Huh. And not a single mention of the apparent escaped mental patient who let her crazy flag fly both on last night’s episode and on the Andy Cohen after-show.
Embarrassed, perhaps? Hungover? Sobbing because the Twitterverse has turned against her? Is someone reinserting her eyeballs? Removing her dentures? Or, hopefully, have the men with the white coats arrived and locked her in a padded cell?
maybe Sklar slipped her a roofie last night.
i wonder what her manager/agent person thinks of this.
Julia’s clip from WWHL talking about Jack is now on the front page of bravotv.com:
“Presidential Pardon
Julia Allison opens up about dating Jack McCain and responds to Meghan McCain’s comments.”
And links to Meghan’s video:
“‘Diss’ Advised
Meghan McCain sounds off on Julia Allison revealing intimate details about her relationship with Meghan’s brother on ‘Miss Advised.’”
See all the other WWHL videos here: http://www.bravotv.com/watch-what-happens-live/season-7/videos
Also, the Miss Advised Bravo site now has added “Julia’s 73-Point Checklist” to the SIDEBAR (but link isn’t working):
Season 1
About
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Photos
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Jesus, look at the teeth in that still shot.
the teeth really got to me this time.
There are a bunch off clips from last night on the Bravo Now app, including the after show. A lonely bear from rural Virginia called in concerned about his expiration date. Julia didn’t know what a bear was. Andy hates the term “expiation date” and the other wenches agreed. Emily gave Andy a cock ring, she so edgy.
missing a production calltime is one of my biggest nightmares.
didnt some tipsters say she was later for the taping of miss advised? she thought it was just a suggested time or something?
It’s weird because she supposedly has all the TV experience, being on news shows, etc. She has to, at one point, been able to get to a studio on time, no?
We all have said that bravo hates her but love how they put her in the middle – she looks giant in that big poofy dress!! And her calves look huge!
The thought makes my blood run cold. Apparently it makes Julia’s inherited lingerie wet at the thought that people are waiting for l’il ol’ HER.
Reply fail to @darling dearest.
oh my god, when you throw in the inherited lingerie, i feel like im gonna be sick.
quick, to the shower
No eyeballs were reinserted in the making of this photo.
http://instagram.com/p/Nd9rrHFA_t/
it’s very telling that her hand remains closed in that picture whereas emily’s hand is open and touching amy. julia your insincerity shows through even if you think it doesnt.
at iVillage?! isn’t that the outlet that donkey plagiarized from, leading to her unceremonious exit from the Hoya? yes, yes it was.
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/27944/hoya-sexa
Can I just say that Emily looked gorgeous last night? I would tots have a polymorphous threeway with her.
She really did look good.
Samesies.
Agreed. She also came off the best; she took Andy’s teasing about Twitchy Alton Busey with grace and humor. (Amy’s joke that she’d rather date Gary Busey was funny, too.)
Emily really is a lovely person. Very attractive IRL, intelligent, funny.
So this was taken this morning — Amy and Emily are wearing the same outfits they wore on the show — but Donkey didn’t make it to the TV appearance? Very professional, to just not show up for a Bravo-mandated appearance.
Also — her eyes are slits, she looks like she either didn’t sleep all night or bawled all night. Poor dittums. ADMIT YOURSELF TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION YOU GODDAMNED WHACKJOB.
Pat Sandora has been tweeting about chatting with the ladies of miss advised, julia showed up for that, which I assume was after the morning program. Someone also asked him if she was crazy, he says yeah, but in a good way.
http://ow.ly/i/NhuB
A cocktail dress in the morning? Always a nice choice, Donkey.
“Miss Adeadline”
“Miss Adeadline”
I effen love you
Julia is also apparently late turning in her Bravo blog post. The other two have theirs up already.
I won’t punch you, but you owe me a Coke.
Whatever, you people owe me everything.
^ Julia’s closing paragraph in every email to her agent and manager
Interesting, too. Even in the midst of their “press tour,” both Amy and Emily were able to post new blog entries for the week. Darling Donk… still has her entry from last week up. Synopsis, “Julia really really loves prom.”
Get a therapist. Or ten.
Whoa, SS SF. Great minds?
The always entertaining Amelia at The Frisky made her deadline — with vid cap goodness.
http://tinyurl.com/cbrsurq
“Julia remarks that Andrew is “being a good sport” about the date but I just think he’s treating a mentally ill person with kid gloves so no one gets hurt. Like James Caan in “Misery,” sort of.”
BINGO!
Could someone please do the appropriate photoshopping please?
“Back to Julia and her dinner party which I am going to call The White Party because everyone there is white and the furniture is all white and there are mashed potatoes…”
Ha!
Amelia love.
Thanks for reading! The best part of watching “Miss Advised” is the excuse to get drunk. The second best part of watching “Miss Advised” is writing the recaps. Also, I scored a copy of Amy’s book and will be reading and reviewing it ASAP. Here’s the cover.
I WOULD SO GO LESBIAN FOR YOU.
Jesus, again, the teeth. The fucking teeth.
https://twitter.com/AmyLaurentMatch/status/227722242266652672/photo/1
She has never looked more like a barking seal. Except for that one vimeo of her barking like a seal.
I beg of CuntBunnies to do something with that.
I suspect a mysterious and sudden illness will be Donkey’s excuse for the missed deadlines.
Or a shifting paradigm.
Or a delayed flight.
Or a “processing” delay.
Or a date rape ($1700!).
Or a life-altering epiphany.
Or a blowjob/daily orgasm (“I’m tho thexy!!!”).
Or biology.
Or the fact that she’s a young, female entrepreneur and she therefore doesn’t exist.
You rang?
I called “terrible sinus infection, doc says it would be dangerous to go on tv” a la the Paris trip.
blame it on Tony Robbins! delayed hoof burns!
I could not believe that she offered to show her hooves on WWHL. I thought Amy was going to have a stroke.
She hasn’t tweeted for 11 hrs.
I think Tonny Robbins’ “therapy” worked and she had a true epiphany and decided to give up the Internet.
Oh, and a pig just landed in LaGuardia.
maybe she’s freaking out after seeing the commercial for next week – did you see this? I assume the slap is being over-dramatized (it is a reality show, after all) but good Lord, the ugly cry? after 3 dates?
Slap?
They showed her slapping the Donut in the “Next week on Miss Advised…” trailer.
She thinks she’s a modern day Scarlett O’Hara
JA’s part in the commercial for next week goes:
Voiceover says: “But Julia…”
(quick cut of JA sitting on a couch, looking pissed, then standing in a bathroom looking pissed)
JA says: “I want to make sure he’s on the same page”
(quick cut of her looking pissed/teary eyed at Jelly)
Voiceover says”…might have to move on”
Then it cuts to her talking to Jelly and she says “I feel like I could fall in love with you”. Jelly looks LESS then excited about that, shall we say.
Then Julia let’s out an UG-LY sob cry. Then quick cut to a hand slapping his face.
(I’m lame – I paused it- it IS his face, it does look like her hand)
Then back to the voiceover for “Miss Advised, All New Next Monday, Only By Bravo”
Seriously? What in the world?!?
Wait, why is that ok, when if he was the one doing the slapping, they wouldn’t air it? She’s stepped too far over the ledge in this quest for fame. She is going the Speidi route.
I’m not so sure. Didn’t the promo of Snooki getting punched in the face really put it on the map in terms of viewers?
Also, her hair looks really, really dirty in that promo.
There’s a whole article in the Daily Beast about Tina Pray and how Tareq Salahi tried to get involved with her. Did I hear about that here? It was very interesting, nonetheless.
Yes you did. We know everything.
Tina Pray exceeded my expectations for cray and pretension, but I did not expect her to look like Jim Gaffigan in drag. That was a bonus.
Amy was being subtle and restrained in trying to discuss her “masculine energy.” Tina looked like she tucks a big one.
That whole party fight struck me as incredibly fake, though. Seems like the producers gave Tina the direction to Shit Stir through any available means and so she just latched on to the masculine comment and improv’d a fight with Amy on the spot. When she went after Amy’s friend in the lingerie like dress just before leaving, the girl was practically cracking up and just said “don’t be mean to me.” I wanted some table-flipping rage, a la Teresa or Tamara Barney going after Gena, and I was disappointed.
Yeah, she was awful. Not impressed at all. You don’t show up at a party for the sole purpose of stirring up shit with someone whose advice you don’t want to follow. If she’s so savvy then why was she hiring a matchmaker to begin with? Probably all set up by Bravo but nastiness nonetheless.
S0 I didn’t catch Donkey’s Tom Cruise quip last night, but I have to admit it was kind of funny.
It would have been if she hadn’t brayblurted it out. As it was, it fell totally flat.
On paper, moderately amusing. In execution — hammy and cringe-worthy.
Who’s that scary wax figure in the pink dress? Oh no, it’s one of those creepy Scooby-Doo mannequins where the eyes follow you as you cross the room. You can barely see the eyes, though.
I going to take that as a “You rang” moment for me and meddling kids everywhere.
In today’s Cary Tennis column on Salon there’s a question from someone who’s being tortured by a coworker who sounds just like JABA, if she were to ever, you know, get a job:
“She wears feather boas, tutus, tiaras and Harry Potter-style cloaks, sometimes all at once — not annoying in and of itself, just part of the picture I’m painting here. She spins in her chair, complete with “Wheeeeee!”s. She does “yoga” and “ballet” in the aisle, frequently kicking or shaking the walls and knocking stuff over, always with a piercing yelp like she’s shocked to death that that happened again. ”
http://www.salon.com/2012/07/24/worst_co_worker_ever/?source=newsletter
Not sure if this has been discussed, but Bravo posted Julia’s entire 73-point checklist on the Miss Advised page: http://www.bravotv.com/miss-advised/season-1/julia-allisons-73-point-checklist
Dear Greg they hate her so much.
41. A true teammate and partner = Does not password protect his email accounts.
not to mention “has never been married or engaged before”
#10 – will age well.
haha haha hahahaha. poor donks.
That list is the work of a madwoman. That dude does not, cannot, should not exist. Dying alone — she will be doing it.
This is just so insane. Did she just describe her dad? Because I’m pretty sure she did.
The whole thing with him having to come from a great family with intact parents… Wow. Just wow. Way to judge a person for his parents before you’ve even met him. As if he has anything to do with his parents’ marital successes or failures. My parents got divorced and it was the best thing for them. I have a brother who is a total catch and wouldn’t touch Le Donkey with a 10 foot pole. So there’s that.
Hey, Donkey: GET HELP. Your list is as insane as you are. Get a grip!
I’d be embarrassed to have written this (when I was 12) and even more mortified to tout it and have it posted publicly.
You are a sad, pathetic human and I feel sorry for you. As bad of a day as I have, at least I don’t have to wake up and realize I’m Julia Baugher. Yuck.
Man, I have to say that I have dated/been in love/been engaged to some pretty fantastic guys… but I doubt any of them had five of those “must haves” (and they were pretty damn fantastic).
What a nutter.
Smart
Funny
Tall
Fantastic hair/voice
Great energy
Insane about me…
That’s my list… (Ivy League, family, not married before, parents not divorced… all the rest of that stuff is crap.)
Did Donks hack into Greasy McMouthbreather’s twitter account?
@taylorgreason
@JuliaAllison Getting excited! Lucky to have such great friend…so many good things to say, a guy can be at a loss for words!
That was my first thought. When have ever seen him express any sentiment of that nature? And why after THAT episode, in particular? She probably set up his Twitter account for him and knows the password. In my fantasies, he gave her hell and she spent all night weeping in a cesspool of snot, schemejuices and karma.
Yes. Yes.
In fact, the tweet itself appears to be meant as a joke noting the very point that Taylor didn’t write it, or anything for that matter, about his appearance on the show. The winky emoticon at the end is Julia’s punctuation of the joke for Greasy.
I am zero doubts this is the case.
Can you imagine how happy and excited Amy and Emily were when Donkey didn’t show up this morning? The two of them, without her braying, tell a much smoother story. They can say things like “both of us are” and they can get a word in edgewise about themselves.
I don’t like them, but its hard to argue that this isn’t thousands of times easier and more pleasant to watch.
You could tell on WWHL that Amy hates her. She visibly cringed a few times, and leaned away from her/recoiled a lot. She looked embarrassed and like she so badly wanted to tell her to just SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. And when Andy called her Julia by mistake, she seriously gave him the knowing stinky eye.
She hated when J to the A said to get dates on fb, twitter, or dimly lit street corners, trying to tank Amy’s business (and I’m using that term loosely)
I wish she had elaborated on that so it didn’t seem so self-serving. She started to and I think got out-brayed. But I think the point was: How do you really know someone based on their Facebook output? Donk started to say it DID work out with JellyD, and I wanted Amy to say hardly, you stupid mentalcase.
There is hope for a reunion show. I’m sure they’ll be desperate to get the ratings up and try and secure another polyamorous, physcho filled, tiara wearing season. Amy will snap for sure, it’s only a matter of a few more times around attention starved coke addled donk (like yesterday).
I just watched the after show part 1 & 2 and our donks looked both mad and bored. Or maybe like her high was wearing off. At any rate, she was unhappy and looked like a bitch.
And they all so clearly hate her.
I still think she was coked up. Maybe she was jones-ing for another bump?
thought that too.
What’s the over/under that The New Jack Swing releases their engagement picture very soon?