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Lovely landscape photography, certainly, but nothing out of the ordinary, and over-priced. He’s also completely obscure. But then I watched this. And it all makes sense:
p.s. To the newbie who wasn’t around for The Pelt Age — she’s wearing them in their full glory in the photo above. So very pretty when her real hair pokes out from underneath.
Was this for a costume party? Or did she really wear this somewhere?
It was a semi-costume party. Basically a “dress like a douchey rich yacht person” party or some such thing. In other words, in a style she considers haute couture.
I must emphasize again that she did not have to buy a single item for the purpose of this costume. She already owned everything.
Speaking of which; circa footnote, the recent post by shillshacklebadclam on how it’s okay to dress like a stripper to go to a wedding because I have to be me.
Noted.
Dress like a stripper, go ahead.
I will judge you.
Like. That is all.
Thnx. Because I also have to be me. And being me includes saying, whoa, why did you come to someone else’s party naked?
Does this guy have a chronic lung problem or something? He speaks in clipped three word sentences and sounds like he is out of breath from running. But i feel like I am picking on him and being snarky. but anyway I hate pink and green trying too hard costumes.
Does he? Am I making fun of a sick person? To be honest, I am really making fun of her sudden Tweeting about him because you know she saw the pink LaCoste shirt (he seems to wear nothing but pink shirts), the aviators and the overall cuteness and popped a husband-hunt boner. His photos are lovely, just nothing I haven’t seen before.
I kind of think that he’s gay …
Perfect for her, then, especially if he’s deeply closeted.
Just like her father.
I think he’s nervous and unsure how to communicate on camera. Strikes me as the sort of “stage fright” seen in speech classes.
I thought he was trying to not throw up
He is:
Asthmatic
Gay (homosexual)
Gay (lame)
Unattractive
Untalented
Living magically in 1985
And anyone who gives a shit about Mallorca needs their head examined. It’s the Hamptons for Eurotrash.
Her shitty-taste-in-men-marathon continues into its next lap.
Ibiza too. Lots of photos from Ibiza. Which, geographically, is lovely, but such a cheesy tourist scene there. Pink-Shirted Asthma Guy should check out Sardinia!
I’d love to hear her pronounce “Ibiza” with that lisp. She’d do great in Barthelona though. I’m slightly ashamed for making fun of a speech defect, but whatever.
His website has more info about him than it has about his art. Sure sign that he’s a grifter and a shitty artist before I even looked at his photos.
I don’t think he’s a grifter–just an amatuer with enough money for a decent camera and an unimaginative take on what global travel has to offer.
He’s an amatuer, but his camera isn’t expensive. Expensive cameras require skill and talent to operate. He has neither. He is the Brit Morin/Julia Allison of photography. As in rich parents financing his hobby while trying to appear like it’s his profession.
Maybe he lives in an apartment with wrong facing windows and bad, asthma causing caulk.
got to.
Asthma-causing cock, maybe. Dude is gayer than Ted Haggard’s Grindr profile.
Well, you have to give her props. She has appalling taste in men, but will sacrifice anything (including pride) to snag one. That’s determination!
Has Donkey ever expressed a liking for any sort of culture unrelated to someone she just met?
Another sign of a sociopath, no long term friendships, always talking about the new people in their lives. Is there a list somewhere that shows one time friend turned to victim for the donkey?
When Julia starts parroting your interests, it’s time to flee. If you stick around, the belt stealing, 3am emails to your friends, and magazines arriving at your apartment are inexorable. Inexorable!
Ineffable!
Donkey is so obviously calculating with her interest adoption. Sure, I adopt some of my catlady’s interests (such as this blog) because I find them interesting. Donkey, on the other hoof, transparently takes up her current target’s interests in the hope that he’ll think “we like the same things, so we were just meant to be.” Nice strategy, Julia. It’s working great.
Agree, everything seems to be a strategy to social climb her way to the next big thing. The overwhelming need to fit in (or rather fit herself into) every situation has to be alarming to anyone that truly cares about her. I’m guessing that’s a short list (her parents).
Like pretending she was into music when she was trying to get JellyD.
Pretending to be a Republican and concerned with the plight of military families when she was trying to get Pancakes.
Pretending to be a hipster when she was trying to single white female Jordan.
Etc etc.
I was watching an old Steve Martin movie, THE LONELY GUY, the other night on cable and terrified my huscat when I bolted upright and yelled, “Just like Jackles! Just like Jackles Booger!” The (not eternally) single Steve was in bed alone, caressing the other pillow and pretending it was a woman and they had just met. “That’s my favorite movie, too! Oh yes, I love that book, too! Of course I’ve always wanted to go skydiving! How funny that we have the exact same interests!”
How about the fact that she thinks her ridiculously staged photo ops will convey her interest. She’s musical–pictured with piano! Doesn’t she know how normal people share their musical interests in tastes, talking about them, maybe sharing some playlists, attend some concerts together. She has no idea how to be a person.
That video of her in some rando apt in NYC LIP DUBBING to We Are Young or whatever it is called that Jelly D directed/produced/whatever haunts my dreams.
Barbie? Bright colors? Rainbows?
That’s about it.
Oh and the pelts reference, is it just hair extensions or does that include eyelashes too?
She had the eyelash extensions throughout the filming of Miss Advised, she said recently — so very natural looking, if by natural looking you mean Tammy Faye Bakker.
I don’t think she had eyelash pelts until relatively recently, but pretty sure she used to wear false eyelashes often.
She has bragged about having eyepelts as well, yes (long-term leave-in eyelash extensions).
I always read that as eye-pets and choke on laughing
Something in the Mallorca ain’t clean.
You know she’s thinking “OMG, HIS NEXT SHOWING CAN BE 100% PICTURES OF MEEEEE!!!”
Bingo (arms)!
He’s probably in Hawaii & she’s shown him that she has more than 100,000+ (bought & paid for) Twitter followers & is promising to make him famoussssss, once everyone sees his fauxtos of her.
It has to be something like that. Why is she suddenly glomming onto to some obscure cute Houston guy out of the blue?
Or he’s a client of Douchebro’s and she wants to get in on the favor economy.
Hakuna matata, circle of grift!
A self-proclaimed writer who doesn’t read and has zero interest in the literary world.
A self-proclaimed “fine artist” who apparently shares a similar non-relationship with the art world.
Shocking.
Julia already read everything (except self-help literature, apparently) as a child.
Was she born in an middle class (upper middle class) family? Sorry still trying to piece this all together. She makes for an interesting case study but for an awful human being. She tries so hard at everything, fails, and seems to move forward quickly unaware of or having learned from her failure. Her life is a fantasy filled unmerry-go-round complete with costumes and annoying theme music. And to the person who was offended when I mentioned sterilization, I ask, is this profile the making of a mother or sociopath?
I shudder at the thought of her having children. Not sure I’m advocating forced sterilization, but I wouldn’t have to anyway — no one will willingly, at least, impregnate her.
I semi-joke about the sterlizations. I guess I am thinking about a child being raised by someone like this and it scares the hell out of me. Are there people less stable having children, addicted to drugs, etc.? Yes, but let’s look at Casey Anthony and Taylor Armstrong (these three women are more similar than most people are prob willing to admit). So to protect a child, unborn or otherwise, yes I do think some people should not have children. And sadly these people are not bright enough to come to that conclusion on their own.
Yes to the $$ background. Her parents have money, but they are surrounded by people with more money, so she grew up feeling less-than.
Interesting. I don’t know much about the neighborhood she grew up in, but I figured she was on equal footing with the neighboring families. That explains her desire for status. I thought most of her insecurity came from her social awkward/gawkiness as a teen.
I guess her braying about her $10k gift makes sense now. “Look I am just as rich and spoiled as you!”
I think albie meant once she left home she met people who grew up richer, her parents have lakefront property in wilmette. That makes them alphas of that slice of suburbia. Trust me on this one. My brother lives in Wilmette.
Her parents’ house is very modest compared to other OMG Lake Houses! in Wilmette, and they go to church in Kenilworth, which is much richer and much more old-money (and the folks I know who went to New Trier say that the Kenilworth queen bees set the tone).
Yes, it is totally ridiculous for people with as much cash as the Baughers to feel less than, but it seems really clear that they do.
Less than Kennilworth, yes. Less than the majority of residents in Wilmette? No chance. Yes, their house is ugly, from what we’ve seen, but an average house on a block not near the lake is over a million. And by average house I mean a four bedroom five bathroom guest apt in the basement type of situation. And those houses have very little space btwn them.
Their house would be super expensive to buy, agreed, but it is tiny compared to some of the mansions along the lakefront in Wilmette. This house, for instance, was the talk of the North Shore when it sold for $6.5 million.
I think this is a fundamental thing about Julie. Instead of “I live in a million-dollar lakefront house, lucky me” it’s “Why can’t I live in a 6 million dollar lakefront mansion?” Instead of “How lucky I am to be able to go to an excellent school like Georgetown,” she’s all “Why can’t I go to Princeton or Harvard?”
Her life is all about the OBO, and what she has is never enough.
Ageed. On all points.
They have enough money so that she doesn’t have to work. But not enough to live the lifestyle to which she aspires. If they could’ve afforded it, she never would’ve left NY.
Albie, are you from Chicago? I’m really surprised to hear your view that Kenilworth is nicer than Wilmette. Everything I’ve heard is to the contrary — that Kenilworth is actually full of stucco, newly built McMansions. I’ve always heard of Wilmette and Lake Forest being the two oldest old money neighborhoods.
BTW, I have no dog in this fight. I live in urban Chicago but a west coast transplant and couldn’t care less. I’m just saying this is the first time I’ve heard someone mention Kenilworth as being nicer than either Wilmette or Lake Forest.
I lived in winnetka for four years.
Kenilworth is the old blue blood protestant money, Then comes Winnetka which has has catholics too. Wilmette is bigger and closer to Evanston definetly a step below Winnetka. Lake Forest is further up the coast but similar to Winnetka. But its Keniworth, Winnetka then Wilmette.
Lots of ways of measuring these things, but based on median household income Kenilworth is the second wealthiest town in the US (Forbes), and based on an even weighting of average household income and average net worth, it’s fourth (Bloomberg).
Thanks Bob and SS. Yeah, sorry, I was thinking of Winneka but said Wilmette. Interesting to know about Kenilworth. The only people I personally know who live there are ex-colleagues who all built their houses, which are huge, expensive, tacky and have two kitchens (no joke). This may have colored my view. But I also don’t hear a lot about Kenilworth. I don’t hear much about Barrington either.
I have been reading too much too long
I read catholics as cat-holics
I think it has less to do about money but rather her viewing other’s lives as perfert and her need to be a part of it. (Middle class longinly looking to the Upper class as her ultimate goal in life). You all have been on the donkey ride much longer than myself but she’s text book. She’ll snap but one of these times soon I think it’ll be a snap she won’t recover from too quickly.
“She tries so hard at everything” — no. Even when she fakes new interests to appeal to a guy, she takes the lazy route. She does the photo op, lists it on her FB, tweets a relevant quote a little wrong. She doesn’t do the trying part, which probably contributes to moving forward without having learned anything, including a new skill.
She might actually be an interesting person if she’d really learned and explored all the things she’s faked doing/knowing/liking over the years.
Im in sicily right now and have a real “I don’t fuckig get it” when it comes to these “I’m in Europe w a camera and I figured out how to get here and take a shower and wear clean clothes and shave this morning” shit. Dude, I do this all the fucking time – I have photos that would make you cry. Fuck off with a donkey and get fucked.
I am in my dead grandmother’s nightgown
I just saw his website – he calls Cuba a paradise. One question – did he use a bathroom in Cuba? Did he notice the barely-functioning plumbing and stench of sewage? How about the downtrodden people and total lack of infrastructure? Notice how when it’s time to eat everyone is fuckIng starving??? Fuck you hunter you fucking idiot. I spent two weeks hitch hiking through Cuba. It’s not a paradise you asshole.
He’s just too trite to notice. It goes with well with the title for all his work. “Swelling with Neon” “Reaching for the Sky” “Wish You Were Here” I’m rolling my eyes so hard it hurts.
Stupid question, but don’t you have to sneak into Cuba?
I went under a specialized grant for study in 2004. (I’m a US citizen.) I think I was one of the last round to get that kind of visa because, iirc, Bush did away with it in his second administration so it’s not possible to go anymore. I think that’s expected to be changed, if it hasn’t already, under Obama. I know other people who have dual citizenship that go under their other passport, leaving from a country other than the US, and while we were there we heard of some guys from the US that chartered a flight from Mexico. I think if you get caught doing that it’s a big problem, though. Sorry, not much of a definitive answer.
I think you’re fine as long as they don’t stamp your passport.
You can go with organized groups for cultural exchange. It is not complicated to get a spot in one.
Oh my Greg.
1. You’re so SO right about the pelts. How bizarre. How do you not care that the two halves of your hair look totally different. That would make me crazy!
2. It reminds of a fundamental truth about the donkey: that less would be so. much. more.
Her NORMAL hair looks fine. Her size/weight (without the bloating from bulimia, bizarre nutrition) would be FINE, pretty even. Her NORMAL face, before all the fillers, etc. was fine. Her personality, turned down to about 3 seems fine, engaging even.
If she could just stop, she’d find so much happiness/normalcy in her world.
Julia has a nose for other bullshit artists. Mediocrity loves company. Hey wake me up before you go go…
Yes
Which nose??? She’s had so many!
He looks like an overcooked Mark Wahlberg and his photos aren’t fit to hang anywhere other than Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. They’re so bland and could be taken by anyone with a DSLR and a passport.
Just the categories alone are telling: food, beaches coasts and islands, sunsets and sunrises, flowers. So innovative. She’s obviously not worried about checking that “fascinating” box on her list anymore.
But she was able to check off the “excellent photog who will take pix of MEMEMEE!” box.
I wanna see Hunter get devoured by the seedy set in the Cadaqués.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suddenly,_Last_Summer
Grazie my sentiments exactement throw him to the lions and sharks and see how his bouffe douche makes out. I’m a sucker for a louche Tennessee Williams exotica extravaganza and have lived to tell…
Also see night of the iguana
One of my favorite films.
Actor Richard Burton relaxing in cantina on location during filming of motion picture “The Night of the Iguana.” (from LIFE magazine)
This fucking douche has no talent what. so. ever.
These are just heavily photoshopped vacation photos. I smell a rich kid who wants to play “photographer”. He’s the Brit Morin of photography.
I’m a pro photographer and I can tell you this guy would be considered a joke in the fine art world. It’s just an overly saturated shot of a beach or boats. It’s like a million other facebook vacation photos uploaded every day.
It is to laugh. But, I bet he has family money! Someone is paying for all his travel. He sure as hell isn’t making many sales of his prints that’s for sure!
His prices are actually LOW for the fine art. Often real fine art photographers sell their prints for much more. But… you know, they have talent and an artistic vision.
Yep, rich parents, it seems. Also if they really work on marketing prints to mid-size businesses, they can do well.
Rich grandparents, too.
Maybe some Courtyard Marriotts?
They do look like the photos you see in business hotels!
Well done Albie! Yup, it takes lots of family money to fiance (sorry, I should say it like Hunter does, fiNANCE) someone’s hobby/career like this.
Dude has a huge “studio/gallery” and flies around the world taking photos with a 35mm Canon SLR. So, just so anyone who isn’t a photo buff knows. This asshole uses a film camera, but not a good one. He uses a 35mm Canon. Which is kind of like driving a Toyota from 1980 instead of one from 2012.
There is no advantage. Film from a camera like that isn’t better, or more “artistic”. It’s just old. Often fine art photographers use a film medium format camera, like a Hasselblad. Even though there are plenty of digital backs that are now just as good as film, many legit art photographers prefer the looks of film.
But I don’t know anyone still using 35mm SLR cameras that aren’t just hipster assholes or this bro-douche “slaying it” on mommy and daddy’s dime.
God I hate these fucking hacks.
You sound like the Afghani on inferior caulk. (I mean that in a good way. I miss old Af.)
Totally agreed. And besides the fact this guy wouldn’t know the Golden Ratio from a golden shower, the whole gallery set up, with drinks and ipads and such, seems like he’s majorly compensating for a privileged but friendless childhood.
So that could explain the Donk-festation.
I also want to add that I hire photographers for editorial assignments, event coverage, corporate headshots, etc.
If someone submitted this website as a portfolio, I wouldn’t even consider them for one of my low-end event coverage jobs because I can tell how much of an amateur they are.
I’m not kidding. He is that much of a hack.
“Hunter’s blueprint of beauty + finest materials = fine art photography that transports you to paradise with breathtaking color, sharpness and scale. Find your paradise: huntergorham.com.”
That’s some hack promotional copy, too. Donkey’s too dumb to realize 80s Izod Boy isn’t going to set the fine art world on fire. But the scheming is never ending and I’m guessing he’s been offered a promo on her twitter feed in exchange for fauxtos of Jackles looking fab-u-loose while spending the six figure salary she’s earned every year since that small graduation gift.
You’re right of course. I’m very amateur and I’ve got better photos than this. The sunsets are nice in a bland holiday way but I’m sure they were taken on full auto.
Cliche count:
– Lightroom oversaturation? Check.
– Long exposure with a car or bike driving through? Check.
– Colourful boats? Check.
– Underneath a pier / jetty in sunset? Check.
– Overwrought name for each image? Check.
Using 35mm is obviously his gimmick. It certainly doesn’t do much for his photos. I wonder how many rolls of film he took to get those 200 photos?
If he can sell these, I really should put more of my stuff online.
That wrinkly ass tote bag gets me every time. Tacky, tacky donk.
HELLO IT IS LL BEAN AND THEREFORE WASPY
Ok… this guy is AWESOME in the same way that Julia is awesome. I’ve been watching his Youtube videos for the last 10 minutes. It’s hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yopHMuHHsY&list=UU7u0sXQGNH9V6_gaNnQFG4w&index=5&feature=plcp
Watch this video of snap shots that I wouldn’t upload to my Instagram because of their bad composition or general “blah” generic quality.
Also, “Slay it”.
The hand gestures deserve their own video.
I want to start “RebloggingHunter.com”.
Or “SlayIt.douche”
Please do. I was thinking the same thing.
Oh Dear. This may be the funniest one yet:
Where is AK Kitty?!
The bathrooms got their own feature! “Freshen Up!”
Ahhhhhhahahhahahahahahahha!!
This guy is quite possibly more embarrassing than The Donk.
I have been Winced by this overexcited eraser head
Ha! I had exactly the same thought about him — Eraserhead!
Bless his heart.
You mean slay it, right?
y’all. the coordinated wrist band/watch action. i cannot.
Donk will bust out the neon for next photo op.
He says finance like Zach Galifianakis says retard in “The Hang Over”.
OT advice about the sausage curls gals…..don’t do it. I got super long hair extensions a couple weeks ago after getting new fake tits a month ago(obvious mid life crisis 45 yay). NOT a good choice. The real hair does in fact pop out of the sausage curls even if you are vigilant. Seriously, da fuck? I’m trying to look down at my new fake cleavage and must rearrange this fake hair nonsense. So after YEARS I will give her a pass on that. But not on being a using and abusing asshole.
Since you mention implants, that’s the one surgery I’m surprised Julia hasn’t had. She lets Dr. Bobby put all kinds of shit into her face but she didn’t get implants which would balance out her figure? And it’s not like she isn’t aware of the issue–she uses cutlets and push up bras to give the appearance of boobs.
Especially because she really wanted a sex pot image during her Gawker days.
I was always surprised about that too but she is so mid west boring(no offense to anyone I am in Buffalo for Gregs sake) that it’s too over the line for a klassy gal like her. I was always surprised at the Long Island University tattoo.
The LIU tattoo is awful. Beyond words, really.
Was that during her faux hipster (stalk and mimic Jordan) phase? It was supposed to be edgy, but came off as generic white trash. Sort of like Hicksville.
Are you just saying this because you know that I said something similar in the past? I got ridiculed for using the word “white trash” to describe her tattoo.
And no, the tattoo was from when she was with Michael (5 dresses guy who she cheated on and left, then she emailed his fiancee when he got engaged about 2 yrs ago). There is a cringe-inducing video of her getting the tattoo somewhere, if you can find it.
Wait – I thought the tattoo came while she was hunting Kevin Rose. It was definitely post-Jakob.
Yeah, seems like it was Kevin Rose w/ her when she got the white trash tat … maybe you are thinking of when she got the belly ring, AFF, seems like that was for another dude …
The tattoo was 2009. I only know because I googled it.
I’m convinced she went into the tattoo planning on having it changed to “Lilly” (sic) after planet earth’s saddest dog passes on into doggie heaven. The horrid font & bizarro placement make a whole lot of sense when you look at it that way.
afghani you are thinking of the belly button ring.
sorry gals and guys, yes i was thinking of the belly button piercing. which is almost as bad as the LIU tattoo, but not quite. i mean, she was 26 yrs old getting her navel pierced for the first time… and she was soooo loud about it. the braying was really off the charts.
Maybe she can’t find a plastic surgeon who’ll give her free or really cheap implants.
MMBH got a boob job a couple months ago and I’m sure she’d give Julia the recommendation.
Did MMBH pay for it? Donks only like freebies.
MMBH’s trust fund or boyfriend paid for it. I’m sure JABa could manage the same.
WOW. I just checked Mary’s fake boobs out and they look really…well, let’s just say I’m not a fan. Funny, I would have thought Mary saw herself as too klassy for implants.
OT but re: Mary its hilarious reading her blog, she is so dour, doesn’t like much of ANYTHING. LIKE ‘ I got this sandwich it was OK, not great, I do this instead of mayo but I got sick of it, I got this undereye concealer for free its good, but not great, blah blah”, She says she is positive but the the bitch is JUST under the surface. Maybe I am influenced because I saw her a few years ago in line at C21 in NYC , and she was acting like a wannabe’s idea of a celebrity: sunglasses, cold, ” I’m not really here” air. She so clearly thought she was all that, even online to buy cheap shit at C21…Maybe her new boobs will cheer her up?
TL: DR? Mary has fake boobs, is still uptight.
Donks can’t get a guy to kiss her, or go on a 3rd date, but she’s supposed to get one to pay $$$ for implants???
And if she had a real trust fund, she wouldn’t have moved from NY into her parents’ basement and then this shill house in Marina Del Bray. Yes, her parents pay for a LOT, but not all that much.
She just needs to blow a mentor rep (and no I bought mine)
Momsers and Dadsers won’t pay for implants because they think they’re tacky. That’s the reason.
They also seem a bit cheap. Like not paying for basic cable, at least for the duration of their spawn’s show.
Mom$er & Dad$er don’t know from tacky, by the looks of their interior. I have wondered though if Dad$er was ever part of the class action lawsuits against implant makers & therefore wouldn’t pay for ‘em because of the obvious contradiction. Quite a leap, I know, but it crossed my mind.
There are quite a few things he won’t pay for, not just implants.
The thinking on this has changed, as there are now plenty of women from the “best” families (powerful moms, etc) who get subtle implants. It seems par for the course these days. And for someone who fucked with her nose (multiple times) and chin, it can’t be that JABa is queesy about it. Could it really be the cheapness issue? LOL if so.
Momsers and Dadsers are behind the times. I also think they can justify the endless nose jobs as their little girl wanting to look pretty, but they wouldn’t pay for her wanting to look sexy.
Nose jobs tend to cost a bit less than breast augmentation. And it’s often possible to get insurance to pay for rhinoplasty.
Yup. There are all kinds of excuses to get insurance to pay for nose jobs. I knew a girl growing up who got a ton of work done on her face after she “fell off a horse.”
The weird thing is that back in the day, 2007/2008, it looked like she did have implants. Now she always looks so flat. It’s as if she got implants and then had them removed.
I’ve speculated more than once that I thought she had implants / explants … it just never adds up w/ D0nkey …
Padded bras + cutlet inserts
She loves her tits. She thinks she has the most exceptional tits in the world. Honey, you want to see impressive natural tits??? OK, I shouldn’t go there, but she needs to shut the fuck up. They are not that exceptional.
She was wearing the padded bras stuffed with cutlets when braying about her “perfect” tits, wasn’t she?
So after YEARS I will give her a pass on that
Huh? After YEARS of knowing how shitty the pelts have been on her, you got pelts, & because they’re shitty on you too, you give her a pass?
Surely I misunderstand ….
No sorry I meant that after spending years of thinking she is is asshole in everything she does I will give her a pass on the fake hair shit. It’s stupid. Live and learn.
But she didn’t learn! No pass.
Yeah, exactly. The sane person is all “Oh, I’ll try the pelts. Wait, this sucks. Never again.”
Julie Albertson keeps doubling down for years and years.
Yes indeed. These fuckers are getting cut out Monday. FYI they are ridiculous, they hurt like a bitch, they look fake, when your hair parts you can clearly see the fake part. OK rant over. And I am watching sex and the city movie for the 100000000 time and OT what is Carrie apologizing to that fat gut Big for? I would kick the shit out of my cat for that.
Oops my man cat. Nevahhhh evahhhhh the real kittah
The mind baugles…
Don’t beat yourself up Bravo Bitch. Not to get all Beauty Bar on everyone, but I have the extensions that stay in for 6 months-and….. (inhaling deep) I really really like them. I used the clip in ones a few times and settled on these. I did learn there are different grades of hair so maybe that helps, but these ones blend well. I waited two years after my divorce to get my boobs, and I only wished I had gotten them sooner. I’m not even a 32 around and looked like a nipple on a board. I think when you do it for yourself and not attention it’s ok.
These look like crappy stock photos you’d see in the waiting area at a Pearl Vision.
*cackled out loud, to myself*
Or on a Successories motivational poster:
He wishes.
His photos look like the successories intern took then.
REQUIRED VIEWING FOR ALL CAT LADIES! I’ve now watched Hunter a good three times mug his way through a gallery opening that no one appears to be attending but himself. Help a trustafarian out & slay it! Add to Mr. Gorham’s measly 36 YouTube views:
More like “Cray it.” I hate him for his stupid watch over shirt sleeve doofus affectations. He’s trying to be Tom Cruise circa “Jerry Maguire,” with half a lung and none of the charisma, looks, or talent.
with half a lung and none of the charisma
I kind of spit on the cat when I busted out laughing at that
I just snort laughed at that line.
Me too, I am dying ….
my favorite part was the shot captioned “FRESHEN UP” (or something) with a shot of the BATHROOM DOOR.
I saw the title of that and groaned “Oh Gawd,” out loud.
He is the Thomas Kinkade of photographers, but without the fame or charming personality.
LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE.
Although I did stay long enough to vote ‘dislike’.
I’m going to take a klonopin and have some wine and watch that over and over and over and over
I’m freaking out. This guy is a genius. He has to be. I mean, the meta-self video? Of himself taking pictures of landscape? Looking out simultaneously looking within? The proliferation of the gaze – it goes on forever! Who is watching!? Fucking bravo, Hunter.
Yes, bravo, in that even my huscat took two spins around the 3200 square feet of space (and asked me if the video was shot during the 1980s) and I can’t help but want to believe in the pomo bliss of all this: the self-conscious zoom into the dining table, the fetishized magazines a la Patrick Bateman, the Cruise moves, etc. But I fear Hunter has NO idea what meta means, much less the ability to understand why you are praising this masterpiece.
Lovely photo, but how is that exactly “art”? Seems like he could do very well for himself at a travel mag or something.
They are amateur at best. He couldn’t give these away to any decent travel mag.
i am dying.
this cannot be real.
What I’m getting from that sloppily written tweet is that 1) some dude is having an OMGexclusive art show; and 2) his FRIENDS can get put on “the list” by contacting Char, who may or may not be his assistant. What I’m NOT getting from that sloppily written tweet is 1) if it’s so gregdamn exclusive, why is Donkey braying about it to her umpty-thousand fake followers; and 2) why does Donkey think THIS DUDE’S FRIENDS ARE FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER???!!! The ragey questions are rhetorical, of course. We all know she is just putting an act that is meant to impress some dude. Remember her craptastically unfunny “interviews”, when she was making fun of people who like art?
Dude is in Houston. Maybe she’s trying to get MMBH and her gang to go? And/or trying to show off to MMBH that she has “glamorous” “artistic” “friends” in Houston?
Because you know that thing about dating Snoozer William first is still rankling in the cauldron of scheme juices and bile.
Not to mention MMBH’s recent ‘tutu ensemble’ remark.
there is nothing, and I mean nothing, glamorous or artistic about Houston. period. Donkey’s probably never been there, but she’d kill herself inside of the first week of living in that hellhole. seriously.
Ummmm—not true. River Oaks, gushers of cash, transplanted fancy Latins, pleasant winters, etc.
pleasant winters but horrible summers. and isn’t river oaks just new mcmansion crap? i thought the real “money” areas of houston were in or around Memorial and kind of near Rice U? for such a big city, houston seems depressingly devoid of culture. kind of like phoenix and san diego. huge cities but devoid of the things people take for granted on the northeast corridor or LA, SF, Chicago, etc.
keep in mind, i’ve only been to houston 3x for a few days each time so i might be missing something. but i doubt it.
Yo this whole entire thread has me dying. Thanks catladies.
Me too. It is a very funny thread.
Discover your bliss! May your eyes see as Hunter sees!
Oh dear. He is very Tom Cruise.
Question: How come everything she’s into is so lame? Every artist, musician, grifter, TV star, movie star, fashion trend, meme, etc. Is she ever attracted to anything that is even semi-cool? She has the most pedestrian tastes ever. It’s like she’s 57.
For someone who spends all day Googling herself, you’d think she could use it a little better to fake it all. She’s not a geek or a nerd — just a big ol’ dork.
She has the worst taste of anyone pretty much ever, and it’s even more offensive because she thinks she’s very intellectual and learn-ed. She’s just very sad and boring and tacky.
My mom and dad are that old and have much better taste than this donkey. She is just lame.
How It All Began – Hunter Gorham http://youtu.be/sJiwSYHx_SY
Hunter: “We are at Figure Eight Island… this is where the dream was born, where it all began. The irony of my story is I never intended to be a photographer, my background is in finace.”
Also, “We’re going to have some feisty adventures like getting stranded in the mountains of Aspen.” DEAR GREG.
From Wikipedia: “Figure Eight Island is an island in North Carolina, just north of Wrightsville Beach, with approximately 441 homes…. It is a private island and that can only be reached via a guarded causeway bridge. It has been a popular destination for celebrities and politicians including former Vice President Al Gore[1], who has rented a house there, and John Edwards[2], who owns a house on the island. The Island is also a known filming location for the popular TV show, Dawsons Creek, with the urban scenes filmed nearby in the city of Wilmington[3].”
Lastly, nice opening ass-to-the-camera shot, artist.
“The only commercial photography allowed is for weddings and other special events.”
Sooo… I have a question about the ripped elbows on his shirt. Is that a thing? Some preppy fashion trend I’ve not yet become aware of? I’m familiar with the well-worn old money style, like wearing your Dad’s cast off monogrammed Brooks Brothers shirts if you happen to be a Jr. and have the same initials, scruffy old Levi’s and slightly tattered shetland wool sweaters but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a new-ish shirt with the elbows torn out. What is up with that?
Afghani may know better or consult with Tiger style, but the real preps that I have known with names handed down from on high have liked to wear.
1. really old belts.
2. old scruffy loafers
3. shirts and blazers with the elbows thread bare
4. when they go to work, old worn leather brief cases.
It’s an old money thing,
We need an expert to weigh in – Afghani or perhaps Cary R! I totally get the wealthy/threadbare aesthetic; I grew up in a town where the expensive-but-tattered look was de rigueur. I just hadn’t seen the giant gaping holes thing before, it looks like he cut the elbows out with a pair of scissors, then slapped on a big plastic watch and an athletic arm band to hold that mess together. #notfeelingit
I know the rich but tattered; this looks faux and painfully so.
Don’t know anything about ‘old money’ styling, but I recognize ‘somewhat illogical / downright stupid’ when I see it … his long sleeves & shorts are right up there w/ D0nkeys strapless sundresses & black sausage casings.
mentioned below—
HATE the trying-to0-hard-Agnelli
watch look. Just. stop. it.
this strikes me as similar to the scene from mean girls when they all cut boob holes out of their shirts
long long time lurker, who has been called to comment.
one of my good friends dated hunter a couple years ago. i do remember julia tweeting about him awhile ago (maybe over a year ago?), because i sent the tweet to my friend, but i cant find it (if someone with better internet skills would like to search). he is a born-again i believe. he also wasnt a virgin, but was planning on not having sex again until marriage. at the time, he was also still at his finance job. ill try and dig up some other details. i probably met him twice, but i just remember him being a bit weird. he is also really tiny and short.
he sounds a lot more like MMBH’s type than Julia’s.
sorry to question kitties, but who (what?) is MMBH?
Mare Mare Beach Hair
aka as Mary Rambin, a former “business partner” of Donk’s — in actuality, someone who used to blog on the horizontal-scrolling collection of Tumblrs and appear in cheaply produced TMI Weekly videos.
She escaped Donk’s clutches when she pissed her off one too many times.
mary rambin
eww.
Who Cares?
Ah – yes – I see – she is unBEARable. The voice, the attitude, the stick up her … look. She seems just as bad as the Donk herself to me.
I see what you did there
good intell! Thanks!
he is “tiny & cute” but not in a good way.
That clock on his arm OVER his shirt like Agnelli is Ridiculous.
Stop making Fetch happen—