Jelly, I don’t know if you read RBD. I know a whole shit-load of your friends do. I know you are a good guy who was not AT ALL into a Donkey, and you made a very terrible mistake in getting fleetingly involved with her, even though it was mostly on the down-low because you had the good sense to be really embarrassed to be seen in public with her.
But if you’re reading this, heed our advice: DEFRIEND HER NOW. IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE. Don’t respond to texts, Tweets, Facebook messages, voicemails, emails, bat signals, middle-of-the-night door poundings, NOTHING. DISENGAGE. Many before you have been where you’ve been. The only way to hose down a donkey is to completely ignore, block, delete, pretend she never existed.