Anyone know a fantastically talented NY photographer who can do a two hour shoot in Central Park tomorrow? Email me! JA@JuliaAllison.com 🙂
Do you suppose this douchebag has EVER been happier? She is hiring help to clean up her piggy messes because apparently she and PencilDonk are too lazy to do dishes or launder their sheets, she’s insulting the Poors on Twitter by asserting menial labor is beneath anyone with a master’s degree (or any reality show “star,” for that matter), and she’s finally landed a dude as embarrassingly vain as she is who is delighted to do his Derek Zoolander face in fauxto shoots with a delusional, no-longer-hot donkey. What is it, you think? She thinks she looks like a hiefer in the “casual” shots of the two of them and so wants a professional who can light them properly and Photoshop the shit out of the photos? How it must kill her when she looks at pictures of the two of them and thinks he looks thinner and prettier than she does.
Tool. Severe tool.