Julia Allison pushed some vegetables around in a pan and thinks she deserves some sort of lady medal.
What? Is with this chick and catfish? Way to class up a nice, romantic dinner with a cheap and slimy bottom feeder. And catfish is disgusting, too, as is talapia, while we’re at it, as is sweet potatoes for dessert. And don’t start the “but sweet potatoes are good when you. . . .” debate again, because, no, they are not. Keep that white people shit to yourself. Sweet potatoes are the devil’s starch. And Julia Allison is a cloven-hoofed demon of the highest order.
Jesus, bake him a cake (with flour), and give him a handy, and be done with it. And keep that shit off Twitter. Stop acting like successfully making A SALAD is your life’s greatest accomplishment, even though, sadly, it is.
P.S. I haven’t been paying attention. Why do we call this new dude Goat Soup?