Our Shilldabeast is shilldabusted. As much as I hate hippies, I hate people who take a giant dump on the floor of other people’s houses as Julia Allison did at Burning Man.
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I wonder if she got permission after the fact last year, since the Bumfuck Nowheresville Post published that picture of her ass along with the “story” that the “social media guru” had finally “unplugged,” despite publishing a piece mere weeks before by the same self-styled guru in which she derided the organizers of Lollapalooza for not offering enough signal strength for her to tweet inanities instead of watching bands?
Um…. no.
Thanks for this post, JP. She really did piss all over the whole idea of what is supposed to be an artistic community, and once again exposed herself for the vapid cunt she truly is.
JP how dare YOU, or anyone from Burning Man for that matter, come at HER MAJESTY, with your silly purpose statements that serve to protect and sustain, along with your carefully outlined predetermined legalities that any airhead can read and comprehend (yet somehow escape a donkey). What gall/gaul/gawl, JP. If you were a branding expert like Queen D you’d see– She’s obviously lending her superstar status to bring much needed attention to an event that somehow hobbled along for decades without her. She’s a BIG SOMEBODY damn it, she clearly needn’t follow rules of the little people. She was on the cover of WIRED fifty years ago!!! That qualifies her to queef-shit on Burning Man, don’t you know anything damn it?!?!
She always expects that an exception will be made.
Sociopaths never think the rules apply to them and think they are amazing when they find ways around the rules.
Oh, please, hippies, please slap this thundercunty melting marionette on the wrist.
Then will she try to get Pettifogger to be all threateny? Will he accede to her request if she does?
WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS OF NON-JULIE, NON-TWINKERBALLS PEOPLE TRYING ON THE GREGDAMN TUTUS? If I were the horrible sweatshop tutu makers, I would demand my pound of tulle from the tool.
It’s amazing what she can do for a bunch of cheap costumes.
Make them look cheaper.
This gif is sponsored by delicious jam-filled donuts, dusted with sugar powder™.
Flowers in the Attic arsenic-disguised-as-sugar powder?
They are seriously the creepiest couple I have ever seen. That is not remotely hyperbole. They both make my skin crawl.
Also, ha ha, ELLE magazine. Lie down with donkeys, get up with fleas.
I had to laugh at that too. Whoever posted this is trying to ride the false idea that she has a column with Elle? These people have no ethics.
Grifters got grifted—I’m sure that’s what she told them.
Yes. I’m sick and tired of established companies and media outlets saying, “Well, let’s just try this thing out with this popular blogger/tweeter. What’s the worst that can happen?”
OT but is anyone here grannieral167 on Yahoo IM? Or is another Russian whore or Nigerian prince trying to friend me?
Also OT:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/sep/22/fashion-week-frontline
Wednesday 22 September 2010 10.34 EDT
Six years ago, when the now-famous New York fashion week was still held under huge white tents covering Bryant Park on the chaotic, touristy intersection of 42nd Street and 6th Avenue, I attended my inaugural fashion show. Just 23 then, I sat fourth or fifth row and gaped, slack-jawed, at the models parading the clothing of a designer I’ve forgotten.
So that’s 2004. 2012 minus 2004 is EIGHT, not eleven you stupid pink-tulle-brained twat.
She means seasons, bunny, not years. So spring and fall is two, etc.
More telling, for all the girls, is that she can’t remember the designer, just the models. Tool.
ss, sf, you are right, she does say seasons. Legalese, bunny!
I wonder if they were SEASONS OF LOVE and if she can now put the Rent soundtrack back in her repertoire for a singalong with Little Lord Donk le Boy?
Julia has definitely attended Fashion Week five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes, EASY.
You’re confusing # of blowjob miles on her jaw’s odometer with amount of Fashion Week attendance time, which is actually twenty-five thousand six hundred and TEN minutes, EASY.
@EyeRoller: lots of miles on the blowdometer, amirite?
@Greg: The blowdometer broke a few hundred thousand second dates and seasons of love ago.
Handbag, I just realized that I inadvertently borrowed from Rakoff when I mentioned a blowdometer – his “I have sucked a mile of cock” line really stuck with me. (I have been listening to him read his books and he just kills me. Like, well up in tears at the grocery or laugh out loud while I am listening. He was so measured and perfect in his writing and again I am so sorry for your loss.)
Greg, what a lovely thing to say, thank you.
That was nice Greg. See Handbag, we haven’t forgotten.
oops, wrong reply spot, hopefully they get it, up and to the right.
Apparently, NYFW was not famous until Julia Allison attended.
Right, just like Hippie-Glowstick-Furry Boot-STD-Sunburn-Fest didn’t exist until Donkey attended.
Burning Fuck Fest has always been exactly like a Phish festival, except with worse music.
The United States was a third world country until the birth of Julia Allison really put it on the map.
I’ll continue: hactually, the reason they originally decided to have a fashion week in New York is because Julia Allison lived there.
Chicago wasn’t a transit hub until the star of portent over her cradle led so many people to her place of birth that they just had to build sufficient infrastructure.
POW John McCain didn’t break under torture by holding on to the happy thought that his son would one day fuck Julia Allison.
Bravo execs heard the pitch for Miss Advised and said, “you know, we’ve been doubters, but this “reality show” thing really could work.”
Women’s suffrage was fucking bullshit until all the girls realized an OMGBOYFRIEND who may or may not meet an arbitrary cockfucked checklist, is the end all be all. Especially if he’s hung like an infant.
Nobody payed attention to the Internet until Julia came along.
Julia Allison invented the Twitter follower. (True!)
in fact, creativity didn’t even exist before the internet, and the entire DIY craft movement sprouted from ms. allison’s artful use of stick glue.
The punk and riot grrl movements owe so much to Julia.
Julia Allison invented Post-its.
Julia Allison has run a marathon in under 3 hours.
“Julia Allison has run a marathon in under 3 hours.”
Dead.
Julia Allison will blame you for grifting $716 billion worth of tutus.
The Beats, the hippies, the punks, the alt kids, the grunge kids, the rave kids– heck, even the flappers and the Bloomsbury group– were all a bunch of poseurs until Julia Allison came along with her grifted, plastic tutus; grifted Mercedes; grifted condo; fake pearls; fake hair; fake lips; and fake job; and showed the world how to be REALLY innovative and rebellious.
She practically invented FB. She is best friends with the founder’s sister after all…she was the first person she knows who leverated it to her advantage, shifting numerous paradigms in the process. She was the original FB early adopter.
Legend has it Count Donkula also originated the concept of TRUE LOVE (patent-pending) in a lab atop a Transylvanian mountain peak using a cheese grater, a thimble full of expired Log Cabin maple syrup and two reanimated, cross-eyed, wingless horseflies.
OH, and the sequined barf bag. She also invented the sequined barf bag.
Would a developmentally challenged person think that taking pictures of yourself at an event is the same as covering it? Or just insane?
She covers Fashion Week like I cover Baskin Robbins’ 31-cent Scoop Night.
She’s not developmentally challenged or insane. The words you are searching for are lazy and entitled.
Unlike Donkey, let’s see if this works:
Her friend Courtney Friel does the same thing, but not at quite the same manic level. Check her Twitter, etc. I don’t think I’ve ever before seen a “reporter” in so many posed pics with celebs.
You never forget your first fashion show, except when you do. She “forgot” the name of the designer when he/she refused to give her some swag or loan her some clothes.
CRIME DONKEY. Ugh, and whilstin’ I agree with JP’s assessment that BM is my idea of hell, and their image rules seem Draconian: well, here’s Exhibit Bray as to why they’re so specific about it. Because looking at her pics, people feel nausea, lose control of their sharts (and not the funny kind) when they see this prancing hookerish burro splaying a thousand photos all over the Gregdamn internet. I am also someone who admires Burning Man’s original intent and purpose, and their keenness to keep it ..uh the opposite of this bitch. I’m sure they will have a Tribal Council about this to ban her, when they come down from the LSD in , oh about ten hours, no need to freak out. Lily Tomlin is a great guide.
I don’t know what the fuck JValentine is. I guess it’s the slutwear garment version of Sex And The City 2: This Is Why They Hate Us.
Heeeheee. Lily Tomlin IS a great guide! “Let’s not blow this out of proportion – Paul’s gonna come down in about 10 hours.”
Heee.. I think that one single line was the one that made me really love that movie I was already likin’ very hard. Bevvie-through nose funny. Classic.
♫Lonnie, can you make Your quail tonight? Okay ..♫…
“You can’t catch the wind!”
You are exactly right! She is an intruder to these people. I had never even heard of Burning Man until I came to this site. Even I can tell that Julia is at odds with what the organizers are going for. The sheer number of pictures of herself in all the costumes — not candids, either, but posed, cutesy, high-schooler-intending-to-post-it-on-Facebook later type shit. I can’t believe this donkey-child is 31 YEARS OLD! My high schoolers don’t adore themselves this much!
Oh, now there’s Deep Thoughts:
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
Hold on, I need to put on my serious political face. (Frowns. Wrinkles brow. Nods gravely.) There. It’s on. Now let’s get DNC speech’ing. 53m
Ha, wrong convention, you dumb fuck. The past couple nights of the DNC have been rousing, energetic, cheerful events, huge and beautifully diverse crowds filled with enthusiasm by some excellent, inspirational speeches. From risings stars, war veterans, Michelle Obama (swoon), Elizabeth Warren, so many more I can’t list, and Big Dog Clinton last night, going on like he does but just killing it in the best way. “Some brass” indeed! It’s been a hugely positive and energizing convention, filled with great and interesting speakers, and .. Julia imagines it’s all dull sober grim politics. Like she’s used to? Such a fucking idiot, I think the DNC this year has had its share of electric moments, and I haven’t even seen tonight’s yet. She’s so out of it.
Oh wait- it’s because she doesn’t own or watch a television, right? That big tv -looking thing on Miss Diagnosed was a prop I guess. Ugh fuck her when she touches politics. Harold Ford Jr. for President! Of the the Club of Awful People Who Once Fucked Each Other.
That stupid asshole can’t even frown or wrinkle her brow. Botox is a helluva drug.
I don’t usually watch the conventions but everyone has been KILLING it, especially Big Dog Bill. Wasn’t crazy about Biden tonight but he was much more dynamic than any Republican I watched.
How can she not read this site and not just want to die of shame? Oh that’s right, she never reads here.
No, it’s not that. It’s because she has no shame.
Joe Biden is my spirit animal.
Joe Biden is my spirit animal.
Holy shit, this convention has been awesome.
And I totally resent someone like Donkey, with her political degree from Georgetown, having absolutely zero interest in politics, trying to make some sort of political statement. I highly doubt she mention to her fellow “Burners” that she dated an OMGMCCAIN! Or celebrated that fuckstick Kirk’s election. No, she’s super-duper liberal again. Totally genuine.
Ugh. Shut up, thundercunt.
Oh it gets better:
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
America is divided: half watching the DNC, the other half the VMAs. Pop quiz: which half is better dressed?
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
My Twitter feed is divided – 49% tweeting about Biden at the DNC, 49% about Gabby Douglas at the VMAs. @lenadunham is talking about Myst.
Such a political wonk, this one. And she really should keep (awesome) Lena Dunham’s name out of her filthy Twitter mouth. Trying to get Lena’s attention I guess, by implying she’s just as uninterested as Donks is, just because LD isn’t tweeting about the DNC in the past half hour. What a fucking weirdo she is.
Now she is the voice of America? Dear God.
Pop quiz, Julia! What does it say about yourself at 31 that you are still giving a fuck about the VMAs? And pretending “America” is the one switching channels because politics of a substantial sort bores your walnut-sized brain senseless?
her twitter feed is divided all right – 90% fake, 10% bottom feeders
Myst? Really?
(ok, I just checked, LD was indeed tweeting about Myst. And I’m sure Donkey has fewer than zero clues about what that is.)
She implies that Lena Dunham constitutes 2% of her twitter feed. If that were true, she would be following 50 people. Julia follows 345 people. Math is hard for girls.
Yeeea no. Despite her “talent” Lena is pretty awful. She’s racist as fuck.
http://distantly.tumblr.com/post/30586163007/here-are-some-sample-lena-dunham-quotes-about-japan
privileged, mean, and stupid is a bad combination
… except those who are watching something else; those who don’t own tvs or computers; those who have to work; and those who don’t care either way. I guess 6 halves make a whole.
Michelle is the best. I usually don’t vote, haven’t voted for President since 2000 when I did an absentee ballot because I was excited about voting the first time (can’t remember who I voted for). But yeah, November is going to be a great month because I get to vote for Obama and then have a big EXPIRATION DATE party soon after (still looking for sponsors for the party, if anyone’s interested…)
You don’t vote? So you really are an asshole. I was on the fence. But now I know.
+ One million.
You can’t remember whom you voted for in 2000? Because that was such a easy presidential election to forget? Bullshit.
LOL… 2000 is probably the only year I absolutely remember for whom I voted!
Nader. I am unashamed!
Well, it was also my first presidential election. I was young and idealistic and excited. I thought he would get the 5%. *sob*
That was a sad night. I cried as the results came in, then cried for the next eight years.
I voted in city and state elections, just not Presidential ones. Mostly because I’ve only been in blue states (NJ, NY, MD) since I was old enough to vote. It makes way more sense to donate money and to support causes, such as marriage equality, because at the national level both parties have some pretty inconsistent positions, conflicts of interest, and bullshit leadership.
In 2000, I think I voted for Nader, I’m just not 100% sure. I was in NJ, there really wasn’t a point in voting for either of the other two. I was just some kid who was old enough to vote and wanted to vote. I’m in MD now, so it really doesn’t matter here either. Obama is a 100% lock to win MD.
Why did it take you so long to realize I’m an asshole?
You need to never talk about politics here again if you don’t vote, seriously. If you’ve got no skin in the game yourself, it’s easy to be all “let’s you and them fight” but that’s bullshit.
I have never been a member of a political party—none of the current US parties align with my political philosophy—but I sure as fuck vote in every election.
Yeah, there’s so little room for us Whigs in the today’s political spectrum.
This is not correct. It makes no sense for me to vote in Presidential elections–sorry, but as long as we have an electoral college, I’d be wasting my time voting as a Marylander in a presidential election. I fully realize that voting for Obama this year is pretty useless, he’s going to get 60% or more in Maryland. I will make no difference, it makes much more difference to donate money to buy advertising in Florida, Pennsylvania, Virginia. And I do donate to candidates and causes.
I also vote in basically every local (city) election. Once again, this makes more of a difference, as does donating to candidates running in primaries, bc in many cases in Maryland, the election is really over in the primaries.
Voting and contributing money are not an either/or thing. You can do both. Really.
If you live in an extremely blue state, voting for president is fun if you have time, but ultimately an exercise in vanity. Donating money = skin in the game. Being informed and caring about local/state issues = skin in the game (especially because in Maryland, it means getting progressives elected rather than shit-eating incumbents).
Lastly, Obama is far from a perfect president. It’s just hard to overlook the contrast between him and Mittens. Still, some of the things the Obama admin has done are disgusting–NDAA, drones, targeted killings, and failure to prosecute financial fraud for starters. But this is a unique case where (in my own stupid opinion) it seems worth the time to vote just to run up the totals and experience some small satisfaction of saying “fuck you” to Mittens and Ryan.
It just doesn’t seem like a statement that anyone with any kind of sense would make. Maybe stick to masonry and caulk.
Really? Why would someone in Maryland (or New York or New Jersey) get all braggy about voting in Presidential elections? Gore, Kerry, Obama carried these states easily–by hundreds of thousands of votes. Much better to donate money and pay attention to local issues.
Actual political morons get OBSESSED with Presidential politics, but can’t tell you what’s going on in Annapolis or in the state judiciary, etc. Yet, this is where informed individuals can make the most difference. Only a moron would get all excited to vote for President if they live in Maryland. Which is why I feel moronic for being excited to vote for Obama this year… it feels so prole-like to think for even one second that my vote would mean shit.
You’ve made the same statement in each reply. I call that moronic.
Ah yes, some lame statement rather than a reply to my completely valid statement.
Yes, yes, moron — voting for Obama in 2008 when he beat McCain by a million votes in my state would’ve given me a right to free speech. So foolish that I’d rather spend time getting a young, openly-gay progressive elected as my delegate (Luke Clippinger, for the record) rather than a bigoted incumbent. And you know what? This is why Maryland passed same sex marriage and will probably become the first state to cement marriage equality via a referendum in November. No other state has passed marriage equality in a vote yet. But according to you, I’m a “moron” if I’d care more about that than acting like some chimpanzee and closely following the presidential race.
Moron, yes, you are a moron.
You keep talking about voting in the presidential election like it’s a time commitment on par with volunteering. It’s not. It takes what, at most an hour or so? If you’re that worried about your schedule, vote absentee.
I vote in California. My vote for the president isn’t significant at all. I still vote because people have fought and died, and are still fighting and dying, for the right to vote, and I think it’s fucking disrespectful to not exercise that right. It’s not about deciding how important my individual vote is, it’s about participating in a process that is in and of itself incredibly important.
Jesus Christ she is so fucking dumb. I actually think the DNC is more annoying because of it’s energy. You’d think that they were annointing Jesus Christ himself.
That being said, Bill Clinton fucked me every which way, AND I FUCKING LOVED IT!
Sure, the exuberance is over the top, but at least the highlight of the convention is something other than an incoherent octogenarian yelling at a chair.
I hate that people are saying that. Based solely on the commentary I’ve heard I thought he got up on stage, peed himself, then fell down. Out of sheer curiosity (and because I’ve always like Dirty Harry), I watch the speech after the fact. I don’t agree with everything he said, but I thought it was a stunning performance.
Me, too.
The part where Eastwood stated he didn’t believe a ‘lawyer’ should be the president of the US…while he was endorsing a lawyer was pretty crazy. It was kind of Julia-ish.
they had a senile actor as president so they featured another one at the convention
You spelled “derp” wrong; there’s only one “e”. I believe Donks was literally putting on a different face. She has a ziploc bag full of them in her purse. It’s the only way she can show emotion.
That reminds me of a great Goldie Hawn line from (sorry, I can’t do italics) _First Wives Club_:
“You think that because I’m a movie star I don’t have feelings. Well you’re wrong. I’m an actress. I’ve got all of them!”
I believe Donks was literally putting on a different face. She has a ziploc bag full of them in her purse.
Sort of like Mr. Potato Head. I guess that could happen, after all those plastic surgeries and cheap injections.
I’m picturing Serious Political Face™ as one of those face replacements the robots get in “Westworld” after they’ve gone all crazy and killed visitors.
Okay, I don’t know if I have that plot right. Haven’t seen that movie since I was a kid.
I feel super lame sometimes (okay, most of the time, but we are being specific here) because I’ve never seen ‘Westworld’ and only know of it because of the Malkamus song ‘Jojo’s Jacket,’ and I sing along anyway.
Am I missing something great here?
*Malkmus
malkmus. that takes me back
Yes, but my ratio is skewed because I watched it as a young kid in the early days of vhs with my dad and granddad. I’ll be servicey and save you time. Two hapless guys go to a cutting edge western-themed amusement park. Here’s what they look like:
The park is filled with androids who look real and naturally everything goes wrong when the robots start short circuiting. Yul Brynner plays an android cowboy on the fritz and here’s what his detachable face looks like:
A bunch of other junk happens, but mostly that. It reminds me of Donk because witnessing her programming break down I fully expect her head to start doing this one day:
Hope that helps.
I’ve never seen it, either. But your description makes me really want to see it now. Where can I watch it?
I also want you to move in with me and the cathus, and describe all movies to us and tell us stories every night. We have an extra bedroom and I am a good cook. Hope you’re not allergic to cats!
Found it! I am so watching this tonight.
http://www.1channel.ch/watch-4351-Westworld
Yes Dr. Gary! It was directed by Michael Crichton who penned Jurassic Park novel, another story of humans and their own manmade, futuristic environments backfiring on them.
Don’t forget “Futureworld” the sequel, although not as good. I think I saw that one as a kid first before “Westworld”, on VHS with my dad too!
Lawd – Thank Greg you guys. My FB is FILLED with hate and vitriol about anything and anyone democrat. Frankly, I’m shocked at the beliefs of some of the people I consider close friends. I refuse to discuss politics with anyone so they (rightly) assume I’m voting for Obama and assail me with rhetoric. I will be so glad when November is over.
Hide/Block/Hide/Block
Luckily the 20 or so friends I have all agree with me. And the ones that don’t I don’t even see their posts.
I hide all the Ron Paultards. I don’t have that many die-hard GOPers on my FB list, thankfully.
oh honey. I live in the state that elected his son, Rand. Pray for me.
You are in my thoughts, Bunny.
Political face? That incessant nodding is also going to make an appearance at fashion week.
can you even imagine her running around in her gimp wear squealing at each installation?
“Eeeeeee! oh let me on the swing I wanna swing let me swingggggggg!!! You guys I wanna’ swing. Thank you thank you eeeeeee hehehehheheheeeeee eeeeeee Look at me! ooo take a picture. Let me see let me see! Oh take another. Let me see let ME SEEEEE oh take another. WAIT! herek ok now. Take the picture! You guys are so fun! Do you like tutus and rainbow colors brite? Take another picture! Let me see. Wait, squirrel!”
I love you for posting this. This is EXACTLY how I envision her, and you articulated it way better than I ever could.
Sploosh.
LOLOL… We always yell ‘squirrel’ in our house when the kittens are having a melt-down and we don’t know what to do.
We do it to get a rise out of the dog … soooo cute when the ears stand at attention & the drooling commences.
works on our dogs, too! It never fails
If it were anyone else I’d have believed she made that top out of old shoelaces and saran wrap. It’s so flimsy and cheap looking. #ad
I realize now who it is that D0nkey reminds me of in the pictures w/ this post: that 50-year-old dude who got Honorable Mention in a Cher look-alike contest …
One of the reasons I HATE her (yes, HATE) is because of stuff like this, being presumptuous and take-take-take without any regard for anyone or anything. That’s bad enough, “we all make mistakes”, but there’s never any sense of remorse or shame after. EVER. No guilt, no accountability.
This is why I rail against her being a “sociopath”, because I think she truly knows these things are wrong and doesn’t care (as opposed to not understanding except as an odd abstraction).
Julia IS a sociopath and doesn’t pay any attention to the rules, whether abstraction or whatever. Never has, never will. I’m just hoping she eventually trips up horribly and neither Dad$er nor her dwindling enablers can rescue her pink princess ass.
HA — “we can’t wait to …. read more about her Burning Man adventures”
its in the queue, j valentine, its in the queue.
She’s got to be loving the information contained in this post. She will “um… er… oops?” her way out of any shilling obligations, by citing the rules against it.
i wish Russian Girl was here to tell us how babushka up there is sporting the finest club wear this side of Murmansk, and that the pixelation is in no way a sign of a cheap canon camera and/or stalinist fauxtchopping techniques. also, she is the fat now.
SHE IS FAT NOW!!!!
truly fat
Looking at Nick Bilton ‘s photos compared to a Donkey’s brings the LOLs. Comparatively, hers have no depth, no soul and no substance, much like a Donkey herself.
Also, his show the shitty dust up of the Playa… hers do not. I’m thinking Donkey did 48 hours and 16 costume changes on the Playa and then bailed. No pics with Taryn Southern or Nick Bilton??? It’s worrisome!
They say that there are tourists, and then there are travelers. Julia is a tourist, a spectator.
repost!
WOOF!
WHAT is wrong with her?! spot the donk that does not belong! she is never in the moment. everyone else is THERE enjoying themselves and she is fucking bothering someone or texting. GTFO!
She has to pin people down (literally!) to converse w/ them. Isn’t that the chick who’s boning Tim Ferritt? No doubt she’s telling the girl that she, D0nkey, fucked him first.
No doubt.
UM.
Why does she have a raft ass + double chin in this pic? But not in any of the eleventy billion BM pix SHE posted?
It is obvious that Wendy has used photoshop to make it appear as though Donkey has a raft ass and double chin.
This photo looks literally NOTHING like her in any of the other photos. It looks like a completely different body.
I’m actually in the camp that believes she doesn’t photoshop. I think it really is all posing and contortions — further evident by this, when she’s caught off guard and just looks… different.
I think there’s honestly just a lot of sucking in and twisting about.
I agree that she doesn’t photoshop as often as we like to think around here, but bitch gets damn clumsy with the clone brush now and then. I tend to think the debatable ones are optical illusions, though. Decent shopping takes patience and an eye for subtlety, and Julie simply isn’t capable of either.
She’s legally blind, you know …
Lie #639203
“Sucking and twisting” would be a good username.
You rang?
<3 You da best
Do you think she has a naturally square cooch?
Maybe the least flattering photo of her ever. Absolutely needs to be archived and used it posts again and again.
I do not believe this is photoshopped.
I sure hope someone archives all these. FB photo urls have a way of changing every now and then (not to mention, albums deleted / privatized later).
Burning Man pic of Donkey and Julia’s Donkey-Boy before retouching.
When is this photo from?
I have never seen anyone’s lower half shaped like that in my LIFE. I know she can’t help the way she’s made, but still. Yikes.
I stared at this photo for probably 10 minutes. This is a room full of idiots.
Is that Devin behind Julia?
Wait, this isn’t a Renaissance Fair or Medieval Times or something?
Is that Pancakes behind the pink skirt?
Bwaha!
And to think, while this photo was happening I was the silly idiot for actually working, out of costume, at a job.
Am I understanding this? Did she wear all white to someone else’s (albeit ridiculous, but still…) WEDDING?!?
All the guests were asked to wear white to the actual wedding. Julie just thought it would be cute to keep it up for the cray cray BM hoopla.
wasn’t that a different wedding? it doesn’t look like this one was all white – just JABA and the Bride!
Um, yeah. Notice how only JABA and the Bride are wearing white. What a bitch.
is this considered spamming yet?
pic #3: just gotta point those toes, even though she’s in the background. once again, barbie legs backward on a torso. and get some new glasses, jesus julia!
ps. idiotbox you are banned! #not #poorlatenighthumor
Seems like she’s incapable of standing still … would that be the tantrum-of-a-4-year-old escalating, or does D0nkey have crabs?
She is so Dawn Wiener from Welcome to the Dollhouse in these photos!
“Special people = Retarded, Dawn.”
so, those two people sitting in the center on stools… did she crash someone’s wedding? where is twinkerballs? which day was this (this outfit has not featured in any of donkey’s own photos)? who is the girl she is accosting in the very first photo?
(most) questions answered, nvm.
These are incredible!!
Pic #2 – look at those thick, meaty Donkey thighs. Wow.
“For those who were asking, my Burning Man photos were taken on a cheap Canon camera. None – NONE – not a SINGLE one – were photoshopped. (I don’t even own photoshop.) I *did* brighten them (using the Enhance tool in iPhoto), and sometimes I amped up the color using the color saturation boost to a 1, but that’s it. I find that the sun in the desert does most of the hard work of lighting the photo perfectly!”
How sad to be arguing with invisible people on the internet in your 30s. Sure there are going to be haters, but you could just live your life and ignore them. Or… make your photos private, so that only your true friends can see them.
It must be exhausting to lie, retract, justify, and then lie some more, ALL DAY LONG. It must be exhausting to live your life, define your life, by what you post online.
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody was there to hear it, did it make a sound? If Julia has an experience offline and doesn’t post about it, did it really happen?
“brighten them” is part of the definition of “photoshop,” by which people living in the 21st century who have access to electricity by conventional or solar sources mean digitally enhancing images
I love it when photos she has no control over surface.
two things. first, how can anyone wear that? second, how can anyone with legs like that wear that?
Total lack of self-awareness.
mirrors are available at many stores, in many price ranges
I say this as someone from sturdy Cherman peasant stock – those legs are awful and nothing to bray about. Much like my own.
There is nothing not hilarious about this photograph.
Those are some legs.
What in the name of Shelob’s snatch am I looking at here?
Is this the alternate dimension where every 4-year old’s imaginary friend hangs out in between sessions of reasons why mom’s vase got all broken?
Damn.. Donk’s right leg looks enormous in the 2nd photo.
And look at poor kibbles&bits there. She’s got his arm in a death grip, all twisted and crunched against the pillar. Poor guy looks like he is in real pain; madam JABa is — of course — oblivious to that.
camera. camera. camera.
somebody, stop me!
honey where are these coming from? is the first batch from the same event?! (lakehouse wedding?)
the white wedding event and their continued moron parade at burning man.
GET A JOB, you grifters!
It is the wedding and the reception. See bride and groom outfit, same at both. If you look at all the wedding pics it is pretty clear they had people change into party clothes with a BM vibe.
It is the wedding and the reception. See bride and groom outfit, same at both. If you look at all the wedding pics it is pretty clear they had people change from white into party clothes with a BM vibe.
Jesus Christ. The difference between her photoshopped pix and what she really looks like is truly shocking.
Dr. Gary – YES!!!!! She is so doughy faced and unattractive.
Did you watch “Miss Shapen”? I assume that the confessionals were taped some time after the main shooting, because her face looked like a moon and her arms were beyond flabby in them. Markedly more so than during the actual show footage.
No. Never stop. Ever.
LackaSacka’s weak little chin inexplicably skeeves me out …
I think it’s his gigantic teeth that protrude and make his chin look that way. I don’t think it’s easy for him to close his mouth all the way. Gives him kind of a Cletus look in a lot of the pictures.
I also love how she didn’t tag herself in every picture. It’s clear this Wendy woman didn’t tag the guests. Donks totally went in and chose her “best.” But it’s too late Donks, we’ve seen everything!
The chins! SO many chins!!!!!!
chin implant? something about her dentures doesn’t fit right — her mouth never quite settles itself correctly
Oh yeah. See that divot right above her “chin”? That ain’t natural. Before she got it she looked like a Simpson’s character.
When did she get it? Do we have any pics of her “before”?
That’s EXACTLY What her lips look like — the overhanging top lip looks like a Simpson’s character!
To be fair, the chin implant isn’t the problem with JA’s face. It was a big improvement–same with the 1st nose job. She looked a lot better in 2005-7, post chin implant and nose job. The problem was all the subsequent crap she did–a 2nd nose job, botox, restylane, juviderm, weird diets, juice cleanses, laying around all day, staying up all night, etc.
Isn’t that Donk’s wrist with the pearl bracelet and LIU tattoo? It appears to be growing out of her chest and it’s freaking me out.
I don’t think that’s her.
he looks like he just smelled something bad
there’s more but they don’t add. did i break the internets?
well, i guess she took jordan’s advice that it’s totally ok to wear a bra as a top to a wedding.
Is that Annie Lalalaaa over to the right? Blue-haired and slutty?
Yep. And her grifter husband over Julie’s left (our right) shoulder.
Blue-haired? I think it’s a Yandy’s jvalentinecatalog.com fascinator, Barney Edition.
but a tiara to a wedding? Aww.. it thinks it’s royalty!
I spot a biggo zit between her eyebrows. No wonder she wore a bindi at BM.
ramshackley
Just….WHAT? Forget the donkey, she looks some sort of primate ape trying to look intelligent by wearing glasses.
That ape looks dam smaht.
That ape isn’t photoshopped ONE BIT. I only used a picture of Donk and applied a minimal amount of iphoto!!!
Don, on second thought, you are correct. This one is more accurate:
Other than erroneously making the nostrils symmetrical, I’d say you done good.
She looks like a woman in her 50′s! And what the freak is wrong with her MOUTH?
Too many cheap injections done by a poorly trained practitioner.
I get the feeling she was giving him the cold shoulder. A few pics show her turned away from him and not acknowledging him. Seems like they could have had a tiff. Not that I think you have to be glued to your bf all the time, but this is Julia we are talking about, and she’s all about the performance.
I will not imbed this because of all the nightmares.
This face will pop up in my dreams tonight, I know it.
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/582673_10151128668329528_885868929_n.jpg
Did ya’ll notice that Donkey’s hooves aren’t even on the floor? I would not have bet that Little No Peep could lift her up … at all … cuz her calf alone appears to have the same circumference as my waist / waste / weighst (hai, MMBH!)
These people…Jesus fuck what the hell is this. I was just watching “Sleeper” last night on Netflix (get more Woody Allen films Netflix, dang) and they remind me of the Diane Keaton party from the beginning. Sorta vaguely hippie-ish obviously moneyed stupid jackasses with way too much time on their hands. You could not pay me enough to attend a wedding like this.
I feel judgmental today, sorry. But…wow. Everything about this is ick.
In case you haven’t seen it, there’s an absolutely wonderful documentary about his process, his oeuvre and how he got his start. Loved it.
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Woody_Allen_A_Documentary/70243553?trkid=2361637
Ooh good rec! I am a big documentary whore.
They need to seriously expand their woody allen library. They have almost nothing and it annoys me.
Riddle me this, my precious kittens, is moron Nisha dating that moron 5 hr workweek guy? because i may just have to vomit, if so
oh greg, of course she is… joining you in the vomitorium!
And once i’m done vomitting, i will gouge my eyes out because of the what-the-fucks caused by the crotch mystery
i’d really like to do disgusting things with that .gif. I mean DISGUSTING. call me!
Present.
Ginger balls!
Oh my…
Wow! Those are some gigantor balls!
he has all the balls – greedy bugger!
Looks like a codpiece worn under clothes. Nothing to see here.
*45 seconds of guffawing*
Oh GOD it’s a banana hammock (and pants) one size too small. Tonight, all the balls. Tomorrow, “OMFG WHERE ARE MY BALLS”.
He stole Devin Stetler’s balls!
Nisha Moodley (sp?) is having hour-long orgasms with Tim Ferris, apparently.
He’s all talk (as if you wouldn’t guess that). I have several friends who have tapped that and, well, they were very disappointed.
Makes sense, he was akward and weird as fuck in college. Plus, he had a major asian fetish.
who are these two?
Here’s the album I found the above in, for those who love to suffer:
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151128486969528.479996.65047389527&type=1
I’m so confused. There was a wedding at Burning Man?
The wedding was June 30.
my gregamighty. I am scarred for life by that wedding album.
Wow. I am (almost) without words.
I do have to say that, although that it isn’t my personal style, it looks like it was a fun, moving wedding. And there were some very, very attractive women there, including the bride, who I think is lovely. It is obvious that the couple have friends who love them, and I was touched.
Julia, though. Oh dear, dear Julie. I can only surmise from the glasses (WTF, Our Lady of Vanity?) and the fact that she and Twinkerbell seem to have showed up at the tail end of the reception that Our Dearest Donkey was having an extended crying snit-fit over something and dislodged her contact lens.
And, yeah, the “I do not manipulate pictures” argument has lost any credibility it may ever have had. She may have starved herself between the wedding and Burning Man, but even starvation doesn’t make you taller or make your inner thighs shrink 5 inches in two months, especially when that is where you genetically store all of your fat. Sad Donkey is tragic.
O.M.G. this wedding – a very touching photo of the Bride putting on her white jean flared mini shirt (WUT???) and is someone wearing an upside down turkey on his head????
It is crazy, but it looks like they meant it, you know? At least they are genuine in their nuttiness, and they are happy – if perhaps also stoned. Trust me, I’m not endorsing white jeans flared mini shirts/skirts as a wedding look for the chic bride or anything. But after watching Julia contort herself – literally and figuratively – to fit into any and all situations, it’s refreshing to see people comfortable in their own henna-decorated skin.
I don’t doubt their love although, I can’t help but feel everyone is in some weird sort of trance. I wouldn’t want to be friends with any of these people. They sort of scare me. Just my opinion.
Woo-woo wedding extravaganza! I had to look at every single picture to take in all the cray. The entire place was full of MLM millionaire grifters. It doesn’t seem that Donk fits in with these people, more like they just tolerate her and totally have her number.
She was about 15# heavier here.
That wedding certainly was whackadoodle grifter central, wasn’t it? I confess I clicked through every single one of the hundreds of ceremony and reception photos in dreadful fascination at the rampant foolishness and self-indulgent nincompoopery. I think it might have given me nightmares.
sad donkey is sad. i mean, look at her:
There is no judgment in Fug Rock City.
The one on the right looks like she’s about to expire from scarlet fever.
This new headband-with-tiara-attached look is very strange.
Yes. ^ This. What IS that? So strange the tiara/fabric headband combo.
Looks like she’s been shopping at Claires. Except I don’t even think they were crazy enough to do that so, ye olde glue gun?
Jeez Donk, a three year old who discovers mommy’s makeup drawer comes out looking better than you!
THE TEEFS ARE HUGE-TASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!
The lipstick is to vom and so is the rest of her face! No, no, no.
She really is not an attractive girl.
Also, PS Donkey, this is what you truly look like – you do not look like the photos where you contort your body, shave off your thighs, and only show 1/2 your face. You look this fug all the time! Hope that helps!
Lalllllllla looks cute in a weird Mad Max way.
What was that Lalla quote from DissAdvised show? “If people keep referring to you over and over as a spoiled princess, then maybe you need to consider there is a reason why people keep saying it.”
It might be my Burner past, but I kind of like Lala. She looks more like the kind of people I know from Burning Man – unique or hand crafted outfits of the breathable variety, but will still take a picture with you and smile.
She also appears to have a bit of resentment/fear in her eyes here. I think she has wised up to the donk a lot since last year, but is being nice.
her facial expression is insane
Based on body language it looks as though Nickelcock went balls-deep (all 2 inches of it) in Annie Lalalalaaa at some point during Burning Crotch.
and the JA henna is all but vanished from his arm. this picture is some many levels of bizarre.
My sister got henna like 3 weeks ago for a wedding and it’s STILL on her damn hands.
Yeah. Most likely while Donk was sleeping in until 3pm, dude probably went to town with Lalalala and her husband.
Which her?
Gentlemen’s choice, really.
Twinkleballs looks about 12 years old here.
Is that your water bottle or are you glad to see me? Gah. Being double teamed by those two would be some level of Dantean hell.
Is emasculated Goatsoap boy holding a strap-on dildo in his right hand? Looks like he just came out of a session of Lalllaalalalalalallal and Donkey pegging him.
They look winced
heh, look how Julia has her head tilted the wrong direction so her “good” side will show. It never ever ends.
Oh is that why she’s got 90% of her body as far away from him as she can get? I was thinking it was body language for “trouble in paradise”.
Look at that picture! This guy doesn’t stand a chance. It is truly to slam on my brakes. And honk. And laugh.
Dang! We know how Cute & Tiny™ LaLa is, & yet, her thighs are the same size as Little No Peep’s …? D0nkey’s not only going to break him in as The Intern Boyfriend, she’s going to break him in pieces, sure ’nuff.
Watching her try so hard to look sexy is exhausting.
Someone give that poor famished boy a cheeseburger.
It’s the prominent collar bone club members photo. Sorry, donks, you just didn’t make the cut.
But seriously, Lala and the boy have the exact same size and shape clavicle. That’s weird.
And a band-aid. Julia is trying to puncture his thigh with her index talon. Um, is he holding a “personal massager”?
I keep wanting to believe he ain’t no homo. But Jeez Louise, he looks queer as a three dollar bill in this pic.
Holy pudenda Batman.
Well now we know where Twinker’s balls are … Donkey’s storing them for the winter.
her arm is bigger than his leg
hehehehehehehe
If Donkey’s so concerned that nobody thinks she’s pregnant, why is she attending Lamaze class?
How nice they could enjoy Lamaze class together.
PUSH!!!!
“I said ‘BREATHE’, not ‘BRAY’!”
Yeah, those thighs don’t touch AT ALL (side eye).
ALSO HER FACE!!!!!!! SO BLOATED WITH TWINKERBELL’S BALLS!
What an adorable couple! She looks so relaxed and happy, unaware that a camera is trained on her in this rare candid photo. Except SHE MADE HIM STRATEGICALLY PLACE HIS HANDS!!! No need to photoshop the bread dough that was bulging out of her three-sizes-too-small hot pants,
i HAVE to stop reading RBD at the library. the snorts are most difficult to keep under control.
They show girls the other day in my area. Insipid shit from a retard. 15 mins later, she’ll be less famous and still fugly as hell
Haven’t read all the comments yet, but, HOW is she going to get out of this one?? Seems like there’s not much legalese she can use here. Or can she blame ‘the sponsor’ for not getting her permission. Another blown-up and burned bridge for the braymeister.
Most likely Julia Allison approached the merchant & grifted the sponsorshit … not that it isn’t on them to do due diligence, but who knows what lies she told to get some free dragstumes? Maybe she’ll get banned, but I doubt that a whole lot else comes of it …
I agree, she will get by unscathed just like she always does. No one really cares enough to follow through, and she has built her entire web of lies and grifting on the fact that nobody ever will.
Something I learned at my very first volunteer job in high school: sometimes it’s easier to give in to/ignore the crazy people, than to argue with them. You write off your mistake, and you never have to deal with them again.
Unless they come back year after year…
Srsly. The marketing tools @jvalentineinc @yandy & @tutuspirit donated “so many SEXY, FUN, CREATIVE costumes to Costume Central at Burning Man!” based on her ability to influence 100,000+ fake-ass twitter follower bots?
They don’t know what the hell they’re doing, obvs, and get exactly what they deserve: laughingstock status that they aligned their companies’ reputations with Princess McGriftyLie.
OT, but fuck me in Raul’s sling…Rachel Sklar ALSO went to the DNC?
I figured she must have had some random hookup/invite to be in Tampa, but there is ZERO, and I mean NO reason for this idiot to have been in Charlotte. If she’s not careful she’ll start to make Juliar’s “coverage” of Fashion Week seem legitimate.
I guess it’s safe to say she’s just there to “network” (twitter stalk) for her TECH JOBS FOR ALL TEH GIRLS campaign, which is seeking to change the ratio of Rachel Sklar’s bank account. At least it doesn’t seem like she fooled anyone into letting her on television at this one. The few clips I saw of her at the RNC were UNBEARABLE. Clearly just reciting whatever headlines she read off her iPhone, trying to sound smart….she’s Julia Allison with slllliiiiiiightly better programming.
Blech.
Seriously, you’re killing me. And I love you for it.
Yes! Ouí! Sí!
Astounding.
Jesus christ, I’m sorry but…I was willing to wager she starved herself for weeks for BM pics. But jesus christ, that pic and the ones from BM are not even CLOSE to looking like the same person. I wonder how many photographs she had to go through just to post her skinniest ones.
She’s so sad.
I think she hit the Adderall (sp?) pretty hard before she left. Why did we never see any more pics of that wedding? Because she knew she looked like a chunk so she starved herself/hoovered the Adderall so she’ll be thin for 2 more weeks until she’s snorting Whole Foods chocolate bars again.
She also chose almost all the ones that focused attention as hard as possible away from her terrible legs. See exhibit A and B accompanying this post (the shower curtain liner photos). I mean if you are chunky whatever. But jesus, if you are so damn uncomfortable with yourself that you have to carefully photograph and then curate 700 photos just so the world that isn’t watching realizes you are SKINNY DAMNIT, just fucking get help already. It can’t help also that she looks like she outweighs twinkerbell by about 25 pounds.
Fuck her and her “lol I went to Georgetown” tweet. Because your life is really shitting all over that opportunity, Donks.
This is one of the things that infuriates me about her. But I’m bitter because even with the partial scholarship I received, I couldn’t afford to go to Georgetown. And if I had, I guarantee I wouldn’t be fake covering NYFW because I’d have a job in the gregdamn State Department. Because that’s what smart, driven people who support themselves with Poli Sci degrees from Georgetown DO!!!!
What’s with the garter belt thing? She has them to match every outfit. Homegirl is batshit
Wait! More photos of the Donkey from other people! Do we have? Who is this Nick Bilton person and where are all his photos? I want to compare and contrast with her own photos. They are crazily different y’all.
Here are his photos. Ineffable:
http://www.nickbilton.com/2012/09/04/burning-man-2012/
His pictures were gorgeous. Of course he probably didn’t have a cheap Canon camera that only takes pictures of rainbow retards with no dust on them.
Perspective(s) of his photos is/are located in a different solar system than Donk’s. Layout/presentation/perspective is interesting and well-presented.
They really are gorgeous. Almost convinced me to give BM a try and I am hardcore anti-camping.
Beautiful photos of Burning Man, taken by somebody who clearly is interested in (and respectful of) the world around him. the difference with Julia’s photos is so very stark.
It’s weird because I thought Bilton was an absolute ninny for tolerating Julia for even a second, but I can see from these photos that I underestimated him.
No, he’s still a ninny and his work is ill-informed crap. But he did a good job with these photos!
Those are cool. The movie theater is awesome in particular. Of course Julie and Twinkerbell, the dud-namic duo, didn’t see it.
No, I don’t see them there, but in a galaxy far, far away, two little painted piglets were busy squealing at passersby to stop and take pictures of them together with a cheapass Cannot camera:
Wait, there were actual events at Burning Man? With people besides Donks-n-DevDev?
Seriously, if you were to side-by-side Bilton’s photos and those from La Donks, you’d think they were taken at totally separate events. Though Bilton is still suspect to me for tolerating (and even writing about) Donkey, at least he seems to get the event.
Also noticed that he doesn’t have any photos of Donkey in his collection. I’m sure there are tons of unpublished photos of her leaping in front of his lens, but he seems to have had the good sense to leave them out.
I’m more convinced than ever that she was there for one day, took some photos, changed a bunch of times and went home.
THIS
Beautiful pictures!
See, these are the kinds of things I see in my mind looking back at the burn. It is very beautiful in many ways, and I say that as someone who went ‘regular’ camping (at a beach near SF) for the first time in 12 years this last summer (that’s how much fuck camping), but made many treks out to the burn and hardly considered it camping.
Semi-related, ‘honorary RBDer’ Chris (who has done chat, Skype, and the Miss Advised drinking game/chat with me) just got back and is insisting that I go next year, camp with his camp (they did the Burn Wall Street art), and ‘double-team prank the Donkey back into the lube-scented hole from whence she came.’
When I told him about the shill-nanigans posted here, he said, “Fuck Julia Allison… Stupid cum-hungry cock slut.”
Man, there may not be judgment in BRC, but Jules sure is shifting some paradigms.
Also, for whoever mentioned it last post, you can see the edge of the Neverwas Haul (seriously one of the most amazing things I’ve ever experienced out there – glad to see it still rolling!) in one picture.
Also, Boogaloo! I wonder if the Garage Mahal is still around?
Dammit. I thought I had ditched this part of my life.
Please tell Chris that this cat lady loved Burning Wall Street! I love your burn stories too, mcakez. You’re not the only former playa hippie around here.
Are we finally having a donkey free fashion week? I have not heard the usually brays so far but it’s early. I figured she would be all over E! Correspondent Ryan Lotche trying to OBO GoatSoap
She isn’t arriving until next week. I can’t understanding skipping out on Fashion Night Out and the city this week. Idiot.
She has a wedding to go to this weekend.
I love the weddings she goes to in SF – they are so fucking crazy! She really found her element – crazy grifters with spinning eyeballs who have no jobs! Such a step up from OMGfounders!
These people keep her feeling perfectly safe in her wasted life of an existence.
I always judged her by the company she keeps, and the compnay she keeps is almost without fail just so fantastically lame.
This weekend’s is a high school friend, so will be fewer lulz.
excuse you, Albie, that’s high school debate partner and prom date! she’ll never let the tiny and cute bride hear the end of it.
I LOVE the high school debate team brags. Because normal people brag about high school accomplishment 15 years later. Nothing weird about that. Nothing at all.
You know she’d be bragging about her college GPA and SAT scores as well, if they didn’t both probably suck very hard. No one cares that you were a “nerd” in hs, loser.
But the real question is how many times did she blow the debate partner/prom date? I suspect all will be revealed in the post-wedding pictures.
Donk at Burning Man, snapped with Canon disposable and buffed with iphoto ONLY:
She’s 100% batshit insane. It gets worse and worse with every passing year. When she was a semi-famous (but not really), still cute Gawker punching bag it was kinda amusing and she was sometimes at least remotely tolerable. I never found her cute but, I could see how some people tolerated her antics for what she stood for at the time (fameballs etc) and she seemed to be at least partially in on the joke. Now, it’s just sad, stupid and ridiculous, the longer she goes on like this. I don’t mind pointing and laughing, but it also makes me wonder how low she can sink. Is she gonna be pulling this shit at 40? It’s just rank at this point.
I mean, just look at her. She’s wearing a shower curtain as a bra. She’s 31. She just “starred” on a little watched reality tv show that is obviously never getting renewed, on which she made a gigantic ass out of herself, and it was just painful to watch. I mean…it’s just sad at this point, in a way. There is no stopping her but you really, really want to, just for the sake of ending your own embarrassment by proxy.
i’ve been through some horrendously trying times lately, but I can always say ” at least I’m not THAT.”
/rant
At what age will she say to herself, “I’m too old to wear a tiara in a non-costume-party situation”? Because Greg knows there are plenty of 50-, 60-, and even 70-year-olds still pulling that shit (see: peopleofwalmart). Of course, they are obese and insane and are wearing terrycloth shorts up their cracks. Oh, wait.
It wasn’t even cute 7 FUCKING YEARS AGO. It certainly isn’t cute now, or funny, or witty, or original. My god, sit the fuck down.
Even an Angelyne or Minnie Pearl caricature niche is beyond Donk’s grasp in the image/branding development department. She should resign to being a joke: Buy a pink convertible and wear a custom tiara with a Mercedes rhinestone-encrusted hood ornament as the centerpiece and a permanent price tag attached to it that dangles between your eyeballs.
PS No disrespect intended to the former glory of Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon (stage name: Minnie Pearl) or the current glory of Angelyne by mentioning them in the same sentence as a donkey.
That’s the thing that annoys me. If it’s a joke, it’s not fucking funny, original, and if it’s not a joke, well…that is just sad. I think she wants it both ways. Haha this is a joke aren’t i hilarious! (no you aren’t) but also, please envy me, my fabulous life, my gay boyfriend, and my 6 figure salary (LOL).
Pick a lane. Be a joke and actually make it funny (you aren’t SNooki, she is actually amusing) or just go away. I just…don’t even know who she thinks is even watching anymore. Because no one is, besides us, and that is just for shits and giggles.
I envision a Baby Jane existence in her future. She’ll be one of those crazy old ladies who keeps a million dolls and stuffed animals in her bedroom and smells like mothballs.
I’m reminded unpleasantly of Miss Havisham, of Dickens fame. If I remember correctly, she wore a tiara well into her golden years.
Apparently “the boyfriend” made her dinner last night and he’s an excellent chef.
Is it just me, or does it bother anyone else when people refer to their sig others as “the?” I know a few peeps who do it and I think it’s just wrong. I would hate to be called “the girlfriend.” Then again, we don’t know WHAT kind of arrangement donkey and him have going on, so I suppose she can call him whatever she wants.
UGH GOD. how long is this charade going to last? NO ONE CARES. Like it’s so amazing she has a bf, and does couples things. Christ.
Of course hes’ an excellent chef. He’s also SO NICE. The nicest guy ever, the first truly nice guy she’s ever been with since the last one, and the happiest she’s ever been, inexorably.
And has been unemployed for nine months and appears not at all to be looking for a job. Maybe put a “The” before BUM or DEADBEAT? Birds of a feather.
THANK YOU. I have several friends who do this on facebook and it makes me crazy. We all know your husband! His name is Bob! You don’t have to constantly refer to him as The Husband! It’s so weird.
It’s as if they think people are interested in their “story” or something. Like they view their life as a show, and “The Boyfriend” is just merely a cast member. I just find it disrespectful, and come on, no one has that level of interest in another person’s life anyway.
Nail on head.
agreed. It’s totally that. They are involving all of us in the fanfiction that is their sad little life. No thanks.
What’s worse is “The Mister”. That one is beyond pretentiously coy, it rages me.
*showervom*
outing myself probably, but my catfriend doesn’t mind me speaking of him on the internet so long as I don’t use his real name. So he is lolboyfriend to the internet.
This could be my English as a second language syndrome, but it also sounds to me like “The Boyfriend” is supposed to be the only boyfriend in the world. Which, trust, he’s not. Special snowflake fail.
I think I was rung..
For some reason, that contrived fauxto just annoys the how fuck outta me moreso than others — I guess it’s because (even though I’m not at all religious) I say a blessing of sorts before I eat, & it’s, IMHO, a private moment of sorts.
I know, The Boyfriend aka Little No Peep, has no cajones & wouldn’t dare tell her to back the fuck off for even one Greg-damned moment, but I suspect that his gesture isn’t any more sincere than anything that fakety-fake D0nkey puts forth.
Well, he certainly can’t afford to taking her to dinner. I wonder if they had on-sale butterbut (LOL typo and IT STAYS) squash for dessert.
If he had any of her, it would certainly be her butterbut. As he closes his eyes and thinks of Prince Hot Ginge.
Thats always been a big turnoff with me on blogs, where it seems to be common practice – “The Kid,” “The Husband,” “The Parental Unit,” etc. Hate it. It’s not clever.
Also have a pet peeve when blog authors always refer to themselves in the plural, I.e. “in which we went to the book store in London” as opposed to “when I went to the bookstore in London” or “I went to the bookstore in London”… it’s fucking pretentious and re re.
The picture is great also. She HAD to position those ugly, polka-dotted, bowed oven mitts in the shot, didn’t she? Come on, at least allow “the boyfriend” an OUNCE of masculinity. He just cooked you dinner for christ’s sake.
http://pics.lockerz.com/s/242101251
You know what people who are looking to sped upwards of $300 a night on lodging in Marina del Rey love? The lingering smell of old-ass fish in the place. Good thinking, jerks.
Dear Greg, look at that dainty mouth breather Devin Stetler!
This guy does zero for me. He’s like a weird praying mantis. I would do Jelly, Greasy and Pancakes before this dude.
OMG YOU GUIZ!!! dudebrah (aka the boyf) totally made ME asparagus FOR DINNER last night, TOO! Julia and I are, like, totally funk-pee sisters! Like, WOW! The universe works in such mysterious ways, lol!
Is this guy even trying to find a job? Because I’m a programmer, and whenever I’m in the market for a job, I’m constantly fielding calls from recruiters, fiddling with my resume (different jobs need different selling points/emphasis), getting ready for interviews, going on interviews, doing phone interviews, and generally not in any way traipsing across the country in stupid costumes out of touch for days at a time.
What kind of programming does he do? Is he any good at it? How long has he been unemployed?
Unemployed since December. The guy wants to be in the spotlight, for sure. She met her match in the “dead-eyed, not cute but thinks he is, loves staging fauxto shoots of himself for no reason.” He is a poor. That’s why he cooked dinner.
I’m almost buying that she’s into it.
Nine months? Wow. The job market for programmers is actually pretty good, so that’s a really long time to be out of work.
Well, silly, he doesn’t want to work! Why work when you can go to Burning Man and be treated like a Fashun Model by your donkey-friend who takes pictures of you on her cheap Canon (NO PHOTOSHOPPING!)
Then it’s off to NYC! So glamourous! I wonder how many hotels she is contacting trying to get a free one because she has 128,000 Twitter followers (that she bought!)
Where do you live Crazy Eddie? I’m in SF and if I have to read one more ad looking for a “rockstar” programmer I’m going insane.
yeah, I’m a programmer but not a rockstar and I’ve never had recruiters beating down my door.
LA is absolutely insanely hot right now. If he was actually looking it’d be inconceivable to be unemployed for 9 months – ESPECIALLY for front-end talent in LA.
Well, I guess that’s the problem, I used the word “talent” and his resume is ultra-sad. Favorite bit is where he calls himself an entrepreneur and seems to have nothing to actually stand on with that…
I’m in Austin. When I put my resume up, I get called by recruiters. Maybe one out of ten of them are worth talking to (i.e., have a lead on a job that you want and have a chance in hell of getting), but until you know *which* one, you’re gonna be spending a lot of time on the phone.
And if your phone isn’t ringing… well, it’s time for you to start dialing or posting resumes or applying or… well, nothing that involves traipsing off to the desert.
If he was actually looking it’d be inconceivable to be unemployed for 9 months – ESPECIALLY for front-end talent in LA.
I’m assuming he’s more of a back-end kinda guy.
OT, but went to look at Twinkerbell’s LinkedIn, and clicked through to related profiles, including Jordacted and husband, Georgina, EmphasisAdded Emily, etc. It’s so weird to see that these fameballs/blog personalities have actual adult careers*, with job titles that I don’t even understand (wtf do account managers or executives DO? You can tell I’m coming from academia here…)
*I mean, except Jordan. and Masha. and Lasagna. and Mary.
He’s been self-employed since January. Here’s his LinkedIn. The site he made for Julie isn’t great.
Self-employed folks are usually very alert, dedicated, re: job ops, selling themselves. I have a close friend who’s a great graphic designer, working with lots of defense contractors–he has a high security clearance–and entertainment folks, and the guy is constantly on the phone, hustling, working hard. Twinkleballs seems incredibly lazy to me and not very bright, a pleasure seeker who just wants to have FUN and would really love it if you could foot the bill. Thanks, babe! Gotta run!
Oh, yeah, I meant “self-employed” as in “lost his jerb, hasn’t found another, is trying to finesse it for the resume” not as in actually self-employed (I have been doing the latter since 1999 my ownself).
why are you doing all that when you could just wait for the universe to send you what you need, provided that you are white and privileged and not poor or starving or in a less developed country?
Twinkerballs isn’t from a well-off family, is the thing. Julie is a terrible influence on him—she’s got the OMG condo to go back to, but Twink’s only got his parents’ couch as a fallback.
He should be hustling instead of tagging along on the Donkeytrain.
I mean, sure, being a white d00d with a college degree is still privileged, but he isn’t in a position to play “let them eat cake” like Julie.
Yeah, my question is…how does he make rent? He must have some hidden grifting skills.
Plane tickets, tube socks, and white lake wedding loafers ain’t free. Julia’s Donkey-Boy got the moves like Jagger. Who/where/what he squeezin’ dat green paper out of?
I want to love Annie Lalala, but she makes it utterly impossible.
The nicest thing I could say is at least she always looks camera-ready. She should be giving makeup and posture tips to Donk, not “love” advice.
Tips? With those eyebrows, wickedly feath-ahd hair, crazy eyes and blue eyeshadow, Lallala looks like an 80′s hair metal girl snorting meth in the back of a Camaro!!
Lala La Love Tips from the backseat of an ’85 IROC Z28.
I’d like to picture her in this one:
But I’m thinking it’s more like this one:
http://youtu.be/gczC0Mzz4MM
Just watch the first ten seconds.
I swear to God she is being played by Cheri Oteri in the first ten seconds.
I can’t stop staring at the gaping hole between her boobs in that tank top. Mind you, I used to be that girl (woah is the small breasted girl), but still. After that, I couldn’t (as an OMG FORMER DEBATER turned DEBATE COACH) get over how much she uses her hands to talk. We’re she standing, I’d be focused on her use of the speaker’s triangle. Jesus.
Donks’ way of doing the rainbow theme is truly stupid.
I mean, unless you are wearing all the colors together, wearing a green tutu one day and a blue one on the following day a rainbow does not make. To the people who see you, you are just dressed in green or blue, and the same goes for LackSack’s soccer outfits (if that is what they were).
I can picture the following scene:
Burner: “So…. Who are you? Devil playing soccer”
LackSack (in red soccer shorts & socks): “No, it’s a rainbow. Every day I wear a different color. It was my girlfriend’s idea.”
Burner: “Oh….. your… girlfriend…. of course. Yeah…. I used to call him “girlfriend” too. Anyway, didn’t I see you at the Abbey a couple of weeks go?”
LackSack: ……
(LackSack runs into the desert)
“Anyway, didn’t I see you at the Abbey a couple of weeks go?”
DEAD.
I… am dead. Dead from happiness.
SERIOUSLY! Imagine a special ed bloated retardo-Donkey flirting with you and THIS IS WHAT YOU’LL SEE!
How can she not see how ugly she is? It’s so fantastic!
nao i haz a sad
Look at how deluded she is. Don’t worry she’s fine. She thinks she looks like Angela Jolie when in reality she is channeling Dawn Weiner.
It’s amazing how little weight she needs to gain to start looking matronly. I never would have guessed she was just 31 from watching MissAdvised, I initially thought she was a lot older.
She is going to have a hard time once her metabolism starts slowing down.
I think her metabolism is already fucked, and I feel for her about that because I did the same thing to myself.
Dieting is the second most reliable predictor of weight gain; the first is recovery from disordered eating. Add the two together and you have weight gain cocktail.
If she weren’t so delusional, though, and actually dressed for the face and figure she has, she’d look infinitely better.
She’ll be so perfect in her upcoming role of Cautionary Tale Crazy Foreveralone Aunt Julia.
I love her costume philosophy. Just slap as many sparkly things together that do not belong, make it extra skimpy and slutty and VOILA! Instand art. How many layers of stupid are even there…it’s hard to count.
LOVE IT!!! What program are you using? I want to take a class and make funnies, too!
I use Gimp for the composites and gickr for the gifs. Both free.
Lots of How To vids and docs online. That’s how I’m learning, just google whenever I want an answer on something, a rank amateur.
SERVICEY!!!!
I think yours are great!
Dept. of Math Is Hard, Exaggeration Is Easy:
“I […] worked for a Congressman for 2 years.”
1/3/2001 – 8/3/2001 – “Legislative Correspondent”
11/1/2001 – 2/1/2002 – “Part Time Employee”
10 months total and only 7 full-time.
http://www.legistorm.com/person/Julia_A_Baugher/58817.html
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IN a job daddy got her, which makes it even more special. Wait, a job daddy got her after she failed out of Indiana University, but before strings were pulled to get her into Georgetown. Totally brag worthy IMO.
If you are going to be the idiot-child of a family way more accomplished then you, and utilize those connections to get accolades you completely do not deserve, at least do the world a favor and STFU about it.
I’ll hand it to her, her contortions really do make her look better in photos. She has mastered real-life photoshop and MySpace angles. Although, if you saw her from a non-camera angle while contorting, she’d look like a deranged Cirque performer.
There’s a great photo somewhere that someone took of her from behind as she was posing for a photo. Hilarious. It was one of the bi-coastal bdays. Her one leg was behind the other one and twisted up.
If you had no job and a 24/7/365 for the past 31 years obsession with yourself, you’d be an expert too. Trust.
This plastic star-nippled stripper costume is reminding me of an old post I read recently. Don’t know what she was talking about but she went to someone’s house and they had a stripper pole(?!) but she said she didn’t use it because it was the wrong size.
I can’t even. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN????????????????????
Hey guys. I’m one of those hippies by many qualifying definitions. We hate donkey, too! Kind of obsessed with this website.
Are you someone from Burning Man who has independently found us? Because that would be kind of amazing.
Welcome to the lair.
guys…. guys….. psssst…..
I think this it the best Julia Allison Baugher thread for ever and ever in perpetuity throughout the universe.
I think it would be infinitely better if someone forwarded the link to the Burning Man people.
These unedited pics are the gift that keeps on grifting.
It’s perfect. And much, much less than she ever dreamed.
everybody dance now!
your wish is my command
that cat’s face was exactly my face as I gazed upon this.
Purrfection, as always!
oh my GREG, I can’t. This is so unsettling and worrisome in the best way!
Applause!!! You have been missed!
Terrifyingly accurate.
I am sad, as there only appear to be five fingers on those hands.
Fire up the hater lazer..
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
Just sped through @United TSA Pre at LAX in 60 seconds … Without even removing my cowboy boots. Now THAT’S the way to fly!
Rona @Ronamurder
@JuliaAllison @United whoa whoa whoa wait, but you could have a bomb or a wine opener or tweezers in hidden there! haha
Julia Allison @JuliaAllison
@Ronamurder – I had … Wait for it … A WATER BOTTLE FILLED WITH WATER!!
Rona @Ronamurder
@JuliaAllison hahahahah that is amazing. kudos.
Does everybody get it?!!! Not only does she have a BOYFRIEND, but she is FLYING SOMEWHERE, because she’s an in demand journalist and advice columnist!
I can’t work myself into a froth anymore. There are many reasons and since I don’t post a lot anymore I’ll go into them now.
1) I have problems. I’m getting laid off from my programming job. Am I envious of someone who has an infinite flow of money and no responsibilities? Probably, but I need a job for the sense of purpose it brings me, not the money. I do wish I could fly around and the world and visit some of the catpeeps who have become my friends.
2) After watching the show I’m pretty convinced she is mentally retarded or emotionally disabled in some way and I am morally conflicted about pointing and laughing at her. The show had the effect of humanizing her to where she wasn’t just stupid tweets and terrible pictures. I am not so sure I would throw rotten eggs (the perfect metaphor for an “expiration date” imho) and confront her if I saw her in person.
3) I can’t hate and hate and hate her on the saaaaaaaaaaaaame fucking bullshit again. This tweet for example. Oh hay, JA was late for her flight AGAIN. Cross out the motherfucking bingo square. JA was an entitled piece of human trash and thinks it’s her LUCKY DAY that she violated federal law and brought a water bottle on a flight. Hey, I bet she even left her phone on the whole time during takeoff too. Lather, Rinse, Fucking Repeat. I can’t do it. I’m at the point where if I really went on a rant, it would contain words that would offend most of you and I’d further isolate myself from one of the only communities I have left in my life.
4) Fashion Week. OH BOY. This is what, my 4th time watching this shit? I don’t care about labels, photo shoots, designers, etc. I’m not going to watch her vimeos. I am no longer appalled she is using a stolen NBC mic flag. She has committed so many crimes at this point I don’t give a fuck anymore.
5) Cringe Comedy has been eroding my psyche for some time. I hate uncomfortable social situations, yet I keep watching these squirmy tv shows (The Office, Peepshow, MISS ADVISED, etc) and wondering why I keep eating more and more Xanax.
6) Julia reads here. She has read all of it for years and it makes no difference. I’m just yelling at the choir and it feels so meaningless.. I don’t want to point out how fucking stupid a stupid person is if it goes nowhere. At this point I sleep easy knowing you are all beautiful, smart, cared for, extremely independent, and a million other things Julia is not. I love you guys but frankly you cannot compare yourself to this universally loathed person and really feel better about yourself. It’s like saying “hey, 3rd world kid, I GOT MONEY YOU STUPID POOR BASTARD! HAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna go drink CLEAN WATER now, you leech on the World Bank.”
/rant
tl;dr She’s a stupid bitch but I’m whining in the wrong place.
Best of luck with job searching and other hassles, dear KS.
I’m sorry about the job and I hope you find something good soon, ks.
I’ve known about her for years but didn’t really start reading here till May and I’ve got donkey fatigue too. Tomorrow I am going to curb the internet timewasting and take my first Bikram yoga class. I will not post selfies of me in my poses though.
oh Kraken. I hope you get a better job that fulfills you. You’re so right in so many ways.
For me still though this place isn’t even about JA. It’s about you guys and how awesome you all are. Smart, funny, kind, interesting…
But I see what you’re saying, you’ve got Donkey Fatigue.
+1
… and best of luck KS, keeping fingers crossed that you’ll have a new gig lined up before the current one ends
I hope things get better. :
And so does every famous Carol.
No one on the internet is worth one working oneself into a froth. The Internet is a virtual funhouse. Don’t spend too much time in the House of Mirrors. Be out in the world if it’s going to affect you like this, and I wish you and everyone who’s struggling with unemployment the best.
1. Best of luck to you. I assume that, unlike a certain unemployed programmer we’ve heard of here, that you are *actively* looking for a new job
2. I’ve said this before: my (imaginary and definitely not fuck-you-)money is on an autism spectrum disorder.
6. I would love for Julia to come away from this board one day realizing that she needs help from a real doctor and get it. Maybe she will, maybe she won’t. In the meantime… I’m fascinated not so much by her directly as by the reactions she provokes.
She’s such a liar. After she whined for an hour and still had to take them off, she just tweeted that she didn’t have to ’cause it makes her look so VIP.
Those boots have got to be a filthy ruin by now, with cartoon-like stink fumes emanating from them. She probably didn’t have to take them off, because she wasn’t really wearing them. She lies like a rug, as my Dearest Grandmama was fond of saying. I may have that tattooed onto my wrist some day. Question: if you go through that new-fangled body imager thing, do you have to take your shoes off?
Mule, when I went through….shoes had to be off. They scan them for explosives residue separately. They give them back to you on the other side after you’re scanned.
Just read a fabulous article in Rolling Stone about the Samsung heiress/drug runner and of course I thought of our Julie:
“I never really got along well with girls, so I always liked boys better,” she says, although boys don’t rate too highly either. ” “I think of men kind of like a commodity.”
And this part:
In June 2011, Lisette Lee faced a Columbus federal judge, having finally thrown in the towel with a guilty plea. “I believe, Ms. Lee, that you were naive,” said Judge Algenon Marbley. He revealed that her psychological evaluation had described her as having a significant “narcissistic dimension,” which had underscored her crimes. “You knew it was wrong, but there was a certain fascination,” the judge mused. “It almost appears that you believed that you were playing a role.” He sentenced her to six years.
And especially this part:
But like all great liars, Lee insists she never really lied to anyone. If while cultivating her mystique she happened to omit certain truths, and the people around her happened to fill in the gaps with their own imaginative leaps, that was the fault of their own stupidity. She couldn’t be bothered correcting such people, since they weren’t worth the effort. “You have to understand that a lot of the pretenses that I give out to different people have a lot to do with how much value I give them,” she says.
Read the whole thing here: http://m.rollingstone.com/entry/view/id/31377/pn/all/p/0/?KSID=6804052a136fe77ed7417a0a64ce7bc8
That is pretty fucking amazing. Thanks!
Isn’t it? I’m not familiar with this writer but I’ll look out for her stuff in the future. Brilliant article.
“That Lee evaluates others strictly through the lens of their usefulness is key to understanding her otherwise senseless lies. Utterly self-absorbed, as narcissists are, and hollow of empathy, Lee seems to only know how to further her own needs. And her singular desire was to seal herself in an echo chamber of adoration. Her acolytes existed to further that vain fantasy; in all other respects, they were expendable. Just ask the trail of manipulated people whom Lee left in her wake, still trying to make sense of what happened – especially her co-conspirators, who all pleaded guilty and were given prison time.”
SO JULIE IT HURTS.
THIS IS WHY I READ HERE. This is the pathology that needs to be explained to anyone who comes in here seeking to defend her.
Oh man. I also liked this:
“Lee says her proclivity to stretch the truth is due to ‘carelessness’ – literally, she couldn’t care less. She is simply too indifferent about others to be honest with them.”
Her “rebuttal” letter at the end of the article is basically Julia coming into chat.
100%.
It’s a boilerplate rebuttal, I agree, and the similarities between the two women are fascinating. In Lee’s world it’s a terrible thing to be considered a liar (and she lies to a hopeless and psychotic degree); JA can’t bear being called a stalker, because stalking is what crazy people do.
My takeaway from this article that hangers-on – those who float throughout all these stories, glomming on one richie after another (always “living” with this person or that – have no spine nor sac. They just want to play at being rich. Sound familiar, Twinkerballz?
As for Lee…well, Julia Allison WISHES she could pull that off. She did for a bit, it seems, but now her grifts are limited to fucking tutus at Burning Man.
Great read! Thanks.
I am dying over her descriptions of the jail life! Iced cappuccinos and mocktails, huh? What an absolute loon. Fuck.
Awesome. Reminds me of Don Draper’s Playtex ad:
god i miss don draper! when is mad men back? spring?
Can you imagine the non-boner you get when a plump bloated donkey is looking at you cross-eyed down the nose of her glasses? (shudder) (voms in shower)
two different people!
Two houseflies, both alike in smuggery
Nice try, but not quite.
She wishes she had .000000000000000000000001/3 of the sex appeal.
She is NEVER getting into the special people club.
omg, a madonna costume from walmart
Precisely. A disgruntled, unstable soccer mom who, in a terrible comedy of errors, crunches up a Quaalude, washes it down with a bottle of cooking sherry, then accidentally hops on the wrong train and ends up at Burning Man in a highly flammable Wal-Mart Madonna plastic and lace Halloween costume.
*FOR MOVIE LOVERZ out there I’m picturing Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Requiem For a Dream’ carjacking George Roy Hill’s ‘Thoroughly Modern Millie’ then flying off a bridge and crash landing on top of Pedro Almodovar’s ‘Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown’ all imploding into a puff of Gus Van Sant’s ‘To Die For’. Oh, and directed, exquisitely, by Christopher Guest.
Crazieskitties and Gentlecattens, I am proud to say, this site has thrown itself on every rusty-sworded donkey turd, cracked it’s very own ever lovin’ chin down every possible, free falling step of this upwardly failing, spiraling donkey hole staircase, and has now reached one of the lower.possible.rungs on the crap ladder.
I won’t say “lowest” because, as y’all have reminded me, I can never sell her short when it comes to breaking the shit meter.
FASHION WEEK…(hooves stomping)… (dust swirling)… (lips rippling)…(wait for it)…
HERE SHE COMES!
Shit, I forgot, in reference to the movies– You have to sprinkle ‘Desperately Seeking Susan’ fart dust over all those other ones to get the perfect blend.
i like it! (but don’t bring Almodovar into this, he is holy)
i work in an office with a lot of younger women who come to work pretty much naked and i often wonder if they will all still dress like that when they are older
I have six words for you: Angelyne. And the Duchess of Alba.
Even though I kind of adore both of those ladies for giving nary a fuck and letting their freak flags fly, it’s a dangerous precedent.
Someone with more talent than me needs to make Julia Alllison “Rainbow” Baugher Cheesy Skillets of Grift™ paper dolls. I’m starting to wish she’d become legitimately famous just so there could be a Julia Allison Burning Man Barbie™. (Comes complete with rainbow pack of stripper clothes! But no stripper pole, because it was “the wrong size”.)
It makes sense considering Tinkerballs is already an emasculated Ken doll.
OT, but we never heard that Ma and Pa Baugher were in love with Twinkerbell after meeting him so I guess, um, er, oops – they don’t! Not shocking as this guy is their worst nightmare – encouraging their daughter to grift around Burning Man only to take another week off (off of what, they both have no jobs!) to bum around NYC while Julie pulls out her fake NBC mike flag and covers fashion week for… um, no one.
At least Jack McCain had her not dressing like a slut on the regular, put her on a sleep schedule, was rich, OMGfamous/prominent and had ya know… goals and stuff. Did I mention, also, he was rich?
Look to the right. See that pic of her in the sheer black top and padded matron bra? Yeah, that’s from New Year’s Eve with Jack McCain.
My bf had a friend over last night that went to Burning Man. I excitedly asked “did you run into Julia Allison?” I immediately realized that was the first time I’d ever spoken her name out loud, and I shivered at the notion that I was referring her to as a real person worthy of discussion. He said something like “there were 6,000 people there,” which I knew but I figured HOW COULD YOU NOT run into her with all those costumes?! He also has never heard of her.
OT but he said at one point during BM he was invited into a pickup truck by these 2 british girls that were doing nitrous. He didn’t do it, but it made me wonder if JA had the opportunity. Because that would explain some things.
I unexpectedly have 2 extra tickets to the Rebecca Taylor show at 2 pm TODAY – diehard fan & can rally immediately? JA@JuliaAllison.com
I also have one ticket to Lela Rose at 11 am tomorrow – any takers? Email me!
how does she have tickets “unexpectedly”?? she knew she would be in SF and would miss these shows. inconsiderate donkey is inconsiderate. and she doesn’t even mention that these shows are in NY.
also did anyone see her gross exchange with hermione way about sex in HW’s bed and a dildo at “the Villa” where donks and twinkerballs are staying?
She cc’d bravo on that tweet. She wants a couples reality show I bet. Unreal.
As New York “Hate Cature” Fashion Week coverage approaches, let’s remember these amazing recent Donkey looks, captured within mere hours of the JValentine pics:
So the phlegm ball, scheme-juice and skin tag encrusted white bra top old thunder thighs wore to the icky RenFaire Burner wedding (that was June 30?) is the same as all the ones in her Havishamly-fanned rainbow collection of 8 matching bra tops from Burning Man…. which means she liked the way the white one looked so much she begged for $300+ worth of the exact same shitty, scratch-the-fuck-out-of-your-armpits sequined belly dance top? This cunt! I can’t! This grifting fail was either an incredibly lazy long con, or a laziness-leading-to-panic based short con. Either way, it is beyond risible that a donkey is on her way to cover OMG FASHION WEEK when at this most recent event renowned for its unbridled creativity, her wardrobe showcased all the inspiration of a stack of dollar store tablecloths. It really is to laugh.
“@JuliaAllison Have fun! You must be happy…not twittering so much these days!”
“ha, I know, right? The more present I am, the less I tweet. And he’s hard not to be present around!!”
……I know I’m stupid, but I honestly can’t make sense of her response. Like, wtf does that even mean?