@timothysykes: – Devin & I loved hosting you last night! The pink bedroom is always yours when you’re in town!! Xoxo
And what could be more credible than a tweet from Julia to a penny stock operator?
“hosting” is what people do on game shows
Also, on Craig’s List. Not that I’d know anything about that.
“hosting” is what organisms do for parasites
“hosting” is what people do for tupperware parties
“Hosting” is what happens when Julia gets too close to an angry bee.
hosting is what people do for STDs and, then, they continue to host.
Hosting is a part-time job.
Donkey, this, THIS, is why you are such a supreme asshole.
Why is this a tweet? What reason could you possibly give for tweeting this other than:
-I want to brag to the world that penny stock scammer Timothy Sykes stayed at my house
-I want to show everyone that Devin and I are “hosting” together meaning, wink, wink, we are living together
-I want to prove to the world that we are still together
That’s it. The only reasons you fucktard. In other words, it has nothing to do with sending a gracious note to a good friend in whose company you recently spent some quality time. Because that type of message is more appropriately sent BY EMAIL or maybe TEXT or a PHONE CALL or any of the private options available to you.
You suck so much at life.
Not only that but usually the one hosted sends the thank you note, not the host. What a Donktard.
Donkerina just sent a thank-you note to herself.
This! Not only that but she sent it in reply to one
of his twitter ads of i just made 2 billion dollars short
selling mt stocks. Lol.
Maybe she wants her Elle readers (that is, us) to extrapolate that they had a threesome, which is really the only thing that could make this tweet even worse than it is (for the reasons you state).
And she continues NEVER reading here.
Does it hurt to be so transparently self-obsessed?
Right? We crash the internet saying that she and The Devin Stetler broke up, and a few hours later she breaks her silence to tweet this useless garbage. Clear as silicone.
They put their guest in her 8 year old girl bedroom?
Where did the wonder twins sleep, with Toilet? Oh wait! Toilet and Donkey are no longer bestie roommates.
Donkey, are you happy with your life?
Yup. I will believe that Toilet hates Julia’s raft ass until Julia tweets otherwise.
Unsaid in the Tweet: Julia charged timmy-boy the going Airbnb rate for staying over in the pink princess palace. Good griftin’ times!
oops, sorry Malformed Face, I shoulda read further before mouthing off. Please, no semi-automatic kitty fire.
I am just lurking these days,,,
Did Timothy Sykes have to pay $395 on airBnB upfront or is Donkey billing him?
Why am I picturing poor Devin bound and gagged in the basement, with Donkey periodically checking in on him? Because she’s going to cling to him like grim death.
So are they living together? Is he sleeping in that pink dungeon every night?
Which pink dungeon are you referring to? Yep, I went there.
Is he helping pay rent? Hmmm….this might work out well for our money strapped gal.
alternate theory: she moved in with him. the stock scammer slept in the pink BR; that’s not the guest room.
Is Devin sleeping with Sykes? I’m seriously asking.
That’s my suspicion!
I’ve been suspect ever since she amended her idiotic checklist after starting to date Pencildonk to include having an open and experimental sex life. Transbraytion: Pencildonk is bi.
Pencildonk is bi.
Pencildonk is sly.
Soon Pencildonk will be buh-bye.
Timothy Sykes hired boy toy Devin Stetler a personal chef… I think we all know chicken quesadillas mean butt sex.
Miss Advised spinoff: Missle Ass Vised
(that’s all I got)
ENCHILADAS! (what do those mean??)
Or maybe more appropriate for this thread:
So… This is concrete affirmation that TJ flew the coop, yes?
That’s all I got out of it. I realize this was supposed to be a distraction from us talking about a Devin Stetler breakup but now I’m just wondering about the Julia/Toilet Julia breakup.
Toilet Julia probably just stopped returning her calls. She seemed like a total user, why would she bother with Big Julia now the show is over?
The whole “Big Julia” and “Little Julia” thing has to bug Donk something awful
Yeah, there’s a story there. I wonder if Toilet will ever spill.
No. Grifter Julia is too mean to allow that—note everyother person who is bound to silence by Scary Big Julia taping convos or using personal details to blackmail. This shit is serious. She’s Scary Sadshaw Deeluxe.
Maybe those people who know what Donk is, but stay in her orbit hoping to get something out of it are assholes, too.
Now there’s a vivid mental image.
This, plus maybe there’s a surprise and Devin is going to be Miss Pennystock.
Maybe there’s a wedding in all this after all.
He will always be “Miss Pennystock” to me from now on.
Totally unrelated but I was at this thing tonight where people give quick presentations on funny stuff, and someone did a brief thing about Uber, and then someone else had a slide referencing “football player Lewis Howes’ e-book” and I was (in my head) like “HOLD THE PHONE. I wish there was another cat lady here to share this moment with, because whyyyyy is Lewis’ face on this screen. Am I having an RBD induced dream?”
Uber, huh? That’s … weird …
Earlier, I was on the Insdr site/sight/cite for the first time ever, reading Q&A, & noticed that they plug Uber & Taskrabbit somewhere in their mission statement. Won’t be a surprise when the dots connect.
What is the Insdr? Googling turned up nothing.
“Experts” answering questions about companies when you can’t get what you need from the company itself.
Insiders help on their own and not on behalf of Insidr or any big company.
As I understand it, “experts” can earn $$ from giving good answers (interestingly enough, some of the questions are from”experts” trying to claim their $$)
They’re backed by True Ventures; I can’t find the Uber / Taskrabbit reference now.
Weird, last night that www was just loading a for sale domain. What dots are we wanting to connect?
True Ventures didn’t invest in Uber or TaskRabbit, but several True Ventures investors are social friends with founders of those companies. The only connection to JAB is her friendship with Brit, whose husband invested in TaskRabbit. JAB is not even a blip-of-a-blip on the Bay Area startup/VC map — she’s a wannapreneur and a nobody.
What dots are we wanting to connect?
Wish I could find what I saw yesterday … something to the effect of: ‘the caliber of zappos customer service & the ___ of Uber or Taskrabbit’ (Uber & Taskrabbit were links, zappos was not, so it seemed like plugs to me).
I guess my initial comment came across that I thought anything about Insdr would tie to D0nkey, but no, I just meant undisclosed pimping of their vested interests in other co’s a la Brit Moron wouldn’t surprise me.
Actually, I’m finding informative stuff there & maybe mentioning them in the same breath as ‘D0nkey’ on her hayt sight / site / cite is mean.
Found it. Boring as this offshoot thread is, I’m relaying the link because it has a telecommute job listing that someone may want to jump on, & if you click their Uber link, Uber has a long list of job openings in several places worldwide, so maybe some good will come of it for a basement dweller.
RE: “last night that www was just loading a for sale domain”:
It’s not the same domain, the URL was just missing a letter “I” the first time you tried it. I can understand the confusion since so many domain names eliminate random vowels. Insidr.com is STILL missing one.
Anyway, just clarifying that the site didn’t spring up overnight.
I can’t believe that idiot Lewish wrote an e book about “how to use LinkedIn”.
It’s what made him Internet famous. He’s like the social media guru King of LinkedIn. Dumb and dopey as he is, he’s very sweet and knows how to hustle in all the ways Julia doesn’t and never will.
Also, PencilDonk and me (I know I know, incorrect grammar lol!) would like to announce to SOCIETY that we are not freeloading vagabonds who just fill up every trash can (with blackhead-laden Biore strips) and crack every mirror (by doing each other’s makeup for hours on end) everywhere we go without somehow repaying our debt. Therefore, let the passive aggressive record show that PencilDonk and ME graciously allowed Timothy Sykes to consume our bottled water, masturbate below my deceased grandmother’s pink quilted comforter, select from a drawer full of PencilDonk’s little league-sized tube socks to wipe away his self-pleasure embers, and piss on all over our toilet, in the middle of the night, without lifting the seat or even wiping it up (that’s what taskrabbits are for!). Besides, the only dirty commode lips I care about are the ones attached to my face.
Back from five days off the Twitterz and still NOT SINGLE!
So right. Donkey is all about The Giving.
She gives me migraines. And hives. And, of course, the Canklehausen.
I wonder if she has a signed contract with Devin to be her fake boyfriend for a few months, while she acts as his beard. Brokered by that Steven Grossman midget, of course.
I don’t know if I actually believe that or just want to believe that more. I don’t know if I buy that Devin Stetler genuinely enjoys being costumed and blown by a donkey.
I wonder if Tiny Julia even made up an excuse before she got the hell out of dodge? If so, did Big Julia buy it? Or was it understood that she’d only stick around until Miss Advised went off the air? Was she cast by the producers? Did Big Julia know or was it some down low agreement and Big Julia didn’t even connect the dots that moving out = “my contract is up and I can’t stand you”?
over dinner, i was recounting the latest julia developments to (a disinterested) mr. meowserton — the radio silence, the tweet about lilly and not being able to breathe, etc. — and his immediate response was “so her gay boyfriend broke up with her, huh?” my immediate reaction was (literally!) ROFLMAO and “BINGO!” i was astounded that he had even been paying attention to the donkey show that much.
and now i come home to this: no breakup! but it confirms toilet moved out.
This also explains why she is bitching relentlessly about her car lease. Because she can’t afford the 2br condo & the car. Six figures indeed.
That includes the decimal point. Legalese, people!
I think she got confused and didn’t notice the six figures were red, not black.
She’s legally blind, you know!
@timothysykes visiting julia’s “pink [bed]room”
Awwww, Lost-A-Bet guy is so cute!
Sykes mentioned he bought a $5million home but can’t afford a hotel?
OT question. I’m starting to watch the first season of All on the Line and love Joe Zee. But I noticed that Keith, the same Elle.com editor and “boss” of Donkey is showcased on the show each time. I know that the Elle.com deal was strictly bc of Bravo and the show. However, is there any relationship between Keith and Donkey? (e.g. friends etc) Bc my love for Joe Zee may go down if there is since he seems to really like and respect Keith
Its been rumored that Keith only had a job at elle.com because he was dating joe zee…but i feel like they’ve broken up…
Interesting…esp since I went to elle.com to look at the about us and Keith’s not listed: http://www.elle.com/about/about-us
He left ELLE for another gig in March or April.
There was a profile of Joe Zee in the NYT last year-ish and it said he was in a long term relationship with some professor so I don’t think he was dating Keith. I didn’t get that vibe from watching the first season of All On The line. But who knows?
I like the guy. Somehow I doubt that he’d ever willingly interact w/ D0nkey …
Teej doesn’t even talk to her anymore, right? The only gay (or bi, whatever) that will is Devin Stetler.
TJ is probably tweaking in some dark hole right now:
tj does not mess around. i wonder if he got a special fightin’ manicure:
“He punched me so hard that he cut may face with his nail”
speaking of blood, did anyone read about gross gummi bear and his heroin habit?
Another NonSociety-blogger-turned-reality-show participant turned accoster-of-people? Say it ain’t so!
BTW, if that guy was punched by our girl Teej, wouldn’t Teej’s nail(s) have been curled into his palm? Methinks someone got bitch-slapped …
@Prof TELL ME MORE
@Brayella That is exactly what I thought. I guess he makes a fist with his thumb out?
keith left elle in april.
Thank you so much for hosting Timothy Sykes.
The decor in the pink room is very tasteful and truly beautiful.
Ride them coattails, D0nkey!
P.S. Did you see the sheets? They’re monogrammed!
“monogrammed” w/ BPC “ink”, no doubt …
Because I’m 12, just for shits & grins, I occasionally attempt to jack w/ a neighbor whose printer shows up as accessible by wi-fi, (eg: ‘Printer does not detect paper; please load paper tray immediately.’ … then, about an hour later, ‘Not THAT much paper, silly!’ & then another hour later ‘::burp::’)
I know, I know. Anyway, when I checked just know, look what shows up:
I can’t quit laughing! Best D0nkey sighting ever!
Another D0nkey sighting (w/in the first few seconds of the video) — I never got the gist of wth he’s talking about before I completely lost interest & bailed, but if anyone else watches it in its entirety & can explain why pbsideachannel is featuring a D0nkey lip dub link, clue me in.
What the hell is that from?
I, for one, am relieved. I WANT THEIR WEDDING TO HAPPEN SO BAD!
My huscat just sent me this. “In heaven there is dragon burger. On earth, donkey burger.”
just found the linens donkey will be putting on her wedding registry:
it’s OMG kate spade!
Yowza, who could fall asleep with bedding that loud!?
Timothy Sykes @timothysykes: Today was a GREAT day here in Dubai with my 2 Challenge students: http://tim.ly/NTXB6a
3:36 PM – 27 Sep 12
you have my attention.
I got to “Challenge” & I may as well-have been sucker-punched …
:: can’t breathe LOL ::
Wait. That was a quick flight …
Tim Sykes Airlines food on Yom Kippur Mark, flying to the Maldives to celebrate our most important holiday
Tuesday at 06:26 · 1
Yom Kippur is the evening of Sept 25 when Donkey says Timothy Sykes stayed with her… yet he says he was on a plane. Hmmmmm…
How much you wanna bet that the “hosting” was virtual?
they did a google hangout
Funny how the grifter in chief did NOT answer any of the questions about the hotel.
Forgive me for thinking that he just took a picture of himself OUTSIDE the hotel and let the dumbest of his followers believe he actually stayed there.
Hey, I did the same thing in front of the Waldorf Astoria.
When I was 17.
This is turning into a game of:
PIN THE TAIL / TALE / TELL ON THE D0NKEY LIAR
That hotel is the tackiest shithole inside, super disappointed and visually scared. Anyone who parrots their “7-star” bullshit has got to be an idiot.
Yes, but do they have monogrammed sheets??
Heh. Good question!
And monogrammed soap!
Gaudy ≠ shit hole.
Though, calling it a “7-star hotel” gives me the major eyerolls. It’s a rigorous yet arbitrary system that really doesn’t have any regulations to it. It’s a good guideline, but any asshole can claim their hotel is 10 stars if they had enough luxury hotel reviews to back them up. It’s like allowing people to say that a hotel is a 12 on a 1 to 10 scale.
I’m a million-star hotel!
Donks never reads here. She and Toilet are BFF4L.
With The Boyfriend, watching Miss @JuliaPriceMusic play beautifully at The Mint. This girl is so talented. http://lockerz.com/s/248334050
Also, notice the capitalization in “The Boyfriend”. Serious grifting, bunnies!
It’s a two-fer! Confirmation of boyfriend status and Toilet Julia besties-ship!
Wow, what a happy happy woman Julie Albertson must be. Her life is clearly perfect!
I think Toilet might want to rethink her hairstyle. The pulled back thing does not seem optimal for her.
Are they watching her on youtube or ustream? Cuz I don’t trust Donks any farther than I can throw her. (Assuming I could pick her up, that isn’t very far.) There’s no way Julia would post a photo that didn’t feature herself contorting with The Boyfriend in front of the stage.
someone else’s fauxto ganked from instagram?
It’s actually a threefer, because she got an unflattering photo of Toilet, thus winning in her endless game of whose photos are prettiest.
Wait! It’s a for-fer– Because what the fuck is she doing it all FOR?
How strange, no picture of her and Debby, and no shout-out from Toilet. I’ll assume she was there, but when has she ever avoided posting a picture of herself and her ‘boy’ at an event?
Debby. Winningest win EVAR. I would give you my belt if I hadn’t already moved to Guam.
All credit for the awesome name to Whiny Bitch Spoiled:
Yes, Debbie Seltzer is very funny, Whiny.
It’s my personal fave.
Toilet looks like some ageing Aunt at a Bat-Mitzvah, or is it a bordello?
do people really think TJ is a talented singer?
No, no one does.
mean conniving stealth bitch. skinny is not enough to make up for a black heart and a lack of talent
Auschwitz had a nightclub?
Yes. But worry not, this is what they played there (WARNING: DO NOT CLICK)
Thanks for the shock-LOL, RRR — now I have a Twinkie lodged in my trachea!
I think that is your funniest, and also most deranged, comment ever.
You’re a grown woman. Writing “The Boyfriend” isn’t cute. (Neither was “Prom King” and “Harvard Graduate Lawyer Boy” and “Cute SF Entrepreneur Guy” or whatever they were.) We get it– you’re trying to be like Carrie Bradshaw and her “Mr Big.” Problem is, Carrie Bradshaw doesn’t exist and never did.
Does she have any interests, hobbies, thoughts, ideas, experiences, adventures, favorite music or movies or books, or plans that don’t involve name-dropping *other* people’s ideas and experiences? Can she define herself by anything other than “I like pink”?
I know, I’m preaching to the choir. You all have been wondering this for years. Please indulge a newbie for a moment. I’m no Donktor of Filly-osophy, but I just can’t believe she’s still with the “I’m a journalist, I’m a tech columnist” BS, pretending to “cover” anything.
wait, you’re saying that going to events and having fauxtos taken of yourself is not being a journalist?
Welcome! There is NO end to this madness, so don’t fret too much.
It would be okay if she had all these nicknames for people if she wanted them to remain anonymous and if she didn’t splash every aspect of her life all over the internet.
For example, if she were an actual dating columnist (even if she used her real name instead of a pseudonym), then the only thing people would know about her is her dating life and the city she lives in. That way she’d be able to keep some walls up and get away with using nicknames for the men in her life. Hell, even if she had a large Twitter following, she could still get away with keeping her life private and using nicknames by not fucking telling us where she’s taking a shit and what exclusive toilet she’s flushing that night.
Hi Tingo- she also refers to her highly educated, adult and quite-together sibling as, “my Little Brother”. Just to add to your list of her irritating ways of referring to other people unlucky enough to be in her life.
Q: Does she have any interests, hobbies, thoughts, ideas, experiences, adventures, favorite music or movies or books, or plans that don’t involve name-dropping *other* people’s ideas and experiences?
Everything anyone ever needs to know about “branding” in two minutes and, coincidentally, why JABa is a total fail at “branding”.
Link fail: http://youtu.be/MjyjWPMqTrs
That was awesome and informative! A donkey could never.
Julia Allison cannot wait to make a wedding day video. It will be exactly like this.
Couldn’t watch it all, too painful. She’ll force whomever the lucky gent is to make the “boy” version for her.
Donkey’s video will be far more cringe-inducing than that one. It will make us feel like kittens are exploding out of our heads.
OMG that is horrifying. this is why we need Debbie to propose, stat!!! Donk would be way crazier than this bitch.
In the time I managed to stomach this I saw three different shots with her cat, and in every one, the cat was averting its eyes.
1) Opening shot. Cat is mostly out of frame, but you can see its tail twitching in an agitated fashion as it avoids the camera.
2) 1:06 – While she reads the newspaper, her cat has its back to her and its ears flattened as it stares out the window, again lashing its tail, dreaming of freedom from this gilded cage.
3) 1:25 – She’s trying to hold the cat and sing and the cat keeps swiveling its head away, looking left, right, at the ceiling, anywhere but at this crazy lady wearing a Spirit Hood designed for tween girls.
Welp, that’s enough for one day. Out of here.
OMG that’s funny. The cat — it knows it is trapped with a crazy potential bunny-boiler.
That is honestly one of the most cringe-inducing videos I have ever watched. Holy shit. Jesus. Donkey will watch that and burst into tears of ecstasy.
The tackiest of the tacky nouveau riche! No wonder crass Donkey and her lapdog are playing menage a trois with Penny Stock.
That house is absolutely hideous. Also, why would you want a whole hotel staring at your pool? The whole point of a private pool is nude sunbathing, duh.
Pretty gaudy, alright, & the mill work in the media is to gag.
Even if the place is being sold furnished, it just doesn’t ring true when he’s saying (paraphrasing): “We have a piano, & here we have tapestries. Nice, I’ll think I’ll get it.”
*in the media room
That media room looks like a Victorian parlor. I kept expecting Judy Garland and Margaret O’Brien to waltz out and serenade Penny Stock Papa next to the piano. But it cost $5 million. And it’s on Millionaire’s Row! Aren’t you impressed?!
I’m not a fan of picture-frame moulding, yet I’ve seen plenty of it done well, but those colors were downright ghastly & that room was nauseating.
I find the entire idea of a “media room” terribly depressing.
“Hi, welcome to the room where we all watch TV.”
I suppose a library was simply the earlier version of the same function, but bookshelves don’t make me start thinking about painless suicide.
You know that he won’t paint or change anything either because it’s an OMG $5million home. The place seem really tight for 7,000 sq ft (actually, it doesn’t even seem that big to begin with). I know it’s because it’s not open concept, but you would think that the kitchen would at least be bigger. I’m really thinking he doesn’t give any shits about what the house looks like or how it can be improved because he’s going to buy that and a boring BMW/Mercedes and call himself a millionaire.
Prediction: he’ll hold a ‘conference’ there on a week-long lease, post lots of pics, and never mention the place again.
On June 30, Sykes posts a pic of “my new Ferrari”: https://twitter.com/timothysykes/status/219161902146793472 So, Timmy bought a Ferrari, right?
Well, on Sept 14 this assclown posts a video: “Tim Sykes Needs Your Vote: $250,000 Lamborghini Or Ferrari Convertible?” — a different Ferrari — and adds “Searching for the right $250,000 car takes a little while :)”, followed by a shill for his site. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akrjuCyf9hk
Ferrari = mansion in Miami.
He and Julia would be a match made in Aleksey Vayner heaven.
This is the wedding that must be! I won’t rest until Donkey & Penny Ante are grifter & grifter, with Annielala officiating and Ms. Devin Stetler taking her rightful place as pencil of honor. A catlady can dream …
Jesus Christ, these are her FRIENDS. I must ponder for a second how sad that is. Okay, I’m done. It was a dark place I just went to.
How dumb of me to assume he would buy a Mercedes/BMW. I know nothing about Miami nouveau riche.
$5 million for a view of some imitation Morris Lapidus eyesore out north-facing substandard caulked windows?
Fuck that shit.
I originally thought the hefty price tag must be for the exquisite patio view you get looking just across the river directly into the windows of 1 zillion time share units. But then I discovered the true luxury comes at the end of this video when you see that for just $5 million you also get A GARAGE and A LAUNDRY ROOM where a different Taskrabbit for every day of the week can remove the bullshit from your underpants. What a steal.
Cindy McCain @CindyhM1: Guam again. My LTJG and his gal look great!
11:09 AM – 22 Sep 12
Yeah, but does ‘his gal’ have a belt?
Not THE belt, she doesn’t!
She has a Lesbian Transgender Joyful Gay?
Bless your heart, you pill-addled plutocrat. You know you dodged a bullet, don’t you!
this is just… wow
NY Fashion Week Head to Toe (winner of Strangest Combination of Sources award): chocolate tulle tutu skirt by Allison Parris, necklace by Ranjana Khan (bought as a sample), taupe heels by Bakers and ivory lace blouse … found in my parents’ basement hiding in the costume chest. Okay then!
Puzzle Piece #666:
‘… the “costume chest” …
I thought she called them her perfect symmetricals?
Sex & one half dozen of the other…*
(*Hai there, MareMareBeachHair!)
I thought she was going to dye her hair back to brown?
shes probably keeping it red just in case bravo calls
Joker face in full effect!!!! let alone the tragic outfit
WHy? Does she thinks he has the legs to pull off skirts that short. No. Why am I even focusing on that fact when everything about that outfit is wrong.
“Bought as a sample.” Because anyone fucking cares.
Hiking the skirt up to nearly under her (padded) bra doesn’t help.
it does when you’re desperate to have a tiny & cute “waist” (and of course avoid the dreaded muffin top)
Seriously. Is her ass all over the seat? Gross.
I bet she didn’t get the shirt cleaned and it smells like mildew.
I want to see her in it standing up! does that thing ever cover her coochie? (yuck)
So that everyone knows she is a perfect, tiny and cute sample size.
Only the tacky necklace is a sample.
I know D0nkey has some fat little Fred Flintstone feet, so teh humongous knuckles on the back right hoof above the toe box are quite odd.
I think she’s pointing her foot so her calf is flexed…which causes that scariness on her foot, because the toe box of the shoe is too tight for feet like hers.
She’s wearing heels that don’t properly fit….
She’s been digging through piles of old clothes (Nutty Granny’s included) and pulling out everything white and lacey. She actually believes that The Toyfriend will get all marriage-minded when he sees her wearing these Casually Bridal getups. Good luck with that, Donks. I mean that sincerely!
LOL @ “Casually Bridal”
Nytimes story today on the right ways to use social media
Don’t buy followers
Do something people think is interesting or funny
I’m sure this has been discussed but wow, this was hard to watch. She is just so painfully self aware on camera. And nice botox face. So corny, and the music is SO. BAD. It’s like, teenybopper mall rock. Sad, sad people.
Forgot the link of course:
Aren’t these bitches too old for this shit? This shit would maybe be appealing to 13 year old girls.
Gotta love how Big Julia & Little Julia grifted free labor via Intern Sushi & then put her to work writing false reviews:
Surely Intern Sushi knows how much Julia Allison respects ALL THE GIRLS, especially young interns, right? Right?
O0o O0o Pick ME! Pick MEEEE!!!
I officially nominate myself, (see photo below, in Congressional office 5 years ago), for the Hill Intern Hotties Contest, sponsored by Wonkette, authority on Governmental Hotness (or lack thereof).
Okay, soooo … actually, I’m not an intern on the Hill. In fact, although the photo above was taken during the inauguration (2001) at the Congressional office where I worked, I’ve never been an intern on the Hill. Which, I suppose, pretty much rules me out of the running. hmmm … or DOES IT?
… thinking …
Yeah. It does.
Damn. I would have schooled these beyotches. (Um, is that how you spell “beyotch”?) Okay. Maybe not. But as a nubile 19-year-old, I could have at least poured beer water on them. Or better yet, given their boyfriends’ head. (kidding, mom, I’m KIDDING.)
Back in the day (way back, you know, like five years ago), I had taken a year off during college to work for my hometown Congressman as a legislative correspondent. I realize that means absolutely nothing to (most) normal people. Let me translate: I wrote lots of banal form letters to really angry constituents in which the primary objective was to pacify them without actually saying anything of substance and/or mentioning the word “Republican.” (Which, oddly enough, was perfect practice for being a dating columnist.)
The whole “not being an intern” thing was a big deal to me then – it was a HUGE point of pride. I would go around shoving my business card in people’s faces like: “Oh yeah, sucker?? You think you can tell me to go get you coffee? I may not be allowed to legally imbibe alcoholic beverages – yet – but I’M NOT A MOTHERF–KING INTERN!!!”
Okay, I didn’t really include the expletive. But I was THINKING it.
That having been said, now that I’m older (practically dead, really), I find myself becoming nostalgic about the concept. There is a certain hotness about being – or having once been – the proverbial political intern. After all, there are very few times in a young woman’s life in which she can arguably become one of the quintessential male fantasies. (“Cheerleader? Check. Schoolgirl? Check. Intern? Check. Bisexual Asian Porn Star? Uhhh …”)
And PS – This pretty much sums up what I really learned on the Hill:
“Beer before Liquor, Never Sicker. Liquor Before Beer, As Long as the Chief of Staff is Drunker than You, You’re in the Clear.” Thanks Uncle Sam!
She is so fucking obnoxious, vile, and unfunny. Also LOL “took a year off from college” = failed out of big midwestern university. Also, way to brag about “not being an intern” at a job your father obviously procured for you after your failure at college attempt 1.
She is the worst.
Seriously who brags about jobs obviously procured through family connections? Jobs that sound like complete and utter bullshit positions anyway? I can’t anymore.
What in holy hell is beer water? She sure makes a lot of references to drinking. And to her raging jealousy — meow!!
good eye brayella. grifters be grifting…
sad donkey is sad: “now that I’m older (practically dead, really)…”
and so obsessed with what ALL THE BOYS think (or what she thinks they think)
“there are very few times in a young woman’s life in which she can arguably become one of the quintessential male fantasies.”
sounds like displacement
bad makeup clothes music decor bad everything really
It’s cute that this girl is getting her mom a date, though.
That’s one of the YouTube comments.
I like the part at the end where he’s dork dancing. hilareballz.
You made it to the end?
Only with the sound off.
It’s like a party of jackasses.
This looks like a screengrab of a commercial for Mystery Date. From the look on Donk’s “face”, he must be a dud.
it’s so hideously amateurishly bad. fourth graders with iphone video and a karaoke app could do better
When that turquoise dress first showed itself on RBD, I thought that it could be cute if accessorized correctly and on a lean body frame, but boy was I wrong. That thing is hideous in all situations.
Also, Debbie looked like the most normal person in the entire video.
Really? I thought Donkey’s cousin, the stick horse, looked the least stiff compared to Debbie NoNads et al. I do love DJ Lubel, but that video stunk more than ass stuffed w/ wet dog.
I see being stiff around Julia as not knowing what the fuck kind of assholery is going on around you, which is a normal reaction to Donkey.
It’s from French Connection and looks very cheap and a little garish in person.
Julia and her boyfriend are basically Angela and the Senator from The Office, right?
Wow! I somehow had not seen that cringe-inducing “music video.” Julia is the one of the worst “Actresses” I’ve seen. So stiff, so unnatural. Toilet was somewhat cute, but yeah, everyone’s too old.
The entire thing is years past it’s expiration date.
Something is up with Donkey.
She has gone down to a healthy, normal, one tweet a day.
WHAT is going on???
you just rang yourself—-Julie is just scheming for another FAILtastic
adventure/stunt. What ever it is…guaranteed to be a stinking pile.
so the donkey show…it’s over, right?
ended with a whimper? not a bang?
so anticlimatic, right? if someone had told you 4-5 yrs ago that in 2012 donkey would be jobless, man-less, money-less, and fame-less, would you have really believed it? it seemed like, at a minimum, she’d have some magazine or tv sinecure and at least some moneybags loser husband.
Um, I would have absolutely believed it. I knew this was her destiny from Hoya days.
By 2009, I would’ve agree with you, but looking at her trajectory from mid-2000s and knowing how the media loves bullshit types, I would not have predicted that she would’ve failed out of cushy gigs. As I said, at a minimum, I would’ve thought she’d score a husband to fund her lifestyle. Living off of Momsers and Dadster and renting her place in AirBnB wouldn’t have seemed likely. What a loser.
It was very clear from the Hoya days – and I was well aware of Julia then – with the plagiarism and her early fame balling that she was never fit to come by anything honestly and to be considered anything but a joke.
She has no writing talent, she’s grating on video, she has no work ethic. She had decent looks, until she botched that, too. The biggest failure? She has been a bitch to too many people.
the only thing in her way is her
Are we even getting tips anymore? Has it come it the point where Donkey associates with people as self-centered as she is and who therefore give no shits about a Donkey?
I refuse to believe that only now has Donkey come to her senses and has a healthy sense of how she presents herself and where she needs to go next, and that generally means offline. There’s no way in hell that her reality show, paid-for roommate, and paid-for boyfriend have caused a complete 180 on her work ethic, compassion for others, and awareness of self.
Here’s the thing: whether she’s either hopped the fast train to Nowheresville or wised up, she’s becoming boring as fuck. What happens then is that we, eventually, go away. This is the only attention Donkey gets and she is a born attention whore. I have always thought she would end up broke and alone and if attention – even hate attention – went away, that’d be the trifecta that would send her into an assisted living facility. Sorry Peter Baugher and Robin Baugher, you’re probably financially on the hook for this one forever and ever.
I think D0nkey has a new twitter-stalking victim in her sights …
(the chick is kind of a funny, smartass model, apparently)
That Melissa Stetten is the worst human being. She’s the girl who tweeted on the plane about the guy hitting on her. Seriously full of herself.
Heh. That makes me like her even more. Actor dude is married & has a kid … hitting on other woman was bound to bite him in the ass sooner or later. She’s caustic, which is okay by me.
*women, I meant.
Oh, & she has a cat named Kitler.
I just say.
That is, if that’s what really happened. Neither of those two were charmers, but she def came across as one of those people who always thinks people are coming on to them. Just read her blog a bit. Narcissists R Us.
she admits she’s into older guys who are divorced/married/have kids, etc.
she also continuously calls herself “gorgeous” and mentions she’s a model at least 10x per blog post.
I *am* reading her blog, but sorry, I’m really not all that invested in that particular incident. Some dude tried to step out on his SO … do I really give a shit about comparing the moral turpitude of whomever shot him down? Nah, not so much.
It does strike me funny that D0nkey is trying to latch onto to her, take her out to lunch, be her bestie, since the girl will call an asshole out, & apparently her Twitter followers are real.
Afghani, my favorite was the post where she was wondering if secretaries in the offices she goes to for modeling sessions are jealous of her when she walks by.
And Brayella, I’m not going to keep arguing with you about this, but my point is, we don’t even know that it happened. There are only her tweets about it, and she doesn’t always have a firm grasp on reality.
You know how a lot of us follow donkey’s bullshit to make sense of someone in our life who is like her? When that Stetten thing happened, I read all up about it, because someone very close to me is exactly like her. We can get on an elevator and a man will smile at her and move aside, and she’ll say “keep it in your pants, guy!” and then for a half hour after we get off the elevator, she’ll talk all about how everyone is always coming on to her and she’s sick of it.
We don’t know what happened between those two on the plane, a lot of people called her out on maybe over-inflating that shit. (That maybe he’s just awkwardly friendly, etc.) She deleted tweets about it. And she played it up everywhere (it’s also where she got most of her followers from). She’s a famewore regardless and would fit right in with Donkey. They SHOULD lunch and share tips.
But that’s all I’m going to argue about it because she’s a bitch and I don’t want to have to read any more about her.
she was wondering if secretaries in the offices she goes to for modeling sessions are jealous of her when she walks by
Meh. Maybe it’s just me. I don’t treat every little thing people say as a summons to jury duty. Still. Maybe next time, at least make room for actual context in its entirety up there in your cherry-picker, Clompy?
Honestly, I get excited when I see myself in a magazine, but after 3 minutes of joy my subconscious turns on me and tells me being pretty in a picture is hardly an accomplishment. I like to draw a dick in my mouth because that’s never not funny.
Every time I walk through publishing offices like the ones at the Conde Nast or Hearst buildings I imagine if the girl working at her cubicle wearing heels and a short skirt is even as remotely envious of me as I am of her. I would love to be a successful young woman with an important job and she would probably like to be taller, thinner, and prettier.
“and she would probably like to be taller, thinner, and prettier.” is fucking narccisstic as fuck in any context.
Thank you, 3rd Eye.
I never said that was the extent of what she was talking about, but there was no way in hell I was going to scroll through her blog to find the full paragraph … I was referencing that from memory. My comment was to Afghani, and I was REFERENCING that blog entry … one that people on other blogs have discussed, so I though Afghani might know what I was talking about. Anyway, if you think what you reprinted somehow vindicates her, I’m baffled. Even full context shows she’s a narcissist.
Anyway, it blows my mind that you’ll so vehemently defend her, but then come here to bray about a donkey? What makes anything that girl says gospel? Why is what she says reputable? You’re killing me right now.
It also amazes me that you can clearly study that blog and think she’s so great. I could only make it through like 6 posts back when this all happened and it made me vom. And that wasn’t based on one “little thing” that a person said, but her entire attitude. In fact you highlight that supposed self-deprecating bit of hers, but not every other post about how she’s so beautiful. Also that self-deprecating thing is a theme of hers … just like donkey and her “oh, I make so many mistakes” schtick.
This depresses me BTW. This was a place of happiness for me – a way to deal with assholes in my life. And now I’m in an argument about Melissa Stetten. I stay away from arguments on message boards, because I don’t need any superficial drama on top of real-life drama. I guess the honeymoon is over.
Tall, skinny model girl doesn’t get a rise outta me — Try not to take it so hard.
Then you’re lucky enough to not have someone like her in your life. Because it’s exhausting and soul-sucking to deal with them every day.
Anyone who names a pet with a “Nazi joke” is dead to me. And I don’t even know who this person is.
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
“There are no normal people. However, many people have gotten good at projecting the appearance of normality.” 6h
Er, we know that about you? Another unattributed pearl of wisdom presented in quotes, as if it’s from some Deep Thinker who doesn’t think “gotten good” is an ugly, clumsy, inarticulate phrase. Is she coming out of the closet as a sociopath?
Ok conspiracy theory: what if she’s in some sort of inpatient facility, and she’s not really online anymore because she’s only allowed access to a computer an hour a day or something? If she were so happy and successful in love, she would be rubbing it in our faces right now with fauxto shoots. I have always had a theory that when she stops tweeting, it’s because she’s too busy texting everyone on her contact list with her scheme juices and can’t keep her stories straight enough for a public update.
I thought I would still be reading RBD in the retirement home, and part of me hopes she will perservere and continue to promote her obnoxious attention whore agenda for my enjoyment.
She was filmed for some obscure TV show yesterday (bonus pic with Debby!):
Jennifer Adams Home @JenniferAdams4
@JuliaAllison Fun day filming with you yesterday for @BetterTVShow! Your home is gorgeous! http://pic.twitter.com/LNc15Zs6
Doesn’t [Jordacted] do BetterTV? What will they show of the apt that wasn’t already seen on episodes of Miss Advised? A pantry full of Amy’s Chili & BPC? Debbie NoNad’s china pattern?
has she burned her tongue with a hot fork lately? locked herself out of the house? taken fauxtos on a rooftop? used the phrases, “pop of color,” “a bit” “my favorite” “must have” “lust object”
Her face is fucked.
Ugly mouth breathing Debby looks thrilled to be there. No regrets whatsoever. Earning big money!
More like Fuck Me money.
She’s getting the gay boyfriend on tv. I am convinced he is trying to make himself happen in this relationship, and nothing more.
He is Simon from Real Housewives of NYC, which worked out so well for that couple.
I just don’t get it. These clearly gay guys are trying to get famous by dating barely famous women. Like….how do they think that will work?
Is it really a compliment to say “Your home is gorgeous” when every single thing was chosen and paid for by someone else, before you even moved in to the rental unit? It’s not like she chose the flooring, appliances, paint, cabinets, counter tops, etc… or even the location itself. It’s like saying, “Your hotel room is gorgeous.” It’d be more accurate to say, “I love Pottery Barn Kids so I love what you’ve done with your apartment.”
I’m relatively new (a referral from Miss Advised), so I don’t know how her online dry spells usually play out, but I’m betting it’s the calm before the storm of cray. (That, or she’s actually run out of things to bray about. Not like she ever posted about anything substantial anyway.)
She doesn’t seem to talk much about her “relationship” with Miss Pennystock, aside from the same old ‘”I” “went” “to” “Fashion Week”‘ and “Here I am, dressing someone up in pink” (insert victim du jour.) Does she usually wait until she’s been dumped by guys/guise/gays to overshare every little thing? We know she’s incapable of respecting anyone’s privacy.
you forgot a shout out to MMBH re: “guys/guise/gays”
otherwise, very well done!
O/T bunnies. Tomorrow is the date of appeal for Pussy Riot. There are demonstrations happening again all over the world. If you’re so inclined, you can see the full list here: http://www.freepussyriot.org/
I have friends stuck in Russian prison who have never had a fair trial and will most likely stay there for the rest of their lives. You believe this Pussy Riot thing is unfair because it would be unfair HERE. American ethnocentrism, shocking. Do you have any idea what goes on in Russia?
Those gals knew exactly what they were doing and what the consequences were. I am so sick and tired of hearing the phrase “Free Pussy Riot.” Maybe when all the other people who have been unfairly spending years of their lives in prison can get a fair trial and get out, they can have their turn. I wouldn’t hold my breath.
It’s really a shame that Pussy Riot’s messages about how fucking FUCKED Russia is isn’t what’s being heard. Instead, it’s totally buried underneath a bunch of Americans yelling “Free Pussy Riot!”
Was not meant to be an attack on you, S.O.S.
Sorry for my rant. I am just so fed up and while it’s great these girls are getting publicity, it breaks my heart that my loved ones are not so lucky and will continue to stay where they are.
Yes these girls knew exactly what they were doing, and they knew the risks.
Can only speak for myself, but by far the people I’ve met who are involved in these protests are aware of the larger issue of state control and censorship, as it is occurring not only in Russia but in North America, across Europe, and in the Middle East, etc.
While the particular situation of Pussy Riot has acted as the fuel, overwhelmingly people are mobilizing globally on the message of the right for individuals to speak their conscience, the right to non-violent political protest, artistic expression, and the absolute necessity of separation of church and state.
TL:DR – It isn’t just about Pussy Riot.
I’m very sorry to hear the plight of your friends. Have you contacted Amnesty International? Can you organize friends and family to relentlessly write letters, make appeals via social networks, blast international media with the details, etc.?
I am happy to help in any way I can, truly. If you contact freepussyriot.org, I am positive they will provide support and perhaps a launch pad from which to shed light on the situation of your friends and help you seek proper justice. You are welcome to contact me through Jacy, she’s got my email address my permission to provide it to you.
The ONLY reason this story got any traction is because of the word “pussy.”
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