Yup, I’m sure Lena Dunham is going to drop everything as she basks in her hometown on the 9/11 anniversary to hang out with this weirdo at Fashion Week. And I’m sure Carole Radziwill is delighted that this skirt-pulling toolbag thinks she looks hot in her leather pants.
I’ll grant her this, however — the face bloat seems to be under control in this photo. Maybe she’s actually sleeping?
p.s. Nice shoes.
What is with those hideous shoes? Am I on glue or are those not the same ones she pulls out for every “fancy” event she crashes?
The white clompers have appeared at the deballage and the weird Burning Man wedding so far this summer, yeah.
The white clompers must go.
They are hideous. So tacky, so nasty, and uh– Labor Day is long over. Taboo for wearing ugly white shoes, someone should Serial Mom her ass in a courthouse bathroom.
For someone with a six figure salary, you think she’d be able to buy at least a few different pair of slutty stilettos from Shoedazzle or something. You get your own personal stylist, Donk! And it’s run by one of your role models, Kim K!
She was really trying to get her Kardashian on in those shill photos for the JValentine tutu grift.
The unknown Kardashian sister: Kunty!
Thank god this bish doesn’t have a Kris Jenner in her life.
I think it’s actually Klumpy Kardashian.
Serial Mom <333 (first thing I thought of myself)
Her face seemed less melty and muppety in the food truck picture, too. She’s still nowhere as pretty as she used to be. Does botex “settle” like with other plastic surgery?
I think it was the fillers more than the Botox that was causing her the horrible face bloat. Or bulimia, which someone tipped us was the case — however, I believe that tipster was Donkey herself, wanting us to stop saying mean things about her face because OMG SHE HAS AN ILLNESS JUST LIKE CELIAC OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!!
It’s close to midnight, and something puffy’s lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart,
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it,
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You’re paralyzed, cause this is FILLER!
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand clomps
And grizzly grifters from every camp
Are closing in to sell their scams
And though you try to run and hide
You can’t reach the shower to vom
For no jelly donut can resist
The pink princess prom
both brilliant!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
Read in the voice of Vincent Price.
Seriously? Lena Dunham tweets about the rebuilding of Manhattan on the anniversary 9/11 and Donks replies with “Come to a fashion show with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” So vile. Also, I think those stupid pink shoes might actually have been better with this dress than those stupid stripper naughty nurse hooves.
P.S. Nice pearls
Pink shoes would have been fine (and so preppy!) had she had accessories (a cuff? bracelet? watch) that had pink with green. But white hooves? After Labor Day? NGMB is rolling over.
Pink shoes would have made her look even more like a fucking watermelon than she already does in that pic.
The only point in the favor of the white shoes is they are distracting from the hideous dress and her flattened cutlets underneath.
Good point re: the 9/11 anniversary. Added it to the post — makes her Twitter stalking even grosser.
Ashton, how can we help?
Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Since I came back from Burning Man, I am a no-impact ecologically-sound envirofriendly donkey.
Instead of new dresses, I now repurpose NGMB’s home furnishings!
Take that, haters!!
OMG, it’s the same horrible dress she wore on Watch What Happens Live, only in green rather than pink.
She looks at least 50 in this photo.
THE MOTHER OF A MATRONLY WOMAN!!!!
What’s extra bonus sad is the floppy little boobies, when girls with little ones think they can go without support garments. Sadder even than the giant falsies.
This is all I have to say about this dress:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-E3UY-3jVTXE/TzdAaf50k8I/AAAAAAAABBs/bPMBrqyncdc/s1600/Sound-of-music-curtain.jpg
(I swear I tried to post it and no-work-ey)
Also, this:
Also this:
Trying again…
not watermelons, PEARS!
That Mantis is so gully.
Side effect of hanging out with her gay boyfriend– he cares about his appearance, and so wants to go to sleep earlier than 4am.
This is a good point.
Maybe these crazy kids can make it work, like Vita Sackville-West and Harold Nicolson, and be best friends in marriage and get all the sex on the side and OH WHOOPS S-W and Nicolson were brilliant and rich, not functionally derpy and unemployed.
And since he oblivious isn’t emailing other ladies, Donkey has no need to stay up and snoop through his email.
Grindr account, on the other hand…
I doubt Julia even knows what Grindr is. She’s always struck me as one of those self-professed fag hags who loves teh gays for their shopping/accessorising abilities, but god forbid they be real people with real sexual desires, because MEN HAVING SEX IS GROSS.
Maybe her face looks less bloated, but the angle of that picture makes her head from mullet-crown to chin(job) appear to be about the same length as her legs from her “elephant” knees to the toes of her white plastic hooker hooves.
Oh Greg, the people tweeting compliments back to her today are putting me on the floor. Even my roommate is getting into this donkey shitshow now. (She works in fashion and can’t even the donkey.)
These people are stupid. Don’t feed the donkey!!
OT, but I’m doing some self-improvement right now. It’s the season of change, I guess. Almost everyone I know is on a PMA kick, and so am I. Broke up with my live-in BF of 4 years, looking for a new place to live in the Bay, and am trying my best to channel my anxiety and sadness into something good and useful. Been talking to a therapist and have been practicing meditation on my own.
Bringing this up because my friend recommended that I take the Myers-Briggs personality test, and it was amazingly accurate. As an ENFJ, I put other people’s needs above my own, and this quality has been taken advantage of by some of the JA’s formerly in my life.
When I was taking the test, I wondered what JA’s personality type was, and then I wondered if any of the cat ladies had ever taken the test in the role of JA. It would be interesting to answer the questions as a truthful Donkey (something a Donkey would probably never do).
Just a little fun for us armchair psychiatrists.
http://www.personalitypage.com/ENFJ.html
http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp
Just reading the comments here I’m guessing I’m not the only ENFJ here whose kindness and trust was misused by donkeys of all stripes.
One of the reasons I like this site is to vent. Vent about sociopaths who are emotional vampires and suck the money and life out of others.
You say you moved to the Bay? SF? I thought you were in NY.
I’ve been in SF for the past four years, originally I’m from Philly. No family out here, but thank Gregory House I have a job and a decent network of friends to help me get through it.
And yes, I love all the like-minded, intelligent cat ladies and gents here. I feel at home with yous
Cheer up, emo kid. I’m an INFJ, we’re pretty much the rarest of the rare compared to everyone else. Plus you have the E type making you pretty much a superhero with the benefits of xNFJ superpowers. Look past the getting used aspect, its unfortunate it’s part of your struggle to balance. With that you get the benefits of superior creativity, of writing, communicating and rallying others. Don’t shortsell that. Other ENFJs are Steve Jobs and Obama. Good luck.
Julia Allison is probably ESFP.
I am also INFJ (to a fault) and think your call on Donk is spot-on.
M or F? It’s rare enough when I bump into infjs but I’ve yet met a male infj like me.
ESFPs are fun to be around but fun and beauty masks the ugliness easier.
If the ESFP has not developed their Thinking side by giving consideration to rational thought processing, they tend to become over-indulgent, and place more importance on immediate sensation and gratification than on their duties and obligations. They may also avoid looking at long-term consequences of their actions.
Sounds like our Donkey!
F.
I just took it and I’m INFJ, too. Is this a theme amongst jelluz haterz?
INFJ here too!
Ditto. INFJ too.
The linked test says I’m a Slight I, Strong N, and a Moderate F & J.
Have we hit onto a pattern here?
One more INFJ here.
Another INFJ here.
I am too!! Weird.
For one percent of the population, there seems to be a huge concentration of you introverted darlings here.
Sheepishly delurking, I’m an INFJ too. Interesting. I wonder what percentage of basement dwellers share that type.
INFJ also.
I’ve been an INFJ since High School…me and Mother Theresa… two peas in a pod
This is really weird because the person in my life who most closely resembles Julia Allison brags incessantly about being an INFJ and how only 2% of the population is, etc. etc. I strongly doubt her.
INFJ!
Although a few of the questions seemed situation-specific, like mostly I’d do A, but now and then I might do B. Did anyone else feel that way?
Yes.
These polls always strike me as moronic, because there is no one way to do everything. Sometimes precedent is useful. Sometimes a new approach is necessary. Sometimes I enjoy long solitary walks. Sometimes I enjoy large parties. Sometimes my desk is very tidy and orderly. Sometimes my desk is a mess. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don’t.
#vestpocketpigeonholingFAIL
I’m INTJ, which would make Donkey and me polar opposites LOL.
Me too!
<3 Thank you, bunny. I've been channeling my emo kid because I'm still in the wallowing phase (listening to a lot of Weezer, Rentals, Elliott Smith), but I think the self-reflection and the turning of a new leaf is helping me in ways I didn't imagine. I needed this.
Welcome to surviving the 20′s.
LOL, I’ll keep my chin up.
Music always helped me, too. Cursive’s album Domestica is all about the singer’s divorce. It’s perfect for situations like this: emotional, sad, angry, haunting, hopeful, etc. And their labelmate Bright Eyes is always good for lots of emo moments. *hugs*
Yes, lots and lots of Bright Eyes– Fevers and Mirrors in particular. I will check out Domestica, thank you!
I was just listening to Weezer this morning. Love me some Rivers Cuomo.
I took the test and I’m ISTJ. I don’t know what that means.
Me tooooo. Except I prefer Rivers Cuomo when he’s making music with Matt Sharp.
You just need a shelf full of self help books (remember to underline and highlight them profusely) and a round of Botox and Restylane, and you’ll be just fine. Works for Donk.
LOL. This.
LOL, if I learned anything from reading here, it’s: look at what Donkl (typo, I like it) does and do the exact opposite.
A friend of mine recommended a type of self-help book to me and I kinda wanna read it, but when she first mentioned it I immediately thought of Donk. Oh well.
if it’s “The feeling better handbook” give it a try.
I’m an ESFJ, no hating.
Evidently I’m a CUNT.
(didn’t take the test–it’s written on the bathroom wall at work.)
o hay gwurl enfp hurr
I just took it and I’m also ENFJ.
What does it mean?!
It means we rock the party and dance like Elaine from Seinfeld
I forget what I am, took it a long time ago. But I am someone who adores Nurse Ratchet- hugs to you, dear.
*hugs*
Thank you sweets, the adoration is mutual
*mwah!* to you, NR!
I am ESFJ and have no idea what it means either.
It sounds like you’re a radio station with a lot of Phil Collins on the playlist.
Those pearls have long needed to be retired – her “looks” from her “years” of faux FW “coverage” are interchangeable give a red pelt or two.
Radziwill feeds the Donkey’s ego:
@JuliaAllison Hi!!! So great to meet you. You looked tres chic. Lets have a real lunch one day. Xx
This is what our little Donkey craves. Any acknowledgement of her existence, no matter how slight, by anyone who can be considered to have even an iota of fame, keeps the Julia Allison fame whoring machine fueled for yet another year or five new faces, whichever comes first.
Julia announced on Andy that she would “go lesbian” for Carole Radziwell. so many things wrong with that, but it’s telling that that the low level of maturity and self-awareness and huge desperation in Julia makes her say absolutely stupid, inane stuff like that in public. she could have said something like “I respect Radziwell and her writing and would love to meet her” – instead she blurts out she would “Go lesbian” for her. Klassy.
Nooooooo!!! Carole, don’t do it.
I can’t believe Carole tweeted her back. Must be a Bravo sisterhood thing?
OT, but I was watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon last weekend, and there was an episode where Phaedra Parks was looking at a pair of sequined short-shorts. Phaedra said: “I’m built like a donkey, and donkeys shouldn’t wear shorts. Donkeys should cover themselves up with pants and long skirts.”
Donkey booty.
Is she still trying to do the preppy thing?
Get a Milly dress, add a Rebecca Minkoff bag, and get some generic ass Tory Burch shoes. Lose the cheap jewelry and dig through NGMB’$ jewelry box for a pair of diamond studs. Cut your hair.
That’s not especially fashion forward, but it beats this Canal Street Blair Waldorf shit.
She has to wear Allison Parris because who else except Yandy.com falls for her grift anymore?
Yo, Allison Parris, you would be better off comping dresses to that lady who says she’ll watch your bags in the Penn Station restroom. She has a nicer personality and more street cred.
WERD. I think it’s due to some weird Bravo/PR connection between the two. But man, sometimes NO PR is better than…whatever this is.
This photo is a perfect illustration of “Styling Matters.” The dress is preppy-pretty, not my taste, but inoffensive. Donk is doing it NO favors by donning her best white clomp hoofers and pageant hair. Pulling together THAT ensemble in a 2013 NYFW is both tragic and unforgivable.
and she wore this exact same dress in pink for the miss advised viewing party hosted by intrepid girl reporter kristin thorne in july (same day as the WWHL appearance)
if you want to see some fun (100% not fauxtochopped) images of donkey, especially around fashion week, just search for her on getty images.
here is she giving MAJAH FACE BEAUTY FACE with sklarge in 07.
The way she thrusts those falsies is like a summary of her life.
Wow. That was the height of her attractiveness. Doesn’t even look like the same person now.
The tit thrusting!!!! So embarrassed for her, what a loser. God, she used to be so pretty!
Gahhhhh! If you look at her in the white dress and then scroll up it is SHOCKING how busted she is – not even the same person.
tube top and a shower curtain
OMGreg, those knees … OUCH!
Wow, you really ARE a Professor of Donkology!
HER HEAD IS GIGANTIC
Oh my God, Cuntia Cunterson has a planet-sized, UGLY, head.
Her transformation to Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker seems to be proceeding nicely.
She’s so fucking boring. Not even her cray is entertaining anymore.
we always say this right before she ramps up the cray to a new level. consider it reruns before the season premiere.
I know, and *I* have often been the one saying, “Just wait! It’s going to get hilariously nutso any minute now!” But at this point, she’s beyond pathetic and my enthusiasm for the cray has waned. I can’t explain it and I sort of hope I’m wrong, but all I can see is more of the same, except less remarkable now that we’ve seen the depths of her cuntitude.
You may be right, but this is someone who has completely run out of options socially romantically and professionally once Goat Soap flees.
I think we’re nearing breakdown territory AKA KARMA
From your mouth to Ceiling Cat’s ears!
Betsey Johnson was on my The Wendy Williams Show today and was delightful and is handling the restructuring with aplomb,wit, and grace. It’s amazingly how “off” Julia is from Johnson’s youthful spirit and sensibilities. The 70 year old designer still does cartwheels and Julia just clomps. (I know there was a Betsey Johnson thread in the last post but I’m on iPhone)
Hey, remember when Julie Albertson “invited” Snooki to attend her birthcray party? Good times.
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
In beige (Blush? Taupe?) @AllisonParrisNY strapless headed to Betsey Johnson showroom to pick up something for tonight!
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
Annnnd the @xoBetseyJohnson showroom is shut down (the whole bankruptcy thing). Plan B!
Hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha!
She didn’t even know Bets is out of business. What a fashion expert she is!
what a rube. (also, she NEVER reads here)
so sausagey in that dress. jacy, do you still think the face bloat is gone?
god she is dumb.
It sounds like she didn’t have anything arranged and was going to clomp into the showroom and demand a dress.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Oh, I die forever. Forever.
Christ on a crutch eating cucumbers. I don’t know the first thing about fashion and *I* knew that..
So she just thought she’d waltz in there because she’s such a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE and get an outfit????
I love that none of her 128,000 (bought and paid for) Twitter followers would loan her a dress.
Tacky donkey is tacky.
Correction: bought but NOT paid for, of course
PS
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
I just bought two new tiaras (from Cinderella Club, of all places!) for @xoBetseyJohnson’s final show. It seemed fitting. #NYFW
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At least she admitted that she bought them with real money. Still, it’s pretty sad that with all the economic shit underserving people have to deal with, this Bi broadcasted that she purchased not one but TWO new tiaras. I mean, some people can’t even afford ONE tiara, so now she’s just being greedy.
Manager Steve Grossman must be ecstatic.
I have never even heard of Cinderella Club.
Annnnnd you just don’t crusise by the showroom. You have to be invited and since she’s a nobody she would have had to swing by weeks ago. The depths of her stupidity never cease to amaze me.
Right???
And she’s too fat for a last-minute showroom sample size pick up.
There is no showroom anyway.
She did get comped dresses from Betsey Johnson in the past. Also Tracy Reese (black and white tweed shift from last year) and of course Allison Parris (last year and this dumbass green couch cover and the pink sibling she wore on “Watch What Happens Live”).
I have no idea why anyone would give her a plugged nickel.
Wait, did she seriously think that “blush” is a synonym for beige? And she’s a so-called fashion “correspondent?” Jeez, that’s embarrassing.
I can never hear the color “blush” without thinking of Steel Magnolias.
Shelby:”My colors are blush and bashful.”
M’Lynn: “Your colors are pink and pink.”
She just can’t stand that it’s not omgpink.
Even I knew BJ was done giving head.
what a bitchy thing to say. whatever happened to those ballgown bling photos, anyway?
@_FromMeToYou – Go girl!! You’ve come a long way from me giving you my extra fashion week tickets!!!
I know I shouldn’t be surprised by her cuntiness. But I am. Every time.
I bet this is a cunty payback tweet because @frommetoyou refused to go crazy with the photoshop. So Julie hated the pix.
But bunny, Beck owes her career to Julia, just like Lena Dunham would need Julia’s help for tickets to FW.
I was just coming here to post this.
Look, Donks, just because you managed to grift a free session from an up-and-comer doesn’t mean she owes you anything.
I like how Beck pointedly ignored that tweet.
i was coming here to post this too! what a fucking bitch. taking credit for someone else’s success YET AGAIN. i remember when she did the same thing to lodwick’s little brother by essentially taking credit for his (very successful) modeling career by saying she brought him to fashion week when he had first moved to NYC. cunt.
Her freakishly long arm is scaring the hell out of me!!
She looks pregnant in the top pic.
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
I just bought two new tiaras (from Cinderella Club, of all places!) for @xoBetseyJohnson’s final show. It seemed fitting. #NYFW 20m
UGh I just can’t any more with this bitch and her obnoxious tiara thing, that she thinks is just so fucking adorable of her. No, it’s immature, costumey, bespeaks an immense pretension on your part, makes you look like a loon and a dick. Will she ever grow the fuck up? Wait, don’t answer that.
Man up Derek Stetler, man up.
Devin Stetler – god, this guy is not even memorable and she says his name 7.000 times a day!
Jumanji Alcatraz Beetlejuice and Doritos Soliloquy, such a
lovelyforgettable coupleIt’s an understandable confusion, since he seems to be an alumnus of the Center for Kids Who Can’t Read Good.
If Donkey writes a how-to book like her Miss Advised costards (typo & it stays), here’s the title:
Being Princess Kate: fake it until you make it
“My imaginary tiara goes with everything.”
It was cute on my daughter when she was five years old.
Exactly. My 8 year old niece has been over that pretty-princess stuff for ages. And here’s a 32 year old woman who thinks wearing some cheap tiara to NYFW is the coolest thing. Mental.
It isn’t Betsey Johnson’s final show, dumbass. She’s got a new line for Steve Madden starting this very season.
Betsey Johnson has never been into tiaras. flouncey, flirty skirts (on the chicas who can pull it off without a pull), yes. Tiaras, no. Don’t get the logic.
Love how Donkey alienates and repulses people at an even greater rate during Fashion Week than she does during the rest of the year. Teh famewhoritude, bray volume, and propensity to (try to) use people all get bumped up to 11 during NYFW.
Amusing how transparent it was that Donkey wanted Lena Dunham on her arm as a hot new accessory, not as a fucking human being.
Seems to me that many of the people who know Julia and express their loathing of her online learned their hatred at Fashion Week. Is it me, or would it be much better for her “career” if she stayed home?
do we have any Hairologists here? Does Julie
have plugs/extensions/plastic pelts these days?
I can’t tell. And, I’m genuinely curious!
She is on the Z-List Red Carpet, I’ve only heard of OK! behind her picture and they’ve got nothing to do with fashion. She’s too stupid to be embarrassed.
Yikes.
More pix at Getty Images:
http://tinyurl.com/9rkm3bt
Aw-Ful
She looks like she gained 30 pounds since BM… what happened????
She’s “ironically” “quoting” Fat Betty Francis from Mad Men here. Clearly!
(ps. I am not one to bodysnark, even about A Donkey. I will say she looks Large and Not In Charge Of Her Faculties here, though.)
This gave me a ho ho chortle.
Allison Parris does herself no favors here. Also, does the person who swore up and down that we are lunatics for saying Donkey photochops her photos want to eat some crow now?
She’s back on solids-her coke diet ended after BM clearly.
I do think the Donkey meds are part of it. Bet she really knocked back the Adderall and diuretics before Burning Ma’am.
not exactly pretty.
There are also a few current FW pix posted at:
http://www.patrickmcmullan.com/site/search.aspx?t=person&s=julia%20allison
Anyone have an account who can post the full size image here? There is one of her and the Devster that I want to see.
Oh, lord, Twinkerballs is totally “goat caught in the headlights” there!
God, he’s doing the Derek Zoolander face again. What a tool.
I bet he’s hoping to be discovered.
Yeah, discovered dancing to “One Direction” songs in the shower with his boyfriend.
Never stop Eyeroller, NEVAH!
Aaaaaannnddd the stupid black Chanel tote has made a special guest appearance.
We need to see that 2nd one in full size. It’s a good one I can tell!
I love the fauxto on there from last year where she is “interviewing” some guy and she has Serious Reporter Face™ on. You know she’s not listening to him, either. Just getting ready to talk again.
You know she’s not listening to him, either. Just getting ready to talk again.
so true…
This dress is not good in general and specifically not good for someone with a “pear” figure.
I was thining the same exact thing. Who even looks good in these dresses? Someone tall with no curves? Terrible cut and fit for someone like her… and don’t even get me started on the wide stance and posing.
*Thinking not thinning.
I love it when she gets high on her own scheme juices and thinks she’s all that. When in reality, she’s running around looking like Miss Piggy.
So true. Tracy from Jerseylicious is reminding me of donkey how she poses and acts like she’s the shit when it’s like no, honey, you’re on a little watched reality show. She also takes pics looking like Miss Piggy and tweets incessantly only about herself.
she looks so big especially in the waist. WHERE IS CAMERA MAN JIM ZUNT??? WHERE IS THE STOLEN MIKE PLAG????? I’m guessing she feared she’d be called out in front of her gay boyfriend and busted that she doesn’t really cover fashion week for anyone..
Looks like your typical midwest debutante who’s gained the freshman 15.
Wow, nevermind what I said about her face looking better.
did she borrow that from russian girl? will she start yodeling next?
She’s certainly mastered the goat-bothering skills.
Carol Burnett wore the same dress here
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can someone please tell her that the full dress looks HORRIBLE on her. FFS!
http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/151801548-julia-allison-attends-the-falguni-shane-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7Qf3Zo%2bZvKEOfr1Wt3Dt3VpqW79DrMVX91BLBkO7dnpT%2fg6%2bsPuQmkgf1f1XvVZXsbw%3d%3d
*Sausage curls = check!
*Black Chanel tote = check!
*Full skirt = check!
*Faux YSLs = check!
*Big, tacky necklace= check!
*Stupid ‘statement’ ring = check!
*Makeup gun set to tranny = check!
*Hand on hip pose = check!
*Smug look on face = check!
*Head filled with weasels and scheme juices = checkity check!
Another toilet paper cozy dress.
OMG that’s exactly what I thought she looked like when I saw her in that green tarp. Toilet paper doll takes me back-thanks for posting;)
The stupid smirk looks even worst on her.
She’s certainly regressed from grifting free Dolce & Gabbana dresses for invites to Vogue parties like this a few years ago:
To current day, where she’s tweeting that she’s on her way over to an abandoned showroom to beg for an imaginary dress and snapping pics of herself in another GD party dress!!! In the color “brayge” to boot:
Just because your outfit is the color of morning dung from a breast fed baby, that doesn’t give you the right to “amp it up” by painting your cow mouth and clown face with so much orange and red that it resembles a fire engine, crashed on the side of the road and is now, itself, on fire.
She sure was pretty with her 2007 mask on; she should’ve saved that one. Oh well. I guess it’s a free country, and you can buttfuck your face with your own personal Dr. Bobby human dildo if you like. Besides, beauty is in the eye of the brayholder, so Amen and Glory Be, now pump the volume up on that mug even more Donkey because I won’t rest until I see the great and powerful Wizard of Oz mount your face and ride it back home to Kansas like the hot air balloon it is.
Have a nice fashion week everyone!
Yup! And I think we’ve seen that giant necklace for several seasons. Jewelry bridges burned…
I knew I hated that necklace and dress style from somewhere before. FOUND IT!
with cutlets and wiyhout compare and contrast
not sure which is funnier: the shlumpy fake boobies down to the knees or the shlumpy no-boobies
Awesome: “… the color of morning dung from a breast fed baby.”
I thought you might like that one Jacy.
I cannot wait to tell someone to go buttfuck their own face.
I am SO SICK of that goddamn rangajalanakanahana statement jewelry. IT’S BEEN FIVE SEASONS OF THAT STOP. Holy crap. Watch one actual red carpet event, see how NO ONE wears 7 levels of clown jewelry, and just copy them! It’s not that hard!
I bet she smells like so much perfume.
She honest to god looks like a complete lunatic now. She went from smugly attractive to just…whatever the fuck that is now. Why? Is her mouth? getting bigger??? Did she have new teeth installed?
I am convinced she had new teefs installed. See WWHL for confirmation.
More is lost in translation on that face…
Watching Donkey’s face is like watching a monkey in a gimp suit trying to translate the Dead Sea Scrolls from Pig Latin back into it’s original Hebrew text all on a single papyrus sticky note oh– and no pen.
omg her FACE. HER FACE. WHAT IS THAT EVEN. I’m going to have nightmares. One of my college roommates used to work as a clown and even in full clown getup she never looked so scary.
Also, even if you do statement, you do not do statement ring AND necklace AND earrings. Good Greg.
She makes a statement all right: “.”.
oh jesus, mary and joseph and all that saints that ever were and ever will be!! somebody hold me!
Oh, my god. She definitely got bigger horse teeth. I didn’t even know it was humanly possible to apply that much makeup. The lipstick cheeks eyeshadow are all clashing colors of pink. Awful.
WHOA! Make-up gun set to Tranny Whore, indeed.
enormous now; not just raft ass but an entire barge
Looks like she lost her NBC mic privileges.
And backstage/designer access as well. Did she mention who she is “covering” FW for this season? Fake twitter followers and Afghani FB fans again? Really? Guess if you have nothing else to do, spending a week in NY couch surfing and attending fashion shows (front row only!!) isn’t the worst way to avoid responsibility. Where’s Lilly? Oh right. Extended stay in Chitown. Lucky pup … for now.
dead!!!!
you know what would make lol even harder? if you could make her legs kick back & forth, like she was dancing.
Ha. Normally I’d be “challenge accepted”, but I didn’t save the layers so it would be a major pain and I got to bedz. Next time.
Here, have a percocet. Maybe you’ll feel refreshed enough tomorrow to take on the challenge? Love you!
Because I love y’all … working on it between desk errands … will have something a bit later …
OMG. I am so excited, I can hardly wait.
make *me* lol
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!! PERFECTION!
Genius-as always!
SLAYED FOR LIFE!
So perfect!
Ok, just laughed out loud at an airport lounge! Awesome!
Ugh making FW all about her as per usual. Are you covering it dipshit, or just attending/taking red carpet photos of yourself/browbeating photographers to pretend to take paparazzi shots of you?
That dress is hideous and smashes her breasts. Lose the damn pearls. Why, why why does she wear the same recycled horrible dresses to every FW? Oh right, she has no style. Defaulting to a vintage-y A-line silouette (sp? I’m tired) because you aren’t creative, stylish, or rich enough to hire a stylist…it’s so tired already.
Also her head is too large for her body. That is all.
I didn’t know NYFW was a public event.
Does she have any clothing that can be layered or changed up in any way? A basic wardrobe of classic staples that she could build up over the years? All I see is a bunch of solid color, one-off dresses with nearly identical silhouettes. Her suitcase must be almost as big as her brain bucket.
Heaven is a bonfire of high-waisted bubble dresses.
It really is the best-est time of year. We got all the Burning Man cray. Now it’s Fashion Week. Then Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s and BDay!
Oh, PLEASE BABY JESUS: give us a WEDDING. Jacy has been asking for YEARS. I think it’s time she got her wish.
Gummy Smile Gay Face in full effect! Huzzah!!!!
I see that face and I’m just amazed he’s not wearing a tear-away “cop” uniform.
Yes, he looks very much like a low rent stripper with a thyroid problem.
What, exactly, makes them prom-themed? That she crowned herself prom queen? Or because, just like her real prom, her date is platonic.
LOL!!!!
They showed up at the event halfway out the sunroof of a white limo blasted out of their minds on frozen alco-pops?
Jesus H. Christ. He is WILLINGLY wearing matching pink accessories? Stop it, Devin! You are so embarrassing.
He looks like he could be Julia Price’s twin brother here, no?
How does she always get photos taken of her from that high of an angle? Is she carrying around a step stool for the photographers?
After seeing her unfauxtochopped in those bizarro wedding photos I really can’t understand how she ever pulls off looking halfway decent in a picture. (Plus, I finally understand the “raft ass” comments. Just unbelievable)
He is so creepy-looking close up. Crazy eyes.
Um, adorable? These layabouts are in their 30s!
is there some kind of condition that causes you to regress mentally? like alzheimer’s, but for 31-year-olds? her vocabulary seems to be shrinking. eventually she’ll turn into a handicapped person whose only physical ability is to pose with legs crossed, hand on hip, and her only verbal output will be “PROOOMMM!”
Flowers for Algerprom up in hurr.
“The theme of our wedding is…PROM!”
CROWN CROWN, ALL CROWNS TO GREG.
Aw thanks! You guys are daunting, always bringing the funny.
SO let’s count the pink things that don’t fucking match – ALL HER MAKEUP, shoes, belt, his stupid ass bowtie, her shoes…fuck I give up.
She really thinks this is cute. She is very sorely mistaken. “PROMMMM!” Is so embarrassing, so not funny. I am achingly embarassed on her behalf.
Come on, what man… what real man would ever let a woman emasculate him like this???? So embarrassed for this (wo)man.
Devin Stetler! Stop being such a freak!
I know! His gay ass is giving me a bad case of the Cankleshausen.
LOL I love that we all use his full name here, so his google results are forever tethered to his beloved donkey.
Devin Stetler. Penis enlargement pills.
You know I once felt bad for Devin Stetler because I thought, maybe Devin Stetler doesn’t know any better. Then Devin Stetler took a week off to pose like a gay hustler at Burning Man, now Devin Stetler is taking another week off to play My First Gummy Smile Ken doll to a America’s Favorite Second Date Blow Job Queen.
Devin Stetler knows how crazy a Donkey is. Devin Stetler watched all of Miss Advised #ad. Now I don’t feel bad for Devin Stetler at all! Also, Devin Stetler .
Lulz.
Needs more Devin Stetler!
Why does she keep saying “final collection”? Good luck grifting from Betsey Johnson for Steve Madden if anyone there has the Google, Julie.
His smile seems to be saying “All work and no play make Goatsers a dull boy.” Pretty sure there’s “REDRUM” written on some mirrors around there.
Why does she do that pose? Why?? WHY???
I think her spine is permanently warped now. Also, wonky cleavage, yee gods!
yeah! WHAT the fuck is up with her left cleavage/armpit/shoulder area?? what is that? I am both horrified and legitimately curious.
Look at her right waist where the belt sits. That skirt placement from behind makes no sense. This is definitely a fauxtochop job.
what happened to the “perfectly symmetrical breasts”?!?!?!
Is she wearing a Bump It???
AND a tiara. Steven Grossman told her not to do it and she did it anyway.
Her hair looks like it has not been watched since 1984.
#GREASY
Hee hee. Watched or washed.
Haha, both!!! #wine
#fuckyeahwine
I bet she pets and adjusts that limp hank of yucky old yak hair nonstop.
It does look like yak hair in that photo, or at least what I imagine yak hair to look like after a particularly bad winter on the Central Asian steppes.
Is she wearing a grifted dress? In her panicked call out for free dresses yesterday someone replied they had a polka dot one.
Allison Parris, apparently, dumbest person alive, believes that a Donkey indeed has 128,000 Twitter friends. Poor dear. 90% of them are fake.
Allison Parris
“More #NYFW photos of @juliaallison looking damn adorable in our dresses – this time at the Betsy Johnson show” (from FB)
I guess we have our answer. Grifted from Allison Parris. Big shocker.
I honestly don’t understand why anyone still gives this hustler anything for free? Must be nice. Buy a bunch of fake twitter followers and FB Fans in the ‘Stans = get free shit.
Spending $2k on a trip to ny and get a $300 dress for free. That is not winning math.
Exactly. And at this point it does not even seem fun or glamorous. Does she even still pretend to do her make believe job of “covering” fashion week? Aside from dancing on Betsy Johnson’s non-existent grave?
I think she’s deluded herself into believing she is now a celebrity since appearing on OMGBravo.
Her eyes look dead…like there is no soul behind them.
There isn’t.
Awww, she matched her cummerbund with her shoes! How adorable and fashion forward of her.
this picture defines “Hot Tranny Mess”.
got a bad case of morning cankleshausen right now.
Crazy ass tiara, bling pink heart-shaped earrings, bling bracelet, bling necklace, bling ring, pink belt, pink shoes.
I just can.not. with this creature. Step the fuck away from the costume warehouse. (So much for “Please don’t.”)
Fuck me. Ya, pass the ointment.
This may have been said a billion times and I am actually working a job so pardon me but, jesus snoggin christ, she is wearing a bracelet, ring, necklace, earrings AND FUCKING TIARA. She is such a complete fucking fashion overkill failure. I cannot.
that’s not a poofy skirt floating in the breeze, that’s a shrink wrap over an enormous protuberance
I am now beyond convinced that Devin “Lillydude” Stetler is the one. Proposal at Christmas, prom-themed wedding in early May at the OMG University Club. Mark your calendars.
Me too, this is it you guys!
Don’t tease. I’d take off from work and school to watch the fucking insanity. I am getting giddy just thinking about it.
It would be just like when Betsy married Steve Andropolous on “As The World Turns,” and my entire extended family met at my grandmother’s house because it was the best day of her life. We left work and school and everything. I would demand the same. I’ve waited YEARS for this wedding.
I’ll drive to your Gret Stet and we can watch and sob together.
It would be better than any soap wedding in the history of make believe.
Oh my god, that is the event that got me into soap operas when I was in the 6th grade. I will never forget that wedding.
I also had a babysitter who locked my 4-year-old ass in the backyard in the fall of ’79 so she and her gay boyfriend could watch this happen on my parent’s living room TV:
I love you all, and I think I have a little something in my eye.
You just know she is pitching this to Bravo so she can grift the wedding and honeymoon. She thinks she can convince them she’s Bethenny Frankel redux.
BINGO (wings)!
She’s more like a low-rent Kim Zolciak. And she’ll definitely be ‘tardy for the wedding.
Maybe Bridezillas will take her on! I would watch the shit out of that episode!
OMG YES!!!
“Lillydude” is such a great name for him. Except now I can’t stop singing “dude looks like a LIL-LAY”.
Oh great, now that’s stuck in my head. Bom Bop, Bom-Bom Bop.
1. My lord is she fucking ugly.
2. I think this point needs to be emphasized a bit more. She is “covering” fashion week on her twitter feed and FB page. “Covering” fashion week.
3. I was convinced these two really did care about each other and were made for each other. I now believe this is a business arrangement of some kind.
4. She has fallen so far its astounding. Doesn’t it make you feel just a bit good about karma?
karma often wins. almost always.
What failing enterprises.
Crashers warned to stay away from Katie Holmes’ fashion show this means you Donkey
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/katie_bar_the_door_s8WgWR1cH5mEw7v7eF82EO#ixzz26GQF4LQJ
This reminded me of the Donkey for obvious reason.
http://deadspin.com/5942470/drunk-911-hippie-girl-pays-tribute-with-body-paint-foam-finger
This entire thread is one big “You rang?” for dear Malformed Face.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, helloooooooo!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
Love, especially how you even choreographed a little funky chicken into it.
Inspired by your green chair ER.
SO. GOOD.
Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
God, I love this place.
you took the words right out of my gaping maw
holy shit, the kitty on the podium!!!!!!!
A triumph!
Quality! I can’t stop looking at it.
Won’t you take me to crazy town!?
This made my morning.
SOS, sending you love and light!
HUG ATTACK! Consider yourself smothered with kisses and Aspen tulips!
best.thing.ever.
My desk errands are preventing me from keeping up with all the commentary so forgive if this has been mentioned. It appears that she is not even pretending to cover FW this time around (and in truth, she hasn’t officially covered it for any legitimate reason for at least three seasons) and is instead attending because she is a Bravo-lebrity. Also explains how she gets tickets.
I remember a couple of season ago, seeing someone in the front row being photographed before a show started (one of the lesser shows, like what Julia attends) and I hadn’t a fucking clue who the person was. No memory of seeing her mug in any of the trash magazines I flip through when I get my nails done. I was with people who work in fucking PR and THEY had no clue who she was. Turns out she was some D-list reality show person whose name I immediately forgot, from a reality show I immediately forgot, she was so insignificant. I’m certain that Julia has been and will ride on the Bravo name as much as she possibly can for purposes like this, even though nobody watched her shitshow and she came off as a sad, unlikable moron and even though she fell out of the fashion victim tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down.
I am ashamed that I know it was Jill Zarin from RHONY at the Zang Toi show.
Ok this picture of her that someone tweeted is TOO MUCH: http://pinterest.com/pin/278730664408849144/
Not paying attention
HER LEGS ARE HUGE. She looks 100 pounds fatter than at Burning Man
And when did Suri Cruise become a FW runway model??
This dress isn’t pink, so of course, she’s not paying attention.
Jesus her legs are gigantic!
Putting aside the obnoxiousness of texting instead of paying attention to the show, she actually looks ok here. Probably because she’s relaxed instead of wildly contorting or mid-bray.
also, hair pulled back and little black dress is not atrocious.
Very nicely put….
Can someone find that video of Julie explaining her patented GRIFTER Fashion Week-Crashing Technique.
“Just clomp to the front row and claim a seat. Just barrel thru any PR girls clutching clipboards”
It’s sad (and worrisome) that an almost 32year old finds this fashion circus (where she doesn’t belong) empowering. No honey, you aren’t a brand. Just a loser.
OT: The Donkey – Mitt Romney connection has been exposed!
(scroll to the bottom)
http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2012/09/07/fact-checking-the-claims-republican-and-democratic-conventions
A couple of random thoughts: the photos of Julesy in her heyday above, contrasted with today’s face-pocalypse, make me realize that she actually used to be quite attractive. She used to dress like a grown woman! I never noticed any physical beauty AT ALL in her before, because it was always eclipsed by her obnoxious affectations (smug face, blowing kisses with her lips looking like a puckered asshole, posing in the exact same position every fucking time, etc. to the moon and back). On another note, her Cinderella tiara business cracks me the hell up, because she can’t even get that right. The central theme of her life and she still gets it ass-backwards! Donkey, honey, Prince Charming didn’t fall in love with a princess. You’re in ugly stepsister territory, you dipshit.
The difference in Donk’s facial appearance is shocking. In five years she went from looking like Joan Rivers’ granddaughter to looking like Joan’s older cousin (no offense to Joan):
*stunned silence* *drops phone* *phone and jaw hit floor simultaneously*
THE EYES ….. WHERE DID THEY GO???
I bet you could hook up vacuum cleaner attachments to her face portal.
In the second photo, Joan is looking pretty wrecked. But Joan is 80.
And Joan has been getting ridiculous work done for decades. Donkey only started hitting it hard with the procedures 4 or 5 years ago (I am not even counting the nose jobs).
sorry, which one is Julia in the picture again?
“Face-pocalypse” LOL LOL LOL!!!
Also, wow has she become busted.
Joan looks like she smells something wounded
OMG, I read that as face-prolapse.
could be that, too. in fact it most certainly is.
JuliaAllison: @ELLEmagazine – where are you seated? I’m standing around on the runway at @RachelZoe!
Oh honey. That ship has sailed. Quit embarrassing yourself.
They’re hiding behind the fur vests and maxidresses.
And Rachel is coming to punch you with her tiny fists for calling her a “retard”.
Rachel Zoe: “Get OFF my fucking runway, RETARD.”
“It’s BAFFLING that you would even think I’d want you at my show. R-tard.”
She really has zero clue that actual famous people do not carry on like this. NO one cares about you, or likes you. I cannot even imagine what a nightmare she would be if she actually got famous one day.
Just sit the fuck down for once. Take a xanax. My god. She is exhausting.
Gawd, begging via twitter, there truly is nothing more pathetic.
I LITRALLY want you escorted out. Your ass is maje.
i know i shouldn’t be surprised that donk got it wrong, but… she got it wrong:
That moment when you take off your 4 inch heels and slip into ballet flats. Altogether now: “ahhhhh …” #NYFW http://lockerz.com/s/243743810
also, feet swole much?
Good LORD. When you have hideous fat feet like that, why would you post pix of them online? Even the foot fetishists are all, ‘Damn. That’s nasty. Put that shit away.’
Right? It’s like ALL those little piggies went to the market.
128,000 foot fetishists are now cured.
D0nkey, here’s a fashion tip for ya, courtesy of NYFW:
I hope they come in Devin Stetler’s size!
Devin Stetler would love to admire Devin Stetler in the mirror wearing those shoes that Devin Stetler would love. Also, Devin Stetler.
These are truly an amazing find.
That moment when you take off your 4 inch heels and slip into ballet flats. Altogether now: “ahhhhh …”
That moment when you take off your ballet flats, slip into a pair of fishnet stockings, and devour the contents of an entire filthy food truck. Altogether now: “buuurrrrrp…”
D0nkey’s ankle bones are buried in edema … that’s some stuff.
Yes, seriously, my dad’s ankles looked like that when he had congestive heart failure.
Julie, for realz, see a doctor. An actual doctor with a degree. Who is not named Bobby Buka.
Yep, she’s pregnant.
Ah, the tell-tale signs of insulin resistance!!! I have cankles too. I also have insulin resistance. I have to be very careful about what I eat. I’d recommend La Burra look into eliminating her gluten free goods from her menu and watch those cankles dissapear.
There’s also edema associated w/ improper nutrition (think vegan juice cleanse: adequate caloric intake but insufficient protein consumption) …
D0nkey, since you’re reading along here, look up Kwashiorkor in Wikipedia & compare the jowls of that sick child to your jowls during your Sad Clown video at NYFW circa 2009.
I always wonder about her protein intake. She seems to eat very little fish for a pescatarian. She never mentions nuts, nut milk, cheese, legumes, or tofu.
Is sperm protein?
mostly carbs. not that there is any swallowing going on.
You could also rectify this by, I don’t know, wearing sensible 3 inch heels and not walking around in hooker shoes that are most likely already destroying your back and legs. Just a thought.
She loves slapping pink bows on a 30-year-old man and dragging him around like a new purse on prom night, when what she really has on her hands is “America’s Newest Favorite 2nd Date Blowjob Queen”.
it’s like the better version of our girl teej
Do NOT understand the wide-legged pose. It’s like she thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe and she’s airing her vag (or “square-gina” according to those OMG-not-chopped BM fauxtos) over a subway grate. When in fact, she just looks like she’s trying to squat over a public toilet without touching it.
OT, but I need help!
I just finished We Need To Talk About Kevin and I am de-pressed!
But, I’m also hungry for another book. Any suggestions that won’t take parts of soul and burn them with acid?
Waiting for Sunrise by William Boyd.
Mr. Fox by Helen Oyeyemi.
I Do Not Come to You By Chance by Adoabi Tricia Nwaubani.
If you like fantasy at all, let me recommend Shades of Milk and Honey and Glamour in Glass by Mary Robinette Kowal—they’re set in a Jane Austen-esque world where magic is real, and is a parlor accomplishment for young ladies like painting or playing the piano.
Oh, and if you like early 20th century snark, the Lucia books by E. F. Benson are marvelous satires of social climbing poseurs.
Yes, I read Queen Lucia. Entertaining and fun.
Ive added your other recommendations to my wish list, Albie. Right now Im reading How Should a Person Be (just started and enjoying so far) by Sheila Heti.
love love love love love love love love almost as wodehouse
The Heti book is FASCINATING.
We should have a book club! And Julie Albertson is Lucia without the money, culture, and charm. Oh, and ability to cook.
They do both have a signature terrible pearl necklace and big teefs, though.
i hear ya…”kevin” messed me up bad! just remember that it is total fiction.
I second Waiting for Sunrise. I recommend The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach.
I just finished The Strangest Man (biography of the physicist Paul Dirac) and I’m pretty high on it. The characters are amazing, stranger and richer than most fiction, and the writing is quite accessible (essentially no equations).
Also added most things on this thread to my list.
That sounds great tl;dr. Going on the Xmas gift list for the huscat.
@JuliaAllison
Just wrapped NY Fashion Week!! I AM GOING TO PURCHASE CHOCOLATE. #NYFW
You really can’t make this shit up. I didn’t realize donkey was organizing fashion week.
… and as if it’s any consequence to anyone AT ALL if she eats some candy this week. You’re not walking the runway, dumbass!
Unless she’s talking about bombing an aisle at Whole Foods???
She was there for three days of an 8-day event, not to mention missing FNO on Sep 6. So random. (I hate the brain scramble I get when contemplating this creature for more than 6 seconds or so at a time. )
I love your name! Her eye blink thing is incredibly weird.
i think (free!) lilly is the one referred to in the name, though julie does blink an awful lot.
Oh! So sorry so fat.
My name comes from one of our commenters who was describing that first date of hers, trapped in the back of a limo while she threw her boots in his lap and started in on the date rape monologue of how she had paid for everything and he should be more into her. Now Im traumatized just remembering it all. Ew.
ah, ok, nevermind then! that was creepy.
Broadcast?
Maureen O’Connor @maureenoco: HEY NOW I’m front row and @sheilamcclear is beside me. Tried 2 bomb @JuliaAllison’s broadcast but pretty sure she’s not live. Hey Jules! <3
7:18 PM – 12 Sep 12
Wow… really? She was videotaping the whole time?
Ha! Jim Zunt lives. He and the donkey are looking good.
http://instagram.com/p/Pe1vReoF0H/
Wow, she looks really awful. Look at the bags under her eyes and the visible undergarments. #NYFWFail
Whoa. She looks like I feel/look after a 10-day hayfever attack. GET SOME SLEEP!
You could put a 2006 Julia next to current Julia in a Faces of Meth lineup and she wouldn’t stand out.
Her face be a bloated mess. Damn, girl, you looking rough AND wrecked.
Busted Donkey is busted.
OMG she looks like several miles of bad road.
Also, apparently the NBC/NY mike flag has been retired?
Ha ha ha, Donkey films are a whole page on Jim Zunt’s website. Did you know she’s covering FW for Time Out New York and TMI Weekly?
Jesus. You know, I’m surprised Donkey has never received a C&D from any of these outlets ordering her to stop falsely claiming she works for them. Actually, I guess I’m not surprised; she can get away with it because she’s v v random.
Holy MOLY.
I think that’s the worst she’s ever looked. She looks like a 50-something, 2-pack-a-day Vegas cocktail waitress.
Yes! She has the small town, gum chewing, celebrity newsweekly-reading greasy spoon diner waitress look DOWN. If she were a lot less lazy, her career could ascend to the point that she might bring cheesy skillets to your table.
Now I see the silver lining in never having been gorgeous in the first place. At least when I’m older I won’t have to look back and be all “dayum! I used to be hot … now I’m busted.”
It actually must be scary as shit for Julia to get even a day older. She knows she has no skills and her looks are long gone.
How many times did this bitch change clothes? What with grifting dresses, shopping for tiaras, and being retarded at Betsey Johnson, it’s a wonder she found time to attend any shows.
i yelped out loud when i saw that and scared my cat. yikes! the iphone covering the (nonexistent?) mic flag really reveals that she is “covering” FW for her own ego.
Faces of Meth
Dead eyes are dead… but with bags…
WHY? WHY does she continue to insist on providing such unnecessary and laughable “coverage” of FWNY? I mean, it’s not the whole event, it’s the same crummy shows over and over..AND IT DOESN’T AIR ANYWHERE!!
She gets off on bragging about attending FW, plus I’m sure she’s updating her Journalist Julia reel “in case” Bravo doesn’t want to pay for another season of her walking in circles on the beach and rolling on the floor after answering the doorbell.
Feel free to relax! The rules about answering you doorbell haven’t been codified yet!
Dead.
It airs in the “highlight reel” of Julia’s Brain. Showtime: ALL THE TIME!
They’re supposed to be grandmama’s portiers, Miss ScHAWlet, not her pool cover.
Carnegie Deli cheesecake = gluten-free? Discuss.
trying to link from her twitter…
ss, sf:
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
Instead of chocolate, @TimothySykes ordered THE MOST INSANELY DELICIOUS cheesecake from Carnegie Deli. Now I feel sick. http://lockerz.com/s/243823400
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK IF YOU HAD CELIAC YOU COULDN’T EAT THAT.
I hate you, Julie Albertson. Carnegie Deli cheesecake is one of the delicious things I will never eat again. HATE YOU
I was thinking about pointing this out, but decided to wait because I was pretty sure you’d do it better.
I am internalizing the Donkery a bit, I know.
But it was awesome the way you spit it back out. Made me lollie.
You’re allowed. Celiac is very hard to live with.
Yeah, no. The recipe (including 1 cup flour) is online:
http://www.carnegiedeli.com/recipe.php
Also, she doesn’t eat dairy.
legalese! she never said she ate any! she just watched Twinkerballs (he IS (insanely) “sexually delicious”) and Timmy smear the cheesecake all over each other, and now she feels sick! feel free to relax!
Ha! Is “feel free to relax” a quote of hers? I’ve seen it twice now.
Sorry, I’m a noob.
Yes a quote and a venerable meme:
http://rebloggingdonk.com/2011/03/01/file-that-under-spoke-too-soon/#comment-183645
“feel free to relax”: the origin
God she’s a bitch. Also that post that Scrapbooks linked with the comment … the picture at the top makes me need to shower vom. The side-eye! (WTF is that??) and her tongue licking the cake! Oh god I feel my dinner coming up. I’m going to have nightmares about her creepy tongue now.
*vom*
tongue grosses you out, huh? there’s more where that came from
I know it’s from forever ago, but how great is that post? She’s clearly the “guest” commenter. (Who else would bring up OMGJACKMCCAIN in a post that had nothing to do with him?).
Being that I only know a Donkey from MissAssvice, I really need to dig into this Nonsociety mess someday. I’m just afraid of going over to the dark side there.
Prof, you are evil. Excuse me while I go poke my eyes out.
But before I go do that, let me put *this* image in your head: that OMGtotally(not)onpurpose tweeted Allison Pill topless photo today gave me chills worrying about the inevitable day when a donkey stoops to OMGaccidentallyonpurpose posting naked photos of herself. I hope we’re all dead from 2012 apocalypse disease before then.
I am so often rung, but the memory of my birth is a special one!
So when is Donkey off to Chicago and is her gay boyfriend Devin Stetler going with her?
I cannot wait for Donk’s preemptive comments to combat Bravo not bringing her mess of a show back.
She wants to explore her other passions, work on numerous other projects, and as much as she would love to she regrettably simply doesn’t have the time to commit to another season of filming. She’s just too in demand now as a world famous celebrity.
And she has that book to write… *chuckle* *snort*
And now that she’s “found true love” with Goatlander, she is no longer “in the dating scene” and it would be “inappropriate” and “unfair to her fans” just to “pretend for the camera.”
^This. Exactly. This.
She can’t film because she’s moving to Guam.
She and Bravo text each other every day.
I feel like I’m missing something. Is Donkey “covering” FW for anyone? Or is it even more pathetic than last time, when she was “covering” it for The Gloss and she turned in 2 cliche-ridden me-me-me columns (my Greg, that was sad…)
Completely OT, but a link for you guys that I think you’ll enjoy, because of all the genius GIF-ing that goes on around here:
http://rortybomb.wordpress.com/about/monetary_gif/
It’s an essay about monetary policy and the Fed…but told in GIFs and it’s really, really funny and clever. (Hattip: my lover Felix Salmon)
OT: You know, I see tons of great stuff all the time about programming courses targeted to women. But, as we all know, if a girl doesn’t learn to code in high school, it can never ever happen. And Rachel Sklar is never mentioned. So perplexing. http://www.women2.com/hackbright-academy-trains-women-engineers-seeks-instructors-tas/
I only come out of my lurking shell to vent at JA during fashion week (she thinks its entertainment while most everybody else is there to work, etc) and I was sad to see her taking up valuable space at shows like Naeem Khan but happy that she couldn’t even begin to talk her way into truly important and amazing shows like Marchesa and ODLR. Also, she’s “wrapped” NYFW? As if! Everybody knows Ralph Lauren is probably the most important show and that’s tomorrow.
And Julia: please study red carpet photos on Zimbio and learn to pose like, oh say, A HUMAN BEING.
Someone should follow her around while she’s trying to be all fashionista at FW … with giant blow-up photos of her in her plastic-cup star-nippled stripper gear from BM. She’d be banned from the tents for life.
Also … t-shirts with her infamous Rachel Zoe “retard” quote.
The Naeem Khan show was possibly only a Bravo connection. He and his wife Ranjana are friends with Carole Radziwill. Ranjana has been on a couple of episodes of RHoNY with Carole. Although Donkey always wears Ranjana’s hideous statement necklaces so I guess maybe they’ve known each other awhile.
OT but related: Carole Radziwill’s memoir, What Remains, is a terrific book.
“Branding consultants estimate that popular bloggers and other so-called influencers can earn $2,000 to $10,000 for a single appearance in their wares. More typically, though, “If you give them a gift card of $1,000 and you pay their expenses, that’s a good quid pro quo,” Mr. Julian said. ”
NYTtimes dropping knowledge
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/09/13/fashion/2012091-STREETSTYLE.html?ref=fashion
““We watch for the people most likely to be photographed outside the shows,”
Her current quid pro quo for flaunting a designer’s wears is two out of three of the following:
*One $10 Home Depot gift card (Lowe’s or Ace also accepted)
*One comped “off night” (Tuesday-Thursday) at the Red Roof Inn, exit 83, a mile from the turnpike and just one easy, breezy, 90 minute bus ride from NYFW shows
*One jumbo pack of Dr. Scholl’s self-stick corn cushions (Sam’s Club brand not accepted)
Lowe’s >>> Home Depot. Especially their grout. HD has only 1 brand of epoxy grout and it’s very hard to work with. Lowe’s has Laticrete epoxy grout which will never discolor or crack and is very easy to work with.