From The Mailbox

Presented without comment on the whole JellyD relationship:

“They were never ever ‘very serious.’ Andrew hasn’t been ‘very serious’ with anyone since he broke up with his actual factual ‘very serious’ girlfriend of four years back in 2007. (That ex, btw, is tiny and cute and very reserved and a Harvard and MIT grad and does things with that education like teach high school in inner city Oakland and spends her summers off teaching in the Congo. Basically, the opposite of a Donk.)”

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226 Responses to From The Mailbox

  1. Mooch says:

    Oooh. Someone’s gonna get email, texts and who knows what else from JAB. #wetoldyoutorunjellyD

    • Cowboys & Brayliens (38/73) says:

      I can hear the braying now, echoing out over Los Angeles like the sound of an irradiated mutant creature in a 60s Japanese monster flick.

    • Queen Neferteeri says:

      JABA the Hutt/Nutt will go stomping around LA like Godzilla, only less charming.

  2. Prof. F Camping says:

    Numero dos!
    bunnies, i have been so busy with my desk erranding that i haven’t had time to comment or even watch monday’s episode! my donkology sabbatical is getting REAL!

  3. ShesJustStupid says:

    She deleted that tweet (of course). But there is link now to some Miss Advised interview with the three of them.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      I wonder if he told her to or if she stirred awake at 12 noon and thought better of it. I thought it was interesting that she posted it at 2am when he (who has an actual career) would be asleep and unable to see it and refute it.

    • Jack the Bulldog says:

      “Julia Allison, the local girl and most famous of the trio, is late.”

      It never fails to baugle the mind as to how Allison remains employed longer for a week on any gig.

      • says:

        Her arrogance and rudeness baughles. She was the same with MMBH and Meganaisse. Oink.

    • Jelly Roll (formerly newbie) says:

      “Yet, even before the salads are served, they’re diving into whether traditional marriage is a sham.

      ‘You read Sex at Dawn, right?’Allison asks Morse.

      ‘Yes!’ Morse gushes, explaining, ‘It’s this amazing book that talks about monogamy, and maybe that it’s not a very natural choice.’

      ‘It’s changing my perspective,’ Allison says.”

      Oh good Greg. She can’t hold one person’s attention for longer than 15 seconds, how in the world would she ever get more than one?

      • pearipathetic donkey says:

        So now she is trying to be like Emily? She was a Carrie and now she’s a Samantha. Give it a rest!

        • sausage curls/fingers says:

          It’s a lot easier to say you don’t believe in relationships than that you can’t get guys to see you again after they fuck you.

        • Queen Neferteeri says:

          Like most of the obnoxious, deluded hags who moved here because they wanted the SATC life, Donks fancied herself a combination of Carrie (stylish, well-known, smart, witty) and Charlotte (beautiful, comes from some old money, men actually want to be married to her).

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Figures Emily would fall for that poorly researched claptrap. I am telling you, catpeeps, an intervention is needed!

    • Bulimia bloat with a side of bray says:


      @MySo_CalLife – You are a DAMN TALENTED interviewer, Ali. My favorite article about the show. Wow. You have a career in profiles, my friend.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Said the “Facebook Profile Picture Consultant”.

      • Jack the Bulldog says:

        You have a career writing profiles for Us Weekly, my friend.

        There, Juliar. Fixed that for you!

    • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

      this article is hilariously wrong in many instances.

      • Breakfast Burro-ito says:

        Yeah, Ali Trachta (the “writer” of that puff piece in the LA Weekly) has been gushing over how sharp all 3 are over on Twitter all day. To wit:

        @tillieprl All 3 were wicked cool — heads screwed on a lot tighter than we’d think!

        Yeah, those reality shows – such a sharp bunch! They willingly put themselves on shows that they know are sensationalist and have a vested interest in making them look nutso, then cry “Editing! Editing Ack!” when they do, in fact, look nutso. But then, when they sit down with some alt-weekly hack for a mid-season press push (and probably after some coaching/pleading from Bravo’s PR department) they’re able to seem “together”, thus snowing some chick working for peanuts who can’t even be assed to do a little research. After all, “she’s making it as a freelancer.”

        And that’s only the most egregious misstatement of fact.

        /rant. Sorry, it’s my town’s weekly. It blows, but they DO have some fine ads in the back – ads that I do believe Ashton Kutcher, a certain Donkey’s girl-saving hero, demanded Village Voice Media to take down, as they promote the enslavement of woman.

        But now, since they’re giving a Donkey a fine hummer, I guess those ads aren’t so bad, are they.

        • CaptainGary says:

          Sorry, the above rant is mine, not my lovely wife’s. Perils of having to hugely obese, hatefully jelly haters in one basement, I suppose.

  4. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

    APPLAUSE!!!!! I love it!

    We knew she was lying but this is still delicious.

    I’d love to know 1) Does he regret doing the show? 2) What is Donkey and Jelly’s relationship now? ( Are they friendly? Is he ignoring her?)

  5. Can-Swiss says:

    It’s very telling that he hasn’t said ANYTHING about this whole ordeal. I think Julia is even worse in terms of nutty threats with exes than we might even imagine. We rarely hear directly from exes, but lots from friends that hated her.

    I wonder what she does that has them so scared (on top of the cray we have witnessed on national TV)?

    On that note… as much as we make fun of her, and hear stories and watch her videos, etc etc. Up until now there has also been a filter between Julia and US (most of us here I mean). Either Julia is in control of the medium (good side, good light photos, TMI or lip dub videos) or we hear things via tipsters, first hand eye witnesses, etc.

    This Bravo show is the first time most of us get to watch the bray/cray happen real-time. And while I knew she was going to come across as an asshat, she is seriously even worse than I thought she could ever be.

    She has some REALLY serious emotional problems. She can barely contain her crazy these days. I feel the time and/or emotional/human intelligence required to realize how horrid she is is getting shorter/smaller every year. It used to take her a year or so to go through a blond BFF. Now we’ve seen “friends” on Miss Advised that we never even heard of in the first place that are already long gone.

    She’s even burning up professional “gigs” faster than before…

    The question is how low will she go? Will it ever stop? EVER? I really wonder… Will she snap one day? Like, for real Kony-director crazy looney bin crack? Or will she just be forever tweeting to herself…

    • cola champagne says:

      As you can tell, she’s confrontational and aggressive. She’ll even fight with randos on the internet who are talking shit about her. It’s time for her to retire. She’s boring, untalented, and can’t handle being in the public eye. I can only imagine what she’d do if she was in Teresa Guidice’s shoes. Probably wind up at the Ford Clinic.

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      She will go lower and no, she will never stop. I thought this exchange was telling:

      Brandi Simmons ‏@BRN05
      @JuliaAllison I watched the last episode and I’m always cheering for you. When that guy walked in the door that was me on the floor too. Lol

      13h Julia Allison ‏@JuliaAllison
      @BRN05 – wasn’t that hysterical? I was shocked!! (and thank you for the sweetness) xoxo

      11:57 PM – 25 Jul 12 via Echofon · Details

      She thinks her behavior is hilarious instead of that of a complete mental patient. I think why we are seeing cracks in the veneer is because most people kiss her ass to her face and LOL behind her back. Now she’s seeing some of the LOLing right up front to her face. She can’t keep her facts straight and she’s getting called out on her lies.

      I don’t know if she’ll ever have a complete breakdown, I just think she’ll go along being a miserable person who never genuine connects with anyone and certainly, is never loved by a man.

      • 11th Wang says:

        I’m going to go with the 19th c. definition of “hysterical” on that one.

        • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:


        • She knows hysteria pretty well…

          Definition of HYSTERIA

          a : a psychoneurosis marked by emotional excitability and disturbances of the psychic, sensory, vasomotor, and visceral functions without an organic basis
          b : a similar condition in domestic animals
          : behavior exhibiting overwhelming or unmanageable fear or emotional excess

        • sausage curls/fingers says:

          She definitely could have used a fainting couch. So much classier.

      • sausage curls/fingers says:

        She might have finally reached the point where there’s just too many lies to keep track of. It builds every year and she has the semi high profile Jack McCain lies now too. She’s going to be prone to a lot more um, er, oops moments at some point.

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          I predict a plea of exhaustion soon … she’ll take another ‘break from the internet’ & try to regroup (as in culling her lies as outted here, building a spreadsheet of lies, dictating newest spin of lies to her ghostwriter & ‘coming out of retirement’ to promote her NYT’s best-selling bray-all exposé of life as the girl who dumped FlapJack McCain, son or 2008 Presidential candidate, John McCain).

        • pearipathetic donkey says:

          I think she should focus on trying to be a viral video star. She can have a breakdown and upload a ridiculous authenticity costume video. Then she’ll be able to claim insanity on all the lies she’s been spinning recently.

      • says:

        And this:


        “We agree, of course!” said nobody ever.

  6. There is a Situation on Your Face Girl (and fug on your feet) says:

    Maybe repeating three months will make it so.

    JuliaAllison: Watching preview of the 7th ep. For the record, I dated Andrew almost 3 mnths at this point. Somehow that turned into 2 dates on the show.

  7. How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

    Way OT, but important RE: our East Coast(ish) basement dwellers:

    — An extremely dangerous, life threatening severe weather situation is expected this evening from New York City southward through Philadelphia, to Baltimore. —

    This graphic shows the probability (in percent) that a location will receive winds of at least 58 MPH, but likely upwards towards 70-80 MPH this evening. A derecho, which is a long-lived line of thunderstorms with prolific damaging winds, will continue to fly eastward and impact New York City, Newark, Atlantic City, Philadelphia, Dover, and Baltimore by 9 PM EDT. Winds could approach 80 MPH in some locations, causing widespread power outages and downing thousands of trees. This line of storms could produce tornado-like damage over large areas.

    PLEASE tell friends and family that they need to have a way to receive weather warnings this evening. Do NOT be on the roads when this line of storms as several individuals were killed last month when the June 29th Derecho impacted the NE USA. Go to a safe place, such as a basement or interior room if needed. This is a very dangerous situation.

    Thanks! As you were.

    • cupcake cray cray says:

      two derechos in a month, I’m starting to wonder if there is something to this whole “the world is ending” business.

    • Thank you! Will let my Philly family and friends know. All this extreme weather is crazytown.

      • says:

        Oh dear! Hunker down y’all and let us know when you’re safe and back for lawls.

      • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

        ack! i’m alone with my three kittens tonight. hope the roof stays put!

        • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

          Well, charge your phone & go nest your storm closet & stay alert, since these boogers flare up too quick compared to other storms, & then haul your butt back here later to check in, let us know. (<— same for the rest of ya)

          • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

            things seem ok, brayella, thanks for “curring”. the storm passed thru good ole LI (home of Lasagna and Long Island University) pretty quickly!

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Yay, glad you had no problems1!

    • Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair says:

      I was in one in Indiana a few weeks ago and it was astonishing. I grew up there (but was just visiting with my family) and I said to my kids, at the beginning of the severity, “Oh, you’re going to get to see real Midwest weather,” very CASUALLY, as outdoor furniture slammed against the patio doors we were looking through.

      • 11th Wang says:

        You too? I really want to ask where, but I feel like that’s an invasion of privacy.

        • Handbag Cohen Stuffed With Hair says:

          Do you know of a little town called Winchester? Farmland? There. Where were you?

          • 11th Wang says:

            Of course! Home of Robert Wise!

            I’m from Monticello. About the same size. Also farm country. Features two manmade lakes and an amusement park.

    • says:

      Tweeted to my followers (who are real) pass along.

    • Ass Baughers Syndrome says:

      Is Boston in the path too?

    • Joardache & the Pelts says:

      It’s been really fucked up here in Balty, but that is the new norm I guess. I was arriving to DC via MARC when the last Derecho hit and there were literally trees snapping and flying all over the place. Just by circumstance,I was out of the country while many of my friends were out of power for a week or more. The weather has been pernicious, doomy, and loomy. My baltimore house totally was flood zone last Friday and I just got a new roof. Global warming deniers need to take some inventory.

    • solidarity cat says:

      Storms are hitting nyc now. I’d never heard of a “derecho.” And I’m a bit of a weather junky. Stay safe catpeoples!

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        My dad was w/ the NOAA for more than 30+ years …
        I never heard of a Derecho before last month. ???

        • solidarity cat says:


        • solidarity cat says:

          That’s so cool about your dadsers, brayella. Weather is so fascinating.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Yeah, & he was cool too. He actually dealt w/ Corp of Engineers & GSA, being a hydrologist, & every vacation included visiting damn & bridge construction — so weird, I know, but that’s how I saw a lot of the country growing up, & it probably explains my bridge fetish. 🙂

          • solidarity cat says:

            Bridge fetish, huh? Does this do anything for you? 🙂


          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:


          • Dr. Gary says:

            @solidarity cat


      • One Fat Melman says:

        All I know is that “dereacho” means “right” in Spanish!

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Holy shit. They’ve got some crazy storm pix on CNN. Hope all you east coast cat ladies are safe.

  8. pearipathetic donkey says:

    Uh oh, wait until she reads this. Is she going to beat him into submission to tweet something about their relationship? Perhaps something along the lines of: Julia and I are friends and text all the time?

    I love that the tipster has effortlessly included memes from this site in the email. I also fear that there might be just enough info about his ex for Donkey to FB stalk her.

  9. Dr. Gary says:

    Jelly D:

    Hide your kids, hide your wife
    Hide your kids, hide your wife
    Hide your kids, hide your wife
    and hide your husband

  10. Dr. Gary says:

    She just tweeted the iVillage clip:

    -Julie looks beat down. Wasn’t this shot the same day that she missed the early morning local news spot?


    -That necklace is fug as hell. Stop trying to make giant statement necklaces happen.

    -When did she turn into a 55 year old, 3-pack-a-day truck stop waitress? Because that is exactly what she sounds like.

    -Emily is very pretty. Such beautiful eyes.

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      She looks like a tired old hooker in that clip. Raspy voice, bad hair, what seems like smudged mascara — really rough.

    • Jack the Bulldog says:

      IVillage, where Julia stole that listicle for the Hoya right about the time she was given an “F” in a journalism course at Georgetown. Good to know iVillage has no hard feelings!

      • Dr. Gary says:

        How DARE YOU.

        Julie didn’t plagiarize. She just ‘paid homage’ to their list. Shame on you for not knowing the difference.

    • Thought this was funny: “If you have a little black dress, you can exchange it for a little red dress…”

      Just don’t cut the tags off.

    • “Light makeup?” She is obviously plagiarizing again and not speaking from personal experience.

      • Andy Wintour hacks (up a furball) says:

        She meant light blue make-up, like the eyeshadow she is wearing here.

    • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

      I know if I drink a LOT, my voice is raspy the next day …
      Or D0nkey has just been squeeing more in prep for Season II …

  11. Sacred Scrapbooks says:

    [To the tune of “Let It Be”]

    When you find yourself on Bravo TV
    Trapped inside the lunacy
    Fame is never easy, JellyD

    And though you are a cool guy
    You didn’t read the cards and flee
    Fame is never easy, JellyD

    JellyD, JellyD
    JellyD, JellyD
    Yeah, there will be a SAG card

    And now you’re stalked on Facebook
    By a woman who’s as sweet as pee
    Change your phone and email, JellyD

    For though you thought the nightmare ended
    Welcome to reality
    Change your phone and email, JellyD

    JellyD, JellyD
    JellyD, JellyD
    Grab your donut costume

    You thought you’d have a fun time
    But from now on you’ll forever be
    The dude who fucked a donkey, JellyD

    And when it seems forgotten
    There you’ll be on the TV
    The dude who fucked a donkey, JellyD

    JellyD, JellyD
    JellyD, JellyD
    The dude who fucked a donkey

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      “Grab your donut costume

      “You thought you’d have a fun time
      But from now on you’ll forever be
      The dude who fucked a donkey, JellyD”

      Seriously dying of laughter!

      • CDB says:

        As someone else said. died, dead, resurrected and died again.

        • says:

          I need to kegel more because …oops. Laughing so hard I can barely swype.

          • says:

            Proviso. The last couple of verses made me sad though and you know Donkey had to broadcast that on Emily’s show in case anyone was in doubt. Another case of if the genders were reversed he’d be called out as a douche but for her it’s bragging rights … on air. Shudder.

          • Albie Quirky says:

            We called her a douche. Doucherie knows no gender here. A lady doesn’t kiss and tell.

    • We need Paul McCartney to sing this.

    • So. Blessed. says:

      “You’ll always have a stalker, JellyD.”

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Another heartbreaking work of staggering genius!

    • So. Blessed. says:

      SS–I will never hear “Let it Be” the same way again.
      We need a house band to perform all these Krazy Kat Kreations.

      • Dr. Gary says:

        It has been done. Sort of.

        There was a time when a bunch of us cat ladies were doing regular skype calls. Me and Beej would meow-sing (replace all lyrics with meowing) songs on request. I remember one particularly moving rendition of Bob Dylan’s ‘Lay Lady Lay’.

        SS + LeFoolieh would also do dramatic readings of Julie’s blog posts.

        Good times…

    • diluted brain says:

      LOVED this!

    • Random Snowflake says:

      Fucking epic! ♪♫

  12. The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

    Gawd, Le Donk is going to want to date Andrew’s ex (she was Ivy League) and at least 50 other points on the checklist (she scored higher than Le Donut)

  13. 11th Wang says:

    I posted this in the last thread, but I think it got buried quick. Sorry, ladies!

    Here is my theory of how the whole Jelly D thing began:

    She approaches him as a stranger, a friend of a friend, and/or admirer of his Internet presence. “I am looking for someone to play the part of my boyfriend for my Bravo reality show. I saw your xx through xx and I think you’d be perfect. All you have to do is appear in 4-6 episodes (up to you), Bravo will pay xx amount AND plug your music. Plus you’ll get a SAG card. I know, it’s so lame hahahaha but the producers say I need a regularly appearing love interest and trust me, it will be FUN and EASY. 😉 ”

    In Julie’s world, there is no boundary between fiction and reality–there’s only a bridge. She thinks she gets to control every narrative and the only thing she lets unfold is her undesirables (ew).

    In this case, Jelly D would agree to play the part for fun, as a joke, for promotional purposes, whatever, but would be unable to resist her charms and fall madly in love with Julia Allison Baugher forever and ever. Just like Brad and Angie, Rob and Kristen (sniff!), Heidi and Spencer, or any other celebrity romance that begins on set.

    She’s a fucking lunatic.

  14. Queen Neferteeri says:

    They were never ever ‘very serious.’

    This actually begs the question of just how serious they were, or were not.

  15. Joardache & the Pelts says:

    Emily is a talking head commenting on Kristin Stewart and why women cheat (?!!) on “Inside Edition” right now. Emily cheated before pla pla pla, “miss advised” is proving to be a good save for someone destined for yuckfest HBO’s “Real Sex” or “Taxicab Confessions” (which I have a soft spot for) if it were still on…

    • When nothing else is on, I have found myself watching Real Sex reruns. On Demand can be the devil.

    • Cola chamPagne says:

      I was just watching that clip, and I’m sorry, but I don’t buy it. I think she is asexual, and I think Rob was trying to get out of the relationship they had. I read this blind item about them months ago and it’s from an entertainment lawyer. It doesn’t have to be true, but I think it could be. As for the director, maybe it was already on the outs. People as famous as her would never have to issue a public apology. They don’t have to answer to anyone.

      • The rumor is that they were each others beards, and all of this is a publicity stunt for the next Twilight movie.

        • Cola chamPagne says:

          I read this in the crazy days and nights blog when they reveal names on the 4th of July. It said they were great friends and he was fine with helping her out, but now he’s been getting tired of not having a real relationship and that she loves the situation as it is.

          Why would they need publicity? That awful series isn’t suffering. If that’s true they are really greedy and ridiculous.

          • Dr. Gary says:

            I love CDAN. I am suspicious of his backstory, but I do like the gossip and blind items.

          • I’m not a fan of either.

            It could be a stunt, though Liberty Ross, the wife of the dude Kristen cheated with, deleted her Twitter and sent an tweet about Snow White not being very kind or that pretty. Who knows?

          • Cola chamPagne says:

            Wow, the drama. CDAN is great. I used to love when Wendy Williams had her radio show and she would do blind items. I like to guess. 🙂

          • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

            My lesbian friends swear to me she’s gay. I never believed it because their relationship seemed real. I guess I was wrong!

        • pearipathetic donkey says:

          On Yahoo’s front page, there is a headline stating Rob moved out of the “home they shared.” Maybe there is truth to those rumors since we all know “home they shared” is just a bunch of legalese.

          • Lilly Liberation Front says:

            Hope he remembered his belt! I’ve a feeling they’d be Kristen’s style.

      • mule on rouge says:

        You read Ent? We must be the same species!

  16. Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

    WUT the WUT?

    Comments from the Observer thing the other say:

    InTheKnow • 7 hours ago
    Actually, Julia, a deal between Bravo and Elle was cut and your guest blog at amounts to not much more than the product placement of Midway cars for your show (I was privy to that deal, too.)

    Your comment that Bravo doesn’t “have the power” to set up your column at Elle is laughable and 100% false. Heast Ent. which owns Elle is run by NBC’s former head of entertainment which coincidently owns Bravo. You can go right ahead and Google “Elle” and “Bravo” and you will see that in fact, Bravo has quite a history with setting up deals much like the one with your “column” on your show. The one on Project Runway with Nina Garcia of Elle magazine being one of the most memorable… but certainly not the last.

    Again, I’m on the inside, so I know for a fact Bravo set up the column with Elle. Come on, you can’t be fired by TMS and then think you’re going to graduate to Elle, even if it is only The publishing world is small and intimate, you should have been more discrete and left that comment above alone. No one was going to take anything seriously from someone who can’t spell “incite.”
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    Meghan • 2 days ago
    The show is an embarrassment and not what I turn into Bravo for. Julia Allison is either on the spectrum of a severe mental disability or the worst human being who ever lived. The fact that Bravo enables this behavior is gross. Also, the jig is up, we all know Bravo set up her fake column for Elle and she in fact is not a real relationship columnist. I suppose I could excuse some of this if the show was not incredibly boring with no new incites whatsoever. Emily is okay, Amy needs to get behind Julia in some severe therapy.
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    D girl • 17 hours ago • parent
    “Meghan,” you obviously don’t know the proper definition of the work “incite” to use it in a sentence. Try this: “In order to make $ .60 a shill for Kraft Cheesy Mac Skillets, Julia Allison incited the 80,000 Twitter followers she bought in the past 2 months to buy the product, by linking it.”

    Is that more clear?

    Then there’s the proper definition of “insights:” “I don’t have any insights as to how Julia Allison can think she can buy 80,000 Twitter followers and get away with it. It’s pretty ridiculous. The Miss Advised Facebook page only had 1,000 by the time she had 100,000 and her own FB page has only gone up 1,000 subscribers. Do you have any insight as to how she thinks companies are so gullible?”

    Hope that helps!
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    Julia Allison • a day ago • parent
    Hi there “Meghan” –

    You really think I’m “the worst human being who ever lived”? You must live in a pretty awesome world! I want to go to there! 🙂

    I’ll only correct your factual error. Bravo did not “set up” my column with ELLE. They don’t have that power. But if you would like to believe this, that’s your prerogative. Just know that it’s not true.

    PS. That was a very creative spelling for “incites”! People tend to spell it “insights.” Crazy, right?
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    Little KitKat • 7 hours ago • parent
    Ms. Allison,
    Get over yourself, you are all about YOU and frankly its annoying. You use others for personal gain and name drop, too bad everyone ignores you. Stop the botox you look like a badly made up drag queen, wearing a tiara did not help your image. Grow up, be a real woman. Miss advised certainly is a perfect name for the show. You are not a real writer, you have no real job and every relationship you have is fake.
    I stopped watching because I have seen enough train wrecks, it’s just plain embrassing. Insights, be You not the fake annyoing user and abuser everyone has come to hate. You have your moments of clarity and are actually funny, too bad you are insecure and badly want attention that you are your own worst enemy.
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    • Dr. Gary says:

      Wow, wow, wow.

      I wish more people would come forward like this to expose her lies and bullshit.

    • Albie Quirky says:

      Pay no attention to that Joe Zee behind the curtain!

    • InTheKnow posted a similar comment here, right? Wondering, because I remember seeing “Hearst” misspelled as “Heast.” Or maybe I just read that comment in the original article and thought I saw something similar here?

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Someone should paste that over in the LA weekly comments because that reporter just defended donks as a “freelance writer making her way.”

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      I knew the whole “Bravo doesn’t have that power” was UTTER bullshit. It’s well know that networks are doing cross promotions in TV shows. You probably saw what amounted to a “Subway” sandwich commercial on “Will & Grace,” “Everybody Loves Raymond” and “Chuck.”

      Car companies features their cars on shows and Oil of Olay does product placement all the time… a main character will just all of a sudden, in their story line be talking about how great the product is. The network, LIKE BRAVO, WHO DOES HAVE THE POWER, then gets a cut of the $$$$ from this.

      It’s all over the Hollywood Reporter and Variety b/c actors and SAG don’t think it’s fair that they are not compensated for what amounts to doing a commercial in the body of the show.

      • Lilly Liberation Front says:

        Yes, it fucking annoys me big time. On “Bones”, someone asked why Angela drove a mom van or some such. Her reply? “The Toyota Sienna has everything I need!” Ugh.

        Also I noticed on Big Bang Theory that Microsoft has the same sort of deal. Sheldon and Leonard use PCs, so their Dell and Alienware logos are shown, but the other two guys have stickers over their Apple logos. Microsoft is thanked in the credits.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        There ares licensing agreements out the wazoo for product placement — that’s why you see logos pixelated in indie movies, because low budget ops w/OUT the power can’t pay to play.

        Dumb D0nkey is dumb.

    • juliaspublicist cried his rhinestone off juliaspublicist says:

      Where was this?

    • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

      Where are these comments?

      • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

        Click link above… by Brayella!

  17. Dr. Gary says:

    “Meet Julia Allison, one of the most hated girls on the internet, who naturally has landed herself a reality show. I have to admit that I only knew of her vaguely before the show aired, so I was going into the show with an open heart, mind, and blog. After having to endure her annoying behavioral tics for five minutes, however, I can understand why the internet has been taking a dump on her face for the past five years because SHE’S ANNOYING AS HELL. There’s this insufferable infantile quality to her. Like, she’s 30, but her personality became frozen in junior high, along with her fashion sense. I just imagine her running around her bedroom in a tutu, scribbling hearts on her notebook, and blasting “This is the story of a girl…” by Nine Days. She has Peter Pan syndrome, so much so that she’s already resorted to using fillers on her face, which make her look freakish and always in a state of manic euphoria.”

  18. Dr. Gary says:


    ‘Miss Advised’ experts dish on celeb couples (WTF?). The look on Emily’s face and Amy’s eyeroll are priceless. Julie looks, and sounds, REALLY beat down. Rode hard and put away wet. And is she watching herself in the monitor again (like on WWHL)? Sure looks like it:

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      Who would have thought Julia would believe in gold diggers of all things????

  19. mcakez says:

    Just now watched the episode, and it is so bad. I think the canklehausen has actually taken years off my life.

    As bad as it was, WWHL is – unbelievably – worse. Andy: ” Is polymorphous a word?” Julia, decisively, “NO.” Followed by a fucking screwball Jerry Lewis face. Christ. It is also so embarrassing to see her gesticulating wildly when the camera is trained on one of the other girls. She is so mincing and affected, and just thinks it is the cutest thing ever. You know she goes home and wears out the batteries in her remote and vibrator watching it over and over again.


    • I laughed at the “polymorph” thing. It’s totally a word, Andy, just not when it comes to dating multiple people.

    • So. Blessed. says:

      Cakezie–tots agree. She answered almost every question posed, irregardless if it was addressed to her and I too saw the hooves flailing around in the periphery (but not in a cool Michael Stipe, Losing My Religion way) and lots of TOUCHING AND POKING of the other two.

      What the frocke was she on because I don’t want to try it? Oh, right. Tony Robbins. I don’t want on that piece either.

    • mcakez says:

      Also, while the little blonde was singing, Andy wad laughing and enjoying it, Amy was being polite and dancing… then there is Donky throwing out an undisguised poopy face, like a total bitch. Who the hell is she to be throwing shade at someone being awkward on TV?

      I say goodday to that shit.

      • says:

        Haven’t watched it except clips on The Frisky when I already knew what to expect. Major respect to Jacy, Albie, et al, who live blogged/chatted without any prior warning. I don’t think I could do it, practically immobilized just hearing it second hand.

        • Julia's Authentic Pelts says:

          I couldn’t fucking do it. Still can’t. I got through 3 or 4 minutes and then had to just abort mission.

    • 11th Wang says:

      My canklehausen burned hotter than it ever has when the nice gay man from Virginia said he was a bear. She was SO ready to laugh along with her girlfriends, like “what the fuck is a BEAR!?” and you can see the wheels S L O W L Y turning in her head when she realizes that everybody there knows what a bear is except for her.

      1. I’m gonna make a joke and for once everybody’s gonna laugh and be in on it. I will be funny! People will like me! I’m a young Joan Rivers!
      2. Oh shit, I waited too long. Timing. Timing. Timing.
      3. Wait, Emily knows what a bear is? Of course she does. Andy? Of course he does. Amy? AMY knows what a bear is!? Amy knows and I don’t? How can this be?
      4. Whatisabearwhatisabearwhatisabear thinkthinkthinkthink Julia, think.
      5. Just nod. Just swallow and nod and act like you totally know what everybody is talking about. Keep nodding. The more you nod, the more convincing you will be.

      My god, it BURNED!!! Also: How fuck!?

      • says:

        And when she said NO!! to San Fran bcuz all the men are gay. Both Enily and Andy were bish plz.

      • LEFOOLIEH says:

        and when Andy was so clearly moved by the caller and taking it seriously and Julia screams out “MOVE TO NYC!” and Andy goes NO and after trying to get some “back me up here” from the audience with her “what’s wrong with my idea” expression, a donk is somber because she just got shut the hell down by Sir Andy. Also also, Andy’s comment about HATING when people say they have expiration dates *cough cough*. Also, also, just watch Andy’s face often enough when Julie is talking or has jumped in to say something pointless/stupid/irritating. He haaaaates her.

        • Cola chamPagne says:

          During the commercial break when they were airing the show while they were waiting in the studio with him to air watch what happens live, he said to her, “Julia, I see you went with the tiara. “And she started this whole long rant and he just cut her off and said, “be here live at 11!” lol.

        • mcakez says:

          I must not have been paying very close attention, because I missed this entire segment. It might have been a canklehausen induced seizure, or selective memory loss from the PTSD.

        • Jacy "Donk" LaRue Jacy "Donk" LaRue says:

          His disgust with her was so evident through those segments. He’s definitely doing the “bless your heart” thing a lot and she’s too stupid to see it, although you could see a couple of times it sunk in that he was shutting her down and you could see the fleeting flash of rage cross her face.

          Also, why the FUCK can’t she leave her hair alone?

          • Cola chamPagne says:

            I don’t know, the Kartrashians do the same thing. It’s like, don’t worry girl, your track hasn’t slipped out, it’s still there.

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  20. So. Blessed. says:

    Don’t get too close to the volcano, dear heart!

    About to get on a flight … to Hawaii!! For a money mastermind (a very small conference) led by the one and only financier @TimothySykes!

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      Grifter conference alert! Also, lost in the barrage of awfulness today was the tweet about a “brilliant and important” article in Forbes about…wait for it…how it’s ok to be a fake geek girl.

      • So. Blessed. says:

        NuttyGrannyMoneybags’ soon to be probated will money is burning a hole through her lululemon pants.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        That Forbes thing was a response to an unbelievably shitty shitpiece on CNN blogs which was a nonstop neckbeard whinefest about how dare hot girls read comic books or some shit.

        • Albie Quirky says:

          Also “booth babes are ruining Comic-Con.” Not the companies that hire booth babes, not the con committee that permits a booth-babe culture, but the ladies themselves, who are ruining Comic-Con by doing their jobs.

      • Reeks of desperate tutus says:

        I picture grifters all just going to each others’ conferences all the time. The picture makes me sad.

    • Sacred Scrapbooks says:

      Isn’t he the penny stock operator who went to dinner with Amy in an early ep?

      • says:

        Oy! And is if Amy charged him a matchmaking fee to set him up with JABa? The circle of grift. Brings a tear to the eye.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Yes! Pillsbury Douchebro.

        It’s a small world of grifters after all.

    • ShesJustStupid says:

      She has to be delayed with this weather. We know how she loves that

    • virgil reid says:

      the grifter conferences have to be the saddest thing i have ever seen someone resort to.

      • Albie Quirky says:

        Where else is she likely to find someone gullible enough to fall for her nonsense? Only at one of these shillfests, and probably not even there.

        The possible future Mr. Julie Albertson owns a small advertising agency in Chillicothe or Pierre or somewhere, but he goes to the Tim Ferriss type of seminar in order to feel like he’s part of the new hotness. That’s the only guy she’s ever going to snag, someone who is so out of the loop he thinks she’s in the loop.

        • virgil reid says:

          you’re right. i completely forgot this is purely about finding a husband. i hope amway is somewhere on this agenda.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      This was the original tweet (now deleted):

      @JuliaAllison: About to get on a flight … To Hawaii!! For a mastermind (a very small conference) led by the one and only financier @TimSkyes.

      @TimSkyes??? Dumb Donkey is Dumb.

      • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

        Did he have her twelete because he doesn’t want the appearance of barely-attended conferences?

  21. Skirt Pull says:

    Oy yo….I knew this description sounded way too familiar. Once again, too few degrees of separation between me and the donk and the donut. The ex is everything this commenter says she is (but an OMGStanford grad) and I can’t reveal much more because it will expose who I am, but suffice it to say I know her because her husband is a friend of mine. I could see how JA might be jealous – she’s a total hipster and a teacher in an incredible school in Oakland. Lived in a large commune-esque urban space for a long time with Burning Man folk. She started an education fund in the Congo years ago and has spent a lot of time there teaching. And yes, she is small and blonde and gorgeous.

    • darling dearest says:

      I was going to say I wasnt sure if the ex was really a Harvard/MIT grad — I know his MIT facebook friends and none of them fit the description…

  22. Princess Sparklefart says:
    • Albie Quirky says:

      Yes! Snaps to you!

      • Princess Sparklefart says:

        Snaps to intrepid cat ladies who know to save pics (or it didn’t happen) of the crazier tweets for reconstruction later on when they’re gone!

    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      Yes, but she deleted another one that she posted last night at 2am, too. It said something like, “I’m watching a preview of episode 7. For the record, Andrew and I dated for three months at this point. Funny how the show makes it seem like just two dates.” (That’s almost word for word).

      • Albie Quirky says:

        They packed three months’ worth of looooooooooooove into just ten days. That’s how irresistible Julie is.

        It’s fucking hilareballz when she pisses on people’s legs and tells them it’s raining.

      • The Tortuous and the Hair says:

        This one?


  23. Dr. Gary says:

    I re-watched the clip of Julie + Andrew sitting on the couch whilst Tiny Julie plays her dumb new song. Julie kind of rocks back and forth in a herp derp way. It reminded me of something. Just figured out what it was:


    • Malformed Face (Like a Bloated Deli Ham Left in a Hot Mercedes C Class) says:

      Tiffany West I like him, but I don’t like him for her. He deserves someone calm and refreshing. Not crazy. If they do work out, I hope Andrew calms her down.
      2 hours ago · Like · 1

      Melanie Rattansingh he is cute but looks like a deer in headlights here
      2 hours ago · Like · 1

      Trini Duran He’s seems so sweet & down to earth but this girls is NUTS…She’s able to scare this guy completely away….
      2 hours ago · Like

      Mary Jeannette He is adorable! I think Julia’s craziness was too much for him!
      2 hours ago · Like

      Stephanie Olivieri Kinkel He looks scared to death, and I think he should be based on her behavior!
      about an hour ago · Like

      Marie Loko Poor guy should have brought a tranquilzer gun to that party…or restraining order!
      52 minutes ago · Like · 1

      • Dyspeptic says:

        Too many moles for even Miss Julia Allison to whack down…appearing on her FB page now.

    • Dr. Gary says:

      Dang. I wonder if Julie posted that, or brayed at Bravo to post it? You can see her hand on the left side of the pic. He looks terrified. I agree with the FB comment that said he looks like a deer caught in the headlights.

      You can run Jelly D, but you can’t hide.

      • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

        Glass of water-check
        Eye wide as saucers-check
        All pupil-check
        Jelly Rolling balls off-check

        • Dr. Gary says:

          LOL. I just posted this under his pic:

          ‘I think someone needs to put down the Adderall’

          referring to Julie and her manic behavior. Looks like I should have added ‘and the E’.

          • The LA Chick (Downward Spiral Donk aka Cocoloco) says:

            Hahahah! Unless the hoof hand were up his ass I cannot think of a single other reason his face would look like that.

          • How Brayella Got Her Hoove Back says:

            Her BFs develop either Tinnitis or Karpeyez.

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