Donk Is Dating A Dude Who Wears White Dress Shoes, Apparently Unironically

Oh dear.

And then there was this zinger from someone on her Facebook friends/fans list. Guess she hasn’t had a chance to delete his comment.

My new boyfriend with the pink bowtie … ALSO named Devin!

Greg Giachino: Better than the gay one.

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600 Responses to Donk Is Dating A Dude Who Wears White Dress Shoes, Apparently Unironically

  1. Stinky Velour Couture says:

    wut? she brought her dog to the wedding? another new low

    • Stinky Velour Couture says:

      okay, just caught up—wedding was at Lakefront Assisted Living.
      designed by bride’s Mom?
      one word for those shoes— Guido

    • SirClompsAlot says:

      I thought the same thing. WTF?

    • CountMeInDaisy says:

      Unless they said on the invite “pets welcome”, isn’t that considered poor etiquette?

      • Donkarena says:

        absolutely! Did she make sure Lilly didn’t crap anywhere that a guest could step in it?

        • CountMeInDaisy says:

          Things like that really bother me. The bride and her family go to a lot of trouble to make this a special event, and then someone shows up with their pet, which–depending on the venue–could potentially ruin the event altogether. Someone as “classy” as Donk should’ve had enough respect to leave her dog with a sitter and have some respect for the bride. Ah, who am I kidding, this is Donk, she’s an attention whore.

          • C says:

            Hire a sitter??? The wedding was at her parents house, where she is staying. Not a big deal in my book. Now the white shoes, oh honey.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Yeah, but it still wasn’t her wedding. It doesn’t matter whose house it was at, you just don’t do that. Put her in the house. But don’t parade her around where she can leave messes everywhere for people to step in. It’s just rude.

          • C says:

            Yeah, I don’t agree at all. It’s a wedding on a beach, not the University Club. [look that up so you know what I am referring to] Besides, I’d rather have Lily at a wedding than Julia.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            What about people who are allergic to dogs? Or maybe just don’t want dog hair and dander on their nice clothes? Maybe the bride and groom didn’t want a yapping dog during their ceremony?

            Plenty of people who have pets manage to keep them out of the way during formal events in their homes. It’s respectful for both the pets and the guests.

          • sausage curls/fingers says:

            I think I’d find the time to yell at someone who brought their dog to my wedding, even if I was a busy member of the wedding party or the bride. I’m sure she finds it hard to believe but not everyone is into animals and some people are even allergic or just plain don’t like something potentially smelly and/or crapping around a 20k+ event.

          • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

            There is a time and place for dogs and children, (and yes I like both) regardless of it being her house they have lovely pet spas or doggy day care. But she’s a fucking self centered sociopath who could only think of herself. I could see her pulling a Kanye during the vows.

        • bitchface says:

          Geez, animal haters on this thread. Lily is not a bad dog and I’m sure isn’t running around being super annoying (prop, remember??)

          It’s the Julia Allison part we hate; her entitlement bringing her as if everyone will adore her as much as others.

          Personally, I don’t really like people who don’t like dogs. But that’s just me.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Maybe you’d mind if you had allergies and were especially sensitive to dog dander. And you really think that Donkey doesn’t let go of the leash and forget about Lilly for a while, when it suits her? Ask the people in whose offices Lilly has shat.

          • bitchface says:

            please, the dog was probably just terrified. I hate how she treats Lily just as much as anyone but some of the dog bashing on this thread is lame.

            It’s *outside* not confining anyone in an elevator with a dog for four hours. If anyone is that allergic to dogs I’m sure they can just move away. Lily is a good dog who deserves a better owner.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            When did having major allergies become dog bashing???

            “Being outside” means shit when Donks is known for letting Lilly run around places where she shouldn’t be. Like offices and airplanes.

          • bitchface says:

            come on, you know what I meant

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            It comes off as you saying that those of us with severe allergies should just shut up and take it, and that some people are looney tunes when it comes to their pets.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            I have a dog, so I think I actually do have room to say something. And, as someone with severe allergies myself, it doesn’t MATTER if it’s in or outdoors, if they’re unfortunate enough to have to sit next to CheesyDonk and Lilly? They’re still inhaling dog dander, which means they’re still going to get sick. And from experience, one allergy pill doesn’t fix it. It takes anywhere from a week to ten days to get better from that.

          • bitchface says:

            oh please… if someone is THAT allergic that it takes one week to 10 days to get over being outside next to a dog then stay on the other side away from the dog as soon as you see one. Do you never go to parks, walk down the street etc. for fear you might run into a dog? The yard looks quite big and plenty of room to escape a small dog and I’ve seen Julia and her dog and she.

            This entire conversation is stupid.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Yes.

            Judge Jacy deems this conversation closed! Let’s move on!

            P.S. I am at an airport and was just very rude to a Delta staff member because I misunderstood her instruction re: checking in and now I feel so ashamed of myself and want to somehow find the poor woman and apologize profusely.

      • C says:

        How would you know they didn’t?

        • C says:

          To clarify: did you see the invite?

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Why are you purposely trying to pick a fight? I’m not the only person here who thinks it’s rude to bring a pet to a wedding. I think it’s rude, and you acting rude in return does not change my opinion. A wedding is a special–and usually expensive–occasion. It’s usually in very poor taste to appear with a pet. And if it was okay with the happy couple, why don’t you see other pets in either pic?

          • C says:

            Oh, so speaking my mind is rude and trying to pick a fight? Not so much, you have been here five minutes, you comment on every post, you pull out these rules and deem what is polite and acceptable wedding behavior for a wedding you were not invited to. Pictures of other dogs? So from the three pics Julia posted you have assumed there are no other dogs.

            There is much to parse when it comes to Julia, but making up shit is just tiresome.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            It’s not a rule, it’s a generally accepted policy, and uh, do you mind looking down a little bit? Or up a little bit? I reiterate, I’m not the only one who feels this way. Oh, I’m sorry, does my posting annoy you? I didn’t realize it was a crime to speak my mind. I merely asked why you seemed to be picking a fight. I let the last one go before you started your own reply thread, so this wouldn’t happen. I don’t like drama, and I generally don’t indulge it, that being said, you can stop singling me out because I happen to be new. Disagreeing with me is fine, but being an asshole because I say I think it’s in poor taste? That’s a little bit much.

          • C says:

            Much? Like posting 50 comments to every post. Yes, we agree on the word much.

            Go eat another pop-tart.

          • Random Snowflake says:

            You bitches are crazy :)

          • RBD not-so-newbie says:

            I think it’s JA’s attitude that really bothers me here. “It’s MY house so I can bring whoever I want!” I had that same mentality when I was 5-years-0ld too. Other than that, I agree with C mostly. As a long time lurker, CountMeInDaisy’s posts have started to make me roll my eyes a lot as I read this blog that I love.

          • Asher says:

            I was at the wedding. There was no mention in the invitation about dogs. However there was a another dog who was part of the wedding party also in attendance.

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            So Asher….if you were there as a friend of the couple, you must love Julia’s description of the ceremony as a “dry run” for her own.

        • Tina says:

          First of all, I’d like to clarify that this is my first time commenting here. I’ve been lurking for a long time, but never commented. Until now.

          Look, everyone has their own opinions. Not everyone is going to agree all of the time. However, that being said, the immaturity on some of these posts baffles me. I would like for C to point out how CountMeInDaisy was being rude (because, really, I saw nothing rude about her comment), and just what “Go eat another pop tart” is supposed to mean. Referring back to my previous statement, not everyone will agree with you. Does that make you right? No. Does that make the other person right? No. Does that mean you are both wrong? Again, no.

          The only thing I have to say on the manner is this: if someone does not agree with something you say, you can either A) keep your mouth shut and ignore it, which is generally what I do because trying to state your opinion on the ‘Net is just not worth the time and effort it takes sometimes. Or, B) you can RESPECTFULLY disagree. C, if you did not agree with CountMeInDaisy, that was all you needed to say. “Go eat a pop tart”? How old are you? 12?

          My opinion on the issue is this: i think that bringing a pet to a wedding is in poor taste. There are things to consider like allergies, the venue where the wedding is being held, and many other factors. Automatically assuming it’s okay is just rude (y’know, kind of like INSULTING someone because they disagreed with you).

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            CountMeInDaisy had mentioned in a previous comment that she had been eating a Pop Tart.

            Hey, look, it’s not Jezebel. This is a tough crowd. It’s not a place for the thin-skinned — I mean look at what the blog is about. So suck it up or ignore it, but don’t come in on your first comment (?) and lecture old-timers about how to behave. As you so advised — you don’t like a comment or a conversation among commenters, ignore it. It’s always worked for me.

          • Slutty Catbanger says:

            Jesus christ, thank you. It is getting Jezebelly in here and it’s making me long for the days of semi-obscurity. The newbs need to scale it back with the 7500000 first person accounts of their feelings about everyfuckingthing.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        I’m guessing they didn’t, because NO ONE does that! (yes, fine, someone’s going to have a “my husband and I are animal rescue advocates and we had 37 puppies at our wedding” story – which would actually be adorable, by the way. But I would guess that out of every 2.7 million weddings there is ONE that “invites pets”.

        And it’s not the end of the world that Lily was there, but she could have EASILY stayed inside, upstairs, wherever. It’s an attention thing. It’s HERE I AM WITH MY DOG. It’s just such an obvious attention grabbing move on what is the one day she should know to pay attention to someone else for a change.

        Can you imagine if someone brought their shih tzu to her soiree?

        • bitchface says:

          janx!

        • Natasha says:

          Lily is confirmed by several people to not be a trained dog, one who is accustomed to shitting wherever, whenever she wants. That’s the owner’s fault obviously, but I still wouldn’t want Lily wandering around my wedding.

    • donniedriveby says:

      Has she started pulling the “She’s a service animal!” excuse yet? I would not put it past her.

      • Crazy Eddie says:

        That would require her to know about – and admit – her special needs.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        Not necessarily, I once saw a dog brought to a wedding, and the owner just pretended it was a service dog. Bought him a fake service vest and everything.

      • Tingolayo says:

        My neighbor (strong NPD/HPD tendencies, plus other stuff) has a fake service animal, and she just pretends/convinces herself it’s for her *other*, imagined special needs (e.g., the fake celiac disease). She has genuine psychiatric issues, but the “service animal” is for her psychosomatic issues.

      • sausage curls/fingers says:

        Back when I worked retail people would bring their dogs into the store and set them down on the counter when I rang them up and would immediately say “It’s a service dog!” if I even looked at it wrong. The worst kinds of assholes.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          The worst are the morons who bring them into grocery stores.

          • Badonkeydonk says:

            All of this chitter-chatter overlooks the truth that bringing her dog to a wedding is just another Donkey Attention-Generator(tm)

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            And just plain rudeness. She just doesn’t care about other people.

          • JFA says:

            Alright, i would never do it with my dogs because I get that it’s disallowed usually or frowned upon, but I don’t get the big deal about bringing a trained dog into a grocery store (trained as in, isn’t going to piss on the fruit etc and that probably includes almost all well trained pets). They aren’t all walking fleabags riddled with disease. They step on the same bacteria laden surfaces as shoes do…I don’t get why bringing my dog into a grocery store to pick up an item or two is a big damn deal. If he is just walking next to me as opposed to drooling all over everything…I just don’t get it. They aren’t filthy creatures.

            /rant

          • JFA says:

            Like I get if you aren’t into dogs…but having a dog within the vicinity of food items, walking around…they don’t intoxicate everything within reach. They aren’t poisonous. If they are walking next to me down a grocery aisle without touching anything, who cares? So I leave them chained outside when I have errands sometimes, and fear they will get stolen, because god forbid I can take them into a deli for .5 seconds to get a bottle of water.

          • bitchface says:

            most food in the grocery store:
            - is dead animals
            - has been walked on/ peed on by animals outside
            - is fertilized with animal dookie

            I don’t get it either. Food in the grocery store is not inherently clean.

          • Factory Seconds says:

            What the fuck is the comment above even?

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            JFA, it’s obvious you’ve never known anyone with allergies. Too many times I’ve seen dogs stick their snouts into items in the grocery store. And guess what? Even if they’re drooling on packaged (not open) food, I don’t want to bring that into my home.

            You really believe that no pets leave their hair or dander on food that other people buy, when their thoughtless owners bring them into grocery stores?

            I’m sure CheesyDonk isn’t the only fool who’s put her pet on the counter where normal people put the food they’re buying. She’s just one of the few who actually documents that online.

            There’s a reason it’s against the law to bring pets into grocery stores and restaurants, at least in NY.

        • CountMeInDaisy says:

          People are allergic though, that’s the thing, it’s not appropriate in a grocery store or at a wedding. I agree with sausage curls/fingers and Queen Neferteeri.

          I was blessed enough to find a dog that I wasn’t allergic to (so I do speak from a dog owner’s perspective), but I can’t set foot in any place where a cat has been dwelling, I can’t be around anything a cat has wallowed on. I can’t even stand close to one. Some people have the same issue with dogs, in or outdoors. It wouldn’t have killed her to leave Lilly in the house or with someone she trusted. I know because I’ve done the same thing. I would NEVER bring Molly to a wedding, unless it was my own, because it’s disrespectful to the bride, the groom, and the other guests. That’s the point I’ve been making all along, it doesn’t matter if it was at her childhood home, it was not her wedding, and to be honest? I think it was yet another cry for attention.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Also, I say this because I was brought up to respect other people’s events. It’s not a rule, it’s a generally accepted policy, and if you don’t like what I have to say, simple, don’t respond. Bashing me for my opinion (or because I happen to be new) just makes it look like you’re exactly what CheesyDonk makes you out to be. You might not like that I respond so much, you might not like what I have to say, and that’s fine, I’m not asking you to–I am asking you to respect my opinion, like I respect yours.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Exactly.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Thank you for seeing my side of the argument–and nice points you made about the allergies, too! I would’ve brought that up myself, but, I got too frustrated with all the “omgreg you’re such a newbie!” stuff.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            You made good points, too! Don’t undersell yourself, because everyone was a noob at one point.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Thank you so much for being nice, and making me feel welcome. =]

            It just bothers me when assholes like her do things like that. It’s rude, why would you ever force your pet on someone else, especially at their wedding? I don’t care if the venue was her childhood home, it was inappropriate, and it makes her family look even worse.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            I am assuming that the bride/groom, whomever, said they had no problem with Lilly being around on a leash, and if they weren’t, Momsers and Dadsers would have told her to keep the dog in the house. So many other things to rightfully find appalling about her. I don’t think this is it.

          • OMGPearskank says:

            I very much agree with Jacy here. Among all the stunts JA regularly pulls, this seems comparatively minor. Certainly not enough to trigger a war of opinion.
            Personally, I find it far more deplorable when she bitches on twitter about the inconvenience of the dog needing medical attention than taking her to an outdoor wedding that was hosted at her parents’ place, rather than locking her up in the basement. And it is entirely plausible that this was agreed upon in advance, so, yeah, let’s focus on the real stuff instead of turning this thread into a Miss Manners column.

          • Gummy Rictus of Love says:

            Noob here also and I agree about this being kimd of a trivial thing to obsessively speculate. Sun is low in that pic, the entire wedding and reception may have been over/winding down, and at some point that poor dog had to be let out for a walk if she was cooped up in the house all day, especially if she is not feeling well. So, meh.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Yes.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Even if the bride and groom are OK with a shitting, untrained dog running around the wedding, what about the guests? Do they not matter?

            Whenever I’m invited to a home where I haven’t been before, I always have to ask about dogs and regretfully decline if there is one (or more) in the home. Years ago, I actually walked out of a job interview because the interviewer’s dog was running around the whole place and she ignored me when I told her (a few times) that I’m allergic.

            So even if Lilly wasn’t climbing all over allergic people, they were still bound to be uncomfortable, at the very least.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            There just seem to be so many assumptions being made — mostly that she was running around among the guests, shitting, shedding and drooling all over the place. There were two photos posted of her, and she seems under control in both those photos. Seems a non-issue to me compared to her usual crazy cuntitude. You guys are behaving as though there were shots of her sitting on top of the wedding cake. Let it go.

          • Malformed Face says:

            Queen Neferteeri, Lord you’re exhausting.

        • CountMeInDaisy says:

          It’s illegal in my part of NC as well, with obvious exceptions to service animals. And you’re right, Queen Neferteeri, people like myself (and you, I’m assuming) don’t want that in our house! Especially when we’re the ones miserable for a week after.

          • Natasha says:

            Ps dog allergies are kind of rare.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Define “rare.”

            Anyway, why is it against the law to bring a dog into a store where food is sold?

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Natasha, you’re speaking to someone who DOES have a dog allergy. Hence why I said I’m lucky to have one I’m NOT allergic to. They’re not as rare as you might think either, I know lots of people who are.

          • bitchface says:

            I feel sorry for your dog the way you talk about animals “I don’t want to STEP FOOT in a house a cat has WALLOWED IN”….

            Let’s kill all the cats and allergen dogs so you can live your life without complaint .

          • Natasha says:

            Much rarer, say, than cat allergies. Also, muchhh fewer dogs carry allergenic properties than cats do.

          • Ass Baughers Syndrome says:

            Dog allergies are common and usually run in families. We just rescued a lhaso apso mix that my husband is not allergic to but friends who visit who have a different breed, well, he is so allergic that their luggage sets him off. And he’s on allergy shots.

  2. Moonshinedonkey says:

    Really? No “first”? Is this because i’m drunk on a tropical isle? For shame…

    Also: White shoes of relationship hell!!!

  3. Moonshinedonkey says:

    And HAHAHaA stupid donkey

  4. CountMeInDaisy says:

    Yep, Goat Soap likes banana splits, swordfish, and bratwurst. Who here thinks he’ll have a new boyfriend when he goes back, and she’ll be slinging snot and going off like she did on Miss Advised?

  5. CountMeInDaisy says:

    Also, is it just me, or does poor Lilly look more miserable than usual?

    • mule on rouge says:

      Better Devin appears to be on the verge of crying for his mommy to save him from that loud, scary lady who forced that dog leash unto his hand. Julia is either trying to convince him to take Lilly walkies, or she has mistaken him for a lawn jockey.

  6. Princess WideStance says:

    Maybe it’s because I am drink, but I think she’s found that elusive donkey mate. He seems just dim enough to follow along with her donkitude.

    I support this completely. Let the wedding cray begin!

    Let them wear matching pastel outfits and let them both pad their resumes to their heart’s content on their joint wedding blog (oh, it’s coming). After all our mamma has been through, Jacy deserves this lunatic wedding! Amen.

    • CountMeInDaisy says:

      I just spat milk and pop tart all over my laptop screen with this comment. Funniest comment I’ve seen so far today.

      Joint wedding blog, with over the top wedding cray. The only thing that would be funnier is if it was called off at the last second…

      • Donkarena says:

        re: last minute wedding cancellation: Julia Roberts has set that precedent, so it’s an option. Also, a nifty way to bring attention to yourself.

        • CountMeInDaisy says:

          I was thinking she’d be the one getting ditched at the altar. I’m kinda hoping, just to see the meltdown, that he gets to the wedding day, and then runs like hell.

        • CDB says:

          Also Notice the tit thrust …..

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            She doesn’t know how to pose without the tit thrust, does she?

          • CDB says:

            she is binary, tit thrust / blowjob lips

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Paris Hilton does it better. And I cannot believe I just said a flat chested woman did a tit thrust better. Or that I actually complimented Paris Hilton.

          • Donkarena says:

            At first I thought it was odd body language — leaning away from her true love. Now I see it could be just a tit thrust. Would have been nice if she leaned in, even leaning her head on his shoulder…or they gave each other a squeeze at that moment. Maybe next time

          • Don Quixote says:

            And the right hip thrust.

    • Who do you think you are? says:

      I’m excited for wedding, too. I hope he wears white shoes and she carries that awful purse.

      Also: as Jacy noted on the comments of the last post: were her parents driving her crazy (translation: not catering to her every demand, asking her nicely to please stay out of the way) because they were hosting someone elae’s wedding. Oh Donkey, how that must sting. Also, you’ve changed not all.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Right? Bitching publicly about her parents who were in the throes of hosting a big white wedding at their house. Little princess not getting enough attention?

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          You know that the only thing from this entire post and comments that will register in her twisted brain is “Ooooh! Even the haters have to admit that I’m a princess! And cute ‘n tiny!”

      • CountMeInDaisy says:

        You know, I’d actually expect that from an only child who had been spoiled and pampered all her life, but not from someone with a sibling. Generally, having siblings lets you know that you are not a princess, and you must indeed share, whether you like it or not. It’s really, really pathetic.

        • frequent liar miles says:

          Momsers actually is on record as saying, vis-a-vis Brit’s growing up with A Donkey for a sister, something to the effect of “Yes, he turned out very quiet because A Donkey does tend to suck up all of the oxygen in the room.”

    • Donkarena says:

      Princess Widestance — zing!!! :-)

    • mule on rouge says:

      From your mouth to Greg’s ears! A donkey wedding would be like a hundred bicoastal birthcrays rolled into one glorious jelly roll filled with delicious pink insanity. Please, Julia, lock this one down, ohpleaseohpleaseohplease. Because I can’t take any more of these “single Julia” repeats.

  7. Peanutbutt says:

    I am totally sending a friend request to Greg Giachino now.

  8. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    OMGreg!

    What is that look called?

    Modern Godfather? Goodfellas nouveau?

  9. For serious?? says:

    I cannot get over her face!!! She has fucked it up so much. While it’s refreshing not to see her makeup applied with a trowel, it’s unbelievable how much she has changed in such a short time.

  10. Edward R. Burro says:

    That little kid is totally giving a “HELP ME” face.

  11. Grammarian says:

    So he is bridge and tunnel, dating up? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

  12. diluted brain says:

    I love that the comment comes from someone named “Greg”.
    I also love the comment because Goat Soap just doesn’t seem straight. I wouldn’t put it past her to use someone as a beard after how poorly she appeared on the shitshow.

    • Goat Soup for the Sole (/Sake Bombardier) says:

      Given her history with fake-hair appendages, this is a very appropriate arc for her.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      This Greg fellow also appears to be friend with Emily Morse. Now, it could be just a “Bravo” friending, but he does live in San Francisco. (so 1. They could be actual friends, and 2. He probably does have a finely tuned gaydar).

  13. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    Enough with posting pictures of yourself with other peoples’ children. Did you ask permission?

    Sociopath.

    Also, yeah, the dude is gay.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I only have a few friends on Facebook and I still ask permission before I post pictures of my nephews on my newsfeed. I can’t imagine my horror if I had kittens and saw that a Donkey posted them online for the attention of thousands of strangers.

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      He has total gay face. It must bug her that she weighs more than her “dude”

  14. iwasinside says:

    This is not the first time Goat Soap has worn these white shoes. Remember the photo she posted with the caption “I love him.”?
    http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s720x720/603548_10100173740728995_1170358961_n.jpg

    • Peanutbutt says:

      Honestly, I think he looks very LA here, but just dated. She looks very TJ Maxx clearance rack in every way. Always.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        Absolutely. All white can be so beautiful/classic/sexy (even at someone else’s wedding, you can be covered/tasteful/it still comes off a little sexy – especially when you’re with you’re brand new OMGBoyfriend). But she is Ross Dress For Less, all the way. Not sure I’ve ever seen all white look worse.

      • Donkarena says:

        Bitch is stealing my look!

    • Malformed Face says:

      Come on. He’s gay. How many variations of a super tight white suit would a straight man have. ZERO.

  15. MY Beach Home (that is full of bowls of honey) says:

    First, I would shank a bitch who brought a dog to my wedding. I am getting married in 3 weeks and I am not kidding.

    Second, it must kill her that he is skinnier than her. I personally don’t care about that shit and my soon to be huscat is def skinnier than me, but it seriously must drive her mental that he looks so skinny standing next to her in all these stupid fauxtos.

    Third, her in a photo with a not white person is like a fucking alien sighting.

    • CountMeInDaisy says:

      See, that’s what I’m talking about, it’s so rude to bring your pet to a wedding unless it’s specified. It’s in poor taste–and you’d think that Donk, being from such a fine, upstanding family would know this–outdoor wedding, or not.

    • CountMeInDaisy says:

      And also, congrats on your wedding!

    • Jelly Roll says:

      Congratulations! A little wedding advice – don’t go full on Bridezilla, but do tell people what you want. Sometime we feel like we shouldn’t demand things, but no one will know what’s important to you if you don’t tell them. And it’s okay to put your foot down. It’s the only day that really should be all about you.

      ps. DEAR JABA – disregard the above paragraph. That advice is only for those who understand the general idea of l-i-m-i-t-s. It, therefore, does not apply to you. Carry on…

    • Jungle Area says:

      It’s at her childhood home though, the other dog is probably there too. But then again I don’t really care for wedding formalities.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        my thoughts exactly. that’s Lilly’s second home (it OUGHT to be her real home), and I am inclined to cut Donks some slack here, plus the color coordinated leash made me giggle madly. And on the subject of color coordination: is Goat Soap’s suit a very pale shade of pink or blush, or are my eyes deceiving me? If it IS pinkish, Donks may have truly met her match.

        • donniedriveby says:

          It’s not hard to color coordinate when 95% of everything you own is some shade of pink.

        • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

          Goatsers’ suit does look pinkish to me.

        • Factory Seconds says:

          I’m glad I looked at the comments before posting this because it was exactly what I was going to say. Honestly, it’s better than an all white suit, but it is not any less fashionisto/gay.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Yeah, I don’t have an issue with Lilly being at an outdoor wedding in her parents’ backyard, despite her long history of using the poor thing as an accessory.

      • Donkey of Perdition says:

        Yesterday it was not her childhood home, yesterday it was a venue for a wedding, that took a lot of prep and hard work to put together.

        Also, you think pettybaugher loaned his house out of the goodness of his heart? To the help? B.S. There probably was quid pro quo somewhere, an exchange of decorating services/furnishings/discounts for use of the home.

        Her house nothing but a glorified Marriott and bringing the dog was rude.

        • sausage curls/fingers says:

          Seriously, what’s the worst thing that will happen if you hire a dog sitter and leave the dogs inside for most of the day? With all the prep they did to make their house ready for a wedding they couldn’t include kenneling the dogs for one day?

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Is kenneling expensive? Remember, her parents wouldn’t cough up for basic cable, even just for the duration of CheesyDonk’s first (and only) TV show.

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            I agree with Donkey of Perdition, it wasn’t her childhood home at that point. Not saying she should’ve hired a sitter or a kennel, but she could’ve left her in the house though, with food and water, and someone she trusted. I know some might find this hard to believe, but not every dog owner is that eager to cart their pet around everywhere. I love mine, but there’s a time and place for her to be shown off, and that’s not at someone else’s event (be it a birthday party, wedding, or any other occasion).

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            @Queen Neferteeri

            She claims to make six figures, she could’ve ponied up for it–but wait, she complains about taking the poor thing to the vet. Personally, I’d rather have my dog healthy and happy, no matter what the cost.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Her parents also have a dog. Lilly’s brother, I think. Was Langdon also at the wedding?

            Everyone with a few functioning brain cells knows that she makes nowhere near 6 figures.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            For one thing, why would she keep dressing like that?

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            Obviously, that’s the point I was making. If she makes six figures, why didn’t she see to it that her pet was cared for? And why is she bitching about it? Isn’t Lilly worthy of some of those “six figures” she makes?

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            I don’t know if their dog was there or not. Lilly was more than likely the only one there, to help her owner stand out, again, and upstage the bride.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Lilly is everywhere. Gawker even did a post once about her shitting in some office — the people there were not amused. CheesyDonk has also bragged about letting her run around loose in an airplane, and posted at least one pic of her on some grocery store counter — where normal people put food.

          • brayday cray says:

            OMG CAN WE STFU ABOUT THE GREGDAMN DOG

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      But how else would she draw attention to to herself? She will not allow the bride to hog the spotlight! She appears to be dressed demurely for once, and without a Slutty Cowboy Barbie costume her options are limited to either props or being very, very loud.

      • Dyspeptic says:

        While Lilly’s presence doesn’t outrage me at all, you are so right that she is there at the end of that color coordinated leash simply to put the spotlight on Julia Julia Julia. And whoever observed above that it must sting mightily for her to be a bit player at a big wedding at Ye Olde Ancestral Estate, since the wedding is not HERS as it should oh so rightfully have been for, what, years now??? Just imagine how many guests will utters such pleasantries as “Will you be next, Julia?” Oh, the indignity of being a 31 year old singleton Donkey.

        • C says:

          Oh, the indignity of being a 31 year old singleton Donkey with a mother who has to host weddings for other people’s daughters….

          fixed that for you!

  16. Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

    maybe this was discussed elsewhere, but did anyone see her tweet about her dad talking with Goat Soap? Something along the lines of “they met! they’re talking! i died a little!”….the daddy issues are astounding. seriously. she has some weird shit going on with Ole Petey.

    donk, your current beau and your dad exchanged some small talk. calm down (kevin).

  17. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    Is she wearing NGMB’s nightgown?

    • Jelly Roll says:

      Hey – help a newb out a little. Where did the N come from? I’ve seen Grandma Money Bags quite a bit, but I don’t know how that became NGMB. (and if you’re up for it, why “Greg”? and who’s “Kevin?”) Thank you Kitties!

  18. EyeRoller says:

    Amidst my wealth of many learning disabilities, I read this post title as Donkey is dating someone who wears white shoes “Unicornically”. Now I can’t stop thinking of Goat Soap standing on a wedding lawn alone in a dirty-cream suit, eating a piece of wedding cake and wearing a magical, plush unicorn horn on his head, fastened with a rubber band chin strap. I think he just removed it for photos.

  19. Goat Soup for the White Soles (/Sake Bombardier) says:

    Are those even dress shoes? They look like some kind of slip-on boat situation, possibly pleather.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Yes, they are vile. Maybe that’s considered LA and hipster; I consider it ugly.

      A nice tan dress shoe would have looked nice with that summer suit. I am not at all opposed to the suit. But white slip-ons? NO.

    • CountMeInDaisy says:

      I was wondering the same thing, they look like those Sanuk sidewalk surfer shoes. In a hideous shade of either white or off-white.

    • Donkarena says:

      Quick, somebody grab the checklist and see what type of shoes Jules specifies her founder/CEO should wear.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      They remind me of something an elderly Italian man would wear on the special occasions that his family would visit him in the nursing home.

  20. EyeRoller says:

    Five minutes after the second photo was taken, she accused that child of making an off color racist remark off camera.

    • Donkarena says:

      oh yeah — she has a keen eye for those types….they also lurk under guises of being really nice guys who graduated from the Naval Academy, treat her well on dates and help her move boxes. Gotta watch out for them.

      • afghani says:

        These are the exact reasons it’s so unlikely that Justin guy did anything wrong, other than have a face that, by the way, is no more unfortunate looking than Julia’s current face.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          I didn’t think there was anything wrong with his face. In fact, I thought he’s more attractive than CheesyDonk.

          And he hasn’t mutilated his face with cut-rate plastic surgery and freebie injections by incompetent injectors.

          • Donkarena says:

            I liked the total package — his face, too

          • afghani says:

            I can’t really tell about his face, as men aren’t my thing. But even if it was not great, who is Julia to criticize?

          • CountMeInDaisy says:

            I thought he was cute, not my type of guy, but I thought he was cute. I wonder if she ever thinks about why it is she’s usually single. Could it be because, gasp, she’s a self absorbed psycho hosebeast?

  21. Russian Girl says:

    I sorry, what happen to her face? I do not the understands?

    Why is her face the man face now and like a man’s?

    Also, she will last two seconds with the gay.

    • EyeRoller says:

      I said a sad, silent prayer for her face last week after looking at a bunch of 2007 photos where I thought she (to me, at least) looked downright beautiful. From that to THIS in a mere hoofful of years??? She’s faster than A Lohan.

      You practically need to speak “Russian Girl broken English” to come close to verbalizing this disaster, the biggest shame being she paid/grifted someone to do that, to literally REMOVE her beauty, which was her main and basically sole calling card in the first place, right? For me, Donk is most definitely not a child star anymore and has fully entered the “…Baby Jane” days.

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      According to Svetlana, my Russian neighbor (I live in South Brooklyn, you see), “The face is bigger the eyes are no make up , the eyelashes like tarantula have fell off the face so it makes eyes look very minuscule, like Hydrogen atom”.

      ( Back in the USSR, Svetlana used to be a Physics professor).

      Svetlana also thinks the gay will run away after Burning Man.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      OMG I love when you take a break from the mule handies to weigh in.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Also, I think her face is looking particularly rough in these photos because she didn’t sleep for days because she broke into Goat Soap’s email to see if he was trolling for other chicks in her absence, and then pretended someone hacked into her account and did that whole public Twitter “HELP ME HELP ME” thing in an attempt to cover her tracks. And she’s been freaking out for days that he’s/we are onto her so therefore not sleeping. Just my hunch, and based on absolutely nothing.

    • Learned Paw says:

      Russian girl is the wind beneath my wings.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Russian Girl! Hurray!

  22. Donkarena says:

    I DO have to comment on how lush and green the lawn looks! Julia should tweet a shout out to the lawncare company…

  23. ceeza says:

    Do you think she picked that outfit out for him or is that all him?

    • GimmeaWackjob says:

      I bet it was her idea but he picked it out. It is a failed attempt at a Palm Beach suit look, which is really a cool and classic look if it is done right, in linen or tropical weight wool. His jacket and pants don’t match and the pants are darker than the jacket or shoes.

      I don’t know why he thinks that facial upper lip two day old stubble look is flattering. Makes him look sleazy.

      • CountMeInDaisy says:

        And I’m sure she’d say “he’s rugged and manly” with it. I however, agree with you. Kinda looks like soy sauce that he hasn’t wiped off, after he snuck out for Chinese food.

      • Donkarena says:

        you forgot to put smiley faces at the end of your comments…

      • OMGDonk says:

        I think the hairy upper lip has something to do with hiding his high gum line.

      • Factory Seconds says:

        The jacket and pants are definitely part of the same suit. The thing is that they have this weird blush tone to them that can easily look different with movement and shadows. The shoes are way off, though. He could’ve done many different shoe colors that would’ve worked a hell of a lot better than white.

        • Factory Seconds says:

          But you’re right that it should’ve been a light weight, linen suit or something to that effect. This suit is giving me “bought last minute at H&M/Topman” vibes.

  24. ShesJustStupid says:

    Why is her hair red? She tweeted that she’d dyed it back to brown. Also…an interior designer worked on that ugly house?

    • EyeRoller says:

      It looks like maybe the brown dye’s (a natural henna in prep for Burning Man) washed out and that old metallic red base is coming through? She said recently, (paraphrasing and I can’t recall the source) in relation to dyeing it back to brown, that it’s very expensive to keep it red? Well, if she paid a lot of money for this muddy half-auburn nest, she should’ve just had Raul run up to Sally Beauty Supply to grab a $5 generic rinse (color: Red-Rat-Taupe) and then had Goat Soap lather her up for eight minutes in the condo bathroom sink and BAM. DONE. Rather, I’m wondering if she paid/bribed/begged/grifted a “professional” to do it instead. This one’s lost on me…

      • Who do you think you are? says:

        My hair has been red off & on (more on than off) for 15 years and I’ve always done it using drugstore box color. I’ve always gotten compliments on how natural it looks and how great it looks with my complexion (compared to my natural dark blond or enhanced lighter blond). Natural, Donkey, not like a Donkey with a bleeding head wound. This isn’t a brag, it’s to point out that red need not be difficult nor expensive.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          Here’s the thing. Natural redheads usually have green or blue eyes — isn’t the reason the hair is red is because it lacks dark pigment, so therefore the eyes are naturally going to be light too?

          (So says Wikipedia, if you trust it: “It is characterized by high levels of the reddish pigment pheomelanin and relatively low levels of the dark pigment eumelanin. The term redhead (originally redd hede) has been in use since at least 1510.[3] It is associated with fair skin color, lighter eye colors (gray, blue, green, and hazel), freckles, and sensitivity to ultraviolet light.[4]“)

          You don’t often see natural redheads with dark brown eyes like Donkey’s, is what I am saying. For that reason, on her, it screams fake to me. She looks better as a brunette.

          • Who do you think you are? says:

            Good point. My eyes are greenish. I’ve always found her red color to look so manufactured (whether or not the eyebrows are along for the ride…I leave mine alone and darken them slightly with brown eyeshadow). Maybe it looks so fake because of her dark hair & eyes.

          • EyeRoller says:

            For truth, that gold-red brassiness kills her complexion. I won’t lie and say there weren’t times she was a veritable knockout to me, at least in photos. And I’m sure there will be people who will want to verifiably knock me out for saying this, but if she could tone down the dirty McDonald’s mop hair and let the filler alone I swear there’s some cute left under there.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            @EyeRoller

            I agree. She used to be pretty. But she looks so rough now. At least 10 years older than her 31 years:

            [img]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/1039/ja81812.png[/img]

            Go back to your natural hair color, stop injecting shit in your face, do something about those big fake horse teeth, get some sleep, stop eating crap and bingeing, get regular exercise and you’ll have a chance at being a cute girl again.

            p.s. Poor Lilly. She looks terrified in this pic.

          • My Jewish Elle Readers (formerly Stripper Shoes) says:

            Yes!!! I am a natural gingered my eyes are blue with yellow flecks. I have a teenge kitten who was born a ginger and remains a ginger, with blue eyes and yellow eyebrows and eyelashes. I CRINGE at the fake red. It is so fake.

          • Malformed Face says:

            She loos so tired.

          • I’m a natural redhead and my eyebrows are brown and my eyes are brown.

            I’m less ginger and more auburn, though.

            Just chiming in to say that you can have red hair naturally and still have brown eyes. Then again, little old ladies have been asking me where I dye my hair since I was four years old.

            A donkey looks bad with red hair. She’s doing all redheads a disservice.

          • frequent liar miles says:

            This picture made me (literally) GASP.

          • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

            Is she squeezing that poor dog’s haunches with her arm?

          • alessa says:

            I think her insistence on the yorkie style hair also ages her. Honestly, I don’t think it makes most women look good. I also think she has the makings of a very attractive young lady (if, as others have pointed out, she stops messing with her looks), but harshly pulling her hair straight back like that is just NOT a flattering look for her and I’m surprised those around her have not mentioned since it seemed to be her go-to look for the fuckery that was the filming of Miss Advised.

            I have noticed she looks much younger and prettier when her hair falls naturally and frames her face– it doesn’t look so aged and severe.

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            Nurse Ratchet, it sounds like your coloring is similar to my brother’s. He’s also a redhead with dark brown eyes and brown lashes/brows. He tans easily too. His hair has turned a lot darker though, when he was little, it was blazing carrot orange, now that he’s a 6ft OMGinevitable lawyer, his hair is much closer to auburn. I actually think his hair color can look totally different depending on the light, sort of like Murray’s “electric copper” (Flight of the Conchords).

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            Oh, hey. Does anyone know what IS Donkey’s natural color? Because I don’t. Kind of brown?

          • Jelly Roll says:

            Just remember – a good friend, who’s a natural redhead, has always used the song “Brown Eyed Girl” for things because it’s so unusual that she has red eyes/brown hair. Apparently is really is pretty rare/not for everyone. I’d forgotten about that.

          • Grammarian says:

            The real tooth in back of the fake ones looks so diseased

          • Helena– yes, my mother had red hair as a child, but it has gotten darker as she has gotten older. She also tans really nicely. My dad’s side of the fam has redheads, too, but no one tans on that side, they just burn.

            Mine is getting darker as I age, and I’m cool with that. Getting called a “soulless ginger” every time I leave the house gets old after a while.

            “Brown Eyed Girl” is my jam.

          • Helena, I think a Donkey’s natural color s dark brown. Someone posted a photo of her as a little girl (in ballet clothes) and she had dark hair. Unless she was dying it back then…

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            Natural red / ginger / auburn hair is awesome IMO, and brown eyes go wonderfully with it. You’re So.Blessed. :)

          • Thank you, my dear. I appreciate it now, but used to hate it when I was younger, hated my freckles, too. I felt like Anne of Green Gables who wanted black hair but bought some bad dye from a traveler and ended up with green locks. Never went to that extreme, but I do fantasize about being a little old lady with blue hair :)

            Sorry for OTing this thread. And I forgot to adjust my nickname on my desktop earlier.

  25. GrammaRian says:

    MOMMY HELP MOMMY WHERE ARE YOU

  26. EyeRoller says:

    IMHO, Goat Soap is a good-looking guy. My main problem with his appearance (besides the suit and the spankin’ white Toms) is that he has a 130lb+ tumor growing off of his right arm in this photo.

    • Don Quixote says:

      Haha. I feel like he’s a good looking guy until he opens his mouth. And of course, his tumor is horrendous, he should really get that looked at before it takes over his entire body.

      • GimmeaWackjob says:

        Gummy rictus, I tell you.

        • EyeRoller says:

          I know, but I like how Gummy Gear contrasts with Donk’s many topical falsities, I don’t fault him for it because he didn’t do that to himself like she did that to her face. Other than the white guy, no-lip gummy rictus syndrome, I’m getting “fancy unicorn” potential and I like that for some reason. Besides, he could fix that problem with a swiss army knife, some super glue, and a few of old veneers from Donk’s homemade charm bracelet collection.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      138 ;)

  27. frequent liar miles says:

    Why does she see fit to tote around that stupid white purse in her parents’ own back yard? Also, her hairstyle is ridiculous. I think a commenter here said it
    is known as the “Yorkie” in her family. You just know that it’s heavily anchored with crisscrossed bobby pins on top.

    • frequent liar miles says:

      (That was a rhetorical question since we all know that the answer is “because it’s OMG! Chanel!”)

  28. Don Quixote says:

    [img]https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/c133.0.403.403/p403x403/246939_10100179387273275_1773014022_n.jpg[/img]

    Did anyone notice she credited goat soap for this picture, as if it was professionally taken? Kinda irked me. I just picture her being like “LOOK! I’m on my childhood swing!! I must look adorable!! Take a lot of pictures of me!!!”

    • Stalker is the new Odd Remainder says:

      She looks WAY less slutty than usual. The cutlets are tucked away, not being served up on a aubergine platter like at her brother’s wedding. I think it’s an improvement.

      She’s probably still an asshole, though.

    • EyeRoller says:

      Goat Soap caught the blinding heavenly white light perfectly just before THE FACE OF ALMIGHTY GREG turned away in disgust.

      No ornate, beautifully arranged setup or scenery, no pictures with the bride/groom/guests, just DONK on a rickety tree swing. It’s as if she hasn’t considered that this is a wedding where two people that AREN’T HER are joining their lives together in the company of close family and friends. She’s acting like this whole event is her homecoming to famz and engagement party to BahBahBillyBoy!!! Donk, this is NOT YOUR HONEYMOON! If anything, this is your never-was wedding.

      I guess she and Goat Soap are developing a line of Secret Garden Ho greeting cards for Hallmark. I have to give her credit for retreating to a hidden courtyard instead of vomiting her beauty under the tent where people are trying to digest White Guilt Guacamole.

      • Don Quixote says:

        For those who have asked whose wedding it was she responded “my mother’s lovely interior designer’s daughter” in multiple responses. Why does she have to distance herself so much from the bride? IMO it just comes across as jealousy and, well, extremely odd that she can’t just refer to the bride as a “family friend.”

        • Donkey of Perdition says:

          Because it’s gauche to lend your house to the help for their daughter’s wedding, they become to familiar. Keeping your distance is important; it’s so you don’t feel bad when you make them clean up your dog’s poop.

          • EyeRoller says:

            The bridal bouquet is custom made with edible “flower” doggie treats and has a built in pooper scooper handle that doubles as a tennis ball launcher for Lilly’s reception-recreation and fecal inconveniences.

        • CaptainGary says:

          Eh, she just wanted to brag that her mother has an interior designer.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            DING! DING! DING! We have a winner!

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            My favorite Donkisms mos def include “my doctor (I have three, one in NYC, one in Chicago, and one in LA),” “my agents,” “my stylist,” and “my Social Studies team.” All gold.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Which, hello, we’ve SEEN the house and we all know it looks like a slightly nicer than usual Courtyard by Marriott.

        • bitchface says:

          well since there are no pics we can only assume the lovely interior designer’s (LOL) daughter is not Tiny and Cute (TM)

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Or maybe she is, which is why Donk doesn’t want anyone to see her and make comparisons.

      • Peanutbutt says:

        I think I am seeing some Photoshop shadow on the underside of the right arm

      • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

        Secret Garden Ho and White Guilt Guacamole = sheer genius. I’m so glad that you’ve joined the basement, EyeRoller.

    • Donkarena says:

      Looks like Checklist Slayer is good at following orders from Donkey….”Here, take a pic of me in my swing!….with this little kid!…..ask her to take a pic of us together!!”

      • Jelly Roll says:

        What’s the over under on how many he’s had to snap of her in the last 24 hours? 300? 312?

    • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

      Look at me!! I am flying donkey!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! I CAN FLY!!!!! LOOK AT ME!!! ME!!! MEEEEEEEE!

      BTW, the quality of the photo is very low. The lighting is all wrong, specially on her face.

    • LetItExplode says:

      This is one of the only pictures I’ve seen of her where she’s not being photographed from her right side and she looks MUCH better.

    • Grammarian says:

      So wannabe j’adorable, so not

    • Tribune Slingbacks says:

      Imagine the noises she made while climbing up on that thing.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      The awkwardly posed arms, dear Greg.

  29. Stalker is the new Odd Remainder says:

    I think they look good together and I wish her all the best..

    That said, Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs are coming to get their shoes back.

  30. Stalker is the new Odd Remainder says:

    Also that little kid is displaying side-eye skills beyond his years. Pretty much every picture she takes with a person of color they are giving her the full-on Rick Santorum-at-the-church treatment.

  31. GrammaRian says:

    That house had an u terror designer?

    Lolilolololololol

  32. SirClompsAlot says:

    Anyone else think Lily looks sick to death of having her picture taken in both of those shots?

    Sick of having photographic evidence of her slavery to a donkey, anyway.

  33. GrammaRian says:

    Interior designer

    Inferior designer

    But u terror also works

  34. zininator says:

    has anyone in here ever dated in los angeles? mincing metro men who are plenty straight and waif-y (like this bro) are a dime a dozen. just because he’s groomed and styled like a broke ass scott disick doesn’t mean he’s gay.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      but quite a few of those types are, in fact, actually gay – the “metro, waif, artist” vibe is a nice (and convenient!) cover, but – really – many of them are actually gay

      • zininator says:

        disagree, that’s just stereotyping.

        • Jelly Roll says:

          It’s really not. I’ve lived there, I still have a lot of friends/family there, and I work in an industry with tons of these types. I’m not trying to stereotype (and I’m not saying Goat Soap here is actually gay), simply saying that very often, these kinds of dudes are…

          • Jelly Roll says:

            Actually, now that I stop and really think about the numbers, I would change my previous statement to read that many of them are, in fact, bi.

            (again, not accusing, not hating on those who are, just running the numbers in my head…)

    • New Year New You says:

      I am taking the phrases “mincing metro men” and “styled like a broke Scott Disick”. I’m not sure what I’ll be doing with them yet, but I’m taking them anyway. Thanks!

    • Factory Seconds says:

      Bros that dress like this and look like this and are straight very often come from money or run fashion blogs.

  35. Jelly Roll says:

    I wasn’t around for the Pancakes’ days, but I have read enough of the backlog to know that (while I’m aware she’s always going to be “me me me” about everything) she did spend a lot of time talking about him. He’s patient, he’s trusting(!), he studies a lot, he’s flying a different copter than he used to, he likes leather, whatever. In comparison, Goat Soap really is nothing but a prop. There’s nothing about him. Tell me one thing we know (via JABA) about his actual personality. It’s all, “my dad’s talking to him” “he took my picture” “I cooked Salmon” “I love him (don’t think we’ve seen this reciprocated, have we?)” etc. It’s so bizarre how big of a deal she’s making of this “relationship” when, in reality, he might as well be a cardboard cutout (or a blow up doll).

    • Crazy Eddie says:

      Maybe she finally took “stop oversharing other people’s business” to heart and then overgeneralized the living crap out of it.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        It doesn’t seem like she’s talking about the new guy any less than she brayed about PCakes – to me it just seems like she’s talking about him in a very different way.

        • Crazy Eddie says:

          A much less specific way.

          I figure she’s finally caught on that divulging personal details of any other person is likely to get her massively slammed. I don’t think she really knows why that is, but she is telling us a lot less about her OMGBoyfriend than she used to about other OMGBoyfriends…

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      There was a shitload of the “I have never felt so safe or beloved by anyone” with Pancakes, too. How embarrassing. Why would any dude take anything she said about THE GREATEST LOVE OF ALL seriously, since she has pretty much said it about every dude she’s blown more than once for the past five years.

      • Malformed Face says:

        THAT IS A LOT OF DUDES!!!!!!

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        Truefax. I remember when I first started dating my on/off he assumed I’d claim him on FB, but I shut it down by saying my “it’s complicated” status was accurate and more than OK. It was cute but now I’m sure HE’S the one relieved about my having made that decision. Not that I needed to per my stance on the whole “private life” thing, but I’ve seen enough single/in a relationship changes on my newsfeed to know that unless you’re engaged or married it’s so not necessary, and even those announcements are arguable.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          I just don’t put a relationship status on FB, even though the catfriend and I have been together for more than a year.

    • Malformed Face says:

      His identity does not exist outside of being her boyfriend, hence, he is The Boyfriend.

      He fits the narrative of “I changed so much after Miss Advised” so she plugged him in. I think this very much pales in comparison of OMGJack McCain Greatest Love Story ever told and she knows it.

      • Jelly Roll says:

        I think this is probably pretty close to the truth. And I secretly suspect that he’s a pretty big dud, personality wise. She’s not talking about him, because there’s nothing good to share.

  36. Goat Soap's Gummy Rictus says:

    Putting on a new outfit in celebration of the nuptiaLOLs.

    Protip: Did you know that “Donkey” is the official term for a bad poker player? If you image search “poker donkey” you may find some gems that work here as well.

  37. Dr. Gary says:

    I think he’s cute. And I don’t mind the shoes. Maybe because I live in LA?

    Showed it to cathus to get his opinion. He said the boyfriend looks like a Ken Doll and the outfit + plus white shoes works for him. I asked if he got a gay vibe. He said no, he just looks like an LA metro guy who’s super into himself. More into himself than her. I said, then they’re the perfect couple, since she’s a crazy narcissist.

    Maybe Jacy will finally get her wedding after all.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I think he’s cute too. And I think there is a place for white shoes. I don’t think a tan summer suit with a dark shirt is that place. But what do I know? Our resident male fashionplate, JP, needs to weigh in.

      • CDB says:

        I am kind of put off by all this, Is he Gay talk. I think a lot of women would be surprised at how wrong their gaydar is.

        One of my kittens is gay and so I am a bit sensitive about people speculating about this guy being gay and then saying “not that there is anything wrong with it”. When did this place turn into the Family Research Council? Read Kinsey. Rant over.

        • Blinking.S.O.S.at.the.Camera says:

          Yep, I hung up my gaydar goggles when metrosexuals and hipsters arrived on the scene more than 10 years ago. Young men venturing outside of the jock, preppy, or schlub fashion categories is not an indication of their sexual preferences.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Many people think my neat and tidy, clean-cut, techno-loving, rosebush-pruning BF is gay. He is so not. But it’s great for me, because chicks don’t hit on him very much, but other dudes do, and he’s not at all interested, though flattered, and kind of miffed that he gets very few looks from the ladies. In fact, before we were dating and until he started pawing at me and expressing his desire, I just assumed he was gay.

          • A Donkey is an Ass says:

            I love this site/sight/cite and comment her, perhaps too often, and I’m fully straight. My excuse is that I’m a dick.

            I like sports, bourbon and snark.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            But watercress expertise is still OK to mock, right?

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          My most beloved nephew is gay, and so is one of my brothers, so I hear you. I guess his sexuality is only interesting because he’s boning a donkey and we just are having trouble understanding why. Surely he can’t really want to be boning a donkey? Surely he’s trying to get to JellyD somehow? That kind of thing.

          Love you CBD.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Do we know for sure that he’s actually boning the Donk? Not that I want actual proof, mind you, but it’s all hearsay at this point.

          • CDB says:

            Ha …. Yes I know I think maybe he is trying to get to Jelly D. But who knows. I think he will be better looking if he gained a few pounds…. OMG maybe I am Gay!

          • bitchface says:

            we’re all gay!!!!!! that would be great

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            If we’re all gay, dibs on Stalker and LeFoolieh. Sexy Bacon Threeway!

        • A Donkey is an Ass says:

          The “not that there’s anything wrong with that” is from Seinfeld. It’s just a joke that has become a standard thing to say when you say someone is gay. It’s not meant to be offensive or judgemental.

        • EyeRoller says:

          I can appreciate what you said and hope I get where you’re coming from: No, not everybody’s gay. Even guys with traits some people traditionally categorize as “gay” aren’t necessarily practicing homosexuals, or even bisexual. In my book someone’s not officially gay until they’ve personally given me a “second date special” (and even then it gets confusing), otherwise unless they personally confess their “gayness” to me I have no idea what the hell anyone is, but I have to be honest and say the sexuality aspect does interest me. I guess it’s like Eminem said: “I am, whatever I say I am…” (except in Donkey’s case when she says she’s a relationship expert).

          I can barely speak for myself much less anyone else, but as an unreformed coast to coast gay slutrag (sorry, I’m bragging), what I experienced in Los Angeles (and elsewhere) is a bounty of young, often attractive, fairly undefined souls who move from elsewhere in search of fortune/success/fame, and there’s a lot of shades of grey (if you will) in there, and he simply brings to mind many “extra fancy” guys I’ve encountered, that is all. However, for the record I am also open to anyone being “metro” and simply styled like a “broke ass Scott Disick” as someone else noted as well.

        • For serious?? says:

          I love you, Robear.

          Always have. Always will.

        • helobabe says:

          Thank you. Well said.

      • EyeRoller says:

        I’m not sure, though you wouldn’t know if from looking. I’m like a reverse “metrosexual”! Actually, I’ve done it all and like it alot and gay works better to define the schtick, but I feel slutrag covers many bases, and besides, I like to think of myself as Donk and Goat Soap, I’m not opposed to any sexual act that will advance me in life. I’m kidding, that’s only who I judge and condemn them to because they’re perfect and I need to leave them alone!!!

        Really though, I’m only like Goat Soap in that I am an INEFFABLY undefinable, UNDENIABLY F-able sexual being in Pee Wee loafers.

      • Can-Swiss says:

        I get looks in the suburbs I grew up in when I visit my parents because my jeans fit me and I don’t wear running shoes and OLD NAVY t-shirts. Dressing well does not equal gay. Also, Goat Soap does not dress well. Much like Greasy, he’s trying too hard and failing in the process.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          GoatSoap doesn’t dress well, just an odd kind of…fussy.

        • afghani facebook "friend" says:

          goat soap also has a shitty hairstyle and looks like he gets it cut at a barber (not that there’s anything wrong with that, esp since he’s most likely broke)

  38. A Donkey is an Ass says:

    Donkey probably carted poor Lilly around because she thinks, much like herself, that stupid shit show made Lilly a celebrity too. So lucky lucky to have TWO famous and beloved TV stars at the wedding.

    The poor kid in the photo has a definite “STRANGER DANGER” look on his face.

    Also, I can’t help but think of Cousin Eddie from “Vacation” when I see the white shoes.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      I can see that. Now, you’d have to accept the premise that she ever thinks of anyone but herself. But if you can get there, you can see how she’d think “The bride obviously wants me there because I’ll bring a little celebrity to her event. Of course she’ll want Lilly too!”

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        She so badly tried to make poor Lilly happen like a Giggy, Jackpot, or Cookie. I guess she figured even if everyone hated her, she could be saved by their love for her adorable dog.

  39. OMGDonk says:

    It pains me to say this, but I feel like her face is slightly improved here. Not as swollen maybe?

    • Jelly Roll says:

      I think it’s just the magic hour/natural lighting (fortunate shadow placement in that swing shot) that’s helping her out a little.

    • CDB says:

      I agree she looks better. maybe she is laying off the fillers and not crying so much

    • Who do you think you are? says:

      More natural make-up, too. I don’t think there’s any undoing the filler overload damage, but she looks nice for what she has to work with.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Fillers such as Juvaderm and Restylane are made of hyaluronic acid, which occurs naturally in our bodies. It usually takes about 6 months after injection for it to be totally absorbed into the body, and the need for new injections.

        In other words, if she gave up the Restylane, after 6 months or so, most (if not all) of the damage would be gone. Maybe take a little more time, given how much she had (ineptly) pumped into her face for at least a few years.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Less spackle? She definitely looks less gargoylicious than she did on the show.

      I don’t know why she made a dress out of a slipcover, though.

      • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

        With God as her witness, she’ll never go hungry again!

        • Chairman Maw says:

          Not while there’s hot fudge and frozen catfish nuggets in the second fridge, anyway.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Or in the Carol Burnett version, “I saw it in the window and I just couldn’t resist!”

          LAUGH I THOUGHT I WOULD DIE

          AND ALSO HARVEY KORMAN

    • Can-Swiss says:

      She takes 100 pictures and chooses the most flattering one.

  40. EyeRoller says:

    Since I’m new, this is the first time I’ve read this (final entry in old jakobandjulia.com blog):

    Hello there. As of February 14, 2008, I’ve deleted the majority of content on this site – well, technically, I’ve just made the posts private. Which is what they should have been in the first place.

    It’s always humbling to realize you’ve made an enormous mistake, but I know that, at the very least, my public relationship struggles in the last seven months made others feel less alone. They certainly taught me quite a lesson … just not the lesson I thought I would learn.

    Good luck to you all.
    julia
    _________________

    So, four and a half years later, I’m missing it– What did she learn again? Because this thing reads just like any tweet, Facebook entry, “Pig of Love” Elle Column, or Bravo M.A. blog entry she shat out in the past month. And still, she’s doing the same thing (except a more HGTV version) with the little omg! quirky relationship, food, and family-related public tweets and pics. It looks like she didn’t “privatize” those old J&J blog posts so she could have privacy, she did it so she could start a brand new lie of a life as a hot tech and relationship expert and now, a few years down the road, plans gone not quite as fantastically as expected, she’s just limping on the same clunky treadmill but without her old looks or a believable schtick to market. Is it just me or has anyone seen improvements/changes that I don’t?

    • Tingolayo says:

      I’m new, too, and I’ve been trying to find anything that she’s written that’s more substantial than her Elle and Miss Advised posts (which are pretty much cut from the same cloth.) Even her “political” or “tech” articles are brief-ish bits such as “Have you seen this girl’s YouTube about Obama?”

      Just use a MadLibs template and insert “girl,” “boy,” “ineffable,” “my good friend,” “my high school boyfriend,” “prom,” “tutu,” and you have a piece of her hard-hitting journalism.

      That’s what irritating to me: don’t call yourself a journalist when you write puff pieces. Don’t call yourself a relationship expert when you have no education nor training in healthy, functional interpersonal relations. Don’t call yourself a perfectionist unless there’s something you’re dedicated to, committed to, can’t STOP yourself from giving 100% to. (And no, fluffing your pink party dresses and curling your hair and straightening your “Princess Parking” sign *isn’t* being a perfectionist. It’s being vain. Being a perfectionist entails having some pride in your work. And actually working.)

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        YES YES YES YES!!

      • Donkarena says:

        Yes, this! I posted a a few topics ago that I want to see all this “ten years of experience as a relationship advice columnist” – - Even a “best of” would suffice….NOTHING! I can find nothing, either in actual writings, accrued wisdom or experience with this girl. NOTHING!!! NADA!!! She is a resume padder and exaggerator of the first order!

        • CDB says:

          We are still waiting for a plethora of past due articles and other things like press kits that are in queue.. So we are not holding our breath.

      • Gimme Pig of Love says:

        +1

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Isn’t it amazing how quickly the noobs catch on to what she is?

  41. Norse Horse says:

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    And this afternoon, we took @Lillydog to the vet. Again. This makes 3x in 6 weeks. The joys of pet ownership.

    Such a bitch. If Lilly has to go to the vet so often, there must be a reason. But all Donks can do is bitch about how inconvenient it is, for her. Honestly hope she never, ever has kids, I mean that.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Oh no. That can’t be good, considering Lilly’s age. Dragging that poor dog all over the country, year after year, can’t be good for her health. I hope she’s okay.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Wouldn’t you Tweet some concern about the dog? Not: “What a pain in the ass!” So weird.

        • A Donkey is an Ass says:

          Yes! Greg forbid she show some compassion for a creature other than herself. What a thundercunt.

    • EyeRoller says:

      Imagine the mom-tweets:

      “Took @infectedbaby to Dr. for second appt this summer… aaagh!!!”

      “@crackofdawn…up for 10am feeding… ugh.”

      “6pm… changed dirty diaper for SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY!!! Yuck… #motherhood…”

    • Donk. Donk. Who's There? says:

      I think about her potentially being a mother and I shudder. I have a 3 yr old kitten and a 6m old. Between nursing, steaming and pureeing fresh fruits and veggies, changing diapers, wiping butts, planning fun activities, dealing with school, cleaning up puke, giving baths, food shopping, making sure family is fed, reading stories, singing goodnight songs, etc etc… There is no time for myself. And I wouldn’t have it any other way. There is no way in hell she can hack motherhood. Ugh could you imagine her pregnancy posts?

      • Tingolayo says:

        A narcissist can scar a child for life. Can you imagine the rage over a spit-up stain on a “Mommy’s Little Princess” pink onesie?

        • Tingolayo says:

          … narcissistic parent, I should say

          • Donkarena says:

            Absolutely — I think one of the best things our kids can teach us is: “It’s not all about you anymore”…It’s supposed to be humbling. Narcissists don’t do well when said child starts becoming independent and developing an identity of their own.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        No guy is ever going to want to marry her, let alone procreate with her.

      • EyeRoller says:

        Possible pregnancy posts:

        “@MissClairol I miss you!!! Not supposed to dye my hair in third trimester… how annoying!”

        “…#bloatedandlonely… wishing right about now I would’ve taken my birth control pills as the doctor instructed!!! hehehe.”

        “Received today, the most adorable tiny republican elephant lamp for new nursery… from an ex who remains “very close”…thanks @flapjacks #NEVERLETGO!!!”

  42. sausage curls/fingers says:

    She looks so damn smug in that first picture, as if she actually believes she’s not posing with an expired version of That Guy from high school who wore all white to prom like he was on his way to P Diddys. It is to laugh.

  43. Dr. Gary says:

    I can’t believe she hasn’t deleted these comments:

    [img]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/8601/jafb81812.png[/img]

    • Dr. Gary says:

      I would be horrified if I were that boy’s mother.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I’m glad she looks semi tasteful but that dress reminds me of the flowery, baggy prom dresses from The Virgin Suicides.

    • Malformed Face says:

      Yeah, Cameron gets a two-fer for being racist and sexualizing a two year old. Way to go. This is what happens when you open your FB page up to the world to look like you have “fans.”

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Wow. Still up. She probably thinks the “once you go black…” comment is hysterical.

    • totaljing@gmail.com says:

      Why is she holding a black kid on a leash?

      Sorry, that’s what this looks like. don’t we agree? Am I crazeee?

  44. Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

    Is it just me, or does anyone else remember approximately 760 instances of her posting the same “HAHA my new HAHA boyfriend HAHA” comment along with fauxtos of her posing with other people’s wee sons?? I feel like I’m taking crazy rage pills. It was never funny or cute in the first place, and it sure as hell isn’t going to get funnier or cuter when you repeat it over and over again, especially when those poor kids invariably look indifferent at best.

    Oh, yeah, I’m also sure she ALWAYS asks the boys’ parents whether they’re OK with her posting those pics online. So nice!

    • Gimme Pig of Love says:

      Yeah, sadly, I’ve seen those photos + captions. There are multiple ones of her with small children being like MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND, CAMERON.

      Oh God why do I know that.

      • EyeRoller says:

        You’re beautiful, just like the Internetz, because you never forget!

      • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

        If it’s male and willing / forced to pose in front of a camera with her, Donkey’s brain goes “BOYFRAN!!1!” complete with jackpot sounds effects.

        Hilarous to think she was the one who in one of her If You Knew Me, You’d Love Me sermons claimed “I’m not dating every guy who appears in pictures with me.” No one except you has ever succumbed to that delusion, tool.

        • Jelly Roll says:

          Amen. I loved the look on the editor’s face when she said THAT was the reason it was tough for her to find a guy. “They can’t even know what google is … because it’s not like I’ve dated every guy I’m in a picture with.” Honestly, as if that what anyone notices/thinks/is disturbed by in the moments after they’ve googled her name.

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            It’s right up there with “they hate me for my bulimia.”

          • mcakez says:

            @Helena – Last night dudebrah and I got to discussing Jackle, and he said he doesn’t get the body snark, because it seems so cheap/easy. As in, there are a lot of reasons to hate her, and her appearance is the least of them.

            As he doesn’t really read here, but did suffer through much of MzAdvertised with me, I asked him if he was saying that based partly on her claims we mock her bulimia, and her sausage fingers. He sort of shrugged, like maybe that was part of it.

            I explained how that was the only snark she CARED about, because a) she is shallow, and b) it is easier to implicate us as lying haters than to address, for example, that she is a cutthroat, lying, bitch, stalker asshole.

            Finally I just had to remind him: “We don’t hate her because she is fat. She is fat because we hate her.”

            This is one of many learn buttons she will never press.

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            Yes, that’s a good way to put it.

            Anyways, the body snark. Sometimes I think it’s misplaced / stupid / gross, other days I engage in it, tee hee um er oops? My main point is, though, I doubt the body snark makes up for more than 20% of the Donkey Criticism posted here, and it certainly isn’t the reason this site exists and attracts haters.

            IMO, both “I don’t date all of these boys!” and “I am bulimic and they call me fat and hate me because I speak about my bulimia” (which, WTF?) are just her clever (not) variations on “don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.” Pictures with boys = desirable, bulimia = tiny and cute. Oh, and meanies call me fat = I’m so relatable, despite my blinding beauty. I don’t know if she really believes this bullshit, nor do I care, but it sure provides nice strawmen to distract from the fact that she is regularly called out on being a bizarrely lazy’n'loud tacky narcissistic lying idiot hick who can’t write, cook, dress, or behave like a halfways normal person.

  45. For serious?? says:

    Please zoom in on at the poorly made, cheap, tacky cap sleeves of that horrible dress.

    Tacky Donkey remains tacky. Everyone is having summer clearance sales now where one can score terrific summer dresses.

    Dumb Donkey chose the juniors dept clearance rack at Ross.

    White Chanel bag doesn’t make that get up “high/low”, honey. It just makes it “old/crap”.

    • frequent liar miles says:

      Shut up, I love Ross. Totally with you on the Chanel bag contempt, however.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        I bought the most awesome dress at Ross the first time I walked in there. I get more compliments on it than any dress I have bought in years. Had never even heard of the store until that day. Also — an amazing framed Muhammad Ali poster for my son’s room. Sounds gruesome, but it is beautiful.

        http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp31685+float-like-a-butterfly-muhammad-ali-poster.jpg

        • For serious??? says:

          I’m not at all knocking Ross.

          Im just in there often enough to recognize sale racks that are obviously cheap and flammable and press on to other areas of the store to dig for treasures.

          Best finds: a $25 cotton, poufy shower curtain a visiting friend of mine mistook for a $150 Anthropologie number, pairs of perfect Sam Edelman pumps for $19 each (I bought them in 3 colors), a wool sheath by calvin Klein that has severe, Victoria Beckham-ish seaming for $30 (I get stopped in the street over it) and a tumi cross body bag for $40.

          Pro tip: ross puts out their swim wear in February and consistently serve up great la Blanca, Calvin Klein, DKNY and Roxy. It’s all gone by mid-March. So, endure the flinching induced by bad lighting on wintery, pale skin and you’ll be all set for summer for next to nothing.

          #thisgirlloveshersales

          • frequent liar miles says:

            Huh! You probably are not yet aware that on Tuesdays you get a DISCOUNT on your purchases if you have achieved a certain age (which I know because I have an older friend … yeah, that’s the ticket, an older friend …)

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      Is there a story on the Chanel bag that I’m not aware of because I was sure it with was a Canal Street Special straight in from China.

      PS donk if you’re going to buy a Chanel by a classic color like black or tan, not white-money (even someone else’s) really cannot buy you class.

  46. My Jewish Elle Readers (formerly Stripper Shoes) says:

    I think the gay boyfriend is a bot. Or a propped up Weekend at Bernie’s kinda thing. Maybe he’s a hologram?

    • miss assvice says:

      He is a place holder until she can obo him. She won’t settle for less than a fat wallet.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        True. She needed someone — anyone — to play the role of boyfriend after she came out of that shitshow looking like an even bigger psycho loser.

  47. GrammaRian says:

    Questions so many questions

    How much did they Charge for using the house

    Where is lil bro and tiny cute wife

    • Malformed Face says:

      I think they got free interior design in exchange for the wedding venue. I think we now know who Julie learned her grift game from.

      • miss assvice says:

        Her brother and his wife probably have an actual life. Donkey can’t seem to get one.

        • Jelly Roll says:

          And they don’t NEED a wedding for anything. Donks needed this to 1. have an event to take pics of for the inter webs (doubt she’s getting a lot of invites these days) 2. Expose him to a wedding so she can turn the conversation to “their future” ASAP

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            They talked about marriage!

          • afghani says:

            #1 is definitely true. Britt and Allie are everything Donkey and Goat Soap are not–mature, self-sufficient, hard-working, thoughtful, genuine, secure.

          • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

            Agreed. Who the heck has time to travel across the country for their mother’s interior designer’s daughter’s wedding? I barely have time for my actual friend’s and family’s weddings.

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        Whether this is true or not, I can’t understand the perspective of the interior designer. First of all, this her client. I can’t imagine being a professional and asking a client if my daughter could get married in their home. Awkward.com.

        Second point, if you’re an interior designer, don’t you have a place that looks nice, or at least a family member you’ve done work for that would make it more personal?

        And the daughter? This is my mom’s client’s house that I’m getting married in?

        It just seems odd, but whatever. It’s a nice location.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          As has been speculated, perhaps the inferior design work was in exchange for the Boogers hosting the wedding. Maybe the “designer” doesn’t have a large enough home and yard.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            The Bogglers have a nice yard that goes down to the lake, despite the boring house. That is why the boring house is worth upwind of $1 mil.

    • Norse Horse says:

      “My mother’s decorator’s daughter” was such a weird chain of relationships to publically tweet about, I had to re-read it to figure out wtf she was talking about. And considering the decor, such as it is at Chez Baugher.. well, they really should have gone with a nice gay decorator instead. I mean, we’ve all seen the place. It doesn’t look that designed at all, it’s sort of charmless but I am sure comfortable- it just really looks like they did it themselves. She just wants to imply again that she’s from a well-off family, where her mom “has” a “decorator” on full time call, though it sure doesn’t look it. At all. Maybe the dude hung some drapes one time, and Julia decides he’s “my mother’s decorator”. Like the pizza delivery guy is a butler, and the local dry-cleaners is, “Dad’s valet”. It must annoy the Baugher’s liveried footmen and scullery maids when Miss Julia invades their basement quarters.

  48. miss assvice says:

    I do not see her staying with goatsoap. As soon as she gets the chance she will obo him. He lacks a major requirement, $$$$. She can bray she has learned this and that all she wants. I have been saying it since the Valleywag days, she is a gold digger looking for her fat wallet. She is allergic to work and goatsoap does not make the $$$$ to give her the lazy life she wants. She wants to be a PRINCESS DAMN IT… She can’t be a princess while dating the pauper. She wants staff, a huge house, and designer clothes but not on Goatsoaps budget she can’t.

    She take my money when I’m in need
    Yea she’s a triflin’ friend indeed
    Oh she’s a gold digger way over town
    That digs on me – Kanye West

  49. Malformed Face says:

    Just realizing the lunacy of her tagging Goat Soap in the pic of her on the swing – that means it lands on his FB page too – way to piss all over his page and make sure ALL THE GIRLS know he is a taken goat.

    Not crazy at all.

    • Grammarian says:

      Has she taken pix of him? Because is if he is a fame ho, too.

      • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

        I suspect he’s the female version of her and she’s the male version of a serial killer. They are a match made in a tacky white heaven.

  50. Grammarian says:

    I think Goat Soap thinks he found a wallet

    OMG I am dying

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      If so, then he’s obviously never been around people with major money.

      • Norse Horse says:

        Srsly. Who know what Donks has been telling him, that she’s an heiress or something. Merely by dating her, I sense maybe he’s not bright, or easily impressed, or just opportunistic. Maybe Julia told him she was going to be a big reality star, or about to come into some major angel investor money after she switched off NGMB’s respirator and smothered her with a pillow to move the process along. (Shh!) Maybe they deserve each other, really.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          Most people should be able to pick up after a while if someone has been lying to them about being wealthy.

          • Grammarian says:

            But if he has found a wallet with more money in it than he has, well, it’s a grifter’s win for him

            Ha ha ha ha ha ;)

          • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

            He’s a struggling wannabe actor, isn’t he? I think this was mentioned somewhere.

            He probably thinks he dating an OMGCelebrity, or at least the closest thing he will ever get to one. That’s my guess.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            If he still believes that she’s a celebrity and/or wealthy, he may be her dumbest catch yet.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            He isn’t a wannabe actor. That would make too much sense! He’s a computer guy.

        • Grammarian says:

          Yes, perfect, this

  51. Grammarian says:

    Is Toilet Julia dead or alive?

  52. Blowjobs by Bravo says:

    Does Grand Dame Devin not know only the bride should wear white to a wedding?

  53. Diabetic Feet says:

    How dare she complain about having to take care of poor Lilly, who probably isn’t well because of the shitty job Julia does taking care of her.

    She really is a disgustingly selfish cunt. Totally oblivious to the needs or wants of anyone, man or beast, besides her own.

    Hope you had a fun weekend showing off your idiot gay fake boyfriend to your unimpressed and disappointed parents. YOUR BROTHER DID IT BETTER THAN YOU.

    But really, that Lilly Tweet gives me major stabbies. She’s (Julia) an unredeemable sociopathic sack of shit. Look at that disgusting photo of her as a little fat legged child sticking her tongue out at the camera. She’s the same hellspawn now.

    Fuck her. What an asshole.

    • Blowjobs by Bravo says:

      Yeah it really is totally insensitive of Lilly to keep getting sick like that and taking Donk away from her very busy daily mental meltdowns.
      Gawd, that poor dog is prob trying to off herself just to get away from her once and for all.

      • Gimme Pig of Love says:

        This comment makes me think of Bunny Suicides.

        Don’t do it, poor baby. You’re tiny ‘n’ cute.

        Save Lilly!

  54. Powerful Moms with Fantastic Sons (aka Cindy McCain's Medicine Cabinet) says:

    OK, so I’m watching TV and get sucked into this movie on the Sundance channel called “I Am a Sex Addict,” some autobiographical movie starring this director named Caveh Zahedi. This actress playing a small role as a girlfriend in the movie looks and sounds just like Emily Morse, so I look up the movie on IMDB to check the cast list, and it is Emily Morse!

    • Powerful Moms with Fantastic Sons (aka Cindy McCain's Medicine Cabinet) says:

      And it’s kind of like a documentary I guess, so he talks to the camera in it, so he explains that there was supposed to be a scene where the actress (Emily) playing the girlfriend was supposed to be giving him a blow job, but he said the actress playing her didn’t want to do that scene.

      Anyway, nothing scandalous or even all that interesting, but I just thought I’d share since no one else I knew watched that Miss Advised mess to know or care about Emily! Also the movie was made in 2005 and Emily hasn’t aged much or fucked up her face since then. Julia, on the other hand, has aged about 20 years since 2005.

      • Handbag Stuffed With Hair says:

        I’m totally going to look for this. I really liked Emily.

        • Who do you think you are? says:

          I really like Emily, too. I fast-forwarded through many of her dates and that’s only because she seems too normal for television. I think she’d be someone I’d be friends with IRL.

      • Donkarena says:

        Took a second for it to click that you were talking about Miss Advised Emily — OHHHHH!!! good catch! Didn’t know her last name

  55. moonshineDONKEY says:

    She seems to frequent doctor and vet visits when she’s with Peter and Robin Baugher…

    Miss Independent Woman “don’t-have-to-work” for a few months, yet grifts off The Baughers. Cunty McCunterson.

  56. EyeRoller says:

    As others have said, the “poodle ‘do” hair, Stepford Donkey dresses, frozen face… I don’t know if she’s trying, but she’s failing to be Kathleen Turner in Peggy Sue Got Married. Our dear Edith Head would put a cigarette butt out on the back of Donkey’s neck.

  57. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    Something (as usual) is off about her ‘narrative.’ Now if the dude is The Boyfriend, why did he not meet her father before the wedding — and then only late in the afternoon, as the sun was sinking? Maybe because he’s The Boyfriend for @stupidwomen purposes, but just a “tech friend” to her family?

    They met!!! My father & my boyfriend talk in the backyard after the wedding this afternoon. I died a little. http://lockerz.com/s/235688994
    9:32 PM – 17 Aug 12

    • JFA says:

      Course she photographed that. He prob noticed too. It’s not nerve-wracking enough to meet your new piece’s blowhard father…said psychopathic piece has to photograph you doing so, making the moment even MORE awkward.

      Jesus, grow up. How many fucking guys has this old bag brought home already? You aren’t 18. Everyone just act casual and move on.

    • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

      This, tots, SS. So much tots.

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      “Son, my daughter tells me you’re sexually delicious.”

    • Barking Mad, Intel Advisor says:

      I agree something is way off. I don’t know about Goat Soap, I am content to wait and watch the show to see what happens.

      This wedding, however just doesn’t make sense as Donks is telling it. I think the family are probably long-standing Baugher friends. Who would go to all that trouble for casual acquaintances? Julia minimized their importance to make it look like the wedding was no big deal. Notice she said nothing about the bride, although she must know her. I’d bet a quarter that she is tinier, cuter, younger and more accomplished than the Donk. In reality the wedding probably was a big deal for her parents and their friends.

      Unwilling to be replaced, Donkey dragged her new bf along for parental approval in an attempt to put herself back in her rightful place as the center of attention. All her bitching about them just tells me that nobody was fawning over her. Instead they were busy preparing for a wedding that was not hers. It must burn to have somebody else having the wedding she wants, and this week’s cray was the tell.

      • Donkarena says:

        true! No comment about the momentous occasion that she was witnessing — no comment about the bride’s dress == NADA — just a cheesy picture of her in a swing. The wedding was background.

      • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

        Yes…. pretty funny, this deafening silence coming from someone who thinks it’s CUTE to be “obsessed with weddings” to the point of reposting total strangers’ wedding shit (and calling it “content” to boot).

      • mcakez says:

        The bride is visible behind The Boyfraud and dadser in the ‘They met!!” picture. She seems tiny and cute enough, back in the distance. Which leads me to believe that – unless Donkey has learned restraint with regards to weddings (HEEHAW!):

        A) Despite the bride’s position as daughter of ‘the help’ she is smart enough to have never’ed the Donkey.

        2) Donkey was invited only as a formality, or wasn’t officially invited at all, which chaps her leather.

        D) All of the above.

  58. ShesJustStupid says:

    She finally took down the gay comment on fb. she left up the black one.

  59. Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

    Every time I read “Goat Soap” it makes me think of “Goatse”, and will now refer to him as such.

  60. idiotbox says:

    So, the donkerina posted this on her facebook (comments under the swing photo):

    “Julia Allison Yes! This was the wedding at my parents’ house, Hope! It was so pretty ;-) a good dry run, hahaha”

    Oh, goat soap. you poor donkey fucker.

    • idiotbox says:

      also, isn’t it a bit rude to call someone’s real wedding a “dry run” maybe i’m just crabby.

      My bf of 5 years and I broke up. It’s sad, but good.

      (somebody hold me)

      • Malformed Face says:

        It’s more psychotic than rude. The comments are going to end up on his page, too, since he’s tagged. Best for his family and friends to see her mentalness, sooner than later.

        Sorry for your break-up.

        • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

          Julia is one of those psycho girls who actually thinks that by him accepting an invite to attend a wedding with her, it will give him “ideas”, as if being at a wedding is some sort of psychological mind trick to suddenly make a man want to marry you. As if he is pretending to be walking down the aisle the whole time like she is. Right. I had a friend in high school who believed this, but she was also more obsessed with having her pretty pretty princess day and not as much with finding the right person. After she finally got married, she fell into a depression because she had nothing else to live for and the wedding was over. She also realized she hardly thought about the person she was marrying and he may not have been the right person for her. I have no doubt this will be the same for Julia.

          Idiotbox, grab some bourbon, some xanax, and have a good cry. It’s not everyday you get to feel this bad, and it won’t last, so enjoy it. The dude was a(n) [INSERT MEAN WORD], anyway!

          • Malformed Face says:

            I think she is so psycho to put the triple pressure on a guy of 1) Meet my parents 2) Fly out of town to meets my parents 3) Fly out of town to meet my parents AND attend a wedding as my date.

            Calm down, DONKEY!

          • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

            Why, MF, I hear this patented Trident Technique works like a charm on guys in tight pinkish suits and white shoes.

          • Malformed Face says:

            LOL, ;)

          • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

            4.) Fly out of town to meet my parents AND attend a wedding as my date IN my parents back yard where we…I mean, “I”…will be married one day.

          • Gummy Rictus of Love says:

            Isn’t this the second wedding she’s dragged him to already?

          • mcakez says:

            Andy – You overestimate our Jules if you think she will ever get married (any time soon, at least), and you underestimate her if you think she will be satisfied by getting married in a backyard wedding at the ‘rents house. That’s for, like, hillbillies, hippies (but not the cool radical self ass-flapping kind like Burners – experienced ones, not ewww, virgins), and poors. Julia will have a bicoastal wedding extravaganza where she gets married in the New York Public Library or outside the NYT headquarters, and then another in SF for all her cool tech founder friends, at Stanford or Facebook headquarters.

            For real, though, want to have a good laugh? Imagine the invitations sent then actual RSVPs for a Julia wedding.

          • Malformed Face says:

            I agree a wedding will never happen, however, her comment about “a dry run” made me wonder if she realizes how far she’s fallen, i.e., she is now leaving Los Angeles so someone can rent her apartment so she can make her rent all while dating an unemployed computer loser/actor wanna-be.

            That’s why I think, like Birthday Chicken Gate 2012 (nevah forget) where she tried to act like that was THE. BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER., I wonder if she will try and pretend a backyard wedding (which is the best she’ll be able to do) is what she wanted anyway.

            Part of me thinks she’ll go nuts and marry someone at Burning Man so she can control the narrative (“See how much I’ve changed??? I didn’t want the pretty pink Princess wedding (that I could no longer get anyway).”

      • Gimme Pig of Love says:

        <333

      • Donkarena says:

        oh, that’s a tough one. Even if it’s “for the best”, a 5 year relationship ending is a major change. Hang in there…

      • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

        Chin up, idiotbox. The basement loves you.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Sorry to hear that @idiotbox

        You’re welcome to come hang out in the basement any time.
        Nothing a little percocet, PBJ sammich and Star Wars can’t fix.

      • Greg says:

        Sorry about your break-up, idiotbox. That’s tough.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Bitchy, psychotic, inconsiderate …that comment has it all.

    • Jelly Roll says:

      She’d be willing to have her wedding in her parent’s backyard? Bitch please…

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        These days, she’d be willing to have one in a bowling alley, if it means finally getting a husband.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      I’m beginning to think that the only reason she came home was because she rented out the mdr condo. She probably wasn’t invited to this wedding at all which is why she’s making a spectacle of herself. Her parents were probably like, “ok it will be nice to see you but you know we’re hosting a wedding for —– so we’ll be kind of busy.”

      • Dr. Gary says:

        Yep. That’s exactly it. What I want to know is who the fuck is paying almost $400 per night to stay there when you could stay at an amazing hotel, ON THE BEACH, for about the same price or even less??

        [img]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1464/jarental2.png[/img]

        This is from airbnb.com. I intentionally did not include the location to protect her privacy. But anyone who wanted to could easily find it. Why would someone who was so worried about ‘stalkers’ in the past be so open with their personal information? She is so dumb.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Also, where is Tiny Julia?? Save TJ!

          • Malformed Face says:

            TJ is in Florida… though unexpectedly, a death in the family of a friend (she Tweeted and FB’d about it). I wonder if she was going to stay with a friend while someone rented the place out.

            How desperate is Julie for money?

          • Malformed Face says:

            Donkey goes to Burning Man this Wed or Thurs.

        • AFGHANI says:

          I really don’t understand who would pay almost 3k/week to rent out that boring 2 BR condo?

          • Albie Quirky says:

            It’s right on the beach. I can imagine someone who wanted the location and couldn’t get it together to find anywhere nicer. I guess.

            If you look at the photos of the building in the sales listing, it looks much more appealing from the outside, because location.

          • Malformed Face says:

            I know business travelers often want a kitchen and laundry but no pool, gross view… no amenities except maybe a gym. I’m dying to know what her money situation is. Must be pretty desperate to have to crash with whoever to make your rent.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        I think you’re right.

        • Malformed Face says:

          Are there no intrusive pics of the wedding because Donkey and Goat Soap were not truly invited to the sit down dinner b/c of this last minute decision? It was bizarre for her to post a picture of the tent but not the Bride.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Maybe she was ordered to respect the bride and groom’s privacy and not post any pics of them and their families. Not likely, but possible.

          • Gummy Rictus of Love says:

            In the pic of her with the little boy, you can see the bride in the background on the right. Barely.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            That did happen with High School Dan’s wedding, and to her credit she did not break the “no pictures on the Internet” seal. (Or has not to date, at least.)

            I believe said seal was imposed by Wife of Dan, who is my total hero.

    • Donkarena says:

      yeah, wouldn’t it have been nice if, instead of pointedly referring to someone’s wedding day as a “dry run” for HER (steal the spotlight much?) — she would have tweeted something like “A wedding in my parents’ backyard — such a sweet occasion”, or “even a simple backyard wedding moves me to tears”….something that acknowledged someone else’s special day. Did she tweet anything like that?

      • ShesJustStupid says:

        No.

      • Donkarena says:

        plus, it’s kind of creepy she’s talking wedding “dry run” when she hasn’t been dating Checklist Slayer that long.

        • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

          Since it was at her parent’s house, I think she would have said it regardless of boyfriend’s existence. Her point is that admitting this wedding is beautiful means her wedding will be beautiful. At the same time she has to minimize the current girl’s wedding. When/If Julesie does get married, she is going to use this wedding as a benchmark to make hers even more over the top and “special”. Is about measurement now, and you’d better believe she’s going to want a bigger, more elaborate wedding than the designer’s daughter in her own parent’s home.

      • bitchface says:

        does this day end in “y”? then no

    • solidarity cat says:

      Hey idiotbox. Hope you feel better soon.

      [img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/24/129009021109061340.jpg[/img]

    • idiotbox says:

      Aw, thanks everyone. I’m doing really well, it was a long time coming. For the last couple of months we have just been postponing the final plug, but we just need to go through this and everything will be fine. As break ups go, this one is top-notch. Plus, i have excuses to bail on things stay in bed and eat so much phish food i think i am going to die.

  61. afghani says:

    There’s no way anyone “designed” the Lakeside Assisted Living Facility or the Downtown Raul Residence. Despite being very plain and un-designed, they both manage to be tacky. Which is an achievement in and of itself, because usually tacky is a result of trying to hard or, at a minimum, trying but failing. Both the Baughers shithole residences show barely any effort. And don’t they have red 12 x 12 ceramic tile in the lakeside house? I mean, that really says it all–they have flooring that looks like a suburban school cafeteria kitchen from the 1980s. Except that even a school district wouldn’t be too cheap to spring for 18 x 18.

  62. A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

    OT: Julia traveling in style

    [img]http://i45.tinypic.com/900wao.jpg[/img]

  63. Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

    wow this bitch really doesn’t have a job. able to flit home for nonsense, then off to burning man for a few days. when will the real world slap this idiot?

  64. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    I picture Julia walking in circles on the beach while the vows were said.

  65. Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

    Hey haters, did I mention there was a fire in an apartment building on our street couple of hours ago? Well, there was. Apparently it was no BIGGIE biggie, thankfully, but still.

    We’re also going to get 38 C / 100.4 F tomorrow (again). No A/C. Just shoot me in the face, I beg of you.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      I was in Germany during a miserable heatwave. We saw every movie in town, multiple times, and took slow-motion shopping trips to the supermarket, the only other A/C in town.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Ugh, fires are scary. Stay cool if possible! We don’t have AC either because we live in Boston and we always regret it about five or six days a year.

      • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

        I was just wondering about this, I thought it was pretty much standard for American homes to have AC everywhere, with the possible exception of Alaska? And then I got all ragefaced in my head because we damn sure do have warmer weather here than, say, Maine, or Boston, or Vermont for that matter, and yet AC in a private home is a total extravagance here. I don’t really think I’ve ever been at someone’s AC’d home round these parts. You say it’s NOT exactly standard everywhere you go in the US either, though?

        • donkolnikov says:

          In Boston at least, a lot of the buildings are older, especially apartment buildings, and do not have AC built in, or central air. You have to use window units, and some people opt out because they are expensive/noisy/etc. I have one because I can’t sleep in the heat.

          Newer buildings tend to have AC built in, though.

        • A colossus of scheme juices and failure says:

          In New York City, a lot of the older apartments and houses have just window units.

          It is just too expensive to retrofit a building with central A/C.

  66. Albie Quirky says:

    Total OT: My huscat dragged me out of the basement this weekend and we went up to Vermont to see some friends who moved up there and what-not.

    We went on a whim to the Shelburne Museum, which is just south of Burlington, Vermont, and it was AMAZEBALLS. This crazy rich lady just loved to buy things and collect them and eventually she ran out of room in her giant houses so she bought a bunch of land in Shelburne, Vermont, and started collecting buildings to put her collections of stuff in and make a museum, and holy shit she had stuff. Much of it grand stuff, like 19th century carousel animals, or Impressionist paintings, or 18th century dolls (those creeped me out) or figurehead sculptures from ships, or, or, or. And then she got all her crazy friends to donate their collections of stuff, and there is just so much stuff there.

    And it’s beautifully curated and displayed inside these weird and cool buildings she collected (like a lighthouse, and a couple of churches, and a stone jailhouse). Oh, and while she was collecting, she collected a 1906 paddle steamer from Lake Champlain and had it moved to her big collection of buildings. Which is pretty goddamned amazing.

    So if any of you have reason to be in Burlington, Vermont, and you have the time to drive about twenty minutes south of the city to this completely insane museum, DO IT. You will be glad you did. Also, it will take you at least three hours, four if you want to eat lunch there (apparently the food is very good; we got there too late for lunch, alas).

    • Dyspeptic says:

      I grew up in Shelburne, and every year my grade school classes took a field trip to the Shelburne Museum. It made a huge impression on me. I could hardly wait for those trips, and I’d imagine myself living in the house from 1740 or the one from 1830 or whatnot, and spend hours staring at the period furnishings and kitchen arrangements. I think I explored every possible inch of that paddle steamer, the Ticonderoga. The vitrines full of antique miniatures used to boggle my mind. And still do.

    • CDB says:

      Thanks. I have to go to Champlain to get a Nexus pass for Canada in October and I was looking for things to do around Burlington. I am going to fly up and so this is purrfect.

    • Greg says:

      oh, that sounds really great. I just got to the Isabella Stewart museum a couple of trips to Boston ago and it was right up my street; sounds like this is too.

    • Helena (Sexy Baconface) says:

      I spent a day there in 2009 and it was one of the coolest things I’ve seen in the US. Four hours aren’t enough IMO! But I’m notoriously slow.

  67. bitchface says:

    totally on topic but I just wasted the last 20 minutes looking at pictures of gregdamn cute Yorkies

    • Malformed Face says:

      Donkey?

      [img]http://anderson-ca.classi4us.com/uploads/us/1/us_1987_1315250782_699456/big_adorable%20teacup%20yorkie%20puppies%20for%20adoption%20101.jpg[/img]

  68. EyeRoller says:

    To everyone inquiring of how/whereabouts of Madame Comode de la Casio Keyboard (Translation #1: Toilet Julia), I would point out this way old article below as a clue that maybe she and Donk finally “made out” after so many years and it crumbled their secret “column of love”, (Translation #2: After their Kracken-sized M.A. success (success=FAIL!), she and Donk had a little too much Strawberry Desperation Hill one night recently after watching themselves on Bravo over and over, sensed it as the “end of the world” as they know it, and finally took the fuck-leap together).

    Hey, it’s not out of the question, even though the thought makes my toat thrighten and my frow burrow:

    http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/06/01/julia-allison-the-original-catholic-sex-columnist/

    I’m kidding!!! I could comment FOR(N)EVER on this sad sack of mule meat but it’s late. SHE may be able to stay up all night, but unlike her I’d like my head and face area to appear human and function normally while I’m WORKING (not shopping for Burning Man costumes and broadcasting to random strangers about it) tomorrow. Oh, and Donk– I might WORK the day after that too. Try it sometime, it’s not as bad as you fear. Night night everybody and hasta yo’mama Donkey.

  69. Malformed Face says:

    Oh, my, how I love Christine Kelly. Can’t tell if this will stay or get taken down:

    Christine Kelly posted toJulia Allison
    3 hours ago
    Good to see you guys. Have fun glamping! Tell Devin he still owes me the “how you met” story, but he can feel free to re-set it at a gay disco. X

    LOL wut?

    • Wow. I took a screen cap in case she deletes it.

      [img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/hegemonster/disco-goat-stew.jpg[/img]

      What does that even mean?

      • Malformed Face says:

        I don’t know but b/c it’s from Christine who is often very passive aggressive on the Facebooks, I think it MEANS something.

      • moonshineDONKEY says:

        I think this is her attempt at smiling winking at The Donkey. It’s a jab(ba) at the basement dwellers.

        • Andy Whorehol says:

          Oh, I completely believe that she’s willing to play the part of an oblivious beard just to convince people that she’s got this amazing new boyfriend. Which is pretty damned sad.

          Check out their body-language in every photo together. They’re posed more like brother and sister in every one, just too polite. Wouldn’t there be a bit more chemistry showing in their pics together if they were just starting to date seriously and enjoying this fiery new romance?

          Plus, she’s a known liar. Either he has no idea that she’s touting him as ‘The Boyfriend’ or she’s got an arrangement for him to willingly play this role in public with her for a while. Anything to save face and prove to her hundreds of television viewers that YES, she can snag a cute guy, so she is NOT repulsive! (and so what if he’s gay? Notice that one isn’t included on her list!)

          Not to mention we all know how she acts when she’s really in love with a hot new wallet. She’s crazier than usual and blabs about the guy constantly. Not one vibe of that going on here either.

          And just look at him. She’s dressed/posed like a giddy fag-hag in all their pics together while he’s dressed for the races. Again: my gay-dar is pinged and I love how her frienemies are onto it as well.

        • Ex Spurt says:

          I think so too, moonshine. Their version of poking the beast.

          It did make me go to her facebook though, and one of Dev’s older male relatives made a comment which made me click through to his fb and anyway, I feel bad, BUT it’s going to be interesting watching from afar her with his family. Seems much more modest. Maybe absolutely gorgeous people but a tad different to the McCains.

        • You think they’re trolling us? Is CK a close friend? She dogsat for Lilly [sic], but is that the extent of their friendship? I can’t tell if she’s being snarky with JA b/c JA can’t tell, or if she has a similarly off donk-esque sense of humor.

          And now there is this comment she added, right under the original post:

          Christine Kelly: ‎@Allie Baugher Clearly I sat next to your Mom at dinner – how Julia never heard your parent’s first date story is beyond me. We are officially obsessed with it. :) You were missed! Good luck with training!

  70. G$'s Paddleboat to Hell - R.I.P says:

    OT, I went on a date this weekend with a guy who is now working with Megan Asha. I shivered and then felt pelty by association when we kissed good night. You’re the only people I can share this with, feel free to ignore and carry on.

    • fl00fy says:

      Pelty by association! Amazing. I sure do miss that pointin’ Puerto Rican…

    • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

      I’m friends with an ex of her’s. To hear him go on and on about how great she is, how misunderstood that group of girls is, how TMI Weekly was such a clever idea, etc etc… it boggles the mind. I feel your pelty pain.

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