I guess something changed from when she was told to strictly avoid eggs, dairy, wheat, and every other foodstuff known to man because poor pelty princess, boohoo.
Instead of chocolate,
@TimothySykes ordered THE MOST INSANELY DELICIOUS cheesecake from Carnegie Deli. Now I feel sick
And the day before insisting on Twitter she only ate gluten-free cupcakes because of her gluten issues, there was this photo of her about to hoover a big-assed salmon burger on what looks like a big-ass, wheat-filled, gluteny hamburger bun. How odd!
Andrew Roin’s Food Truck Wedding in SF! I’m holding a GF salmon burger. YUM.
wtf?
she probably is just holding it for the photo op with no intention of eating it…she’s crazy like that
God that was funny. “I WAS JUST HOLDING IT!”
“Calm down! It’s not like I eat real food …”
She just hoovers it.
She is in LA now, right? So maybe she’s like that guy from SATC — Miranda’s ex, maybe? — who moved to LA and would chew food and spit it out? Does it count if you don’t swallow?
(More importantly, do you still get the shoes if you don’t swallow?)
“Here I am with salmon.”
oh, oh, THAT was funny. and in the same comment thread she talks about her “loose [bowel] movements.” GOLD.
Also, “No, actually, I don’t have an eating disorder. And I think it’s ridiculous for someone who doesn’t know me to argue that I do.” –Julia “I cured my bulimia in college” Allison
“Yes, I got professional help for my bulimia. And it didn’t come back.”
~Julia Allison Baugher
If by “IT” she means that she caused a mental health professional to run screaming into the night, then sure, for once I actually believe lying-ass Mulia Mallison …
Oh Jesus I love the “C’MON” in the post the Prof linked. I’m using that.
C’MON
right, it is just a prop, like my dog, my boyfriend and my sanity
FYI: my sister has Celiac’s Disease. When we first found out, I thought it sounded made up…but it’s no joke. She gets violently ill. Restaurants claim the food is gluten free and then make it in an area with food that contains gluten…so cross contamination. Or a busboy runs it to the table with the wrong dressing. She stays sick for two weeks every time it happens. Quite frankly, if you can have and enjoy gluten, you are lucky.
i was just holding the cookie! then i threw the whole box — jack’s mom’s cookies, btw — away so i wouldn’t be tempted! love and light!
I’m so fucking sick of this asshole and her GF bullshit. I just spent a week with my little cousin who has celiac disease. Her mother chairs the local celiac org. Everything in their kitchen is labeled GF or not GF, right down to separate toaster ovens. The fear of cross contamination is great. I bought my own whole wheat bread and knew to use the GF margarine (no wheat had touched it,) to wipe down the counter thoroughly and put the knife straight in the dishwasher after making a sandwich. My sweet 8 yr old cousin deals with her disease with a smile on her face, although she says it’s hard sometimes because she doesn’t know anyone else who has it and she can get jealous of what her brother gets to eat. She never runs around braying, “loooook at meeeeeee! I have celiac!!! Me me meeeeee!!”
So Julia Allison, because I know you read here every single day, all day, and you’ll never convince us otherwise……… Shut. The. Fuck. Up. About your celiac disease. I don’t believe you have it in the first place. Nobody does. It’s just another way for you to call attention to yourself. And if you actually have it, then like everything else in your life, you’re doing it wrong. Quit insulting the people who actually suffer from it and deal with it in a dignified way, day in and day out, you tool.
Who does she think buys into her bullshit that a small food truck would ever claim to be able to avoid cross-contamination, much less actually pull it off? Seems like a huge liability issue for ‘em if & when they fail to pull it off, so I don’t think they’d even go that route … & people I know w/ any sort of disease tend to be rather humbled by it & certainly don’t bray about it like it’s their biggest accomplishment.
Fuckwad D0nkey is a fuckwad.
Also? Takes all of a two-minute perusal to determine that Fins on the Hoof uses the Acme Bread Company, & nowhere on their site do they claim to provide a G-F product …
Yes. She is a lying liar who lies.
She’s a dick.
Dick AND Twat.
I have relatives who have it too. They have to do all the things you said and can get sick for days just from someone dipping their knife in the mayonnaise after it touched bread. Every dinner out involves looking up menus online, double checking with waiters about sauces, adding the specification to the reservation, etc (as I’m sure your cousin’s family has to do). This vile idiot has never had to deal with any of that.
two of my four kids have celiac. the other two have severe nut allergies. ages 5, 9, 12, and 13. she can fuck off.
and i’m too tired to get into all the details, but yeah – separate toasters, separate tubs of butter, separate freezers, the color sticker system in the pantry, sending them to birthday parties with their own cupcakes, etc etc…we do all of that as well.
“Fins on the hoof — where the sea meets the barnyard.”
Hoof + Donkey = Funny
Yeah… When you have celiac you can’t even touch gluten products. If your diet isn’t 100 percent gluten-free, then it doesn’t work. I think Donk thinks that this gives her an interesting quirk (and an excuse to eat less?). Mo-ron.
It’s an excuse to puke.
She gets off on public sympathy. She’s a drama queen. I have a frenemy like this — totally loves it when one of her parents is ill, goes on and on about how they’re dying and how dare you not show her the sympathy she deserves?? A week later, they’re fine, and she acts like it never happened. She also claims to have a terrible disease that will soon kill her — Grave’s Disease. It’s a fucking thyroid condition, very common, easily controlled by a readily available medication.
I hate people like this. I’d pretty much have to have a cancerous brain tumor oozing out of my ears before I’d want anyone knowing.
Donkey has “Munch”hausen byproxy concerning her own food and body issues.
Coming out of semi-lurkdom to say LOL.
There are types of celiac where you can get cancer just from eating gluten too much. Some people are considered at risk if they just eat a glutened sauce on an entirely gluten free meal one time in several years. Celiac can be a really serious disease and she’s just pissing on the people who actually suffer from it.
A child in my kid’s grade brings her own birthday cake slices to parties because she would be in the hospital if she ate the regular cake
OT: I want to start planning a beach vacation for next year. I am open to anywhere from Delaware to Georgia (i hate florida). I like going where other people are NOT. Does anyone know of an uncool beach? I would want to be able to go into the water, not just look at it. My budget for lodging for a week would be about up to $1500 and I’d prefer to stay in a place with a kitchen and washer/dryer. It will be four people.
Not the direction that you indicate, but I have some relatives who annually rent a cabin on one of the Lake Erie islands they talk like it’s secluded … maybe that’s worth checking into?
Lake Erie is so gorgeous. I promised the little one a beach though, “with the water going swoosh swoosh”…we’ve been watching the Rockford Files and if we could go back in time and buy Jim Rockford’s trailer we totally would.
Depends where on Lake Erie. I live in Buffalo/Hamburg, NY on the lake and it is mosquito summers and biting wind winters. But other areas are lovely.
I recommend the southern shores area of the Outer Banks, NC – if you are going in the spring or fall) That’s where we have our house, and it’s amazing and you pretty much have the beach to yourself off season (and often the water is still warm enough for swimming in the fall). Even during the season Southern Shores isn’t too packed because it is private for owners and renters (no public access). Also, the area is considered a bird sanctuary and commercial development is banned (but shopping is nearby in Duck, Kitty Hawk, etc). I think you can rent a house for that budget. Those massive, high occupancy houses are discouraged in SS but some are cropping up. Also, you have access to both the surf side and the sound, great for bike riding, some houses like mine are by ponds. Mist very laid back, family there.
Incidentally, I went to , which is further up the outer banks, for the first time since in 20 years and was shocked how it’s become like Ocean City with overdevelopment and tackiness. It used to be empty, pretty, and pristine, with wild horses. I’m so glad our area Southern Shores is protected but I must say there are a lot more houses since we first built nearly 30 years ago. I’m so selfish when it comes to the beach!
Oh thanks, this is great info. Yeah Ocean City is everything I hate (spent senior week in OC, MD when I graduated from high school, and UGH) so I’m looking for its exact opposite if I can find it.
What about hurricanes though?
I went to “corolla” meant to say. Greg, all that development was shocking.
I was about to suggest OBX.
Went with my family when I was in high-school over the summer and it was always very peaceful and relaxing, and the beaches were usually empty. We rented a nice house for pretty cheap.
I have 3 vintage vacation cottages in a gorgeous and unspoiled “old Florida” part of SW FL a mile from a really nice beach, but since you don’t want FL ( I actually hate most of FL too), I would suggest looking on homeaway dot com or vrbo dot com and search for some beach cottages up and down the coast that fit your requirements. maybe one of the islands off Georgia would be a good choice.
If you change your mind to include FL, check out Anna Maria Island, Cortez, Venice, Nokomis, Englewood, Boca Grande, Gulfport.
you’re tempting me!!!
Look at floridaloha dot com,that is me
Discounts for cat peeps, too.
awesome! Thanks so much, I will check it out! I do love old-style Florida.
My favorite months in this area are Nov, Dec and April and May. All cheaper and less crowded because it is off our high season. Water is still warm and great in Nov. Season (Jan-Mar) is least advisable, height of our tourist season.
OMGreg, Casa Nokomis …
I want to go to there!
Wow, I LOVE the sound of your properties! Bookmarking your site.
Thanks! Y’all come visit sometime if you are in the area, even if it is just for a tropical rum cocktail. I have the vintage tiki mugs!
@Grifty Shades of Bray
That sounds amazing. I want a tropical rum cocktail in a vintage tiki mug!
I love the Eagle’s Nest! The living room furniture and bathtub are amazing.
How fun would it be to plan a big cat lady getaway and we all stay at these little cottages?
Have never been to FL. Always wanted to go. Especially the Florida Keys.
I have a relative that lives there and yes Grifty, it’s a very pretty area.
Grifty, I had a look and was so charmed. Do you ever have groups rent at the same time – 6 couples, for example, something like that? I would love to do that with friends.
that was supposed to go above, sorry.
Yes, I have had that and it has been a lot of fun. I live on site and often get invited to join in, and we have bbqs and garden and beach parties together. I have house concerts on site also and bring in touring musicians. We have kayaking outings, you can walk to the launch site. I just love doing this and am still trying to get the word out there.
I am totally floating this idea to some friends!
Outerbanks, NC
Outer Banks. I stayed in Duck, but there are a lot of great areas if you start looking now and it’s very affordable.
someone else IRL rec’d the Outer Banks too, I will check it out, thank you!
You’re welcome. Also, wild horses in Corolla! We saw dolphins on the ride back…
duck is awesome fun. get a house with a lot of people and start drinking when you wake up.
I can remember when there was nothing in Duck except for the Wee Winks, so all the development and summer traffic there is still jarring. That said, it is beautiful there and the town has done an AMAZING job with the preservation and parks and piers on the sound side – it is truly spectacular at sunset. Also the bike lanes are wonderful, I ride my bike there every day from our house Southern Shores when I’m down (which isn’t often enough- I could shake my city ways and live there full time and be totally happy). I do recommend off season when there are fewer people, I’m partial to September/October despite the occasional hurricane. I go there for a week after Christmas every year and it’s lovely – and fen warm- even then.
a bunch of people getting drunk all day is the opposite of what I’m looking for.
@stalker: the outer banks I know is decidedly not a party place, more like spending healthy days in the surf and on the beach and visiting nature preserves and the Wright memorial and
Kill Devil Hills and cooking dinner with family and friends and going to bed happy and early. If there’s a bar scene there I’ve never seen it. It’s very quiet and family.
Jordache, LOL @ Wee Winks. I remember those days fondly. I was a teenager looking for trouble. No wonder my parents chose Duck year after year.
a thousand times yes!
Outer Banks of N.C. is GORGEOUS. And beautiful beaches.
I live in NC so all my beach trips are here (except this past summer, when we took the crew to Siesta Key, FL). The Outer Banks are really, really beautiful, but can be treacherous for smaller people. Depending on where you are the riptides are REAL. My favorite spot by far (not on the Outer Banks) is Sunset Beach, part of the Emerald Isle chain. There’s a narrow, two-lane bridge leading on to it from the mainland, and big trucks can’t really get over it. There are lots of big beach houses of the normal variety but only a couple small motels. It’s a very sweet place. You can check out available houses here.
http://www.sunsetbeachnc.com/index.htm
Beach front can get expensive, but we’ve stayed one or two streets back a few times and it’s still lovely. But I also second parts of the Gulf in Mississippi.
But yes, the Outer Banks are still the most gorgeous. The interesting thing about the beach houses I’ve rented there, as opposed to at Sunset or Holden, is that they all had swimming pools.
Someone else said Emerald Isle too, i might have to go there based on the name alone, it sounds HEAVENLY.
omg my heart is going pitter pat
http://www.sunsetbeachnc.com/rental/house.html?ID=408&Avail=&Stay=
Do they ever have anything smaller that’s on the beach? Like for just 2 people?
Stalker, I’m pretty I’ve stayed in that house, or one just like it. The beach front houses all have very wide and deep second/third story verandas, and there’s no place better on earth.
ShesJustStupid, I’m not sure, because I have a big family (and a BIG extended family) so I’ve never paid attention. I should mention, though, that there are cheaper places on the inland waterway, and a lot of those houses are much nicer for less money. If you’re poking around on the website, beachfront is called 1st Street, and I think the inland waterway is called Sandpiper Dr. (I think.) There’s no disadvantage to staying on the waterway, as far as I can tell.
that swine house is BOOKED dammit!! All these people with their beach houses that want to use them. LET ME USE YOUR BEACH HOUSE. GRRRRR.
While we’re off topic, I’ll ask my question here: I’ll be in Ireland over Christmas with the bf’s family. Last time we flew Ryan Air from Kerry airport to London after Christmas for a few days. It was great. Is there another spot in Europe that might be open for business between Christmas and NYE? We were thinking Paris this year, but I don’t know what it’s like that time of year. Thoughts?
What about coming and visiting us cat peeps in Berlin? Sooooo much going on – fun to be had of every version – partying / night life – art, art, art – lovely, possibly snowy woods and, if we’re lucky, frozen lakes…Come! There is at least one more cat lady here and we can get together!
Scotland! I think I’m the only Scottish cat lady, come and dwell in this basement – google Glasgow, Edinburgh, Loch Lomond x
I’ve thought about Scotland–I’ve been there before around that time, but many years ago. Spent time in Edinburgh and then went to the Isle of Skye, which was completely shut down. I had to stay in a B&B that was normally closed. Some kind family took me in. So Edinburgh post-Christmas would be open? I’d actually love to go to a German speaking country as well, as my German is so bad, but it’s the only language I used to half-way be able to speak. It doesn’t shut down around Christmas?
Edinburgh post Christmas is party town – Hogmanay and the lead up to it makes it a very lively city indeed! So handy to pop over to from Ireland as well – you could fly or take the ferry.
I would SO love to visit Berlin or Scotland, BELIEVE ME. If I had Julia Allison’s goddam money and time you’d better believe I’d go somewhere other than NY!LA!CHI like a fucking moronic rodent.
As much as I love Berlin, but in the winter? Aren’t their songs about how awful it is at that time?
I would be a happy German cat guide (Heidelberg, not Berlin), but I don’t really recommend the big cities here at that time of year. Maybe going snow hiking and cross country skiing in the Thuringian forrest, but that’s pretty obscure.
Fameless, I am dying to come to Berlin! Actually, I want to move there but first things first.
I went to Paris between Christmas and NYE last year. I’ve not been there during a normal time, as a comparison, but we had no trouble doing the things we wanted to do and eating at wonderful restaurants every day and night. Weather was pleasant enough (though occasionally cloudy/rainy) for walking around most of the day, considering the time of year.
Oh! Go to South County in Rhode Island – Narragansett, So. Kingstown, etc. It’s across the bay from fancy schmancy Newport, but is weirdly unspoiled and uncrowded. It’s where people who used to go to Cape Cod now go. It’s beautiful and there are tons of free beaches. And good un-fancy seafood.
It’s also cheaper than Cape Code or the nice Jersey Shore places. You can rent a whole house for week for like a grand. We New Englanders call it the Irish Riviera, cuz it’s a place where like mailmen and firefighters and such have bare-bones cottages and go fishing in the surf.
Oh that sounds lovely. I will check it out, thanks FF.
I’ve stayed in this area before and loved it.
Hahaha, I have family there and spent a lot of time there, let me know if you go, I can give you deets.
I know you said “not Florida” but I love the Gulf coast. (The part of Florida that should really be part of Alabama/Georgia.) The beaches in Walton County (Rosemary, Blue Mountain, Grayton, Seagrove, etc.) are beautiful and those beach towns do not allow high rise condominium developments. Emerald water, sugar-white sand…I miss it! I’ve never actually stayed in Blue Mountain, but it’s where I’d want to go next:
http://www.visitsouthwalton.com/blue-mountain
Oh and Southwest Airlines started flying into the new airport at Panama City Beach in the past couple years, so it might mean reasonable airfare.
I’d suggest going to Charleston, South Carolina — look for rentals on Craigslist or talk to someone in the tourism office down there. I stayed there for an entire summer in a tiny place I found that way. There are more developed beaches and places — it’s a shame, really — but there are still out-of-the-way places, too. Try to fit in a paddling trip on one of the islands… when I did that, I saw dolphins up close. (I’m not sure, but Kiawah Island was one of the less-developed places then. Not sure about now, though. If you’re interested I can get in touch with some of my friends in the area and see what they’d recommend.)
i’d love that!! thank you!!
I put out the feelers, and I’ll let you know when I have more info!
thanks so much! I appreciate you!
Here is a response from one of the people I asked:
“well not too far down the coast is Edisto Beach – pretty quiet but it still has a grocery store and gas station! and a short drive away is Botany Bay – uninhabited and beautiful!”
My friend spent a week at Edisto with her in-laws a few years ago and loved it.
Thanks PP, I will put on my deerstalker (c what i did thar) hat and investigate these leads!
You read my mind.
Stalker: I just asked my friend for you. He’s a seasoned traveler and he just told me he likes Sullivan’s Island, SC because it’s pretty, quaint, and close to Charleston.
Yes! And read novels by Anne River Siddons… she’s the reason I wanted to summer in Charleston. Her books are romance-y but of a more intelligent, feminist sort. I’ve never really liked romance/chick-lit, but I adore her books. (One is called Sullivan’s Island, I think!)
The intracoastal waterway is scenic and the island itself has some interesting historical significance as well.
Anne Rivers Siddons is great. Lovely box-of-chocolates reading with polished writing.
My 2 cents–
Outer Banks, NC – Over developed, bad dining choices and bad service, cheep grocery stores–plan on BBQing a lot, fun night life, small beach, rough surf
Bald Head Island, NC – Minimally developed, no cars allowed on island, eco-friendly, recommend getting week-long memberships at the beach club and the golf club (awesome dining and entertainment there). Very private except when Kate Gosslin and plus 8 are there!
Kiawah Island, SC – Amazing beach, world-class golfing (The Ocean Course), nice public parks, low country cuisine, The Sanctuary for 5 star dinning or spa treatments, take a day trip to Charleston
Isle of Palms, SC – Amazing beach, good golfing, low country cuisine, take a day trip to Charleston
Hilton Head, SC – Amazing beach, Omni Hilton for a late night out, great tennis and golf facilities, great restaurants, take a day trip to Savannah, if you do not like crochfruit, avoid the Disney Hilton Head Resort like the plague
Second the Isle of Palms recommendation.
second vote for kiawah. spent some great summers there.
Closer to Wilmington, NC, you can go to Topsail Island/Surf City, which is really nice and the water is somewhat calmer than the Outer Banks.
Also, I second the Charleston and Isle of Palms suggestions. There are some decent places on AirBNB (hey, I learned at least one good tip from Julia!).
I’m also interested in Beaufort, SC, but have never been.
@MEANDERING: Look, so you get an idea, I found an example of a place that fits perfectly into your budget, w/desired amenities you mentioned, on Sullivan’s Island, SC. Charming old home near beautiful beach and also historic Charleston. Hope this link works:
http://www.vrbo.com/82107#rates
That place is awesome! Love all the painted brick inside. Good eye, Eyeroller! I guess that’s why they call you Eyeroller!
Shoulda been a travel agent, ended up an EyeRoller. And though the rates are much higher, I’d also LOVE to stay HERE:
http://www.homeaway.com/vacation-rental/p417103vb
Love!
oh my gosh that looks amazing, THANK YOU!!
Kure Beach, NC. It’s an island really south on the Carolina coast. It’s become more commercialized recently and is next to Carolina Beach but it’s much less crowded and it’s still a relatively sleepy town. The water is really warm and the beach is beautiful. The sand isn’t rocky and it’s clear and clean. There’s a nice aquarium and Civil War fort on the island and most of the houses have walkways straight to the beach and are on the water.
Thanks I will take a look!
OBESE HATERS ARE THE BEST LOVE YOU ALL!!!!
I have to give Georgia some love here! Check out St. Simons Island or Jekyell Island.
They are down in South Georgia and both have great beaches. Jekyll Island is a state park so it doesn’t have a ton of development on it but the beach is lovely and there are not too many people there. St. Simons is larger and more developed but the beaches still aren’t crazy crowded (not like Jersey or Hilton Head) and there are more restaurants/bars.
Also, I just moved to Philly from Georgia three weeks ago, and I’ve heard Rohoboth Beach in Delaware is nice and it is also where Dogfish Head is brewed!
Any other cat ladies in Philly?
I’m not in Philly, but I wanted to chime in with a thumbs up on St. Simons, GA; it’s right next to Sea Island but more affordable.
Not in Philly either but a) I get there a couple times a year and b) I hear great things about Rehoboth.
What brought you to Philly and do you like it?
The catman took a job in Camden, NJ. We smartly decided to live in Philly as Camden is kinda scary. I like it so far – tons of good food!!!
Enjoy Philly. I will always have a soft spot for the hometown. Resist temptation to move to the suburbs if you have kids (this probably goes for any city and is just my opinion, obvs).
Not in Philly but spend a lot of time visiting friends there. I hope you love it! There is some great food in Philly.
We have found some of the good food. If you have any good recommendations I’d love to hear them.
Outer Banks! Some of the NC beaches get overrun by spring breakers, but the Outer Banks are really beautiful and there’s good food.
I love this photo because either outcome proves she’s an asshole. If she ate the salmon burger it proves she’s lying about having Celiac’s disease. If she doesn’t eat it then she’s a tool who posts pictures of herself with food she doesn’t eat.
In Summary: Julia Allison Baugher is a lying asshole.
Whatever she’s really eating, she’s eating it by the truckload.
You bring deh awesum sauce to RBD
OMG! ALL THE AWARDS!!!!
SLOW. CLAP.
*pastrami sandwich in one hand and cheesecake in the other*
Just got home from Trader Joe’s and — I swear, I don’t know how it happened — there is a whole New York deli-style cheesecake thawing on my kitchen counter. Talk about internalizing the snark!
LITERALLY!
Want!
And, lucky for me — I know! — I can have. Both. In one meal! No side effects (truly sorry for the real life suffers) and I don’t play the tee hee I’m so bad guilt/shame game with food, so no repercussions!!
Looks like a weekend trip to my city’s version of Carnegie’s is in store for the catfam.
Why must you taunt us? By which I mean me.
This is layers and layers of awesome.
Nichole Deike @momx3all
@JuliaAllison hey julia!! Just wondering if they signed u guys on a second season???? I already miss u ladies!!! Rt back please
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
@momx3all – awww we might not know for another five months (that’s how long they have to tell us if they will renew or not!!) I hope so!!
How long they have? Because you are such a hot property you might go do something else? lol.
The contracts may have a deadline that gives the producers a certain amount of time to decide if they want to torture viewers for another season.
They keep renewing that harpy Patty Stanger, so who knows? Her ratings can’t be any good either.
oh honey.
Seriously.
If that show gets renewed, I will eat my own brassiere. Bitch, please.
She’s a mental patient.
so they haven’t, yet
She looks like the 48-year-old third wife of a closeted Republican senator. Shiny pantyhose and all.
She wishes she could be the wife of a senator…but which kind of man who wants a political future would want to hitch himself to this clown?
A brain-damaged one, perhaps?
:-/
Did Julia even mention this? Because she interned for him, in case you didn’t know.
LIT AGENT! PRIVATE CHEF! IN DEMAND AND NOT RANDOM AT ALL!
So, I come home from my meeting with my lit agent, Robert, to @TimothySykes’ apt, where he has hired a private chef to cook us lunch. LOL
Why LOL, you weirdo? I would have thought a hotshot like T-bone Sykes had a private chef on staff. Your innner rube is showing, Donks.
Maybe she was going on about her ceiling cats and Sykes believed her so he hired a chef to make her food.
Successful troll is successful.
If Donkey’s agents ever talk to each other, I bet us catladies would think “wow, that’s way harsh” if we could hear what they say.
That sounds like a deep thought by Jack Handey.
a healthy lunch of chicken enchiladas #pescetarian
NEVER has someone who grew up with so much privilege been so impressed with privilege.
Also, the damn lit agent again. She’s had a lit agent for about 75 years. She’s written exactly zero books.
That’s because she’s not nearly as privileged as she desperately needs people to believe.
TRANSBRAYTION:
‘… my (c)lit agent, escort service owner Robert …’
Here’s the weird thing – private chef, apartment overlooking CP and Timothy Sykes gave her a Kindle. Devin Stetler, are you keeping up? Your girl loves money and status and gifts and chicken enchiladas with LOL healthy guacamole that a private chef makes. You don’t have a job.
Either Donkey will OBO or Devin Stetler’s barely existent nut sac is going to turtle in over the stuff he can’t give his Donkey and bail.
I have to wonder if Timothy Sykes is rubbing his money in Devin Stetler’s face on purpose.
He’s not interested in her. She tried.
Devin doesn’t care. He wants moneybags to rub something else in his face.
Also the big question on everyone’s minds: DID THE GUACAMOLE HAVE CRANBERRIES OR WHAT?
I’m sorry, that’s shouldn’t have been moneybags … shoulda been Pennystocks
And collard greens?
you’re a quick learner, SirClompsAlot
(no, the winky face does not imply sex!)
God, I’d never heard of our dear donkey until catching an episode of MissAssvice and I’m thinking “who is this relationship expert? Never heard of her.” Googled her and this lovely place came right up. Got sucked in and now can’t leave.
Oh, absolutely. Not because he wants Julie, but because he’s a competitive little Pillsbury Douchebro who doesn’t feel like he’s won unless he can lord it over all the other bros.
Maybe this is part of DS’s master plan and he thinks he can win TS’s heart with one torrid night.
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison 8h
Here are the boys celebrating with Chef Jerran’s healthy guac & chicken enchiladas! (cc @TimorthySykes) http://lockerz.com/s/244019783
Well, thank Greg they got a private chef for that, because it’s absolutely impossible to get Mexican food in LA or SF. A guac and chicken enchilada- well how rare and unusual!
There she goes with “the boys” again. So, so grating.
Ugh, she’s in NYC isn’t she. Well fuck it, they’re still not hard to get or make there, either. Bitch.
and what are they celebrating? Twinkerball’s initiation into the grifter brotherhood?
“Hired a private chef OMG OMG” is merely Donkey parlance for it was catered. Pretentious Donkey is pretentious, WHAT a surprise.
So, she is couch surfing with her bf at Skykes place? Hm, Cabaret-style love triangle?
double ugh. but I do love that she and the grifter boyfriend are grifting the grifter for food & a place to stay.
again, on what planet are chicken and flour tortillas on this stupid twunt’s diet?!?
I seriously admire the long-term catladies for watching this shitshow for so long. It is all such a long con – (don’t lather, don’t rinse), repeat with this idiot. LA-SF-CHI-NY, never learning anything, always taking everything, ugh.
Her insistence that she has this laundry list of food digestion issues cracks me up, because what she’s really telling people is that she’s constantly farting and pooping and barfing. I don’t think she realizes that (because she doesn’t have these food digestion issues).
Even on a good day, she has a wicked case of fish breath. P, and might I say, U.
She does? Do tell!
Yup. I have Crohn’s Disease and I hate telling people because it’s kind of embarassing.
a good friend had it for years, had good remissions on and off; finally got over it but was close to having scary surgery.
it’s not a fun thing.
Yeah, I’ve had two surgeries for it. Definitely not fun. It’s just so weird that Donkey picks intestinal disorders to lie about. There’s nothing less glamorous.
Glad your friend is better though.
be well
Thanks! That’s kind of you.
Oh, yikes, that must be tough to manage. I’m sorry.
It’s not great but I’m in remission right now, thank Greg. I’ve had it since I was 19 and I’m 42 now so i guess I’m used to it.
I’m not a big fan of the woo, but acupuncture and chinese medicine helped my friend, when sulfazine and metronizale had stopped working for him. I was of the, hey, it couldn’t hurt, school.
OT, but a FB friend of mine just posted this Burning Man 2012 video on his wall. It seems…um, different somehow than the version that Julia Allison went to.
http://youtu.be/xxRAg9Pcpm4
Seriously, how fucking sad that she went to an event that (while not for me) features so many creative people doing unique things and the only view that she could see was herself and her “boyfriend” in grifted, storebought costumes.
OT(OT): The wife and I are off to Croatia and Slovenia in less than two weeks! 3 nights in Dubrovnik, two in Split, then off to Slovenia – Ljubljana, Lake Bled and Kobarid (the setting of Hemingway’s “A Farewell to Arms”) for 5 days before dipping back to Zagreb for the final couple days. Any of you lovely catpeeps have any Croatia/Slovenia tips? Many, many tips?
Yes, I was in the Dubrovnik area in early August. It’s great—gorgeous
mountains, emerald clear & clean sea, amazing grilled fish. Slavs are
okay—don’t expect Italian culture or food. Sounds like a great trip!
Hello everyone! Time for a golden moment from “Dr. Bobby Sock’s Face Flubber Hall of Shame”. Seriously folks, all the weird poses, gluten-stuffed ankle speculation, and body snark aside– Less is more. Simply without the weird hair part, middle-aged Dynasty accessories, fakeass smile and chessy pink EVERYTHING– she’s looks way younger. Here’s what I mean. These pictures were taken this week at NYFW within 24 hours of each other?!?
I no understand. I just say. She’s so up and down. What’s she going to look like tomorrow?
Sorry, I didn’t realize she’s done that look already:
Dead DEAD.
There is a chicka like that at my office. Not hot. Thinks she is. Shakes her booty at any male person in the vicinity. A few have banged her.
Omg I am at my desk trying not to lose it!
Read this in an interview with a host of a popular SF restaurant:
Any other notable characters that people may recognize? We’ve had a couple people from the Real World [laughs]. There was this girl in the Marina location one time who was demanding that I seat her because she was on a reality show on Bravo, on like a dating show. I can’t remember the name. It was a bachelorette type show and she said, ‘Do you know who I am?’ and I said, ‘I don’t. I’m sorry.’ I told her she would have to wait like everyone else.
I smell a donkey…
Ha ha ha ha I die.
It’s her!!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????? Get bent! I can’t even believe her!!!! LOL, she is such a tool!
If they really knew who she was they would’ve sat her IMMEDIATELY– face first in the dumpster out back.
Are they gluten-free???
SHE IS NOT RANDOM! NOT RANDOM!
Thank greg this website exists because I am so tempted to poke the donkey right now but will instead post here. Bitch just tweeted:
Julia Allison . @NYMag claims “It’s probably pretty easy to be the spouse of an elected official…” What ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. You’ve clearly never met one.
Never mind that the rest of that sentence in the article says COMPARED TO BEING A SINGLE WORKING MOTHER.
I think this is the article: http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/09/ohio-governor-shouts-out-wife-for-doing-laundry.html
I’m glad she is continuing her fight to help all the girls. Also, how badly do we think she wanted to drop the McCain name?
Yes, that is the one. In my rage blackout I forgot the links. Thanks PT!
What a severe tool. Severe.
”I know Cindy McCain very well — she was almost my mother-in-law, after all — and, of course, I was almost a political spouse myself, and let me tell you it’s difficult! Very, very difficult! It tore us apart after I got caught hacking into his phone and email!”
Severest tool in Tooltown.
“But life is so much less stressful now dating a gay dude who doesn’t have a job. We can sleep on other people’s couches and eat their food all the time! Phewwwwww! Bullet dodged! LOL!”
Lulz.
I read that as: ‘Budget dodged’ …
Both work.
Yes! That is exactly why she tweeted this. Stupid Tool is Stupid.
There seems to be a “thing” among (some) parents of autistic kids that gluten has something to do with autism, and a gluten free diet helps the kid function better. These kids don’t get violently ill if they eat anything that’s been touched by wheat, but the parents swear that the kids are a lot worse if they eat gluten than if they don’t (and I’ve never heard of any of them taking cross-contamination into account).
I wonder if some telephone-game version of this made its way to Julia and she decided that avoiding gluten would help her with something or other.
Nah. She doesn’t think she has any mental issues.
She doesn’t want to say out loud that she has mental issues, even to a real doctor, but she seems to be game for trying all kinds of woo to make the mental issues she pretends not to have go away.
If I remember correctly, most of her food allergy claims were based on something related to her getting pimples. So, totally the same as getting violently ill from the wrong kind of soy sauce.
Have I ever mentioned how passionately I hate healthy food fads, “bad food”, the concept of super foods, “diary is for babies” and every superior asshole who thinks the answer to feeling like crap is to put vegetables into a blender and mutter something about detox?
So with you on that. Just eat a fucking balanced diet with lots of fresh produce and shut the fuck up.
Yeah, if I eat lots of gluten, I feel like crap. Same as if I eat lots of other carbs. Get some meat, veggies, and fruit into me and I feel way better. It’s not complicated, it’s just a pain to stick to it.
I wasn’t meaning to denigrate those with actual, real dietary issues. I meant idiots like Julie who think it’s cool and makes them special if they pretend to have special eating issues. Fucking sit down, fraud-donkey.
…and wash your hair regurlarly.
at least once a month, whether it needs it or not
have you met Mary Rambo?
Maybe I am Mary. Dairy, not diary!
HERE IS THE TOILET that one giant asshole’s gaping butthole explodes gluten balls and scheme juices into daily. Don’t forget– you can rent this exact toilet for just hundreds of dollars per night on AirBnB!
Lots of sharts, too!
Sometimes a fart brings a friend!
Not that Julie would know from friends.
Longtime lurker, wanted to pass along this post from SFist where they’re discussing a blind item from Eater SF about a diva customer trying to play the “don’t you know who I am card” at a local restaurant that sounds exactly like Julia Allison Baugher behavior:
Of course, it’s only a blind item because even the restauranteur didn’t recognize her. And so far nobody has actually thought to mention her in any comments. Which may actually be the greatest of all shades to throw.
I see what’s going on here.
omg.
Julia Allison
So … this does sound like something stupid I would have pulled in a moment of idiocy, but (to the best of my knowledge) I’ve never been to this restaurant. Although I guess I could have forgotten. Hmm. If I did, I was an asshole. I hope I didn’t do this.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS THE MOST CRAY
Julia replied:
Julia Allison
1 hour ago
So … this does sound like something stupid I would have pulled in a moment of idiocy, but (to the best of my knowledge) I’ve never been to this restaurant. Although I guess I could have forgotten. Hmm. If I did, I was an asshole. I hope I didn’t do this.
transbraytion: i act like this all the time everywhere i go so it’s really hard to keep track of which places/when. once in a while when i get called out on it i try to pretend to be sorry
transbraytion: i meant it — AT THE TIME!
SHE NEVER READS HERE!!!!! Julie, no one but us cares and we BARELY care!!!!! She had to comment… on a comment – her life is so empty – HYSTERICAL!!!
Oh god it’s Christmas already! And I didn’t get all you basement dwellers anything!
Is it me or is she reading her even more than usual? And this is going off the assumption that she reads here constantly. I don’t get it, I thought she was in the middle of a passionate love affair with the best gay boyfriend ever!
She has to study the polling numbers so she can adjust Devin Stetler’s balls – ah I mean quirks – to be more attractive to the masses.
… because they’ve gotta land that Bravo couples show, you know!
Jesus Christ. What as asshole.
Love this reply to her comment:
Charles4man
“Of course you did it. You’ve done it so many times before, including when you had the Tribune column. Own up.”
Bring it!!!! Also: More Charles, more!
Can wait for Julie’s reply: “Do you know me? Did I do something to you personally?”
Feel free to relax!
Charles4man = Charles Forman??
Ah, let us board the time machine and return to the year 2007, when Julia tried to “do you know who I am” herself into a charity event for Black Rock Arts in SF:
“I was heading up the door at the Laughing Squid “Paradise Lost” party when in breezed Julia Allison and her entourage. She went right by the staff taking the measly $10 for entrance and when stopped and informed that she needed to pay, she responded “You’ve got to be kidding me” in a voice indicating that we were far beneath her. Evidently one of her handlers saw this and gave us a ten for her entrance.
She then swung her hair at us and started walking through. We stopped her again and told her that we needed to stamp her hand to which she responded “I don’t get my hand stamped”. We told her that she needed a stamp for entry so she gave a very limp hand to the door person and said, “I only want a little bit of stamp right here” and showed him where and how to apply.
Bitch.”
http://valleywag.com/284123/an-east-coast-hustler-tries-to-cheat-a-fundraiser?tag=techpartyreport
When “Don’t You Know Who I am? They Call Me D0nkey” goes on trial for being a heinous bitch, it’ll be just like that last episode of SEINFELD, with a courtroom was full up of people she’d tried to squash under her blowfeet hooves.
Donks apparently gave Gawker’s Caity Weaver “dating advice for several minutes” at a Fashion Week party.
God. She thinks she’s an expert because she snagged a dude.
Wow, right up their with wack-a-donuts crazy eyes Ramona Singer and recently canceled show having Vinny something or another from that show Snooki was on. Whewwwww hoooo! Celebrity!
So funny she wasn’t even mentioned in the story. I bet that killed her.
sort of OT, but why is it when he puts his arm around her, it always looks like he’s copping a feel of her boob?
Maybe he has a chicken cutlet fetish.
SO HUNGRY
Maybe she keeps his balls in her bra.
Presented without comment:
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
I just got @TimothySykes to download @Uber & @Taskrabbit. Expect those companies to show dramatic profit increases in the next month.
Says the woman with no job.
How much do you want to bet Devin Stetler will be Miss Pennystock… I mean, trading penny stocks in 1, 2, 3…
How fuck will their profits increase? She’s such a dumbass.
Hmmm … D0nkey has shilled for both Uber & Taskrabbit … does she have some long-term vested interest in them, & if so, wouldn’t her comment be considered manipulating &/or disingenuous?
#SheWasInside(r)Trading
#SheWasInside(r)Trading
DEAD.
It’s probably safe to surmise that something is a-hoof.
She keeps bragging about her association with this asshole and I’m gonna guess 95% of people truly don’t know who he is, and don’t give a shit, and I’m sure he is an asshole grifter anyway.
It never ends.
Its remarkable how much she’s starting to look like her dead grandmother. It’s spooky.
I think it’s the heavy makeup and botox that gives Julia a corpse-like appearance.
(couldn’t resist, sssf)
Wow.
Daddy! Where have you been?
There, there, Daddy, this will cheer you up, no?
So sorry so fat! Look at those dead eyes! And Lord girl, get someone with some talent to tend to those eye brows. They’re not looking… very expensive.
Is this before she had new teefs put in? They look like you could screen drive-in movies on them in WWHL.
LOL, perfection. Sorry I posted her busted faced so close to bedtime.
Is it just me, or is that smile really odd? Can’t she just smile naturally?