Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has “exponentially” increased the number of people who despise her without any help from us, is watching the lies being told in live action and/or within all the “writing” she’s doing that’s linked to the show.

Here’s a roundup of just a few of them. God knows there are thousands to work with, but I have a real job running errands at my desk.

“Bravo had nothing to do with my column at Elle.com!!!”

It is to motherfucking laugh. In case you missed it, an insider smacked her down this week in the comments following a New York Observer piece that so enraged a donkey. Case. Closed.

“JellyD and I were very serious and dated for three months!”

Because chicks in serious relationships always publicly bray about dating other dudes. Whatever.

“I never/sometimes/occasionally get Botox injections.”

This, from the 2009 documentary Youth Knows No Pain (likely filmed in 2008):

Her blog, February 2009: “I’ve never had anything injected into my forehead or cheeks. Why would you think that?? I have bad acne.”

TMI Weekly, August 2009: “I haven’t got Botox before; I’ve gotten Restylane here before; I’ve gotten it twice, and I would do it again.” (Notice Meghan’s head snap at 4:09 when Donk denies Botox).

[yframe url='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3I17OIbMgU&feature=relmfu']

ChatGate, 2010: “no way dude! I’ve never claimed I never had plastic surgery!!!!! be careful. I always word things so I’m telling the truth. I said I never had botox!”

Email to RBD, April, 2012:  “Doctor Bobby has never done fillers; he did botox on me exactly twice and that was YEARS ago.” “I haven’t gotten a single injection from Doctor Bobby except for that botox.”

July 23, 2012, in response the Frisky’s Amelia Tweeting about her obvious fresh injections for WWHL: “@xoamelia - nope, I didn’t. It’s just makeup & lighting. I haven’t gotten Botox in over a year. I probably need it!”

All righty then, glad we cleared that up. She has NEVER had Botox or injections! Except when she did and does many, many times.

“Randi Zuckerberg and I are still very close.”

This might have been the biggest reason why her “exclusive” interview with the New York Observer — LOL, like she’s Katie Holmes!! — got spiked. Countless people in New York media circles know she leaked that nastiness to Gawker about Randi’s husband. And she is now trying to get Meghannaise to mend fences. Liar.

“Jack McCain and I were very serious, discussed marriage, and lived together.”

Wrong, wrong and wrong.

“I only talked about Jack months ago, before he was engaged.”

So she told Andy Cohen the other night. That’s right, she has totally kept her trap shut about Jack since filming wrapped up. Except for this, three days ago.

“Taylor met my last boyfriend, Jack, in Tahoe for my 30th birthday and wasn’t the biggest fan, to be honest. Not because he was jealous — there isn’t any of that, I promise you — just because he didn’t see it being a good fit, and he wanted/wants me to be happy.”

 

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326 Responses to Pants On Fire: A Donkey Bullshit Roundup

  1. Yoo hoo!! says:

    Bravo!

  2. The Cabinet of Dr. Bobby says:

    HI EVERYBODY!

    • Second Fridge says:

      It’s terrible what you did to her face! Before, at least Cuntia McCunterson could get away with being a complete asshole because she was attractive. Now she can only get fake dates with SAG card bribes.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        He’s a dermatologist, not a surgeon. He probably did the injections, but not the actual surgeries that many believe she’s had (multiple nose jobs, chin implant, etc. etc.)

    • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

      Oh does Dr. Bobby have good malpractice insurance?

    • SchadenfreudianSlip says:

      Dr. Nick. Perfect.

  3. oh, calm down Kevin; it's MONOGRAMMED!!!!!!!!! says:

    it’s exhausting reading it – no wonder she can’t keep up with it all.

  4. schadenfreudianslip says:

    The botox one is both hysterical and fascinating. Its perhaps the best evidence of her psychopathy. She lies so easily from minute to minute, with absolute zero awareness or concern about being caught.

    She’s a very sick individual.

    • helobabe says:

      [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3320/3586633602_330aea3911.jpg[/img]

    • Donkeycam Now! says:

      She doesn’t realize that with each lie her already minute credibility shrinks even further.

      By now, if I heard that Dr Bukakke grafted giraffe skin in her cooch and injected discarded motor oil into her face, I would probably believe it.

  5. Grammarian says:

    let me be the first to congratulate you on your work

  6. Can-Swiss says:

    [img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2v1wv8l.png[/img]

  7. Chairman Maw says:

    Hay-SUS F*ck, she spewed this on Twitter into a conversation the guy was having with that “Tavi” freakshow: “@JeremyBronson @mindykaling - when do I get to visit the set?!”
    Never, Julia. Never is when you get to visit the set. They wouldn’t have you on the show if you were the last trainwreck on earth, instead of just the biggest. Shut up, sit down and fuck off.

    • JuLIAR Allison says:

      Is Jeremy the comedy guy she had two dates with then said wasn’t funny (presumably because he didn’t want date #3)? If so then Donkey has no shame. None, whatsoever. Like, less than zero. She insulted him publicly & now she wants a favour from him? She has serious mental issues.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Not just insulted him three years ago on Twitter, but publicly insulted him again recently when she said that he took a phone call from his mother during their date. Ass. Hole.

        • iblow4shoes says:

          If my mom called me I would answer it. Why did she mock that? What a dick.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Right. This asshat d0nkey interrupts waitstaff in their busy jobs to have them take fauxtos of her on her dates, that’s okay, the little people don’t matter, but HOW DARE HE take his attn off of her, EVER, even if for a moment just to be sure that there’s no family emergency?

            Does he not know who she is?
            The asshat has a name, if you can believe it.

          • Jack the Bulldog says:

            Perhaps Jeremy’s parents are divorced and so Donkey simply couldn’t abide him conversing with a mother whose family isn’t “intact.” Rule #Whatever from Juliar’s dating listicle.

            P.S. Fuck you, Donkey.

  8. iblow4shoes says:

    [img]http://www.funnypictures24.com/fp/funny_animals/funny_animals/donkey/funny_donkey_picture_1.jpg[/img]

    JAB’s burning man outfit for this year?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      That poor donkey. He looks so humiliated. Real donkeys actually have a sense of shame, unlike our Donk.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      D0nkey do likez the yellowz on her hooves!
      [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/fbfitg.jpg[/img]

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        On a side note: Sure, fake journalist D0nkey will correct the spelling of the real journalist’s name after reading here & seeing her gaffe pointed out, but that’s what screengrabs are for.

        Oh yeah? Did Hunter S. Thompsen ever have yellow nails?

        I DON’T THINK SO.
        JA – 1HST – 0

      • Stop, Drop and Roll says:

        Her fingers don’t look as sausagey and stubby as usual here. Given how her bloated mitts are commonly mocked, could she be so insane as to have shopped/elongated her hands?

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I doubt that, but she’s flexing really hard here ….
          one collarbone is diagonal & one is whoreizontal.

        • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

          Oh I was def thinking they looking like Vienna Sausage, Christ what do those things normally look like if this is an improvement? Cheuy on Chelsea Handler has leaner longer fingers. I am still voting for public sterlization on the reunion show. The World cannot support another sociopathic mutant donkey.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            Um, stop with the forced sterilization “jokes” already. Not funny.

          • helobabe says:

            SP, please stop telling people what they can and cannot find funny. You seem to have a real sore spot when people make jokes about anything to do with conception/pregnancy, etc. The rule is don’t internalize the snark. It’s okay for people to think/feel differently than you do.

          • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

            Um, sociopaths breeding is a grrreat idea-get over yourself skirt.

          • Skirt Pull says:

            So where is the line, helobabe? Racist jokes not ok to object to? Anti-gay jokes? Forced sterilization is actually a serious thing that the Nazis did to the mentally disabled. Should I not object if someone says JA should be put in a concentration camp? When the jokes get uncivil, that’s what gives fodder to the people who denounce this site as a bully’s paradise.

          • helobabe says:

            lolz, you take yourself VERY seriously.
            [img]http://www.motherjones.com/files/images/Blog_Godwins_Law.jpg[/img]
            PS: crotch fruit

          • Skirt Pull says:

            And LOL, you are an f’in asshole.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Your face is going to get stuck like that …
            [img]http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2010/08/spoiled-girl.jpg[/img]

        • sausage curls/fingers says:

          you rang?

      • OT: but this photo reminds me of all the “photobooth” photos the JA formerly in my life would take of herself and post to Myspace, Livejournal, etc.

        They were always similar shots of her, with her hair placed just so to cover her arms, and her boobs sticking out as best as she could to make herself look more busty. Her expression was always the same in every photo (some sort of little-girl pout), and you could always see the piles of dirty clothes and other detritus spewed all over her unkempt bedroom.

        So self-obsessed, so clearly a mess…

  9. Queen Neferteeri says:

    Great round-up, although dizzying to read. But the top graphic covers up her gelatinous raft ass with the flames. That was when she was thinner and could barely squeeze it into a size 8.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      She was heavier then. She’s thinner now. You’re back, huh?

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Have you seen her confessionals (or whatever they call them) for this shitshow?Not fat, but larger than before.

        • Cola chamPagne says:

          I think she’s bigger too. I think she’s using spanx for the midsection. Or perhaps she’s lost all her youthful muscle tone. After 30, you actually have to workout to maintain muscle.

          • virgil reid says:

            i think she’s bigger too. but it’s so hard to tell because she doesn’t exercise or eat like a normal person, so i dont think she has much muscle tone anymore and is bloated a lot of the time.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Bigger doesn’t mean fatter, just that she looks larger/puffier than she did before. Poor eating habits, no exercise & general cray-cray all take a toll on the looks. Especially after that expiration date!

  10. My Elle Readers (formerly Stripper Shoes) says:

    I think periodic reality roundups are a good practice at RBD. Newbies can be so confused by all the lies. It helps to have them all rounded up and shot down in one fell swoop every now and then.

    Brayvo!!!!

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      Especially since I’m sure we have some lurkers who find us via the show. It’s a great way to quickly inform the viewers about what a Donkey she really is.

  11. My Elle Readers (formerly Stripper Shoes) says:

    OT – who is totally psyched for BURNING MAN!?!! and by burning man, I mean Julia’s outfits and fauxtoshopping of her photos of her in her outfits!

    • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

      Right?!? I know it’s easier to look good in a still photograph than in a video. But, dear Greg, compare her own photos to how she looks onscreen, and it’s sickeningly clear just how much fauxtoshopping goes into every. single. one.

    • darling dearest says:

      is she going to burning man this year?

  12. Donkeycam Now! says:

    Excellent compi-lie-tion!

    Being a good liar can’t be achieved without hard work and skill.

    You need to keep track of your lies, you need to remember what you told to whom and even do some prep work when two people that have received different versions of story are going to meet, as it will inevitably happen at some point (Happy birthday!).

    Donkey is lazy. Donkey is stupid. Donkey is a bad liar who can’t even get the more basics aspect of her story straight.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      She tells so many at such a rapid rate and constantly changes slight details that it’s exhausting to try to keep up with the lies.

  13. LEFOOLIEH says:

    K, so, I wasn’t really intro’d to donkey until somewhat late in the game (post-J&J.com, during OG Baugher, before NS) and even after picking up on her being cray very early in the game, I wasn’t about to backtrack through the horizontal shitshow for perspective. SO, I feel SO. BLESSED. That a donkey has done a tumblr import to her new blergh that makes it easier to jump through points in her life – and vertically! I’ve been looking at the Star days and her behavior (I haven’t read enough to make comparisons though), attitude and mentality seemed WAY different than the desperate hosebeast of today. Granted she was attractive, making significant money, on the rise and the world was her oyster, but WOW is it night and day. Also… we need side-by-sides:

    Considering the sausage snappers meme, this alarmed me…
    [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/16859599_500.jpg[/img]

    Plus, the obligatory old school face/body shot. It’s no “This is the first time I’m trying on my HS prom dress. Still fits!” but I think it’s appropriate for comparison considering it was a few years AFTER that and in no way, shape, or form does a donkey still look like this.
    [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/16977358_500.jpg[/img]

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      Wow. It’s easy to forget that she was attractive a few years ago.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      The hair length — SO much better.

      The face and body — SO much more attractive.

      The dog — still looks beleaguered, broken and brow-beaten.

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Another case of Less Is More. Before the ridiculous pelts and cheap cosmetic surgery and injections, she looked fine.

        That was probably also before she started wearing those costumey dresses, re-re headbands, and other ridiculously tacky over-the-top accessories.

        Subtle would suit her so well, too bad she’s deathly allergic to that word.

    • Skirt Pull says:

      Hair this length flatters her.

    • sausage curls/fingers says:

      I just did this with my hand and couldn’t stretch my hands past the jkl; line. Big boned indeed.

  14. bitchface says:

    taken individually it’s like who cares, but piling them all together? red rum red rum!
    cuckoo cuckoo!!!!

  15. Scooby Don't says:

    [img]http://rebloggingdonk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/pinocchio-donkey.jpg[/img]
    Reusing an old image from JP because it fits here so well.
    Donkey better watch out that all these lies don’t undo all the hard work and money invested in her proboscis.
    GeppetoDadsers might not be in a hurry to throw good money after bad in repairing any lie inflicted nasal damage for our little Pinocchio.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      All she’s going to take out of this is that you called her “little.” As in cute-n-tiny!

  16. Frequent Liar Miles says:

    YOU RANG???!!!

  17. Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

    speaking of the past, where did the donkey go to high school? was it boarding school? private school? even a magnate school?

    • CDB says:

      Newtrier, public school in northern chicago suburbs.

      • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

        Public school? Greg, how pedestrian.

        • Frequent Liar Miles says:

          ‘scuse you; it’s very well regarded. Even though it numbers a donkey amongst its graduates.

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            I don’t have anything against the school (I’ve never heard of it before – literally have no one opinion on it, whatsoever). Just pointing out that it’s a little funny in light of her going on and on about Stanford, needing a husband with a great education – preferably an ivy one, wearing catholic school girl outfits, and hoping someone, ANYONE, will voluntarily compare her to Blair Waldorf ;)

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            No, what I meant was that she brags about New Trier all the time because it is a good school (and famous! was used in movies! Sixteen Candles! OMG!) Nevertheless, even with that on her college applications, she couldn’t get into any school she really wanted to and ended up at Indiana, where she was apparently reviled to the point she made her dad buy her way into Georgetown.

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            ah, gotcha :) – I would love to know what happened at Indiana that made her run (other than it not being even close to good enough for her…)

          • 11th Wang says:

            Dude quit with the “ended up at Indiana.”

            It’s a great school. Girlfriend couldn’t hack it socially. That’s why she left.

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            Really? Like, she couldn’t get into a sorority – or what was the deal?

          • Frequent Liar Miles says:

            “Ended up” = Donkey’s P.O.V. I am sure that she couldn’t hack it socially or academically (there or anywhere.)

        • Albie Quirky says:

          It is an incredibly fancy public school that serves several quite wealthy suburbs; it was created expressly to replace East Coast prep schools for rich Chicago suburbanites.

          Our Julie would have been considered very much on the wrong side of the tracks by the queen bee girls from Kenilworth.

      • Donkey of Perdition says:

        *New Trier

      • Stinky Velour Couture says:

        I went to New Trier—donkey ages ago.

        The area along the lakefront of Lake Michigan is called
        the North Shore. And, yes, very fancy with a HUGE push
        on College Prep—even when I was there. My niece goes
        to New Trier now, and came home from school after 2 weeks
        of being a freshman in tears worrrying about college!

        If Juliar had any common sense–she could have leveraged her New Trier/Georgetown history & connections to find a very fine spouse & live a very nice life! (I did!! and believe it or not, New Trier STILL comes up in interviews and important conversations with “Fantastic Moms & Powerful Sons”—really
        from Park Ave to the Petroleum Club in TX) Not being boastful, just sayin’

        #foreveralone #NPD #missadvised #bravo

  18. neverbotoxed says:

    Have I been rung?

  19. OT: So, catladies, I’ve talked about this before, but things are getting really down to the wire re: my job stuff. (I’d post this in the forum, but ss/sf, it’s still shut down…) I’m desperately looking for ANY work in NYC, even if it’s just temporary. (I’ve been applying to dozens of editorial jobs, but it seems like even though I’m qualified you need to know someone to get in the door.)

    Anyhow, sorry for the intrusion to all this Donkey-riffic content… back to the bray cray!

  20. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

    I’m really surprised she has not stomped back into the New York Observer to correct the person who said Bravo set up her Elle column. You know she is going back to check all the comments.

    Come on, Donkey! I so want to hear your rebuttal!

  21. The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

    You never have to keep track of what you tell people when you tell the truth.
    If you lie about little things-(botox) you’ll lie about everything.
    And this concludes the fortune cookie writing portion of a Day in the life of Donk.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      This is what I never understand about chronic liars. It must be so EXHAUSTING to constantly have to keep track of what you said to whom. I was in a situation for a few months in my life when I had to tell a lot of big lies to a lot of people and I swore to Greg never, ever to put myself in that situation again. It’s an awful way to live. The relief when you end the lies and don’t have this fear/panic hanging over you all the time is so liberating.

      It’s heartening to see, however, that she has changed so much after filming the show and getting therapy. It was clearly so life-altering. She’s just so very honest and authentic now. LIAR!

      • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

        Didn’t you find that all the lies actually aged you? I had a similar (in theory at best) situation to yours. It was a means to an end but I cannot tell you how happy I was when that situation resolved.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Things I notice about many chronic liars are that they’re incapable of saying: “I don’t know” or just keeping quiet altogether — they’ll argue when you answer the question they just asked, even though the act of having asked in the first place proves that they themselves don’t know — it’s an insatiable need to weigh in immediately & they seldom, if ever, will acknowledge that they were wrong, even when presented w/ irrefutable truth.

      • I once had a job (phone sex operating) during college that I didn’t want anyone knowing that I had. I lied to my parents, lied to my friends, and it made me feel terrible when people asked where I was all day and I couldn’t tell them. When I quit, I felt so relieved.

        I also once called some bully on the soccer team when I was 11 an asshole, and because my parents were so strict with me with curse words, I felt so terrible about saying it, and I didn’t want to get in trouble with my dad so I told him that that’s what the bully called me. I fessed up to the truth to my dad the next day because it was making me physically sick.

        I can’t imagine lying about everything, all the time.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          That’s because you’re not a sociopath. Or a donkey.

          • True.

            I’m thinking about the stomach-churning I would get as a result of telling a lie, and how that type of behavior, longterm and unchecked, can really take a toll on the body. Maybe that’s part of the reason for all the injections/surgeries.

            But then again, I guess it’s different for sociopaths– lying is like breathing for them.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            Lying is justified to that type. Whatever it is that she wants at that moment – no matter how fleeting – is more important than anyone else or anyone else’s rights.

  22. BLB says:

    Finally watching the show. It is SO much worse than the recaps. How is that even possible?

    • Dyspeptic says:

      I know. It astounds me anew every single week how awful and cringe-inducing Miss Advised is whenever Julia Allison is onscreen. The recaps can only begin to capture the Canklehausen.

      • BLB says:

        The only explanation is bravo’s thesis the entire time was that these ladies are single bc they’re complete loons. This whole quirky “don’t follow own rules” byline was a red herring so the trio would agree to do the show. I think bravo knew exactly the show they were putting together before filming. How embarrassing! Sorry if that’s too cpt. obvious – I’m just now actually watching the show. Apologies if that didn’t make sense because whoo happy hour!

        • BLB says:

          Also – all the other people in the show are totally in on the joke. FP’s eye rolling is now legendary and I’m only on episode 3. See also menace, Emily’s brother and elle’s dude who met Julia regarding her column in ep 2. So transparent.

    • i.just.cant! says:

      i can’t stomach watching a whole episode. then again i’ve never really been into reality tv so maybe that’s it. or maybe asshat is just so much an asshat that it’s unbearable.

  23. i.just.cant! says:

    eh. donkey will always be an asshat. most of us here have admitted that our younger selves were a bit reminiscent of le donk but then we grew up. she will continue being an asshat for the rest of her days.

    OT but hey catladies- anyone ever been to frank lloyd wrights fallingwater in mill run pa? i’m trying to do/see as many things before the baby bump gets too large/aka before i get fat and physically immobile. tips and such, please? xoxo, bunnies!

    • Love FLW. I remember reading a piece about restoring the Falling Water location years ago when I was in Philly. Never been, but have always admired modernist architecture. Have fun!

    • Joardache & the Pelts says:

      It’s worth a visit, though autumn or spring would be best (its freakin swampy right now). Also Wright’s Kentuck Nob and Duncan House are nearby. I lived in a residence designed by a student/protégée of Wright for a few years in Manila (repsentational housing, folks are diplomats) and it was amazing. Congrats on your condition!

      • Joardache & the Pelts says:

        Also, George Nakashima’s museum/workshop in New Hope, PA is another good stop to put in the Wright visit.

      • i.just.cant! says:

        i’m thinking september- supposed to be less busy. and! i grew up in manila : ) will have to look into the nakashima museum- i didnt realize that was nearby!

        • Jordache & the Pelts says:

          Seriously at I.just.cant you grew up in Manila? We could exchange stories, I’m more of a makati boy but played in Malate. Love this. My house was the us ambassador residence on McKinley. Small world.

  24. WhatDoesAGirlHaveToDoToGetAKissAroundHere says:

    the latest tweet – why is she RT’ing this to him???

    Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
    @Jellyd ;-) RT @HeyyPaula: Julia and Andrew are so cute. I love them together. #PROM @JuliaAllison

  25. Malformed Face says:

    #FreeJellyD

    • WhatDoesAGirlHaveToDoToGetAKissAroundHere says:

      fur realz!!

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      Let him free himself. He’s a grown up who chose to spend time with her, repeatedly. I save my sympathies for the likes of Lilly [sic].

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        Yeah, if its so bad why doesn’t he, or anyone in her circle, ever defriend her? Pancakes did for a time then she got him to add her again. I get that she is horrible and awful, but seriously it can’t be too hard to cut someone out of your life.

        • KashMoney says:

          this isn’t just someone, this is a person who literally won’t leave you alone for years after repeatedly being told to leave you alone.

  26. Dr. Gary says:

    Is this her way of telling us she’s staying in the same hotel room with this guy?

    @JuliaAllison: The view from The Modern … But where is @TimothySykes?? He got up at 3 am to trade. Now he’s MIA! http://t.co/IrbpCfln

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Wait, what? Pillsbury Douchebro? She cannot possibly be bragging about hitting that.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Also, he said that on his Twitter. Legalese, bunnies!

        MIA = hiding from JABz while tweeting nonstop per his Twitter.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Could this be the boyfriend? And this is her “subtle” way of letting us know she’s boning the dude? Because how else would she know what time he got up?

      EWWWW

  27. Dr. Gary says:

    Is this another psycho stalker tweet? Is this the same Toph that she ‘dated’?

    @JuliaAllison: HA Toph is obsessed with that dog! Say hi for me! RT @TarynSouthern: My friend Toph’s dog thinks he’s a baby human. http://t.co/AA4jXlh4

    • WhatDoesAGirlHaveToDoToGetAKissAroundHere says:

      Why does she always jump into other people’s tweets? Nevermind, I know there’s no logical explanation. Sigh.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      You’re in motherfucking Hawaii, bitch. Why aren’t you on the beach sipping a cocktail and swimming, instead of obsessing on guys who dumped you?

      • Barking Mad, Intel Advisor says:

        Amen. Just did a twitsearch and she’s losing it!

        Aside from the stalking she’s offering to make out with some guy who says he scores 68 on her list and wanting some random Hawaian fan to tour her around the island.

        Oh, and a newsflash! She now says sex is ok after 5-6 dates.

        Go to the beach and sit down, you Donkey!

    • juliaspublicist says:

      Is this the same Topg she threw under a bus after her e-cheating column after I correctly speculated that it was about Pancakes?

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      I wonder if someone (maybe a voice in her head) suggested she was too stupid and unhip for JellyD, and the ego wound now has her yoo-hooing Bronson and Eggers to prove to one and all that intelligent men have put up with her for a few hours here and there.

  28. ShesJustStupid says:

    I love all the “WE”s in her tweets. She’s implying she’s there with someone. So gross.

    • So. Blessed. says:

      Alice Zuls ‏@speedster1961
      @JuliaAllison @timothysykes Gosh, if I knew you, I would take you around the Island – love playing hosts to my out-of-town guests. ;)

      JuliaAllison @JuliaAllison
      @speedster1961 – we’d LOVE that!!! I’ve never been here before!!!

      Hmmm. Pillsbury Douchebro (love it) FTW?

      • Queen Neferteeri says:

        Pillsbury Douchebro? Sounds like a good story behind that, pls!

      • Prof. F Camping Prof. F Camping says:

        WTF is this ‘never been here before’ crap?! last time i checked, she visited hawaii before, with hipster lawyer.

        • frequent liar mile says:

          Maybe she means that particular island. That said, can’t wait to see what 158 pounds looks like.

          • The Cabinet of Dr. Bobby says:

            Can we not with the weight stuff.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            It is such a pointless discussion to have because the way some people carry 138 pounds or what the fuck ever can be totally different than how someone else carries it. It all depends on muscle tone, body shape, etc etc. And it always leads to a brawl of some sort. So let’s not and say we did, mommy’s angels!

          • frequent liar mile says:

            Jesus Greg, that was a joke — based solely on her own proclamation about the 138 pounds. I don’t know or care what she weighs (objectively, she looks fine) — my comment was in response to her weird need to quantify things — weight, sips, number of months/weeks/days/minutes she was so seriously involved w/ whoever. Sorry if my comment rankled somehow, but internalization of the snark is discouraged hereabouts.

          • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

            Anyone that attention seeking invites ridicule.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          I thought that Hawaii trip was a law firm function and that she went with her parents, but hipster lawyer was going, too.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            We thought that at first but no, Hipster Lawyer went and she came along. I think he was attending a conference though, when he wasn’t taking photos of her in a bikini so she could immediately post them to her blog.

      • juliaspublicist says:

        But Hipster Lawyer took her to Hawaii.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Yep. This is from that trip. I remember being appalled by how much makeup she wore to the beach:

          [img]http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/1598/jahi.jpg[/img]

        • Dr. Gary says:

          And there was this:

          [img]http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9674/jahi2.jpg[/img]

        • Dr. Gary says:

          [img]http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3125/jahi3.jpg[/img]

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            That might be the famous THIS IS WHAT 138 POUNDS LOOKS LIKE shot.

            Oh man those were good times. Also, poor Hipster Lawyer. She used and abused him and complained to friends that he wasn’t good-looking enough and was lousy in the sack. All class.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            There’s another picture, where her shadow looks like a swamp creature out of the sea, or has she removed it?

          • Dr. Gary says:

            @How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back

            This one?

            [img]http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/974/jahi6.jpg[/img]

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            No, it was a full body shadow & it really seemed as though the guy had shopped the shadow (she must have turned into a real bitch before the trip was over) — maybe it was like a giant locust, the more I think about it …

          • Dr. Gary says:

            This?

            [img]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4610/jahi7.jpg[/img]

          • Albie Quirky says:

            She looks cute there. I would be beside myself if my looks had gone downhill that much in only a few years.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            By “there” I mean in the “running/cartwheeling” one, not in the last one. Her shadow really does look like an alien from Aliens in that one.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            What happened to her boobs??? Was it all just padding all the time?

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            that might be what 138 pounds looks like after a LOT of photoshop

            honestly, I’m 4 inches taller and I look like that at about 125… there’s no way!

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            Let’s not go there. You’ll get someone coming on here to say she is obviously 160 pounds. I am built very much like her and I look like that when I am at 138-140.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            p.s. Except you have much better legs!!!!!!

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            THAT’s it, Dr. Gary! Oh, the lulz!

          • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

            Is she proud of that 138? Really? Damn you donkey I always forget that you’re not self aware.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            Body weight is nothing to be either proud or ashamed of, for fuck’s sake. I’ve already been to seventh grade, let’s not do it again all over here.

          • Cola chamPagne says:

            She looks cute, aside from the fact that she probably spent the whole time taking pics instead of enjoying that gorgeous beach.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          I forgot how many great pix there were from that trip:

          [img]http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1299/jahi4.jpg[/img]

          • Ugh, so the ugly white skirt that looked like a tennis skirt in the old photo taken in NYC actually is an ugly white tennis skirt. So fashionable. And totally trendy to wear it with other items that are not tennis clothes.

        • mule on rouge says:

          The sandy beaches of Hawaii are truly magical. you can run on them and NOT LEAVE FOOTPRINTS.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            When you’re only 138 pounds, you’re too light to leave footprints. Sort of like Maris Crane.

            *** Pls note that I’m NOT mocking people who actually do weigh 138, only a donkey who tosses out that random # and then edits the shit out of her photos.

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            That’s! what I meant. To give a firm number then alter the evidence – so so weird. Thank you Queen – you put it much better than I did.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      She is dying for the world to know she is part of a we. We should be getting an anonymous email soon from a Hawaiian IP address. She has changed so much! Miss Advised was life-changing!

      And this guy seems like a douchetastic fucking dickhead, go check out his FB page. He is right up her grifter alley, but even that douche can do better than Donkey. This oughta be interesting. I am popping the popcorn now.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        I just read his tweets, & he sounds perfect for our D0nkey! She’s probably trying to (um, er, oops!) get knocked up in Hawaii, cuz she knows pickin’s are really slim now.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Not buying it at all. He’s been “working” all day, per his Twitter! If they were actually banging, he would have at least taken some time out to have lunch or a drink or something.

  29. Malformed Face says:

    LoLing at her tweet re: Toph and implying they are friends. They 100% do not speak and the last time she said they were still friends, four people came Here to confirm that. Definition of irony considering the title of this post.

    She’s probably seeing red that Taryns at his place. Those two are way more suited for one another.

    • LEFOOLIEH says:

      LOL I love your last suggestion. A donkey sees (read: stalks) Taryn’s tweets in hopes of keeping a Cali BFF so as to stay relevant after the inevitable silence and “NEXT”-ing when MA is over. “Ex” (I am not convinced he is not even and never truly was) Toph is hanging with a tiny & cute. All she’s thinking about is the potential of their hooking up (is if this may or may not have happened already and a donkey would never know?) and going to pound town. Solution: INTERJECT. “Here’s a reminder Taryn! His tongue was (allegedly) in my mouth and his sword (allegedly) in my clam dungeon! Say hi for me!” For Toph it’s more like “REMEMBER ME?” He doesn’t.

  30. Malformed Face says:

    Tim aka code name Pillsbury is a major MAJOR downgrade from the men she’s dated before. Damn, even Amy Laurent didn’t want him!

    I think she’s using him to make someone else ( jelly d!!!) jealous. He’s the Michael Actin Smith to her Jelly Donut.

  31. Malformed Face says:

    Someone else would have to speak directly to that. I think it stings more to stay FB friends but never answer their Tweets Texts and calls. By not unfriending her they don’t have to be harassed like pancakes was and that’s one plus

  32. ShesJustStupid says:

    Oh god. She’s wearing those circulation-killing cutoffs in the photo she just tweeted. And her hair is RED.

    • Trying SO HARD to be funny: Someone thought “this statue seems like a great artistic choice for the front of our hotel!” Perplexing.

      Hmm, a statue of a native Hawaiian doing a dance out in the front of a hotel in Hawaii. Why on earth would they put that there? Fucking idiot.

  33. LEFOOLIEH says:

    It continues…

    ‏@Mrs_B_in_FL
    #missadvised @Juliaallison You know your roommate called you out on the ridiculousness of your checklist. Ouch. And Andrew is running…fast

    @JuliaAllison
    @Mrs_B_in_FL – LOL – what did you think @JuliaPriceMusic ?

    1. Pretty sure this wasn’t what Toilet signed up for – validating JA’s behavior and propping her version of events at every turn. She isn’t the only one who will end up regretting this decision.

    2. What, no @jellyd? I suppose even she knows what everyone else does and has for awhile now. Protip: RTing your misguided “fans” talking about how great you are together to the same guy who has gone radio silence since even before the premiere and actually had to DEAL with you? Not a good look. Try (or in your case, fail) harder.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      Heh. Remember the Observer article when the show premiered, and how she was angry that the writer hadn’t checked with Toilet, ‘someone who really knows her’? Seems to be an old pattern with her “sisters” — I lie, and you swear to it. Until the eagle flies, anyway ;-)

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        Oh, I CANNOT WAIT for the inevitable disintegration of that friendship. Picture it.

        - Toilet might have only SLIGHTLY picked up on the fact that she was/is a psycho from the getgo (she’s quirky, y’all!) but it’s pushed along with the 73 point checklist that a donkey herself couldn’t even fulfill.

        - Toilet went on the show to promote her music and advance her singing career (which quite clearly wasn’t happening IRL or as a result of the show… #shade) but had to resort to making a song about the insanity of a cast member. A song that she probably doesn’t even care about re: sales/popularity/viral factor… unless, of course, it does well MAJORLY… which it won’t.

        Toilet HAS TO appreciate the recognition for the dumb song so long as people end up curious enough to listen to whatever her “music” is, and then she will very politely brush it (the experience and donkey) off later. Ultimately, her career will have received ZERO boost from her involvement and tolerance with donkey and that’s going to suck for her.

        • Dr. Gary says:

          How was being on the show going to promote her ‘music career’ when they don’t even use her real name?

          • Bravo's Bitch says:

            She seems like a weirdo because you couldn’t pay me to live with a dip shit but who is so stupid with Bravo branding that they don’t use their professsional name?

          • Albie Quirky says:

            I don’t think she knew they were going to be so confused by two Julias.

          • Queen Neferteeri says:

            She should’ve pushed to be “Julie” or “Julia+middle name” (as long as middle name isn’t unwieldy).

          • KashMoney says:

            price IS the middle name. KARMA

  34. The Tortuous and the Hair says:

    https://www.facebook.com/timsykesfans

    According to his facebook, he was in the Maldives 13 hours ago. If he posted that and immediately hopped on a plane, he’d have arrived in HI one hour ago.

    Something in the milk ain’t clean. In other words, he’s perfect for our Donkey.

    • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

      Did he have a stroke? Lack of control of facial muscles/friends with donk, might explain a lot.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      His vacation includes locations on the opposite side of the world. I had to confirm that the Maldives are SE of India.

  35. Queen Neferteeri says:

    I’m sorry, but that pic at the top looks like she lit one of her farts and didn’t realize just how potent it was

  36. Aspen says:

    I think I remember her saying something to the effect that she would NEVER date Wall Street guys bc they were too boring back in her NY days? Am I remembering correctly? If so – oh how the mighty have fallen!

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      Yes. There is video. Someone is interviewing her and it was during a visit to LA. Its back when she dyed her hair red the first time.

  37. The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

    Who can see her trying to be the next bachlorette?

  38. sausage curls/fingers says:

    Is she in Oahu right now? I have family vacationing there by Diamond Head. I hope their view hasn’t been ruined by hoof prints in the sand.

  39. MissAssvice says:

    Flusher is with Lewis now? Ewww he has had his dick in donkey, ferris, Amy, and now this…. Gross

  40. Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:

    John Kim: Julia’s parents must pay for her nice apartment on the beach and her car, last i heard bloggers don’t make much, haha

    Julia Allison: No, John Kim, actually, my parents haven’t contributed any financial resources to my life since they paid for college and gave me a graduation gift of 10k – in 2004. I make six figures a year and I don’t make my money from “blogging” – I make it from writing articles, speaking, tv, reporting, consulting, products (like my new Beach Bike) and endorsement deals.

    • juliajane says:

      Where is this from???

      • Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:

        Juliar’s facebook page. It was a comment on the shabby chic photo she posted.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Just recent? She’s in Hawaii pretending to be half of a “we” & what she’s really doing is creeping her own fecebook page, arguing w/ people?

          • Dr. Gary says:

            FB says she posted it 2 hours ago.

            You’re in Hawaii! Stop fighting with people on the internet and enjoy yourself.

          • The Watermelon Wonderer (The LA Chick) says:

            Boyfriend must not be working out. Donkey is defensive with her fb fan.

    • pearipathetic donkey says:

      Six figures a year? It is to laugh! And will she get over that 10k gift.

      Also, has she read this guy’s post on the Miss Advised page–he’s a real nut job.

    • cupcake cray cray says:

      six figures: $9,999.99

      • iblow4shoes (formerly sad lilly) says:

        That’s seven figures if you count the decimal.

        • Sake Bombardier says:

          Eight if you count the dollar sign, so it’s more like $999.99.

          Wait, that’s about what I am clearing this year. I should have a seat.

    • darling dearest says:

      and how exactly is she making money from the Beach Bike?

      • Dr. Gary says:

        I think she’s including the monetary value of free stuff she gets from shilling and grifting.

        • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

          So she makes in excess of $100000 per year, but feels obliged to mention that this one time she got a free bike worth less than $500?

          Yes, when asked about my income, I usually mention my paycheck and a dime I found in the street in the same sentence.

          • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

            Love that!!! I also loved when she said she save 30 percent of her earnings. How in the world?

      • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

        And why did she capitalize it? Such a great writer.

        • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

          Next she’ll be including a free cup of soup and free cup of coffee to her “salary.” 6 figures + $5.50

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Come on, that Beach Bike company is a mega-corporation; Fortune 500 for sure! They have a SHIT LOAD of cash to throw around. If by a shitload you mean $100 or so.

    • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

      Julia makes or endorses a beach bike? Hahahaha

    • Donkey of Perdition says:

      The vulgarity of this comment astounds me. Who the fuck talks about how much money they make, it’s gross and poor form….even for a Donkey. It’s so fucked, it’s the like the name dropping, so transparent, so ugly, so brash, and so uncouth.

      • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

        I thought that too! The huscat and I had a conversation early on that I was raised to NEVER discuss money, and the people around him would openly discuss it (salaries, the cost of your home, everything). I couldn’t believe it. Seems totally uncouth to me.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          I have been in a serious relationship for several years and he doesn’t have a clue how much I make and I don’t know how much he makes. We are both of British heritage and it “isn’t done.” Obviously if we were married, we’d have joint bank accounts and we’d know, but not until then. But Donk feels a need to share this with a stranger on her wide-open Facebook page. Why not just remove his comment? L-O-S-E-R.

      • idiotbox says:

        that’s exactly what I thought. Throwing in the “six figures” was completely unnecessary. What a tacky donkey… she should really hire a mouthpiece because she does not know how to present herself.

        • pearipathetic donkey says:

          Can you imagine if this comment leaves her susceptible to a low-end grifter looking for a sugar mama?

    • donkolnikov says:

      She’s so tacky and gross. What is wrong with her?

    • Millennium Hand and Shrimp says:

      Six figures a year, yet…

      Complains about the cost of health insurance.
      Is shocked at how much car insurance is.
      Leases the cheapest luxury car she can find.
      Bitches and moans about $25 checked luggage fees.

      Now, I’m not saying you can’t make six figures a year and be thrifty at the same time, but she just comes across as so CHEAP and scammy. Doesn’t add up.

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        Also:

        Begs for free stuff constantly (or has interns beg on her behalf).

        Shills for Cheesy Skillets, etc. Assuming she gets $50 a tweet (I have no idea what they pay), is it worth it to dilute your brand with garbage like that?

        Her reply is certainly full of lies and exaggerations, but it’s possible that it was NGMB$ who had been supporting her the whole time. Dadsers providing her with a free condo for a year (digital nomad, yo!) didn’t hurt either.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          (continuation of inconsistency:)

          * Holds online yard sale of ratty clothes
          * Wonders out loud how to pawn Cartier watch
          * Couch-surfs her broke, pearipathetic raftass

          Is if D0nkey “makes” six figures a year, it’s those six times she records her BMI calcs into a spreadsheet.

          • pearipathetic donkey says:

            you rang?

          • CDB says:

            Maybe she is now counting the GMB inheritance.
            Legalese again bunnies

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            D0nkey can certainly afford to pay people back for fronting her Pretty Little Princess parties, if she’s making that kind of money, eh CDB?

            Yeah, good luck w/ THAT!
            It was years ago, no one cares!

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          * tries to sell gift cards that she got for free for cash

          • idiotbox says:

            correct me if I’m wrong, but did she not receive one of the Armani Exchange cards to give to a reader? So, technically, it’s not even hers to give?

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          (I was invoking the d0nkey there in that last line, not giving you grief, as it may be misconstrued …)

          Cut!! Don’t use that!

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Damn, I am replying wrong in so many ways — ^ was a disclaimer to CDB re: d0nkey payback, etc.

            #AttributionFail

  41. Dr. Gary says:

    Amazing new comment on that velvetroper.com piece (link above re: Bravo setting up her Elle column):

    Libby • 12 hours ago

    “Hi Julia,

    I think as human beings we are able to detect behaviour that is potentially dangerous to us, including narcissism and psychopathy. One of the hallmark traits of both disorders is the inability to empathize with others.

    When someone writes an angry message to you, in a comment, tweet, whatever, and you respond with a “:-)”, you are showing that you either don’t care about their feelings or you are oblivious to them.

    If a friend approaches me to address behaviour that has upset them, I don’t smile at them and throw back a cutesy, dismissive one-liner. That would be disgusting and I would be left with few friends, right? If I proceeded to only address my side of their concern and never stopped to think about why they feel the way they do, that would also be unsavory, right? Do you see where I’m going with this?

    People feel you are the “worst person in the world” because they feel they are somehow connected to you or your platform. Your public behaviours are often disturbing, offensive, and upsetting. These people are likely in your age group, have worked with you, or know you from school, etc. You are not a famous person, and have a pretty limited public presence, so rest assured that the majority of anti-fans know you through real life assocations. You are in their extended circles and you likely come across as the worst person in that group. You have offended them, and continue to do so.

    Because you are reluctant to address these negative behaviours and continue to act out publically, their hostility grows.”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Team Libby forever!

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        ;-)

        • Dr. Gary says:

          Is Libby a cat lady????

          *cough* How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back *cough*

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Nah, not moi; I was winking in agreement to ‘Team Libby forever’ cuz that’s one smart cat & her words pretty much fuck a d0nkey over.

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            The beautiful thing about the Miss Advised fallout is that I don’t actually think the vast majority of negative comments on various sites are coming from cat ladies (mostly because a lot of the writing isn’t very good and there are lots of spelling mistakes — most of us Shitheads know how to spell). She’s created a whole new army of haters.

        • Can-Swiss says:

          Well said!

        • mule on rouge says:

          You little scamp! That was the bomb.com!

  42. SchadenfreudianSlip says:

    Donkey, I want to stop laughing at you, I really do, but you are such a magnificent jack ass.

    I’m not sure which is funnier and more pathetic. Your “WE WE WE” tweets about this Timothy Sykes tool. The fact that he hasn’t mentioned or acknowledged you in any way. The fact the you think a grifter pink sheet stock scammer is a legitimate and successful finance person. The fact that you think your tweets are making someone jealous and others envious. Or that last Toph tweet, which was among your most pathetic, desperate, transparent tweets ever (which is saying a lot).

    I really do want to stop laughing. But I can’t stop until you do.

  43. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    I made the mistake of falling down the Sarah Jenks wormhole, one of Donkey’s idols, apparently, because she landed a husband. Oh boy, check it:

    http://thebreathtakingbride.com/blog

    • Sake Bombardier says:

      Oh Greg. That was the saddest rooftop cookout ever. The sad-sack, too-small tablecloth. Those pitiful daisies. The bat-cray look in her eyes peering over the blackened burger.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        Not as sad as the fact that Donkey obviously reads that blog religiously, weeping all the while, probably. Jesus.

    • Sake Bombardier says:

      Sorry, I meant to say it took my breath away.

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        “It’s always been my dream to have a rooftop dinner.” Oh honey.

        And this, from her bio:

        “Sarah Jenks, founder of the Breathtaking Bride, is a pioneer in the bridal nutrition industry, a leader in holistic weight loss for brides.”

        The bridal nutrition industry. All righty then.

        • Dr. Fraud, MD says:

          “bridal nutrition” = how to starve yourself down two dress sizes in a month and still not pass out during the ceremony

        • darling dearest says:

          ugh how I hate that “bride” becomes a woman’s identity, (at least for some women).

          A person is a bride for the duration of the ceremony. dunzo.

          • Tremendous Liar; Donkey Repugnant says:

            It’s not the title that’s creepy, it’s their fetishization of it.

        • The Watermelon Wonder says:

          Did you all hear about the wack/hack job doctor in NYC that was putting bride’s on feeding tubes one month before the wedding? (sorry if it was discussed already)

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      “Don’t just default to your wife or think that she’s in charge”
      “It is critical for there to be room in a relationship for individuality”

      ~Jonathan (Sarah’s husband)

      Dear Jonathon,
      Sarah makes you sign off in that ‘individualized’ (He’s MINE!) style, doesn’t she?

  44. BLB says:

    Ramble post alert.
    Guys, I’m on the prom episode. I know – late to the party and all but I’m horrified. This is so much worse than I thought. So much worse. If your authentic self is reliving prom night every year…well, you need major help. I’ve been around rbd/rbns for a long time and I never thought she could outdo herself. This is performance art, right? Am I watching Taboo? Hooooly crap where does she go from here other than a princess character at Disney World? Jaded cowboy cat is officially stunned. I don’t even care about the lying. Even if everything she said was true she still comes across as a complete lunatic. This site is the last of her worries.

  45. The Watermelon Wonder says:

    I thought most people designed items for charity, no? I’ve made shoes at nikeid.com but I don’t call that a source of income.

  46. Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

    Gather round, cat ladies. Here’s a little story that neatly ties together Donk’s cheapness and her mistreatment of Hipster Lawyer:

    He once booked a flight for her, which she missed. Instead of waiting at the airport for the next flight, she booked another one with a different airline and tried to purchase it with his credit card (because he’d given her the number over the phone so that he could pay for the original flight and she did the booking). Seems she memorized his credit card number, though, and attempted to use it to book the new flight, and then freaked out when the new airline told her they needed to see the actual card. She then texted him that she was forced to use her own card, so he’d have to pay her back the full fare.

    • The Watermelon Wonder says:

      Why would any man put up with that? She (and women like her) are the reason why I hypervigilently pay for everything myself. I hate her kind to the core of my being.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Wowowowowowowowow…….

      Her parents are responsible for that attitude. Good job.

      Anyone know why she’s spending 10 days in Chicago in August? Did she rent the mdr apt out? Is this about Chazz Foreman?

      • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

        She’s probably trying to get Hipster Lawyer back again, like she did for months after Prom King dumped her, despite telling friends he was lousy in the sack and unattractive. And he’s actually cute, highly intellectual and very accomplished. Classy dame.

  47. Laura says:

    You are all so hateful… can’t you find something better to do with your lives than criticize others so harshly? Shame on you all. Especially whoever started this site its just unkind and childish… honestly, it reflects more on how unbecoming you are all than this woman… Shame on you all!

    • mule on rouge says:

      Hey, Ditchpig! What’s up with all this hate and criticism? Don’t you have anything better to do with your time? Shame on you for trying to bury a turd in our sandbox. Now fuck off.

    • Ex Spurt says:

      I have a sister named Laura. She’s a self righteous pain in the arse too. Also, fat.

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