Anyone know a fantastically talented NY photographer who can do a two hour shoot in Central Park tomorrow? Email me! JA@JuliaAllison.com
Do you suppose this douchebag has EVER been happier? She is hiring help to clean up her piggy messes because apparently she and PencilDonk are too lazy to do dishes or launder their sheets, she’s insulting the Poors on Twitter by asserting menial labor is beneath anyone with a master’s degree (or any reality show “star,” for that matter), and she’s finally landed a dude as embarrassingly vain as she is who is delighted to do his Derek Zoolander face in fauxto shoots with a delusional, no-longer-hot donkey. What is it, you think? She thinks she looks like a hiefer in the “casual” shots of the two of them and so wants a professional who can light them properly and Photoshop the shit out of the photos? How it must kill her when she looks at pictures of the two of them and thinks he looks thinner and prettier than she does.
Tool. Severe tool.
CHRISTMAS IN SEPTEMBER!!!!!!
This chick is on a high right now. I’m torn…not sure if I should look forward to the crash n’ burn of the end of this relationship or the shit show of her pink tutu wedding.
Pink tutu wedding! Pink tutu wedding!
Which one of them will wear the pink wedding tutu? Or maybe both?
Also… she knows plenty of photographers. She wants someone to do it for free. This is the benefit of her buying 100,000 (that we know of) fake Twitter followers – the person can think they are getting their big break.
She is a pig.
Yoo hoo! Monika de Myer! Oh wait, once burned … but it doesn’t matter. There are plenty more community college students out there looking for their big break fauxtographing & fauxtoshopping a donkey and her handler jumping over the LOVE “sculpture.” I’m guessing Yoolia’s Eunuch jumps highest, what with his legs used to being airborne.
Such a pig. Oh, I hate her so much when she tries to pull shit like this- she wants a “fantastically talented” photographer like, tomorrow, to no doubt work for free. I hate her so much I’m shaking my hands, she is so awful.
Surely you mean *fist shakes*
re-posting!
She’s hoping her fauxtoshoots will go from this
to this
but it will be more like this
A++++
Priceless!
BEST BIRTHDAY GIFT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sad we would have to wait until Halloween but she is delivering early. Bless her.
Halloween will be awesome, actually. Who will they go as? Bogie and Bacall? Rhett and Scarlett? Will and Grace?
Heath and Jake?
A++++++++++++++++++++++++
pinky and the brain
ren and stimpy
Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Derp
To show Bravo pride, Padma Lakshmi and Salman Rushdie. But they’re not yet sure who’s gonna play who.
If he stands on her right side all night they can go as the number “10″.
or 16
18 if she wears falsies.
Or as a carrot and a pear.
Get Annie Tralala to stand next to them wrapped in a green shower curtain and they can collectively be Waldorf Salad.
John and Wendy?
Give me the bat, Wendy.
Billy Joe and Bobbie Lee
They can call their costumes anything they choose, but there’s no chance they’ll actually be anything other than Slutty 1 and Slutty 2. Slutty Dee and Slutty Dumber, as it were.
Is your youngest still going as the wooden ghost thingie?
He’s debating between the wooden gollum type and Headmaster Ambrose. Google him — I think I could manage it.
yes
Does she think Bravo will pick up another season if she talks about Devin Stetler enough? Trying to formulate her own redemption story, maybe? With Devin Stetler? Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler, Devin Stetler?
Do you mean gayfaced grifter Deven Stetler? The Devin Stetler unemployed for the last nine months and clearly not interested in working, unless it’s showcasing his emaciated, hairless chest?
I do think she means gay hustler and unemployed grifter Devin Stetler. It could be another Devin Stetler but I’m pretty sure she means this Devin Stetler and not another Devin Stetler.
I mean, how many bonerless, gummy smiled, guy-lovin’ guys who like to wear pink short shorts and hot pants named Devin Stetler can there be?
Is the Devin Stetler you guys are talking about a wangless butterface who loves when his girlfriend dresses him up and parades him around like he’s her shih-tzu even more than he loves reading about Halo? That’s the Devin Stetler I was talking about.
PS Devin Stetler
I am pretty sure it is what-if-a-little-can-of-vienna-sausages-were-a-human-being Devin Stetler. As opposed to any other sort of Devin Stetler. Although, I suppose she could mean Davenport Statler, which, as a hotel in a town that has seen better times, has had its share of lousy lays.
I can’t believe I apologized to someone here last month for saying Gayfaced Devin Stetler seemed more like an LA actor/model on the make, rather than a Gayfaced Devin Stetler “programmer”. I retract that apology to the person who fucking complained about my impression of Gayfaced Devin Stetler as a work-shy hustler looking for some really cheap “fame” by associating with A Donk who was in that pathetic show that’s already over , forgotten. That is all.
P.S. Devin Stetler. (Fixed that for ya, Norsey Horsey.)
He’s not an actor or model. I have no idea what he is, though, or what he’s hoping to get out of trailing around Julie. It’s certainly not getting him any work as a computer dude, unless he’s angling to get that from Pillsbury Douchebro.
that was fast
@jasonshrek: @NewCarMark @juliaallison thanks!!! #NCM
Julia, contact me regarding the time and details 
@_clotheshorse: @JuliaAllison i do! what time are you looking for?
Shrek is going to fauxtograph D0nkey?
#TeeHeeHaw
Awesome!
Those photographers are so lucky. For zero payment, their photos are going to end up on her Facebook page, admired by a bunch of Fans in the -stans and/or bots.
And here!
But photoshoots are still a more viable career path than things like architecture. <—— real opinion from someone who is allowed to give speeches about her business expertise
I pray it’s someone from here taking the photos.
I wonder if somehow it is for this, on Sept. 27 in NYC? Will she really be couch surfing with Twinkerballs until then?
http://www.businessinsider.com/web-celeb-julia-allison-yep-that-julia-allison-is-speaking-at-social-media-roi-2012-7
Allison has a truly interesting story to tell: how she used social media to accomplish her business goals.
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/web-celeb-julia-allison-yep-that-julia-allison-is-speaking-at-social-media-roi-2012-7#ixzz26TaLB2Zi
WHAT BUSINESS GOALS? I hope she gets laughed offstage.
SPOILER ALERT! Julia’s key to social media ROI or whatever for her imaginary business is to purchase tens of thousands of Facebook fans and Twitter followers from Central Asia to create the false impression that she is popular.
Julia Allison, funding Al Qaeda one fake Twitter follower at a time.
they’re STILL upset that julia’s tribune media services column was cancelled, can you believe it?
*chokes on bell pepper, ginger soy dressing all over my screen*
The kermit photo on the poster– I need resuscitation.
so wrong…. so funny
So Julia getting fired caused the Mitt smirk? Such a long chain, but every link rings true.
Professor, I’m wetting my pants! As I do every time you post this pic! LOVE
This is such a landmark in the history of Donkology.
Hahaha – I missed this pic!
It’s being held around the corner from Bellevue… maybe Mom$ers has figured out a way to stage an intervention?
Comment of the day.
“We would like to feature you in our documentary about being a shitty lying liar… er, um, I mean about you being a social media influencer.”
“yep-that-julia-allison” in the URL alone has me cracking up. “Yeah, we know, this hosebeast again.”
Here’s how I hope it goes:
Audience member: “Excuse me Ms. Allison, but what exactly IS your business?”
Donkey: “You shithead! That’s none of your business!”
So it turns out that Donkey is not presenting at this conference, but just braying at a “fun end of day interview.” Fun for her, maybe.
http://www.businessinsider.com/linkedin-and-social-news-at-social-media-roi-2012-7
Ha, that’s great! She’s way too lazy to come up with a presentation, anyway. Gotta love that it’s an interview — she’ll be winging it totally unprepared, as usual.
Engagement photos, perhaps?
We can only dream…
That’s exactly what I thought. Engagement pix for the NY Times, haters!
OMG! YES! YES!!!! Poor Momsers and Dadsers!
I thought the same. Maybe she’ll end up with an accidental Hitler mustache just like Charlotte on SATC!
That was my secret hope also but you know she’ll be tweeting her engagement before telling her family and um if she has any friends left..
Holiday Card for sure! Which they will be long done by then and it makes it all the sweeter.
I wonder if she is still planning her “spiritual journey to Peru and Machu Picchu” (sic) in October and November?
No, she’s done with Buddhist Andrew Bancroft so that’s off. No need to be spiritual anymore!
So we must have a cat lady photographer who can email her and get the deets. Free? Not free? It’s not poking, it’s research for the genuinely curious! Unless Mom and Dad say no.
HA!
So full of win.
OMG we are going to have so much fun if this ends in a wedding.
Ver nice. Hell, I’d use this for my own wedding announcements!
Long time lurker, first time commenter, and I typically find this site hilarious. However, body-snarking her is categorically absurd. Anyone who can look at a photo of this woman and see someone who is anything but in great shape and even a little too thin, IMHO, is fucking delusional.
Um, then you have not been lurking for long. Read more. Also, do not internalize the snark! Hope that helps!
She body-snarks herself. She was more concerned about her weight while watching Miss Advised than she was about the fact that she looks like she should have been locked up in a mental institution. I guarantee you she doesn’t like the way she looks in all the photos of them she’s spewing out all over the place, and so wants professional ones taken in which she’ll believe herself to look thinner and hotter. And then she’ll spew them out all over the place and bask in the validation when Internet strangers Tweet to her about how “tiny and cute” she looks.
Hai D0nkey!
P.S. Donkey!
“And even a little too thin.” LOL.
yeah… no.
Th pretty much screams troll right?
Totally Donkey. She must use a trolling boilerplate: “stumbled” across this site, has been reading a long time, thinks it’s a real hoot, etc. Then she drops a turd in our chip dip.
While not in bad shape, I would not say she’s in “great shape.” I would say she is in average shape. And the only reason why some might think she looks “a little too thin” is because she has very prominent collarbones and likes outrageous contortions that force her ribs to stick out. Thin and appearing to be thin are not the same things.
Stop jezebelling the life of our jokes, please.
If you don’t like us making fun of the Donkey, try juliaallison.com, julia.nonsociety.com or any of her other vanity sites.
“Jezebelling the life out of jokes”- ugh, so true. But hey, meanspirited spinsters need their kicks too.*
*just fucking kidding, a bit. But not really. Can’t stand the speech-policing righteousness of that crowd, at all.
Oh, and Donks is too thin? Lawlz, what the fuck with what the OP said. Wot?
The only part of the Donkey that is too thin is her brain.
flabby, untoned, bloated, bad plastic surgery
Excuse you! Her last Botox bloat was over 3 weeks ago!
flabby, untoned, bloated, bad plastic surgery, botox, bunny lines
Weirdly jowly with double chin. Compare her to larger women her age who aren’t so jowly, like Brooke Elliott from “Drop Dead Diva”!
flabby, untoned, bloated, bad plastic surgery, botox, bunny lines, jowly, more chins than a chinese phone book
How can Julie be “in great shape” if she NEVER exercises?
Never….not infrequently, but just never. It shows, she is flabby—
especially on the LA Standard.
the knees!
the cankles!
“The Nerve!”
eyeroller: i believe that is spelled, “danoive”
Saying someone is “too thin” is also body-policing. Whoops! You got your body policing in your scolding about body policing.
Julie Albertson is average sized, not particularly in shape, and dresses in unflattering clothes for her figure. Calling her “fat” is silly, because she’s average sized, and also insulting to the world’s many glorious fat women who don’t want an average-sized couch potato stepping to their action (I would love to see Gabourey Sidibe throw some intense side-eye at Our Julie).
This.
Don’t come on here and chastise us for body snarking when you’re doing the exact same thing. A doi doi.
Impeccable side-eye. Gabourey would never A Donkey.
I’ve made this point before, but it’s odd not to tailor one’s standards to the subject of discussion. Saying a third grader is good at science and saying Einstein is good at science imply different degrees of “good”. Julia Allison, moron, bases her entire professional and personal life on being the hottest thang around. Calling her ugly means something very different than saying the same thing about nearly all other people.
PS Donkey would be much prettier if she hadn’t fucked up the face she graduated high school with. Natural ages much better than fake, even when natural isn’t perfectly symmetrical or non-beaky.
exactly, not to metion ad naseum in perpetuity throughout the universe etc etc that Julia Allison Baugher’s biggest compliment other females as well as her measuring stick for women is that they are “tiny and cute”
Simply because I prefer to mock that mylar balloon she calls a face (that she fucked up, of her own free will, over and over again) doesn’t mean I can sit around telling other people what they can and can’t say about her body. Here’s what I say to that:
that’s a shockingly normal looking hand with knuckles; how did it go from that to bloated corpse?
I think she eventually told Dr. Bobby to “make them match my face”.
Our Jules is so full of class! Just like Kate!
You’re insane.
Girl has at least two chins here..
..and her thighs are fucking massive. “Too thin?” Surely you jest.
sad saggy gut under the waistband in this one
#pears
yuck she is barefoot at that wedding. looks like her shoes are off to the side. to her credit many other people seem to be as well? but still, eww. WHY did she wear glasses to that shindig? she really looks odd.
I think she realized she looked ridiculous and infantile in the outfit she chose and decided at the last minute that adding the glasses would give her some hipster edge. That’s my guess. At least Lala and the others put some thought into their costumes, unlike Donkey, who put on a grimy bra and slip and a pair of lace gloves. She looks really bad here, pale and flabby. The tiara/glasses combo is just so stuff.
big tell: “look at a photo”
Pretty sure a chick who posts 7000 pictures of her own ass in hot pants at Burning Man is sort of inviting such snark. But thanks for playing! #fatnow
Categorically!
doughy, but gluten-free doughy
In other words, lacking taste. Yep, that’s Donk.
I’m hoping that her fauxtoshoot involves her riding a grifted horse. Since I’m sure her knowledge of Central Park is based mostly on romcoms, a grift horse is a distinct possibility.
I suspect the carousel will be involved.
And when asked for carousel fare, will she bray, “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM???”
I hope you mean a Logan’s Run sort of “Carousel”.
COMMENT OF THE DAY
You just know she’ll look that grift horse in the mouth, though.
Yes, in order to steal the horse’s teeth.
dying, dead, buried.
But, will she look the grift horse in the mouth?
Oh greg, grift horse carriage ride with Twinkerballs. Maybe they’re shooting their Christmas card.
Oh pretty please!
What the hell is that?!
Adrien Brody bought his girlfriend a castle in upstate NY and they posed for a bunch of ridiculous romance novel-esque photos for some magazine. There are lots more where that came from!
so very much in love
i’m like four years late to this, but i had no idea. and now she’s married to chris hemsworth/thor? huh…
Gawd, every part of that story is embarrassing.
Adrien Brody is a useless pile of talent-free fail with a nose the size of a rejected Buick Skylark’s ass stuck directly in the middle of it.
first she rides the horse, then him.
it looks so telenovela, i love it
Oh, barf forever, it’s a romance novel in real life and I can’t stop retching.
Needs more Fabio.
How have none of her many fauxtographers ever come in here to spill the beans?! Also, can you imagine her outrageous photoshop standards and demands? She’d never be happy with any photo of herself.
It would have been amazing if that Doobie Brothers stunt double dude she stiffed had dished.
Story, please.
this birthday. he got stuck with the bill, had no money, had to sleep in some lobby subsisting on skittles. then he suffered more torture by doing a photoshoot with julia the next day.
elephant legs
WHY with the gaping mouth?? Always! Of course “why” goes with any pose of hers.
Nice legs. Nice gaping maw. Seriously, look at the SIZE of her mouth. I know where PencilDonk’s scrotum and dong went. She swallowed it whole.
How does she unhinge her jaw like that?
“I don’t always pose with braying lunatics…but when I do I get stuck with the bill and have to live on Skittles” says the Least Interesting Man In The World.
gaping maw = invisible bj
Saddest story in the universe, she was just awful to Michael MacDonald..
So we’re coming to the end of her NYC trip and then it’s on to Chicago to pick up her dog she hasn’t seen in, like 3 weeks. The next big diversion she has planned for herself is her spiritual journey to Peru in October. I look forward to the between time.
She won’t be going there; that was just for when she was still trying to wrangle Jelly Donut in & was going to be her excuse for hounding him.
But what happened with Jamie Beck, Julia? YOU PROMISED US BALLGOWNS & BLING.
OT: This Yahoo! webseries is killing me. Explicit language, so maybe not for the office or before the kids’ bedtime. Burning Love, a spot-on parody of TV dating shows, yay.
She looks like she’s wearing a kid’s swimming pool inner tube in the photo on this post. Also, the cutlets are drooping and swayed over to the sides a bit.
Pencildonk just looks like he’s in the Village People. Although that’s an insult to the Village People. He WISHES he was in the village people. He’s like Tobias Funke lingering around tying to be in the Blue Man Group.
They are Lindsey and Tobias. You have opened my eyes. Incredible!
Hence all the gay shorty-shorts at BM: a NEVERNUDE!
genius!
I would DIE if they went as Lindsay and Tobias for Halloween. Because you know, never reads here!
they’re too dumb to figure that one out. i guarantee she has never watched the show.
Also, someone with skills please make a pic of this.
Lindsay = 10,000x hotter, but otherwise, LIKE.
He just wants to see boys’ Linuses.
She is beyond cray that she is setting up a photoshoot with someone she has dated for 4 months (if it’s that long?)!!!
I always can’t help but laugh that she always has more photos with a man in a 6 month relationship than I have with my husband in 6 years. Personally, I’d rather live in the moments than taking a picture every fucking moment of my life.
I have been with my man for four years — and one of those years we lived together — and I am moving in with him next year when we’re back in the same city, and there is all but ONE photo of us on my Facebook page, and I only posted it because we both look so hammered that it’s funny. She is mental. Just creating another album of photos with which she can torture herself if/when PencilDonk finally grows a sack and flees the insanity.
The marriage will be exactly like the closeted republican men/repressed women role models
I think all it is is a big fuck you project directed to everybody who watched DissAdvised and mocked her psychotic ass, or any guy who ever dumped her and is still friends with her on FB to say “SEEEE!??? SOMEONE LOVES ME FOR AUTHENTIC MEEEE! I IZ LOVEABLE AND YOU MISSED OUT!!!!” She is just so desperate for external validation from all sides.
I don’t think she’s pregnant. She’s too narcissistic both to care for another something that she can’t just dump off on relatives while she flounces around the country on her little self-absorption tours, plus she would not want to further ruin her figure. We all know her raft ass would become a barge and she’d look matronly as hell, and she’ll never stand for that.
No, I think that if she can’t have her wedding any time soon, she just wants to stage the sparkly dress up parties and fauxtoshoots with every guy who can stand to be with her for more than a month.
I suspect she’ll bore of Twinkerballs soon (how could she not? He’s boring as hell) but will stick with him until she OBO’s. Which could take a while, though I predict she’ll cheat on him pretty soon.
Just who the hell do you think she can OBO him for??? It’s not like she can get any guy she wants. I mean, look what she’s got. You think she can do better?
Bingo. If this ends, he’ll be the one who ends it.
Bingo wings! Just how funny would it be if he leaves to OBO her?
LOL I want those dolls (the real ones)
OMG
I suspect a couple of things here. 1. Donks may be pregnant and if she is then there must be engagement fauxtos now and a wedding in short order. She says she is not pregnant but anytime she denies something it is usually true. Many of her “friends” are already trying to have kids or just announced their second child while being a CEO (Sarah Lacy).
If she is not pregnant then she is doing a fauxto shoot in desperation to get herself out there to OBO the grifter. Either way without true professional help she will be a sad sack of fail within 4 years. Rinse and repeat her life so far as she refuses to fucking learn from it.
If she is pregnant, that’s where I stop laughing. There’s nothing funny about Donkey having a child. She is a sociopath and a narcissist and no child deserves to be raised as a prop in one long piece of vile performance art.
All the drugs and alcohol + pregnancy would be a bad combo
She’s not pregnant, and they can’t afford to get married. Neither of them has a job.
Jacy, I emailed you something yesterday but wondering if I sent it to the right place… is it still the Jacy and Russian Girl gmail of days past?
Yes!
TWITTER PIG OF LOVE
by Donkey
(Expanded “September Issue”, featuring BONUS celebrity photo gallery!)
Haute couture surprise and Central Park smooches to all you heelnippers and catnappers out there, it’s ME, Donkey! Since many of you are overtaken with involuntary bodily functions and your own personal cell regeneration, or simply too disgusted to follow me directly on twitter or an array of other social media platforms, I thought I’d bring my otherwise curious and gracious public up to speed on everything ME! Like sands through the hourglass, these are the brays of my life…
For the record, let me begin by saying I NEVER READ HERE. Also, in other news:
Actually, let me modify the statement above by simply saying I NEVER READ
PERIOD. That might clear up a lot of future headaches for all of us.
Anyhow, on the “great news!” front– I’ve nominated myself this year (again, lol!) for the British Plain English Campaign’s Foot In Mouth Award, which includes previous accolades to legendary winners such as 2006′s Naomi Campbell (“I love England, especially the food. There’s nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta”) and 2008 honoree George W. Bush (Lifetime Achievement Award for “his services to gobbledygook”)– “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe – I believe what I believe is right.”
I really believe I have a chance this year, I mean, that trophy is practically mine, mostly because it was hard to select from so many stupid things I’ve said. I ended up choosing this river deep, mountain wide thought I had yesterday on twitter: “It feels somehow unsettling to hire someone to clean who is a professional violinist”.
Also, an adorable some-tard who I think actually still believes my pepto abysmal expert schtick tweeted me this pic yesterday with the caption:
“This must be where @JuliaAllison lives!”
She’s so cute, isn’t she? I didn’t have THE NOIVE to tell her that since I’ve so successfully subletted my Marina Del Rey estate, my new home is an abandoned PODS container. I had PencilDick personally “monogram” it pink for me. What do you think?
One day, if Bravo renews me, or Kraft Cheesy Skillets wises up and takes me on as a full time six figure branding consultant/spokesmodel, I’ll be able to afford direct-to-dumpster plumbing. I have a dream, that one day, this donkey right here will be able to afford direct to dumpster plumbing that whisks away the contents of my bowels and all my gluten-free tampons at the touch of a flush.
Also, I know many of you were intrigued by one of my recent tweets:
JuliaAllison @JuliaAllison: “Anyone know a fantastically talented NY photographer who can do a two hour shoot in Central Park tomorrow? Email me!”
I’ll confirm that yes, there is a very lavish photo shoot in Central Park set up featuring ME. As with all of my shoots, the planning has been extensive and very innovative. The concept is called “Turd in the Punchbowl”; it’s an homage to all my white-knighting Donkey Defenders out there (mostly ME!) who also NEVER READ HERE. Who dares me to wear a tiara? Steven Grossman? Anyone???
Well lovely readers, if any of you have made it this far, you certainly deserve a homemade stack of wheatcakes and a hallucinogenic salt lick for your efforts. As a reward, I’m going to remind you what made ME, DONKEY!, so renowned in the first place– Namely, constantly rearranging my face with a mixture of Lidocaine and Restylane in order to momentarily resemble random celebrities like:
Legitimate tiara-holder Ivanka Trump:
Entertainment Tonight reporter Maria Menounos:
The Stepford Wives’ Katharine Ross
Well let me rock you Chaka Khan, I guess I really am every woman! Happy September Issue haters!
xoxoDonkey
Never, ever leave us.
skewered so very, very much.
Soooo blessed.
I love the Katherine Ross photo, what happened to her?
the sausage fingers are the stuff of nightmares
If you’d ever like to be a co-blogger, just let us know …….
<3
Genius!
Donkey just set herself up so many different ways, I kant even begin to attack it, so I’ll just leave this here:
@JenalaFlamme: Feeling, listening & enjoyment are part of the pleasurable weight loss recipe. Too much thinking yanks them away from our experience.
@JuliaAllison: @JenalaFlamme – I need tips on how to stop thinking!!! Help!
donkey: one step closer to a grifted lobotomy. fire up that chainsaw dr. bobby!
Considering recent events, I think Donkey has set up this fauxtoshoot so she can once again emulate her idol the Duchess and be “caught” posing topless with her fair Duke of ShortShorts.
I will barf all my last week’s meals, if I have to see him rubbing lotion on her bare raft ass, though.
the extreme rudeness in demanding services on less than a day’s notice
It’s a beautiful day and I’m thinking about going for a stroll in Central Park, but I’m terrified I’ll encounter a Donkey and her twink escort.
do it! FOR ALL THE GIRLS!
I did not know she had a movie about her, that JLove starred in, wow. She’s famous!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420560/
Hallucinogenic Salt Lick!!!!!!!!!!!!
Halloween costume: Karen and Henry Hill, the gun morning and coke flushing mayhem scenes, on repeat.
Or Mink stole and Griselda in Desperate Living. JA as Griselda, Devin as Mink Stole.
Also I must say I do not find JA fat in any way, she is a normal size, but even at her heaviest, she’s just a slightly husky normal. Personally the body snack stuff is not my thing, if she has an ED that’s a hard cross to bear but to each his own. I guess i can see the body snark trope as super ironic commentary on her absurd ideas about weight ….without doing it myself.