Honest to fucking God, this blinking, nodding, unlistening, bad interviewing toolbag has GOT to be kidding me.
Does
@AndersonCooper practice his serious CNN news frown in the mirror at night, yelling at himself, “MORE GRAVITAS! MORE GRAVITAS, I SAID!”
Sit DOWN, Donkey, and feast your eyes on this command performance:
p.s. Nice. Outfit.
First to say how awesome things have been lately
I love when her inner cunt emerges whenever her flights are delayed. She’s just spewing out all sorts of cuntitude tonight from the airport lounge. Nobody puts Baby in a corner! BABY WANTS TO GO HOME NOW!!!
Nobody puts Baby in a Delta coach waiting area!
Home? As if, even.
The irony of her cuntitude is that she has been late for flights HOW MANY TIMES?! And here she goes bitching about THEIR lack of keeping a schedule.
2nd!!!1
the purple slipcover blazer omg and the elephant legs omg and the white single female sidebraid
More like jailhouse cornrows.
That was right in the middle of the Jordan single-white-female-ing. God that was funny.
Also, obvious spray tan.
I don’t know … she’s sort of a genius next to the 7th grader there from California Closets.
That purple jacket is an ’80s Barbie wardrobe item, if ever I’ve seen one.
Yeah, I always want to punch anyone who uses the word “utilize” instead of “use” and she does it about three times.
Yes. She needs to more fully utilize the functionality of dictionary.com.
+1
It looks like she forgot to put pants on.
“Gravitas” – fuck you. PS Anderson Cooper is awesome.
He probably snubbed her at least once. Deservedly.
He was straight before meeting her!
It’s telling that she thinks people practice their expressions in the mirror.
she thinks that’s how all the purr-fessionals do it.
What smooth professionalism. They couldn’t go 10 seconds without forcing a cut.
Seriously seizure-inducing cuts! Those must be for all those times Julia interrupted with a made-up personal anecdote or a lame-ass attempt at humor. Closets are more of a show-and-tell subject. Organizing one is not exactly a riveting topic of conversation, as demonstrated here. That poor guest probably ended up with whiplash from that awkward set-up.
p.s. Nice. Outfit.
Yeah, WTF is that besides a chemise paired w/ a flammable smoking jacket?
It’s a hipster costume, silly!
It’s like a combo drapey cardigan and an 80′s power blazer
droopy blazer
A true Donkey gem of a brain fart (@3:25 mark):
“The biggest transition I’ve made from when I was a teenager to now is I don’t use drawers anymore. The only time I use drawers is for underwear, and socks…”
Everything else ends up as 3-D wallpaper.
“The only time I use drawers are for underwear, and socks, and steak knives…”
Yes, Jesus son of Greg, she is like some kind of weird hoarder with the whole hanging clothes on the wall nuttiness.
A friend of mine has her g.g.grandfather’s overalls (circa 1800′s) hanging on a hook in the laundry room of her old farmhouse (there’s also an old sepia photo of him & some kind of medal he was awarded hanging by it), & I gotta say, that is pretty cool, IMHO.
But, D0nkey’s stupid ass raft ass prom dress hanging on a towel hook by her bath tub? Freaking bizarro world.
See, now, your friend’s display is more like a museum exhibit. Much respect. I have my ggrandfather’s cornet that he played in his barber shop, a pic of him playing it in the barber shop circa 1900, and his barber tools in a little wooden box. So I can relate.
Donkey is just trying to Barbie up the place.
And she only uses kitchen cabinets for tampons.
And she only uses refrigerators for hoof nail polish.
and she only uses her brain to figure out how to screw other people.
That’s because you don’t wear jeans like normal people. And you don’t own adult furniture, pottery barn kids doesn’t count obvs.
she probably still spells it Beyonce though
Ha! Good one.
ThunderThighs looks great on video! Nose Up!
(You just know Rambo is saying: “Eat more chickn”)
Donkey needs a bit more gravitas and a lot less gravy.
Sorry, this is ultra-bitchy, but …
M’kay, look at the difference in the thickness of the seat cushion under D0nkey (thinner than MMBH’s thighs!) as opposed to the thickness of the seat cushion under MareMareBeachHair (wayyyyy thick, even though nowhere near as thick as D0nkey’s thighs!) … no wonder D0nkey has her 3rd nose in the air like she’s looking up at MMBH from a teeter-totter seat in the dirt …
God, it’s like she’s sinking the Titanic over there.
that poor couch
Especially if she was farting into it, which is a good possibility.
She looks like a trout poking it’s head out of the water.
Mary’s legs – ugh…. eat a fucking sammich girl (and don’t do 4 hours of spin class to work it off)
Can MMBH not see by her frame (esp: broad shoulders) that she needs a whole lot more meat on those spindly legs to balance out proportionally?
Sort of looks like one of these …
Her broad shoulders/stick legs always freaked me out. I’m sure her new boob implants balance things out quite nicely…yeah.
Right? Her center of gravity is at least 4.5 ft away from the floor.
case AND point
LOL EW. Jaysus. Pretty sure I pissed her off once during QOTD TMI days (NEVAR FORGET!) when I made mention of her “linebacker shoulders” in the comments. I know I am a botch. Whatevs. girlfriend needs to eat. Just always made me lol that she works out 75 hours a week, for that result. That’s not even merely skinny. I don’t know WTF that is.
Make that 5 ft w/ those FMP’s on …
#Time wounds all heels
THAT’S where Devin’s balls are.
LOL!
MEGANNAISE: “What’s the craziest request you ever got?”
:: video cuts to commercial ::
GUEST: “Right now, we’re really pushing using the velvet hangers …”
Poor, neglected, pointy Megatard.
JA’s inner cunt often comes out when she thinks she has a reason she is better than everyone (see every whisp of ethereal fame). Perhaps the meeting was with the ngmb estate lawyers and the parental talk was more ‘this is it. You get this money once and if used wisely it will last. Don’t spend it all at once.’.
Well, we’ll know that was it if we wake up tomorrow and @juliaallison has 3 million followers.
Or she has leased 5 classes.
Good contrast with the 4 morons in the video in this post: http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/22672789 The women are composed, able to string together coherent thoughts, and able to articulate their views on dating without seeming like desperado loons.
(I know it’s a kind of random video, but every once in a while I follow up on what’s going on with people who were in Mulia’s life in the past and I found this on the blog of Fatty Kate’s ex’s ex.)
LOL — you’re always on about Fatty Kate …
She’s an evangelist for a tech start up now. Not sure how it will work out, but at least she is trying, which is more than you can say for Mulia. FK is also dating someone very interesting (but not braying about it like Her Brayingness)
LOL — you’re always on about Fatty Kate …
Gold star.
Oooh, who is she dating? Fatty Kate is stunning.
I’m scared to open a can of worms, but who is Fatty Kate?
http://web.archive.org/web/20100120105932/http://thesevagabondshoes.com/post/154586905/i-look-like-a-bit-of-a-fatty-in-this-picture-but
She really is beautiful. She was suddenly all over the NY tech social scene a few months ago… not sure if the job came from that or that was a result of the job. @Dens and that whole crowd.
Oh yeah, so fat(???)
But who is she? She doesn’t look familiar to me.
She was Julia’s intern a few years ago.
In what universe (and for what purpose) does Donkey need an intern?!
for returning used lingerie, young padawan. see the entry for “Charlsie” in the glossary, she was another unfortunate intern who got treated dreadfully.
1. That was months ago! I’ve grown so much since then! In particular, I don’t do tight side braids anymore because it’s tough on the pelts. Too bad, because it’s such a cute look. The inauthentic girlishness and grating lack of symmetry express my personality so perfectly! Also, I’ve given that jacket to my new boyfriend because he wants to wear it everyday. It’s too big for him, but whatever.
2. It’s not like Anderson Cooper ever reports on anything so deeply important as closets. The gravitas is justified only if he stops talking about boring foreign people dying and starts talking about interior design, fashion, and weddings. Sigh. If the news was all like that, I might follow it even when I’m not forced to watch it at the airport.
3. I don’t know if you saw my new NYFW interview linked up there, but big fatty statement jewelry is IN!!! Don’t you think it makes me look much less like a librarian in my late 40s???? That’s why I wear it everyday!
@JuliaAllison
I wish I had been born in an airport. That would be a much cooler story.
Weirdest fantasy ever.
Transbraytion: If I was born in an airport, they’d give me a free flight pass and life-long VIP treatment.
Nothing says “gravitas” like a fuchsia smoking jacket and no pants.
Her train is crashing…. She’s more worthless than ever – I mean, what the fuck is next for this horror show cunt of the entitled semi-rich set? Wait… could it be suicide? Awesome. (like in that California “heathers” accent)
I’m not sure this is what you mean, but wishing suicide on Donkey is stepping over the line.
Yeah, yeah. Julia is a vagabond asshole. Can we talk about Downton Abbey now?
great first episode of the new season.
It was. Some great lines from the old duchess.
Although Mary is wasting away. Seriously, I found that a bit scary.
And I want poor Edith to find love!
poor edith
shirley maclaine, meh
old duchess is teh awesomez
matthew is less hot than he was
i want mr bates out of jail
also, is “glass hammer” a thing or something they made up for the show
an aristocrat without servants, staff, villagers, is like a glass hammer, she cackled
Wait, how are you watching this? I tried to find online but was unsuccessful. This may be a SS,SF, but help is appreciated!
Tv-links dot EU
It’s a saying from that era, yeah. English version of “tits on a boar.”
Hahaha! Edith is destined to be miserable. Loved the scene with all the married ladies talking about dick and Edith just standing there being ignored. Poor, stupid Edith.
No! Lady Edith is going to marry Sir Anthony. I just know it!
And then he is going to die of old age.
edith is secretly pregnant by the butcher in town
in my version, anyway
@JP
*sniff*
Can’t you just let her be happy?
No. Because I hate her face. And nobody likes Edith. Not even her family. I mean to some degree, Edith hates Edith.
“What is a job!?”
-Dowager Countess or Julia Allison
Good god, did you see the tweet where she called her relationship with Micro Balls “film-esque?”. She’s really selling this one.
Porn film-esque? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Greasy film-esque.
vom com film-esque
One day, AKA when hell freezes over, maybe Donks will have a relationship grounded in reality, as many working adults do.
I guess Julia was going through a “I want to dress like pointy Megan”. Same hair, same shiny tops.
No, this was when she was in the throes of a demented semi-lesbian crush on Jordan, someone she considered a “hipster” because she braided her hair and wore blazers. The shiny purple jacket was a special Donkeyization of the jacket thing, however.
I wish Julie would SWF on someone who actually knew how to dress properly.
jordan’s herp derpiness continues. yesterday she blogged about locking her kid in the car.
tee hee!
Is this the same chick who locked herself out on her balcony (with her kid)? I’m just learning about the NS universe, but I remember reading that post. Can’t remember the woman’s name, though.
same person. Jordan Reid Berkow [Jordacted] aka Ramshackle Glam.
“I wish they gesticulated more” – said no one ever.
this made me cackle
“That’s so New York!” exclaimed the three girls who were not born in New York.
tourists
Fucking tacky hicks.
I missed the whole Non Society train wreck, but… there’s no way that’s for real. That has to be a SNL skit. Were there ANY people who ever watched them and wanted to watch again? Were people talking about the great tips they heard from Julia? Chatting around the water cooler about the amazing thing they heard on Non Society? The content is inane and the production value sucks. You don’t even have to be slick, you can be amateur yet informative.
She “founded” this? This is her claim to fame? This is entrepreneurship? (PS I STILL don’t know what her brand is, besides famewhore
And she thought she would sell it for “fuck-you money”.
Yeah, I can imagine Google making her an offer any time now.
(tumbleweed rolls by)
Go to YouTube. Type in TMI Weekly. Watch them all. They are GOLDEN. And truly show Donk for who/what she is. The passive-aggressive loathing emanating from the other two is awesome.
Excuse you, this was a talk show on NBC!
They parted ways amicably. It was a contract, it had run its course, it was mutual.
Production crew moved to Guam.
We shared a home in Coronado.
I don’t even think she knows what her brand is. Which obviously means she’s doing a very good job establishing it. Dating expert? Journalist? Tech Founder (LOL!)!
Girl with a blog who also uses twitter and FB basically describes EVERY PERSON ON EARTH now. “Internet junkie” I guess, because that’s obviously very original. “ON air personality” that never appears on television anymore. Some combination thereof.
Facebook Profile Picture Consultant, duh!
Yes, when I stumbled onto all those TMIWeeklys it was a true delight. I felt like I’d found cutting room floor clippings of a cancelled comedy sketch show.
Hi newish people, I love all of you. Here is a richly enjoyable parody from back in the day: http://vimeo.com/1460633
yes, thanks, this is still a classic
The crying at the end … so Miss Advised!
I was shocked [into laughter] when I saw the TMI Weekly “studio” at Next New Networks a few years ago. I swear it was a storage closet right inside the door! It’s amazing they all could fit in there.
OT: Anybody seen PencilDonk’s facebook pic?
That does NOT look gay at all. Oh, no, it doesn’t.
https://www.facebook.com/stetler
I find Devin Stetler’s cover photo to be more disturbing than Devin Stetler’s profile picture.
word.
Devin Stetler sent in that cover photo as part of Devin Stetler’s audition portfolio for Ru Paul’s Drag Race.
P.S. Devin Stetler
I said this before about him, when she tweeted his picture before they were official, and he was merely a nameless guy with a hairless chest sitting on a leather couch in what looked like his parents basement apartment. But his picture really does look like it belongs in the Onion. I’m convinced he’s a paid actor at this point.
I love that his only subscription is to Lewis Howes. Devin Stetler probably jerks off to Lewis Howes during one of his webinars.
PS, how much gay porn do we think Devin Stetler got to watch while Donkey was busy consuming 7/10 of a huge can of chocolate syrup from her parent’s second fridge?
What I find odd is that he seems to have had no discernable life before landing in LA recently and doing his Meetup schtick. Does he have friends? His entire existence is now dictated and defined by the Donk.
He has some bro friends from his fraternity with whom he exchanged public bro jokes during the thing where people grow mustaches for charity.
I think nobody likes him because he’s a dead tennis ball.
PS—nobody sponsored his charity mustache. Sad.
PS– Devin Stetler.
if he were (openly) gay I might find him attractive
If he were openly gay, I’d respect him.
Not to shame closeted gays,I hope I don’t come across like that, but his part in the d0nkey & pony show is a farce w/in a farce.
This was just a poor excuse to use “gravitas” and try to sound smart as usual. Actually not a word I would associate with AC but then again, why am I expecting her to use words correctly?
anderson cooper is a magical unicorn rainbow creature of beauty and uh, i have to stop now
I used to be on fence but I remember him basically losing his shit on people during Hurricane Katrina, blasting public officials etc because he had obviously been done there and seen what was going on and how poor the gov’t response was, and he just had it.
Which goes to my next point: grav·i·tas /ˈgrævɪˌtɑs, ‐ˌtæs/ Show Spelled[grav-i-tahs, ‐tas] Show IPA
noun
seriousness or sobriety, as of conduct or speech.
Um, isn’t part of his appeal that he seems sorta like a normal guy on air? NOt a stuffy newsperson? So, her comment, as usual makes no fucking sense. Her lame attempts at humor are legion.
His coverage in Haiti was the first time I ever paid attn to him, & I’ve liked him ever since.
if he did things like that all the time tv would be better
I loved him on The Mole. That show had gravitas up the wazoo.
I feel like everyone regards him as a national treasure, even the youngs. She’s out of tune with what’s cool, as usual.
++++++++++++++
She’s just jelly because Twinkerballs was lusting after him.
it seems that her judgement is always off when it comes to popular, articulate people. no – strike that: her judgement is always off.
He’s pretty unpopular with people in the humanitarian aid community who have been working in Haiti since the earthquake. His follow-ups have been atrocious, painting a deeply negative picture and ignoring all the progress there. He and his producers were personally shown the incredibly positive outcomes and they chose to ignore them and present a disturbingly false take on reality. I was a fan until he pulled this shit. Now I question the veracity of all of his output.
I guess if you’re a person who never listens or pays attention to anyone, you’d assume that the rest of the world is just like you and has to “practice a listening face” too.
so painful
See also: the Grimace. And Barney.
Three pears in a purple.
That little burro is much cuter than she is.
Nice wide load, Donk!
look at how she LIGHTS UP when the guest mentions prom dresses (2:20)
That video. Prom dresses are supposed to be tucked away, not hung on the walls, Donkey.
That’s one of the things that makes her hick status so telling. 11th grade suburban girls can afford Betsey dresses for homecoming or Lilly Pulitzer dresses for a summer vacation. She acts like she owns a Dior gown that’s fit for display at the Metropolitan Museum of Art instead of something any other upper middle income girl hangs up in the back of her closet.
from the mall
She looks like a real estate agent in that horrible purple blazer.
I really hope Julia and his girlfriend Debbie Seltzer get married. I WANT A DONK WEDDING.
OMG I love “Debbie Seltzer.”
Yeah I’m gonna try to make that a thing.
OT but I am so happy, catpeeps, I have adopted a new kitteh from my vet, an adorable little 10 week old black male, and I am crowdsourcing a name for him. My other kittehs have been named for blues and jazz guys so I am thinking along those lines. Got any ideas?
Muddy
Like it, along with “Howlin’” but it doesn’t seem to fit.
Grover?
(Congratulations!)
Well, I keep saying that I’ll name my next cat “READER BECKY” (have you been here for that commenter?) but you’re welcome to it.
I missed that era, is she searchable? I’ll try.
http://tinyurl.com/ReaderBecky
“If you wish to keep a small Satan in your house, that’s your personal choice.” Bwah!
I just finished re-reading the Reader Becky Enlightens Us On This Holiest of Days thread — so funny & I’d forgotten all the trolls (I wonder how many have turned into regulars).
Whatever happened to Reader Becky?
We need her here. Those posts were classic, almost as good as yours, Eyeroller.
@Eyeroller
There is a rich tradition of characters on this site. Reader Becky, Comment Sheriff (my fav), that blunt smoking Jamaican that once acted as JAB’s spiritual adviser, various lionel hutz influenced lawyers, God, North-Korean Girl (she had one line), Russian Girl, Donksad, etc.
Feel free to try another voice if the mood strikes you.
I’m a big DONK SAD fan, myself.
Coltrane. Rollins.
Willie, for Willie Dixon (“Ain’t superstitious, black cat crossed my trail”).
Good one!
How about Satchmo?
I have a black cat named Crabman. I got him when that show “My Name is Earl” started. Black cats are definitely the friendliest cats I’ve ever been around.
Crabman is hilarious!
I thought abou Scatman but thought that had kind of negative implications.
I had the same thought when I named him Crabman, but then I remembered the character of Crabman is awesome. So I stopped caring.
My two kitties (senior) are Otis and Satchmo
As in Otis Redding? Gregdamn I love me some Otis Redding.
Bingo!
♪ ♫ ♩ … sitting on the frock of the bray …♭ ♮ ♯
the names of my cats come (in a convoluted way) from this ad for swedish fish:
Heh! I know a cat named “Fishstick”.
smoke
I knew a dumb spoiled gold digger girl back in the day who got a fluffy white Persian kitten. She asked everybody she knew for ideas on what to name him. I said ‘Nixon’. Because irony, etc. She was a fucking idiot who didn’t get the joke and just said, ‘that’s stupid’.
I don’t get it.
I’ve also been scratching my pelts all day over that too.
A super cute white fluffy kitten named after Richard Nixon – an evil, corrupt, lying scumbag of a president. She ended up calling him ‘Precious’.
Satan would have been better than Precious, geez. (This is coming from a hypocrite with a cat named BooBoo.)
I actually did have a too-cute white kitten, many (many!) years ago. I named her Weena (from the Time Machine).
My fluffy white kitteh was named Twinkle. She loved it.
aww, that’s a good one!
After an evil. corrupt, lying piece of jewelry, one assumes.
For black cats I like Cinder, Sable, or Bagheera.
Can’t go wrong with Richard though.
Good names all. Bagheera is evocative. Richard is hilarious.
I have a Richie cat! He came named (Richie and Howie, RIP Howie) after the Cunninghams. He only gets called Richard when he’s in trouble.
I’m fond of common human names for animals, like Steve.
My cat is Ann Kittenplan, after a minor character from Infinite Jest, but we usually just call her Graynus, because she is never not showing us her butthole.
Congrats!
Two of the best dogs I ever knew were named Bill and Gary.
Ha! @ WDYTYA — I had one named “Puckerbutt” (because I’d wake up to her lying on my chest, facing my feet, her little starfish on full display).
I was once the proud mama of a siberian husky (snowy white with gorgeous blue eyes!) named Howard Borden. He had such a sweet and dignified presence, it didn’t seem right not to give him a people name.
I think he’d be Mehitabel if he was female.
Tho Archy would be awesome, even if it’s a cockroach name.
Gillespie.
WTF?
Dizzy!
LOL — the more I think about it, “Gillespie” sounds really good, since he did songs such as: “L.A. Breakdown”, or: “Manteca” (butter face!) – all D0nkey-appropriate, no?
Oh, duh!
My first thought was Dizzy Gillespie, too.
Count Basie would also be a cute name, but there are so many jazz greats to choose from:
Cab Calloway
Thelonious Monk
“Bix” Beiderbecke
“Yardbird” (Charlie Parker)
Sonny Rollins
Fats Waller
Quincy Jones
But quite possibly the most appropriate for a basement dwelling hater is Jelly Roll Morton.
Again, not a suggestion at all bluesy or jazzy, but a friend’s little boy who’s been at my house numerous times in the last several days has taken to calling one of my cats “MeowMeow!” & it’s kind of catchy … in his high-pitched little squeal, it sounds very Chinese!
My top two cat names (no music connection):
- Chairman Mieow
- Mr Miowgi
I can’t help that I like terrible puns.
Buddy, after Buddy Guy?
We got a new kitty today too. Tiny tabby boy with polydactyly. Has the scariest freaking paws you ever seen. Looks like he has hands!
I’ve had a lot of those over the years & have one now (I always call ‘em double dewpaws cuz I can never remember the P-word).
Like the Hemingway cats!
Here you go, hon:
UM ERR OOPS!
ha, look at 3Z!
ADZ…lol
Lightnin’. Magic Sam. Professor Longhair. Pinetop.
Non-rhetorical question: when’s the last time Donkey dumped someone? Was it during the Clinton administration?
If you count OBOing, Greasey.
Doesn’t seem like he was too wounded by it. To say the least.
Before Greasy, wasn’t it Michael of the five offerings on the altar of Donkitude?
I’d like to think that this Twitter acc’t is an RBD catlady mocking La D0nk …
& on that note:
Julia Allison: “Few things provide better real-world education in business skills than a good, hard failure.” – @MichaelEllsberg
Oh honey …
D0nkey, you been failing so hard & for so long …
But, whatever. Whatever gets you through the night.
BTW — has Dad$er’$ check cleared the bank?
huh. i’d think a success would be a much better life lesson. she just wants to find excuses for being a constant failure. her dad must have raked her over the coals. good for you petey.
Seriously, has anyone in the history of Twitter ever Tweeted more Tweets about being a fucking failure? How many times does she have to fail and find a way to justify it with some stupid pithy nonsensical rationalization? Loser.
If she would just stop with all the “I’m an expert at everything” and just be a normal person, I’d be much less annoyed by all her “failure/loser” talk.
here’s your inheritance. $500k. invested conservatively it will yield 40k/year forever. that’s enough for vacations and extras, in addition to your job
oh, you don’t plan to have a job?
you’re fucked
if you spend it all, we’re not giving you any more
this would be enough to be a lovely safety cushion, nest egg, bank account, security for life if you work and spend just the interest. you’re on your own now. good luck
Oh, man. I could live on that, and I know people who do. Actually, I am probably living on less than that now. And I’m not even a donkey.
I wonder if she’s been told there will be no second season of her shit show. Is that what the latest spate of failure tweets have been about? Wow, she was actually viewing that horror show as her meal ticket? What a tool.
Bingo (wings)
Thanks lover.
Then again, when you think about it, it was her dream job. Just sit and talk about yourself and become “famous” and have people Tweet to you how pretty your hair is and how awesome you are and get paid for it. Right? It’s all she ever wanted.
Know how the clock goes negative at NASA after a launch failure? That seems to be where she is with her 15 minutes. Anyway, she’s even falling behind in the pink attention whore competition. Today on Bleecker I saw a provocatively dressed woman talking into a pink hand set connected by a pink curly cord to a pink iPhone.
Or, there’ll be a second season — but she won’t be on it. Either way, that’s the best guess.
Oh, that would be the best thing ever.
She recently twatted that the network has five months to decide to pick it up. I’d like to think Bravo will let her stew in her scheme juices for a little longer.
Say, I wonder how the hissing, man-hungry weasels are doing now that Julia has a boyfriend.
My black cat is named Squid. I did not name him but it works on him, He rocks.
I had another one named L.B.K. (little black kitten). Jazz/ music names: Miles? Mingus? Albert ( Albert Ayler) Sun (ra)? George (Clinton ) ? Sly? fela kuti ?
Max (roach)?
Depends on the kittens personality imhop.
Thanks! Miles was one of the first and best names and it’s still in the lead.
Django? Waylon?
Oooh, Django is great. Or Oscar (Aleman).
I brought him home today, what a sweet cat! A little cuddlebug. The other two cats are NOT amused.
Django it is! Thank you! It suits him perfectly (except he is not missing any toes).
Naturally, you now need a Stéphane and a few moar cats so you can have an entire Hot Club.
Yay! A few months ago I had already named this adorable shelter pup “Django” in my head before realizing I had my hands full with one dog (also named for a guitarist). My cats growing up were named Willie & Waylon.
So. Weird.
When I was just a Cute & Tiny™ kid, I named a cat “Squid” too. Mine wasn’t black though, just a whodunit mix of neighboring cats (Mama Cat was a slut nicknamed “Hester”, a joke I eventually caught onto), but I think we’d just studied squids at school & was being all d0nkey trotting out deh big words, doncha know; & downthread someone mentions “Spot” which I also used once.
i had a tuxedo cat, whose name was mittens
My black cat is named Squid. I did not name him but it works on him, He rocks.
I had another one named L.B.K. (little black kitten). Jazz/ music names: Miles? Mingus? Albert ( Albert Ayler) Sun (ra)? George (Clinton ) ? Sly? fela kuti ?
Max (roach)?
Depends on the kittens personality imhop.
Out of nowhere and after 3 weeks of Donkey’s Twitter gaining no more than a few people a day, she jumped 2,500 followers today. Guess someone wants some free Yandy costumes for Halloween!
Then Dad$er’$ check definitely cleared the bank, this we know.
allergic to kittehs. but if i weren’t and had a cat i want to name it lex luthor. someone go and do that for me, k thanks.
haven’t been around these parts lately. hi basement dwellers!
I’m also allergic. But if I had one, I’d name it Fido. Or Spot. Or Rover. Just to confuse it.
I want a dog named Gato.
Also allergic, would like a fat tabby named Bill Murray.
My next cat will be named “Mr. Susan,” in tribute to a first-season MIGHTY BOOSH episode.
i just had pizza for breakfast. it was delicious. that is all.
Another Donkey sighting from twitter. Pretty Princess!
http://pinterest.com/pin/40110252902605612/
Tacky cow is sooooo tacky.
The pictures she posts are SO different from those not stamped with the official hoof of approval.
looks great for 50 and getting back to the gym for the first time since the grandkids were born
the jowls
http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2010/09/pig_face.jpg
Someone had to vacate their seat behind her — couldn’t see around her ginormous head of fake pelts, no doubt.
that or the smell
Um, you might want to upload that here cuz… she is going to bust heads to take that down – that is THE LEAST flattering body pic I have seen of her ever. Yowza, girl be chunkin’.
CAPTCHA = arma geddon
Anyone know who is the very handsome man next to D0nkey?
I will say something nice: At least she’s not wearing shiny support hose.
why are the fake boobies elbow height
Wow. A really bad shot of her.
OMG, she looks horrendous.
Didn’t photoshop her burning man pics, my ass…. there is a two day, thirty pound difference.
There is no judgement in Black Rock City.
Why did she wear a crappy bridesmaids dress to fashion week?
It was c/o. I think they were just yanking her chain with this. It is uggums beyond uggums.
Mutton dressed as lamb.
meanest best expression ever
Since I used to go by Mutton Dressed as Lame, can I consider this a “you rang?”
Tortuous doesn’t get much play anymore since Lasagna. Esq. retired.
Ham dressed as lamb.
Brit Moron was on the (awful) Katie Couric show today. Apparently because she can use an iPad? Anyway, Wendy Williams was talking with Katie after the segment, and Brit was laughing with them like they were all walking off together. But then Katie and Wendy stopped and sort of huddled, leaving Miss Moron and her moronic smile walking off alone, laughing at nothing. So Codeword Delicious.
Interesting how her sister Julia did not congratulate her.
Wendy is a class act, I’m not kidding – I adore her. I missed that interaction, wasn’t that hair episode – the one where Brit demonstrated that dumb celebrity hair app- on earlier in the week?
Anderson Cooper is on Wendy right now and it’s adorable.
AND TODAY’S D0NKEY-IN-THE-NEWS IS:
My friend had to chase d0nkeys off their property this morning …
Mofos were up in there eating the cat food off the porch.
Has this been discussed & I flat out missed it?
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Julia Allison isn’t an entrepreneur (nor has she posted to nut-society in more than three+ months); Julia Allison isn’t a high-tech (or any other kind of) professional …
Who are the people who fall for this bullshit?
Looks new to me. She’s never even LIVED in Silicon Valley! hahahaha I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who signs up for that shit and has to foot the bill for her. You know she wouldn’t pay.
Some of the other people on there aren’t bad tho.