So This Is Odd

How does one go from this one week:

To this the next?

Just asking.

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193 Responses to So This Is Odd

  1. Skirt Pull says:

    It’s called…..crash diet and purge (vomiting or laxatives) followed by binge and water retention. My sense is the bulimia is back once again, poor thing. The total lack of tone on the skinny stomach is another clue. I REALLY wish she’d go to therapy and deal with it. This is no way to live.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      She never had bulimia. Just like she never had ceiling cat disease.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        She absolutely has bulimia. She has the chipmunk cheeks and swollen fingers of someone who is actively bulimic. Not to mention how she talks about binge eating as though it’s normal (“I had five candy bars in the store! Tee hee haw!”)

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          I agree, and I think it’s sad that she can’t face up to it. I like to snark on her but she has some serious problems and I wish she would own up to them and get help.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          Then why is she still not exactly thin? She talks about a lot of strange shit as if it were normal. She’s a bit of a weirdo.

          • Lilly Liberation Front says:

            Not all bulimics are thin, not by a longshot. In fact, most that I’ve ever seen are around Julia’s size.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            Anorexics are thin. Bulimics tend to be normal- sized to slightly overweight.

          • virgil reid says:

            bulimics can be any size. there are people who are overweight that throw up their food. there was a girl in my dorm during college who was at least 400 lbs and she would throw up after every meal in the bathroom.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            Anyone else notice that D0nkey seems to balloon up when around other people?

            A roommate sitch while Brayvo was filming — hardly an opportune time to be yakking at Ralph on the regular.

            The week in NYC w/ the girlfriend & Tsykes, w/ people always around & meals being prepared for her?

          • Don Quixote says:

            Some girls that suffer with bulimia don’t binge and purge to lose weight. It can be a control thing, or a way to relieve stress just like someone who say, bites their nails. It’s way more severe than that, but people often confuse bulimia with just wanting to lose weight. For some girls and guys it’s just a very unhealthy coping mechanism.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Given her history of lying about medical conditions, to garner sympathy or attempt to shut up critics, I don’t believe it.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            Yes, but she can still sometimes tell the truth.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            How would we know? And wouldn’t she have milked the shit out of this, if it were real?

  2. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    It must be the magic of tiaras.
    Yeah, that’s it.

  3. mule on rouge says:

    A: your date’s profile pic; B: your date

  4. LetItExplode says:

    Pic stretch for sure. It’s *technically* not photoshopped. She said herself to always look at the way she words things. Donkese.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Maybe that explains why he always looks so emaciated. Maybe he’s not that skinny after all. So weird.

      • LetItExplode says:

        Totally. Her photo stretching might have quite literally castrated him. That might be where his junk went.

      • LetItExplode says:

        The dead giveaway is how thin her calves look. No amount if contorting could hide those. Totally stretched photo, 100% certain. That must be why Devin looks painfully skinny.

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      Unless it’s done using Adobe’s Photosohop ™ it is not technically photoshopped.

      That is a perfect example of Donkey’s legalese: you say something that is hugely misleading but technically true.

      Example: “Last night I had dinner with Michael Jackson”. The truth is that my neighbor, whose name is Michael Jackson, invited me over for dinner.

      See? Technically true, but grossly misleading to 99.9% of the audience.

      • KashMoney says:

        i have never understood people claiming she uses “legalese” when she lies blatantly, shamelessly and constantly.

        the most telling example was that TMI clip someone posted a couple of weeks ago, where she claimed not to have done anything to her lips. Mary pointed out that Dr Bobby had injected her lips with restalyne. Don’t wasn’t embarrassed, nor did she try to evade. She just told the camera “we’re not going to use that”.

        • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

          She does both.

          Sometimes, it is blatant lies (I had nothing ever injected into my face), sometimes it is legalese (These pictures were not photoshopped).

          When she gets challenged about a blatant lie, she just changes the subject but when she gets challenged about the legalese, she ups the ante (I don’t even own a copy of Photoshop).

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Her bio on her website attests to this, I have only known one other person in my orbit who has distorted and overstated her resume as much, and she’s certifiably psychotic and everyone knows it. Oh, and she also wore a tiara at her wedding, claiming that her (caucasian) husband was derived from “Japanese royalty”, therefore the need for the tiara.

  5. Tribune Slingbacks says:

    Where the fuck do you even find a beige prom dress?

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      @Potatoes-R-Us

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Grifter Barn

    • EyeRoller says:

      Allison Parris ‏@allisonparris
      One of our favorite lovely ladies, @juliaallison in another of our dresses at #NYFW… <3 the neutral head to toe look! pic.twitter.com/KhLFJAir
      Retweeted by Julia Allison
      11:02 PM – 11 Sep 12 · Details
      [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2vj36sh.jpg[/img]

      • Skirt Pull says:

        Please, bob your hair!! PLEASE!!!!

        • JFA says:

          I’m so sick of that hairdo. on EVERYONE. Save it for weddings people.

          • Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

            THIS
            I too am sick and tired of looking at this every fucking day. It looks the worst on her, limp and lame because she only curls the shit out of just the ends.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        She is sooooo short.

        • melting marionette says:

          the widestance never ceases to amaze me. i swear to greg that her legs aren’t connected the same as normal peoples.

        • Psychotic Today says:

          She also doesn’t do herself any favors. That dress makes her lower half a thousand times shorter. If she wore a wrap dress that hit just above the knee she wouldn’t look as short. Also, that hair. I would love for someone to sit behind her at a show and just cut it off.

      • diluted brain says:

        She looks so much skinner here than the original pic. It’s so baffling.

        • EyeRoller says:

          Because in this photo she’s sucking in so hard her fingernails are curling up.

          Next time I’d suggest using a tear sheet of something other than a bean bag made out of silly putty as wardrobe inspiration on your vision board.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          We all look thinner standing up with sorority hand-on-hip and posing. Also Myspace angle face.

  6. The_Manta says:

    “I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.”

    • frequent liar miles says:

      Do NOT denigrate PB by associating him with A Donkey. He is profoundly shallow as opposed to her shallowly shallow. Also sartorially (omg SAT word!) superior. Also not dumb. Also a sense of humor. Also genuinely evil as opposed to just a dumb asshole. (Though she totally would have dated a serial murderer if he, say, took her to Momofuku and presented her with five pink party dresses — after which she would have tweeted Huey Lewis lyrics to her legions of fans. Not sure how such a date would have concluded, but can only assume it would have involved heavy duty black plastic garbage bags.)

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        I actually read that as words of wisdom for a donkey, not a comparison. How not to be puffy, how to stay fit, how to hide your sociopathic tendencies. Brought to you by Patrick Bateman.

        She would date a serial killer, I’m with you there. And feel the need to nurse him back to normal like a wounded baby animal. Can anyone remember what she said about the sociopath she dated?

  7. 11th Wang says:

    The platform wedge on the boots make her look like a proportional human being. And help her to look skinny.

    Can someone clone stamp out the boots so that her legs appear as their normal length? Please note that there is a built-in heel.

    And yes I realize she already Photoshopped the hell out of the top photo. She may be a donkey, but I’m no dummy.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Yes, the boots really disguise her stumpy legs and lengthen her body silhouette. Also, stretching her arms way out like a starfish makes them seem less hamhocky.

      And fucking with the aspect ratio. It’s like Heart videos from the 1980s, where Ann Wilson suddenly seems 7 feet tall so she doesn’t look like a complete sphere. Also behind the drumset, which Julie hasn’t resorted to yet.

  8. Worrisome Pelts says:

    Unless the bike behind her really has oval wheels, I’m going to guess it’s a combination of dehydration, the stretch tool, and a stretching tool.

    • Mini Driver says:

      It was observed that in comparison to most people’s Burning Man albums, Julia’s pictures have a mysterious emptiness about them. It looks like they trekked out onto the playa far enough for the encampment to be in the distant background in order to avoid having anything in the shot whose proportions might give the game away. Alas, one cannot control for the occasional bike.

      Has she really not tweeted in two days?

    • helobabe says:

      LOL that is so true. Good catch.

  9. Belle says:

    Why the fuck must she dress like a 16-year-old Omaha homecoming queen all the time? (no offense to Omaha) She is 30+ years old, she should not be wearing a burlap sack with a petticoat. This is not Green Acres or Hee Haw, it is a fashion show in New York City.

    And I can’t stand that she’s still pretending she’s part of the elites because she sits front row. I’ve sat front row at these shows, it’s not a big deal. There are thousands of fashion bloggers traipsing through NYFW posing for ridic street style shots and sipping champagne, and looking a lot better doing it than Jackles. Hell, the fourth female lead on Blue Bloods who isn’t even old enough to be out of braces yet was sitting next to me, such is the difficulty of getting front row seats for some of these shows.

    NYFW has become BlogHer with better alcohol and fewer cupcakes, so congrats JA on your front row seat and your gifted jewelry that is too dressy for a daytime event and your Vanity junior’s section dress. You’re still living the same “I’m a style expert” lie that you were living four years ago, and the only one who believes it is you.

    But hey, I have to give her some credit, at least she didn’t wear the heart embroidered sweater or bring her dog this time.

    • EyeRoller says:

      You apology to the city of Omaha was very classy.

      And to also give her some credit, she’s one of the few among thousands of fashion bloggers and randoms to have such a great site dedicated to her, right?

    • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

      she didn’t … bring her dog this time.

      She brought her goatfriend though.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      She just donkeys her way into empty seats, anyway; it’s not like there are front row seats reserved for her.

    • bitchface says:

      NYFW has become BlogHer with better alcohol and fewer cupcakes

      this made me literally lol (then I choked on the cupcake and vodka coffee I was trying to inhale)

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      How big of a deal can Fashion Week be if a nobody with no press credentials and no known assignment can get in to the shows? If she tells them that she’s covering it for any media outlet, she’s lying.

  10. Bravo's Bitch says:

    Body snarking is frowned upon but I just don’t care. Fatty, bloaty McFatterton really thought she looked good in those pics?

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      Yes. She also believes that she should dress as if she’s a 20-year-old tall waifish supermodel.

  11. diluted brain says:

    This dress is horrible. It is to laugh that she wore it to fashion week nonetheless.
    The tulle… OMG.
    The chunky necklace… EEK.
    The shoes… OH NO. If anyone was to dare wear that dreadful dress, atleast wear colorful heels not the same boring, neutral shoes.

  12. Don't have a clever name says:

    Body contortion. Plus her arms really don’t look all that skinny in the top one. When she is slumped over, she kind of looks like a frumpy Khole Kardashian. Which Khole is pretty hot, she just dresses in a way that works for her and JA doesn’t.

    OT: Anyone else read Gone Girl?

    • Psychotic Today says:

      I read it over the summer. I had mixed feelings about it.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Yes. I thought it was very smart but a little American Psycho in that I felt kind of dirty once I had read it.

      But relevant to our interests as Donkologists, for sure.

    • Stalker is the new very meandering home intruder says:

      I want to read it but am waiting to get it for < $15 bc I am a cheapskate.

    • Fameless Shamewhore says:

      Seconding and thirding Psychotic and mcakez. Brilliant read, really gripping, entertaining etc…but when I finished it…hmmmm

      • Fameless Shamewhore says:

        JFAing myself, but has anyone else read Swimming Home by Deborah Levy. Just nominated for Man Booker prize. I just finished it (on my Kindle!) and am longing to discuss (without spoilers, of course).

        • Psychotic Today says:

          I just checked out a blurb about it on Amazon. It sounds intriguing. I’m assuming you think it is worth a read? I just finished Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed and loved it.

        • Fameless Shamewhore says:

          I thought it was wonderful. It’s very *small*. It’s quiet. Just beautifully written and creeps up on you. But I’d love to discuss it more.

          The only thing I didn’t like: it has a VERY pretentious foreword by the publisher. I didn’t really know anything about the book before reading it (just “meant to be good” and “on the Booker shortlist”) and I *literally* thought the foreword was part of the novel which was obviously a satire about pretentious modern literature.

          • Don't have a clever name says:

            Swimming Home sounds good. I’m going to download that next!

            I just finished Gone Girl last night. I loved it until the end. Then I just felt disappointed.

  13. notes from the academe says:

    Posture, lighting, angle. I’m not a fan of what she’s wearing in either picture, but man, this happens to everyone. In the first her hair is off her face and she’s lifting her arms in the air. In the second she’s slouching in a dark room into a deep seat. And there’s a light shining on her that brings out every weird contour in her face and fold in her dress.

  14. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    The camel toe in the first picture looks extremely photoshopped. That angle is just impossible in real life.

    My guess is that Donks had a bunch of pictures taken at Burning Man and then handed them over to some starving intern with Photoshop skills, or maybe she just hired a photo editor in taskrabbit (anything but doing some work, of course).

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      If I have to digitally manipulate my vacation pictures then I am just not going to post my goddamned vacation pictures. If she did this, her mentalness knows no bounds. But she seriously looks 20 pounds heavier in a week.

      • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

        Crazy Donkey is crazy.

        She only lives for her online persona, there is nothing behind.

  15. How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

    Now I can’t *unsee* it …
    [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/20atmo0.png[/img]

  16. Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

    I see JA continues to be a Never Nose.

  17. Worrisome Pelts Aflame says:

    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2mxmqlk.jpg[/img]
    Captcha: nobody home

  18. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Bills, bills, bills…we’re approaching ‘do you know the way to San Jose’ time:

    “One of the best parts of New York that I didn’t fully appreciate when I lived there: absolutely no need for car ownership.”
    “@TheMarco – I barely drive. Maybe five days a month?”
    “I should have just @Hertz or @ZipCar’d it. Would have saved thousands. Ughh. ”
    “@TheMarco – I thought I would drive more too!! But I like riding my bike a lot … “

    • Mom in a Minivan says:

      I for one would really appreciate if she would stop driving here in LA. Heck, I’d even chip in a few bucks for her to buy a bus pass.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Are you the TJ’s mother!??!!??!

        • Mom in a Minivan says:

          Yep, that’s me Jacy! I’ve been lurking — and enjoying every witty comment here — ever since my unpleasant run-in with Miss Julia.

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            I’m confused … the TJ? Whose mom? Was it you who Julia Allison harassed & verbally assaulted over a pkg space?

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Hey, hi! She just wins people over wherever she goes, huh?

          • EyeRoller says:

            Wow. Hello there. Good to hear from you.

          • bitchface says:

            trader joe’s, not our boy TeeJay’s mum (although that’d be a riot)

          • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

            wasn’t it actually Ralph’s?

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            Thx, Bitchface; makes all the sense in the world. now.

          • Mom in a Minivan says:

            Yes, it was me who was verbally accosted for holding things for a few minutes while I waited for a car to pull out of a parking space. She was in the car behind me, and she actually got out of her car and walked up to my car window to yell at me. And yes, it was the Trader Joes parking lot.

            I’ve been reading here ever since, and you all have given me many, many laughs. After she berated me that day, I said to her that she didn’t need to be so mean and nasty to people, and I told her “What goes around comes around . . . Karma, Karma”. It’s been sinfully delightful to read all the ways that Karma has come back to bite her in her photoshopped butt!!!

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Oooooh!! That must have stung her, because for years on this blog we’ve been referring to her KarmaFace!

          • DollFuckDate says:

            omg if someone did that to me when i had my kid in the car i’d be calling the police

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          For Minivan Mom terrorized by Mulia Mallison in the strip mall pkg lot … how I envisioned your kids reacting:
          [img]http://www.imbecile.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/terrified-cat-looks-out-car-window-500×458.jpg[/img]

          • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

            wth? effed link — sorry! here’s screamgrab
            [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/1174lrb.png[/img]

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        She doesn’t do well on buses. See: Bolt Bus Bitch

      • JFA says:

        I am so jealous of you. I’ve fantasized about being on the receiving end of her cuntitude, so I could tear her a new asshole.

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          I must subconsciously have THE APPRENTICE on the brain, cuz I read your comment & thought: Lisa Lampanelli vs. Omarosa Manigault* when imagining you getting a shot at D0nkey.

          *The only real comparison between D0nkey & Omarosa though is they are universally despised for being cunts.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      She couldn’t park cars or pump gas, though.

      How many of us said that OMG WHAT A FUCKING CRAZY WASTE OF MONEY her C-class Merthedeth leathe would be? I think all of us said it. Amazingly, we’re proven right yet again.

      Ask here, Julie. We will not steer you wrong.

      • Meow Mix says:

        Anyone have any ballpark idea of how much her lease/insurance is a month on that stupid Mercedes? I bet she asked Dadsers for help paying for it and he said no, which is why we’re hearing her complain about it now.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          The Google suggests that the lease alone is ca. $350/month. I assume her insurance is at least $150/month.

        • Don Quixote says:

          Oh my god I didn’t know she had a mercedes! When I read her tweets, at first glance I was like, okay, I can relate to that, b/c I have a car that a rarely use now and it does feel like a waste. But alas, I have a honda civic, not a fricken mercedes. Wow, just wow.

          • JFA says:

            Exactly. My ford focus is not much use in NYC but, fuck, it’s an 7 year old car that at this point I’d prob have to donate. She sucks.

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        I don’t know why she thought she needed a car? She has no job, no friends, etc. But, if she rides her bike everywhere, how does she get to DTLA to visit her bf? Or hike Runyon? Once again her lies are getting mixed up.

      • Leased D-Class TaskRabbit "boyfriend" (Formerly Floppy) says:

        Hello? was I rung?

  19. Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

    I’m sorry, I fucking hate Fashion Week. I guess I’m a New Yorker, so I should appreciate the commerce it brings, but what a fake-ass snooty fuck show. Look at the idiot sitting to her left. The entire scene makes me want to gag.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      The pursuit of the unwearable by the unspeakable, to paraphrase Oscar Wilde.

    • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

      I confess I enjoy it, but I have friends who work in fashion and it’s an interesting glimpse into their world, albeit one that has me glad that a glimpse is all it is.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      I really like watching the videos of the runway shows and even the interviews with the designers (when they are done by competent people and not by donkeys). But I couldn’t care less about who attends what show, who is in what row or any of that crap. All the foo-foo bullshit that goes with it makes it seem like a pretentious flaming bag of poo. The things about it I hate about it are exactly why Donkey likes it. She thinks that some of the glamour of the event and the talent of the designers somehow rubs off on her just because she’s there. I had to laugh when the only published picture of her from the event that wasn’t taken by her makes her look like Miss Havisham.

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      NYFW is just bread & circuses for PR hype.
      Marketing, baby!
      “Pertheption & Prethentation” as someone so kindly said
      on video in a BigThink shite.

  20. Meow Mix says:

    You know the pictures where she appears to have a huge inner thigh gap? Like the burning man one or the one of her playing tennis and contorting herself? Here’s the thing. I’m not a skinny girl. In shape, but not skinny and when I stand up straight my thighs most definitely touch. (My hilarious aunt once said, “There’s no skinny girl thigh gap on this body. Nope, my thighs are polite to each other. When I walk, they keep bumping into each other and say, ‘No, you go first. No, you go first.’”). But when I stand the way Julia stands, with my ass out and in a widestance, even I look like I have a space between my meaty upper thighs! Julia, you’re not fooling anyone!

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I seriously believe that’s why she stands so wide. Legalese! My thighs don’t even touch (because I spread them so wide)!

      Thigh gaps are a bad way to judge how thin a person is anyway. I could stand to lose 20 or so lbs but my thighs don’t touch because I’m apple shaped.

      • DollFuckDate says:

        i am exactly the opposite. heavy legs, small hips, no tumy, tiny waist, enormous bewbs. ye olde hourglasse. all the weight i need to lose is between my butt and knees

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      OK, but is your crotch square???

  21. Lady Donk Donk says:

    I’d like to see her sterilized.

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      I agree and will help start the fund. And I am sure that she was on the coke/x diet during BM and actually ate in NYC and packed all that weight back on in 12 seconds.

  22. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    She looks better in the second pic (notwithstanding the hideous jewelry and inappropriate dress). In the first pic she looks like something conjured in a Beastmaster sequel. “Princess of the Whirling Fart Tornado, from the dust of Crom I summon thee!”

  23. sausage curls/fingers says:

    I agree that it’s just her Cirque du Soleil contortionist posing vs how she actually looks in real life. It’s like how eye opening Miss Advised was for me as someone who had never seen her outside fauxtos before.

  24. JFA says:

    Since she’s not usually very overweight or anything, I’m gonna guess if she loses 5 pounds it makes a tremendous difference. That top pic is also hiding her calves, and the heels help, and otherwise she is sucking in/elongating everything/hiding her bingo arms. She also presumably took about 500-1000 BM photos and only published the skinny ones. Because she’s mental.

    Also I think everyone looks thinner half naked…not sure how that works but it seems to work. The real question is why the fuck she wears shit like that to FW. That dress makes her look huge also.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      She just needs to start working out with weights for toning. But lazy Donkey is lazy. I was always skinny as a rail and I had to start working out when I was 30 just to keep toned. Age creeps up on us all and we have to adapt.

    • BreadBaby says:

      Agree, I’m about her height and if I gain/lose 5 pounds, it’s visible, usually in my face and arms.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Visible, yes. But that much of a difference? She’d have to be like 3’10″ for 5 pds to make such a drastic change.

  25. Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:

    Uh oh….guess Gay Lily went out last night. Or went shopping.

    @JuliaAllison
    Why are bars and malls the two most popular places for Americans to gather en masse? It’s really depressing.

    But I’m being a curmudgeon tonight, so just ignore me.

    • bitchface says:

      uh, because phone booths don’t exist any more and planes don’t really lend themselves to mingling?

      wtf kind of question is that? they are both large spaces where people can comfortably be accommodated AND be entertained

    • mule on rouge says:

      She’s either bitching because she had to wait for a cashier and a table, or she’s making like a chameleon to impress some wallet.

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      She’s an idiot and this, once again, proves her cultural ignorance.

      It’s not as though she has spent any significant time away from America…Julie is
      culturally insensitive to her OWN culture!! duh! Dummy is doing it wrong, again. This doesn’t mean one has to also go to bars & malls….but let
      other people do as they please.

      #NoJudgementInBlackRockCity #thelittlepeople
      #NamasteBitches!

    • EyeRoller says:

      I’m going to be a curmudgeon and just ignore her.

    • Fauxto of Dorian Bray (In Reverse) says:

      Notice how she smacked down the poor soul who suggested shopping and drinking are fun? “I hope you’re kidding.” Instead everyone should do yoga, go for a walk, cook a healthy meal (catfish, anyone?), hike (which is also walking), read a book and make sexually delicious love. Who does she think she’s kidding?

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        But I loved that person’s reply which was like “Yes, those are all good things, but not what I’d do to really decompress.”

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        The asshole who constantly whinges about people judging her pulls a “I HOPE YOU’RE KIDDING!!” school-marmy bitch move on someone who dares to suggest that shopping malls and bars can be fun. FUCK. YOU.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          She is SO pathetically desperate for the rest of the world to see her as being from serious old money wealth, when she’s really just tacky nouveau.

  26. wow says:

    1. That dress is not the best color for her. She is just too pale too pull it off.
    2. There could be a lot of reasons:
    A: she altered the picture through some sort of software
    B. she was starving herself and stopped: if your body is not getting food and then you start eating again, it actually holds on to the food because it’s realizes it may need it. The same with water.
    C: she was juicing/cleansing and she stopped.
    D: She is taking some sort of weight loss aid, diuretics, pills, etc and stopped. Again your body has to learn to normally work again without help.

    Or a combination. If she suffered from Bulimia at one time, you always have it. It’s like alcoholism you can fall right back into it.

    • wow says:

      oh and I thought of another one, her dress is two sizes two small.

    • Don Quixote says:

      Well, if you never get treatment for it, then yes it’s easy to fall back into. But not everyone with an eating disorder relapses. And it is an addiction similar to alcoholism, but it’s actually worse. Alcoholics can just never drink again and be fine, where as everyone needs to eat to survive.

      • wow says:

        Sorry, I should have been clearer. I wasn’t stating that people with bulimia always relapse. I know plenty of people including myself that got better with help. I was stating that the potential for relapse is always there. It’s usually something that you work at indefinitely for the reasons you mentioned, you have to eat to survive. I know that when I am stressed or my life feels out of control, the temptation is still there. From what I hear, it’s the same for alcoholics. The temptation remains whether they act on it or not.

  27. Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

    [img]http://gickr.com/results3/anim_54cdecb0-fa2c-5694-71e4-88ff64bf2eb3.gif[/img]

  28. BeepBeepBoopBeepBeep. I Am A Robot. says:

    She has a history of eating disorders and it’s clearly still an issue…but it also doesn’t help any girl to have a dandy like that sitting next to you at a fashion show. He wins!

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      No, she’s claimed to have a history of bulimia. Just as she’s claimed to have celiac, and that mysterious illness which kept her from flying to France, but allowed her to go to Braying Man last year.

      • Don Quixote says:

        I’m actually surprised she hasn’t talked more about her “eating disorder.” Being a famewhore, she could get a lot of press for that, as many famous girls (and guys) have whored out their personal struggles for public attention. It’s sad and pathetic, but I feel like everyone loves a good eating disorder story in our society. She’d be wise to stoop to that level.

        • juliaspublicist says:

          She hasn’t because she did and that’s why she is so hated.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Exactly. The reason people are so mean to her on the Internet is because she once wrote about her bulimia — that’s really the only reason.

            I, for one, was completely incensed that she once mentioned her bulimia. It didn’t really bother me nearly as much that she has for several years revealed herself to be a lying, spoiled, social climbing, egotistical, boneheaded, misogynistic, man-hungry weasel fuelled primarily by scheme juices.

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            Hah. I forgot about that. The only reason people dislike her is because she occasionally mentions her eating disorder on her blog. It just makes sense!

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          If she really had bulimia, she’d be milking it like crazy. But she can’t make a big deal of it, because she’d be exposed as a fraud.

      • Fake Kidney Infucktion says:

        you rang?

    • Don Quixote says:

      As someone who has suffered with an eating disorder, I could never date someone who is skinnier than me. It’s part jealousy and part just not being attracted to the body of a pre-pubescent boy. Obvi there’s more factors in a relationship than appearance, but physical intimacy is a significant one. Skin and bones on a man is not my cup of tea.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        I haven’t had an eating disorder, and I wouldn’t date a guy thinner or shorter than I am. That would make me uncomfortable.

        More importantly, I hope you’re doing well.

  29. Freeloading Musketeers says:

    This is so very off topic, but I felt the cat ladies needed to see this.
    Cats vs Dogs

  30. ShesJustStupid says:

    What is the BS about her not being in LA that much? I thought it was HER HOME?? Something’s off here. I bet she’s bolting for SF or something. Sounds like she came home and found a repo notice for the car or something. Fool.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Julia Allison @JuliaAllison 13h
      . @davidchow – no, I love the car – it was a great choice. I’m just not in LA that often! I drive it 5 days a month!!

      • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

        I’m not in LA that often!
        I should sign a 6 mo lease on a 3 bdrm apt in LA!

        I only drive 5 days a month!
        I should sign a yr’s lease on a Mercedes for LA!

        I don’t know how to use Google!
        I should call myself a techspert!

        I want to get married!
        I should date gay goats!

      • JFA says:

        She’s such a fucking asshole. Who gets a car they clearly cannot afford, just to bitch about it and drive it 5 days a month. Seriously. Moron.

        I drive my car sparsely, but it’s a beat down used Ford. Dadsers credit card must be nice to have.

      • mule on rouge says:

        Didn’t she tweet a few shoutouts to her ineffable Mercedes dealership when she got chained to that albatross? And now she shits all over that endorsement. Hope they didn’t pay her too much for that spectacular influence.

        • How Brayella got Her Hoove Back says:

          Before that she’d taken advantage of the loaner car (was it a Chevy?) & later slammed them too. She’s just an entitled twunt who can’t live w/ her sperm-of-the-moment impulses when the monthly bill comes due.

          So, changing the subject: where’s bestie, Flusher Price? She pretty much jumped straight from a squee cast to having her face on a milk carton, once the promise of MISS ADVISED fame didn’t pan out.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            Which, like, did she really think THAT was going to happen? She’d have better luck battling it out on YouTube and getting a role in some B-List movie on Logo.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            And I mean “Eating Out: 32″ where she is cast as “the fag hag”. Gay Goat would really appreciate it.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Her first big clue should’ve been when the show changed her name from Julia Price to JP, ruining any chance she had at publicity, getting people to look her up online, etc.

        • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

          And related, recent tweets where her enablers do all the heavy lifting, ie point out that she is wearing clothes they provided (bcuz waiting around for her to do it is a nonstarter), and she retweets their tweets! Too bad for you Tim Ferris with your four hours, Donkarina has it down to 4 minutes! (And did she ever bother to write a BM recap on her website showcasing how popular the sponsored costume tent was with burners? Or a special feature on “her” Ideate camp and all the amazing things she pitched in to help make happen? Ya, didnt think so.)

    • Random Snowflake says:

      Astute observation, SJS. It sounds like donk is just laying the groundwork and back story so when the repo men come take the luxury vehicle she cannot afford she will spin it that she returned it because she just never drove it that much..

      I do wonder though if Dad$ers would let cupcake get a repo on her credit though?

      • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

        Does anyone do math anymore? You sit down and write how many days a month you need a car. You estimate how much a car/insurance/gas/parking will cost vs how much Zipcars or taxis/public transport/limos etc would cost. You make a decision. Is your ego and instant gratification worth a $600/mo fixed cost? Then lease a car. Are you in regional sales? Do you have a long commute to work everyday, kids with busy schedules? Lease the car! If not, no car required. Make your decision and shut up already. Stupid, whiny, and boring is no way to go through life, son.

  31. ShesJustStupid says:

    Here’s something else odd–how come ole Goat Soap doesn’t have any photos on his facebook of Julia? Or a relationship status? Is it just because I’m not friends with him that I can’t see this stuff? Because I can see his photos.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      Since you’re not a friend, you may not see all of his albums. I mean, if you were “dating” a donkey, would you want everyone to know?

  32. It floats! It floats! says:

    Oh, I think it was all fun and games when she got to pretend to be a little rich girl on twitter who just couldn’t decide which luxury vehicle she wanted to buy (or lease, as it turns out). And you know she just loved the attention she got from the salesperson who sucked her into the deal.

    She’s an idiot, the boyfriend is an idiot, her parents are idiots and her new set of grifter friends are idiots. I speculate the only non-idiots in her life are her poor dog and her brother. No doubt they are both limiting their interactions with her.

  33. Princess WideStance says:

    Any Cali cat ladies or gents see the space shuttle today? It was spectacular! Also incredibly cool to see the F-16 fighter jet accompanying it.

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