Another September, Another Fashion Week, Another Bout of Donk Celebrity Twitter-Stalking

Yup, I’m sure Lena Dunham is going to drop everything as she basks in her hometown on the 9/11 anniversary to hang out with this weirdo at Fashion Week. And I’m sure Carole Radziwill is delighted that this skirt-pulling toolbag thinks she looks hot in her leather pants.

I’ll grant her this, however — the face bloat seems to be under control in this photo. Maybe she’s actually sleeping?

p.s. Nice shoes.

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451 Responses to Another September, Another Fashion Week, Another Bout of Donk Celebrity Twitter-Stalking

  1. Jelly Roll says:

    What is with those hideous shoes? Am I on glue or are those not the same ones she pulls out for every “fancy” event she crashes?

  2. sausage curls/fingers says:

    Her face seemed less melty and muppety in the food truck picture, too. She’s still nowhere as pretty as she used to be. Does botex “settle” like with other plastic surgery?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I think it was the fillers more than the Botox that was causing her the horrible face bloat. Or bulimia, which someone tipped us was the case — however, I believe that tipster was Donkey herself, wanting us to stop saying mean things about her face because OMG SHE HAS AN ILLNESS JUST LIKE CELIAC OMG HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!!

      • EyeRoller says:

        It’s close to midnight, and something puffy’s lurking in the dark
        Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart,
        You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it,
        You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
        You’re paralyzed, cause this is FILLER!
        [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/34nrwbp.jpg[/img]

  3. Fauxto of Dorian Bray (In Reverse) says:

    Seriously? Lena Dunham tweets about the rebuilding of Manhattan on the anniversary 9/11 and Donks replies with “Come to a fashion show with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!” So vile. Also, I think those stupid pink shoes might actually have been better with this dress than those stupid stripper naughty nurse hooves.
    P.S. Nice pearls

  4. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    Since I came back from Burning Man, I am a no-impact ecologically-sound envirofriendly donkey.

    Instead of new dresses, I now repurpose NGMB’s home furnishings!

    Take that, haters!!

  5. Albie Quirky says:

    OMG, it’s the same horrible dress she wore on Watch What Happens Live, only in green rather than pink.

    She looks at least 50 in this photo.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      THE MOTHER OF A MATRONLY WOMAN!!!!

    • Fashion Don't says:

      What’s extra bonus sad is the floppy little boobies, when girls with little ones think they can go without support garments. Sadder even than the giant falsies.

  6. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    This is all I have to say about this dress:

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-E3UY-3jVTXE/TzdAaf50k8I/AAAAAAAABBs/bPMBrqyncdc/s1600/Sound-of-music-curtain.jpg

    (I swear I tried to post it and no-work-ey)

  7. Cowboys & Brayliens says:

    Side effect of hanging out with her gay boyfriend– he cares about his appearance, and so wants to go to sleep earlier than 4am.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      This is a good point.

      Maybe these crazy kids can make it work, like Vita Sackville-West and Harold Nicolson, and be best friends in marriage and get all the sex on the side and OH WHOOPS S-W and Nicolson were brilliant and rich, not functionally derpy and unemployed.

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      And since he oblivious isn’t emailing other ladies, Donkey has no need to stay up and snoop through his email.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Grindr account, on the other hand…

        • Little Orphan Lilly says:

          I doubt Julia even knows what Grindr is. She’s always struck me as one of those self-professed fag hags who loves teh gays for their shopping/accessorising abilities, but god forbid they be real people with real sexual desires, because MEN HAVING SEX IS GROSS.

  8. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    Maybe her face looks less bloated, but the angle of that picture makes her head from mullet-crown to chin(job) appear to be about the same length as her legs from her “elephant” knees to the toes of her white plastic hooker hooves.

  9. SirClompsAlot says:

    Oh Greg, the people tweeting compliments back to her today are putting me on the floor. Even my roommate is getting into this donkey shitshow now. (She works in fashion and can’t even the donkey.)

  10. OT, but I’m doing some self-improvement right now. It’s the season of change, I guess. Almost everyone I know is on a PMA kick, and so am I. Broke up with my live-in BF of 4 years, looking for a new place to live in the Bay, and am trying my best to channel my anxiety and sadness into something good and useful. Been talking to a therapist and have been practicing meditation on my own.

    Bringing this up because my friend recommended that I take the Myers-Briggs personality test, and it was amazingly accurate. As an ENFJ, I put other people’s needs above my own, and this quality has been taken advantage of by some of the JA’s formerly in my life.

    When I was taking the test, I wondered what JA’s personality type was, and then I wondered if any of the cat ladies had ever taken the test in the role of JA. It would be interesting to answer the questions as a truthful Donkey (something a Donkey would probably never do).

    Just a little fun for us armchair psychiatrists.

  11. Jordache & the Pelts says:

    Those pearls have long needed to be retired – her “looks” from her “years” of faux FW “coverage” are interchangeable give a red pelt or two.

  12. Scooby Don't says:

    Radziwill feeds the Donkey’s ego:
    @JuliaAllison Hi!!! So great to meet you. You looked tres chic. Lets have a real lunch one day. Xx
    This is what our little Donkey craves. Any acknowledgement of her existence, no matter how slight, by anyone who can be considered to have even an iota of fame, keeps the Julia Allison fame whoring machine fueled for yet another year or five new faces, whichever comes first.

    • Jordache & the Pelts says:

      Julia announced on Andy that she would “go lesbian” for Carole Radziwell. so many things wrong with that, but it’s telling that that the low level of maturity and self-awareness and huge desperation in Julia makes her say absolutely stupid, inane stuff like that in public. she could have said something like “I respect Radziwell and her writing and would love to meet her” – instead she blurts out she would “Go lesbian” for her. Klassy.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Nooooooo!!! Carole, don’t do it.

    • Bear Draggie Breakfast says:

      I can’t believe Carole tweeted her back. Must be a Bravo sisterhood thing?

      OT, but I was watching the Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon last weekend, and there was an episode where Phaedra Parks was looking at a pair of sequined short-shorts. Phaedra said: “I’m built like a donkey, and donkeys shouldn’t wear shorts. Donkeys should cover themselves up with pants and long skirts.”

  13. Fake Kidney Infucktion says:

    Is she still trying to do the preppy thing?
    Get a Milly dress, add a Rebecca Minkoff bag, and get some generic ass Tory Burch shoes. Lose the cheap jewelry and dig through NGMB’$ jewelry box for a pair of diamond studs. Cut your hair.
    That’s not especially fashion forward, but it beats this Canal Street Blair Waldorf shit.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      She has to wear Allison Parris because who else except Yandy.com falls for her grift anymore?

      Yo, Allison Parris, you would be better off comping dresses to that lady who says she’ll watch your bags in the Penn Station restroom. She has a nicer personality and more street cred.

      • Burrina del Bray says:

        WERD. I think it’s due to some weird Bravo/PR connection between the two. But man, sometimes NO PR is better than…whatever this is.

        This photo is a perfect illustration of “Styling Matters.” The dress is preppy-pretty, not my taste, but inoffensive. Donk is doing it NO favors by donning her best white clomp hoofers and pageant hair. Pulling together THAT ensemble in a 2013 NYFW is both tragic and unforgivable.

  14. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    and she wore this exact same dress in pink for the miss advised viewing party hosted by intrepid girl reporter kristin thorne in july (same day as the WWHL appearance)

    [img]http://cache2.asset-cache.net/gc/149176190-personality-julia-allison-and-kristin-thorne-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QQzW8HVaBPCbiiXeekbK3laT80qRxBhPkCMo45Y1apGtH0WL4EgunbA%2b6Is6s2%2bYDQ%3d%3d[/img]

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      if you want to see some fun (100% not fauxtochopped) images of donkey, especially around fashion week, just search for her on getty images.

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        here is she giving MAJAH FACE BEAUTY FACE with sklarge in 07.

        [img]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/82098437-julia-allison-and-rachel-sklar-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=GkZZ8bf5zL1ZiijUmxa7QUPD3NZFeFJ63VbP6A8ZlAas45%2fzWvqNUY4zPigz0dH187YTLPCzDPcCmYCuprNkcw%3d%3d[/img]

        • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

          The way she thrusts those falsies is like a summary of her life.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          Wow. That was the height of her attractiveness. Doesn’t even look like the same person now.

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          The tit thrusting!!!! So embarrassed for her, what a loser. God, she used to be so pretty!

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          Gahhhhh! If you look at her in the white dress and then scroll up it is SHOCKING how busted she is – not even the same person.

        • GrammaRian says:

          tube top and a shower curtain

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      OMGreg, those knees … OUCH!

    • KS says:

      Wow, you really ARE a Professor of Donkology!

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      HER HEAD IS GIGANTIC

    • Hunter Gorham says:

      Oh my God, Cuntia Cunterson has a planet-sized, UGLY, head.

  15. KS says:

    Her transformation to Sarah Jessica “Horseface” Parker seems to be proceeding nicely.

  16. (yes, she was one) says:

    She’s so fucking boring. Not even her cray is entertaining anymore.

    • KashMoney says:

      we always say this right before she ramps up the cray to a new level. consider it reruns before the season premiere.

      • (yes, she was one) says:

        I know, and *I* have often been the one saying, “Just wait! It’s going to get hilariously nutso any minute now!” But at this point, she’s beyond pathetic and my enthusiasm for the cray has waned. I can’t explain it and I sort of hope I’m wrong, but all I can see is more of the same, except less remarkable now that we’ve seen the depths of her cuntitude.

        • KashMoney says:

          You may be right, but this is someone who has completely run out of options socially romantically and professionally once Goat Soap flees.

          I think we’re nearing breakdown territory AKA KARMA

  17. Jordache & the Pelts says:

    Betsey Johnson was on my The Wendy Williams Show today and was delightful and is handling the restructuring with aplomb,wit, and grace. It’s amazingly how “off” Julia is from Johnson’s youthful spirit and sensibilities. The 70 year old designer still does cartwheels and Julia just clomps. (I know there was a Betsey Johnson thread in the last post but I’m on iPhone)

  18. Dyspeptic says:

    Hey, remember when Julie Albertson “invited” Snooki to attend her birthcray party? Good times.

  19. Barking Mad, Intel Advisor says:

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison

    In beige (Blush? Taupe?) @AllisonParrisNY strapless headed to Betsey Johnson showroom to pick up something for tonight!

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison

    Annnnd the @xoBetseyJohnson showroom is shut down (the whole bankruptcy thing). Plan B!

    Hahahahahahahhaahahahahahaha!

    She didn’t even know Bets is out of business. What a fashion expert she is!

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      what a rube. (also, she NEVER reads here)

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      so sausagey in that dress. jacy, do you still think the face bloat is gone?

    • Dr. Gary says:

      god she is dumb.

    • Tonyamichaela says:

      It sounds like she didn’t have anything arranged and was going to clomp into the showroom and demand a dress.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

      Oh, I die forever. Forever.

    • Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

      Christ on a crutch eating cucumbers. I don’t know the first thing about fashion and *I* knew that..

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      So she just thought she’d waltz in there because she’s such a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE and get an outfit????

      I love that none of her 128,000 (bought and paid for) Twitter followers would loan her a dress.

      Tacky donkey is tacky.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      PS

      Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
      I just bought two new tiaras (from Cinderella Club, of all places!) for @xoBetseyJohnson’s final show. It seemed fitting. #NYFW
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      • Don Quixote says:

        At least she admitted that she bought them with real money. Still, it’s pretty sad that with all the economic shit underserving people have to deal with, this Bi broadcasted that she purchased not one but TWO new tiaras. I mean, some people can’t even afford ONE tiara, so now she’s just being greedy.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Manager Steve Grossman must be ecstatic.

      • Greg says:

        I have never even heard of Cinderella Club.

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      Annnnnd you just don’t crusise by the showroom. You have to be invited and since she’s a nobody she would have had to swing by weeks ago. The depths of her stupidity never cease to amaze me.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Right???

        And she’s too fat for a last-minute showroom sample size pick up.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        There is no showroom anyway.

        She did get comped dresses from Betsey Johnson in the past. Also Tracy Reese (black and white tweed shift from last year) and of course Allison Parris (last year and this dumbass green couch cover and the pink sibling she wore on “Watch What Happens Live”).

        I have no idea why anyone would give her a plugged nickel.

    • Don Quixote says:

      Wait, did she seriously think that “blush” is a synonym for beige? And she’s a so-called fashion “correspondent?” Jeez, that’s embarrassing.

      • Edward R. Burro says:

        I can never hear the color “blush” without thinking of Steel Magnolias.
        Shelby:”My colors are blush and bashful.”
        M’Lynn: “Your colors are pink and pink.”

      • maid of dishonor says:

        She just can’t stand that it’s not omgpink.

  20. Lady Donk Donk says:

    Even I knew BJ was done giving head.

  21. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    what a bitchy thing to say. whatever happened to those ballgown bling photos, anyway?

    @_FromMeToYou – Go girl!! You’ve come a long way from me giving you my extra fashion week tickets!!!

    • Dr. Gary says:

      I know I shouldn’t be surprised by her cuntiness. But I am. Every time.

      I bet this is a cunty payback tweet because @frommetoyou refused to go crazy with the photoshop. So Julie hated the pix.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      But bunny, Beck owes her career to Julia, just like Lena Dunham would need Julia’s help for tickets to FW.

    • CaptainGary` says:

      I was just coming here to post this.

      Look, Donks, just because you managed to grift a free session from an up-and-comer doesn’t mean she owes you anything.

      I like how Beck pointedly ignored that tweet.

    • Delurked says:

      i was coming here to post this too! what a fucking bitch. taking credit for someone else’s success YET AGAIN. i remember when she did the same thing to lodwick’s little brother by essentially taking credit for his (very successful) modeling career by saying she brought him to fashion week when he had first moved to NYC. cunt.

  22. mule on rouge says:

    Her freakishly long arm is scaring the hell out of me!!

  23. Queen Neferteeri says:

    She looks pregnant in the top pic.

  24. Norse Horse says:

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    I just bought two new tiaras (from Cinderella Club, of all places!) for @xoBetseyJohnson’s final show. It seemed fitting. #NYFW 20m

    UGh I just can’t any more with this bitch and her obnoxious tiara thing, that she thinks is just so fucking adorable of her. No, it’s immature, costumey, bespeaks an immense pretension on your part, makes you look like a loon and a dick. Will she ever grow the fuck up? Wait, don’t answer that.

  25. Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

    Love how Donkey alienates and repulses people at an even greater rate during Fashion Week than she does during the rest of the year. Teh famewhoritude, bray volume, and propensity to (try to) use people all get bumped up to 11 during NYFW.

    Amusing how transparent it was that Donkey wanted Lena Dunham on her arm as a hot new accessory, not as a fucking human being.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      Seems to me that many of the people who know Julia and express their loathing of her online learned their hatred at Fashion Week. Is it me, or would it be much better for her “career” if she stayed home?

  26. Stinky Velour Couture says:

    do we have any Hairologists here? Does Julie
    have plugs/extensions/plastic pelts these days?
    I can’t tell. And, I’m genuinely curious!

  27. Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    She is on the Z-List Red Carpet, I’ve only heard of OK! behind her picture and they’ve got nothing to do with fashion. She’s too stupid to be embarrassed.

  28. Dr. Gary says:

    Yikes.

    [img]http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/437/jafw911121.jpg[/img]

    More pix at Getty Images:

    http://tinyurl.com/9rkm3bt

    • Dr. Gary says:

      *Sausage curls = check!
      *Black Chanel tote = check!
      *Full skirt = check!
      *Faux YSLs = check!
      *Big, tacky necklace= check!
      *Stupid ‘statement’ ring = check!
      *Makeup gun set to tranny = check!
      *Hand on hip pose = check!
      *Smug look on face = check!
      *Head filled with weasels and scheme juices = checkity check!

    • Another toilet paper cozy dress.[img]https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQuI8z9XAP7n9cKaTeVXMIQOEH3rgq0H-tt1kL1CCHaI8aI5ZXp[/img]

      • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

        OMG that’s exactly what I thought she looked like when I saw her in that green tarp. Toilet paper doll takes me back-thanks for posting;)

    • Psychotic Today says:

      The stupid smirk looks even worst on her.

    • EyeRoller says:

      She’s certainly regressed from grifting free Dolce & Gabbana dresses for invites to Vogue parties like this a few years ago:
      [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/w7d9bd.png[/img]
      To current day, where she’s tweeting that she’s on her way over to an abandoned showroom to beg for an imaginary dress and snapping pics of herself in another GD party dress!!! In the color “brayge” to boot:
      [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/1118bhk.png[/img]

      Just because your outfit is the color of morning dung from a breast fed baby, that doesn’t give you the right to “amp it up” by painting your cow mouth and clown face with so much orange and red that it resembles a fire engine, crashed on the side of the road and is now, itself, on fire.

      She sure was pretty with her 2007 mask on; she should’ve saved that one. Oh well. I guess it’s a free country, and you can buttfuck your face with your own personal Dr. Bobby human dildo if you like. Besides, beauty is in the eye of the brayholder, so Amen and Glory Be, now pump the volume up on that mug even more Donkey because I won’t rest until I see the great and powerful Wizard of Oz mount your face and ride it back home to Kansas like the hot air balloon it is.

      Have a nice fashion week everyone!

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        Yup! And I think we’ve seen that giant necklace for several seasons. Jewelry bridges burned…

        • EyeRoller says:

          I knew I hated that necklace and dress style from somewhere before. FOUND IT!
          [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/2hntama.jpg[/img]

          • GrammaRian says:

            with cutlets and wiyhout compare and contrast
            not sure which is funnier: the shlumpy fake boobies down to the knees or the shlumpy no-boobies

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Awesome: “… the color of morning dung from a breast fed baby.”

      • JFA says:

        I am SO SICK of that goddamn rangajalanakanahana statement jewelry. IT’S BEEN FIVE SEASONS OF THAT STOP. Holy crap. Watch one actual red carpet event, see how NO ONE wears 7 levels of clown jewelry, and just copy them! It’s not that hard!

        I bet she smells like so much perfume.

      • JFA says:

        She honest to god looks like a complete lunatic now. She went from smugly attractive to just…whatever the fuck that is now. Why? Is her mouth? getting bigger??? Did she have new teeth installed?

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          I am convinced she had new teefs installed. See WWHL for confirmation.

        • EyeRoller says:

          More is lost in translation on that face…

          Watching Donkey’s face is like watching a monkey in a gimp suit trying to translate the Dead Sea Scrolls from Pig Latin back into it’s original Hebrew text all on a single papyrus sticky note oh– and no pen.

      • Gimme Pig of Love says:

        omg her FACE. HER FACE. WHAT IS THAT EVEN. I’m going to have nightmares. One of my college roommates used to work as a clown and even in full clown getup she never looked so scary.

        Also, even if you do statement, you do not do statement ring AND necklace AND earrings. Good Greg.

        • EyeRoller says:

          She makes a statement all right: “.”.

          [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2uzw5qo.jpg[/img]

          • chinchilla of indifference says:

            oh jesus, mary and joseph and all that saints that ever were and ever will be!! somebody hold me!

          • JFA says:

            Oh, my god. She definitely got bigger horse teeth. I didn’t even know it was humanly possible to apply that much makeup. The lipstick cheeks eyeshadow are all clashing colors of pink. Awful.

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

            WHOA! Make-up gun set to Tranny Whore, indeed.

  29. GrammaRian says:

    enormous now; not just raft ass but an entire barge

  30. pearipathetic donkey says:

    Looks like she lost her NBC mic privileges.

    • Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

      And backstage/designer access as well. Did she mention who she is “covering” FW for this season? Fake twitter followers and Afghani FB fans again? Really? Guess if you have nothing else to do, spending a week in NY couch surfing and attending fashion shows (front row only!!) isn’t the worst way to avoid responsibility. Where’s Lilly? Oh right. Extended stay in Chitown. Lucky pup … for now.

  31. Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/257jd3a.jpg[/img]

  32. JFA says:

    Ugh making FW all about her as per usual. Are you covering it dipshit, or just attending/taking red carpet photos of yourself/browbeating photographers to pretend to take paparazzi shots of you?

    That dress is hideous and smashes her breasts. Lose the damn pearls. Why, why why does she wear the same recycled horrible dresses to every FW? Oh right, she has no style. Defaulting to a vintage-y A-line silouette (sp? I’m tired) because you aren’t creative, stylish, or rich enough to hire a stylist…it’s so tired already.

    Also her head is too large for her body. That is all.

  33. Factory Seconds says:

    I didn’t know NYFW was a public event.

  34. mule on rouge says:

    Does she have any clothing that can be layered or changed up in any way? A basic wardrobe of classic staples that she could build up over the years? All I see is a bunch of solid color, one-off dresses with nearly identical silhouettes. Her suitcase must be almost as big as her brain bucket.

  35. Dr. Gary says:

    It really is the best-est time of year. We got all the Burning Man cray. Now it’s Fashion Week. Then Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s and BDay!

    Oh, PLEASE BABY JESUS: give us a WEDDING. Jacy has been asking for YEARS. I think it’s time she got her wish.

    [img]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5245/jafb911121.png[/img]

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      Gummy Smile Gay Face in full effect! Huzzah!!!!

      • SirClompsAlot says:

        I see that face and I’m just amazed he’s not wearing a tear-away “cop” uniform.

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          Yes, he looks very much like a low rent stripper with a thyroid problem.

    • mule on rouge says:

      What, exactly, makes them prom-themed? That she crowned herself prom queen? Or because, just like her real prom, her date is platonic.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Jesus H. Christ. He is WILLINGLY wearing matching pink accessories? Stop it, Devin! You are so embarrassing.

    • Donkey Mnemonic says:

      He looks like he could be Julia Price’s twin brother here, no?

    • Jelly Roll says:

      How does she always get photos taken of her from that high of an angle? Is she carrying around a step stool for the photographers?

      After seeing her unfauxtochopped in those bizarro wedding photos I really can’t understand how she ever pulls off looking halfway decent in a picture. (Plus, I finally understand the “raft ass” comments. Just unbelievable)

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      He is so creepy-looking close up. Crazy eyes.

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      Um, adorable? These layabouts are in their 30s!

    • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

      is there some kind of condition that causes you to regress mentally? like alzheimer’s, but for 31-year-olds? her vocabulary seems to be shrinking. eventually she’ll turn into a handicapped person whose only physical ability is to pose with legs crossed, hand on hip, and her only verbal output will be “PROOOMMM!”

    • JFA says:

      SO let’s count the pink things that don’t fucking match – ALL HER MAKEUP, shoes, belt, his stupid ass bowtie, her shoes…fuck I give up.

      She really thinks this is cute. She is very sorely mistaken. “PROMMMM!” Is so embarrassing, so not funny. I am achingly embarassed on her behalf.

  36. Dr. Gary says:

    [img]http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2227/jafb911122.png[/img]

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      Come on, what man… what real man would ever let a woman emasculate him like this???? So embarrassed for this (wo)man.

      Devin Stetler! Stop being such a freak!

      • Dr. Gary says:

        I know! His gay ass is giving me a bad case of the Cankleshausen.

      • SirClompsAlot says:

        LOL I love that we all use his full name here, so his google results are forever tethered to his beloved donkey.

        Devin Stetler. Penis enlargement pills.

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          You know I once felt bad for Devin Stetler because I thought, maybe Devin Stetler doesn’t know any better. Then Devin Stetler took a week off to pose like a gay hustler at Burning Man, now Devin Stetler is taking another week off to play My First Gummy Smile Ken doll to a America’s Favorite Second Date Blow Job Queen.

          Devin Stetler knows how crazy a Donkey is. Devin Stetler watched all of Miss Advised #ad. Now I don’t feel bad for Devin Stetler at all! Also, Devin Stetler .

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Why does she keep saying “final collection”? Good luck grifting from Betsey Johnson for Steve Madden if anyone there has the Google, Julie.

    • Helena (Vitruvian Donkey) says:

      His smile seems to be saying “All work and no play make Goatsers a dull boy.” Pretty sure there’s “REDRUM” written on some mirrors around there.

  37. Dr. Gary says:

    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/26261ix.jpg[/img]

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Why does she do that pose? Why?? WHY???

      • mule on rouge says:

        I think her spine is permanently warped now. Also, wonky cleavage, yee gods!

        • Gimme Pig of Love says:

          yeah! WHAT the fuck is up with her left cleavage/armpit/shoulder area?? what is that? I am both horrified and legitimately curious.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            Look at her right waist where the belt sits. That skirt placement from behind makes no sense. This is definitely a fauxtochop job.

        • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

          what happened to the “perfectly symmetrical breasts”?!?!?!

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Is she wearing a Bump It???

      • Greg'sWife (literally) aka DirtyLakeMichigan says:

        AND a tiara. Steven Grossman told her not to do it and she did it anyway.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      Her hair looks like it has not been watched since 1984.

      #GREASY

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Is she wearing a grifted dress? In her panicked call out for free dresses yesterday someone replied they had a polka dot one.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        Allison Parris, apparently, dumbest person alive, believes that a Donkey indeed has 128,000 Twitter friends. Poor dear. 90% of them are fake.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Allison Parris
        “More #NYFW photos of @juliaallison looking damn adorable in our dresses – this time at the Betsy Johnson show” (from FB)

        I guess we have our answer. Grifted from Allison Parris. Big shocker.

        I honestly don’t understand why anyone still gives this hustler anything for free? Must be nice. Buy a bunch of fake twitter followers and FB Fans in the ‘Stans = get free shit.

        • GrammaRian says:

          Spending $2k on a trip to ny and get a $300 dress for free. That is not winning math.

          • fig says:

            Exactly. And at this point it does not even seem fun or glamorous. Does she even still pretend to do her make believe job of “covering” fashion week? Aside from dancing on Betsy Johnson’s non-existent grave?

          • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

            I think she’s deluded herself into believing she is now a celebrity since appearing on OMGBravo.

    • iblow4shoes says:

      Her eyes look dead…like there is no soul behind them.

    • Don Quixote says:

      Awww, she matched her cummerbund with her shoes! How adorable and fashion forward of her.

    • KashMoney says:

      this picture defines “Hot Tranny Mess”.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      got a bad case of morning cankleshausen right now.

      • Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

        Crazy ass tiara, bling pink heart-shaped earrings, bling bracelet, bling necklace, bling ring, pink belt, pink shoes.
        I just can.not. with this creature. Step the fuck away from the costume warehouse. (So much for “Please don’t.”)
        Fuck me. Ya, pass the ointment.

    • JFA says:

      This may have been said a billion times and I am actually working a job so pardon me but, jesus snoggin christ, she is wearing a bracelet, ring, necklace, earrings AND FUCKING TIARA. She is such a complete fucking fashion overkill failure. I cannot.

    • Gone with the Drapes says:

      that’s not a poofy skirt floating in the breeze, that’s a shrink wrap over an enormous protuberance

  38. Nickelodeon Chic says:

    I am now beyond convinced that Devin “Lillydude” Stetler is the one. Proposal at Christmas, prom-themed wedding in early May at the OMG University Club. Mark your calendars.

    • Donkey Mnemonic says:

      Me too, this is it you guys!

      • idiotbox says:

        Don’t tease. I’d take off from work and school to watch the fucking insanity. I am getting giddy just thinking about it.

        • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

          It would be just like when Betsy married Steve Andropolous on “As The World Turns,” and my entire extended family met at my grandmother’s house because it was the best day of her life. We left work and school and everything. I would demand the same. I’ve waited YEARS for this wedding.

          • Stalker is the new very meandering home intruder says:

            I’ll drive to your Gret Stet and we can watch and sob together. :)

          • EyeRoller says:

            It would be better than any soap wedding in the history of make believe.
            [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/1ixuzt.jpg[/img]

          • Who do you think you are? says:

            Oh my god, that is the event that got me into soap operas when I was in the 6th grade. I will never forget that wedding.

          • EyeRoller says:

            I also had a babysitter who locked my 4-year-old ass in the backyard in the fall of ’79 so she and her gay boyfriend could watch this happen on my parent’s living room TV:
            [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/24g5zcp.jpg[/img]

          • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

            I love you all, and I think I have a little something in my eye.

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        You just know she is pitching this to Bravo so she can grift the wedding and honeymoon. She thinks she can convince them she’s Bethenny Frankel redux.

    • chinchilla of indifference says:

      “Lillydude” is such a great name for him. Except now I can’t stop singing “dude looks like a LIL-LAY”.

  39. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    1. My lord is she fucking ugly.

    2. I think this point needs to be emphasized a bit more. She is “covering” fashion week on her twitter feed and FB page. “Covering” fashion week.

    3. I was convinced these two really did care about each other and were made for each other. I now believe this is a business arrangement of some kind.

    4. She has fallen so far its astounding. Doesn’t it make you feel just a bit good about karma?

  40. MissAssvice says:

    Crashers warned to stay away from Katie Holmes’ fashion show this means you Donkey

    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/katie_bar_the_door_s8WgWR1cH5mEw7v7eF82EO#ixzz26GQF4LQJ

  41. (yes, she was one) says:

    This entire thread is one big “You rang?” for dear Malformed Face.

  42. Blinking.SOS.at.the.Camera says:

    [img]http://gickr.com/results3/anim_aea1a881-29e5-db64-911b-f9af2ad850d6.gif[/img]

  43. Who do you think you are? says:

    My desk errands are preventing me from keeping up with all the commentary so forgive if this has been mentioned. It appears that she is not even pretending to cover FW this time around (and in truth, she hasn’t officially covered it for any legitimate reason for at least three seasons) and is instead attending because she is a Bravo-lebrity. Also explains how she gets tickets.

    I remember a couple of season ago, seeing someone in the front row being photographed before a show started (one of the lesser shows, like what Julia attends) and I hadn’t a fucking clue who the person was. No memory of seeing her mug in any of the trash magazines I flip through when I get my nails done. I was with people who work in fucking PR and THEY had no clue who she was. Turns out she was some D-list reality show person whose name I immediately forgot, from a reality show I immediately forgot, she was so insignificant. I’m certain that Julia has been and will ride on the Bravo name as much as she possibly can for purposes like this, even though nobody watched her shitshow and she came off as a sad, unlikable moron and even though she fell out of the fashion victim tree and hit every ugly branch on the way down.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      I am ashamed that I know it was Jill Zarin from RHONY at the Zang Toi show.

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Ok this picture of her that someone tweeted is TOO MUCH: http://pinterest.com/pin/278730664408849144/

      Not paying attention
      HER LEGS ARE HUGE. She looks 100 pounds fatter than at Burning Man

      And when did Suri Cruise become a FW runway model??

      • Don Quixote says:

        This dress isn’t pink, so of course, she’s not paying attention.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        Jesus her legs are gigantic!

      • 24/7 donkey show says:

        Putting aside the obnoxiousness of texting instead of paying attention to the show, she actually looks ok here. Probably because she’s relaxed instead of wildly contorting or mid-bray.

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      Very nicely put….
      Can someone find that video of Julie explaining her patented GRIFTER Fashion Week-Crashing Technique.
      “Just clomp to the front row and claim a seat. Just barrel thru any PR girls clutching clipboards”
      It’s sad (and worrisome) that an almost 32year old finds this fashion circus (where she doesn’t belong) empowering. No honey, you aren’t a brand. Just a loser.

  44. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    OT: The Donkey – Mitt Romney connection has been exposed!

    (scroll to the bottom)

    http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2012/09/07/fact-checking-the-claims-republican-and-democratic-conventions

  45. chinchilla of indifference says:

    A couple of random thoughts: the photos of Julesy in her heyday above, contrasted with today’s face-pocalypse, make me realize that she actually used to be quite attractive. She used to dress like a grown woman! I never noticed any physical beauty AT ALL in her before, because it was always eclipsed by her obnoxious affectations (smug face, blowing kisses with her lips looking like a puckered asshole, posing in the exact same position every fucking time, etc. to the moon and back). On another note, her Cinderella tiara business cracks me the hell up, because she can’t even get that right. The central theme of her life and she still gets it ass-backwards! Donkey, honey, Prince Charming didn’t fall in love with a princess. You’re in ugly stepsister territory, you dipshit.

  46. KS says:

    JuliaAllison: @ELLEmagazine – where are you seated? I’m standing around on the runway at @RachelZoe!

    Oh honey. That ship has sailed. Quit embarrassing yourself.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      They’re hiding behind the fur vests and maxidresses.

      And Rachel is coming to punch you with her tiny fists for calling her a “retard”.

    • EyeRoller says:

      Rachel Zoe: “Get OFF my fucking runway, RETARD.”

    • JFA says:

      She really has zero clue that actual famous people do not carry on like this. NO one cares about you, or likes you. I cannot even imagine what a nightmare she would be if she actually got famous one day.

      Just sit the fuck down for once. Take a xanax. My god. She is exhausting.

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      Gawd, begging via twitter, there truly is nothing more pathetic.

  47. Greg says:

    I LITRALLY want you escorted out. Your ass is maje.

  48. Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

    i know i shouldn’t be surprised that donk got it wrong, but… she got it wrong:
    That moment when you take off your 4 inch heels and slip into ballet flats. Altogether now: “ahhhhh …” #NYFW http://lockerz.com/s/243743810

    also, feet swole much?

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Good LORD. When you have hideous fat feet like that, why would you post pix of them online? Even the foot fetishists are all, ‘Damn. That’s nasty. Put that shit away.’

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      D0nkey, here’s a fashion tip for ya, courtesy of NYFW:
      [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/ip5hds.png[/img]

    • EyeRoller says:

      That moment when you take off your 4 inch heels and slip into ballet flats. Altogether now: “ahhhhh …”
      [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/ezq2c5.png[/img]

      That moment when you take off your ballet flats, slip into a pair of fishnet stockings, and devour the contents of an entire filthy food truck. Altogether now: “buuurrrrrp…”
      [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/2d0fgjn.jpg[/img]

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        D0nkey’s ankle bones are buried in edema … that’s some stuff.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Yes, seriously, my dad’s ankles looked like that when he had congestive heart failure.

          Julie, for realz, see a doctor. An actual doctor with a degree. Who is not named Bobby Buka.

          • EyeRoller says:

            Yep, she’s pregnant.

          • miss cankles says:

            Ah, the tell-tale signs of insulin resistance!!! I have cankles too. I also have insulin resistance. I have to be very careful about what I eat. I’d recommend La Burra look into eliminating her gluten free goods from her menu and watch those cankles dissapear.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            There’s also edema associated w/ improper nutrition (think vegan juice cleanse: adequate caloric intake but insufficient protein consumption) …

            D0nkey, since you’re reading along here, look up Kwashiorkor in Wikipedia & compare the jowls of that sick child to your jowls during your Sad Clown video at NYFW circa 2009.

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            I always wonder about her protein intake. She seems to eat very little fish for a pescatarian. She never mentions nuts, nut milk, cheese, legumes, or tofu.

          • iblow4shoes (formerly sad lilly) says:

            Is sperm protein?

          • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

            mostly carbs. not that there is any swallowing going on.

    • JFA says:

      You could also rectify this by, I don’t know, wearing sensible 3 inch heels and not walking around in hooker shoes that are most likely already destroying your back and legs. Just a thought.

  49. EyeRoller says:

    She loves slapping pink bows on a 30-year-old man and dragging him around like a new purse on prom night, when what she really has on her hands is “America’s Newest Favorite 2nd Date Blowjob Queen”.
    [img]http://i47.tinypic.com/30w8aqr.jpg[/img]

  50. SirClompsAlot says:

    Do NOT understand the wide-legged pose. It’s like she thinks she’s Marilyn Monroe and she’s airing her vag (or “square-gina” according to those OMG-not-chopped BM fauxtos) over a subway grate. When in fact, she just looks like she’s trying to squat over a public toilet without touching it.

  51. OT, but I need help!

    I just finished We Need To Talk About Kevin and I am de-pressed!

    But, I’m also hungry for another book. Any suggestions that won’t take parts of soul and burn them with acid?

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Waiting for Sunrise by William Boyd.
      Mr. Fox by Helen Oyeyemi.
      I Do Not Come to You By Chance by Adoabi Tricia Nwaubani.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        If you like fantasy at all, let me recommend Shades of Milk and Honey and Glamour in Glass by Mary Robinette Kowal—they’re set in a Jane Austen-esque world where magic is real, and is a parlor accomplishment for young ladies like painting or playing the piano.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Oh, and if you like early 20th century snark, the Lucia books by E. F. Benson are marvelous satires of social climbing poseurs.

          • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

            Yes, I read Queen Lucia. Entertaining and fun.

          • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

            Ive added your other recommendations to my wish list, Albie. Right now Im reading How Should a Person Be (just started and enjoying so far) by Sheila Heti.

          • Gone with the Drapes says:

            love love love love love love love love almost as wodehouse

          • Albie Quirky says:

            The Heti book is FASCINATING.

            We should have a book club! And Julie Albertson is Lucia without the money, culture, and charm. Oh, and ability to cook.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            They do both have a signature terrible pearl necklace and big teefs, though.

    • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

      i hear ya…”kevin” messed me up bad! just remember that it is total fiction.

    • Edward R. Burro says:

      I second Waiting for Sunrise. I recommend The Art of Fielding by Chad Harbach.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      I just finished The Strangest Man (biography of the physicist Paul Dirac) and I’m pretty high on it. The characters are amazing, stranger and richer than most fiction, and the writing is quite accessible (essentially no equations).

      Also added most things on this thread to my list.

  52. SirClompsAlot says:

    @JuliaAllison

    Just wrapped NY Fashion Week!! I AM GOING TO PURCHASE CHOCOLATE. #NYFW

    You really can’t make this shit up. I didn’t realize donkey was organizing fashion week.

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      … and as if it’s any consequence to anyone AT ALL if she eats some candy this week. You’re not walking the runway, dumbass!

      Unless she’s talking about bombing an aisle at Whole Foods???

    • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

      She was there for three days of an 8-day event, not to mention missing FNO on Sep 6. So random. (I hate the brain scramble I get when contemplating this creature for more than 6 seconds or so at a time. )

      • SirClompsAlot says:

        I love your name! Her eye blink thing is incredibly weird.

        • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

          i think (free!) lilly is the one referred to in the name, though julie does blink an awful lot.

          [img]http://i43.tinypic.com/30hvt68.gif[/img]

        • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

          My name comes from one of our commenters who was describing that first date of hers, trapped in the back of a limo while she threw her boots in his lap and started in on the date rape monologue of how she had paid for everything and he should be more into her. Now Im traumatized just remembering it all. Ew.

  53. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Broadcast?

    Maureen O’Connor ‏@maureenoco: HEY NOW I’m front row and @sheilamcclear is beside me. Tried 2 bomb @JuliaAllison’s broadcast but pretty sure she’s not live. Hey Jules! <3
    7:18 PM – 12 Sep 12

    • KrakenSkulls says:

      Wow… really? She was videotaping the whole time?

      • Flying Donkeycopter says:

        Ha! Jim Zunt lives. He and the donkey are looking good.
        http://instagram.com/p/Pe1vReoF0H/

        • Greg says:

          Wow, she looks really awful. Look at the bags under her eyes and the visible undergarments. #NYFWFail

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          Whoa. She looks like I feel/look after a 10-day hayfever attack. GET SOME SLEEP!

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            You could put a 2006 Julia next to current Julia in a Faces of Meth lineup and she wouldn’t stand out.

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

            Her face be a bloated mess. Damn, girl, you looking rough AND wrecked.

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Busted Donkey is busted.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          OMG she looks like several miles of bad road.

          Also, apparently the NBC/NY mike flag has been retired?

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Ha ha ha, Donkey films are a whole page on Jim Zunt’s website. Did you know she’s covering FW for Time Out New York and TMI Weekly?

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            Jesus. You know, I’m surprised Donkey has never received a C&D from any of these outlets ordering her to stop falsely claiming she works for them. Actually, I guess I’m not surprised; she can get away with it because she’s v v random.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Holy MOLY.

          I think that’s the worst she’s ever looked. She looks like a 50-something, 2-pack-a-day Vegas cocktail waitress.

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            Yes! She has the small town, gum chewing, celebrity newsweekly-reading greasy spoon diner waitress look DOWN. If she were a lot less lazy, her career could ascend to the point that she might bring cheesy skillets to your table.

          • SirClompsAlot says:

            Now I see the silver lining in never having been gorgeous in the first place. At least when I’m older I won’t have to look back and be all “dayum! I used to be hot … now I’m busted.”

            It actually must be scary as shit for Julia to get even a day older. She knows she has no skills and her looks are long gone.

        • mule on rouge says:

          How many times did this bitch change clothes? What with grifting dresses, shopping for tiaras, and being retarded at Betsey Johnson, it’s a wonder she found time to attend any shows.

        • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

          i yelped out loud when i saw that and scared my cat. yikes! the iphone covering the (nonexistent?) mic flag really reveals that she is “covering” FW for her own ego.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/34pe6qc.png[/img]

    • Breakfast Burro-ito says:

      WHY? WHY does she continue to insist on providing such unnecessary and laughable “coverage” of FWNY? I mean, it’s not the whole event, it’s the same crummy shows over and over..AND IT DOESN’T AIR ANYWHERE!!

      • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

        She gets off on bragging about attending FW, plus I’m sure she’s updating her Journalist Julia reel “in case” Bravo doesn’t want to pay for another season of her walking in circles on the beach and rolling on the floor after answering the doorbell.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        It airs in the “highlight reel” of Julia’s Brain. Showtime: ALL THE TIME!

  54. G$ Paddleboat to Hell - R.I.P. says:

    They’re supposed to be grandmama’s portiers, Miss ScHAWlet, not her pool cover.

  55. Greg says:

    Carnegie Deli cheesecake = gluten-free? Discuss.

    trying to link from her twitter…

    [img]https://twitter.com/JuliaAllison/with_replies[/img]

  56. Greg says:

    ss, sf:

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison

    Instead of chocolate, @TimothySykes ordered THE MOST INSANELY DELICIOUS cheesecake from Carnegie Deli. Now I feel sick. http://lockerz.com/s/243823400

  57. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    So when is Donkey off to Chicago and is her gay boyfriend Devin Stetler going with her?

  58. Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    I cannot wait for Donk’s preemptive comments to combat Bravo not bringing her mess of a show back.

    • Random Snowflake says:

      She wants to explore her other passions, work on numerous other projects, and as much as she would love to she regrettably simply doesn’t have the time to commit to another season of filming. She’s just too in demand now as a world famous celebrity.

      And she has that book to write… *chuckle* *snort* :)

      • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

        And now that she’s “found true love” with Goatlander, she is no longer “in the dating scene” and it would be “inappropriate” and “unfair to her fans” just to “pretend for the camera.” ;-)

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      She can’t film because she’s moving to Guam.

  59. AFGHANI says:

    I feel like I’m missing something. Is Donkey “covering” FW for anyone? Or is it even more pathetic than last time, when she was “covering” it for The Gloss and she turned in 2 cliche-ridden me-me-me columns (my Greg, that was sad…)

  60. Fameless Shamewhore says:

    Completely OT, but a link for you guys that I think you’ll enjoy, because of all the genius GIF-ing that goes on around here:

    http://rortybomb.wordpress.com/about/monetary_gif/

    It’s an essay about monetary policy and the Fed…but told in GIFs and it’s really, really funny and clever. (Hattip: my lover Felix Salmon)

  61. Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

    OT: You know, I see tons of great stuff all the time about programming courses targeted to women. But, as we all know, if a girl doesn’t learn to code in high school, it can never ever happen. And Rachel Sklar is never mentioned. So perplexing. http://www.women2.com/hackbright-academy-trains-women-engineers-seeks-instructors-tas/

  62. Anorexia Aphrodisia says:

    I only come out of my lurking shell to vent at JA during fashion week (she thinks its entertainment while most everybody else is there to work, etc) and I was sad to see her taking up valuable space at shows like Naeem Khan but happy that she couldn’t even begin to talk her way into truly important and amazing shows like Marchesa and ODLR. Also, she’s “wrapped” NYFW? As if! Everybody knows Ralph Lauren is probably the most important show and that’s tomorrow.

    And Julia: please study red carpet photos on Zimbio and learn to pose like, oh say, A HUMAN BEING.

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      Someone should follow her around while she’s trying to be all fashionista at FW … with giant blow-up photos of her in her plastic-cup star-nippled stripper gear from BM. She’d be banned from the tents for life.

      Also … t-shirts with her infamous Rachel Zoe “retard” quote.

    • Edward R. Burro says:

      The Naeem Khan show was possibly only a Bravo connection. He and his wife Ranjana are friends with Carole Radziwill. Ranjana has been on a couple of episodes of RHoNY with Carole. Although Donkey always wears Ranjana’s hideous statement necklaces so I guess maybe they’ve known each other awhile.

      OT but related: Carole Radziwill’s memoir, What Remains, is a terrific book.

  63. Gone with the Drapes says:

    “Branding consultants estimate that popular bloggers and other so-called influencers can earn $2,000 to $10,000 for a single appearance in their wares. More typically, though, “If you give them a gift card of $1,000 and you pay their expenses, that’s a good quid pro quo,” Mr. Julian said. ”

    NYTtimes dropping knowledge
    http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2012/09/13/fashion/2012091-STREETSTYLE.html?ref=fashion

    • Gone with the Drapes says:

      ““We watch for the people most likely to be photographed outside the shows,”

    • EyeRoller says:

      Her current quid pro quo for flaunting a designer’s wears is two out of three of the following:

      *One $10 Home Depot gift card (Lowe’s or Ace also accepted)
      *One comped “off night” (Tuesday-Thursday) at the Red Roof Inn, exit 83, a mile from the turnpike and just one easy, breezy, 90 minute bus ride from NYFW shows
      *One jumbo pack of Dr. Scholl’s self-stick corn cushions (Sam’s Club brand not accepted)

      • AFGHANI says:

        Lowe’s >>> Home Depot. Especially their grout. HD has only 1 brand of epoxy grout and it’s very hard to work with. Lowe’s has Laticrete epoxy grout which will never discolor or crack and is very easy to work with.

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