This is Julia Allison’s Favorite Photo Ever, Which Speaks Volumes About Her Shallow Priorities and Empty Ambition

Maybe my favorite photo, ever. Repping @BravoAndy‘s pink Mazel sunglasses on @BravoTV: http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-7/photos/show-shots/julia-allison-emily-morse-and-amy-laurent#image-130148 …

Meanwhile, Julia Allison thinks she’s hysterical.

LOCHTE FTW! Literally. RT @WSJ: Ryan Lochte wins United States’ first gold of London Olympics, Michael Phelps 4th. http://wsj.com

HAHAHA! What. . . .? No. . .? Yes, honey. No. And with that, I’ll leave with with the mental image of Julia Allison getting wet in the middle of the airport.

So, @MensJournal isn’t exactly my usual reading material but … ummm … RYAN LOCHTE. I mean!!! Damnnnn. http://lockerz.com/s/228165599

I bid you adieu.

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153 Responses to This is Julia Allison’s Favorite Photo Ever, Which Speaks Volumes About Her Shallow Priorities and Empty Ambition

  1. Albie Quirky says:

    She had some back and forth about how she “likes her men geeky” but then she deleted it.

  2. Ex Spurt says:

    Nice pic, Donk. The goitre-look is always very attractive.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      I can see why she loves the photo. It encapsulates everything the holds dear:

      Pink
      Possible Jewishness
      Gang signs
      Sultry Face
      Tiara
      “Fame”
      Celebrity proximity
      Pink pouffy pinkness

      Very deep, this one.

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        For some reason, I keep thinking those glasses say “AMAZEBALLZ.”

      • Ex Spurt says:

        It’s like she has saved all the clever photoshop catpeeps here the time of putting together a really good caricature. It’s the caricature that isn’t a caricature. All quite mind-boggling, really.

      • Wife Branding says:

        Am I majorly gutter-minded because all I can see is the giant woody under the pink dress?

      • Donkeycam Now! says:

        Possible Jewishness?

        She must be angling for a Jewish wallet.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          She likes people to think she has Jewish blood. She suggested she was as much as one-half Jewish at one point. She wants to make sure she’s not cutting herself off from a large swath of wealthy potential husbands, that’s all it’s about.

  3. LetItExplode says:

    The guy who wrote that Lochte story also wrote the definitive profile on her “Becoming Julia Allison” for mediabistro.

  4. Donkey Mnemonic says:

    Little late, I know, but I just watched last week’s Miss Advised.

    Holy shit she is fucking crazy. And I feel like this is her trying to be likeable.

    Sorry, I just had to get that out.

  5. helobabe says:

    No chance, Donkey. Lochte is romancing this:
    [img]http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2012/01/22/1226250/419023-blair-evans.jpg[/img]

  6. The Watermelon Wonderer says:

    She has to at least be 50, there is no way Donk is 31?

    • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

      I mean c’mon you can do lines of coke in her laugh lines they’re that deep(and she’s admitted to restalyne). Getchur money back gurl.

  7. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Since Toddlers & Tiaras is already taken, maybe D0nkey’s spin-off can be:
    Wackos with Waddles
    [img]http://partywiththis.com/images/P/ToothFairy17768.jpg[/img]

  8. mule on rouge says:

    She is always objectifying men, which disgusts me. Does she think that telling the world that she is horny and DTF will impress the wallet(s) she is chasing? If a man was publicly lusting after multiple women, talking about how dayum fiiiiiiine they look, how lickable they are, and how he wants to see them topless, would you want to date him? Donkey, anybody can suck a dick. You’re not special.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      O-V-E-R-C-O-M-P-E-N-S-A-T-I-N-G
      Look at me! I’m SOOOOOOOOO hetero!

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        Let me be clear, I’d like to squirt baby oil all over his body and glide all over it like a slip-n-slide while licking his face.

        It this necessary to Tweet? No.

        Since she didn’t @ him, but rather Men’s Journal, I think she has some other agenda. Or she is just man (and attention) hungry. Or both.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Can I join in that party?

          I didn’t know much about him until tonight, when we were watching the Olympics. GOOD GREG, he is fine. I kept saying how hot he was until the cathus finally shut me down with a ‘okay hun. got it. you think he’s hot’.

          Did anyone else see the clip of him talking about his training and the changes he’s made since Beijing 2008 to get stronger? He rolls GIANT tires, drags huge anchor chains, drops kegs, etc.

          http://www.nbcolympics.com/video/swimming/todays-athlete-to-watch-ryan-lochte.html

          *books a suite at the Four Seasons for @Andy Wintour, Ryan and me. ask room service to send up champagne, 3 glasses, candles, a few bottles of baby oil and extra towels*

        • chinchilla of indifference (aka mule on rouge) says:

          Exactly! I’m prone to occasional depraved thoughts, myself. And by “occasional”, I mean “frequent”. And by “frequent”, I mean “constant”. Would I sully my reputation (brand) by broadcasting it to the world? Hell no, because that would be financial suicide. How fuck can she get work as a social media consultant? Is it the same “do as I say, not as I do” device that she uses to pass herself off as a relationship expert on #MissAdvised ?

  9. du/coveted vag space says:

    photo

    now main fb pic.
    and she “liked” it.
    WHO DOES THAT?

    • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

      Her reality distortion field is starting to spin out ouf control.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Her nostrils are so very … o^O

    • little birdies dress me says:

      I really hate it when people “like” their own photo on fb. I hate it even more when that is the only like or comment and the person is clearly doing it to get more attention.

  10. Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

    2 things about the pink photo:

    1.) She is clearly a lunatic
    2.) I can never get over the creepy dolls in the background (which seem to match her outfit and hair color).

  11. Nickelodeon Chic says:

    I think that, for her, this is what self-actualization looks like.

  12. Malformed Face says:

    She looks lIke a man here. I think she is a man.

    • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

      I have often thought that as well. Certain pictures make her look waxy and some make her look manly.

  13. Sake Bombardier says:

    She looks like she’s asleep. Or maybe just resting the pissholes for a spell.

  14. Sake Bombardier says:

    [img]http://s8.postimage.org/5c6a9aj45/fixed.png[/img]

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Spectacular!

      • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

        I am in awe off all the photshop talents on this page, truly a talented group of people. I can barely turn on my computer.

    • bitchface says:

      Holy Greg. She’s really at the pinnacle of her life. She’s on a realityh show about herself and what she loves doing best – talking about herself, showing off her lame “accomplishments” such as not letting her dog die and putting pink dhit in her closet – that focuses on her her her and her dating. Then she gets to write about herself being on tv talking about herself. Then she gets to go on promo circuits promoting herself on a tv about herself and her column which I needn’t remind you talks about her and her tv show which is all about her.

      So meta my head is going to explode.

      • Random Snowflake says:

        Some neurons just popped in my brain. I need to sit down and process this…

      • CDB says:

        you are right, and we are all just jealous haterz

      • bitchface says:

        In the harsh light of morning I see my mistake. Her pinnacle will be her wedding. This is all just build up to that magical, special, dream day where nothing goes wrong and it’s all about hheeeeerr

        She prob thinks she’s going to get a $17M wedding comped and televised like her ass mentoress Kardashian.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          Hard to have a wedding however when no one will ever marry you.

          • bitchface says:

            Someone would but she think she deserves a hot rich young hipster founder millionaire. I’m sure a wealthy aging sugar daddy could fall for her rapidly declining facade.

            All the boys should really thank Jakob for taking one for the team. Anyone SHE deems as good as or better than him won’t touch her now with a 20 foot pole. She thinks since she had him that’s the level she “deserves”. Girlfriend will never settle fit an average joe with a job.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Please. Even wealthy old men have some taste and aren’t desperate. Not that desperate.

            The average Joe with a regular job wouldn’t look twice at her, except in horror.

        • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

          I know…it’s depressing to think that we all were so embarrassed and cringing for her, almost feeling sorry for her, a few weeks ago. I see now that it doesn’t matter how god-awful she appears on tv, she’s ON TV. and that is all that matters to her. while most of us would have been on suicide watch after such horrific scenes of cray were broadcast to the nation, she is on cloud nine.

    • melting marionette says:

      I really don’t understand the whole “gang sign” thing (with her).

  15. Jack the Bulldog says:

    OT: Watching an old STRANGERS WITH CANDY episode and this moment got me remembering Donkey’s brief days as some sort of GU cheerleader. Note the name of the squad! http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/s1pfvj/strangers-with-candy-cheerleading-tryouts

  16. mcakez says:

    Totally off-topic, y’all, but remember how a while back I told you about my friend who was battling cancer for the second time? Well, the chemo isn’t doing its job and we are in hyperdrive to try and help her fulfill her ‘motivational activity’ list (I hate to call it a Bucket List, even though she calls it that, because she still has lots of fight in her), specifically her desire to see a taping of (and maybe, fingers crossed, meet) Ellen.

    Some of you wonderful catladies have already helped by retweeting on twitter, but it’s going to take a lot of effort to get this to happen. Anyone have any ideas on how to get this thing really going? I can get a throwaway e-mail for anyone who wants my twitter and a link to the other awareness campaigns we’ve started. Or maybe if the mods were so inclined they might be willing to pass the info along to anyone who wants to be involved? (Not to put a burden on them, of course. I’m just throwing out ideas.)

    Sorry to be all ‘me me me,’ but I fucking love this girl, and I am going to do whatever is in my power to try and help her get her energy and spirits up so she is prepared to keep kicking cancer’s ass when the next round of treatment starts.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Cathus has some connections, since he works in the ‘biz’. I’ll see what I can do.

      (I made out with Ellen’s brother back in the day, but I don’t think that will help me now.)

      • mcakez says:

        DG, fabuloso! Do you have my e-mail? Pop into chat and I will link you to the relevant ‘campaigns’ that can be forwarded.

        Bless you, catladies. It’s crazy how you guys (through twitter, and chat, and here) are already working mojo when facebook did a giant ‘meh’ (maybe because it is Saturday?) so far. People don’t notice anything anymore if there isn’t a meme attached.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Absolutely. I’ve asked the cathus to put the feelers out and see what he can do. Will be in touch as soon as I have any news.

          • mcakez says:

            You are wonderful, thank you so much. If nothing else, maybe he can find someone who has been touched by the big-C who is willing to tweet for awareness?

            Thank you again. Cheeto kisses to you and the huscat.

      • SilverBulletViBRAYtor says:

        The adorable Vance? I am so envious I could spit!

    • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

      Ask Julia Allison to tweet it out. Or just email the show. If you make it sad enough, they’d fly her out.

      • mcakez says:

        We did e-mail the show, and got no response. We are redoubling our efforts at this point, and I have a few leads, including the ones the catladies have offered.

        As for Julia, she has me on block because I hurt her precious feelers somewhere along the line. Besides, I’m a nobody, and she wouldn’t want anyone to meet Ellen before she does (remember her own bucket list? That’s how this all came up.) Also, we all know her 100k followers are lame bots and her influence is in her head.

        As thankful as I am for the help I’ve gotten from catladies so far, it’s pretty sad that I can’t even directly link the tweets in question because I suspect Julia is just gross enough to try and go after me (for whatever pathetic good that would do — I have a great lawyer, and little to lose) while I’m trying to do something positive for someone who is suffering.

        • So. Blessed. says:

          My ideas: 1) direct mailing a package to the Ellen show containing a video, handwritten bio, etc. 2) kickstarter to get your friend to the show 3) continuing youtube/twitter/facebook campaign.

          I’d suggest all three simultaneously–can’t hurt. I don’t know if you all have a sort of PR package devised (videos from friends, profile of your friend)–am not sure how comfortable she might be if there’s that much attention all of the sudden.

          I’d think, though, if there’s a well-written profile of someone wanting to fulfill their bucket list with specific, do-able things (hate the term “bucket list” as well but media will tend to glom on to what makes headlines) and that is connected to reliable contact people something will happen.

          Maybe even starting small, like contacting her local news outlets. From what I see on teevees as an average, basement-dwelling cat, the efforts of friends to support an awesome person in realizing achievable dreams gets stuff done. Human interest. I think the biggest part is placing a face, and faces, with the name and then being very aggressive in putting her story out there. The more open she is to sharing the honest details of those struggles–and I know that sounds callous–the better “story” there is.

          The irony of talking about this on this forum doesn’t escape me. There’s a huge difference between creating a theme song for Find-A-Wallet Bravo Roadshow Year 2012-? and staying positive through successive bouts of chemo.

          If this post is redundant to efforts you’ve already made, I apologize. Just tossing out ideas.

          • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

            Also, put that video on YouTube, then start sharing it all over the place (Facebook, Twitter, e-mail everyone you know, on the campaign website). Oh, and be SURE to mention that you’ve already reached out to the show with no response in the video itself (in a nice way, of course). I’m guessing Ellen’s PR team will not want the show to be portrayed as callous if it’s being shared all over the internet. Heck, you may even want to buy a domain specifically for this, if you haven’t already done so (e.g. MyDyingWishIsToVisitEllen.com). Just some thoughts.

            On a side note, my dad told me yesterday that his girlfriend just passed. She was diagnosed with liver cancer just weeks ago, and I don’t think he expected her to be gone, especially so quickly. We are so fragile at the end of the day. I completely admire you for doing everything you can to make these moments special with your friend.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            @Andy Wintour

            I am so sorry. Seems so shocking, to lose someone that quickly. Sending good thoughts to your dad.

          • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

            Thanks, DG.

            And good thoughts to mcakez-ey and your friend.

  17. So. Blessed. says:

    Julia, so happily ensconced in Hawaii (for the first time, bunnies!), is Tweeting first date/second season Bravo show hope to a plucky Seattle lesbian?
    Kelci Wilson ‏@WilsonKelci
    @JuliaAllison – Will you go out on a date with me? I’m fairly normal…
    3h Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    @WilsonKelci – What an offer!! I’ll go on a date with you ;-) just come to Marina del Rey, my friend. :-)
    Kelci Wilson ‏@WilsonKelci
    @JuliaAllison – Perfect! :D I’m on my way…. Haha

    IF–and this if is as big as the carapace of lies Our Donkey has constructed in the last few months, Miss Advised finds a second season, no doubt it will be cast with new playas, um, playas? There’d be no purpose to watch Amy, Emily, and Julia fumble through another year of bad dates. I’ve also wondered why Ashley Tisdale marketed a show of hapless 30 and 40 year olds when she is but a tiny-and-cute.

    So if Donk is dreaming of future OMG ELLE.com columns: “Pig of Love: The Lesbian Experiment” or “Pig of Love: The Underage Experiment” or “Pig of Love: The Scientology Experiment” maybe she should keep it to herself. I’m sure the Kenilworth Deballage would agree.

    • Donkeycam Now! says:

      Is lesbianism good for ratings?

      Because if it is, she will be munching rug in no time.

      • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

        Oh she and Emily already made out and Amy just stood by whining that no one wanted to kiss her.

  18. Pescachickenarian says:

    She’s already forgotten that she loves art and photography. ‘hey check out this amazing artist but my favorite photo is of me with a six pack neck’.

  19. Scooby Don't says:

    New figure in Madame Tussad’s House of Horrors: The Greater Expired Pink Harridan.

    I like the mini me version of her in the background.

    • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

      I just spit my Captain Crunch cereal. LOLZ!

      • chinchilla of indifference (aka mule on rouge) says:

        You’re probably better off without it! ;) Cap’n Crunch is like sugar-coated nuggets of sandpaper. I always end up with the roof of my mouth feeling shredded. (It’s totally worth it, though.)

  20. diluted brain says:

    Why does she think she looks cute in that pic? She looks like a lunatic.

  21. solidarity cat says:

    So, over on her facebook she posted about some gluten-free vegan gift service saying:

    “William McCullough sent these to me a few weeks ago and I’m totally obsessed. Way better than chocolates or flowers! Okay, only a little better than flowers. ;-)”

    So sad and canklehauseny.

  22. EyeRoller says:

    My first and probably only post to this site, not because I won’t continue reading, I just think the main subject’s already being observed and noted with even more acuity and more familiarity on a daily basis by others. AKA– Jacy and JP say it best every time. Anyhow, I just found this site several weeks ago. It was funny and smart enough to make me catch up on a ton of back entries, user comments and side research about the ridiculous HUMAN PARADE FLOATE this blog refers to as DONK.
    What a mess. The things she does and says that get exposed and broken down honestly (and effectively by some of these comment posters) in contrast to how she runs around trying to make them appear (which must be backbreakingly exhausting) are a perfect metaphor for the mushy of lowbrow social media whore. Not to get overly-psycho-socially-analytic, but there needs to be a new word for “beyond insane” that describes the mentality going on in a freak-muppet like this.
    I think I find this blog enlightening because I worked for an NPD one time and nearly lost my mind. I could only imagine how it would be working for her, if she had the money or actual workload that required one. Who cares if she’s fat or not fat or bloated from throwing up or has little pig hands? And I’m used to seeing brainwashed sellouts begging plastic surgeons to ruin their faces on tv and then watching them deny it later, that’s nothing new. It’s human potential whored down to it’s lowest most distracting factor of ME to the infinite power, running around thinking you’re smarter than everyone else with your ambiguous, legally twisted verbiage and invisible fanbase that exists mainly in what’s left of your shattered mind.
    This D.O.N.K. reminds me of the fakest, weakest parts of human nature, and who knows, we might be more alike than different in the end. Nah. I have a miniscule amount of dignity left in my soul, which apparently, after being educated by this blog, separate me and DONK by light years.
    Thank you to the creators and contributors who have enlightened me with this blog!

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Wow, thank you.

      And I so agree with you — I don’t really care about her weight and her bloated digits except for the fact that she considers appearance/image to be so far and beyond the most important human characteristic that it’s amusing to see her losing/fucking up her looks. She has always judged people, in particular women, by their appearance/weight, etc., and we know this after hearing from so many women she has treated abysmally over the years.

      But to me, she’s fascinating because she truly is this sort of Frankenstein poster child of a generation that is so completely insane when it comes to over-sharing, self-promotion, etc etc, even and especially when they have nothing else to contribute to the world. Just a “look at me! look at me!!” obsession that is just so disturbing. And as I have said before, she is the Incredible Hulk version of that person.

      Obama I thought said something great the other day to the youth of America along the lines of “you are competing against people who aren’t watching the Real Housewives.” And there’s poor Julie, living her life’s ambition — on a reality show that follows the REAL HOUSEWIVES OMG OMG. She even wants people to think she and Kim Kardashian have the same ass. Because that is so important, right?

      She is so disgustingly getting off on all the attention being paid to her. She just lllllloves talking about herself. And what has she done that merits anyone asking her what’s she’s wearing or who she’s dating or wow, you can still fit into your high school prom dress??? FASCINATING. She has not done a single thing with her life that hasn’t involved trying to convince the world that she is utterly awesome. She truly only gives a shit about herself.

      • EyeRoller says:

        Thanks for replying and agreed. To clarify– The lincoln log fingers and Housewives face abnormalities/obsessions are true and hilarious, but what I meant was that that’s what she’s probably at home crying about when that’s the least of her problems. She’s not only melting in front of our eyes physically but mentally as well. And I’m not a cruel person for saying it and it’s NOT SAD because she DOESN’T GET IT.
        However, I am a liar because I said I’d only post one. Ok, this is addictive. Now I get it.

      • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

        Fuck him, I and some of the smartest, most successful people I know are Housewives fiends.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          You don’t think that was a good point to make to a youth audience? I think it’s one thing to watch them as grown adults so you can mock and point, but I hate when I see teenaged girls watching this shit for hours on end and thinking that it’s in any way real or normal to have bunch of asshole women in catfights 24/7 and having their faces injected with shit all day long.

          • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

            Not really. I spent hours watching shitty tv as a kid and teen. How a teen perceives reality tv depends on so many factors – and isn’t about the shows.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            To quote Dan!!! “The plural form of anecdote is not data.”

            American youth is starting to fall behind a lot of competing nations in terms of academic performance, awareness of what’s going on beyond its borders, other indexes — I don’t think the high ratings of shows celebrating people like the Kardashians are meaningless. I am not saying ban them, because certainly they can be fun, escapist entertainment — just like RBD!! But I thought it was an important thing to say, and I’d think so if Romney had said it too — it’s not about his politics.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            p.s. If anyone’s interested — this made a big splash last week.

            http://www.hks.harvard.edu/pepg/PDF/Papers/PEPG12-03_CatchingUp.pdf

        • EyeRoller says:

          Let me reword my former comments here to make sure I’m clear: I love this blog. I love it because it makes me feel UN-crazy. I love the comments and I love the insight and I happen to think the humor is way-better-than-shitty and I could go on and on… including the fact that I could use this blog as daily inspiration for the rest of my life to remind me of the particular type of DONKHOLE I NEVER want to become in my life.

          For “Pilot”– I’m a Housewives fiend myself, so I didn’t mean to confuse you I was just writing too fast in that last entry. I agree with you on every level. What I meant to say is that this burro/woman is so wholly uncharming and coated in such a greasy film of megalomania that it makes me NOT feel bad pointing out that she has bathtop drain stoppers for fingers and the face of a 50 year old Housewives star in a prom dress.

          ONK-DAY (I’m sure she speaks Pig Latin) is such a mess. It seems like she’s been trying her whole life to be Sandy in Grease, when she’s really just the Patty Simcox character (google it). However, instead of trying to be the best Patty she could’ve been, she ruined her life (and her face) trying to be a A Sandy.

      • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

        She should be a government funded study. I also came here to get the background (after the first Miss Advised) and it is totally addictive. The posts are intelligent and witty and seriously the photoshop skills (I wish I had 1/8 the talent some of you have). I’m just hanging on the the inevitable epic meltdown and happy to have found a place to laugh at her and not so much with her.

    • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

      I am going to try to work the phrase “ME to the infinite power” into my lexicon somehow.

      And hopefully this isn’t your last comment. People come for the cray, but they stay for the catpeeps.

  23. Rosalie says:

    Forgive me if this has already been discussed. I’ve been unable to stay current here due to a few stressful things going on in my life (cat with cancer, dog with cancer, me sleepy with med changes). I sometimes check out the Miss Advised thread on TWoP, and this morning I saw that many of the posts about Julia are hysterical. If you guys haven’t already discussed this or been there lately, I recommend giving it a look. I’d cut & paste a few, but it’s feeding time for the cat mentioned above. But they really are great. She’s not fooling anyone nor is she coming off as sane. Hopefully this link will take you to the most recent posts: http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3213938&st=120

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Wow, those are awesome. And again — not cat ladies, just a whole new army of haters due solely to Donkey’s demeanor/behavior on the show. Great job, Julie! Miss Advised is doing WONDERS to repair your justifiably abysmal reputation!

      • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

        I’m afraid to comment on public pages on fb for two reasons:
        1. So fans are so crazy they personally attack (which I can take) but on the old Bravo Andy Cohen page people were calling each other’s work trying to get people fired.
        2. When you comment on a public page it is saved in google forever. Wouldn’t want an employer googling my name to find me discussing the finer points of the HW. ha.

    • chinchilla of indifference (aka mule on rouge) says:

      Laughter lightens the load, doesn’t it? And it sounds like you are dealing with a lot of stressful stuff right now. I’m sending you and your furry loved ones a virtual hug. Thanks for the link — donkey snark really is the best medicine!

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      This comment … golden, and pretty typical:

      “Good Lord, I just googled Julia Allison and I simply can’t believe the images I found are of the same person?!?! Perhaps this gives some insight into her freaky rants of “WHY WON’T YOU JUST KEEEEEESSSSSS MEEEEEEEEE????!!!!!!” because, I’m guessing, her old face/body probably used to get touched/kissed/hit on a lot. Is she much older now or does she have a medical condition requiring steroid use or something? I can’t believe someone would choose to become what she is now. I’m sure her lacking personality was much easier to take when men could just stare at her old self and make a humming noise in their heads if she was speaking.”

      • Dr. Gary says:

        ‘I’m sure her lacking personality was much easier to take when men could just stare at her old self and make a humming noise in their heads if she was speaking.’

        DYING!

        • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

          that is brilliant (and true) – didn’t JLod make some comment about how he could’ve tolerated her if she’d just have let him concentrate on her “surface” attributes?

    • Dr. Gary says:

      The TWoP comments are amazing. A few of us have discussed commenting over there ages ago. I was on there 2003/2004, mostly commented in the Bachelor/Bachelorette threads (Bob Guiney + Trista. UGH!). Such good times. Then Bravo bought it and it didn’t seem the same.

      Anyhoo, loved this comment. Sounds like a cat lady:

      “Julia is horrid, and not even in a Reality Gold way, she’s so loud and brash and annoying. She can definitely be photogenic pretty in some photos but the plastic surgery has done her no favors. I can’t stand her face! Her mouth looks like she’s hiding an upside down clothes hanger in it [bwah!] and her nose job has given her this pig-like face when she’s on camera, kind of like Kathleen Turners aged face, but worse, she needs to GO. I’m a woman but I can’t think of any stronger man-repellent than her personality. Her roommate is going to go bald if she doesn’t eat some fat.”

      @Rosalie: sorry about your pets. That’s one of the toughest things to deal with. We went through it cathus’ cat. She had cancer on her chin. But we didn’t find out what it was until it was too late. Just spend as much time with them as you can, keep them comfortable. Make sure you have friends/family you can talk to, to help you through such a hard time. And of course, you always have us.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        There are maybe one or two of them, providing Donk background, who might be cat ladies. But most of them seem to be brand-new haters. It’s awesome.

      • Antibiotics with a Side of Antibiotics says:

        One of the commenters there brought up an interesting point I had never thought of before. They said they believed Julia must have really bad breath and that is probably the primary reason no guy wants to get close enough to kiss her. Does Julia Allison have rancid breathe? Discuss.

        • pearipathetic donkey says:

          That was my suspicion when I saw a picture of her tongue and it looked really white–like she’d never brushed or scraped it.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          Well, at least as of a few years ago, she didn’t exactly smell as if she is a regular in the shower.

      • Edward R. Burro says:

        Dr. Gary, I used to be in the Bachelorette threads a lot back then too. That was actually a fun little community of posters (although there was a lot of drama and craziness in the Meet Market thread what with posters pretending to be people they weren’t and scamming money and stuff.) You’re right that TWoP went downhill after Bravo bought it.

      • juliaspublicist says:

        Six Feet Under forums, yo! Good times!

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Love it:

      “I think I would rather have my eardrums drilled through by a hummingbird’s beak than listen to Amy’s voice and her inflection. What the hell? This is a supposedly professional woman in her 30′s? She speaks like a 15 year old girl…

      Out of all 3, Julia is just the most insufferable. She so fake and desperate. I was hoping she would have fallen off the horse and gotten trampled. Maybe she’s some kind of horse whisperer since she is, indeed, a donkey and they are closely related.”

      “On WWHL Andy showed a clip of Julia trying to kiss a guy and he offered his cheek instead. This isn’t the first time this has happened with her on this show. I’m thinking she has really bad breath.”

  24. Psychotic Today says:

    Kind of OT ladies. Last night a girl in my circle of friends asked if I had ever seen this show. I cautiously said that I had. She then proceeded to tell me how much she loves Julia because she is so authentic and not scared of being a crazy 40 year old. I obviously slowly walked away from this girl while trying to not make any comments. While it’s funny she thought Julia was 40 it is terrifying she found Julia endearing. Thank Greg the rest of America isn’t so fooled.

    • little birdies dress me says:

      I wonder what her reaction would be if she knew her real age. Would it still be funny and endearing or utterly ridiculous?

      • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

        I still think we need to cut an arm and count the rings, is it possible that she’s actually older? She lies about everything else.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Even when she was attractive, she looked much older.

  25. Helena (Pterodactyl Trallala) says:

    OT, haters: Olympics Opening Ceremony, yay or nay?

    There were some parts that didn’t do that much for me, but overall I think it was amazing and one of the best ceremonies that I remember.

    • JuliasTooSmallTutu says:

      Total letdown for me, too cluttered with ugly smokestacks and a never ending tribute to cellphones. Easily the worst OC ever.

      • Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair says:

        Well, then. Let’s hear from the middle of these two opinions.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      I only caught 30 seconds of it — some kind of Anvil Chorus, with happy slaves of the industrial revolution going whomp whomp whomp to a beat. Then my wife chased me away so she could enjoy it in peace.

    • chinchilla of indifference (aka mule on rouge) says:

      That never ending lackluster singalong of the chorus to “Hey Jude” was the rancid cherry on top of the melted vanilla sundae. What the fuck, England? Mary Poppins and the goddamn Beatle(s)? It’s enough, already. Let it gooooooo.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      It made me grateful for the American Revolution.

  26. Lazy and Crazy says:

    Put the gang signs down you fucking yokel. Why do she and Sklar think that’s cool again? They both look like such asshats.

  27. MazelNostrils says:

    Just thought this was funny (from FB):

    John Kim: Julia’s parents must pay for her nice apartment on the beach and her car, last i heard bloggers don’t make much, haha

    Julia Allison: No, John Kim, actually, my parents haven’t contributed any financial resources to my life since they paid for college and gave me a graduation gift of 10k – in 2004. I make six figures a year and I don’t make my money from “blogging” – I make it from writing articles, speaking, tv, reporting, consulting, products (like my new Beach Bike) and endorsement deals.

  28. Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:

    @Gypsy_luv – this show was a gift. I feel happier, more alive, filled with love. Our biggest challenges lead to our biggest breakthroughs.

    UGH.

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