One of the best things about Miss Advised, besides the fact that a donkey has “exponentially” increased the number of people who despise her without any help from us, is watching the lies being told in live action and/or within all the “writing” she’s doing that’s linked to the show.
Here’s a roundup of just a few of them. God knows there are thousands to work with, but I have a real job running errands at my desk.
“Bravo had nothing to do with my column at Elle.com!!!”
It is to motherfucking laugh. In case you missed it, an insider smacked her down this week in the comments following a New York Observer piece that so enraged a donkey. Case. Closed.
“JellyD and I were very serious and dated for three months!”
Because chicks in serious relationships always publicly bray about dating other dudes. Whatever.
“I never/sometimes/occasionally get Botox injections.”
This, from the 2009 documentary Youth Knows No Pain (likely filmed in 2008):
Her blog, February 2009: “I’ve never had anything injected into my forehead or cheeks. Why would you think that?? I have bad acne.”
TMI Weekly, August 2009: “I haven’t got Botox before; I’ve gotten Restylane here before; I’ve gotten it twice, and I would do it again.” (Notice Meghan’s head snap at 4:09 when Donk denies Botox).
ChatGate, 2010: “no way dude! I’ve never claimed I never had plastic surgery!!!!! be careful. I always word things so I’m telling the truth. I said I never had botox!”
Email to RBD, April, 2012: “Doctor Bobby has never done fillers; he did botox on me exactly twice and that was YEARS ago.” “I haven’t gotten a single injection from Doctor Bobby except for that botox.”
July 23, 2012, in response the Frisky’s Amelia Tweeting about her obvious fresh injections for WWHL: “@xoamelia - nope, I didn’t. It’s just makeup & lighting. I haven’t gotten Botox in over a year. I probably need it!”
All righty then, glad we cleared that up. She has NEVER had Botox or injections! Except when she did and does many, many times.
“Randi Zuckerberg and I are still very close.”
This might have been the biggest reason why her “exclusive” interview with the New York Observer — LOL, like she’s Katie Holmes!! — got spiked. Countless people in New York media circles know she leaked that nastiness to Gawker about Randi’s husband. And she is now trying to get Meghannaise to mend fences. Liar.
“Jack McCain and I were very serious, discussed marriage, and lived together.”
“I only talked about Jack months ago, before he was engaged.”
“Taylor met my last boyfriend, Jack, in Tahoe for my 30th birthday and wasn’t the biggest fan, to be honest. Not because he was jealous — there isn’t any of that, I promise you — just because he didn’t see it being a good fit, and he wanted/wants me to be happy.”