The Burning Man pictures are up. And what did we learn? Black Rock City is a magical place where Muppets are brutally murdered by their own kind:
Julia Allison spent the week fighting back the need to take a gigantic dump:
Julia Allison apparently died of dehydration and heat stroke and reanimated:
And the boyfriend who I still know nothing about is allergic to shirts/muscle tone. (We need to think of a better nickname, y’all! Goat Soap simple doesn’t roll off the tongue.)
Finally, it takes a special talent to be the biggest asshole amongst thousands of sweaty, obnoxious hippies.
There is, it seems, a terrible amount of misjudgment in Black Rock City.