How odd. After a spew of tweets whining about the expense of car ownership, Donk returned to L.A. and has gone silent. And PencilDonk has changed his profile picture from a pink-y one taken at Burning Man to another shot of him in Pasadena and looking far more conservative but only slightly less gay. And no “like” from a donkey!
What could it mean? Even Donk’s grand Internet flouncings haven’t kept her off Twitter or Facebook for four days running. And generally, the only time she goes silent is when she’s been dumped hard.
Has she been dumped again? Did PencilDonk get weirded out by the public proclamations of love, her sorry finances and her inability to do her own dishes or cook? Did too much togetherness cause him to run fleeing into the night like so many others? Is that why she bailed on some Business Insider conference she had no business being invited to in the first place?
Or are they planning a wedding? Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please.
She was apparently on some chick’s radio show whom I’ve never heard of, but why the social media silence? Is something rotten in Donkmark?