In care you were unaware of the recent senseless tragedy that has captivated a stunned nation and has overtaken the 24-hour news cycle with shining examples of well-researched, responsible journalism, I’ll catch you up to speed.
I left LA at 5 am & just now arrived in San Jose for this weekend’s Tony Robbins Unleash The Power Within conference with
Yes, Julia Allison, who is currently pretending to be on a quest of self-improvement to change the fact that she’s a gigantic asshole, made another half-assed attempt to try and be a better person by visiting yet another self-improvement scam artist. Unfortunately, unforseen tragedy struck as people were forced to trek through the pits of hell all for the sake of being a better person.
But fret not! Julia Allison is OK!
I WALKED ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELL YEAH TONY ROBBINS!!!
Whew! I wasn’t sure how we as a nation could collectively go on living had the outcome been otherwise.