She’s finally changed her Facebook profile status to “in a relationship.” Aww, sweet, even though Donkvin was apparently in a L.A. singles group as recently as July. Strangely enough, his account was deleted within minutes of someone posting it in our comments last night.
You see, all you impressionable young girls who cannot spell and keep emailing us about how mean we are to a poor, innocent donkey — this is ALL THAT MATTERS! After going through an allegedly life-altering personal journey that involved months of painful personal introspection, the snagging of a hot piece is paramount. Especially if he manages to adhere to the dozens of deranged requirements on your 5,929-point checklist. A man is the answer, bunnies! Don’t worry about trying to truly figure out why you’re so obviously mentally ill, just snag a man and sweep all your issues under the carpet.
I personally could not be happier if this brings us closer to a donkey wedding, something I have been dreaming about for years. Just imagine the orgy of raging pink insanity. Please, Greg, let it happen.
UPDATE: Some of you hated her, but I always sensed Amy was onto an idiotic, crazy-ass donkey. You could see it right from the start of any and all public appearances they made together. The contempt was thinly veiled. And now it’s just balls out. HERO!