I’m going to let you in on a little secret on what it takes to be a reblogger who has been featured on a Bravo reality show. I’m too busy failing at life and not being married to a surgeon (Not my fault, you guys! Chick-fil-A won’t let me!) that nowadays I rarely ever venture out to one of the outposts of Julia Allison’s massive digital empire to see what she’s been up to. I usually don’t bother until one of you points something out in the comments, especially since the show started and her Twitter stream turned into a continual retweet of “Thanks, @stupidwoman! You’re awesome for loving me!”
But, in a spell of insomnia, I peek over today. Who knew that Julia’s Twitter feed could be so revelatory?
Yes, Julia Allison has a penis, says Julia Allison. And it was at least at one point erect. Furthermore, Julia Allison can be considered a sort of expert on deflating penises since they occur around her ALL (Snap!) THE (Snap!) TIME (Snap!)