Donk Has A Sudden Interest In Art — I Wonder Why?

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Lovely landscape photography, certainly, but nothing out of the ordinary, and over-priced. He’s also completely obscure. But then I watched this. And it all makes sense:

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p.s. To the newbie who wasn’t around for The Pelt Age — she’s wearing them in their full glory in the photo above. So very pretty when her real hair pokes out from underneath.

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204 Responses to Donk Has A Sudden Interest In Art — I Wonder Why?

  1. The Watermelon Wonder says:

    Was this for a costume party? Or did she really wear this somewhere?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      It was a semi-costume party. Basically a “dress like a douchey rich yacht person” party or some such thing. In other words, in a style she considers haute couture.

      • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

        I must emphasize again that she did not have to buy a single item for the purpose of this costume. She already owned everything.

    • Grammarian says:

      Speaking of which; circa footnote, the recent post by shillshacklebadclam on how it’s okay to dress like a stripper to go to a wedding because I have to be me.

      Noted.

      Dress like a stripper, go ahead.

      I will judge you.

  2. CDB says:

    Does this guy have a chronic lung problem or something? He speaks in clipped three word sentences and sounds like he is out of breath from running. But i feel like I am picking on him and being snarky. but anyway I hate pink and green trying too hard costumes.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Does he? Am I making fun of a sick person? To be honest, I am really making fun of her sudden Tweeting about him because you know she saw the pink LaCoste shirt (he seems to wear nothing but pink shirts), the aviators and the overall cuteness and popped a husband-hunt boner. His photos are lovely, just nothing I haven’t seen before.

    • I think he’s nervous and unsure how to communicate on camera. Strikes me as the sort of “stage fright” seen in speech classes.

  3. RollsRoyceRevenge says:

    He is:

    Asthmatic
    Gay (homosexual)
    Gay (lame)
    Unattractive
    Untalented
    Living magically in 1985

    And anyone who gives a shit about Mallorca needs their head examined. It’s the Hamptons for Eurotrash.

    Her shitty-taste-in-men-marathon continues into its next lap.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Ibiza too. Lots of photos from Ibiza. Which, geographically, is lovely, but such a cheesy tourist scene there. Pink-Shirted Asthma Guy should check out Sardinia!

      • Wonkeye says:

        I’d love to hear her pronounce “Ibiza” with that lisp. She’d do great in Barthelona though. I’m slightly ashamed for making fun of a speech defect, but whatever.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      His website has more info about him than it has about his art. Sure sign that he’s a grifter and a shitty artist before I even looked at his photos.

      • RollsRoyceRevenge says:

        I don’t think he’s a grifter–just an amatuer with enough money for a decent camera and an unimaginative take on what global travel has to offer.

        • Can-Swiss says:

          He’s an amatuer, but his camera isn’t expensive. Expensive cameras require skill and talent to operate. He has neither. He is the Brit Morin/Julia Allison of photography. As in rich parents financing his hobby while trying to appear like it’s his profession.

    • CDB says:

      Maybe he lives in an apartment with wrong facing windows and bad, asthma causing caulk.

  4. Anners says:

    Well, you have to give her props. She has appalling taste in men, but will sacrifice anything (including pride) to snag one. That’s determination!

  5. Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

    Has Donkey ever expressed a liking for any sort of culture unrelated to someone she just met?

    • The Watermelon Wonder says:

      Another sign of a sociopath, no long term friendships, always talking about the new people in their lives. Is there a list somewhere that shows one time friend turned to victim for the donkey?

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        When Julia starts parroting your interests, it’s time to flee. If you stick around, the belt stealing, 3am emails to your friends, and magazines arriving at your apartment are inexorable. Inexorable!

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        Donkey is so obviously calculating with her interest adoption. Sure, I adopt some of my catlady’s interests (such as this blog) because I find them interesting. Donkey, on the other hoof, transparently takes up her current target’s interests in the hope that he’ll think “we like the same things, so we were just meant to be.” Nice strategy, Julia. It’s working great.

        • The Watermelon Wonder says:

          Agree, everything seems to be a strategy to social climb her way to the next big thing. The overwhelming need to fit in (or rather fit herself into) every situation has to be alarming to anyone that truly cares about her. I’m guessing that’s a short list (her parents).

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          Like pretending she was into music when she was trying to get JellyD.

          Pretending to be a Republican and concerned with the plight of military families when she was trying to get Pancakes.

          Pretending to be a hipster when she was trying to single white female Jordan.

          Etc etc.

          • Jack the Pretty Pink-Shirted Asthma Guy says:

            I was watching an old Steve Martin movie, THE LONELY GUY, the other night on cable and terrified my huscat when I bolted upright and yelled, “Just like Jackles! Just like Jackles Booger!” The (not eternally) single Steve was in bed alone, caressing the other pillow and pretending it was a woman and they had just met. “That’s my favorite movie, too! Oh yes, I love that book, too! Of course I’ve always wanted to go skydiving! How funny that we have the exact same interests!”

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            How about the fact that she thinks her ridiculously staged photo ops will convey her interest. She’s musical–pictured with piano! Doesn’t she know how normal people share their musical interests in tastes, talking about them, maybe sharing some playlists, attend some concerts together. She has no idea how to be a person.

          • MY Beach Home says:

            That video of her in some rando apt in NYC LIP DUBBING to We Are Young or whatever it is called that Jelly D directed/produced/whatever haunts my dreams.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Barbie? Bright colors? Rainbows?

      That’s about it.

      • The Watermelon Wonder says:

        Oh and the pelts reference, is it just hair extensions or does that include eyelashes too?

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          She had the eyelash extensions throughout the filming of Miss Advised, she said recently — so very natural looking, if by natural looking you mean Tammy Faye Bakker.

          I don’t think she had eyelash pelts until relatively recently, but pretty sure she used to wear false eyelashes often.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          She has bragged about having eyepelts as well, yes (long-term leave-in eyelash extensions).

  6. Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair says:

    Something in the Mallorca ain’t clean.

  7. Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

    You know she’s thinking “OMG, HIS NEXT SHOWING CAN BE 100% PICTURES OF MEEEEE!!!”

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      Bingo (arms)!

      He’s probably in Hawaii & she’s shown him that she has more than 100,000+ (bought & paid for) Twitter followers & is promising to make him famoussssss, once everyone sees his fauxtos of her.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        It has to be something like that. Why is she suddenly glomming onto to some obscure cute Houston guy out of the blue?

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Or he’s a client of Douchebro’s and she wants to get in on the favor economy.

          Hakuna matata, circle of grift!

  8. 11th Wang says:

    A self-proclaimed writer who doesn’t read and has zero interest in the literary world.

    A self-proclaimed “fine artist” who apparently shares a similar non-relationship with the art world.

    Shocking.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      Julia already read everything (except self-help literature, apparently) as a child.

    • The Watermelon Wonder says:

      Was she born in an middle class (upper middle class) family? Sorry still trying to piece this all together. She makes for an interesting case study but for an awful human being. She tries so hard at everything, fails, and seems to move forward quickly unaware of or having learned from her failure. Her life is a fantasy filled unmerry-go-round complete with costumes and annoying theme music. And to the person who was offended when I mentioned sterilization, I ask, is this profile the making of a mother or sociopath?

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        I shudder at the thought of her having children. Not sure I’m advocating forced sterilization, but I wouldn’t have to anyway — no one will willingly, at least, impregnate her.

        • The Watermelon Wonder says:

          I semi-joke about the sterlizations. I guess I am thinking about a child being raised by someone like this and it scares the hell out of me. Are there people less stable having children, addicted to drugs, etc.? Yes, but let’s look at Casey Anthony and Taylor Armstrong (these three women are more similar than most people are prob willing to admit). So to protect a child, unborn or otherwise, yes I do think some people should not have children. And sadly these people are not bright enough to come to that conclusion on their own.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Yes to the $$ background. Her parents have money, but they are surrounded by people with more money, so she grew up feeling less-than.

        • pearipathetic donkey says:

          Interesting. I don’t know much about the neighborhood she grew up in, but I figured she was on equal footing with the neighboring families. That explains her desire for status. I thought most of her insecurity came from her social awkward/gawkiness as a teen.

          I guess her braying about her $10k gift makes sense now. “Look I am just as rich and spoiled as you!”

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            I think albie meant once she left home she met people who grew up richer, her parents have lakefront property in wilmette. That makes them alphas of that slice of suburbia. Trust me on this one. My brother lives in Wilmette.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Her parents’ house is very modest compared to other OMG Lake Houses! in Wilmette, and they go to church in Kenilworth, which is much richer and much more old-money (and the folks I know who went to New Trier say that the Kenilworth queen bees set the tone).

            Yes, it is totally ridiculous for people with as much cash as the Baughers to feel less than, but it seems really clear that they do.

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            Less than Kennilworth, yes. Less than the majority of residents in Wilmette? No chance. Yes, their house is ugly, from what we’ve seen, but an average house on a block not near the lake is over a million. And by average house I mean a four bedroom five bathroom guest apt in the basement type of situation. And those houses have very little space btwn them.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Their house would be super expensive to buy, agreed, but it is tiny compared to some of the mansions along the lakefront in Wilmette. This house, for instance, was the talk of the North Shore when it sold for $6.5 million.

            I think this is a fundamental thing about Julie. Instead of “I live in a million-dollar lakefront house, lucky me” it’s “Why can’t I live in a 6 million dollar lakefront mansion?” Instead of “How lucky I am to be able to go to an excellent school like Georgetown,” she’s all “Why can’t I go to Princeton or Harvard?”

            Her life is all about the OBO, and what she has is never enough.

          • ShesJustStupid says:

            Ageed. On all points.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          They have enough money so that she doesn’t have to work. But not enough to live the lifestyle to which she aspires. If they could’ve afforded it, she never would’ve left NY.

        • Julia: Old Maid, Forever Alone says:

          Albie, are you from Chicago? I’m really surprised to hear your view that Kenilworth is nicer than Wilmette. Everything I’ve heard is to the contrary — that Kenilworth is actually full of stucco, newly built McMansions. I’ve always heard of Wilmette and Lake Forest being the two oldest old money neighborhoods.

          BTW, I have no dog in this fight. I live in urban Chicago but a west coast transplant and couldn’t care less. I’m just saying this is the first time I’ve heard someone mention Kenilworth as being nicer than either Wilmette or Lake Forest.

          • CDB says:

            I lived in winnetka for four years.

            Kenilworth is the old blue blood protestant money, Then comes Winnetka which has has catholics too. Wilmette is bigger and closer to Evanston definetly a step below Winnetka. Lake Forest is further up the coast but similar to Winnetka. But its Keniworth, Winnetka then Wilmette.

          • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

            Lots of ways of measuring these things, but based on median household income Kenilworth is the second wealthiest town in the US (Forbes), and based on an even weighting of average household income and average net worth, it’s fourth (Bloomberg).

          • Julia: Old Maid, Forever Alone says:

            Thanks Bob and SS. Yeah, sorry, I was thinking of Winneka but said Wilmette. Interesting to know about Kenilworth. The only people I personally know who live there are ex-colleagues who all built their houses, which are huge, expensive, tacky and have two kitchens (no joke). This may have colored my view. But I also don’t hear a lot about Kenilworth. I don’t hear much about Barrington either.

          • Grammarian says:

            I have been reading too much too long

            I read catholics as cat-holics

        • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

          I think it has less to do about money but rather her viewing other’s lives as perfert and her need to be a part of it. (Middle class longinly looking to the Upper class as her ultimate goal in life). You all have been on the donkey ride much longer than myself but she’s text book. She’ll snap but one of these times soon I think it’ll be a snap she won’t recover from too quickly.

      • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

        “She tries so hard at everything” — no. Even when she fakes new interests to appeal to a guy, she takes the lazy route. She does the photo op, lists it on her FB, tweets a relevant quote a little wrong. She doesn’t do the trying part, which probably contributes to moving forward without having learned anything, including a new skill.

        She might actually be an interesting person if she’d really learned and explored all the things she’s faked doing/knowing/liking over the years.

  9. Lady Donk Donk says:

    Im in sicily right now and have a real “I don’t fuckig get it” when it comes to these “I’m in Europe w a camera and I figured out how to get here and take a shower and wear clean clothes and shave this morning” shit. Dude, I do this all the fucking time – I have photos that would make you cry. Fuck off with a donkey and get fucked.

  10. Lady Donk Donk says:

    I just saw his website – he calls Cuba a paradise. One question – did he use a bathroom in Cuba? Did he notice the barely-functioning plumbing and stench of sewage? How about the downtrodden people and total lack of infrastructure? Notice how when it’s time to eat everyone is fuckIng starving??? Fuck you hunter you fucking idiot. I spent two weeks hitch hiking through Cuba. It’s not a paradise you asshole.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      He’s just too trite to notice. It goes with well with the title for all his work. “Swelling with Neon” “Reaching for the Sky” “Wish You Were Here” I’m rolling my eyes so hard it hurts.

    • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

      Stupid question, but don’t you have to sneak into Cuba?

      • helobabe says:

        I went under a specialized grant for study in 2004. (I’m a US citizen.) I think I was one of the last round to get that kind of visa because, iirc, Bush did away with it in his second administration so it’s not possible to go anymore. I think that’s expected to be changed, if it hasn’t already, under Obama. I know other people who have dual citizenship that go under their other passport, leaving from a country other than the US, and while we were there we heard of some guys from the US that chartered a flight from Mexico. I think if you get caught doing that it’s a big problem, though. Sorry, not much of a definitive answer.

      • Onocentaur says:

        I think you’re fine as long as they don’t stamp your passport.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        You can go with organized groups for cultural exchange. It is not complicated to get a spot in one.

  11. Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

    Oh my Greg.
    1. You’re so SO right about the pelts. How bizarre. How do you not care that the two halves of your hair look totally different. That would make me crazy!

    2. It reminds of a fundamental truth about the donkey: that less would be so. much. more.
    Her NORMAL hair looks fine. Her size/weight (without the bloating from bulimia, bizarre nutrition) would be FINE, pretty even. Her NORMAL face, before all the fillers, etc. was fine. Her personality, turned down to about 3 seems fine, engaging even.

    If she could just stop, she’d find so much happiness/normalcy in her world.

  12. Jordache & the Pelts says:

    Julia has a nose for other bullshit artists. Mediocrity loves company. Hey wake me up before you go go…

  13. sausage curls/fingers says:

    He looks like an overcooked Mark Wahlberg and his photos aren’t fit to hang anywhere other than Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville. They’re so bland and could be taken by anyone with a DSLR and a passport.

    Just the categories alone are telling: food, beaches coasts and islands, sunsets and sunrises, flowers. So innovative. She’s obviously not worried about checking that “fascinating” box on her list anymore.

    • frequent liar miles says:

      But she was able to check off the “excellent photog who will take pix of MEMEMEE!” box.

  14. Jordache & the Pelts says:

    I wanna see Hunter get devoured by the seedy set in the Cadaqués.

  15. Can-Swiss says:

    This fucking douche has no talent what. so. ever.

    These are just heavily photoshopped vacation photos. I smell a rich kid who wants to play “photographer”. He’s the Brit Morin of photography.

    I’m a pro photographer and I can tell you this guy would be considered a joke in the fine art world. It’s just an overly saturated shot of a beach or boats. It’s like a million other facebook vacation photos uploaded every day.

    It is to laugh. But, I bet he has family money! Someone is paying for all his travel. He sure as hell isn’t making many sales of his prints that’s for sure!

    His prices are actually LOW for the fine art. Often real fine art photographers sell their prints for much more. But… you know, they have talent and an artistic vision.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Yep, rich parents, it seems. Also if they really work on marketing prints to mid-size businesses, they can do well.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Rich grandparents, too.

      • sausage curls/fingers says:

        Maybe some Courtyard Marriotts?

      • Can-Swiss says:

        Well done Albie! Yup, it takes lots of family money to fiance (sorry, I should say it like Hunter does, fiNANCE) someone’s hobby/career like this.

        Dude has a huge “studio/gallery” and flies around the world taking photos with a 35mm Canon SLR. So, just so anyone who isn’t a photo buff knows. This asshole uses a film camera, but not a good one. He uses a 35mm Canon. Which is kind of like driving a Toyota from 1980 instead of one from 2012.

        There is no advantage. Film from a camera like that isn’t better, or more “artistic”. It’s just old. Often fine art photographers use a film medium format camera, like a Hasselblad. Even though there are plenty of digital backs that are now just as good as film, many legit art photographers prefer the looks of film.

        But I don’t know anyone still using 35mm SLR cameras that aren’t just hipster assholes or this bro-douche “slaying it” on mommy and daddy’s dime.

        God I hate these fucking hacks.

        • frequent liar miles says:

          You sound like the Afghani on inferior caulk. (I mean that in a good way. I miss old Af.)

        • Sake Bombardier says:

          Totally agreed. And besides the fact this guy wouldn’t know the Golden Ratio from a golden shower, the whole gallery set up, with drinks and ipads and such, seems like he’s majorly compensating for a privileged but friendless childhood.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        So that could explain the Donk-festation.

  16. Can-Swiss says:

    I also want to add that I hire photographers for editorial assignments, event coverage, corporate headshots, etc.

    If someone submitted this website as a portfolio, I wouldn’t even consider them for one of my low-end event coverage jobs because I can tell how much of an amateur they are.

    I’m not kidding. He is that much of a hack.

    • Jack the Pretty Pink-Shirted Asthma Gay says:

      “Hunter’s blueprint of beauty + finest materials = fine art photography that transports you to paradise with breathtaking color, sharpness and scale. Find your paradise: huntergorham.com.”

      That’s some hack promotional copy, too. Donkey’s too dumb to realize 80s Izod Boy isn’t going to set the fine art world on fire. But the scheming is never ending and I’m guessing he’s been offered a promo on her twitter feed in exchange for fauxtos of Jackles looking fab-u-loose while spending the six figure salary she’s earned every year since that small graduation gift.

    • Pescachickenarian says:

      You’re right of course. I’m very amateur and I’ve got better photos than this. The sunsets are nice in a bland holiday way but I’m sure they were taken on full auto.

      Cliche count:
      – Lightroom oversaturation? Check.
      – Long exposure with a car or bike driving through? Check.
      – Colourful boats? Check.
      – Underneath a pier / jetty in sunset? Check.
      – Overwrought name for each image? Check.

      Using 35mm is obviously his gimmick. It certainly doesn’t do much for his photos. I wonder how many rolls of film he took to get those 200 photos?

      If he can sell these, I really should put more of my stuff online.

  17. Bobby P. Mullet says:

    That wrinkly ass tote bag gets me every time. Tacky, tacky donk.

  18. Can-Swiss says:

    Ok… this guy is AWESOME in the same way that Julia is awesome. I’ve been watching his Youtube videos for the last 10 minutes. It’s hilarious!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yopHMuHHsY&list=UU7u0sXQGNH9V6_gaNnQFG4w&index=5&feature=plcp

    Watch this video of snap shots that I wouldn’t upload to my Instagram because of their bad composition or general “blah” generic quality.

    Also, “Slay it”.

  19. Can-Swiss says:

    He says finance like Zach Galifianakis says retard in “The Hang Over”.

  20. Bravo's Bitch says:

    OT advice about the sausage curls gals…..don’t do it. I got super long hair extensions a couple weeks ago after getting new fake tits a month ago(obvious mid life crisis 45 yay). NOT a good choice. The real hair does in fact pop out of the sausage curls even if you are vigilant. Seriously, da fuck? I’m trying to look down at my new fake cleavage and must rearrange this fake hair nonsense. So after YEARS I will give her a pass on that. But not on being a using and abusing asshole.

    • AFGHANI says:

      Since you mention implants, that’s the one surgery I’m surprised Julia hasn’t had. She lets Dr. Bobby put all kinds of shit into her face but she didn’t get implants which would balance out her figure? And it’s not like she isn’t aware of the issue–she uses cutlets and push up bras to give the appearance of boobs.

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        Especially because she really wanted a sex pot image during her Gawker days.

      • Bravo's Bitch says:

        I was always surprised about that too but she is so mid west boring(no offense to anyone I am in Buffalo for Gregs sake) that it’s too over the line for a klassy gal like her. I was always surprised at the Long Island University tattoo.

        • AFGHANI says:

          The LIU tattoo is awful. Beyond words, really.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Was that during her faux hipster (stalk and mimic Jordan) phase? It was supposed to be edgy, but came off as generic white trash. Sort of like Hicksville.

          • afghani says:

            Are you just saying this because you know that I said something similar in the past? I got ridiculed for using the word “white trash” to describe her tattoo.

            And no, the tattoo was from when she was with Michael (5 dresses guy who she cheated on and left, then she emailed his fiancee when he got engaged about 2 yrs ago). There is a cringe-inducing video of her getting the tattoo somewhere, if you can find it.

          • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

            Wait – I thought the tattoo came while she was hunting Kevin Rose. It was definitely post-Jakob.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Yeah, seems like it was Kevin Rose w/ her when she got the white trash tat … maybe you are thinking of when she got the belly ring, AFF, seems like that was for another dude …

          • 11th Wang says:

            The tattoo was 2009. I only know because I googled it.

            I’m convinced she went into the tattoo planning on having it changed to “Lilly” (sic) after planet earth’s saddest dog passes on into doggie heaven. The horrid font & bizarro placement make a whole lot of sense when you look at it that way.

          • Sake Bombardier says:

            afghani you are thinking of the belly button ring.

          • afghani says:

            sorry gals and guys, yes i was thinking of the belly button piercing. which is almost as bad as the LIU tattoo, but not quite. i mean, she was 26 yrs old getting her navel pierced for the first time… and she was soooo loud about it. the braying was really off the charts.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Maybe she can’t find a plastic surgeon who’ll give her free or really cheap implants.

        • AFGHANI says:

          MMBH got a boob job a couple months ago and I’m sure she’d give Julia the recommendation.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Did MMBH pay for it? Donks only like freebies.

          • afghani says:

            MMBH’s trust fund or boyfriend paid for it. I’m sure JABa could manage the same.

          • Lily's 3rd Eye says:

            WOW. I just checked Mary’s fake boobs out and they look really…well, let’s just say I’m not a fan. Funny, I would have thought Mary saw herself as too klassy for implants.
            OT but re: Mary its hilarious reading her blog, she is so dour, doesn’t like much of ANYTHING. LIKE ‘ I got this sandwich it was OK, not great, I do this instead of mayo but I got sick of it, I got this undereye concealer for free its good, but not great, blah blah”, She says she is positive but the the bitch is JUST under the surface. Maybe I am influenced because I saw her a few years ago in line at C21 in NYC , and she was acting like a wannabe’s idea of a celebrity: sunglasses, cold, ” I’m not really here” air. She so clearly thought she was all that, even online to buy cheap shit at C21…Maybe her new boobs will cheer her up?
            TL: DR? Mary has fake boobs, is still uptight.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Donks can’t get a guy to kiss her, or go on a 3rd date, but she’s supposed to get one to pay $$$ for implants???

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            And if she had a real trust fund, she wouldn’t have moved from NY into her parents’ basement and then this shill house in Marina Del Bray. Yes, her parents pay for a LOT, but not all that much.

        • The Watermelon Wonderer says:

          She just needs to blow a mentor rep (and no I bought mine)

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Momsers and Dadsers won’t pay for implants because they think they’re tacky. That’s the reason.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          They also seem a bit cheap. Like not paying for basic cable, at least for the duration of their spawn’s show.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Mom$er & Dad$er don’t know from tacky, by the looks of their interior. I have wondered though if Dad$er was ever part of the class action lawsuits against implant makers & therefore wouldn’t pay for ‘em because of the obvious contradiction. Quite a leap, I know, but it crossed my mind.

        • afghani says:

          The thinking on this has changed, as there are now plenty of women from the “best” families (powerful moms, etc) who get subtle implants. It seems par for the course these days. And for someone who fucked with her nose (multiple times) and chin, it can’t be that JABa is queesy about it. Could it really be the cheapness issue? LOL if so.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Momsers and Dadsers are behind the times. I also think they can justify the endless nose jobs as their little girl wanting to look pretty, but they wouldn’t pay for her wanting to look sexy.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Nose jobs tend to cost a bit less than breast augmentation. And it’s often possible to get insurance to pay for rhinoplasty.

          • Sad Rat In Sidewalk says:

            Yup. There are all kinds of excuses to get insurance to pay for nose jobs. I knew a girl growing up who got a ton of work done on her face after she “fell off a horse.”

      • Dr. Gary says:

        The weird thing is that back in the day, 2007/2008, it looked like she did have implants. Now she always looks so flat. It’s as if she got implants and then had them removed.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        She loves her tits. She thinks she has the most exceptional tits in the world. Honey, you want to see impressive natural tits??? OK, I shouldn’t go there, but she needs to shut the fuck up. They are not that exceptional.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          She was wearing the padded bras stuffed with cutlets when braying about her “perfect” tits, wasn’t she?

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      So after YEARS I will give her a pass on that

      Huh? After YEARS of knowing how shitty the pelts have been on her, you got pelts, & because they’re shitty on you too, you give her a pass?

      Surely I misunderstand ….

      • Bravo's Bitch says:

        No sorry I meant that after spending years of thinking she is is asshole in everything she does I will give her a pass on the fake hair shit. It’s stupid. Live and learn.

        • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

          But she didn’t learn! No pass.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Yeah, exactly. The sane person is all “Oh, I’ll try the pelts. Wait, this sucks. Never again.”

            Julie Albertson keeps doubling down for years and years.

          • Bravo's Bitch says:

            Yes indeed. These fuckers are getting cut out Monday. FYI they are ridiculous, they hurt like a bitch, they look fake, when your hair parts you can clearly see the fake part. OK rant over. And I am watching sex and the city movie for the 100000000 time and OT what is Carrie apologizing to that fat gut Big for? I would kick the shit out of my cat for that.

          • Bravo's Bitch says:

            Oops my man cat. Nevahhhh evahhhhh the real kittah

      • Random Snowflake says:

        The mind baugles…

    • AquapartialLung (The Watermelon Wonderer) says:

      Don’t beat yourself up Bravo Bitch. Not to get all Beauty Bar on everyone, but I have the extensions that stay in for 6 months-and….. (inhaling deep) I really really like them. I used the clip in ones a few times and settled on these. I did learn there are different grades of hair so maybe that helps, but these ones blend well. I waited two years after my divorce to get my boobs, and I only wished I had gotten them sooner. I’m not even a 32 around and looked like a nipple on a board. I think when you do it for yourself and not attention it’s ok.

  21. Lazy and Crazy says:

    These look like crappy stock photos you’d see in the waiting area at a Pearl Vision.

  22. Jack the Bulldog says:

    REQUIRED VIEWING FOR ALL CAT LADIES! I’ve now watched Hunter a good three times mug his way through a gallery opening that no one appears to be attending but himself. Help a trustafarian out & slay it! Add to Mr. Gorham’s measly 36 YouTube views:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxQIajOvw5A&feature=relmfu

    • "Pilot" is the new "keynote" says:

      More like “Cray it.” I hate him for his stupid watch over shirt sleeve doofus affectations. He’s trying to be Tom Cruise circa “Jerry Maguire,” with half a lung and none of the charisma, looks, or talent.

    • maid of dishonor says:

      my favorite part was the shot captioned “FRESHEN UP” (or something) with a shot of the BATHROOM DOOR.

    • mcakez says:

      I saw the title of that and groaned “Oh Gawd,” out loud.

      He is the Thomas Kinkade of photographers, but without the fame or charming personality.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      LITERALLY UNWATCHABLE.

      Although I did stay long enough to vote ‘dislike’.

    • monster (Single and Mingle) says:

      I’m going to take a klonopin and have some wine and watch that over and over and over and over

      • monster (Single and Mingle) says:

        I’m freaking out. This guy is a genius. He has to be. I mean, the meta-self video? Of himself taking pictures of landscape? Looking out simultaneously looking within? The proliferation of the gaze – it goes on forever! Who is watching!? Fucking bravo, Hunter.

        • Jack the Bulldog says:

          Yes, bravo, in that even my huscat took two spins around the 3200 square feet of space (and asked me if the video was shot during the 1980s) and I can’t help but want to believe in the pomo bliss of all this: the self-conscious zoom into the dining table, the fetishized magazines a la Patrick Bateman, the Cruise moves, etc. But I fear Hunter has NO idea what meta means, much less the ability to understand why you are praising this masterpiece.

    • juliaspublicist's rococo pile of polyester juliaspublicist says:

      Lovely photo, but how is that exactly “art”? Seems like he could do very well for himself at a travel mag or something.

    • virgil reid says:

      i am dying.

      this cannot be real.

  23. mule on rouge says:

    What I’m getting from that sloppily written tweet is that 1) some dude is having an OMGexclusive art show; and 2) his FRIENDS can get put on “the list” by contacting Char, who may or may not be his assistant. What I’m NOT getting from that sloppily written tweet is 1) if it’s so gregdamn exclusive, why is Donkey braying about it to her umpty-thousand fake followers; and 2) why does Donkey think THIS DUDE’S FRIENDS ARE FOLLOWING HER ON TWITTER???!!! The ragey questions are rhetorical, of course. We all know she is just putting an act that is meant to impress some dude. Remember her craptastically unfunny “interviews”, when she was making fun of people who like art?

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Dude is in Houston. Maybe she’s trying to get MMBH and her gang to go? And/or trying to show off to MMBH that she has “glamorous” “artistic” “friends” in Houston?

      Because you know that thing about dating Snoozer William first is still rankling in the cauldron of scheme juices and bile.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Not to mention MMBH’s recent ‘tutu ensemble’ remark.

      • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

        there is nothing, and I mean nothing, glamorous or artistic about Houston. period. Donkey’s probably never been there, but she’d kill herself inside of the first week of living in that hellhole. seriously.

        • Stinky Velour Couture says:

          Ummmm—not true. River Oaks, gushers of cash, transplanted fancy Latins, pleasant winters, etc.

          • afghani says:

            pleasant winters but horrible summers. and isn’t river oaks just new mcmansion crap? i thought the real “money” areas of houston were in or around Memorial and kind of near Rice U? for such a big city, houston seems depressingly devoid of culture. kind of like phoenix and san diego. huge cities but devoid of the things people take for granted on the northeast corridor or LA, SF, Chicago, etc.

            keep in mind, i’ve only been to houston 3x for a few days each time so i might be missing something. but i doubt it.

  24. ET says:

    Yo this whole entire thread has me dying. Thanks catladies.

  25. Jack the Bulldog says:

    Discover your bliss! May your eyes see as Hunter sees!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ8VtbXdtlU&feature=relmfu

  26. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    Question: How come everything she’s into is so lame? Every artist, musician, grifter, TV star, movie star, fashion trend, meme, etc. Is she ever attracted to anything that is even semi-cool? She has the most pedestrian tastes ever. It’s like she’s 57.

    • These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

      For someone who spends all day Googling herself, you’d think she could use it a little better to fake it all. She’s not a geek or a nerd — just a big ol’ dork.

    • JFA says:

      She has the worst taste of anyone pretty much ever, and it’s even more offensive because she thinks she’s very intellectual and learn-ed. She’s just very sad and boring and tacky.

    • My mom and dad are that old and have much better taste than this donkey. She is just lame.

  27. These Hooves Were Made for Walking says:

    How It All Began – Hunter Gorham http://youtu.be/sJiwSYHx_SY

    Hunter: “We are at Figure Eight Island… this is where the dream was born, where it all began. The irony of my story is I never intended to be a photographer, my background is in finace.”

    Also, “We’re going to have some feisty adventures like getting stranded in the mountains of Aspen.” DEAR GREG.

    From Wikipedia: “Figure Eight Island is an island in North Carolina, just north of Wrightsville Beach, with approximately 441 homes…. It is a private island and that can only be reached via a guarded causeway bridge. It has been a popular destination for celebrities and politicians including former Vice President Al Gore[1], who has rented a house there, and John Edwards[2], who owns a house on the island. The Island is also a known filming location for the popular TV show, Dawsons Creek, with the urban scenes filmed nearby in the city of Wilmington[3].”

    Lastly, nice opening ass-to-the-camera shot, artist.

    • Sake Bombardier says:

      “The only commercial photography allowed is for weddings and other special events.”

      [img]http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/011/624/Oh_ok.png[/img]

    • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

      Sooo… I have a question about the ripped elbows on his shirt. Is that a thing? Some preppy fashion trend I’ve not yet become aware of? I’m familiar with the well-worn old money style, like wearing your Dad’s cast off monogrammed Brooks Brothers shirts if you happen to be a Jr. and have the same initials, scruffy old Levi’s and slightly tattered shetland wool sweaters but this is the first time I’ve ever seen a new-ish shirt with the elbows torn out. What is up with that?

      • CDB says:

        Afghani may know better or consult with Tiger style, but the real preps that I have known with names handed down from on high have liked to wear.
        1. really old belts.
        2. old scruffy loafers
        3. shirts and blazers with the elbows thread bare
        4. when they go to work, old worn leather brief cases.

        It’s an old money thing,

        • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

          We need an expert to weigh in – Afghani or perhaps Cary R! I totally get the wealthy/threadbare aesthetic; I grew up in a town where the expensive-but-tattered look was de rigueur. I just hadn’t seen the giant gaping holes thing before, it looks like he cut the elbows out with a pair of scissors, then slapped on a big plastic watch and an athletic arm band to hold that mess together. #notfeelingit

          [img]http://i.imgur.com/qMQXN.png[/img]

          • Grammarian says:

            I know the rich but tattered; this looks faux and painfully so.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Don’t know anything about ‘old money’ styling, but I recognize ‘somewhat illogical / downright stupid’ when I see it … his long sleeves & shorts are right up there w/ D0nkeys strapless sundresses & black sausage casings.

          • Stinky Velour Couture says:

            mentioned below—
            HATE the trying-to0-hard-Agnelli
            watch look. Just. stop. it.

        • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

          this strikes me as similar to the scene from mean girls when they all cut boob holes out of their shirts

  28. hop says:

    long long time lurker, who has been called to comment.

    one of my good friends dated hunter a couple years ago. i do remember julia tweeting about him awhile ago (maybe over a year ago?), because i sent the tweet to my friend, but i cant find it (if someone with better internet skills would like to search). he is a born-again i believe. he also wasnt a virgin, but was planning on not having sex again until marriage. at the time, he was also still at his finance job. ill try and dig up some other details. i probably met him twice, but i just remember him being a bit weird. he is also really tiny and short.

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