Moms and Dads, both sets of them, must be so proud to see what their 30-something unemployed kids get up to!


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  1. (yes, she was one) says:

    The time Donk broke down in tears at her lack of a Care Bear costume was one of the funniest moments of her pathetic life. She really thought it was a travesty that she would have to go without a Care Bear costume!

    Seriously, she has to be developmentally disabled.

  2. Queen Neferteeri says:

    At least she didn’t have to use padding in that costume!

  3. Rld says:

    She’s always had furry tendencies. Ref slutty Firefox, and she’s been trying to make the care bear costume happen for years.
    Has our crazy horse finally met her sole mule?hoove’s crossed xx

    • Ex Spurt says:

      We can only hope. Sadly, I think his lack of money, and balls, will soon become problematic.

    • Ex Spurt says:

      I’d forgotten slutty firefox back from her greasy days. Also, I’m going to call this costume no1curr bear.

      • A-Game Content says:

        Oh! Love so much!

      • Gimme Pig of Love says:


      • Albie Quirky says:

        Precision snark.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        Surgical strike!

      • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

        Please do tell… what is the “slutty firefox” costume?

        • Prof. F Camping says:

          ah, my young padawan, you have much to learn.




          • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

            They let her on a plane wearing that? WTF? TSA strips down little kids, how did they let her get away with that? I guess a BJ goes a long way these days.

            Dude in the first pic… If pictures could talk, he’d be saying Fuck My Life.

          • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

            Just noticed the signage on the 3rd photo. This is her idea of Conscious Growth? Oh Dear God!

          • Prof. F Camping says:

            oh my darling, that’s Greasy, “sweet SF boy” who doesn’t tip and is a mouthbreather. she OBOed him for pancakes. he was even in miss advised for about 2 seconds.

            yes, they let her on the plane wearing that. here you can see the TSA doing a stellar job with airport security:

          • Prof. F Camping says:

            the best part was that after julia had worn this costume, she sent it to her intern as a gift. sadly, the photos are gone, but the whole gesture was gross and tacky.

          • JFA says:

            Ugh, all the guys she dates are SO LAME. So gross and not hot and toolish. And she was so proud of that bargain bin firefox costume. I can’t.

          • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

            So many faces ago!

          • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

            Man. Remember the time Julia claimed she NEVER wears prefabricated/store-bought costumes? The mention up-thread of her crying jag over not getting a ScareBear costume reminded me.

            For the newbs: Julia Allison begged over twitter that someone should hand make her a slutty ScareBear costume so she could be a pretty, hand crafted, darling cuddly Princess Schnookums at Halloween. She offered to repay in never-ending adoration and cupcakes (or something), and howled about how she would only accept something handmade, no store-bought crap, because she had NEVER EVER EVER wore store-bought crap.

            Yeah. Compare that with basically all the crap she had worn before (the slutty convict jump suit, the slutty police woman uniform) or since (slutty Queen of Hearts, slutty Super Woman, slutty Firefox, bulky, floppy, felt applique peeling off CareBear costume featured above and basically anything she wears at Burning Man) and recall that the same year of that meltdown she bought some legwarmers, a tutu, and some brand new fucking toe shoes and crashed an LA party to cry and drunk tweet.


          • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

            P.S. Donk — Your art SUCKS.

            We all saw that on the last episode of Miss Advertised, though, when she was VERY PROUD of the heart she painted.

          • EyeRoller says:

            Here we see Donkey working the farm leagues of the motivational seminar circuit. Such humble beginnings for a future Tony Robbins-certified, hot rock walkin’ expert.

            Eat her dust, Steve Pavlina.

          • Alex says:

            I’m sorry, how the hell is that slutty? You don’t really see much skin, she wore tights/pants and everything…there’s really NOTHING inappropriate about her costume! Most women wear less on a regular day.

            Is it slutty just because the girl is attractive?? I admit I don’t know anything about her, maybe she’s done other things that pissed you off, but there’s nothing wrong with this particular costume…

          • Random Snowflake says:

            Calm down Kevin Alex.

        • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

          TSA has a cheesy grin and he didn’t make her take that hat off or those furry wrist bands? She definitely blew him.

  4. Ex Spurt says:

    Oh dear, Donk, you stupid cow, you’re his beard, not bear.

    What the fuckity fuck fuck. This pair of tools is glorious together and Dev was heaven sent just for RBD entertainment, I’m sure. I just love it. totally bonkers.

    • Dyspeptic says:

      I didn’t think it could get better. It got better.

      • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

        And I’m positive it will still get better. Come on, it’s donkey. She hasn’t met her rock bottom yet. As scary as that is, she has a bit of ways to go.

  5. Can-Swiss says:

    I’m so embarrassed for them. They look special, so special…

    Princess Goatly always seems to look like the little brother of an attractive person. He’s close to being attractive, but not. He’s the Baldwin Brother of attractiveness.

  6. GrammaRian says:

    Developmental issues are looking more and more likely

    But on TV all the developmentally different people are nice, not mean

  7. iblow4shoes (formerly sad lilly) says:

    He actually looks excited to be wearing that stupid costume.

    • LOL says:

      soulmates:) LOL

      These two are soulmates

      • Wonkeye says:

        This (crack)pot finally found her lid. I can’t imagine there is another man on the planet who would gleefully don the outfits she’s dressed him in this past week. Good on you, Donkarina. Now hold on tight, because the cat ladies want a wedding, complete with coordinated dance number and numerous costume changes.

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

          My gay friend Rick would.

          • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

            Is Donks the Liza Minelli of social media?

          • EyeRoller says:

            Indeed, life is a braying cabaret for Donk, and yes, I am getting a Liza Minelli/David Guest vibe from these photos. However, Donkey could break both hips, divorce five times, and permanently move into The Betty Ford Clinic and she’d still be worthy of a fat slap in the face from La Liza.

  8. Word count says:

    The tiara sells it for me. I wouldn’t believe a normal 32 yo would think this getup is creative.

  9. Effing Ineffably Un-Effable says:

    This man has no penis.

  10. stalker is stalking says:

    Dear Greg. I just LOVE when she has a boyfriend. It’s the best kind of crazy.

  11. Donk. Donk. Who's There? says:

    Zero chemistry between these two.

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      Agreed…no genuine affection in any of the pics. And no pics of them kissing. They just…pose.

      • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

        He’s the Will to her Grace. The Stanford to her Carrie. The Rupert to her Madonna.

        She knows he’s gay, but she thinks this faux relationship is good publicity so she can stay relevant. She’s hoping in the event of the planned breakup, Bravo will sign her up for a season 2 of Miss Advised.

  12. Pescachickenarian says:

    She looks like my middle-aged aunt Jean.

  13. Fashion Girl says:

    1. I am shocked that she didn’t have someone tailor the Care Bear costume so that there was cleavage. Or at least just take a scissors to it herself.

    2. Because a pink furry costume isn’t enough in and of itself, it is integral that one accessorizes with a tiara and glow-stick necklace if one truly wants to be “special”.

    3. As much as I hate when people I know post their BM pictures on Facebook, hers are truly the treasure that keeps on giving. Bless.

  14. EyeRoller says:

    The one thing that would’ve made this photo more hilarious is if they were proudly holding up their college diplomas.

  15. Antibiotics with a Side of Antibiotics says:

    Too many teef.

  16. KashMoney says:


  17. ShesJustStupid says:

    Oh god…she’s back to this nonsense.

    Julia Allison @JuliaAllison 5h
    That said, I’m headed to SF on Friday, then NY on Sunday, then Chicago a week from then. Why do I even bother to say I live in LA?!?
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    • hamster of hate says:

      Answer: Because you’re a pretentious twat and dumber than a sack of hammers.

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      So this is the set up for when she leaves LA and sets up in the OMGDowntown Condo? No doubt she’ll try to move-in with the bf in DTLA, but that will not last.

    • lizzieborden says:

      Anybody see there is a MissAdvised event in SF tonight. Notably minus 1 “expert”

      • melting marionette says:

        TechCrunch Disrupt – SF is on from September 8th to the 12th.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Is she seriously going to Disrupt?

          Actually, maybe she can find a job for Goat Soap. Oh, ha ha ha, what am I saying?

      • KS says:

        I live near SF and haven’t heard about it, do you have a link?

      • EyeRoller says:

        Emily and Amy seem to be teaming up to pack a little more punch at their book signing(s). Maybe they can stay together and write an updated “The Rules” ( for a newer generation of women, a book that, ironically, Donk referenced heavily in her Hoya (Georgetown) column of yore. If Donk had less face and more brains she would’ve thought of that idea and teamed up with someone. Oh wait, her attempt at that was TMIFreakly, never mind. Burn on donkey, burn on…

    • Tingolayo says:

      Does she have “business meetings”? Does anyone still think she’s employable for anything? (I’m serious– she’s a giant case of The Emperor’s New Clothes, but could there really be people who haven’t realized this yet?)

      • fig says:

        I am with the crazy lawyer grifter woman and would say: yes. her powers of manifestation truly are amazing.

        • HipsterLawyerGrifter says:

          AHHH delurking out of deep, deep lurkdom (not that i was a super regular commenter) to answer the ring! although now that we have hipster lawyer, hipster grifter, and lawyer grifter, i may have to consider changing my name.

    • Peltergeist says:

      I don’t know why, but her constant same-city name dropping annoys the hell out of me. It’s like when Bravo or E! repeats those shows you only kind of half-watched, and you think you might as well keep the channel on, and then by the 2nd episode of something they’re playing for 8 hours you want to never watch tv again.

      • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

        Especially since she just spent the week at an event that, to some degree, really does acknowledge being eco-conscious and tries to promote alternative energies and less waste. I know, I know, that seems paradoxical with regards to people travelling out to the desert and blowing shit up, but it IS one of the aims of the event. Waste not, Leave-No-Trace, and all.

        Without going into specifics, recycling, conscious consumerism, and eco-friendliness are constantly preached, addressed, and supported out there. Whether you personally agree that the event meets that goal, many people do try. Julia herself stomps all over it with her behavior out there, and then her vanity travel upon return, just like she did with that one organization (I forget which one, was it Oxfam or something?) she managed to ingratiate herself with, and then make laughable with her Pretty Princess travel itinerary.

    • Who do you think you are? says:

      Fashion Week starts tomorrow. What about your Fashion Week coverage, Donkey!

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Julia Allison suffers under the delusion that any day now, TMZ paps are going to be chasing her down an airport concourse, begging for an interview & pics.
      Keep telling yourself that, D0nkey … it is to laugh, & so we do.

  18. Can-Swiss says:

    Have a look here at what people wear at Burning Man:

    I don’t see too many store-bought plastic “costumes” here.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      True, but they all look more than a little ridiculous. But this one may be my favorite


    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

      After looking through these pics, I do not believe she was at Burning Man at all.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      That octopus thing is amazing.

      How can you go to Burning Man and take 100s of pictures of yourself and your eunuch, and not take photos of the artworks? She did take a photo of the rainbow tunnel, but probably only because it matched her outfit.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I can’t hate on Burning Man.

      Even though, for me personally, the cons would now outweigh the pros as far as attending, it’s something that in another lifetime I surely would have loved to do at least once — many of those art installations are pretty amazing (love the Temple of Juno!) plus, I’m a people-watching mofo w/ a dormant pyromaniac gene & a healthy party animal gene, so yeah, I can definitely see the attraction to it all.

      D0nkey, being the waste of space that she is, merely insinuates herself into this & any / every other venue for the sole / soul / seoul purpose of a new backdrop for yet another fauxtoshoot of herself, forever missing the intended purpose of an event.

      Egotistical D0nkey is incapable of experiencing anything other than D0nkey.

      That said, will one of you brilliant gif artiste’s please insinuate D0nkey here:

      • Princess WideStance says:

        The Washoe County Senior Services Department has a shuttle that takes local seniors on an art tour at BM. No joke. I would totally do that – guess I’ll have to wait til I’m a senior.

        That Ego piece has a Jeff Koons vibe. I actually like it.

      • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

        There is an interesting blog entry on the burning man website about the EGO art piece and its creators. There are some nice images of the burning of EGO and the burning man itself. regardless of how you feel about this event, contrast these images and story with the cheesy vapid images of Donk and

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          Heh, my post cut off “and Microballs.” Coincidence? I think not.

        • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

          Aww. Sometimes I feel like the lone Burner loser around here who actually enjoy idea of the event, and the experiences I had (during my time, not sure I would want to go back again, though some of these pictures do make me nostalgic).

          It is nice to see people sort of looking at it and seeing some of the beauty that can be found out there.

          I have to imagine that most of my burn experiences were very different from La Donk’s. The pictures shared here look a lot more like what I know, vs. her extremely clean million pictures of herself in the same stripper outfit in different colors.

          • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

            *enjoys the — I changed my phrasing but apparently failed to edit correctly.

  19. Lady Donk Donk says:

    That’s fuck you money

  20. juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

    Before any of you spew another invective via blog comment toward Mr. and Forever Ms. Care Bear Scare, please know that my mother taught me that it’s impolite to make fun of the retarded.

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      It’s the tiara that gave me the most canklehausen.

      Really, Donks? Tigger and whatsitsname wearing a f-ing TIARA?

      • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

        I couldn’t figure out his costume, but I don’t think it is Tigger. Looked more like a Chip ‘n Dale (Rescue Rangers) to me. Which, you know, make of THAT what you will.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Yeah, well, phhhtt, cuz even your mom would need only one look at Mrs. & Ms. Re-Re before invoking the ‘exception to every rule’ claws of RBD.

  21. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

    The gay face is off the charts!

  22. says:


  23. JFA says:

    Ugh, so fucking stupid already.

    Everyone is laughing AT you, dear.

  24. Tingolayo says:

    Serious questions:

    1. Whatever happened to
    “Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    My camp at Burning Man is called Ideate & we’re putting on this innovative interactive 3D art experience (with drones!)

    2. What is her job?

    3. Who pays the rent on Marina del Bray? (I’d assumed that Bravo had set her up with a free condo, but I guess she still “lives” there even though the show’s over.)

    • Albie Quirky says:

      1. She was more interested in taking millions of photos of herself. Also, those people scorned her and Twinkerbell.

      2. She does not have a job. She is going to New York to “cover” Fashion Week as a “freelance journalist” —i.e., she will post terrible video to her Vimeo account several weeks later.

      3. She is, or her dad is. The production company paid during filming, but she had to sign a new lease after.

      • Princess WideStance says:

        Classic donkey. “We” are doing this innovative art thing! “My” camp!

        I think we can all guess exactly how much work she did on the camp project. I’m sure that’s why there are no pictures of any of that. Especially since she was supposed to show up days earlier than she actually did.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:


      1] Julia Allison’s 2011 Burning Man bill remains outstanding

      2] Julia Allison was excluded from Camp Ideate

      3] See #’s 1 & 2 — hence, the birth of Camp Idiot, officiated by Julia Allison

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Anyone see this RE: Camp Ideate funding?

        * Camp Registration – $200 minimum
        * RV Power Fee – a minimum of $500 per RV, but donating more is highly encouraged. most people have so far committed to $800-1k per RV

        NO way D0nkey would have ‘donated’ $900-$1,400 in addition to regular fees … did she even participate in the camp’s fundraising events? Methinks her “my” & “we” turned into “cry” & “flee” when it came time to pony d0nkey up the fund$.


    • Right? What about photos of the 3D experience? The drones?

      Who goes to an arts festival and only takes photos of themselves? Even normal narcissists get out of the way and take a few snappies of the scenery.

      She is off the charts looney tunes.

      • Donkarena says:

        and what boyfriend puts up with all the constant posing for pictures for their personal collection — and the costumes? It screams Narcissist and is frankly, tiresome after the first pic or two.

    • Prof. F Camping says:

      it’s so very interesting that donks tweets that she is happy to be back in her own bed, when AirBnB shows her condo to be booked (or at least “unavailable”) today and tomorrow.

      • A-Game Content says:

        Would it simply say “unavailable” if she made those days unavailable – ie, she were staying there? I don’t really know how airbnb works, that is, does it discern between leaseholder/owner staying there and being rented out?

        • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

          I list a vacation house there and yes, you can block off time when you are using the house and there is no way for prospective guests to tell if it is rented or just being used by the owner.

          What I find baffling is that they give an option to rent a room out while they are there and give out a lot of personal information. It’s like an invitation to be victimized.

  25. Don Quixote says:

    This picture is disgusting, but the only thing that’s really bothering me is that stupid tiara smack in the middle of her forehead. CARE BEARS DON’T WEAR TIARAS!

  26. ShesJustStupid says:

    How weird is it that she hasn’t said ANYTHING about Burning Man? Just that she’s glad to be back in her apt. She hasn’t talked about how transformative it was, or her campmates at Ideate–nothing but a bunch of photos of herself and Dickless. I looked at Nick Bilton’s photos. Didn’t see Donks.

    • says:

      What gets me once again is the enablers.

      Why @jvalentineinc @yandy & @tutuspirit would align their company names with someone who engages in deceptive business practices (purchasing 100,000+ fake twitter followers, for example) is bewildering enough.

      But to have it then publicly demonstrated that their products suck so hard she couldn’t even give them away at Burning Man (based on the complete absence of evidence to the contrary) is just beyond pathetic.

      Whomever is was in the marketing and/or promotion departments of these companies that hitched the corporate wagon to @JuliaAllison and her fabricated, virtually fraudulent “influence” should hand in their resignation and go back to business school. IMHO

      If they were my employees, they’d be demoted at best, and possibly fired with cause, as they are clearly clueless at their jobs and woefully reckless with the corporate brands they have been hired to champion.

    • EyeRoller says:

      I see all these donkdickulous pics, but someone said earlier they were not made public on her Facebook account, is this true? Is she trying to “change” by being more quiet about her new boyfriend (on her Twitter, at least, in regards to KFC-Legs going to Burning Man w/her)? I’m wondering whether this is out of the wacky norm for her, or par for the crash course? Real questions.

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        They WERE public, but I just went back there and they aren’t any more. I’m not friends with her on facebook and I saw all the delicousness yesterday, but not today.

        • EyeRoller says:

          So she routinely makes pictures public/available and then snatches them back, right? It that her sick cycle of showing off and then regretting it, or is she providing the photos (making them private after everyone has had a chance to copy them) as fodder for this site because it’s the only place she gets tending to?

        • says:

          Her pictures are all public and have been for some time. Hit “Albums” on her home page and “See More” “See More” a few times (because she has posted literally thousands of pictures of herself).

      • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

        Hey, man, I don’t even eat KFC, but I know that is an insult to their legs. They have growth hormones put in, and all, to make them plump and delicious. Ken Doll Twinkiewinkie hasn’t reached that stage of his procedure yet, okay?

    • Grifty Shades of Bray says:

      I like your “Microballs” name for Goat Soap the best out of all the new candidates.

  27. ElGuaoi says:

    Is Donkey that dominating and emasculating that the Goatsoap dude has to wear whatever matchy-matchy outfit she lays out for him? Who the fuck does that?

    Also, I think it is a bit depressing that the only way we now find out about Donkey’s antics is through her twatter or fecesbook account. That horizontal scrolling blog of hers was at least a bigger window into the insanity.

    • says:

      It wasn’t a bigger window, not really. The liecast amounted to little more than her wedding wish book and omg name dropping. Nothing of substance beyond the requisite quarterly meltdown where she had the same epiphany in 2,000 words or less that 16 year olds have been filling diaries with since papyrus was invented.

      • Prof. F Camping says:

        i still miss it, though. when she opened comments and would engage in insane back and forths about the evils of sugar, or how her parents don’t bankroll her, or moving to guam with jack, those were good times. RIP HorScroll.

      • ElGuaoi says:

        Yes, I guess you are right. But I still can’t get over Goatsoap and his lack of testicular fortitude. Dude just lets Julia the matron dress him up. Reminds me of that arrested development episode about the motherboy dance.

    • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

      Either he’s so retarded that he doesn’t care. Or he’s so gay that he’s enjoying being her Barbie Doll.

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Mercedes C Class) says:

        It’s B.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          I think it’s both. He is not a heavyweight in either the brainular or testicular departments.

          • Ba-donk-a-donk says:

            I’ve never known a man who is so compliant to let his chick do anything she wanted to him. No matter how hot she is. Not that donk is hot, but I’m saying even smokin’ hot chicks can’t dress their dudes in pansy outfits. And above all, not only does he let her do this, he’s quite happy to do it. Dude needs to grow a pair!

          • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

            Ba-Donk — There is an option C. My ex — who was a total NPD case, and with whom I attended several burns — loves costumes way more than me. He never rejects a chance to be the center of attention, and dress accordingly. Costumes were one more chance for him to flaunt what he (don’t) got. Maybe the secret here is that the Dinky Donkey Doll is really just as NPD as she is (see also: fake glamour shorts in his sockless photo spread). In which case, he was allowing her to help him, since he was a Virgin, but he is fully reveling in the costuming aspect. I expect that he loves dressing up ridiculously as much as she does, and will continue to find ways to match her insanity in this.

            It is the need for attention, and Julia hasn’t really had someone so reciprocal in that aspect since J-dacted.

  28. Prof. F Camping says:

    Cuntbunnies strikes (yet) again. No1curr bear ((c) Ex Spurt):


  29. EyeRoller says:

    This no1curr bear photo proves us all wrong– BOYFRIEND is the one who’s pregnant. That’s why Donk tweeted for a man-doctor in the middle of the night recently– She wanted to “take care” of Goat Soap’s pregnancy before they went to Burning Man, but there wasn’t enough time. So she dragged him along in his fragile condition telling him that ecstasy, desert moonshine (aka fermented beer and burner-piss) and RV fumes wouldn’t hurt the fetus.

  30. Princess WideStance says:


    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      I guess Julia couldn’t make it to Kinko’s to print off copies of her 88-point list.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      Is Donkey even capable of writing a book about topics shallow and accessible as man-snagging or man-snogging? Not only is her book only in the queue, it’s only about herself.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        She can’t even really write about herself, that’s how lazy her ass ass is.

        • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

          I find Amy and Emily crass and shallow, but they’re Pulitzer winners compared to Donkey. They’re newly published, employable, and didn’t just spend a week living in a van down by the grifters, taking pictures of themselves wearing Halloween costumes made by Bangladeshi children. I mean, isn’t it remarkable that Donkey can’t even do Burning Man right?

    • GrammaRian says:

      they both need stylists

  31. Juliars in a storm drain:


    The image tag on this pic is “exhibitionist donkey.” Thank you, SF Weekly.

    • mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

      This makes me very sad.

      Donkeys do not deserve to be compared to Julia Allison.

      Recall, of course, that Julia Allison = toot toot, no socks in sweaty plastic boots, burning crotch, diabetes feet, Devin Stetler, cootchie cutters, Monistat, free grapefruit, Elle magazine, Bravo, miss advised, yandy, tutu co (the fact that even an RBD loyalist cannot remember the name of the company is a testament to fail), ceiliacs and grilled cheese, yogur, thighs, fauxga, moanika de mired, nonstop new york, intel, mac, sony, grift, Nigeria, Clear Blue Easy, human stupidity virus, rainbows, carebears, bronies, emergency twitter attention, humanitarian, eco conscious frequent flier, pescachickentarian leather wearer, feather furnisher, plastic shorts, diarrhea, tiara, amy laurent, emily morse, perpetual embarrassment, elephantiasis of the ego, Mounds candy bar (because while you may feel like a nut, you won’t find them in her boyfriend’s shorts).

  32. Mrs. Dr. Sturgeon says:

    She makes six figures, didn’t you know? It’s worrisome…how do YOU make an income? No trust fund for her, she’s got an endorsement deal with Intel! She moved to LA from NYC! She is successful! And happy!

    Can you imagine compulsively lying about virtually every waking moment of your life?

    • Scooby Don't says:

      Donkey’s next big money making deal:
      Online auctioning of sweated in, shiny booty shorts to the highest bidding Japanese business man.
      She’ll be so pissed when GoatSex’s used Yandys go for a higher price than hers.

  33. AFGHANI the Inevitable says:

    I think you mean Momsers and Dadsters (both sets)

  34. Whiny Bitch Spoiled says:

    She is so gross. And so is he. I seriously can’t muster the energy to do better than that.

    And he’s gay.

  35. mcakez: Strange Puss = Sexually Delicious! says:

    Julia shill-related, but not Burning Crotch related: Are Julia Allison’s bestest friends ever at Uber going to be banned from operating in New York?

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Not until the RFP concludes in March. Then another company who aren’t such total dicks will get it.

  36. MissAssvice says:

    I wonder if Donks is going to PDX to help Alana Joy bring in her kid this week. It looks like her ex manager is no where to be seen. Twitter valley peeps can’t stop talking about it and Ms Joy is even getting bacon brought to her by lindy and grundy out of LA ( she is friends with them)

    • AFGHANI says:

      Can we get some links to this juicy, juicy bit of Julia-related history?

      And yeah, it seems like her (ex?) manager George Ruiz is a complete puke.

    • heddy says:

      Did AJ become a friend of Julia’s all of a sudden or something? She used to make fun of Donk right along with us here.

      I always wondered about the coincidental mutual friend in George Ruiz, but I figured that was just a by-product of Alana Joy’s own pursuit of the spotlight.

    • NonSobriety says:

      Uh ‘heddy’ I’m pretty sure MissAssvice was being sarcastic about JA going to PDX. They are not friends. Stop trying to insinuate BS you know exactly nothing about. AJ met GR at SXSW years ago and they dated, there’s no mutual friend omg coincidence. AJ’s ambition isn’t exclusively a “pursuit of the spotlight”. Drama hound.

      • heddy says:

        Uh, wow. I’m pretty sure I wasn’t trying to hound drama or insinuate anything at ALL, especially not anymore than anyone else here. I just remember AJ having her blog/project with Veronica from Road Rules and it seemed like it would make sense that she’d meet agents in connection to stuff like that. Couldn’t imagine too many people with blogs and media ambitions these days NOT wanting a spotlight on their projects. Geez.

        I wasn’t even trying to hate on her at all. I didn’t pick up on any sarcasm and was sincerely curious. But I keep forgetting that every blogger who isn’t named Julia is exempt from public discussion. Sorry to offend you, Alana!

        And if it’s not a “coincidence” that they JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE a mutual friend, then WTF is it? Lol, sensitive people…

        • NonSobriety says:

          Yes I am again Alana just because I don’t like what someone said regarding her.

          “Did AJ become a friend of Julia’s all of a sudden or something? She used to make fun of Donk right along with us here.”

          Sounds like a drama hound to me trying to sniff out something where there’s nothing. Yes, AJ and JA are the best of friends now and AJ is a total fake because of it. That’s exactly what you were trying to insinuate. And GR isn’t a “coincidental mutual friend”. He used to be JAs agent (not manager) and AJ and him dated, something that had nothing to do with the spotlight or ambitions. Big difference.


          It’s also weird that you remember an AJ project with Veronica that never came to fruition but remember or know nothing else of relevance.

          She’s about to have a baby. Piss off your bull shit.

  37. Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Honestly, what does she tell her parents? She’s going to a drug fueled costume party in the desert with her gay boyfriend? Their response, “Please don’t come back.”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      The “Reno 911” episode about Burning Man is one of the funniest things on TV ever.

    • LetItExplode says:

      Oh I’m sure they pat her on the head and laugh about their quirky daughter like they always do. They’ve enabled the grifting by floating her for so long.

  38. (yes, she was one) says:

    She has never been more crazy, yet I would say she has never been more boring. I think we’re circling the drain here.

    • Donkarena says:

      yes, this is getting old. Her pictures are starting to blur together for me — nothing new, same expression, weird mouth, gay boyfriend….it’s all so boring after the 500th time

  39. crazytrain says:

    “For those who were asking, my Burning Man photos were taken on a cheap Canon camera. None – NONE – not a SINGLE one – were photoshopped. (I don’t even own photoshop.) I *did* brighten them (using the Enhance tool in iPhoto), and sometimes I amped up the color using the color saturation boost to a 1, but that’s it. I find that the sun in the desert does most of the hard work of lighting the photo perfectly!”

    Oh for fucks sake.

    • CaptainGary says:

      What’s this bullshit, too-detailed-by-half excuse to an accusation that nobody wondered aloud (to her melty face, anyway)?

  40. These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

    “Schedule for the rest of September: Devin and I fly to SF on Friday to stay at Ben Way’s soon-to-be-legendary BRAVO house “The Villa,” then attend my high school debate partner Andrew Roin’s wedding that Saturday. Sunday at 6 am we fly to New York so I can cover Fashion Week for my 11th straight season … and on the 17th I fly to my parents’ home in Chicago to pick up Lillydog, who has been visiting her “grandparents” while I was “being irresponsible” (my parents’ term) at Burning Man. I offered to pay them to dog sit! They declined, preferring to choose the option of “hold it over daughter’s head” instead. Age 12 for life in my parents’ eyes.”

    The first comment? Jonathan Shriftman: ghjkl;

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