The lies and obfuscations, on her part and the part of the editors, are really hard to decipher.
The JellyD Dumping: She says the JellyD dumping was weeks later, not right after the second date, and that they had spent time together at one another’s apartments. So why did she walk into that place as though she’d never been there before?
Did he dump her and then they continued to hang out anyway? Because there were certainly photos of them together on New Year’s Eve, and she was seen at one of his shows in late January.
A possible theory: The conversation with JP about blowing him on the second date did happen, but she went to SF and decided NOT to have “the talk” after all and they continued to date for a few more weeks, and that was all edited out. Then weeks later, in another trip to SF, he finally dumped her ass. Again, I am confused as to why it seemed like she’d never been in that apartment before.
The Writer’s Block: Why the fuck did Keith need the columns when they weren’t running until after the show aired anyway? Was she such a fuckup that they altered the original plan and decided not to run them til the show was airing? Did he want them in real time in order to create some drama for the show? And she admitted in her Bravo blog that the Guinea Pig of Love column ends when the show ends, so REALLY, Donkey? The show had nothing to do with you getting the column? It is to motherfucking laugh.
And this reply to Amelia that she and Prom King “never discussed marriage.”
Jesus Christ, fuckface. Why do you lie?
UPDATE: Here are some New Year’s Eve photos with her and JellyD:
And here are some pictures of her road trip from L.A. to S.F. with Toilet Julia, posted on Feb. 2. JellyD is tagged in the first one, and it’s pretty clear they were staying at his place: