On Elle.com. Oh boy.
Some doozies in here. So much insanity. The garish necklace: “Every time I wear it, I feel like a princess.” What 31-year-old woman wants to feel like a princess? Seriously?
And this, about the ugly sparkly shoes:
One of my best friends, Randi Zuckerberg (who is executive producing Bravo’s Silicon Valley), and I share a birthday, February 28th, and we’ve thrown joint birthday bashes with purposefully over-the-top matching outfits a few years in a row. For our 29th birthday, we chose these sparkle Betsey Johnson bow heels. I think there’s no such thing as too old to appreciate a little bit of kitschy sparkle.
“Right after college, I dated a handsome, kind man named Alex. He took me to Paris for the first time on this out-of-the-movies storybook trip and bought me these green sparkly Les Prairies pumps at a boutique we wandered into. I had never felt more fashionable. They have remained displayed in my closet as a token of his affection for years (we are still good friends).”
Oh honey, please.