmare of fakery and stupid girls.)

          • ScissorsToThePelts says:

            Whew! I have been on hiatus for a while, and am catching up on all of this – I have missed y’all!

            Wellllll I went to Miami as well. And was in the same sorority – she was a year or 2 older. She was loud and obnoxious, perfect for a donk.

            And re: Miami. There were a lot fake and stupid girls, but a few real girls in there who will be my friends for life. (Ew, sorry to be a sap but had to throw that in there.)

            Can’t wait to see how this one plays out…

        • Factory Seconds says:

          Ugh. There were always people from Miami U visiting my school and they would be like “yeahhh I’m from Miaaaamiiiii” so I would assume Florida because they never said that they “go to” Miami, just that they’re “from” there.

          I get that it’s named after a native american tribe, but jesus don’t get upset when I assume it’s Florida because you think Miami of Ohio is suddenly a super important place for me to know about.

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        Toilet went to UM in Florida; Amber Bray attended Miami in Ohio.

  21. Princess WideStance says:

    Poor Toilet. After all that, she got ZERO career boost from hitching her wagon to a donkey. The music video timed with the Mess Advised episode fell flat. Her appearances on the show itself seem to have done nothing to raise her profile. If anything, she’s probably worse off than she was before. She now knows what so many before her have learned the hard way.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      Her first big clue should’ve been when she found out that she was renamed JP on the show, thereby negating all possibility of the dozen or so viewers rushing to Google her and her music.

    • AFGHANI says:

      She’s worse off because she uprooted herself and lost time. She lost about a year of her life. It would be very tough to put a price on that. We can only hope she learned some life lessons along the way.

      • Andy Whorehol says:

        And what about the chat show Julia & Julia were due to film, huh? They were searching for interns to assist with it on TaskRabbit and everything!!
        On the plus side: it’s nice to see that Donk finally started shaving/waxing her sideburns. Debbie must’ve finally persuaded her to take off more hair than just the fur around her skin tags.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        What’s the conversion rate between human years & d0nkey years? Similar to 7/1 in dog years? If Flusher Price music was set back by a year or seven, that was just … eh, who cares, srsly?

        Little Julia has a shot at commercial jingles, maybe …

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        toilet was probably going to move to LA anyway, for her “craft.” she probably got free rent or some exposure through donkey. at the very least, a boyfriend (lol!). i was actually thinking using JP on the show worked in her favor, makes her anonymous and doesn’t link the failure of miss advised to her. and she succeeded in getting an intern, at least for a while (brayella pointed this out the other day). anyway, toilet has some kind of work ethic, unlike julie.

  22. juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

    I can’t wait until she mysteriously disappears and we have to issue an Amber Alert!

    Thank you, I’ll be here all night.

  23. Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:

    Amber Rae
    3:34pm (5 hours ago) near Boulder, CO
    It’s official. On Monday I’m moving to Marina del Rey / Venice for two months to live on the beach, plan The Bold Academy SF, test life without alcohol and caffeine, and enjoy living. LA is the only major US city I have yet to live in. Yay.

    Sooo….how much you want to bet she doesn’t make it a week without drinking alcohol. Have to drown out the braying somehow.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      The only major American city? So this girl has lived in Boston, Detroit, Baltimore, Indianpolis, Dallas, etc?

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        MAJOR America cities (based on population) is a list of 185 …

        I’ll bet chica has been to six & lived in three.

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        I’m interpreting her statement thusly: “I’ve lived in NYC & Chicago & the bay area, nao LA!”

    • OMGPearskank says:

      I don’t know about the no alcohol part, Little Miss Bray. The thought of being in the same room, let a lone sharing a flat, with La Donk makes me want to drown myself in a bathtub sized Mojito.

    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

      I think she’s smart to make it a “limited time” move…because I think she’ll want to get out of that household after 60 days.

  24. bitchface says:

    she’s skinnier and younger than Julia Allison. She won’t last.

  25. JFA says:

    Who acts this excited over roommates after freshman year of college? Who moves in with a couple, esp one as pukey as ja and the gay one? Why don’t any of these people have fucking jobs? So many questions. So little real caring.

    She already lives w her “partner” lol. This’ll end well.

  26. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    So Donkey got Devin Stetler to give up his downtown apartment so he can chip in with the rent? And now a third roomie? That place MUST cost a boatload. (SHE MAKES 6 FIGURES!!!!)

    Things must have ended badly with Julia Price. I’m guessing Donkey promised a million things that didn’t come true, including the fact that renters paying $400 a night to live in the next room from an OMGTVstar would bring relief to the rent. Didn’t happen so Julia Price bailed. (PS, nicest thing we ever did for Julia Price is call her Toilet so she’s not tied to a Donkey).

  27. You can also scan says:

    Maybe I’m drunk but I feel like puking reading this fucking trash.

    http://www.heyamberrae.com

    So much pseudo-spirtual bullshit for days. Fuck you Amber. Do you work? Not according to your website. You are just another shithead saying you can change your life overnight by embracing vague positive thinking mantras (and donating a few grand to the right people). Go back to pinterest. Can’t wait to watch you destroy your reputation by sniffing donkey farts and fucking around like an unemployed jackass with the biggest dipshit on the internet. go DIAF.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      The “Whitney” story, be it contrived or actually true, is effing weird!

      Married man, away from wife & home, off at whatever-you-call-this-sham, “hires” a young woman to be an employee at his wife’s business (notice: wife gets no input on her own damn employee?) & the day after young girl goes to a strange city, sans car or abode, she miraculously has both a car & a place to live. ?? Because the married man is … what … ? A sugar daddy?

      Yeah, no.
      If we’re meant to believe it: WAY TO EMPOWER WOMEN!
      Cuz that reads like a fucking cattle auction.

    • Jack the Bulldog says:

      KS, does this mean you won’t be taking Amber’s Passion Experiment?

    • Exhausted Drag Hag says:

      So she’s a founder of a website about risk taking / changing the world and the example she gives is to kiss on the first date? Real heavy paradigm shifting with this genius.

      • Greg says:

        I don’t understand why I am supposed to pay big money to a child for ten days of platitudes. I’M DOIN IT RONG.

    • Can-Swiss says:

      She’s a rich kid playing tech entrepreneur with daddy’s money. Not a guess, that’s what I’ve heard (friend of a friend knows her).

    • Factory Seconds says:

      I get more notes on my posts when I post a picture of my couch.

    • Tingolayo says:

      “Him and his buddies were curious…” Really??? Him was?

      [big long story about a friend who was "crushing on" a "girl," and Amber's advice about dating "girls"] How about this advice? Females over the age of 18 are women. You can use the terms “girls’ night out” or “my girlfriends and I” once in a while, but on your allegedly professional website, they’re women, please.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      That’s so clever! “Hey” rhymes with her last name!

      • Tingolayo says:

        Like “Blogger Julia Baugher”

        • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

          Yes. However, as we all know, Julia IS NOT A BLOGGER!!! It’s surprising she didn’t change her last name from Baugher to something that rhymes with journalist.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        “Rae” is her middle name.
        I saw her last name on her blog, bu I’ve forgotten it.

        I wonder if (no, make that ‘when’) D0nkey will claim to have started that trend …

        (NEVER READS HERE!) 3… 2 … 1 …

    • Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

      God, these lifecoach/casting grifters deserve each other.

      People: they’re the worst.

  28. sausage curls/fingers says:

    I’m so desperate for details on why Julia Price left. I hope she spills or starts in with passive aggressive tweets or something. Does anyone know where she went?

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      Lewis Howes seems to be in LA all the time, maybe they moved in together?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      No clue but she makes no mention of anything on Twitter and rarely, if ever, Tweets Donk. Wonder if something happened — IE TJ realized she was living with a user/mentalcase. Maybe that’s why Donk was spotted freaking out publicly recently.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        I bet D0nkey’s ‘freak-out’ had more to do w/ bills due Oct’ 01 …

      • Who do you think you are? says:

        Judging by TJ’s reactions toward Donkey on Miss Advised, TJ always had a clue that her roommate e&a a lazy, deranged, braying mental case. It was probably always understood (maybe contracted) that TJ would be there for the taping and then would/might leave. I can’t imagine that TJ can afford to live there so that’s a perfect excuse to fly the coop.

        • Who do you think you are? says:

          What’s sad though is, much like the production people Donkey was upset to learn weren’t actually her friends, they were there to do a job and get her to do a job, TJ was only ever just a supporting (not supportive, Donkey) character.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      no way toilet is turned off by the grifting. she’s dating lewish and she went to the scam workshop in palm springs with taryn and julia for julia’s birthday. toilet’s latest tweet: she’s absconding to istanbul later this month!

  29. Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Who after college age lives with roommates and brags about it?

    • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

      Seriously. I’ve lived in my own place since 27 and I’m now 35 (as of today = birthday!). I even had my own places when traveling in Europe when I was 19/20/21 years old, so I can’t imagine having a roommate now. She really doesn’t know how to be an adult at all.

      • Random Snowflake says:

        This calls for some Birthday Chicken I think..

        [img]http://rebloggingdonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/birthcray-300×225.jpg[/img]

      • Random Snowflake says:

        er…

        [img]http://rebloggingdonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/birthcray-300×225.jpg[/img]

      • Random Snowflake says:

        Just found out one can’t embed a RBD image the usual way… Yay for Imgur.com

        [img]http://i.imgur.com/X812c.jpg[/img]

        • KS says:

          Imgur.com works fine for me, I prefer it over tinypic because tinypic has so many rapey ads. Just make sure you use the direct link and not one with capital letters, i.e. IMG

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            I really didn’t know that TinyPic has ads = yay for free* AdBlock

            (*I donated to ‘em though, because it’s worth it)

        • Mazen Princeton says:

          I’ve taken to referring to disappointing or embarassing experiences as “birthday chickens”.

      • Fameless Shamewhore says:

        Happy Birthday Andy!

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        She can’t afford to be an adult, either.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Happy happy birthday!

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        happy birthday Andy!

      • Mazen Swarthmore says:

        Per Julia, people over 35 should’ve even be allowed to post on blogs. You’re such an old, she would FORBID you from posting.

    • juliajane says:

      I’m 28 and I like having roommates. Real estate is very expensive where I live and I’m not in the position to rent on my own or buy. Although I certainly don’t act like an excited 6 year old when someone new moves in.

      • Tingolayo says:

        Real estate is expensive here, too, and I know some couples who have housemates, but they call them “our boarder” or “the person who rents a room from us”. Or a group of people decides to live together as an intentional community.

        A new couple who have just moved in together, and who get a roommate, seem like people who won’t be spending a lot of downtime alone. Like people who deliberately crash (and have sex) on a friend’s sofa instead of getting a hotel room. It’s your home, not a college dorm.

        You just know that Scamber Bray is a prop for Julia’s OMG, look at the adorable couple! game. You know she’ll give Scamber no privacy, no alone time, no recognition that Scamber has her own life.

        Is there anything that this “couple” does alone, by themselves?

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          I have a suspicion that D0nkey has hired (am)Béarnaise as a “COUPLES COACH” … seriously.

          It’s even going to be a chapter in D0nkey’s “book” (now that SHE READ IT HERE!) … seriously.

          I really wish we’d get a Hoofball Pot going re: all the kooky reason$ D0nkey is playing out her current charade … :-)

      • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

        Agreed. I have a roommate and we are in our 30s, but we both travel a lot for work and so we are barely home at the same times. We have separate bathrooms, a dining room, and a real kitchen — you could not get that in our neighborhood in NYC for the price that each of us pays on our rent right now. Consequently, we can afford to go out more, take nicer vacations, etc.

        I would NEVER live with a couple.

    • Mazen Stanford says:

      The real issue is not that they have roommates, but rather than a) none of them have jobs so they will be stuck together in that condo for days on end with nowhere else they really need to be b) it’s slightly weird for a couple to seek out a roommate, unless the living spaces are really separate and c) Julia isn’t just some average 30ish person, she was on a show on the teevees… it’s got to be depressing to realize that she still can’t even afford rent by herself.

  30. umm says:

    why don’t her and her partner just split the rent?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      We think the rent could be as high as five to six grand at that place, judging by the info dug up by sleuths re: the mortgage payments on the building. Even if you’re not unemployed, as these two appear to be, that’s a shitload of rent to come up with.

      • brayday cray says:

        Didn’t Julia once admit to spending upwards of $4-5K on her rent in NYC?

        I get it, it’s hard to find decently-priced living in NYC…. but that’s fucking obnoxious. I pay $750 (welcome to Brooklyn)… and I’m employed. It’s doable.

        She is so WASTEFUL. This wouldn’t bother me if she didn’t try to sell used fucking sweatsuits and gift cards.

        • ShesJustStupid says:

          I think the rent on that pink shithole was 2500.

          • Mazen MIT says:

            For some reason I’m remembering $2700, but didn’t her landlord raise it at some point?

          • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

            LOL, i can’t believe we are discussing the rent on julia’s apartment from three years ago… :P
            2800, with utilities, according to

            also lol for miles, remember when she was going to move in with debate partner judy? must still be in the queue…

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            I’m still waiting for that cheerleader to start contributing to NonSociety. And I kinda want to see Donkey’s thoughts on Davos.

      • umm says:

        Okay I must have missed that (her high rent)…I was thinking most people living with their BF wouldn’t want a third random roomie…that would be awkward. A normal person would just get an affordable place and live with her boyfriend. Especially since she travels so much. As opposed to multiple roommates and weird one night rentals this would be a more viable option.

        FYI: I think her calling him her partner is weird.

    • BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

      How do you split the rent on zero income? Poor Amber is probably paying full freight…and that’s why she took a 2-month deal.

    • Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

      She is blowing through her inheritance like WOAH.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Yep, especially if she’s paying (am)Béarnaise to be there.
        (my half-baked theory)

  31. virgil reid says:

    ummm my friend in IRL is into amber rae. im excited to see how this plays out on facebook now that she lives with julia!!!

  32. Every Little Thing She does is Tragic says:

    Donk alert! Just happened to change the channel and caught the end of the Ricki Lake show and, holy crap, Donkey! Jaba was on a panel talking about social media oversharing. She still had the red pelts and was wearing a clashing wrap dress and her usual over-makeup momface. I didn’t hear her speak, but I did catch an audience member thanking the panel for their social media advice, barf. If you view Juliar Allisn as anything other than a cautionary tale…well, yikes.

    • Factory Seconds says:

      Why do people still let her onto panels and I can’t even find a job?

      • Every Little Thing She does is Tragic says:

        THIS. Why do people keep hiring her? She brings NOTHING to the table.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          She has an agent.

          So, yeah, she got a couple hundred bucks for being on a syndicated talk show—that isn’t really A Career. Most of the people who go on talk shows (just like most of the people who go on reality shows) do it to promote their actual work. Julie seems to leave out that part.

        • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

          She brings “Devin-cooked” meals to the table.

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      wearing a clashing wrap dress

      Thanks to Julia Allison, I detest wrap dresses because she makes them look terrible, or they her. I’d almost rather see a flounce skirt.

      I hope she wore the Learning Annex purple one … it’s so positively hideous.

      • Fake Kidney Infucktion says:

        I sold a DVF wrap dress because she has the same one and I couldn’t look at it anymore.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      She is billed as “Netiquette Expert Julia Allison.” This is like branding a freak on bath salts as a culinary expert.

      http://therickilakeshow.com/episodes-clips/2012/9/Thurs-Oversharing-on-Social-Media

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Great due diligence on the part of the Ricki Lake show … Julia Allison has tweeted very nasty things to / about companies & brayed aloud at @astrologyzone as to who she thinks they should fire because she couldn’t get her whore-0-scope that one time …

        Is it playing both sides of the fence that makes her an “expert”?

        Didn’t Julia Allison even invite some company to blow her, during her tantrum when her email was down? There was something like that.

        And those rants against the airline (was it United) that Julia Allison tweeted & then deleted, while she was dating Jack McCain, before she got caught hacking into his email & got sent packing by Cindy McCain.

        Yeah, Julia Allison is an “netiquette expert” alright …

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          p.s. Did you know that Julia Allison dated Jack McCain?

        • Tingolayo says:

          Dear Miss Netiquette: My ex boyfriend is getting married, and even though it’s been over between us and I know that he has totally moved on, it’s driving me crazy. Sometimes I feel like emailing him, but all my friends think this is a terrible idea.– Ridiculously Heartbroken

          Dear Heartbroken: Why not email his fiancee instead? You need an outlet for your anxiety, so write down all your feelings and send them to her. You could even “pretend” that it’s all a mix-up and that you intended your private thoughts for him instead. You might hurt people’s feelings or even ruin a relationship, but that’s what email is for.

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      damn, I was at the barber and saw the Ricki show—(when did that happen?)
      Would have blown my mind to see JA and her “Mom face”. Thanks for the sighting/citing/!!!! tip

  33. Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

    Holy crap. I know I mentioned this last week but another catlady pointed out…JA needs to meet this woman stat! Lives in LA, deep yoga feelings, writes the same, makes videos of herself singing, raging narcissist….

    http://www.chakwave.com/about.html

    “I Just Want to Ride Bikes With YOU”
    http://gawker.com/5947105/this-is-the-worst-thing-in-the-entire-universe

    This surprise wedding music video was created for my husband Todd Evan Krieger in Venice Beach, California and unveiled for him at our wedding reception in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

    Other shots shown are in Malibu, Laguna Beach, Tahoe, Ixtapa, Burning Man, San Francisco, Santa Monica, Topanga Canyon, Taos, Vancouver, Peru, and the Galapagos Islands.

    I’d like to give a major shout out to Panos Stoumpos whom hit the pavement with me capturing shots; he’s a creative rock star. Steve McCormick is super talented and was uber helpful in the studio when recording, and John David Heeg buttoned everything up with his rad editing skills.

    Hats off to our beautiful cat Balka…and of course my amazing husband Todd whose love inspired this video!!! Everything’s okay-o when I’m with Tadeo.

    • Mrs. Dr. Sturgeon says:

      Ugh. Sounds just like Julia. They should do Burning Man together. And that line “Macchiatos in the ‘hood”? Fuck off, you spoiled, entitled Julia clone.

    • Tingolayo says:

      Save Balka

    • Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

      You guys. YOU GUYS.

      It gets worse.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRYMpAQGT54

      This hysterical cackle came out of my mouth as she starts singing “We’re yoga girlsss…”, at which point I shut the browser window and apologized to everyone within earshot.

      I’m contemplating going back and finishing the video but…it doesn’t seem like a safe place. Wish me luck.

      • Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

        Made it to 45 seconds, and I think she started rapping.

        /pops oxycontin
        /slugs Kraken straight from jug
        /crawls under furniture

        Seriously, if anyone makes it past that point, let me know what happens.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        This really cannot be serious. Is it???! IS IT??!??!?

      • Stetlermania! (Until the money runs out) says:

        Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I’m going need to scrub my brain. Hopefully watching “Apocalypse Now” and Jim Beam will do the trick.

  34. JFA says:

    no idea who this chick is, reasonably certain she sucks by association, and anyone who takes a pic like that is automatically annoying.

    How sad is your life when you have to brag on FB about being friends with Julia Allison and her lame ass boyfriend? Quite profoundly sad.

  35. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    Is this the famous “Amber Waves to Brayin'” we’ve all heard so much about?

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      “I’ve noticed two common responses to the reason for their obsession. 1. They claim they actually want the person they’re blogging about to change (be less narcissistic, write about things that are less frivolous, etc.); or 2. They are projecting some major personal baggage—comparing the person blogging to someone they hate in their actual life.”

      Reason #3: I’m a mean bitch and I like to insult people.

      Yo, Adrien, you’re a class act yourself.

      http://www.urlesque.com/2011/03/10/gawker-adrian-chen-cancer-lucidending/

      I hate long goodbyes. So fuck off.

      • Jordache & the Pelts says:

        Cannot stand Adrien Chen. He is tremendously unfunny and obnoxious and a huge troll and when his pieces first started appearing on Gawker it heralded the end of a once witty site. inno anything about this Jessica but not only did she steal her book title from the awesome April March but the premise of the novel is extremely dated and highly unoriginal.

    • Princess WideStance says:

      I freely admit to being “irrationally fixated” on Julia Allison. It’s really fucking fun!

      And also she’s a horrible human being who deserves it? I mean, this isn’t rocket science.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      That was fairly insight-free. Protip: when you start from the perspective “who are these weirdos lol”, you’ll end up exactly where you started.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      Jessica’s novel on Amazon:

      “As a writer for Chick Habit, an increasingly popular women’s website, Alex Lyons gets paid to be a bitch. She’s churning out several posts a day, and she saves her juiciest ones for blog prime time, when working women eat their sad desk salads in their offices. Alex tells herself she’s fulfilling her dream of being a professional writer; so what if it means being glued to her couch and her laptop from six a.m. to six p.m., scouring the web in search of the next big celebrity scandal? Since Chick Habit’s parent company keeps close tabs on page views, Alex knows her job is always at risk.

      So when an anonymous tipster sends her the year’s most salacious story—a politico’s squeaky-clean Ivy League daughter caught in a very R-rated activity—it’s a no-brainer. But is Alex really willing to ruin the girl’s life by igniting the next Internet feeding frenzy? And what she doesn’t yet realize is how this big scoop is about to send her own life spiraling out of control.”

      In the end she gloms onto a would-be literary communist, tattoos a VW bus’s worth of Summer of Love decals on her arms and starts writing a blog where Daed White Males oppress her yoga class.

      • Princess WideStance says:

        Aw, she thinks people care about the inner workings of factory blogs. Poor thing.

        • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

          I mentally take a big drink every time I read about the process of writing (in a piece that isn’t explicitly about that), watch a non sequitur about filmmaking, etc. I realize it’s easier to write about what you know, but it makes for some boring books.

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            Probability that a randomly selected person is an actor or screenwriter: guess 0.5%. Probability that a Law & Order victim is an actor or screenwriter: 30%.

        • Factory Seconds says:

          Half-rung?

    • Tingolayo says:

      Hee. It’s not always “mean girls are picking on poor innocent girls”– sometimes it’s adults who are discussing another adults’ public behavior, and bringing up issues related to celebrity, public image, manipulation of the media, etc. I mean, of all the things that interest me, Julia is like 1,000,000 trillionth on the list. She’s just a vehicle for discussing this bizarre modern phenomenon of being famous just for being famous (and the malpractice of claiming to be a professional/expert in areas in which you are not.)

      Al Franken wrote “Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot” and people understood what that was about.

    • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

      Did that little circle jerk even say anything?

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        “I have a book for sale!”

        I work at Gawker!”

        “Squee!”

        /queef

      • Wonkeye says:

        It said “buymycrapbookbuymycrapbookbuymycrapbook” but more times.

        • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

          “I have a theory as to why people behave the way they do but, in this interview specifically about those people and their behavior, I am not going to divulge it, because it is the main plot point of M*Y* N*O*V*E*L which is by me, and which I, Anne Elk, own.”

        • Tonyamichaela says:

          Sad Desk Salad sounds so depressing that I envision the Taliban buying crateloads of copies to use as a biological weapon, because anyone who reads it will surely lose the will to live. Bestseller!

      • JFA says:

        seriously.

        I loved this: “Adrian: Yeah, I think all hate-bloggers are either secret fans or disillusioned fans.”

        Um, no. not sure what there is to be a fan of regarding JA, the lack of any discernible talent, the atrocious public and private behavior, the terrible style…I think many (most?) of us were introduced to her circa gawker 2008 or whatever. And almost NO ONE there liked her.

        Great reporting on a trend that is 5 years old.

        • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

          Next up by Jessica: “Williamsburg! Will this new artists’ hot spot keep its funky edge?! Read about my new novel, ‘The Bridges of Manhattan County,’ to find out about a book that touches vaguely upon this subject!”

          • Tingolayo says:

            “Yoga: this ancient Eastern practice is now finding fans in the US”

            “Whatever happened to the 10-cent cup of coffee? With concoctions like the ‘mocha’ and ‘latte,’ a cuppa joe could now cost you over $2.00″

            “Social media: your business could attract more customers with tools such as Facebook and Twitter”

        • Tonyamichaela says:

          Adrian is such an expert on the outbreak! of hate blogs that he started almost every response with yeah, I guess, hmm, or well. Um, er?

          Jessica comes across as an out-of-date anchor doing a segment to explain blogs to the elderly. What is a blog? Who blogs? Why do people read blogs?

    • Factory Seconds says:

      This blog is like a television show to me: I really don’t think about it for more than thirty seconds after I’m finished viewing it. I tune in periodically, but when it’s reruns I just see if there’s someone to talk with about how terrible the ratings/budget/script/overall quality have/has gotten.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      [img]http://imageshack.us/a/img189/1077/lolcatnv.jpg[/img]

  36. Freeloading Musketeers says:

    So sorry, so fat if this has already been posted. But here is a darling donkey with an OMGPINK! prosthetic leg, and as an added bonus, there’s a pic with the donkey in a pink tutu.
    http://animaltracks.today.com/_news/2012/10/02/14184700-meet-emma-the-tiny-donkey-with-a-pink-prosthetic-leg?lite

    Our donkey gives real donkeys a bad name.

  37. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    After two months with Julia & Devin, will their new roommate be amburned out?

    /wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • EyeRoller says:

      Ember Rae.

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Now you’ve got me secretly hoping that one of the pros here will do a “Normal Brae” movie poster adaptation … maybe a d0nkey holding up a sign that says: “PROMMM!!” … ?

  38. Prom Party Burnout says:

    Too cute!

  39. Grifty Shades of Bray says:

    I’m thinking there’s probably an opportunity for a feature story on these new age/techno grifter types.

  40. Factory Seconds says:

    I was going to sign up and start using Path as a way to keep up with my family (I think they could handle it much more easily than everything else), but Donk’s shilling is making it REAL hard.

  41. ShesJustStupid says:

    She described fb privacy settings as a “byzantine labyrinth”. Redundant.

    • 11th Wang says:

      She’s tots a writer.

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      Didn’t Julie also say that “Privacy is over?” or non-existant?
      or was that Yellow-Teef Randz?

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        D0nkey certainly parroted the company line when she was besties w/ Facebook’s sister, but the rules (not that rules have ever applied to D0nkey!) have changed now.

    • KS says:

      Looks like someone else called her out on that too.

      Maria Avgitidis ‏@TheDateCoach
      @JuliaAllison how can a labyrinth be Byzantine? It’s actually Cretan/Ancient Greek. Wrong era.

      JuliaAllison: .@TheDateCoach – Byzantine defined = “excessively complicated, typically involving a great deal of administrative detail” & labyrinth = maze

      Brooke Yancy ‏@Bkyancy
      @JuliaAllison date coach doesn’t know how to use http://dictionary.com ? Hah

      Dear Brooke, you are a bitch.

  42. Tingolayo says:

    As I have now been shamed for showing any interest in this hate-blog, I could never live with myself if I were to take the time to search for the meaning of the following:

    1. skin tags/green skin tags
    2. caulking
    3. “she was one”
    4. monogrammed

    Would any kind cat lady care to provide a brief gloss for myself and any other lurking newbies? Ta.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      for all your lurking newbie needs, see the link labeled “guide for noobs” up at the top of the page.

      briefly:
      1. you can find the explanation in the glossary
      2. i defer to afghani on this one
      3. ?? (also, she is fat now)
      4. a thoughtful donkey’s idea of a christmas present

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        I wonder if #3 was meant to be: I was inside …?

      • Tingolayo says:

        Thanks– I wasn’t sure whether green skin tags and green vulva were the same. (Good lord, I am a grown adult.) Has she mentioned, uh, that she has skin tags?

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      Re: 3.: this is quite recent, and comes from one of those (few) post-MissAdviced Donk-puffing”articles” featured in some local “newspaper” or other. The author of this one, in their quest to celebrate a Wilmette native (right?), said something about “dating columnists” or maybe “new media columnists” or perhaps “Satan worshippers,” and in a true Donk fashion, added a Donk identifier in brackets, “(yes, she was one).” And the Lord did grin; and all the obese haters did feast.

  43. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    OT, but LOL. Just heard on Rock Center:
    IS Mark Zuckerberg in over his hoodie?

  44. Norse Horse says:

    Hi catpeeps, meow. I’m late to this, but can I just say fuck the Awl, that hipster hangout of too-cool-for school mediocre writing, for that stupid article? Adrian can kiss my ass, the hypocrisy is laughable. As people have noted, Gawker was the one who inflicted Baugher on all of us in the first place, often amusingly at her expense. We learned from watching you, Dad!. And though I have never posted there, Crasstalk (Wordsmoker too) was never meant as a “Gawker hate site” in the least. It was formed by and for a huge bunch of smart and funny Gawker commenters who’d developed a sense of friendship and community before Denton loudly declared that he wanted rid of all the pesky commenters because it didn’t fit his business plan to make Gawker as terrible and boring as possible. Well, he succeeded with that. But Adrien Chen calling Crasstalk a “Gawker hate site”, or his absolutely wrongheaded take on this lulz-site, just proves he’s an idiot. I’m glad 4chan/anonymous/whomever made him pose in a tutu then made him look a fool when they queered the deal. He- and the chick whose byline is there- just don’t get it, what a smug sense of superiority and self-promotion that shit article was. That girl’s novel sound absolutely terrible- why do people get to call themselves “novelists” when what they write about is so trite and dated already? It’s so lazy and boring, and you’re not Hannah Horvath, bitch.

    /rantyishness

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      2 1/2 years ago, it was the Right Reverend Richard Lawson raking RBNS over at Gawker, a.k.a. Reblogging TMZ:

      http://rebloggingdonk.com/2010/01/07/rbns-navel-gazing/

      Chen is just catching up.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      I can’t stand The Awl. I tried it as a Gawker replacement when Ol’ Bobble-head started the Great Humor Purges of 2008, but it remains flippant, trite, jejune and intolerably smug. It’s the blog/news website equivalent of your roommate’s asshole stubbly-faced trucker-hat-wearing boyfriend sleeping on your couch for three months “between gigs” and always trying to initiate conversations about foreign policy at 1 AM when all you want to do is watch Torchwood reruns and face-rape the Popsicles (but he ate them all, fucker).

      I think the grammer of this has gotten away from me, but I trust you follow.

      • Gone with the Drapes says:

        it’s all just so lazy

      • JFA says:

        Glad i’m not the only one. So many of my fave gawker commenters of yore migrated there and I NEVER got it. Way more circle-jerky than even Gawker circa 2008.

      • Scooby Don't says:

        Failed Gawker refugee there too.
        Around my house we just call it ” The Awlful”
        Nuff said

      • Dr. Gary says:

        ‘face-rape the Popsicles’

        I am totally stealing this.

      • Jordache & the Pelts says:

        I wanted to like The Awl, as some of the more witty Gawker writers migrated over there, but every time I remember to check in it’s thuddeningly dull and long-winded and navel-gazing. There’s something about the understated layout as well, can’t really get excited by it.
        I think what I really miss about Gawker is the energy and wit in the comments, which Denton killed. I dont care for any of the current stable of cntricuters, although that Caty chick can be fun. he rest are blowhardy, including Rich Juckniawhatever who is relentless with his c. 1990s Queer rhetoric. Also, Gawker has been freezing up my iPad lately so it’s too much bother to visit throughout the day like I used to.

        • Princess WideStance says:

          Yeah, much as I love Choire and Balk, the Awl is a bit dull most days.

          I get the impression that they are trying so hard to push back against the things they hate that they end up being staid. The things they hate being, of course, cheap pageviews, sensationalism, stupidity, overwrought design, etc. Basically, all things Denton.

      • Emily Gould’s Trusty Google Alert says:

        I wanted to like the Awl but after a while I just couldn’t take the super cutesy writing style.

        Also Dave Bry, who seems to believe everyone cares about his weather reviews and his personal judgments on hip hop/pop music. A big No1curr to Dave Bry.

  45. ShesJustStupid says:

    Lord help…she’s looking for a stylist for PencilDonk….

    Julia Allison @JuliaAllison 8h
    Does anyone know a really talented stylist (for men) in New York? Email me: JA@JuliaAllison.com

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      Are we sure it’s for Tinkerballz, since she’s asking for a NY stylist?
      I’m thinking she’ll style him in Bobos & that the shill is for Syke-0.

    • EyeRoller says:

      She’s tweet-searching for a Doctor of Fashion (for men only).

  46. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    Is Donkey OBOing Peru? Doesn’t she have a magical trip planned?

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      A D0nkey Goes to Peru was never going to happen — that was just her failed attempt to manipulate future contact w/ @jellyd — I’ll bet money on it.

      headed to Peru for 2 weeks of no fb, twitter, phone, email, electricity, or proper pants.be well my friends.— andrew bancroft (@jellyd) August 12, 2012

  47. Stinky Velour Couture says:

    I keep reading the headling as….” Toilet Julia FLUSHES Pink Tutu…”

    Because I luv y’all so much—this is hilarious, when it’s not boring.

  48. donkolnikov says:

    look on her twitter and her exchange with Timothy Sykes – I screenshotted it but have forgotten all my high school html on embedding a png image.

    So @TimothySykes waltzed in from the Maldives & told me I needed to “lose 30 lbs.” I told him he’s not allowed to hang out w models anymore.
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    1h Timothy Sykes ‏@timothysykes
    @JuliaAllison I said lose 30 lbs if you wanted to be in one of my videos, otherwise please be more outrageous and stop giving into others!
    Expand Reply Retweet

    • Tonyamichaela says:

      She doesn’t care about what anyone thinks about her body anymore!

    • Tingolayo says:

      Tim sounds like a real prize.

    • Scooby Don't says:

      Tim is the Joe Frances of finance.

    • Scooby Don't says:

      Tim is the Joe Francis of finance.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Why would you Tweet this conversation?

      Also, I would say “Right back atcha, Pillsbury Douchebro.”

      • donkolnikov says:

        Isn’t he her friend? What kind of friend says that? None of my guy friends would ever say that to me, because maybe they like and respect me and know I wouldn’t hang out with them if they said degrading mean shit like that.

        • Wonkeye says:

          When all your “friendships” are strategic alliances I guess you need to put up with that shit. Nobody I know would ever say that to me, and, unlike JABA, I actually do need to lose 30 (or so) pounds. Because my friends are kind. Either that, or scared of me.

    • Miss Mix a Lot says:

      What kind of videos does he make?

    • Julia Allison Will Give Your "Brand" Herpes says:

      I actually felt bad for her for a second. Then I remembered that she is a grifter scumbag and she surrounds herself with douchebags like this.

      Her douchebro friends – Sykes, Ellsberg, Howes, Greason, et al… are all very stuff.

      • 11th Wang says:

        Why would you feel bad?

        She is going “C’mon, puh-leeeeease put me in a video, pleasepleasepleaseplease I’m famous! I’m hot! People LOVE me! I have star power! Pleasepleaseplease” and his strategy was to her down with an impossible demand.

    • darling dearest says:

      “waltzed in from the maldives”

      • JFA says:

        this is the only reason she tweeted it, to brag about her association with people who waltz in from the maldives. because that makes her fabulous in her own eyes, and not the asshole that everyone else sees her as.

        • JFA says:

          She’s prob also soliciting “YOU ARE SO NOT FAT” ass kissing tweets.

          • Mini Driver says:

            I was going to say, “You’re both right, her tweet serves more than one purpose — it’s pretty crafty considering the source.” Then I realized that “both” of you were JFA. You’re the best, girlfriend. I seriously love watching you do your stuff around here.

    • Peltergeist says:

      Wtf? He told her to “lose 30 lbs” but “stop giving into [sic] others”? And what does “be more outrageous” even mean when it’s aimed at someone whose entire existence is a stunt?

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      Poor D0nkey! Everyone is so mean to her about her body! What did she ever do to deserve such unwarranted public humiliation? Bullies!

      Oh, wait … there’s another side to the story? Syke-0’s critique was far from unsolicited? D0nkey of the They Call Me D0nkey donkeys demanded to be in his shitty-0 video & he told her the blue moon’s chance in hell that she has of doing so? And so D0nkey chose to spin the exchange into a self-serving attn-whore bleat & go public w/ it?

      Sounds about right.

      P.S.
      D0nkey!

      • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

        But what about her actually losing 30 pounds? Dear lord, I’m a bit of a heifer these days myself, but if I lost 30 pounds I’d look ill. Who would think she has that much weight to lose?!?

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          Oh I agree, that # isn’t realistic.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Jerks. From the Jerk Store. Who think that women are committing an offense against humanity if they’re not really skinny but with giant boobs.

          Which is a body type that some subset of people have naturally, of course, but the idea from the Jerk Store is that those of us who don’t have to knock ourselves out to look like we do. Fortunately, there are many other places to find dudes besides the Jerk Store.

  49. mcakez says:

    Well shit the bed. I recorded Ricky Lake because B. from STFU Parents was going to be on. Haven’t watched yet, but that would be my worlds colliding, for sure. I will snag screen caps when I get home.

    Gawker is the fucking worst now. Reblogging reddit – but without the reddit charm of down voting ass clowns into oblivion. The Awl is just boring. It is like the Internet equivalent of drinking your own piss.

  50. Peltergeist says:

    Uhh…?

    Ash Marie‏@bravosphere

    Putting my dog on a diet so she can loose 3 lbs to fit in her tutu in time for Halloween. #doggytutuproblems @JuliaAllison would understand!

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      WTW? Is her dog waddling around overweight for the other 48 weeks of the year w/ unnecessary strain on its heart, or is the poor thing a perfectly fine weight naturally but its owner is going to slimify it so it can be tortured into an asshat costume for no good reason?

      #Julia_Allison_first_world_problem_indeed

      • A Donkey is an Ass says:

        I’m not sure what I think is the worst part of that. Starving a dog? Putting a dog in tutu? Seeking approval from a Donkey? It’s all so sad.

        • Peltergeist says:

          It’s like a bad reading comprehension quiz question. Is she saying that:

          A) Julia starves her dog to fit into a tutu
          B) Julia starves herself to fit into a tutu
          C) Neither
          D) Both

      • Psychotic Today says:

        I hate her. She is the worst dog owner ever. Every time I hear about what she does to Lily my heart breaks thinking of my own dog.

  51. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    Excited to have @JuliaAllison on The Moll Anderson Show tomorrow! Tune in at 5pm ET / 2pm PT on Sirius XM 168. ;))

    anyone tuning in? anyone? bueller?

    AND….

    @JRadloff: Hey Chicago! The premiere issue of @NSMagazine is out with two of my interviews–@HappyEndingsABC’s David Caspe, and @JuliaAllison!

    NSmagazine then tweets the link to the first interview. crickets for julie’s interview. isn’t this jessica radloff person some sports writer or something? julie once said she was tiny and cute.

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:
      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        Geez, D0nkey … hie thee to a farrier, STAT!
        [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2mpiyya.png[/img]

        • donkolnikov says:

          AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

        • Psychotic Today says:

          Dude… WTF???? Size up. Are those warts? What is that skin hanging out over the shoes??? Those shoes are not ok to wear in public.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            Calm down, Kevin!

            Once D0nkey loses a pound in each hoof, she won’t have skintags visibly bubbling over the edges of the toe box.

            The nasty shoes, however, will continue to suck.

        • A Donkey is an Ass says:

          I know Debbie likes to cook for Donkey, so here’s a cooking tip for her.

          Keeping the internal temperature of the sausages below 155 degrees will prevent the casing from breaking. It will keep them juicy and you won’t have the problem of the meat squeezing out like we see in this photo.

          You’re welcome.

  52. Amber Rae is my Facebook friend. I’m not sure how or if we know each other, but the fact that she is moving in with Donk is incredibly hilarious to me. I just laughed out loud and had to explain to my friend in my room why I was laughing. He didn’t get it.

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